The Matan Show - Pacman Jones Tries Beating The Sh*t Out Of Matan & Mike Mike

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

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Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have Pac-Man Jones welcome in. You can see right there for today's co-host we have terrorist Mike and Pac-Man wanted to do this podcast contingent on bringing his friends here so welcome him in. He's still there. So my boy. I don't know why you brought him. He need a little help.

He's a fan of yours. Of mine? Yeah. We could have had him stay outside at that point. Just in case anybody doesn't know you, please just introduce yourself. When I pulled up he was outside the gate, he was like he really wanted to get in here. But for all y'all that don't know, Adam Pac-ManMan Jones I have one of the hottest shows that's going on right now the Pac-Man Jones show shout out to my this show explode It burst into flame like we came up with this show because I like to do a lot of different things right for Willis better

Game so bet how long his ass gonna stay up and with my team at Good job of not only betting on B****, basketball, baseball We bet on what Trump got to say, what color shoes you might wear tomorrow, my swag, how many free throws I can hit How many golf balls that I can put on the green All different ways to lose all your money It depends on if you like losing, I like winning You losing? I win.

Are you legally half your contingent, you have to say you're winning or what are you allowed to say? I win. You win? That's not an answer to the contingent thing but okay. I don't have not to say, I can say whatever I want to say. But I really do win. You do win?

Yeah. Only time I haven't won really this year was Canada versus USA. I'm talking about the final game. But overall you're up. Overall I'm up. That's a lie. That's a lie. You see the swag. Yeah, I mean you you played professional football you have money, but you're going down cuz you're betting on that thing Oh, do they give you higher odds? Do they tell you which ones are likely to go in go through? Did you name yourself after that yellow fish who eats ghosts? It was her idea yeah, and she named you after that yellow thing? yeah

did you why did you do that? because I used to go to the bottle like pop pop pop pop pop did you know that Pacman is Asian? who told you that? he's yellow and he'll eat anything did you hear about that? but what about when he turned blue?

When he turned blue, that's a power-up. He got sick from all the nasty seafood he ate. He's about to throw up. That's why Are you okay? That's Pac-Man right there when he's blue. I don't know why you brought him here, bro He was at the gate talking about he's been out there for four or five days. Oh so you don't even know him you just brought him in? Never met him. He's sweating he looks like shit. Well it's okay um why did they call you Pac-Man Jones instead of Dig-Dog Jones? Instead of what? Dig-Dog Jones. no not dig, dig dug the other video game character. oh because he ain't as elusive as the Pacman. as what? as Pacman. what is he not as much as Pacman? elusive. just to ask you a question is that guy behind the camera here to make

sure that you mention your sport betting deal? He's giving you signals like right now mention the sports game now Don't grab him. He really he told me that you was how old are you? I'm 17 You don't want to get arrested again I had a question about that. I'm not talking shit about you. I'm talking shit You watch out man, I'm scared of you man. Hey, fuck you. Let me ask you a question. How long should somebody go? Sit down, please. I had a intimidated by you Get out please you're making too much noise You alright?

I'm all good. You better walk. Hey man, I'm not intimidated by you. I'm quicker than you. I don't give a fuck if you're 17 or not, boy. How long should somebody go to jail for assault? These nuts, nigga. No days.

Especially if you touch me first. Just let me ask you a question. You didn't hear it. It's a really long one. How long should somebody- No days! How long should somebody go to jail for assault felony vandalism disorderly conduct marijuana possession felony obstruction no day public intoxication motherfucking charges no days no days no days I mean you you're like a 20s no

fucking day I think they need to just look there and shut your the key like Pac-man mr. misdemeanors. Well, let me, can I read the thing? You interrupted me. Felony, obstruction of justice. Felony, obstruction of justice. That was a lie. It got dropped.

Okay, public intoxication, misdemeanor assault, hitting a woman. Drop. I mean. Drop. Okay. Assault, disorderly conduct and harassment with a bodily substance. Disorderly conduct might have been there. What's the other one? Harassment with a bodily substance.

Nah, drop. Fighting at an airport. Drop. There's a video of it. What do you mean it was dropped? I didn't start it. Well, I'm not claiming that you committed any crimes. I'm just asking how long somebody should go to jail for. Also, misdemeanor assault, alcohol, intoxication, terroristic Terroristic threatening public intoxication resisting arresting assault on a peace officer. Yeah, I mean, what do we do at this point with somebody like you?

I'm the number one teacher in Los Angeles. Yeah, call the police. That's not the first time that's happened either. All right, it's cool. But I had to learn self-defense. I'm a kung fu fighter. You lucky. I beat your ass, man. You lucky.

I got a, I got what? I got a Glock on me. I don't give a damn what you got. Glock gonna beat you. It's gonna, how you gonna win that? You gotta get to it, don't you? I probably could just grab your ass just down there. Huh! Well really, how long should somebody like you go to jail for at that point? Well I already been to jail before. Hold on. Obviously you didn't do your

homework. So out of all those charges. I never claimed that they went through. Alright so you didn't say that I'm about to tell you out of all those charges, maybe six of them six of them that Stuck on me and the rest of them got dropped. So I would say out of my whole life I probably did a hundred days in jail. I'm not saying how many days you've been there. I'm saying once somebody commits Okay, I'll just ask the follow-up. Where you from somebody go where you from I'm from Los Angeles yeah I was born here so stop asking me them dumb ass question what does that have to what what is the you know what go down on Crenshaw 60 where you ride ride ride show you see what a crip set oh no I

don't I live I lived in one of those uh, I forget what it's called when you have a mini apartment Privilege no, I I lived in a mini apartment by myself from seven years old. Yeah, right. I grew up way tougher than you man I grew up in a in a little apartment. I had to eat uh Noodles for did you have to just think about that? Yeah, I did. It's a lie Sometimes that's the co-host No, he's gonna ask you questions Should somebody go to jail for longer if it's their 15th offense? No.

I'm not asking about you. You've only committed 13 crimes that I could find online. If it's their 15th offense. No. So, okay, so what do we do? Why would we just let a criminal like that run free? That's not a criminal. That's a...

You're right. From what you just read me, those are some bullshit charge that any police can put on on you No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Well, how do you how do you see? Assault Hold on assault on a long sir terrorist the threat. I'm on the plane. I didn't understand a little Oh, no, no, you threatened somebody on nine. I got dropped Okay, so I agree. I don't even think you're criminal. I need to really you got to go dig into this shit You're gonna be asking me these dumb ass questions. I'm not accusing you of committing any crimes. As a matter of fact, you said that you did six of them.

I'm more asking, I don't even think you're criminal. I think you're just insane. I mean, how does somebody get arrested 15 times and not learn their lesson? Well, I've probably been arrested more than 15 times. Yeah, 15 in a 17 year time period that I could find online. Nah, well, your online is bad, because it was way more than that. Yeah, it's like 50.

Yeah. Yeah, so again, okay, so if it's somebody's 50th time getting arrested, at what point do we just- Because motherfuckers like you that be talking shit, that I don't be having no- I'm not talking shit. No patience for, I be ready, like, what are you saying? Well, not all of these were

You don't even know what they were. Okay. What about let me find one here. That's not assault assault on a peace officer What is that? What is a peace officer? That was me doing this right here. So they they tried to with it like you say Why are they grabbing you in the first place? You see you need to ask them that. I feel like I would believe you if this was the first or... It's fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me 15 times, fucking execute the guy, he's a lifetime criminal. What's going on here? Bullshit. What's going on here? Bullshit.

This is, how does, how, listen, maybe you, because you're like famous and you make a lot of money, but if somebody's getting arrested that many times, you're not actually helping society. They're more of a detriment. You think so? They're wasting resources. How many kids are you taking care of right now? Eight.

What are you? Three more than you. Definitely not more than me. Oh yeah I got eight. I take care of a whole village. Okay I got 20 of them. I'm working them. Like we're talking about, and a lot of those I was really young. You gotta realize. Of the charges? Yeah I was rich at 15 years old. Okay. So my temper was a little different. I seen my dad get killed right in front of me. Okay. Didn't have the really tools that I have now to like navigate and figure out my triggers like back out of being smacked the fuck out of you. Out of me? What did I do? Just

for you just sitting here talking. Just for talking to you? Okay. I'm about to smack you. I'm trying to hold myself like that's why my shrink is right here. Your shrink? Oh that's your you? Yeah. I'm about to smack you. I'm trying to hold myself. Like that's why my shrink is right here. Your shrink? Oh, that's your therapist? Yeah. His name is Sulek. Sulek? He's right here so I don't like...

His name isn't Sulek. His name is... Tell him to talk about the b******g gambling please or they're firing you. Tell him to talk about it or I'm losing my job. That's his name. Well, I like that you gave me that shout out right there. Yeah, yeah. there yeah yeah we have to bleep that out or I'm getting sued by my sponsors no you gotta keep that in no I'm kidding he asked me to he asked me to introduce you as Pac-Man Jones host of that show did you know that that seems like a really I mean I'm getting an alarm

oh my fucking God. That's usually when I wake up. You didn't tell him you was in the middle of an interview, bro? No, it wasn't a phone call. It was an alarm to wake myself up at this time usually. You have a $20,000 watch, but you don't know how to read it. So what the fuck is he for though? That's the co-host.

Why he can't wake you up? I don't live with him. I have an alarm. Alarm is suitable. So he just sit here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Who would win in a law battle? Shmuley Greenowitz or Itzhak David Shalom? It's a tough matchup, it's like the Super Bowl. It is. Who would win? This is a set question okay what about Shmuel Greenwich verse Jewish rabbi Herschel Zalman Moshe for and I I'll answer it I'm Jewish I'll give you the answer you You know Rabbi Rice? You Jewish? Rice? Yeah. That's more of an Asian thing.

Okay. But who do you think would win in that law battle? You tell me. I want your answer first and then I'll let you know if I... No, you tell me. I'm going with the Jewish Rabbi Herschel Zalman Moshe IV. I like that. You agree with me? Yeah. If you say, I'm a black Jew too, so if you like it I love it.

You're a black Jew? Yeah. Now I have a question. When my alarm went off and I said that's when I wake up usually, you looked at your... How expensive is that watch? It ain't expensive. It's cheap compared to the money you got. I don't have a lot of money.

Look at my setup here. The setup is really nice I agree actually it's a beautiful set up But what only thing is this guy right slap him in the punch him in his stomach give him a liver shot I'm gonna hit you bro. I might hurt you Then that's gonna be another Some you read enough. We already have assault on a minor assault on him. We could get two charges for assaulting him Well should somebody with your you'm not sure I'm just trying to get you arrested for longer I don't

personally care should should somebody with your type of charges be allowed to own a firearm well I'm allowed to carry fire on the home. Should you be allowed to carry? Everybody should be allowed to carry a fire on the home. Why? First Amendment right? Protect your home. That's the First Amendment. Yeah. It wasn't First Amendment. Yeah. First Amendment. I like that. Freedom of speech. Yeah. You got it at least. I'll give you respect. respect I mean at least you picked up on that At least I know you I'm just trying to see are you from here or not? You let me know how smart you are. That's not what you were doing. That's a good way to do it. I'm just saying. No it was the truth. Okay, it was the truth like you ain't the only smart guy that's in the fucking room right now.

I'm in a room with a guy who's not able to speak and a guy who has a $20,000 watch, but he can't tell what time it is Exactly know what time it is. Do you watch the Chief games for the football or to get a look at Travis Kelsey's boyfriend? Say it again? Do you watch the Chief games for the football or to get a look at Travis Kelsey's boyfriend? Boyfriend? Travis Kelsey's boyfriend? Yes.

Who is Travis Kelsey boyfriend. Yes, who is traffic Kelsey boyfriend? So, I mean you must know him the most famous thing in the world or one of them You mean girlfriend? Whatever it is Are you talking about Swifties? Yeah, I love the Swifties Is that you don't want to get hate or anything from now? Nah, can't get no hate from the Swifties. I'm a part of the Swifties. I love the Swifties. Um, Travis Kelce my boy too.

Yeah. Do you think if I punched Antonio Brown in the head hard enough I could knock his brain back into place? Man, if you hit AB here, beat yo ass. Yeah, I think he would too. You want me to call him? Let me see. Let's see if he answer.

Hey twin, I'm with this nigga doing a podcast. I was gonna smack his ass, but he talk, what's your name? Martian. What? Martian. What? Martian. You know Martian. What? Martian. You know this nigga, bro? Martian's on line. Mars. Hold on.

We, hold on. Hold on. Are you FaceTiming? Yeah. I'm just going to, if he tell me to smack the hell out of you, I'm smacking you. I was with him recently. All right, let me see if he want me to smack shit out you then.

Smack him or not, bro? How you doing? Don't smack him. Don't smack him or not bro don't smack him don't smack him see I told you I was watching watch your mouth what time are you gonna tell my could he not a be I saw what I said hold on I'll read him the question right now go ahead read okay I asked hey I'm about to who whip his ass in here. I ain't your friend though, bro. I don't give a fuck about what AB got going on. I fuck with AB.

That don't mean I gotta fuck with you. You thought he would listen to what you're saying. All right, let me call you back. Let me handle this business, my boy. What did you say now? Well, you called him thinking that he was going to agree with you, but it turned out I wasn't lying. No, you was lying.

He's nice, by the way. You ain't had that same energy when he got on the phone. I told him, as I said, I was never threatening him. He obviously he tells he has CT Yeah, that's the question. He got that from his brain being knocked around My question was if his brain could get knocked back into place Not that I beat him in a fight. He would kill me. That's besides the point By the way, nobody we don't have a shot on him But this guy out here has a sign and he's pointing at the sign saying to mention that sports team yeah

right now the Pac-Man Jones show you could bet on anything in the world you can bet on him no you can't we finish start having best on your ass on minors that's a lawsuit incoming but what is we just bet on your show. But what is the bet? If the guest will attack me? Maybe. What would the odds be for a... Is this fucking guy gonna dress up like this every time and I say a word? No, no. He's the co-host when my manager, Vyra Flooring, is not able to be here. So nobody's never seen his face?

I mean, I don't know. He just doesn't like showing his face. Do you have a manager? Yes, I do. Why. He just doesn't like showing his face. Do you have a manager? Yes, I do Why? It's my wife. Your wife is your manager. You don't think that might cause issues No, cuz anytime I need that sloppy-toppy Yeah, but what if you cheat on your wife? What you mean? What about you don't know? Oh, you're like you it all I don't understand the implication that you're not going to or you already did you don't know what our relationship is

what if we got a open relationship I don't know I'm not a big fan of those well that's a personal problem or is that the relationship you're in I can't tell you all my business you can't tell me what why not because that ain't none of your business I guess that I would guess that you're not in which case it could you can assume oh well well don't you know when you assume you make an ass out yourself I'm just taking a guess I'm not even assuming I'm just guessing you did you did you did just make an ass hole so you are in an open relationship you pick what you want well how am I making an an outside of myself if you're not saying whether you are or aren't? There's no reason for me.

You're trying to get the best of both worlds. There's no reason for me to tell you what my dick is doing. I'm not asking about that. That's what it sounds like. Don't make this a gay thing. I'm not, don't make me, come on. Puh! Should a dog be put down if it barks too much? don't make me come on. Per. Should a dog be put down if it barks too much? No.

Why not? Dogs are allowed to bark. Yeah, I know, but should I? I'm a dog. I be barking all the time, talking shit. Seems like you somewhat a miniature of a poodle. A poodle? Yeah, you bark a little bit.

I'm not I'm not insulting you. I mean, when you come. No, I wasn't saying so to me. I'm I'm a nice guy. There's another word besides something come on. We talk shit like I don't know hate-criming That was better that's better No, I don't know about this No, I don't think you hate Kermit. I don't know about this guy. Misdemeanor assault, alcohol, intoxication, terroristic threat. Oh, we already asked that. Sorry.

I almost forgot because that actually went for two pages long. And I write pretty small too, so that's pretty incredible. That's a small notepad too. Yeah, well, that's the longest question I've ever written. And it's just, it's not even a long question the question goes for two lines Yeah, and then it's just your charges and then actually one final line at the end here about actually no That's just a peace officer. Let's move on though. Were you there when Bane blew up the stadium? That's that's racist that you why are you pointing at him?

He did it. That was him? Why do you say that? Show his face. You're going to call me a lawyer next? Let's see his face. Why did you point at him? He looked like the perfect

you're the one who was charged with a terroristic threat no no no no no no it was a lie you reading what happened you ain't got not one of these motherfuckers that say what the income was well as I said like ten times I'm not saying you're guilty that's why I bet on myself it you shrimp yeah lose all your money or you can go get all my picks every week you can cut them win some but you don't play anymore so what are they picking on they picking on all the games like I've been on games hockey lacrosse you said you have a podcast on that website yeah yeah and you said it was it was huge the Pac-Man Jones how many how last six months we did 25 million impressions per episode

no okay we're not your level yet my show it's a disaster no I've been watching your numbers your numbers are pretty good is that why you're not attacking me I might be able to hire Shmuley Greenowitz you're getting close to it but you're able to hold yourself back yeah see I got triggers now if if somebody did sue you let's say and they won broke yeah what that was the thing I'm broke can I would I just win your watch I know what I end up getting I don't even own this you don't even own it some company oh. You don't even own it? Some company owns it. Oh I just realized now what is your shirt say? You see what it say.

Yeah I just didn't like that. You can read now. You smart now. What it say? It's like a walking advertisement. It's like dystopian almost. What it say bro? Come on bro.

Can you read? Yeah we can see it. What it say? I don't know. Can you read it? I can yeah. It's like out of cyberpunk. I don't know. Can you read it? I can, yeah.

It's like out of cyberpunk. Best team in the world. What's the best team? What does that even mean? Between my show, me, Ev, my team with the Pac-Man Jones show, our team with B****.

And you really love the company you love it? yeah I do and so they've been good to me. If they stop pinging would you still work there? no they ain't gonna stop pinging me. That's not the question. Pull the mic closer to your face please. They're not gonna stop pinging me and I'm not gonna stop working. That wasn't the question. That's what you just asked. You asked me what if they stop pinging. They're not gonna do that. I didn't ask if they're gonna stop paying I said charges on that sheet You would attack the people I don't know what I would do But I don't think man going nowhere no time soon. I

I'll keep my next sentence to myself. So if I don't break loose Is it recommended to take more than one shower a week? Yeah. Why? Wasting time. Time is money. You're out of money. Bro I work out every day I shower every day. Is that why you're out of money? Definitely not out of money. Time is money is that not true? Time is money. You're wasting time showering every day. No you ain't. Then why are you out of money?

You're wasting time stinking if you're trying to go and get some money because you might not get the money because your first appearance is everything. Well what about me? I don't ever take showers, maybe once a year. If they force me, they try, like I get thrown in a pool because I'm in a water park. I'm just saying if I had a business meeting with you and you stink like we'll have to talk about it but So if you went into a business meeting and the other guy at the table smelled really bad

you would mention it to him? Yeah, of course What would you say? How would that conversation go? Bro you stink Same way if you had a boogie on your fucking nose I would tell you right now on camera Hey you got a big ass boogie on your nose Is it still there? No you good You ain't got you right now camera. Hey, you got a boogie Is it still there no you good you ain't got one right now. Oh, you're just saying that's how you would say it. Yeah, okay Uh, I completely forgot what we were talking about what was the oh if somebody smelled but yeah

Why would you be less likely to go into business with somebody if they smell good? No, I didn't say I wouldn't be less going business, but like, as me as a person. You sitting right here and you stink, I'm going to tell you, hey bro, your person's hygiene is awful. Well, that's fine with me because that's what I'm going for. I'm trying to smell horrible. But if you said that to your guy over here for example I can see a sign right here He's begging you to say say that stupid fucking website again Yeah, he would be less likely to be okay with you telling him you smell bad because that's probably not what he's going for Maybe so then you're not unwilling to go to business with them by your luck You're lowering the odds of them going into business with you. No, no, no, no.

He's already in business with me, so why would I not tell my partner, hey bro, you got a book in there, you know, hey bro. But you're already working with him. Even if I ain't working with you. And when I've gapped you up and I smelled you out, well, I still would have told you, hey bro, you should think. But that's a compliment to me. That means I'm making money.

And then you could have said, hey, that is so good for you to tell me that. And I'm like, oh, okay, that's your prerogative. Yeah, that's my, the worse you smell, the more money you make. That's cap is hell. I smell horrible and I'm making no money. You smell, you make money, but that is not a fact. I'm, well, I'm generating money.

I'm not making any. But why think while you're doing it? Because I would waste time by taking a shower. 20 minutes. 20 minutes drying yourself. If it's a hot shower you feel tired after. You know what I mean? Well you seem to disagree so we'll move on.

Would it have positively affected your career if I stabbed you in the eye? Right now or back then? No, no, no, when you were in your prime. Oh no, one eye, I think I could've still made it. What if I shot you in the leg? Would I be able to still walk? I got friends that's got you in the leg? Would I be able to still walk? I got friends that got shot in the leg.

There are people who can walk with one leg, I guess. Well, I'm saying, I have a friend that had gotten shot in the leg and still played in the NFL. What was he shot in the leg when he was much younger though? Or while he was in the NFL? Actually one in the NFL? Actually one in the NFL and one that was younger. There was that one guy in the NBA who got shot like 8 times. I forget his name.

I think he shit his pants in the finals. What was his name? Do you know who I'm talking about? I have no idea. We'll move on then. Oh by the way, this isn't a question but I heard that you give away free meals at your home for hungry people. I think that's great.

So if anybody out there is struggling, please show up to Pacman's house. Do not show up at my fucking house. You will receive a free meal. We'll put his address on screen, show up there and you'll receive a free meal. I do give free meals downtown. I feed the homeless three times a year. That's really generous. Three times a year. Three times a year. Christmas, I give them envelopes. I give out

Proverbs. Yeah, on Christmas, if you show up to his house, you'll get $5,000. Do not show up to my house. Show up to Pacman's house. You will receive a free meal, and if it's on Christmas, you will receive $5,000. Oh my God. How did you... Well, you did good by finding the information, but do not show up in my fucking house,000. Oh my god. How did you? Well, you did good by finding information, but do not show up in my fucking house people. No, no, we're going to put the address on screen. Yeah, yeah, they'll make a circle around your house. Hundreds of people waiting for food. They will receive a free meal. Should you get a frog if you choke slam the referee yeah why I'm saying can't test the referee why I'm

saying football game who gives the flag just the referees yeah yeah so what if you choke slam him and he gets knocked out then he won't be able to give you one well somebody one I'm gonna be able to give you one yeah what if it's a dual attack like 9-11? You get one guy to take what they are how many referees on there like three bro It's like six referees six referees upstairs in the box Okay, so you get six guys to go up how to have 12 How many guys are on a football team isn't it like 20 on the whole thing on the whole roster is in a 56 on? 56 What so you have way more than enough you could get three huge african-american guys per each

tiny small one I think how to be all african-american that's just the likely thing especially if they're gonna do violence no that's not true yeah it is not true unless you're Travis Kelsey why are true. He mentioned Travis Kelcey. He's a boyfriend. Why are you so hard on Kelcey? I don't have any issue with him or his boyfriend. Swifties! How do you think the longevity of your career would have been affected if I forced you to commit assisted suicide?

Never gonna hurt myself. Yeah that's not the question. If I forced you. You can never do that. If I tricked you, forced you, whatever. That is not... You know if assisted suicide was legal in the U.S. I'd be like Magic Johnson. Not gonna help. I'd be assisting everybody. I'd be the all-time leader.

Why would you do that? Because I mean I imagine they'd have nowhere to put the money after so they'd leave it to me. Make a lot of sense. Get the paper. You fought in out of shape, white due two times and lost both. Are you the greatest boxer to ever do it? Well, the first time I actually won the fight. But I didn't. Yes, the fuck I did. Wasn't it a unanimous loss?

Hold on. Hold on. Or split decision? First time I won the fight. No. And the reason why they say that, they didn't give me the fight, because I didn't knock him out. Now the second fight, I was out of shape and had sex before the fight.

And my legs wasn't there. So like, he got, he got the better of me on the second fight, but I fight anybody. What was the scorecards on the first one? Wasn't it a majority decision? Hell fuck no. Yeah, but when you go to box rick you're 0 and 2. Yeah. So what does that mean? That was my first time fighting and you got to realize this I fought the champ who was like 17 pounds heavier than me. You

fought at what weight? I walk around at 175 I fought fought at 180, 185. That's not heavyweight? What is that weight? Like, uh... It's like light cruiser, I guess. What is that? So if he was 17 pounds heavier, wouldn't he misweight? I'm saying like, bro, this was a... Wouldn't he have to weight in at 180? Yeah, he weight in at 180.

So then how is he 17 pounds heavier than you? The bitch was 200 when we fought though. Oh, he rehydrated. Yeah, he was a professional. But then you also rehydrated. I didn't have to rehydrate because I walk around like this. Also, then why would you agree to fight him at that weight?

That doesn't make any sense. I ain't agreed to fight anybody, period. So you didn't know you were fighting him until you were in the ring with boxing gloves on in a sanctioned fight? I did. Had no problem with it. Signed up for it. But you didn't agree to it fighting him until you were in the ring with boxing gloves on? I did. In a sanctioned fight? I had no problem with it. Signed up for it.

But you didn't agree to it? Signed up for it. You just said you didn't agree to it. No I didn't. I said I agreed to it. Oh I misunderstood you. Yeah. I said I'd fight anybody.

Did you hear that? I think that most likely- Anybody, my boy? You could probably beat me in a fight. But if I got my Glock out in time and I popped a cap in your ass, then it ain't gonna matter no more, homie. I got security over there.

That white dude begging you to mention that stupid website? Shhh. Scrap like a motherfucker over there too. Scrap? Yeah. Just a website to lose all your money. Why you laughing at that? They're gonna sue you for that. No bro, we're winning a lot of money over here and a lot of people are winning money. Actually I had one of the biggest bets this year. University of Colorado win over five and a half games. I thought you said you don't have any money. You said you didn't have any money.

I don't. That ain't no money. What? I don't understand you. It's just like a trick for IRS, but you also simultaneously have to say that you won on the thing. So it's two different bullshits fighting each other. You are lying to the IRS and you are also lying about winning and gambling. It's two different lies facing each other I would never lie to my fans you lying straight to their face I got all of my homeboys that are betting all of the shit that I'm betting 25 million impressions and they were so mad. It was one clip got 24 million so mad about this fucking Exposé soccer. I'm gonna say soccer, hockey, US, Canada, like,

that was mad at me. Why does the NFL play the US national anthem before games instead of the wonderful and beautiful Chinese national and future world anthem? Fuck out of here. Why? Why don't? What you jump before?

You all right? What is that? Don't worry about what this is. Is that weed? Not weed. Oh it's a Zen. Not a Zen. It's a tic-tac. Not a tic-tac. That looks very unappetizing. Are you just eating dirt? Yeah. It's supposed to be the tobacco thing but it's not. You ran out so you put dirt outside in that. Why would you do that? It's really disgusting. If you asked I would have just bought one and had it ready so you didn't have to eat dirt.

I have some good soil out there where you had them plants. Oh you're not eating it? You're just putting it here? Yeah. Does that calm you down you get less violent? Bring me down a little bit. Okay and why shouldn't we play the beautiful and wonderful Chinese national anthem? Come on man. Huh?

What do you mean? Why do we play the... Why in the fuck would we play the Chinese anthem in America bro? Because they're the future world champions. NFL which is a miracle game like what are we talking about bro? in America bro because they're the future world champion NFL which is a miracle game like what are we talking about bro make America great again yeah you're Trump supporter definitely am that's good I know a lot of uh don't support him but that's good a lot of whites no well I think most whites support him. You think so?

Most white men, yeah, those white bitches don't. I think he gets more black support. That's not true at all. I think so. There's probably a higher percentage of white people supporting Trump and more white people supporting Trump. Just in total. I mean there's way more, but does he support Trump, this guy over here?

No, he don't like Trump. You don't like Trump? Shame on you. You shouldn't work with him. I'm always going to work with him. You should cut him out. Religions have nothing to do with my opportunity with business. What has nothing to do with it? I meant religion.

I meant to say politics. Politics. Have nothing to do with who I hire or what I do business with then what but you're doing business with an evil sorcerer devil who this guy over here he's a great guy he's a great guy that doesn't support Trump yeah that's not possible makes you a piece of shit I don't believe that vote for who you want to fucking vote for I don't give a fuck, that's like you saying Somebody dating somebody

Like whatever you fucking like If you want to do whatever you fucking like If you want to go date a girl or a boy Whatever you like Hey man Whatever the fuck you like But I don't got no problem If you want to go date a boy or a girl

Fuck you man So like that's the opinion when it comes to going for the president. No no don't put that shit on me man. If you wanna go date a boy, you go date a boy. That's not cool man. I have nothing to do with that. I'm still gonna do the interview. I'm just saying. I'm taking my water back from you. I shouldn't have provided it. Your opinion. Whatever you want to do. You know what? Give me a second. That's your opinion now. Fuck we got going on here. Show your motherfucking face. I don't want no fucking drink.

I don't drink soda. I don't drink soda. I ain't had a fucking soda in 15 years. Show your face boy. Oh, yeah. I don't drink soda. I ain't had a fucking soda in 15 years. Not your favorite soda. Show your face, boy. Oh, yeah. We still doing the interview?

Yo, let's continue. But you're gonna have to hold the mic now. You just popped it off the grid. Yeah. I'm trying to see who this is over here. Some people like to hide behind these masses over here, huh? Huh? Is that what we're doing? Fuck out of here.

The fuck? Man, I'm gonna whoop your ass before I leave here, you know that? You're gonna get your ass whooped before I leave here. If you don't take that shit off, I'm dragging your ass in here. You're intimidating him. What? Are you scared of him? I can't hit you. You're too small. Too small?

Yeah. Well, you're 17. You're an adult now. You can get your ass whooped too. I think I might be taller than you. You can't fight better than me. Well, I mean you are like a whole different weight class.'re probably like 50 pounds heavier. You look you look flabby How much you weigh? Like maybe 140 Well, I just use one hand on you You don't want it? Grape soda. No racism by the way

You drink it motherfucker. uh sure why not how does it taste horrible what you wanted a fucking sprite yeah typical maybe like a root beer no hey tell him take his fucking thing I. I can't. I guess that terrorist is threatening, I guess you threatening a terrorist. That was not a threat, bro. I just barely touched him. No, I'm saying you're threatening a terrorist. Bro, I barely, oh he a terrorist.

That's what you said earlier. I'm probably going to get his ass up out of here then. That's what you said earlier. You said that he did 9-11. Is that why you attacked him I'm gonna see his fucking face bro how much more longer we got on this fucking interview cuz I'm snapping this fucking hat off his we usually go for like two and a half hours fuck out here and then we'll cut it down to an hour no no no you gotta pay more

pay me to do I didn't pay you anything you ain't pay me shit for me to sit here Two and a half hours. Fuck out of here. And then we'll cut it down to an hour. No, no, no, no, you gotta pay more. Pay me to do two and a half hours. I didn't pay you anything. You ain't pay me shit for me to sit here for motherfucking two and a half hours. You gonna pay me? Don't spit dirt on my face. Shut up.

You, can you see? Oh, you can't see, huh? You do got eyes. Oh, he got you. Is that what the white dude used on you Well, that's it we're done with the interview usually it does go for three hours, but I Have to cut it early because long neck is coming in long next coming in he's gonna be the next guest so or can you do that to long neck outside I've been asking all the guests to do that can you can you beat him down I guess

it's in the name yeah and take please take this grip soda I don't like him no yeah so stay tuned for next week with long neck and then uh yeah that's about it