The Matan Show - Matan Tries To Make Dax Flame Break Character

Episode Date: May 25, 2025

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Docsflame, please welcome in. For today's co-host, please welcome in Mike. Welcome in Mike. No, can you sit over here please? Welcome in Mike! Slow, fucking slow brain guy so didn't introduce myself yes please just introduce yourself tell him a little bit about and

all that one so I'm Dax flame I do I was in some movies a long time ago, I do internet videos, and then this is my friend Alejandro, and basically yeah, like I know that... Yeah, yeah, thank you for having me on, and then Alejandro is just gonna help me out cause yeah. Just help you out in case you get a little bit nervous. Yeah, cause I know that usually you have like super established comedians on here. So like I don't feel like qualif because I I'm not like. And so, yeah, I was just feeling super nervous.

So Alejandro just gave me like a good pep talk and stuff. And then, yeah, that's why I was asking you, like, is it OK if I bring a friend on? And yeah, Alejandro, you can go ahead. My name is Alejandro Sanjinez. And yeah, you Alejandro like Alejandro goes in my videos sometimes. And then yeah, just like, so yeah, that's why I was like saying like... No, I understand. I agree. A lot of times the comedians all have on here like more, they've been doing it for longer. Some of the times I'll even have on, I don't know if it makes you uncomfortable, just like politicians though, who are like, hey, people.

Yeah, no, I think that's super like bad if they do that cool that they could do that and make some money still no but I understand it's like having a belief that's and yeah it's like then I like I think that more established people are better with like like dark humor and stuff and like that's what I want to challenge myself to be oh I'm not kidding I like to have on like hateful people true show it's like for good episode and then you but I think you can tap on that energy as well because you've been in comedies sure whatever you want to talk I guess just since the mic won't go all the way to you if you want to just lean into the

mic yeah oh I was saying that you actually have experiencing comedy because you have done comedy in Hollywood especially movies. Yeah so like I've done comedy movies such as like Project X or 21 Jump Street but like I that's like ten years ago and I've just started to do stand-up recently and so like... Please ignore him by the way. I don't know him, he just, he came in here into the building, he's one of the tenants in one of the houses close by. And then, yeah, but I think like people who are professional stand-ups and who do podcasts

all the time, like are better at like rolling with heck. Right. Absolutely. I mean, I think you have just to go through the process the journey. I mean, I Just enjoy and like you were saying like basically just to like not Yeah, I was just freaking myself out right like cuz I then I was watching your clips and I was like I don't know how to like do to like pull that off like in that I think you'll do fine I don't think you really have that much to be nervous about honestly

I think you'll do a good job't think you really have that much to be nervous about honestly I think you'll do a good job you want to get into the questions yes would you be offended if I called you my retarded brother um yeah but I can like laugh at any like anything so you wouldn't like that but like in a cool black way yeah I don't understand I don't think you go for it take the challenge I don't understand like how to react to that in a way that's like funny. Like I don't know. Not fun. Like I'm asking seriously. If somebody called like not in a derogatory way, like, hey, you're a retard.

Like if somebody said like, what's up, my retarded brother? Like like how black people will use the N word with each other. So I think that if you if your heart was in the right place, then that would be good but it's also not for me to decide because like I since I don't am not mentally challenged like I couldn't say give you permission to say that but like is that what you're asking like sort of just if that we are if that would be okay with You um, I think personally it wouldn't hurt my feelings if I knew where someone's heart was at. Yeah But I know you so you you write, you direct, you produce. However, I think I see his point.

He definitely is seeing beyond. So it's cool. Yeah. Yeah. And so- Please go ahead Do you want me to ask any questions or prefer- No I have some questions for you If you want to ask me something feel free

So what is your backstory of them? How did he get here? This guy just lives in one of the houses close by and then that's my body mic I bought him a while ago from this country and then he kinda just has to work and just do stuff I'll have him like editing the audio after he'll put the soundtrack under and then make sure that our mouthies are synced it was funny to have you come out and greet me for parking yeah I brought him out there well he went I didn't even go to meet you. Is it more healthy in India because the air is brown?

So okay is that a joke? No that's a serious question are the Indians more healthy potentially because of that? Well I've been there and I don't know exactly what you mean but I think that that's the type of thing where I could like just like laugh at it more kind of well I'm serious like the air here like if you look up it's clear maybe a little bit the sky is blue but there it's pungent brown no it's it's not it's not brown or like I don't know is this has Twitter been lying to me yeah yeah that's what I've been hearing I I it can I ask you one more question about the sure go ahead as you want me to do like yes and type thing do whatever you like honestly you can just however you think is best okay

In India they have one of the greatest cuisine that will be a great topic true Sure, you understand a little bit more and it's like super in x whenever you travel there It's super inexpensive and actually Japan as well. Like the food is super good and super inexpensive I never been to India, but I have read a couple books and I would like to go. Yeah. Yeah, Taj Mahal Yes, it's so it's really beautiful Yeah, like it's I literally spent like Her weight you've no go ahead as much as you like whatever you want to do. Okay. Okay. He's here by the way Who is he? Yeah, what?

Okay, okay. He's here by the way who is he? Yeah, what? Go ahead. I literally spent like like two hours inside of there just cuz it was so beautiful and like someone even like like Yeah, yeah, I was just super crazy cuz it's all just like a tomb for this guy's like crazy because it's all just like a tomb for this guy's like deceased like partner in like in Egypt when the guys would die like the the Pharaohs they would put gold in the tombs in India did they put shit in there I actually don't know if there's anything inside of it but the building itself is extremely beautiful

and the only point of it as far as I remember was that it was like a tomb there's a tomb just like the pyramid sort of is that what the pyramids are for? I don't know for sure. I believe so. Yeah, I think it might be I don't really know honestly I'm not a big history guy awesome. Hey guys, so sorry to interrupt you I recently started a patreon and nobody subscribed. I can't even afford a million burgers now Let me make something clear if I don't get as many people on there subscribed and paying as I was expecting, I'm going to start flooding these episodes with ads. I'm going to put 8 ads per episode on this. You guys don't want to pay me for nothing.

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So that and then like that's a joke of course. I think most of the time I'm just being serious. I am a misogynist. So and then that's something that even I would challenge you to think reconsider but then of course then what would you say? I will say I I will say anything. Okay, yeah, so maybe I'll do the same thing. Well, I'm saying, like, you ever seen that photo on Twitter

where right after they installed the Indians or say the world without Indians and it'll be like flying cars in this, I'm describing it, the world without women and it's flying cars and stuff and then a world without men, it's India. But then would you just do like, blab-grown, basically like... without women and it's flying cars and stuff and in a world without men it's India. But then would you just do like blab groan? Basically like that's hard. Yeah, I don't know if imagining they had another way to reproduce.

So basically that is like when people do that, they're doing like a type of dark humor where they're like, and so you're like, I'm serious, but you're like a young person. Well I don't want to do something where I'm like using my age as a like advantage. Oh, no, I understand. But I'm young. But my mindset and my politics is from like 200 years ago. But I think it's because more it's from Twitter. Like you if you see those memes and you think that someone's being serious, then I'm just no, no, I'm just repurposing what they mean.

They're being serious. They think the world would be better without India. I'm repurposing that to the world could be better and more advanced without women. They're taking so much time having to have everything explained to them. Who do you think has more advantage? Men or women of your generation? That's a tough one. I think the women, they're starting to get all the rights which I don't like. I'm not a big fan of that. I think we need to go back old school style. Which is, has opinion and a point of view that we need to explore. Where are you from? You have an accent?

I was born in Mexico. Do they have like rules over there that if your wife talks too much, you can break their head open or no? Yes. And I will tell you why. That's amazing. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. That's why the country is developing. But I'd like to explain something. The culture of machismo, which I'm sure you're familiar with.

Machismo? That sounds like a made up word. Exactly. There you go. You got it. That understanding of society and the subculture of it is kind of fading out. Oh, they're starting to become more progressive? Actually Mexico is a very progressive country. Oh no! Oh well we're not going to go through that. I hate that. Let's go back to the women and men. To answer your question, it used to be a moment in time where men had the last word. That needs to go back to that moment. But I will tell you something that you probably don't know. What is that?

In reality, and please comment on the box below, women, madres, mothers were the ones who ruled the houses. No no. But we're talking about Mexico back in time. Well maybe Mexico, but I don't know about Mexicans. I'm talking about- But ask me about poor Mexicans No, no, I understand. Maybe in the Mexican culture, I'm talking about like old school, like the late 1800s

in America. The wife talks back. I like your opinion and your perspective. You agree with me a little bit. In some ways, how? Like you don't want to go to the 1800s, you want to go to the 1900s. You want to go to the 1800s, the to go to the 1900s Do you want to go to the 1800s the 1900s like he said or not? No I would I would I prefer being here and I think that maybe what about being here with the politics of their

No, I don't like those politics because I prefer like to maybe be more like like just treating people Well, and I think that what you're describing is maybe like sometimes people go on Twitter too much and like the internet and like they read. I'm spending like eight hours on there every day right now. So yeah, that's exactly like then that can form your opinions. Which I understand what you're saying because it's power within that niche of information. I think it's why a lot of people can have like opinions these days where they're super extreme to like think like, oh, maybe it's okay to do a violent thing, but that's never

okay. So then, yeah, yeah. And also like, I think that in a situation like this, do you want me to try to make jokes or something? Well, I have a related question if you want to move on to that. Why are basketball players so good at being black? I would say that maybe... What do I say?

Your friend Alejandro is brown. That's what you want him to say? Your friend Alejandro is brown. And that's what you want him to say? No, no, wait. Your friend Alejandro is brown? I'm brown and I'm afraid of that. I'm happy. However, I think I see the potential in the question. You know what?

Right. And you're just doing it as like a joke. No, that's serious. You're like most basketball players are black. So black skit ball. And the joke. Right. are black so black skit ball um and look right they he's here by the way they community of basketball yeah um so then should I try to make like a joke along so I think that that's that's like a so basically well actually I don't have any

jokes that's kind of what I'm saying is I don't Blinking out a little bit. I basically I don't I'm really bad at like any kind of edgy. Yeah. Yeah Right. Yeah, I mean you don't have to be edgy. You could say whatever you want You I mean the only reason I'm asking these questions where it's a little bit more You could say ages because you told me that that wasn't really your forte so I wanted to because you said you didn't really do a lot of edgy stuff so I made more questions about that. Okay cool. Hey guys sorry for the interruption have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored

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Will Asian maids have driving cars drive worse just like their people? You know what I mean. Okay, so what do you mean? Like when I'll take an Uber and you will show me the guy before if he's Asian I'm canceling it. I'll take the five dollar fee. Will you cancel me? No, that would be okay. I mean, unless you tell me you're Asian or something. But I like Asian people. I don't have an issue with them. I mean, unless you tell me you're Asian or something. But I like

Asian people. I don't have an issue with them. I'm just being honest here. Does anything happen to you that you are just now open to a thicker white? If you look outside right now, you'll just see Asian people flying into each other in cars. You see that all the time? So I think more just like a kind of like an edgy joke so kind of just like doing like an edgy joke Then like I that's what I'm saying. Like I don't really know how to like What you're talking try holding the mic close to you as well. Okay, so I don't really know how to like what to

How to like roll with that as much but then what do you have any advice? So then if so then yeah if I so do you want me give like, if I should I give just like a real? So I think maybe that's just like a stereotype. So then, so then with that, that's just a stereotype people have and... It's not real, but then what about when I see them crashing cars every day? But I can barely leave my house, the roads are getting too dangerous. But maybe, um, maybe that's just on the internet you're seeing. No, I'm seeing it in real life. You saw that a lot? Yesterday, an Asian guy crashed into my house. He destroyed

my garage. But sometimes that's anecdotal. So that's like... But my neighbor said it happened and there was a study done. And the study, you know, they tried to disprove it. They said the guy didn't have any real stats for him and then he made it up so can I ask you a question yeah what would like a more like so in this scenario I feel like this is what I get a little worried about is I feel like I'm supposed to do more like something funny where I'm like okay I get you dude dude I get you you could like punch him in the head. So just like a slapstick thing.

Well I wouldn't do that. You could. I don't know. I don't want him here. You decided to walk into the building. Basically the more established comedians will come on and they'll be like... Like, okay... And then so... Then I should just... But that... Super quick. True.

Would you cancel the Uber? Yes, no. No, no, no. Perfect. You would feel safe? Yeah. Even if... Yes. Okay, I'll take that answer.

I don't agree with you, but we can disagree. And then do you want me to lean it? Yeah, yeah, that... I think most of the time it's you talking, so I would say... Hold the mic to you. When he talks, have him just lean over. Because if you have it in the middle... Well, I can also do that too.

I'll just make sure to... Sure. I'll remember better. That'll make you feel comfortable. Cool. And do you feel comfortable? Cool, okay, and then yeah if you if you think of any funny jokes to like or if you think I should do it joke Just right. Yeah, so I have a joke You're all at you don't continue. Yeah, is that which some people say that you're playing a character

Do you know that people who play characters are evil and cannot be trusted? playing a character. Do you know that people who play characters are evil and cannot be trusted? I think, well no, I'm not playing a character and I think the second part is inaccurate because oftentimes on movies people are doing that but so maybe... But what about people who you know what they're accusing you of? You're not maybe not in a movie they're accusing you of being a character in real life. I would hate if somebody accused me of that. It's a disgusting thing.

Well, I'm, yeah, I think that I have seen that question online a lot. So I, yeah, I just always say, no, that's not the case, but it doesn't bother me because I've seen that for many years online. You've just seen people asking that. If I would get pissed off if people ask me that. Because people, do they ask you That or do they know they don't they wouldn't think it. They know I'm like a businessman serious, dude, okay And do you feel good?

Okay, are you asking like if he has like a stomach ache or something no well I just like to check in since since Alejandro agreed to come with me So I just like to check in and I just wanted are you paying him no no Alejandro's just my friend and then just because I was so nervous like I was like I don't like I wanted to challenge myself but then like I just was like too nervous so then Alejandro gave me a good pep talk and was just like basically don't overthink things and you can just have fun and it's a type of comedy so and I'll let you sorry um is Elon Musk being autistic or disgraced to your people okay so just a joke as well well that's no no he's all are you're autistic yes I've never issue with it. I don't think so.

I have never done any tests for anything like that. Oh, you're not sure? Oh, sorry. I thought you... I'm not trying to be offensive. I thought you might have been. Yeah, that's okay. And actually...

Or, go ahead, go ahead. But that was the whole question. I actually just wrote that in properly because I thought maybe you were, so I was basically out of that. So you don't like Elon Musk? Not particularly. I don't have an issue with him. I think he's just a little crazy maybe because of the autism and he's been doing a joke that I

Have done for a while. Which one is that one where I say? Have you seen any of these self-driving cars around here? You know those self-driving cars the ones made by Asians that won't stop crashing into each other So I think the brand is called Waymo. I'd feel Waymo safe if they weren't on the road. I'd feel Waymo safe if they were made by Asians. Is that an improved version or what? No that's the dark version.

Right. Yeah. I'd feel Waymo safe if there wasn't Asians and Indians in the world. What about that? That's not about driving. No you shouldn't say that. And you can say that because you're like able to do more of like that type of humor. However, you are probably have a

lot of young viewers. So for them, maybe just like telling them, yeah, I have a ton of old and female viewers. So maybe telling the young ones in your audience like don't do these types of jokes at school you have. But what if we're not joking we're serious and we would feel way more safe without Asians on the road. So then I think that would mean you're racist and Is that an issue? Yes. What's the most racist thing you're willing to say? Nothing nothing. Nothing? Yeah. What about just like a small one? Like I don't. And then did you have any thoughts? What's the most racist thing you're willing to say? Oh, no, no, no racist. Maybe it's a joke. What maybe from him?

Nothing. I won't say anything, but I have experienced it. And on the receiving end. People have been racist to you? Of course. Usually, I'm not usually on the receiving end. I'm the one. How do you say it? But you know, I'm on the receiving end. People have been racist to you? Of course. I'm not usually on the receiving end. I'm the one. How do you say it? I'm on the offense. I'm like Kyrie Irving. It doesn't scare me. Well, I'm not racist towards you. Because you're here with me. This is a very interesting dynamic. And I'd like to ask you that question. thing dynamic and I like to ask you that question. Is that a game? Or is part of you who you are? I was just born like that. You know what I kind of understand it's like some people are

born different colors. I was maybe just born racist. It's possible do you think? Probably it's a learned thing, right? Do you have that opinion about it? Maybe. But I have mine. Yeah. And if you were, you were born that way, right? I was born like that, yes. Well, he said he was born that way. So there's nothing we can do or say to change your perspective of you.

It's like my color skin. It's like your blue eyes. I think from my side, I also learn how to coexist. And just like you are that way, it doesn't affect me in any way unless it comes directly as a threat me in any way on this it comes directly as a threat of my liberty or even my passions I mean here's the thing I you can you can I mean even if you I kind of agree what you said is that you're the one on the receiving end when is it the end if it comes up because it can go from the verbal attack which is okay I don't do physical attacks because I'm not strong enough. Otherwise I might do it. I live in Texas. I live in Texas for five years.

So it went from the verbal to the physical attack. Oh, people were physically attacking you. Okay. But listen, in the end for me, because you have your perspective and experiences as well, but for me is you can say anything you want. I want to engage, but the moment any person with that point of view, which is respectable, comes and tries to physically harm somebody, then we have to take... Then you have an issue? Yes, but in the meantime you

can say hallelujah and hey, I know what it takes right to that same tango So you can say so we're like the same page even though we're actually battling here. We're like kind of okay with you I'm okay. No, it's a different page, but I think I think a different page, but But then can I ask you something should I should we try to do you want us to try to do like debates? Or more like do whatever you want. I think I mean you want me to just move on to the next one We'll go from there. Um Yeah, yeah, should you be concerned if you haven't been able to go to the bathroom in seven and a half weeks?

Yeah Something a little concerning? Yes. Following up on that, what's your least favorite religion of all? Oh, well, I don't know if I have a least favorite one. Yeah. I was born Catholic but I don't practice it. Do you hate Catholicism? No, I just... Do you like Catholicism more than like Buddhism? No. You're same on that. Before I have an opinion, I need to learn more about it because even though I was again born in a Catholic family, it was never that push, so to speak, to do, but it was never an interest, personal interest. I do respect everyone's spiritual path and that's where we'll... He's here by the way.

When you say he's here, who do you mean? Yes. Like a person is here? Is it like a person that's coming out? If genetics are real, why didn't we come from dinosaurs if genetics are real why didn't we come from dinosaurs DNA let's see so dinosaurs dinosaurs so I'm really not great at like thinking of jokes on the fly, but I think it's like Yeah, yeah, I think that's a funny. Maybe the question is more just like funny like

Do you want to ask cool spider-man for a joke that's his name. Yeah. Oh, yes. Do you have a joke? Do you have a joke? Do you have a joke? What's he saying? I can't see his face. He's just grimacing at me. Looking angry or happy? Um, I think happy, yeah. Happy? And um, and then our and that was him Then are are you having a fun time because we could also take a good time so far Okay, because we can also take a break anytime probably right too. Do you want to take a break? Oh just do you want to oh? Okay, yeah, okay, Yeah, okay and Let's see, let's see so You've had you had Howie Mandel on yes, I had him on before and then sal from impractical jokers. Yes, and

Then let's see What is like Your favorite Thing to have happen on your podcast We had to draw we couldn't release the episode because it was a little too violent But the long neck was a guest he showed up and I Yeah Where did you grow up? Just like around this area actually maybe like 10 minutes away from here

Okay, sort of like next to Hollywood sort of place cool cool, and then that's room That's where you live as well If Disney if Disney is actually inclusive why don't they make one of their princesses a fat midget? actually inclusive why don't they make one of their princesses a fat midget maybe you just have to like hmm well this isn't a question for me this is a question for them I think that maybe well wait were you gonna say something so I think maybe first maybe I would say that you can request that, like you could request that they like just have different types of things and maybe just never occurred to them. Well, I guess the essence of the question is because they keep taking, a lot of time I guess normally the issue people have with it, I don't really personally care, I don't watch the movies, is they take maybe like white characters and they turn them brown or black or something or even Asian and people have an issue with that.

But if they're really inclusive and they're not just doing it for the media attention, why don't they make a fat midget? Well kind of just what I said of like, like maybe- People are not demanding that enough? Uh, yeah, maybe if said something that someone wanted to see then, then that would be something they would do and maybe it is something people Want to see and I then I think but if they were truly inclusive wouldn't it not be about What people want to see it would just be about including everybody. Maybe there's not enough small fat midgets

So then their voices are not loud enough because they're also lower to the floor made maybe Maybe it's like that just that. Well actually I don't know. So maybe, yeah I don't know. I think maybe there, yeah yeah I don't know what to say. I think it's a development situation going on with the studios. Budget, money, I don't know. It's not necessarily no being inclusive. They have to pay salaries. They have to create the stories. So I'm actually cheering up here. The idea is just a beautiful idea of the fat midget princess. But I'll move on to the next one.

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People have theorized that it would have been impossible for humans to have built the pyramids on their own Who built it then? Dark Vader? Okay That's just like that's funny. Well, who do you think built it? um, I don't know. Do you know anything about that? Did people have theories? With so many changes lately in the aspects of history, I don't know.

I don't know either. Yeah. I mean, I learned something new every day. True. And I think that people theorize here by the way Who is it? is it like a like a Scary person huh like a scary person that's gonna show up at the end. What do you what do you mean?

I'm just scared on this show. Oh, you're scared right now. Yeah. Yeah, that wasn't I don't want to scare you I hope you're I hope you're I know the questions might be a little edgy, but I don't want to make you on car like Physically uncomfortable. Okay. Okay Okay No, no, yeah Is it possible to catch autism No, I think that if anyone thinks that, well I haven't researched anything but I think if anyone thinks that they're probably just stupid.

You don't think that's something maybe somebody could get, not catch it like physically, like catch it later in life? Maybe one day you're normal and the next day you're, not normal but the next day you have autism? No, not as far as what? You have icebergers? Not what I understand. I'm trying to think of like, yeah, yeah, yeah, not from what I understand.

And what about the cure? Can you cure it by eating four lemons? I read that on Quora. Somebody said you could cure autism by eating four lemons No, no, no, that's a that's not true. Yeah. Yeah, that's just internet stuff gets just thrown around somebody's lying so Yeah, yeah, and I think like this is where I'm like, I feel like if it was a sorry I keep saying this kind of thing maybe I'm more just asking it like throwing it out there to Alejandro and but yeah, I feel like more like a comedian might be like a more experienced comedian might say something like so It can be cured this way and then

Roll with a different joke. So sorry to the audience that I don't have those as many of those kind of things cute Oh, okay. I think they understand. I don't think they're expecting you to be okay. Maybe not on par but just yeah the same and you just wanted me to come on because because I don't only have comedians on the show like the other week I had on a rest. Oh We had just gone out of jail and we were celebrating Okay. Yeah, we're happy to get him out. That's a The episode has By thing that parting that he's now out of jail.

No, that's a dark joke, I think. No, I'm serious. The episode just hasn't released yet. Oh. Well, maybe I- I'd like to watch that episode. Yeah, it's gonna be- I don't know if I can release it, actually.

I'm a little- I don't know. We're just a random guy, but you know what- Maybe people will enjoy seeing that. I think it has great stories. This is Hollywood, after all. Well, it wasn't a great story. He- He just just I mean he

re-s**ked somebody and he's like a just a terrible guy. Humanity. Humanity. How long should somebody go to jail for peeing on a homeless guy, but it was a small pee and he has to go. I would say a super long time. Why? Make sure no one ever does that again type thing. So you want to set up precedent so people don't do it again, but what if the guy really has to pee? Just pee a different place.

But no, he can't hold it anymore. The homeless guy is right in front of him, so he can't, he has to pee so bad that he can't even move. So are you saying it wasn't intentional like it just he peed his pants and it just it was intentional in the way that the guy knew he had to go pee five minutes before and he knew that the homeless guy was coming up and somehow the guy was like a math whiz so he knew but was here by the way but he was like a math whiz he knew was it intentional it was intentional intentional. He wanted to pee on him but he still had to go. Well then that's the same answer for me.

Go to jail. How many years? Maybe just let the guy he peed on decide. Let that guy decide? What if the guy decides he needs to go for a hundred years? Maybe that's too much? Yeah, yeah. Seven. I like seven. Seven years? years. Maybe that's too much. Yeah. Yeah Seven years Seven lucky number

Seven because it's a good cycle in seven years. You're not the same person that you used to be seven years ago There you go. Can't we use that logic for any crime like rape or murder? Cells and our bodies change every seven. Oh, yes our seven days seven right? I say seven for that guy or not. What about for a murder? That's a different topic, but he'll be a different guy in seven years The cells will change Pass on it just pants on pass on answering it. So I could, I have a- Yeah, okay, that's okay. Yeah, you can always say no comment for any questions. Right. Where do you get your ideas from?

Basically, just kind of try to think of ideas while I'm walking around, or maybe sometimes I sit down and try to brainstorm or- Where do they come from? I have like some joke books as well, and I read those and see if it strikes up ideas and even just like... Where are the ideas coming from? Just like in your brain you just gotta yeah just kind of pull them out of your brain and kind of just the way any you have any thought and Yeah, yeah, he taught he tapped your shoulder He's here by the way a

Fan submitted a question and asked my house is falling apart I'm being sued by multiple people and I forgot to pay my taxes last year. Is there any hope left for me? Yeah, I think that anyone can find hope. Basically, you just have to realize that sometimes life can get super hard and sometimes you just have to eventually, things can change very drastically in a short amount of time and sometimes it can take a very long time. I know I've had super difficult parts of my life where then maybe just like within a matter of months then I'm Having like a great time. You had a financial issue at some point in your life

You're saying I've had times where I was broke and I think even sometimes it's as simple as um there's a song called what a difference a day makes and Sometimes I remember that song because sometimes I'm like really sad and then I remember that song and then the next day I'm like feeling super happy and I'm like oh that's true yeah. But Dax going back to his question and just the one a little bit, do you follow the rules and pay your taxes? How about you? I only do what I have to. I'll try to write stuff off as like a tax off, tax write off, but it's not actually correct.

What about you? Yeah, I just go and add, I go to H&R Block and that's not an ad. Well, obviously that's not an ad, but and then that and then I have just gone there and then that person just helps me figure out. That was an ad you were doing for H&R Block? No, I haven't done any brand deals before but do you do- Besides this one for H&R Block you're saying or no? It's not an ad but I think that's that's funny that would be funny but that's that's but you're saying it would be funny if you weren't doing it out or you're doing an ad I don't understand it would be funny if uh the way that

you're describing this but right now you were doing it out no following the rules pay taxes yes no yes so pay taxes pay your taxes and I think if you can find things to write off that's good because especially like then you can save a ton of money and like especially if you're not in like one of the higher by the way I I just in case my sponsors will get angry was that in Adam might have to bleep it No, no, so I'm saying it's not yeah Should I bleep it if it well, I don't have to bleep it if it wasn't an ad no It wasn't if it wasn't out. I have to bleep it. No, I could just show you

That place yeah, oh so you're advertising for them because you like the did you go there too? Sorry, I mean my I do it myself. I might be misunderstanding. Oh, you're giving them a free ad? Or just like a satisfied customer like I wear Hoka shoes every day. They gave you those shoes for the ad? No, no, I wear these shoes every day and he's here by the way So I think that at the end of the episode someone's gonna come out that's gonna be super scary or something. That's not gonna happen I'm just who okay if you if you want I don't want to make you uncomfortable you can finish if you can do the outreach for that place if you got paid by them I would say that if you

are trying to do your taxes I've gone there for a few years in a row because I knew it I know they paid you for that no and then I would say if you want to wear hokas I wear hokas and then I just get my shirts off Amazon I get Wrangler I have I wear the same oh so you're saying that the H&R blog gave you a shirt for the odd no and like I use a iPhone so like basically give you an iPhone for the odd so basically so and can I ask Alejandro something in a way I could take a break and ask or we could do what you could just ask him right here if that's fine with you. Do you feel do you feel like I should like basically try to be funnier?

You're great. Never mind. Never mind. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Cool. Never mind, never mind. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Okay cool

leave a comment about if you think that this is like What you're satisfied with and leave a comment if you like these ads What did they pay you just so I can reference it to my how much they pay me? So I know that basically you won't release the episode if you're not happy with it So I'll just get out of my head and stop thinking about that right yeah no I'm happy I think you're doing a great job so thank you have anything to be worried about but we actually have to wrap it up because he's here okay well thanks for having me long neck is here who did you think it was do you have one more question please you want me to ask

one more one more question yes was that an ad? No. From your list. Because I'm really interested in your question. Yes. If in the middle of the interview you say you might be sponsored by H&R Block, would it be an ad? No. Find something else. Find something else. Come on. Give me something else. I don't have anything else. I read all my questions for you. That's all of them. I got an idea. Yes? Just... Try to think of one? Just one without... Without the notepad, just think of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And just to give a good...

How much do you usually get paid for ads from H&R Block? If I was going to do one, I would talk to like a... You know, he's right. I do like to ask you a question. When you perform at the show, I'm sorry, the club on Sunset Boulevard. It's a pay gig. No, so I mostly do, I do like mostly an open mic. I've done two actual shows. So I did one, I did one, so I mostly just do one open mic where I actually pay to go on stage.

And then I also do, I've done one where I open you might be famous enough to the point where they'll pay you for performing um so actually I opened for baby no money and that that one I got paid for and then this an ad for that guy no no so I have never done any brand deals besides the action block no no that was one but Marc Jacobs had me do one on their account so they had me film myself so you only did not not an ad you did the performance for the singer you did the Marc Jacobs yeah I open their page and you do the odd for the H&R block yeah yeah and then I also performed at the Comedy Store once and you have my permission to use that

footage you might have to ask that whoever I don't know but you have permission why have your permission to use like an H&R block out oh you can if you want to but you might have to ask you there as well you have a connection like can you connect me to your representative I just know an accountant there what about the guy who got you the ad like who's do you have like an ad guy so yeah yes well thanks for coming on. I appreciate it. That was fun. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thanks. Thanks. We have to end now because Longneck is here with his cousin Neckhead. Okay. Do you want... I can introduce you to them outside if you would like. Okay.

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