The Matan Show - Nick Mullen on Leaving C*mTown & The Adam Friedland Show

Episode Date: March 9, 2025

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest, we have Nick Bullen. Welcome in. No, you come in, you sit in the middle. Right now. And then for today's co-host, we have Mike, casual terrorist Mike. Welcome in, he's the co-host. Thanks for coming, I appreciate it. Thanks for having me. Matan, young man. Thanks. You're the new guy in the game, right? In which one?

I don't know, whatever this bullshit bullshit is business and running stocks and enterprises well i don't know about stocks what you know the like making the new the new wave of crypto markets do you have a cryptocurrency not of my own name but also like i started nick mullen coin okay well i can't promote that or you gotta be careful with that they're getting the blow job girl now she's going to jail who hacked who yeah yeah she um but she she went i got a i got a bone to pick with that lady why she's sleeping right now what do you mean she's sleeping she went to sleep she had that big crypto scam and she went to sleep after she went to sleep she said it was getting late she's still sleeping i heard oh she like tweeted that or something she was on a twitter space and she said that she had to end the Twitter space.

She said she was going to go to sleep, and she'll talk to them tomorrow. My problem with her is this. I don't think you should be allowed to become famous for saying you're the best at sucking dick, and then we never see that happen. You think she needs to? Wow. I'm against, like, OnlyFans and that stuff, but that's an interesting observation. You think she should have to start an OnlyFans?

I don't think she should have to start an OnlyFans. It's like you can't be like, yeah, I'm the best fucking guitar player in the world. You go viral for that. And then you have a podcast called Playing Guitar. And then you have a cryptocurrency called I'm the fucking man of playing guitar. The thing that confused me is she tweeted after though, a couple weeks after the crypto scam. She said that- But then we never see the of playing the guitar. The thing that confused me is she tweeted after, though, a couple weeks after the crypto scam. She said that... But then we never see the guy play the guitar.

No, but listen. She tweeted that she was working with lawyers to find the perpetrator. Who do you think did it? The perpetrator of, like, who... Who scammed her audience. Oh, because the price crashed? Yeah, she's trying to find who pulled out... Well, you don't have to hire an investigator.

That's what the SEC is for. I thought it was obvious obvious that it was her but i think she hired a lawyer to figure that out yeah i don't know well in case anybody doesn't know you please just introduce yourself and okay uh i'm i'm nick i was uh on a podcast called come town like 10 years ago yeah a couple people listened to that and then that kind of fell apart. And I started a talk show with Adam Friedland called The Adam Friedland Show, which I think we invited you on. I don't think so. I'm pretty sure we did. I don't know. I don't think so.

You might have thought you did. Maybe that's why you didn't. You thought it was already open. Yeah, I thought maybe. Anyways, you should go on the show. You're not on it anymore, though. I left. I just left this one.

I'll go on it. I didn't receive any. I would have on it. I didn't receive any. I would have done it. It's still in my heart. You still want to, but not the other one. Well, that just kind of ended. So the one you're telling me to go on is with? Adam Friedland.

But not Stavros. Well, the Comptown is defunct. That's done. Can I ask you a question about that? Do you think Stavros would rejoin the podcast if you gave him a bagel a bagel yeah he is very food motivated but i don't know i don't know if a bagel would do it it has to be more that's the thing that's interesting he wouldn't be able to say no just looking at him no well stav is it's the funny thing about him is like you would think that someone of that size would be like there's people that are big fat so like you watch my 600 pound life yeah and they're like they're like oh i have

to eat 17 baguettes every morning you know it's like they're just they they they consume but stav is sort of an epicurean i mean i would go what does that mean well he has taste i mean it's like oh he eats good food he eats good but that's only because he has a lot of money. Even before that, I remember going to his, like, there was a Fourth of July that was just, it was maybe when we had just started the podcast, but I went over to his house, and it ended up, well, he invited a bunch of people, but I was the only one that showed up.

So he got all of this food, and he made, like, tzatziki, and he barbecued, and he made all this Greek food that was really good and then we took naked pictures of him and it was uh but the food itself how much how much i'm gonna forget the naked part i'm just not even i'm not even interested in hearing about i don't want to imagine that guy naked any guy but him specifically he's naked a lot you don't have to imagine that's just oh man that's horrible to imagine it's like i physically feel feel like my organs are, like, fighting each other right now. Like, they're trying to kill myself.

Maybe you need some exposure therapy because it's not a bad thing. I couldn't do it. I'd rather jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Yeah. That just sounds horrible. Is that you've seen him naked before? Oh, many times. Is that why you, like, sound just so depressed and, like—

Do I sound depressed? You sound like you're, like, always... You sound like you're a little sleepy. Like you're just like... You've seen the worst of it and there's nothing that can affect you now. I hate that. I would love to not sound that way. Maybe I should get like a...

It's too far. You already saw Stavros naked. Yeah, well he's... You saw the worst of the worst. Well, he's very symmetrical. He doesn't like... It's not... Like he's a circle?

Well, he's like... Who's that said painter that does like the fat couples? Can you help? You would know. The painter? He's like a South American guy. Balea?

Bolivia. Batrucio? Let's call him Batrucio. It's something like that. But yeah, he's very, he's robust. It's not, the only thing that's off-putting is he has these scars from some type of reaction he had to something as a baby. He also is like 30, but he has the hair of an old Jewish guy

who's about to die. Well, he's bald, yeah. But he has little sideburns. He does. He's grown it out. Just horrible. He's not as bald as I thought he was. You don't see him often in person anymore?

The last time I saw him was like two months ago. He had a movie that came out. How much? I mean, I don't know if you know, but how much does he weigh? He weighs, well, the last time I checked when it was in person, I think he was 365 pounds at 5'1". one five one that guy is like about explode there's not much more he can do what's he gonna do he's gonna well i think it works it looks balanced though no it doesn't it looks like it looks like it looks like that's the type of guy you'd find outside eating

like the scraps of food at a mcdonald like the old fries that somebody dropped on their table. To me, if I was an alien, right, and I came to Earth, and that was the first person I saw, I would be like, oh, that makes sense. The planet is that shape, and so the people are also... Yeah, but that's not a good thing because then the alien imagining they could get here, you'd have to imagine, like they've refined technology.

They would understand technology. They'd look at like a normal guy, and then they'd look at imagine like they've refined technology they would understand technology they'd look at like a normal guy and then they'd look at somebody like that and the guy'd go the alien would? they'd see somebody like Stavros and he'd be like fucking panting and shit but he's not like that

he's not? he's athletic? I think so yeah to a certain degree I've never met him he just looks like I don't know he looks like a bubble you poke it a little too hard you should have degree. I've never met him. He just looks like, I don't know, he looks like a bubble that you poke it a little too hard and it explodes. You should have him on. I've tried.

He'd probably be able to answer the questions better than I could about his weight. About the bagel? About the bagel, yeah, particularly, probably. Well, let's move on. I don't want to only ask you about that guy. Okay. How can Mr. Beast have 300 million subscribers if there's only 8 million people in the world mr beast has 300 million subscribers 300 he's 350 million now i don't know that's

fascinating to me i don't understand i don't really understand what he does do you know what's crazy i've never seen a mr beast video but i've seen his penis you saw what there's a picture of his penis on the internet that he sent to somebody but i've never seen a Mr. Beast video, but I've seen his penis. You saw what? There's a picture of his penis on the internet that he sent to somebody, but I've never seen one of his videos. How did you... I didn't hear about that. Are you sure it wasn't like that... I have a Google alert for penis. That fool working for him back in the day?

Who? A Google alert? Yeah, I have a Google alert for penis. An alert for stuff like that? Anytime the word penis is mentioned... It's like a ring camera? Yeah, I get like a ping on my phone. Do you share it with like your neighbors?

I did. I went over to my neighbor. It's a nice, it's a older black family and I said, I'm like, have you seen this? I like old black people. And then they call the police on me. The young ones are going fucking nuts though. The younger ones. I think we gotta deport them. I don't know where to, but. Yeah.

I think I'm not gonna continue. Let let's go i guarantee you there's a lot of people that thought that that was gonna happen like they heard about deportations and they there's probably there's probably a decent amount of people that thought like that means the blacks and then yeah and then that's what i was hoping for yeah right and then they're like wait a minute i mean i didn't think it was gonna happen It's like it's too good to be true. It's like when a new movie gets announced and you just think it's going to be so good, and then it comes out and it's like, I knew that there was no way that he was going to get rid of them too.

It's too good. There always needs to be something for the next guy to complain for. Well, I don't know. If you get rid of the blacks, then it's like, know, the next on the list is the Jews, pal. Good. You go right down to the fucking bottom. Fucking let's get rid of them. Okay.

All right. I'm not Jewish anymore. I denounced it. That's not how it works. It's on the paperwork. No, it's not. I got rid of it. See, and this is how, see, Trump's going to-

Watch out, man. I got fucking rid of it. Trump's going to fuck you, you know? In a gay way or- No, no. If you get rid of the blacks, then it's like, Watch out, man. I'm not fucking rid of it. Trump's going to fuck you. You know? In a gay way or... No, no. If you get rid of the blacks, then it's like, you know... No. I'm telling you.

I'm not Jewish. I'm a white man proud to be white. Yeah, how many people do you think tried that in Germany in the 40s? They were like, but I'm not anymore. I stopped. I said I stopped last week. Leave me alone, please. I'm not Jewish, though.

Those guys were Jews. They were tricksters. Okay. You seem like a pretty straightforward guy. Straightforward white man. Like, if somebody came up to me on the street, they're like, like they asked me to introduce myself, I'd be like, white power?

If someone came up to you on the street and said, introduce yourself. Yeah, that would be my response. Yeah, that's cool. Introduce yourself. I'd go like, yeah, white power and that. Yeah, that's a fun. And then I think a brawl might start, but let's go.

I mean, I'll call my guys. I don't know them yet, but I'm trying to get in it. Those are the two people the alien meets is Stav and then a guy that says white power. The aliens will just be like, wow, you have a. Research done. We're going back to... No, they'll try to take me and my white brothers with them. They'll take us back to the homeland.

I have a theory that aliens have been coming here for like 100 years. Oh, and they're planting the other races to try to destroy the world. No, they just immediately get eaten by Chinese people. They land in China. I don't agree with that. The Chinese are just sucking get eaten by Chinese people. They land in China. I don't agree with that. The Chinese are just sucking the meat off the bones. I think the aliens, if they're able to come here, they could defend themselves against the Chinese. So I think what they're doing is they're planting.

You just see these weird things popping up. Like the Basque, you mean? No, like weird different races. What's the difference between a Bangladeshi and a Pakistani? It's the difference between a bangladeshi and a pakistani is the same shit i get i don't even really know what bangladeshi people are it's the same thing they're just trying to act like it's different yeah so are they muslim i thought the religion was like dunkin donuts franchises i don't i don't i really don't know what i think i think pakistani people are

muslim they are and i think bangladeshis are morons i don't know i don't know too much into it they do own a lot of dunkin donuts and those are the worst ones to go to because it's like the debt the family's rich and then the like i don't know one of them owns it and then the rest of them have to work there and they all hate working there no it's a bit i don't know if it's a problem here. In New York, I get into a fight at Dunkin' Donuts every time because, okay, let's say we're doing a hypothetical situation. You work in a coffee shop, and I say to you- I'm still the same color I am now.

Yeah, the same color you are. Nothing changes. You just work in a coffee shop, right? And so I come in and I say, can I get a large coffee with half and half, right? Okay. And I don't give you any more information. What kind of coffee do you bring me? Pure black, nothing in it. Okay, so you fucked that part up.

What temperature is the coffee? I'll make it, like, pretty hot, I guess. Exactly. This is my fucking point. You go to Dunkin' Donuts, and they, oh, you're not going to WWE me, are you? Okay, you're just sitting down, all right. You got to move this way so you can have the mic. You told me this guy was going to hit me.

Oh, okay. Oh, that's Antonio Brown's manager. Very good. Finally back on the Raiders. Are you a fan of AB? No. I don't know who that is. You don't know Antonio Brown?

I don't know shit about anything. So why'd you reference the Raiders? Because we, I don't know who that is. You don't know Antonio Brown? I don't know shit about anything. So why'd you reference the Raiders? Because we, I don't know, we had a read for BetDSI years ago, and the copy just said, Antonio Brown's finally back on the Raiders. I wonder if the mic's picking up on the air conditioning that's shooting into my ear now. Maybe. Is that bad?

I like that. People complain about room tone. I don't know. I think it's nice. It makes you feel like you're there. Well, I guess that's AB about room tone I don't know I think it's nice It makes you feel like you're there Well I guess that's AB's manager I don't really have much I don't know why he's here I didn't know he was gonna come in

Right Well let's continue Do you think when Hold on Let me finish my fucking point About these people With Dunkin Donuts You go in

Get rid of them Well don't get rid of them Just like The default is hot coffee If I go in and ask for a large coffee any size coffee medium fucking coffee with half and half just make a hot coffee and they go ice dot hot and i and i refuse to answer why you say it like that you were like how they would say it exactly ice dot hot that's a good impression if i wanted an ice coffee i'd ask for a fucking ice

coffee you know like you know what my right say it again like they do it in the middle of it's Ice.hot That's a good impression. If I wanted an iced coffee, I'd ask for a fucking iced coffee. You know, like, you know what my reaction is. Say it again like that. They do it in the middle of, it's 60. Say it again. Ice.hot That's my reaction. Like, I have to hold myself up. Ice.hot

You think I could give you a stroke if I keep doing it? I mean, like, I'm getting tense. Like, you could see, like, the veins popping out in my neck and stuff. Yeah, it'd be like scanners. I can blow your head up by pretending to be Matt Lateshi. Yeah, it's like the VAT system in Fallout where the fucking head explodes. You be like scanners. I can blow your head up by pretending to be Matt Lateshi. Yeah, it's like the VAT system in Fallout where the fucking head explodes. You ever see scanners?

I have not. Is that a movie? It's a movie. Yeah, I don't know. Well, let's continue. I don't want to stick too much on those. Oh, that's alright. Those guys. Hey guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by Mando. Mando is a deodorant company that's safe for the whole body. I also have to let youando. Mando is a deodorant company that's safe for the whole body.

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No, there's one kid. Split him in half. Like the dad gets the daughter and the mom gets the boy. No, the dad gets the left side of the boy and the mom gets the right side of the boy. I suppose if we get the... Neither are alive anymore, obviously. Oh, they're dead. It's one kid.

He's in half. He's bleeding all over the floor. Yeah. Well, that wouldn't work. If we got the technology to a place where you could have half a boy, that would be sick. No, but current day. Current day? Then no. I don't... Yeah, I wouldn't work. If we got the technology to a place where you could have half a boy, that would be sick. No, but current day. Current day? Then no.

Yeah, I don't think so. Why not? Well, because it kills the kid. But then there will be no... And then the mom has no income. She has to get a job. That's true. We can't do that to women.

After all they've been through over the last 10 years. I think they need to go to hell. The president, folks. Fucking get him out of here. The president is a racist. No, he's not. And now you want to go to hell. The president, folks, the president is a and now you want to take away child support? That's not true. Watch your fucking mouth. That's not true.

Accused or? No, he's not. What's the language you have to use? That's not true. What's the language you have to use? He loves women. I know. Yes, I understand. That's AB's manager and Trump ain't a accused. He ain't Accused

He ain't accused of it either Yeah, he went to Bergdorf Goodman That woman is a bitch She's a liar And they found her guilty She's going to jail Isn't there a thing where they say that was like a story on SVU That they found out after the fact

That that's just like an SVU episode Huh? The lady's story is like an SV that's just like an SVU episode? Huh? The lady's story is like an SVU episode. There was an SVU episode where... I don't know if it's... It might have even been Donald Trump where he r*** somebody in... He did not!

In SVU. He didn't even do it in a hypothetical or in fiction. They don't even speak about it like it could have happened. Well, now you're entering dangerous territory because if somebody can produce that SVU episode, you're going to have a lot of explaining. It's fake. It'll be AI shit. AI slop shit.

He didn't rip anybody. I hope he rips you then. Why would you wish that on me? Because you're accusing him of it. You didn't do shit. What's the meaning of life if not to steal and steal and steal From those pieces of shit Which pieces of shit All of them

And you too Me I'm the piece of shit Or I'm the person to steal from No you're included in the pieces of shit I'm included in the pieces Why is this so aggro I told this was gonna be

We're gonna have a good time I told you it was gonna be a happy fun podcast And then you accused him of being a r*** And now you got me changing stuff I'm repeating what I see on the news we're going to have a good time. I told you it was going to be a happy, fun podcast and then you accused him of being a r***. I didn't accuse. I'm repeating what I see on the news. You came up with that. It's not true. I'm just saying what I saw on the news.

I'm just like everybody else. I just watch the news and then I go around saying the things and then people think like, wow. That's not real. I swear to God, it's not real. Who is this guy? Is this Walter Cronkite I'm meeting right now?

This guy's a genius. Me? No, me. Because I know what's on the news. Right? Who is this guy? Is this Walter Cronkite I'm meeting right now? This guy's a genius. Me? No, me. Because I know what's on the news. Right? Can you back me up here, guys? You're supposed to be on my side, right?

I'm AB's manager. Okay, but whose side are you on here? You gotta have a stake. AB. AB, alright. Watch your fucking mouth about that, man. Hey, look, I can't help but just

tell the truth. I don't want this to go how the other ones do where I have to pull out a knife on the guest. Do you have a knife? Do you have a show knife? We had one.

No, I have a real knife that I have to pull out. I only have done it once. Yeah. I don't want to have to do it again so don't say that. We had a knife. Yeah, I think you,

I'm not gonna, you know, you're bringing up stealing. I wouldn't have said anything oh you did you who did that you had a show one with the fat guy or just the two dudes just the two dudes you guys had a knife actually I had we did wasn't but you guys said it was a fake knife no I said a show knife it's a real knife but it's for the show and then sometimes I would use it to open my mail but no no but I had like a big like a kitchen knife I pulled out on so. Oh, a kitchen knife. I had a K-bar.

You know what a K-bar is? Like a crowbar? No, a K-bar. I don't know what a K-bar is. It's like a like seven and a half inch big hunting knife. I don't know. Let's continue. Yeah. American Indians. Why don't we just call them crazy animals?

And some of them are named that. Why can't we just refer to it? I think that's the name of their president. Who some of them are named that. Why can't we just refer to it? I think that's the name of their president. Who's their president? Crazy animal. But who's that referring to? Crazy horse. God, we gotta get rid of those people. You gotta get rid of the Native Americans. Once they

retire the Jeep Grand Cherokee, people are gonna forget that Native America exists. Isn't that like a car? It is. But that's the last thing. That's the last essence of Native America. I think so. Yeah, right. And then that Scorsese movie from a couple of years ago. And what did that do

for them? Is he Indian? Is he American Indian? Well, he might as well be. He's Italian. No, but that's way better. Italian? Come on. Italian might be the worst, actually. Are you serious? Yeah. I feel like it's not high up on the white list. It would be pretty

awesome if Trump started deporting Italians. I think he needs to deal with the real problem first, but we can get to that eventually. I like your answer on that. Hold on, so you like Italians? I think they're better than the other guys. Like, I mean, if we deport them, we're going to have to fly them back to Italy.

No, just put them back on the boat. Yeah, but that's going to cost transportation fees. I think Trump said with the Mexican, he's going to make them walk back. No, they're doing planes. No, they're walking. There's a big line. So there's this big line that they all have to walk in a straight fine line if they get out of line they get shot okay all right and i guess it does cost money because he has to have somebody watching but it's like one sniper per 40

miles there's a live stream of it on rumble are you gonna do you think you'll be the first comedian to get a special on rumble i hope not that not. That's where I hope you go next. Why not? I would rather... I would prefer to just die quietly. Why not? If I leave the show and then the next thing you see from me,

I'm doing stand-up specials on Rumble. What's the issue with that? I don't even know what Rumble is. It's a place for free speech. Is it? So they claim. They're just a bunch of dumb asses yeah who owns rumble sneeko sneeko he's another youtube guy is that one of your guys that's one of my boys okay cool you don't like him i just don't know i'm not on youtube why wouldn't you want to have a special on rumble because i don't know what rumble is

it's like a platform for like free speech and stuff it that's where you go when you get banned from everything else that's right you know so maybe that's free speech but you didn't get banned you just keep leaving and or getting kicked off podcast that's true maybe that's just a never kicked off is it yeah i know that's what i mean i would hope not i would hope not it seems like that's where you're going to end up. It probably will happen. I'd like to have a little bit of optimism, at least to start the new year, right, folks? Oh, that's real.

What's real? The sound coming out of this guy's neck. There's a video online of this chiropractor accidentally killing some lady. Where'd you find that? On Rumble? Yeah, it was on Rumble. That's the type of place'd you find that? On Rumble? Yeah, it was on Rumble. That's the type of place where you find it.

Yeah, yeah. No, he's like, they do like a neck adjustment. And he, come on. Don't take, don't take my fucking vape, please. You're quitting today. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. You have to. Not today. Please. Not today. Please. Please. I know.

Please. But please let me have the vape. That's AB's manager, yo. You can hit me with a chair. You can, you can tell me I'm going to be a Rumble failure. No, the vape is done. We're done. please let me have the vape. That's AB's manager, yo. You can hit me with a chair. You can tell me I'm going to be a rumble failure. No, the vape is done. We're done. You got to give me the vape back.

I have to give you the vape? You got to give me the vape back. But it's like, it's hard to watch. You're like a, you're like a, what is it called? An addict. Not an addict. You're like a degenerate. You're like, you just can't stop.

You're sitting there. I am a degenerate. Okay, so you need to take a break for 10 minutes. That's the first start. I'm not a believer in quitting all at once. You need a quick break first. Well, I didn't vape all morning. I walked to Chinatown.

You walked to Chinatown? I walked to Chinatown. What the fuck is Chinatown? You know, it's down here. They have one for every type of Asian. Isn't that just like a thing in New York? I didn't know there's a Chinatown in LA. There's a Chinatown here.

Yeah, there's not much going on. I thought it's Chinese New Year. Should like drop a nuclear down there. Yeah, it wouldn't get much. It was pretty empty. If you could become as successful as Tavros, but you had to look like him, would you do it? Okay, in this scenario, would I...

So like I get the money and I look like him. Then can I start working out and lose the weight or I'm just... No, you have to look like him. You have his career trajectory too. So, like, wherever he goes, you go, but you have to look like him. You also have his physical. So, if he ends up losing weight at some point, you'd also lose the weight then, but realistically he'll gain weight.

So, in like a multiverse sense, I just... Like, he would have to, in another world where he maintained he's still himself yes you are then replacing him but you're not his mind you're still nick mullin in the brain the only difference is the career i don't i don't have the emotional fortitude to be that so if it was my mind in his body i'd kill myself because of the body probably i would actually agree actually agree. I would, I think that. Yeah, I don't have that kind of strength. I would try to, I would try to make it like, like an epic, like a way to go out. I try to jump off like Mount Rushmore.

The man loves life. I don't, I don't, yeah. If he loved life, I mean, his career expected, I mean, his life expectancy is probably no more than like four years. So he's not that much. Sometimes, I don't know. I have this theory about like. He's on, like, four years, so not that much. Sometimes. I don't know. I have this theory about, like— He's on the way out. Well, I don't know.

I have this theory about, like, smoking. Like, you know, smoking— You're already, like, itching yourself now that I took the vape. I know. Yeah, I'm telling you. You're, like, fiending. You're putting me on fucking edge here without that vape. Okay, let me check the time.

You'll get it in seven minutes. Okay. Thank you. I appreciate that. That's very generous. Seven minutes you Okay. Thank you. I appreciate that. That's very generous. Seven minutes you got. I have this theory that like, you know, smoking used to like give people cancer

and kill them and stuff. And then we like evolved quickly past that. So like if you're, you know, your age, you're a young guy, you're, what are you like 24? You're younger than me. No, I'm 17. That's awesome, dude. Good for you. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think is going to happen to you?

Do you think you're going to like, this is like, you know, like it's just up from here? What if you just keep going up? What if this is the peak? That would, I mean, as long as I don't end up looking. You don't even get the. It didn't say Antonio Brown on his phone. What did it say? I don't know.

Some guy named Michael. Michael? Anyway, so what I'm saying is that smoking used to kill people, but we evolved past that relatively quickly. So if you're like Yuri, did your parents smoke? No, they're both in prison now. But did they smoke cigarettes? I don't think so.

Yeah, okay. Did your parents smoke cigarettes? I don't think so. Yeah, okay. Did your parents smoke cigarettes? Yeah, and my grandparents. Everybody smoked cigarettes. Are they still alive? Yeah, they're still alive. I think if people evolved past, we adapted to cigarettes. No, I think that takes a longer amount of time.

No, I don't think so. So you believe also that we were monkeys? Well, I'm saying this. I got something racist to say, but I'm not going to say it. Yeah, don't do it yet. Anyways, I feel like people now, like somebody your age, you could just blast cigs 24-7 and you'd never get lung cancer. But then they switched over to vapes and it's like, now this is probably worse. Why are you vaping? How did you start doing that?

I don't know. I only started a couple. Honestly, Adam's fucking vaping all the time and I'm around him. Oh, he also vapes? He vapes. What about the fat dude? He does not vape. Does he smoke?

He does not smoke. He's like, he doesn't really drink either. Wow. Yeah, that's what I mean. He's not like... But it doesn't matter. He might as well start fucking smoking, because he's not going to die from lung cancer. That'll get him in like 40 years, and he's not making it 40 more years.

That's back to my point. That guy is somebody I would tell to fucking smoke. That's back to my point is I think eventually, like, we'll just evolve where you can be 4 million pounds or whatever he weighs and live to, like, 95. I don't think we'll get to that point because should we get to that point, that would make people, like, keep reproducing. I don't think people are going to want to reproduce with people like him. Like big fat people? With someone looking like Stavro. How did they do it in WALL-E? WALL-E, the robot?

Yeah, in that movie. It's robots now. They go extinct. I didn't watch the movie. Oh, you should watch the movie. But doesn't it end with extinction? Isn't it a robot at the end? It would probably soften your cold heart to watch that film.

I'm not pissed off for nothing. I mean, I'm a full-blown racist, but that's it. I think we figured out the problem. this young man has not seen Wally. If you want AB on the podcast, it's going to be 5G. 5Gs? All right, I'll tell Adam. He didn't offer it for Adam's podcast. He said for yours.

We'll call him up. Tell him that's a done deal. This guy's not making deals. Get the fuck out of here, man. Get done deal. This guy's not making deals. Get the fuck out of here, man. Get out of here. You're not making deals. You're supposed to be making deals. That's AB's manager, yo.

It is. All right. AB's manager, yo. Good luck. Good luck, my friend. You can't even get out. Look at this dumbass. I got to be down to like I gotta be down to like

Two minutes here right Before I get my My binky back No no no no no no no No I don't know where your vape went I lost it Oh come on you're killing me Please

Yes And I just bought it and I quit. I quit the podcast. I don't have income anymore. That was that was that was a thirty dollar vape. You just bought that like what? Ten minutes ago. Ten minutes ago. Yeah. You are like a fiend. I am trying to quit. So I left the other one at the hotel and then I took a nice long walk this morning. Oh, is he getting a knife? Is it knife time? I don't know where he's going. Okay.

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You know, even that's helpful. Oh, really? I thought I was, like, needling you. No, just to know that it's nearby. And it's an option. Why would you take even that away from me? Because I was doing it to punish you. You gotta watch Wally, dude. I'm telling you. You're gonna watch W-E, dude. I'm telling you. You're gonna watch WALL-E.

You're gonna call me up crying. I'm gonna cry after I watch WALL-E? You're gonna fucking cry and you're gonna say I was wrong about everything. And it's like,

you know, thank you. Thank you for telling me about the robot movie. Okay, well this question relates to that, okay? Okay. Do you think a good solution

to prevent school shootings would be to mow them down at home instead? Home shootings. Get them while they're sleeping still before 8 a.m. I was home shot. It would be funny to die in a school shooting at home. No, no, but I'm not implying that everybody should do homeschool and then it's still a school shooting. I'm saying, like, get the police officers together and take them out before school. There will be no school shootings.

Uh-huh. I mean, yeah, you'd be technically correct in that there wouldn't be school shootings anymore. So I just came up with the solution. Sure. But our school shootings even fucking happening still. I think it's more than one a day right now. I know. I think that was like a 90s thing that kind of went away.

That doesn't happen anymore. No, it's that was like a 90s thing that kind of went away. That doesn't happen anymore? No, it's like industrial music. It started in the 80s. I think it's because they blamed it on everything except industrial music and then industrial music went away. Industrial music? Is that like the elevator music?

You don't even fucking know. That's what I mean. Is that the music in the elevators? No, it's like Nine Inch Nails or KMFDM or Ministry. Nails like banging a nail? Yeah, yeah, like Trent Reznor. I have no idea What you're talking about

I know How old are you? I am 49 years old I would guess Did you're like 42? Okay thank you Is that true? Is that close?

It's close You know I'm somewhere in there I'm middle aged I'm a middle aged man That's gonna happen to you Do you think about that yet? Well I'm gonna get you

Something to drink No I don't I don get you something to drink. No, I don't need anything to drink. I just need my vape back. One second. I don't know if we've established enough of a rapport for me to drink out of a mystery cup yet. Hello, folks. We've got a little break here. If you'd like, check out the...

available on YouTube. Hassan Piker, I think, is the next guest. You don't like Hassan? No, see, that's half the reason I came out here. I gotta clean up Hassan's image for him. He's making tiny pinhead men look bad. With all of this bad blood. I did that guy Destiny's stream

That guy's a real piece of shit too Well he's a piece of shit But he also hates Hasan I don't really think he's a piece of shit That's a nice drink for you Is it diet? Kroger Big K I appreciate it

Yo Is that like your friend group? No not really I just met Destiny. He came and did the Adam Friedland show, which I still, you should do. You can bring. I'll go on it. I never received an invite.

I'll stand by that. You can bring the casual terrorist with you. No, I would probably bring my manager, Viral Flooring, to that. Viral Flooring? Flooring. Viral Flooring? Yes. Okay.

That's my manager. Viral Flooring. These are like weird words. Okay. That's my manager. Viral flooring. These are like weird words that- No, that's his name. They come into my mind and I'm like, what? He's named after his business. Still speak English? What?

He's named after his business. Viral flooring. Yes. Oh, that's a funny- Okay, so he does flooring. And he's called Viral Flooring. He makes the floors explode. I passed by a truck one time that had like eagles all over it and American flags and it was like a work van.

And it just said American door on the side. And I thought that was so funny that they just do door installations and they had to brand it as this like post 9-11 patriotic door installation company. Please give it back to me. Why is there a charger? Why is there a type C here? It's, you know, so you Please give it back to me. Why is there a charger? Why is there a Type-C here? It's, you know, so you can plug it into your iPhone. Yeah, but what, I don't understand. I've never vaped before, so I'll...

Can I please have it back? I'll give it back. Thank you. It's been 10 minutes, but what is the point of a Type-C charger? I guess it's got a little, like, fucking battery in there, and the battery dies, but you can recharge the battery, and then it... The battery dies? I don't want to know what's actually in these things so there's no need i i know there's no need for

like a lighter i have to trust that the chinese do have our best interest in mind and this is not like oh that's made in china i would imagine they're all made in china well it says on the back let me see flume what is that nazi germany ut you already took it once i don't trust you anymore yeah i wasn't gonna give it back to you that time i know did you just smoke it immediately Let me see. Flume. What is that? Nazi Germany? UT. You already took it once. I don't trust you anymore. Yeah, I wasn't going to give it back to you that time. I know. Did you just smoke it? Immediately.

You really need to work on that. I know. I know. I know. Somebody gave me nicotine gum the other night. Why are you drinking this? I would if it was diet. I don't know, man.

I don't go full strength. But that's the best brand. Big K. Big K Cola. Original. It's the OG. I got some meat from Kroger one time that really fucked me up. So I don't know if I...

Isn't Big K a Kmart brand? Are they allowed to do that? It's Kroger, apparently. But they can't call it Kroger Big K. Well, they did. But they can't do that. I mean, I would imagine it's Kroger. It's Costco.

Is it? I think so. And I mean, I think if it is, then I mean. I just went. I'm fully dead. These are all Costco clothes. Yeah, I can tell. Like the hat.

It looks like there was a dog that was on it. The hat. There probably was. But the hat was a gift. From? From the missus. Oh, you're married? Yes.

What is, how much does she weigh? Yeah, well, that's the problem. Oh. Yeah, it's gotten pretty bad. 140 or more? Yeah, you got to double that at least. Oh, shit. Yeah.

When I met her, she was 80 pounds, anorexic, beautiful. So you're like married to Stavros. Yeah, and I gassed her up maybe a little bit too much oh no and now she's yeah she's pushing 5-600 pounds

wow and what and I think I might be I might be an enabler I might be a feeder what color what color she started white

but she's darker now holy shit she gained weight you know I'm against divorce but you gotta draw the line somewhere it kind of happened suddenly it was overnight. She disappeared, and then she was replaced

with a morbidly obese black woman. Okay, I don't think that's your wife anymore. I think it was actually just a swap. She said, my name's Nintendra Gamecube now, and I'm the boss bitch, and I was like, okay, I guess. I don't know what happened here.

That's not your wife. That's just like a ratchet... i'm not gonna use the next word did you see that story yesterday about the the the big fat lady who got denied an uber ride and because i did not he said she's like some fat rapper in detroit and she showed up and the guy locked his doors and he's like you you will burst my tires you're going to burst the tires you cannot get in the car that's awesome yeah and then she's like took a video of it and she's got these like dickhead lawyers and she's suing lyft now good for him for standing up for himself oh she's suing who the driver i would i she's suing lyft or something but i would love it if she shows up to the courthouse and they're like you're too fat to come in the courthouse and they're like, you're too fat to come in the courthouse. You'll break the chairs.

You're going to eat the gavel. So we're not going to be able to have you sue Liz. That's like my dream guest. A woman like that. Not a dream like a... A 500-pound woman? A 500-pound ratchet black Detroit female rapper? Yeah, that's my wife. I'll ask her to come in.

You really, I mean, as I said earlier, I'm against divorce. Like, I don't think people should'll ask her to come in. Yeah. You really, I mean, as I said earlier, I'm against divorce. Like, I don't think people should be legally allowed to do it. Yeah. It does kind of, because with the prevalence of divorce, it's like, what's the fucking point of getting married? No, no, that's not why. Everybody just gets divorced all the time anyways. It should be more of a commitment.

I don't think, instead of the rings, you should have to cut your hand off. You know what I mean? I mean, sometimes the rings get stuck, you should have to cut your hand off. You know what I mean? I mean, sometimes the rings get stuck and you do have to cut your finger off. The man cuts his hand off and the woman is forced to get breast implants. She should have, like, you know, like, deep into the alphabet. L, M, cup. I don't want the cola. It's sizzling.

I'm sure I'll have a sip. Have a sip. I'll try it. But I'm telling you, these people fuck me up with their meat. You didn't like the meat. It was disgusting. No, it was the best. This was 15 years ago, and I still remember it.

You haven't went to Costco in 15 years? Kroger. I have not gone to Kroger. Is Kroger Walmart or Costco? I think it's its own thing. It's a grocery store. Oh, I thought it was owned by one of them. What if I immediately became stop size

From one sip of cola I'd fucking probably fly at the wall Yeah right I'd end the podcast What have you done to me Is that your impression of him No that's my impression of me as a big fat guy But I breathe like that and I'm not fucking

You know I'm a fat I'm live Who do you think is the worst comedian Of all time the worst comedian Of all time Oh man and well it's Dead or alive I mean it's got to be either Dan Niner Tom Myers and I don't and I say But I say that

As a term of it that's there's An endearment there right I don't want to... I don't know either of those guys. Right, because they're the worst comedians of all time. I'm saying, like, well-known comedians. Like, not super famous, but somebody we know. Most overrated.

Not even overrated. Like, I can think of a guy writing a podcast who fucking is horrible, but everybody thinks he's horrible. Who? He's a fighter. Is it me? No, you're not a UFC fighter. Oh my god, you're talking about me. You would prefer that, I guess.

Go ahead, yeah, he's a big, strong fighter, and everyone's afraid of him. Nobody's afraid of him. Yeah, it's me, dude, I know. Okay, besides you, then. Like, somebody, they gotta be a little well-known. A well-known comedian. Who's the worst one? I don't know.

There's a lot to pick from. Who's the worst comedian? Because that's the thing. If somebody's so bad, then I just, I'm laughing at how bad the comedy is. You know what I mean? No, no, no, no. It cycles around and becomes good. Not so bad they're good.

Just so bad they're bad. It's like my, I don't have room for that shit in my head anymore. It just falls out. If somebody just sucks and I can get nothing out of it, then it's, like, I saw that movie Flight Risk last night. And I will, and I can already feel, it's slipping out of my mind. I won't remember that I saw it. I don't know what movie that is or, like, I don't know the details. I've never heard of it. Or maybe I watched it. It was so bad I forgot

about it too. It just came out. It's Mark Wahlberg. It's like a... I don't know. Fuck it. You ever hear what he did to that Asian guy? I did. What did he do? He ripped out his eye. With like a meat hook. That is a legendary movie. Who's carrying around a meat hook? Mark Wahlberg when he

was a legend that's like that's literally worse than like lynching someone in the south it's way cooler well it's like worse because it's like at least there were other people doing the lynchings and stuff it's like i'm gonna i'm gonna be the one guy that has a meat hook for for de-eyeballing vietnamese people that's like a level of racism that's just is that not cool though well i mean it's cool because he was like a rapper but you know he was a rapper yeah mark that's where he got started that is like that's a that's a real gangster you have the young bucks don't know man the young bucks don't know mark walberg and the funky bunch dude

see nowadays he's like i mean donnie walberg Wahlberg, too. He was on New Kids on the Block. Is that his brother? His brother, yeah. Did he ever do any hate crimes? I don't think he did any hate crimes. And he's a great actor. Donnie Wahlberg's amazing. I don't really know who he is.

I love Donnie Wahlberg. He's in that movie WALL-E. Is he playing WALL-E, the robot? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I'm not interested. It's about a robot from Boston and he's trapped in a world with no Asian people to eat anymore.

And so he has to find a... So he leaves the world to find a... Find a spaceship. To find a Chinese planet. Yeah, right. Where he can do robotic hate crimes. Yeah. Okay, well, let's continue.

Would you rather listen to a woman complain about their problems or slap them? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think I could get away with a slapping. Why? I don't know.

I think about that a lot. That caused me a lot of distress. It's like thinking about like back in the 50s or whatever. It's like, I don't know if I, I don't feel like even in the 50s I could get away with like beating my wife. Why? Because it would just feel like like she's bigger than me. She's 450 pounds.

Okay, but when she... Sorry, I just got notified. Mm-hmm. Antonio Brown canceled. Oh, no. The Adam Friedland show or this? You guys ain't paying me 5Gs, yo. Is that what he said?

You never paid him. I saw his manager here. I said, let's do a deal here. I said, let's get moving and shaking on this, my friend. But you didn't give him anything. And he gave me a blank stare and then he retired back to the, you know, whatever's going on behind this curtain. But I would imagine that means that Antonio Brown said no to you guys.

Yeah, well, that hurts me. You set me up for failure. You gotta watch WALL-E, man. You won't be doing shit like this anymore. Is there like a WALL-E reference? I'm just not understanding. Yeah, well, I say them now, remember them, and then you'll watch WALL-E,

and you'll be like, oh. Last week, the scientists reported the moon is shrinking and is now only four millimeters. Is this true? the moon is shrinking and is now only four millimeters. Is this true? The moon is shrinking? Yes, that's what the scientists reported. Is this another Stav joke?

No, but it could have been. Yeah. And so you're asking me if that's true or what my opinion of that is. I guess that's bad if you're like a surf's up guy. You think maybe what if that fucking fixes the women? What if that resolves all the gender issues because they just don't get periods anymore? Because of the moon?

Yeah, because of the moon. That controls their periods. They're like vampires? Yeah. I don't understand. Are they blaming that on climate change, the moon shrinking? It's only four millimeters now.

The moon is only four millimeters? Not millimeters. Millimeters. It's still really big, but it's hard to see it now when it's nighttime. Well, I guess maybe we'll just get better glasses or something. Do you have an eyesight problem? I do, yeah. I have myopia. But those look like somebody

wearing stylish glasses with like a dirty hat. They are stylish. It's not a dirty hat. This hat's brand new. Take it off and take a look at the side. It looks like it was laid on by like a dog. It's cat hair. Cat hair? You have a cat? I do.

I have a cat. Is the cat like. Cat hair? You have a cat? I do. I have a cat. Is the cat like a husky? American short hair. I don't know what that is. Is that like one of the orange ones? It's a basic cat. Yeah, I just got it off the street. So like a homeless cat?

Yeah, it was a homeless cat. I got her teeth removed. Smart cat. Is she on the computer a lot? Yeah removed smart cat is he on the computer a lot yeah yeah yeah she's on the computer pretty frequently she yeah she's a female cat it's a female cat i thought it was a boy and i took it to the vet and i said you know uh it's a girl and i said well let's change that let's fucking let's do the let's make her brave i i had a cat i mean i don't have any pets anymore but but I used to have a cat.

But he died because I was scared that the cat would run away because it was an outside cat and go in and out of the house. Yeah. So I tried to put a metal in their head like they do, but it died. A chip. But I did it myself because I didn't have as much money. I don't really know how they chipped my cat. And then it's like, oh, well, then if it gets lost, you can find it. And I'm like, how?

I don't have. Don't you need like a tracking device or something it's that seems like it's only one side of the equation i i mean but your cat is still alive though yeah yeah she's mine died when i put the i'm sorry i mean the metal i put into the head was a bullet oh okay so i shot my cat in the head yeah yeah that's nice Have you ever seen Gummo? Gummo? Yeah Gummo No

You should see Gummo Actually You should watch WALL-E Four or five times You keep recommending WALL-E And then once you're fixed Maybe you can wade back Into dark territory

And watch Gummo I don't These references are too old for me I'm 14 years old I watched Gummo when I was probably 14 But you're older That was stylish back then Yeah

Like it's out of the way now Yeah You should watch Gummo though It's a good movie That's a nice little notebook Yeah You're like a tiny lawyer That's like a compliment sort of

I have a lot of notes here for you I like things when they're tiny or big. You know what I mean? Yeah, I try to keep it fun-sized. My uncle had a wall clock that was a big watch. It was like a huge watch. And when I was a kid, I loved that thing. I was like, oh man, I can't wait to see that big fucking watch.

When I go over there, I'm going to look at that watch. Interesting. Yeah. Let's continue. Yeah. Do you think people are opposed to transgender sport leagues for the same reason as pit bull fights? Just unethical to have. I think the being against the pit bull fighting is just racist, honestly.

Why is that? Because black people like dog fights. Oh, so don't intrude on their culture. Well, it's just, it's like, you know, I think, like, the English did, you know what English blood sports are? Oh, that's where they had long neck. Uh,

long neck? Yeah, it was long neck, he was on top of wide neck, and he had, like, one of those, uh, like, uh, what is it called? He had a mallet. He had a mallet. He would hold the mallet. They had all these, so what they would do for fun in England in the Middle Ages is they had blood sports.

They had sports called bear baiting and goose pulling. Goose pulling was crazy. They would have two big posts, two big posts like a field goal. They would go up and there was a rope across the post and they would tie the feet of a goose on the middle of the rope. Feet or feet? The feet of a goose. So it would hang, the neck would hang

down and you'd ride a fucking horse as fast as you could. Yeah, that's what I said. Through the post and then you would grab the goose and try to rip its fucking head clean off the body. Oh, yeah. So if you pulled it off of the post, and then you would grab the goose and try to rip its fucking head clean off the body. Oh, yeah. And so if you pulled it off of the post, you lost. If you didn't rip the head off, you had to get the head.

What's the punishment if you don't win? You lose. Oh, you just don't get a free dinner? Yeah, you don't get a free dinner. But then they had something called fox tossing. And I think that was on horseback also, where you'd take a fox and grab it by the tail and throw it up in the air. And then it would land and smash its fucking head open and die. And I don't even know how you score that.

Yeah, there's no way they were able to measure who got it the highest. Right, exactly. But maybe whichever fox, like Skull. Whichever one had the worst death. But that's kind of what I said, like how long neck would be on top of wide neck and wide neck would be like running. But anyways, my point is that's white culture. And then black people are fighting pit bulls

which are like bred to do that anyways. They are fighting dogs. That's why they love it. They fucking love that. And if it had been, if it was like guys at Goldman Sachs going to dog fights, there would be, you would see it on Entourage. Yeah, it would be like a UFC. Yeah Goldman Sachs going to dog fights. You would see it on Entourage. Yeah, it would be like a UFC.

Yeah, we were going to the dog fights, right? It would be like the PFC. They do special events in Saudi Arabia. Why don't they get in on that? That's a good idea right now. Why doesn't the UFC make a separate branch in Saudi Arabia with dogs fighting? With dogs. They already have Indians and Pakistanis With dogs. They already have like Indians they already have like Indians and Pakistanis over there like they're basically

slaves. Yeah. I guess. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck goes on in Saudi Arabia. I would imagine it's mostly like sandals and nice cars. Well let me ask you this. You quit that podcast recently and you said that you're now planning on pursuing a new podcast

with Long Neck. Yes. Long Neck. Who's Long Neck? He's said that you're now planning on pursuing a new podcast with long neck yes long who's long neck he's the guy you're making a podcast with he's also my next guest coming in in about four minutes oh okay cool he's been out he's coming in in four minutes he's been stuffed outside in a cardboard box for three years oh no yeah you ever see the movie the phantom toll booth no i thought you're gonna ask about the Star Wars movie, but no. No, which I haven't seen any of the... I might do that. Now that I'm retired, I might catch up on Star Wars.

You're retired? I guess, yeah. I thought you were starting a new show with Long Neck. Yeah, well, until then, I'm retired. When does that start? When can people catch you on the Long Neck show? As soon as you let that motherfucker out of the box, we're ready to go. Well, that was just a joke.

He's running wild in the street. I mean, I don't know. Well, let's get him back in the box, clean him up. You know? I mean, he won't be hard. He's like a little dude. I mean, he's not hard to, like, contain physically. I feel like a seven-year-old girl would be able to do that.

Are they still doing the thing in Africa where they make the necks real long? Remember that? That's what he's from. That's where they bred him. You know if you take those rings off, those women die? No, I didn't know that. Because their necks can't support the fucking weight of their head? That's smart, though, that they came up with the idea of that.

The long neck thing? Now they have to wear jewelry and stuff. But no, that's the end of the episode because I have to film with long neck now. Oh, okay. All right. Well, thanks for having me. Thanks for coming on. I appreciate it.

It was a pleasure. Uh-oh. Thank you. Okay. All right. Are you excited to meet long neck? Is he coming in? He really is here.

Yeah, long neck is here. All right. You're starting a show with him. I'm excited. Hey, new friends, folks, check out the Adam Friedland show and Wally if you haven't seen it why are you promoting a show you're not on anymore because that's

Adam's still my guy dude check out, why not promote that other one the original one Comptown, yeah that's available too it's the same RSS feed so you can find it most of Comptown stuff is just on YouTube uploaded by other people. But, yeah.

And where can they find the one with Long Neck? I don't know. We've got to do it. You're producing this, right? I don't want any part of it. Whenever I see him in person, I start to buy it. You know, I thought we would become better friends throughout this. I'm a little disappointed.

All right, folks. Thanks for having me.