The Matan Show - Sal Vulcano Heated Debate vs Black Israelite & Rabbi
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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast.
Today's guest, we have Sal Velcono and a black Israelite is going to be a special episode.
You guys can come on in now.
For today's co-host, we have my manager, ViroFlooring, getting Virofloring.
Now, I don't do repeat guests, which is why Sal is here, and I want to kind of mix it and make it special, so it's not a little boring and all that one.
So that's why Sal, you know, because of some of the things you've said online, I want to sort of confront him with this a little bit and make it a special episode.
Hey
slightly by this
You're going to say to my name
Black Israelite
That's not a name
Nobody walks around and say
They say hey what's your name
Black Jewish
No
Something like that
No
Tezaryak would be better
I don't know how to pronounce that
Man you got to be kidding me now
But regardless
Just please each of you
Yeah keep that mic there for later purposes
Please just introduce
For later purposes?
Yeah, just please introduce yourself
in case anybody does.
You know you from the last episode.
Maybe they didn't see it.
I did after, you can tell them about the black people.
My name is Sal Volcano.
And I didn't know you didn't have a repeat guest,
so I'm honored to be back on.
Yeah.
I kind of wanted to cut out to the last.
Please ignore my manager.
He has a box of funny stuff.
I got a brand new toy.
Go ahead.
Sorry about that.
I also was going to, you know, come back on because at the last time I just felt like, you know, it was a weird interview and I want to come back on and just kind of maybe make it right.
A more normal one.
Yeah, more normal interview.
This would be more serious.
I'll tell you that.
All right.
And go ahead.
Tell us, I guess, I'm sure most people have dealt with black people in their lives, but if you want to just go a little more descriptive.
Yeah, yeah, I'll see the bias already from my European counterparts.
My name is Captain Tzaryak of IACA, under command of Jenny Yonahna.
Are you speaking English?
Yeah, what is that?
You just started speaking in, like, stuff.
I didn't understand.
I am captain.
You know what the captain is, right?
That's an English word.
You drive ships?
No.
No, if a police chief said,
or if somebody, a police officer said they was a captain,
would you think ships?
Nah.
They're in the Navy.
A police?
Yeah, the police?
Who do you think is policing the ocean?
That's a good one.
You're pretty good on your feet.
Look, a black person I just touched a white man's fish.
You see that?
we're not that bad
That was a big accomplishment
Like 300 years ago
Listen man
You just grew up
Is this
Unleavened bread
Or this 11 bread?
I don't know what that means
I'm sure these
Are different types of bread
Yeah
What made you put the bread
What made you use the bread?
I won't be eating any of the bread
You're not going to be eating the bread
I won't be eating the bread
Would you like any rape juice
No
I'm good
It depends
If is
That's what this is the rape juice
You couldn't afford
Like Manashevitz or nothing
Put some real wine up in there.
You're trying to confuse me by using these words?
Man, I figured you know that, aren't you Jewish?
I'm formerly Jewish.
Now I'm a white man.
How do you do that?
Fighting for white power.
Wait, wait.
That's kind of reverse because you changed your voice to speak what I thought was Arabic.
I thought you was Arabic.
I thought you was Arabic first.
But you changed your voice to be more Jewish.
So how could you...
No, to be more stern and serious.
You think that voice makes you more stern and serious?
Yes, I sound kind of more like you, to be honest,
which I don't know how to do.
natural though. So what? I can't
It's like going to the gym.
What is this again?
This is rape juice.
Okay.
Anyways, let's get into the question.
I'm not going to drink it unless
it's asking for it.
That's kind of eliminates the whole purpose of that.
Okay. Okay.
You bought them yourself?
He has the funny box, okay?
I see.
Sal, you've said the movement began
with Frank Cherry, who claimed he had a
dream revealing that black
Americans are the true Israelites.
There's no evidence to support that.
It's a belief born from some man's vision with no historical backing.
Wow.
Go ahead.
Can you just repeat my quote one more time?
The movement began with Frank Cherry, who claimed he had a dream revealing that black Americans are the true Israelites.
There's no evidence to support that.
It's a belief from some man's vision with no historical backing.
I said that?
That's what you said.
And can you explain why you would say that?
Is that what you truly believe?
Okay.
Did I, by the way, please keep off your phone if possible.
Yes.
Will you bossing me alone?
I'm just trying to remember a place where I said that.
I think it was at the...
I'm not asking where you said it.
I'm asking you to go more in-depth and then we'll let him respond.
I might have said that at the Met Gala.
The Med Gala?
Yeah.
You know, like anything.
He looks like he's dressed up for it.
Like anything, I...
I seek, you know, I seek answers, you know, I'm curious about things.
You weren't seeking answers.
You were making a stern point against black Israelites.
It smells pretty good.
Yeah, he wasn't, yeah, that sounds like a statement.
Well, it's tomato tomato on that, but, uh,
tomato, that's not tomato tomato.
Well, tomato, I just want to respond.
No, because if you say, if you say, if you say, if you say it was fabricated at his fate,
you must have proof that it was.
faith. Well, I, just like any religion, even like Catholicism or whatever, it's, it started a long
time ago and it's passed down. Is Catholicism fate? What's that? Is Catholicism faith? As far as
the founders, how they say they founded Catholicism, is their faith? Yeah, I don't see, I don't read it
literally. Read what? I don't take a literal sense of the Bible. So I do think that it's talking about
the Bible. I'm talking about when Catholicism is
after the Bible. Stop fucking wish you, you eat a mite.
Yeah, he learned, listen, listen, listen, good job, good job.
Kiss my boot. You talk about your brother, though, just so you know. Oh, did you
Google, like, did you Google hot Israelite phrases? Yes, clearly. He got
he got all the phrases down. Kiss my boot, eat at Mike.
Hey, if you get him to kiss your boot, that'll be that. That'll be
fired. You kiss my boots? Hell no.
Why would I?
Because our people did that.
You can kiss my boot, though.
Yeah, you guys are already familiar.
It's in your blood.
No, it's not.
Well, I tell you what, we got to get it familiar in your blood.
Nobody had what you know.
What's better than your young blood getting on your knees doing it?
That's a little weird.
Something, why young?
Because you're young and age.
So it's better to get the youth ready.
Well, you're 18 now, right?
No, I'm 17.
Okay, no problem.
17-year-old.
You can get right down there.
I won't go to jail if you got on your knees and kiss the boot.
Why do you want a 17-year-old to get on his knees?
You want to do it?
Because it's better to get the youth involved.
Go ahead, Sal.
Because when the old people get too old and die,
they ain't going to be a spruceful.
They ain't going to be a spry.
Wow.
Yeah.
You get them young.
Finish what you're saying, Sal.
Well, I've been taking collagen
because my joints have been a little acting up a little bit,
and I just got a full blood panel done.
No, finish what you're saying about Frank Cherry.
Yeah, yeah.
Frank Cherry was a liar, man.
Because they actually would teach,
if you actually did the research,
he actually went to jail for teaching
that we were Israelites.
And that makes it real.
That's what I'm saying.
If you go to jail for something, it's real.
It makes F.S. Cherry doing what he did real.
Going to jail does not make it real.
It makes him a criminal.
If going to jail make it real,
it wouldn't be conspiracy things about Charlie Kirk getting killed.
Sally's saying that that makes him a criminal.
Frank Cherry went to jail because he's a criminal.
I don't know if I said that, though.
Well, that's what you're implying.
No, he didn't say that this time.
One thing I do is I'll put the charge on you if you did it.
Thank you, thank you.
No problem.
But he didn't say that I said that he went to jail for teaching.
Maybe you should look everybody's boots.
You're going to kiss his boots?
I think you should be licking everybody's boots.
You can't misquote me.
That's right.
Kiss my boot, Edemite.
This one's for you.
It's weird saying that Edemite asking another Edemite to kiss his boot.
This one appointment.
Ha, ha.
He's asking another Edomite.
He's an Eden mite.
He's an either itemite.
He's got another Eamite.
You don't know, you don't know how to say it.
You don't even know how to say it.
You can't be an Eidemite.
Ask another Eidemite.
That's crazy.
I don't ask you anything.
He's crazy.
Yeah.
You guys are getting along now.
He's trying to bullshit you.
We're forming our own bombs.
Here, I have a question.
This one's for you.
What's up?
How can people begin to take you seriously when you say your name is Captain Tazariakia
Yahwada?
The same way we take anybody's language serious.
If I ask somebody the name.
and they told me na' name is Baja Bachopo,
Bajambang.
I go, come on, man, be serious with me.
You know him?
That's not my name.
He knows him too.
You don't have to know my name.
You know you have to care about my name.
It's just the actions that you see us do.
People take people serious not based off their name,
but the actions behind the person.
The action behind telling people your name is
Kapitat-Jayakwajah, it's a little unsurious.
When you say somebody's name,
whether you can pronounce it or not,
whatever reputation they establish behind that name,
is what you think about him.
If you say Donald's name, it's his name.
No, you disagree with him.
You're the opposing side.
If you say Obama's name, it's his name.
I don't like Obama.
I don't like Obama.
It don't matter.
It don't matter if you know how to say his name or not.
When you say his name, if you say my name,
my reputation is what you think about.
Whether you know how to say it or not.
This is a question for both of you.
Do you support interracial marriage for South, then Black?
Say how you say that?
Sal then Black.
That's the theme.
But just let's remember, Jesus was black, Moses was black.
So when he's saying black, he's talking about all the black prophets in the Bible.
Sal was Jesus black?
No, he got to answer the interracial question first.
You interrupted him.
Sal was Jesus black?
No, you called me black when I got a name.
So I don't mind that because Jesus was black.
So we're going to say black Jesus, black Moses, black, Isaiah, black, Elijah.
We're just going to say black in front of everybody was named.
Right
There he go
He can answer the question now
Okay which question
I'm answering
Do you support interracial marriage
Yes
Of course
You do
Yes
Am I not supposed to
I thought
Well anyways
I guess go ahead
Well you said
You said debate him
But you didn't say
I had to take the opposite
stance of him
I think he actually
Doesn't support
interracial marriage
Oh he does not
Do you
No
The Bible doesn't support it
Oh yeah
But I don't really live by the Bible
You know
I live by my own
Code of Ethics
Oh okay
And I, you know, I think the heart doesn't choose what it wants.
Yeah, that's why I love the Bible.
The Bible says the heart deceitful, who can know it.
But the Bible, God says we can only marry within our race.
Is this new or old test?
Old Testament.
Okay.
And forced by the New Testament because Christ said he didn't come to change the law or the prophets.
All right.
Am I at the point where you guys are going to start claiming I black?
I'm black or is that a little too recent?
You?
Yeah.
Like you?
Like you guys took Jesus and Moses.
But you ain't black.
I just said you're a item.
Michael Jackson, you're saying that now.
But what will you-
Michael Jackson is definitely black?
But you're an itemite, though.
Michael Jackson ain't black?
Michael Jackson is not black.
Michael Jackson is not black.
Why?
I could look at him when he died.
So you're saying because he had lighter skin,
because he bleached his skin, that don't bleach your ethnicity.
Sal believes the white race is in danger.
Do you agree?
You said the white race is what?
Sal believes the white race is in danger.
Do you agree?
Yes.
I actually do agree that the white race is in danger because when you talk about abortions,
the reason why they're reversing the Roe v. Wade is because white women aren't producing
their great white glorious babies.
Right.
And you're saying we need to have more white babies produced.
No, that's what y'all are saying.
I don't want y'all to have more babies.
I believe the white race is in trouble.
Yeah.
I believe, just as I believe every race is in trouble, though.
I think we need to come together a little bit.
But specifically, making too much noise, calm down.
Hey, I'm causing him to do that.
It's not his fault.
He's on your side, by the way.
He represents you.
Who is that to you?
That's my manager, but today he's a black Israelite supporter.
What's your ethnicity?
You don't talk.
You don't even want to talk up with that.
Go ahead.
Finish what you were saying, Sal, about the white.
I'm a little nervous right now.
I've never done a podcast like this.
All right.
He loves it, though.
Go ahead about the white race.
He loves it, though.
The white race.
What would you like to know about them?
Why are they in danger?
And how can we stop?
You know I'm half Hispanic, yeah?
On your father?
I don't care either way.
I'm the moderator.
Oh, your mom's, okay.
So your father's side is white?
Well, they're from Europe, Italian.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't support the death of any human being.
But you don't really care as much as if it was a black people.
Yeah, it's not a matter.
He's sitting down.
I don't support the death of any human being.
But if it was black people, you'd be more concerned.
With white people, I don't.
I'm, I feel bad.
I think, I think, I think, I think, I think it's natural for you to care about your ethnicity first.
Okay.
And then other ethnicity second.
I think, um, I, I mean, I see, I think he's being, you know, I, I, I get what he's saying.
I get what he's saying.
Do you agree with you?
But, but I, I, I come from a different place.
I just, I care about humans.
Every, any human, it doesn't matter if you're a different race.
I don't, I wouldn't care.
I'm trying to be on the border.
You're a fence seater right now.
No, I wouldn't care about...
It has not to do a race.
Bring in the rabbis, please.
It has nothing to do a race.
Who is it now?
Bring in the rabbis.
Okay.
Now, I heard a feeling, unfortunately,
that Sal was going to be a little bit scared
of the black man here.
I mean, he's a little bit scary.
I'm sitting closer to him,
but...
So, just in case I got two rabbis here to take him on.
Why too?
I had one.
and then he canceled and then I tried to get another one but then I got two together
and I felt about to cancel on one of them you got a case of too many rabs I don't get
it we have two guys you want to come sit small hats right yeah yeah I like the
shortened words I'm usually in a rush a lot of small hats it's pleasure to meet
you where's the other rabbi by the way they want both for this
bringing the other rabbi oh that's a big hat you got the big hat I know it's
tight I'm trying small hat my big hat oh yeah I'm fucking Hazar
fucking Khazarim
Kuzarim! Kuzarim!
You looked up a lot of words before this.
I didn't even get a chance to do that.
Well, I'm the moderator, all right?
It's his job to do research.
Hi, how are you, sir? I'm Sal.
Menachim.
Menachim.
You got it.
You got to put the khan.
So, Menachem and Brian?
Yes, yes.
One of us assimilated a little bit more.
Okay.
Are y'all natural Jewish?
Here we go.
Define natural.
We're not lab made.
no no meaning like
your dad
well y'all go by your mother
but are y'all Jewish like
or y'all like American white
we are American Jews
okay so you're Jewish like from Israel
that's what I mean from like Israeli
fuck him
I'm a Jewish American my
parents are both
Jewish
are both Jewish okay that's what I was asking
from Israel
my father is from Israel
I only say that because when I asked
the moderator he
said he wasn't
He wasn't
You're talking about me?
Oh, you're the moderator
I'm not Jewish
Right
I'm formerly Jewish
Now I'm a white power symbol
So that's why you say
Formerly
I didn't even know you can do that
But
You can't
Prince did something like that
Well I'm at this counterpoint
Because I'm
Yeah but he was
He changed
He was formerly something
So I'm just trying to draw a parallel
He's formerly prince
Yeah
He just
Now the Jewish religion
Says that you can't convert
out of Judaism, but as somebody
who doesn't follow or practice it, I can do
whatever I want.
Right, I think, for the most part, any
individual could do what they want. Certainly, you can, you can choose
how you live your life. Right.
Spiritual identity,
I heard you earlier
talked about the Father.
In the Book of Numbers, Chapter 1,
it says, I'm talking about that.
I think you talk about me, right?
Yeah, yes. It says, let me speak of some of the
and we know what tribe you're from based off
the Father. Right.
Um, up until, uh, Mount Sinai, uh, everything was according to the father.
And then we changed the book of Ezra and the Hamya changed and now the spiritual
identity goes according to the mother.
Everything else goes according to the father, but, but Jewishly today everything goes
according to the spiritual identity.
That's a lie.
Well, I mean, a lie.
I mean, we could disagree.
No, that's a lie.
Like you're always according to your father.
Oh, your father makes up the tribe.
The tribe, correct.
The tribe and what tribe you're from, whether you're a co-ain, whether you're
priest, a Levi and Israelite, that's all by the father.
No, what, there's 12 tribes of Israel.
So you have Judah, Vanessa, the Maligad, Benjamin.
That's all determined by the father.
So your race or ethnicity is by your father.
That's why you can't enter married.
I was making a joke about the rape Jews.
In Deuteronomy chapter 7 says that you may not intermarried.
That's true.
You say you can't take their sons.
In terms of interracial marriage, what you had said before, Judaism is not.
Do you support in a racial marriage?
Yeah, of course.
You would marry a non-Jew.
In the Torah, though. That's interfaith, not interfaith.
Okay, but that's not in a Torah. You know what I mean when I say that.
We're in the Torah. You can intermarry.
No, you cannot.
Deuteronomy chapter 7 is a biblical commandment against intermarriage.
But you just said that. You can't. No, he said interrace.
What? Judaism is not a race. It's a religion.
So you have black people.
Okay. So now, when you say that, whatever you say with Judaism, that's fine.
But if we're going by the Torah, you can't intermarry, interracial, you can't do none of that, but based on the Torah.
So I'll ask you a simple.
question. What verse? Where in the Jewish scriptures does it say that you cannot interracially
married? Not interfaith. Well, real quick, I have a question. Do you believe the Judaism is like sort
of an ethnicity as well? No, it can't be. Oh, you don't believe that. What about you, Rabbi,
with the hat? I assume that's both wearing hats. You have the hat on. He has that little evil thing
on. Go ahead. They both evil. By the way, you guys only, they're both evil? I'm evil. No,
the hats. What about the big one? Or just this moment?
both of them. Why are they like your hat? Because they're not biblical. That's not in the
Torah either. They come from Russia. They come off the Russian state. Just because the son of the
Torah, just because I'm wearing it makes it evil. If you're wearing around your head. If you wear it
like this, this a headpiece. A headpiece or Mitri is in the Bible. Ezekiel wore
Amitri. He said put that tire upon thy head and go teach the word. He never said put a
Yamaka or the chief in hat. That's from Russia. So when you represent that as Judaism, you're
fine. But when you represent it as a Torah, it's wrong. We fundamentally disagree 100%.
But you can't show me that hat in the Torah. No, there is no biblical command. You're right. I believe
in something called, so we should have definitions. Oh, you got him there. I give a point to the
black. We should have definitions made clear. For example. He's talking, when he say to the black,
he's saying black Jesus, black Moses, black Eliza. Well, to be clear, I don't think any of those people
are black. They're all black. I don't think a single one of them is black. We're all.
And neither the Sal, by the way, or these two Jews.
All of them black.
I don't think so.
Are they black?
Do you think Jesus is black?
Which one?
You know.
Jesus?
He doesn't think Jesus is black.
Middle East are brown olive skin.
Has anybody seen the new dancing with the stars?
But even the olive is black, you know.
I don't think that's...
So when you say olive skin is still saying black.
He got you.
Your analogy doesn't work.
What color is lifted on you?
What color people are?
has no
I mean that doesn't matter
that is diabolical to say
when y'all created colorism
who's y'all
what are you talking about
speaking of diabolical
there's a new season
of hell's kitchen
that just started
that is a real don't try to cop out here
sol we're going to get you in on the debate
when I say
when I say y'all
whether it's Jewish
or Europeans
which are all Edomites
y'all created race
y'all took Christ
made him white
when he wasn't
If you describe, like, for example, when Moses put his hand in his bosom took it out, it was white.
When he put it back in, it was black, back, excuse me, like the rest of his skin brown.
You said put his hand in his ass?
Bosom.
Yeah, what did that mean?
I forgot you a young kid, but you're too intelligent, so I know what you're doing.
He took his hand in his...
Bosom is this area.
Busom is this area.
Look.
What are you pointing to him?
Right.
The moderator is sleeping.
Why is he to be surprised he did he had shit all over his hand?
Shit is not usually white unless you drink a slurper.
Well, if you did it, you'd probably be putting in his ass, though, because y'all are freaky like that.
I'm not gay or anything. Don't project on me.
I ain't say gay. I said freaky, because you won't call yourself gay when you do freaky shit.
I'm not gay at all.
Yeah, see, your manager agrees with me.
I have a clarifying question. You, I'm sorry.
Hold on one second.
I just, I want to keep the interview flowing.
I want to make sure that we're on appropriate timing.
Who here is the best at basketball?
What are you guys, Steve?
He's raising his hand.
You better at basketball?
Could be, man.
You think you're better at basketball than this guy?
Looks like Michael Jordan.
I'm taller.
You taller than me?
I'm a Jewish 6-2.
Oh, that's like, I must be a Goliath 8-9 or something like that.
Not taller to me, but, you know.
Yeah, but didn't he that guy lose the fight?
Yeah, that was a bad analogy.
That's the first one I used a bad analogy.
You're a loser is what you.
That's what you're saying.
That's what you're saying.
You just told me I've been winning this whole time.
And now you compared yourself to a loser.
In his defense he was giving you points.
He didn't say you won.
That's true.
Now he got a point.
That's the same thing.
Did he give you points?
He just got one.
He only saying that the one up me, the moderator because he's biased.
Did you get any points?
Well, we won at basketball.
You didn't win at basketball because we haven't played it.
Anybody can talk.
You got to play it.
Hold on a minute.
Like how we're battling now and that's how you get the winner.
the winner. Hold on a minute.
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Sal, which one of the Jews would you let survive?
You can only pick one.
Out of everyone?
Out of the Jews here.
One, two, three.
Well, there's only one Jew here.
And who is that?
Me.
Sal interprets the question differently.
He actually...
That was cold.
Go ahead.
I'm not saying anything.
No, him.
I would...
Is this like a riddle?
I would kill myself.
You're not Jewish, though.
Jesus, okay.
I'm not going to.
I can't, how can I do that?
I can't pick only one to survive.
That's the question.
Otherwise, they all die.
I'd lend you my hat.
What's that?
I'd lend you my hat.
I appreciate that.
Sorry, you making deals Jewish?
Go ahead, Sal.
I really know how to answer the question.
I don't want to let anyone down here, but I don't come from this position where I would eliminate anybody.
So I guess
I guess would everyone have to die
You have to get rid of two of these Jews here
Are you Jewish
Mr. Flooring?
Is he Jewish as well?
No, he's not.
Are you asking the black guy
You keep trying to tell you
That he's Jewish even though he's black?
I'm not Jewish
I'm a Jew
You're a black
I'm a Jew
You're an African American
How can you be two continents?
Just break that down
That is possibly the dumbest question
I've ever heard
Yeah.
What?
How can I be African and American?
Because you're from Africa, but you're American.
That's a whole continent.
I'm not from Africa.
Right.
That's how that works.
Africa is a big continent with like 40 countries and then little villages in each of those countries.
You know what that means?
Did you?
If somebody says they're European.
Generically you're from Africa, but you're considered American?
No, I'm not genetically from Africa either.
No, I'm not.
I'm not African.
I don't even like Africans.
So which one of these guys would you keep alive?
For the sake of the, who would I keep alive?
Yeah, you got to pick one of the years.
Everybody else dies.
I'm thinking of a number of it between one and ten.
Let's pick it.
Okay, you would be stay alive.
Thank you.
Once I'm alive, can I pick another one to add to the living list?
Shay!
Sal, why did you decide to eliminate the other two Jews here?
It was getting exhaustive.
Rabbi, how will the weather be tomorrow?
We haven't decided
Now look the other rabbi answer
I don't think he gets it
Hot
It'll be hot again
Why
That's what
My Apple weather channel told me
Sal did you know
The first man on the moon was black
So was the man who made the telephone
So was the man who made the wheel
So was the man who made the radio
And so was the man who made the Xbox
What's your rebuttal, Sal?
My rebuttal?
Yep.
My rebuttal getting crazy.
What am I rebutting?
I guess that all of those people were black according to him.
Oh, so that's not true?
It is according to him.
I never said no shit.
I don't know how to rebut that.
If that's a fact, is that fact?
Yeah, I never said no shit like that.
Well, Google says the guy was white.
Some of them were white.
All of them were white.
I don't think nobody on the moon was black.
I would just fact check it, you know?
Why didn't the black man go to the moon?
You said what?
You're saying nobody was black on the moon?
Yeah, I don't think when they went to the moon, any of those astronauts were black.
Oh, you guys haven't claimed them yet?
We don't claim.
Unlike white people, we don't steal something we didn't create.
Uh-uh.
What do we steal that we...
You guys took Jesus and Moses for one?
No, y'all stole him.
That's a fundamental disagreement.
I'll pass the conversation on to the rabbi with the hat.
I'm the moderator.
Rabbi with the head, go ahead.
Was Jesus and Moses black?
My question is, why are we so stuck in this?
Why does it really matter?
That's part of his whole religion, I guess.
No, it's not, actually.
We just follow the truth of the Bible.
The only reason we have to establish the identity of anybody in the Bible
is because Edomites or Europeans came and changed what they were.
Why would you assume we're from Europe?
Where else were you from?
I remember Helen Thomas was a news reporter, Washington, D.C. for like 50 years,
and she said, y'all should go back home.
And they asked her, they said, where's home at?
She said, Poland, Russia, and Germany.
They fired her that night.
So that's where you guys from.
Y'all are not originally from the Middle East.
I actually have family from Spain.
We are originally from the Middle East.
Spain is not the Middle East.
But also my question to you is what?
He said Spain like that was middle East.
You lost a point for that.
I have also from Spain as well.
That's up, guys.
Yes.
But how did the Jews get to Europe?
We just surrounded.
No, the bigger question is, how did I get to?
Israel.
You know, historically, y'all wasn't looking for Israel first.
You know, y'all went to Haiti.
Y'all went to South America.
Y'all was looking in Africa.
Y'all was looking anywhere to go.
If you look at it.
And we go back to the Belford Act and all of that that y'all did.
That's why you have that war in Palestine because you broke every treaty that you even had with the Palestinians.
That's a whole separate conversation.
No, it's, in terms of, in terms.
You're asking, how did you get this?
So y'all was it, thank you.
So y'all was in Germany, having war with another set of white people, because y'all
all white y'all uh they went america fights for y'all and then they're like where are we going to
place these people and so again if you look historically they was going to place you in south
america they was going to place you in Haiti they was going to place you in africa and then the
Palestinians welcomed y'all with open arms thinking that y'all was only going to bring a certain
amount of people thinking that y'all wasn't going to expand in certain other areas and then what did y'all
do like white people do broke the treaties and just decided we're going to take more and more and more and more
from them. So that land was never yours. It's not the Palestinians either, but at least they was there
before y'all got there. What you're saying is factually 1,000% false. If you look at any DNA.
I can pull the bell for that. No formula. It's all going to be off the top knowledge. If you did a
DNA test of me, the language, the life, the coins, the Torah, everything shows that the Jews were there for thousands of years.
To suggest that we weren't, I would suggest, why don't you go do a DNA test?
I'll do a DNA test and we'll link that back and see.
But the white man owns the DNA compromise to compare Israelis.
So now, so now, this statement ain't about you, but when you say DNA test,
so the very people that took away the identity of black people, you want me to go to them to give me my identity.
They're going to make sense.
And DNA, and on the subject, on the subject, on the subject of DNA, on the subject of DNA, on the subject of DNA,
for your ancestry. It's not even accurate. You can only go so far. You can only go back so many
generations. Why? Because like if you DNA for a child, that's live data. For a murder, that's live data.
You can go back certain generations. You can get live data. But at some point, it's just a guess.
I'll give you a checkmate. I'll give you a checkmate. If you look at the Kohanim, if you look at the
priests and they're white chromosomes, they have a very unique set of white chromosomes bundled together
It is unique to them only, and it goes back over 3,000 years to one common person.
And who said that? Who said that? Who gave this information?
The same Jewish people that lied is the same Jewish people that you think are going to be honest.
That's why when I'm talking about DNA for ancestry, I'm not even being biased about Jewish or not.
I'm saying DNA for ancestry itself is just not reliable to go back.
3,000 years.
We can't have a conversation
if every time we say
we say that we can't prove it
even though we can
and yet you haven't proved anything.
You're just making big bold
What I said...
Wait, wait, hold on.
He has an unbeatable argument
because every time you present him
with facts and evidence
he claims it's from the white man.
So how can you beat somebody
who doesn't accept any sort of proof?
That's actually not what I said.
You got him.
I won't pound that one.
You won't pound that one because I got him.
No, no.
Because I know what you were doing.
I mentioned a bell for that.
That's facts.
The treaties that y'all signed with them and then broke them, that's also facts.
The Palestinians welcoming y'all, that's also facts.
What I said about DNA, what I said about DNA.
You were denying the fact that there were Jews there the entire time.
I didn't deny that.
Who were the first?
So when?
For example, when I was in Israel, there's a section in Israel where Israelites of my hue never left Israel from the exile when the Romans invaded Israel in 70 AD.
So I can make that claim
Because I went over there
I interviewed him
I have it if I need to
Oh I can't I can't grab my phone
But I have the information
So what we're talking about is
You guys converted
Around 600 AD
To Judaism
And it's no different than when white people
believe that they're the Americans
When you have the native indigenous people
That was here first
Oh my God
Okay this
I don't even know what he just said
I was eating the bread
Okay go ahead
everything fucking that bread up that you just said it's so factually just wrong it's not it okay
you are fucking right up first of all you called us edamites edomites idomites idomites i do that
comes across as the children of asof who esau esau esau yeah so so so that's who i am yeah
all white people come from esau what he saw you said oh my i'm trying to
This is nuts.
This is absolutely nuts.
I know because you're hearing the truth for the first time.
No, no.
All I would say to you is it's very simple.
You and I, it seems like you believe in the veracity of the Jewish scriptures.
That's what, right.
Of the Israelite scriptures, yes, I do.
Okay.
So all I would ask you is very simple questions.
Where in the 29,000 verses of the Jewish scriptures,
from the beginning of Genesis to the end of Malachi,
does it say anything that you just?
claimed. That's all. As far as y'all being
Edomites? As far as
again, what color people
were, it doesn't matter. Jews is not
a race. If color didn't matter, when Esau was born
was his color described in the Bible?
Yes, it's very rare. Then you can't say color
you know why you say it's very rare? Because
it doesn't describe the color of any other
child being born. Including
Israelites being black. But what color was
you know why I don't have to describe?
What color does it say he was in the Torah? It says
he was red. How do you want to get on this? Let me finish.
Are we red? He was red.
are we red he didn't just say he's red he was red and hairy all over
he's red he's dressed like red that's you guys we're red and it's talking about red
it's talking about being flesh and blood red it's talk about which y'all the color that y'all get
and you know why i describe esau and not no other race he's blood he's brown every other race
had melanin y'all were the first people born or did not have the melanin makeup that everybody
else i'm trying to study the tara red is lack of melanin yes that's what color is
comes out of lack of...
Color comes from melanin.
If you have a lot of melanin, you'll be dark.
If you don't have a lot of melanin, you'll be light.
And no melanin is yellow, is red?
No, if you...
You can be albino.
You can be albino, which would be whiter.
But the bigger point is when Esau was born,
the reason why the description of him was described
was because before he was born,
that color didn't...
That color did not exist as far as...
Okay.
And your color, the Caucasoid Mountain,
And man, that comes from the Caucasus Mountains, was born red and hairy all over.
And what else did it say?
It said he would live by the sword.
And that's how white people live.
Y'all are bombing the hell out of the Palestinians because y'all live by the sword.
America lives by the sword.
That's how y'all live.
The sword?
The sword.
What am I supposed to say sword?
No, I like saying sword better.
Are you suggesting that had the power?
Had Hamas, I should say, had Hamas not done what they did in October 7th, the Jews would have gone in there and did what they did?
I'm saying something a little different than that.
What I'm saying is that if y'all would have held to, if y'all would have held two, the treaty that y'all agreed with the Palestinians, what I'm saying is y'all might not even have had October 7th ever.
There are zero Jews in Gaza.
There are two million Arabs who live.
babies at the hand of y'all not getting along with the palestinians i mean how many babies
there are arabs on the israeli supreme court how many more babies do you have to kill of what
you're claiming the jews do everybody is welcome in israel i'm not everybody quick question
wait wait wait wait wait when black when black people from chicago went to israel when they
when they went to israel y'all did not accept them the only way y'all accepted them was if
they allowed their kids to be a part of your military. And then even when they did that, y'all
tried to export them. What, export? A deport. Y'all tried to deport them. So when you say y'all
accepting everybody, that's just not true. Y'all don't accept the Ethiopian Jews. Y'all don't accept
them all. Are you kidding me? Of course we accept the Ethiopian Jews. You don't. I said all. I'm
very clear on what I'm saying. So when you say y'all accept them all. Are they like us? Where do
they fall? Well, if they're Israelites, they're like us.
their actual Ethiopians, then they would be like you.
We're talking about...
I thought we're all read.
I don't even think he might be too slow to get when I'm saying.
Quick question around the table, just so we can stop.
Hold on.
I just want to stop us in Judaism because they're not...
Are you guys pro-Israel?
Yeah.
I'm an unabashed Zionist.
How do y'all feel about that?
Your own fellow Edemite is not pro-Israel.
It's not his fault.
It's allergy season.
How do you feel about that?
Feel about what?
Him not being pro-Israel and he's an Jewish man.
I'm not in either much. I'm a Couserine.
People have different takes.
Why does he say this?
Like that.
And I know that I'm not going to agree with everybody.
And not everybody's going to agree with me.
And that's okay.
Right.
Agree.
First of all, I don't want anybody to die.
This isn't about death?
Didn't you say you hated the Arabs?
No.
That's what I heard.
And I, this is just alleged.
I heard that he was high on drugs.
I just saying.
Boom.
Which drug?
I heard you were high on drugs.
I'm impressed with their research.
I didn't research.
That's what I was told.
Sal, did you tell me?
No, I just arrived shortly after you.
I'm not pro-Palestine.
Okay, what?
So who are you pro?
I'm not for...
You just want them to kill each other
so you can criticize them
and go, look, look at all the funny white people
killing each other.
No, it's like...
Us black people don't do that all the time to each other in Chicago, for example, huh?
Boom.
How, Israelite?
No, so my position is...
Did you know black on black crime is a majority of the violence, Israelite?
Boom, I got a point as the moderator.
I'm actually glad you said that.
There's 49 to 50 million black people.
And they won't stop shooting each other.
When they say 15%, like we're 15%.
Yeah.
That 55% that we so-called murder each other, even that's a lie.
because those are, let's just down
break it down. Well, first of all,
I was actually on a live stream
and when we're talking about numbers,
remember, we're getting the numbers from the FBI.
Those numbers could be true. Those numbers could be false.
But what those numbers represent are arrests.
They don't represent convictions.
When Obama was the president,
why were the numbers the same?
Wouldn't he want to flip it the other way?
Here's my point. The most exonerated
ethnicity in America is also black people.
You better be careful.
So what that means is the same black people
that are getting arrested for crimes
are also getting released from jail
for crimes that they didn't commit.
Why? Because you had stopping frisk.
You have false arrests. There's
a ton of those things that happen to black people
all the time. So if you're going by the numbers.
What does stopping frisk have to do exactly
with violent crimes? I'm going to tell you,
because when they're arresting people and saying
they're committing them violent crimes,
they're not always committing
those crimes.
Someone else is committing
the crimes. Now, does that mean that black people don't
kill each other? No, it does not.
At a higher rate than white.
People, for sure. No, no.
Well, I think, I ask Charlie Kirk how you feel about that.
Because Charlie Kirk said, I would more than likely get.
Yeah, but you're giving one example, right?
No, I'm not. I'm not finished.
The day that Charlie Kirk died, a little white 16-year-old kid, shot up a kid school in Colorado.
Then three days from that, a white guy shot and killed three police officers.
And then two days after that, I feel like everybody is under the impression that I'm
majority of school shootings happen from white people.
Yet, despite that, when you look at the violent crime,
the white people are not making up a majority of it.
You got old.
No, we're not.
Rabbi, the red one over there, go ahead.
You just got old.
You try bringing up Charlie Kirk and doing funny business.
That's true.
They get owned and when they get interrupted by the moderator.
You'll keep in a, I'm not the moderator.
I'm a debater.
Are you a debate moment?
No, I'm a moderator.
He's the moderator.
Okay, so since he don't talk at all, I'll finish.
He's keeping it calm.
So, America would have a better way to communicate if they just called it crime.
Not black, not white, just crime.
That's not how that works, though.
I mean, they're just, you know why it don't work like that?
When you get arrested, they describe you, you know what I mean?
No.
Okay, if you go back until the 70s, they say, hey, can you define the victim?
But that's not what I'm talking about.
When you dealing with crime, if America treated it as just crime, there wouldn't be me or you
picking sides as the who's worst or who's bad.
it would just be crime.
But for political reasons
and because America is race-driven,
that's why they make it a black and white thing.
It don't have to be a black and white thing.
I don't want to spend...
No problem.
I want to keep switching the topics.
Sal, do you think white people
should get reparations for slavery?
Should give or get?
Get.
Get?
They're the ones who lost the property there.
Am I wrong?
What's the question that?
They get back?
They get back.
What?
It doesn't seem like we're going to be able to give white people slaves,
so should we give them an amount of money to make up for it?
Because the future generations of white people have had less than their ancestors because of this law.
No, I'm in the camp against slavery.
I'm not asking to bring back slavery.
I'm asking if the white people should get paid since they lost their slaves.
No, I don't believe that that should be the case, no.
And do you think that black people should get reparation so they can't?
can buy an Xbox.
Is that what you think they will buy with the reparations?
I took a poll, I said, if you guys got a reparation, go with you buy.
Yeah.
Or like a used, because you can get a game.
It depends how much, right?
Yeah, you can get that last version, like, gently used at a, at a very, like, a better price.
No, I don't, I don't, I don't know the generally used version or the new one?
Not from reparations, but if I was at the store, I would get the new one.
See, he's already, he wants a new one.
Yeah, if you're a gamer, you're going to go for the new one because they made a lot of
But if you're a casual gamer, you might want to take a nice discount on an older model.
It's lightly used, gently used.
If you're a gamer, you're going to go for the new processing power.
Right.
You want the latest and greatest.
But if you get your reparations and you want to spend it, if you're not a gamer like that,
then you maybe want to go for like maybe the last generation model.
We got the holidays coming up.
You might be able to get a couple of used games in a bundle.
They do bundles.
So in general, do you support reparations for whites?
No.
I would say no.
What about for blacks?
Did we promise them that?
What does that matter?
Well, I mean, promises matter.
I'm willing to lie.
I'm not against that.
You're an edamite.
I expect you to say that.
You're an edamite.
I'm not.
Says who?
Says the edamite.
Says my daddy.
Says the edamite.
Let's move on.
He's a simple man, your manager, yeah?
I'm me over here.
I'm liking the tour.
He's a simple, man.
He's got Patrick over there, SpongeBob.
I told you he was going to bring his fun box.
Yeah.
He's on your side, by the way, so you shouldn't laugh at it.
He negotiates contracts for you that, him?
He's a genius, man.
He doesn't bring me a single contract.
He's a genius.
He signed both of us.
He's doing a good job.
Should it be allowed to shoot somebody with a harpoon through the chest?
We'll start with the Jews.
No
Also no
If that's the weapon you got to defend yourself
Absolutely
Why the chest specifically
Hold on
You didn't let Sal answer
Can you give me some context or some color on that
Like what's the scenario?
Because it's hilarious
Am I being attacked?
No, it's hilarious
A heartburn to the chest is funny
Because it's going to rule
rip through that yeah
it's okay to have a little
violence
okay if I'm being
attacking I have harpoon
that's what I'm saying that's why I said
not for defense because it's funny
you know he's a prankster by the way
I wouldn't do it
that's why I preface and I said if you're
defending yourself that's the only time
any violence and by the way
I wanted to ask why are all of the
impractical joker's white men huh
why aren't some of them black Israelites
yep no no
what's the funniest
Joker on the internet is
I can't even remember his name now
I'm talking about his show specifically
Oh okay, never mind
I'll be fine then
Drewski show
You just picked him because he's black, come on
You said they're only white
So I had to name a black person
He's the funniest one
He is the funniest
Why? Because he's black
No, because this shit is funny
If he can do white face
I should be able to do black face
Yes you should
Let me
Exactly
Listen when Tropic Thunder came out
Wait when Tropic Thunder came out
And Robert Downey Junie played that black guy that shit was hilarious.
It was amazing.
But this generation is too sensitive.
Yep.
Robites, have you ever done blackface?
No.
I don't know what that is.
Come on.
It's in the name, black face.
Putting, making yourself look like a gangster?
No.
So you put on black face and you're gangster, you can still be a wimp.
If I put on black face, it's almost a...
You would look like a wimp.
No, well,
That might be true, but I disagree.
When I want to do it not to be funny, like Robert Downey Jr.,
but it's sort of a defense mechanism.
So instead, when I'm walking down the street, people are crossing to avoid me.
Right.
But if you're just coloring your skin, you don't look.
And I'm going to be the scary one.
No.
Yeah.
You're scary now.
Like when you was coming down the street, I say, oh, hey, oh, oh.
I get the same impression.
Go on.
O'Salle, I guess, would you do blackface?
Would I do it?
Yeah.
Have you done it?
No.
Would you do it?
No.
What if this black guy gave you permission?
No.
Is he too sensitive?
No, he's as a choice to not do it.
Do you think it's funny?
No.
Would you do some other stories?
It was funny when Drusky did it, so you got to kind of accept it.
I think Drusky can do it if I can do it.
That's my thing.
I'm not offended by what he did.
Yeah, back in the days, like we wasn't offended because it's comedy.
like it's not now if you out there trying to if if druski was out there trying to seriously do something
then maybe i could see i'm a pretty serious guy i wouldn't do it for calling i don't believe that
but because he's doing any comedy it's accepted like when robert downy junior it was comedy when
the wayans kids did uh white chicks it was comedy but in today's time everybody's so sensitive
about what words you can't say well you can't do this you can't do that that's why everybody's so
sensitive about it. Back in the days,
it wasn't, when I say back in the days,
maybe like the 90s up until now, it wasn't
that sensitive. You seem to be pretty
sensitive about the whole color thing in the Bible.
I'm not sensitive about the color thing in the Bible.
It doesn't, because there's no mention. I'm just saying
that it's color in the Bible.
Nowhere does it say.
The N word, for example.
Uh-oh. Is that in the Bible? Thank you for having me.
You're leaving?
No, no, no. No, I'm just, just, just,
I'm just, I just don't like, I need to wait till the end
to be too.
grateful. I'm just appreciate it.
No, just for, and that's why I'm going to say
the N-WRet too, so we all respect for it. Yeah, I'm just
go so glad I'm here for this. The N-word itself.
Is it anywhere in the Bible?
Very unbiased. The Torah
is written in Hebrew. Yeah. So I believe
when we was outside, you heard me say,
I believe, from Genesis to Revelations.
So the N-word is in the
New Testament. When it described the disciples
in Acts 13 and 1,
it called them
and pronounced as
we would say the N-word. And it
just means black you want him to say it right now just so you know no that's why i'm not saying so so so when
we're having a discussion i think it's important to understand that you and i agree in the jewish
scriptures everything to the left of mat so you so for example if a mormon came up to a christian and said
hey i believe in the veracity of the new testament but now there's something else every christian would
rightfully say well if we believe in the new testament then you have to show me joseph smith from
the new testament so what do you stop that what i would say is
You have to show me Jesus in the Jewish scriptures, and then we can talk about the New Testament.
What book do you stop that?
After Malachi.
Do you keep Hanukkah?
I keep Hanukkah.
So that's after Malachi.
That's right.
Okay, then, so do you keep the book of Maccabees?
Yes or no.
So if you're talking about Deuteronomy 4.
Do you keep the book of Maccabees?
Yes or no.
We don't, when you say keep, we keep the oral law, the written law.
What I'm asking, if you keep Hanukkah, Hanukkah is in the book of Maccabees.
That's right.
Okay, then, so do you read that book?
I mean it's a no I don't it's not part of you can't okay this is when we say the white man is the devil
because he said he don't keep nothing after Malachi but then he said he celebrates Hanukkah
which is in a book after Malachi I didn't say what does that have to do with the devil
anything I don't say the word devil means just means deceivable so he's saying but you think
the average white man is a devil anything after by the way the the Bible itself refers to
Hanukkah in Leviticus 23 talks about all the Jews holidays is about the eight-day
celebration when mattathias went to war with the greeks and won the war they had an eight-day
celebration that's why they light eight candles they have uh the eight candles that they light
for it and that's in the book of macabees so that's a book outside of malachi so when you say
you stop at malachi but you celebrate honica we got a conundgerial so my point in saying that is
when christ and the disciples rode they were Israelites too so that is a part of the israelite
history two. Okay. And in Acts 13 and 1, when that N word is used, it means black. It's from the
Latin word that just means black. And that's what they call the Israelites in the New Testament.
Okay. So if they called the Israelites black in the New Testament, then that means that's what they
were. No. Okay. What's everybody being for Halloween? I don't celebrate Halloween. You'll celebrate
Halloween? No. I'm going to be Michael Jordan. And I'm doing a very realistic version.
So you're going to dunk the ball?
Well, he don't play basketball, man.
He did with white women, though, so you ain't got to change that.
So you don't like Michael Jordan because he deals with...
I didn't say I didn't like Michael Jordan.
I'm asking you.
No, I like Michael Jordan.
Okay.
Anyways, go ahead.
I don't think they're going to be able to dress up because they have that hat on.
This is the costume.
It works every year.
It definitely is a costume.
We have the holiday purring that we dress up.
I don't.
I look fly.
I don't have no, I haven't had no problem in a women's department.
I couldn't pull it off.
Yeah. Hey man, you gotta have some flavor with it.
I mean, it looks, it looks cool.
You look like you're like level 100 in Raid Shadow Legends,
but you don't know what that is.
It's just a mobile game.
I'm saying you look like you're from a mobile game.
You're like the final, you're like the second final boss.
Yeah, I was just saying the best possible way,
you do look like a final one, the best possible way.
And you know what everybody's trying to do?
Fight to get to that final boss.
Yeah, but you don't look like somebody I would meet inside of a building.
That was cold.
I'll get one.
get what did he say he said oh he said that was cold that was fun's worth well i was just called me
a final boss you are so right so you got a fight to get to me yeah but then i'm gonna fight you
pass it out after after he heard that even he's even he that's that's the moderator
that and he's why you're trying to get him involved with it he didn't listen he was fine
the whole time till i said hey hey that's what we're saying hey if i could just respond to what
he said you're going to be my manager you already say yeah you
When it comes to keeping the Torah, as Orthodox Jews, we don't keep the written law, per se.
We keep the interpretation of it called the oral law.
Sal, do you think African-Americans otherwise known as the real Jews should be persecuted?
And black, do you think Sal should be persecuted?
You want me to go first?
He'll go first.
No, I don't think anyone should be persecuted.
What is that?
No.
Who was that?
Go ahead.
No, I do not want Sal to be persecuted.
What about those two?
Do you think he should be persecuted?
I don't want, oh.
Do you think he should be persecuted?
No.
No, nobody should be persecuted.
Right.
I don't think they should.
We're all equally the children of God.
All us equally.
No, we're not all the children of God, though.
I don't think you should be persecuted, though.
But we're not all the children of God.
Yeah, we seriously disagree.
What's the trick there?
Because God never said we was all the children of God.
We are all equally beautiful, the children of God.
People who are, people have ever.
People of every...
There's no way in the Bible.
There's no equality.
There's no equality.
There's one little retarded kid in my class.
I am not equal to him.
It's insulting that you would imply that.
But you're homeschool now.
I wasn't for a majority of my life.
God created all of us the way he did perfectly.
Then why couldn't that guy speak English?
It's above my pay grade.
So then I proved you wrong.
Point for the moderator.
It seems like he agrees with me.
I don't think we're all equal.
There's no such thing as equality in the Bible.
It don't exist.
referencing the Bible. I'm referencing in real life. In real life, in real life,
nobody is equal. Somebody has to be over somebody. That's how you have order. If we're all
equal, nobody can tell nobody what to do. So there's no such thing. That's a separate
conversation than equally loved by God. We're not all equally loved either. In the
Bible, in your Torah and Amos, does he not say, you only have I known of all the families of the
earth? Can I ask you a quick question? Can he answer that?
I can. Yes or yes or no. Did God say that?
By the way, you're quoting the same book that says
that the Jews will be brought back into Israel,
never exiled again, which is what you see right now
with the Jews. It says Israel.
So where's Rubin, Manessa,
Gad, Nathalie? There are tribes
that we don't know where they are. So then that prophecy
ain't fulfilled yet then. So now, can you answer my
question? Does he say he only knows
Israel in that book of Amos?
He doesn't say he only. You only have
I known of all the families of the earth.
That's what it says. Yes or no.
When you ask for a verse and not context, for example, when people talk about...
He's talking about punishing us.
That's the context of that verse because he only knows us out of the family.
What do you think of Beyonce's country album?
I'm just asking for a yes or no.
Didn't he say that?
Yeah, the new one, yeah.
Beyonce is an Israelite, I think.
Definitely, Beyonce's an Israeli.
Wait, is he one of yours?
Ours.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I think Stathamire is one of yours.
For the record, when I say one of yours, I mean like Judaism, the belief, not the ethnicity.
Because Beyonce doesn't call herself an Israelite.
I'm saying that because we say black people are Israelites.
All, sorry, just clarification.
All black people are Israelites?
Yeah, but not like African black.
I don't know.
It's interesting because when you meet African people, they don't like African Americans.
And when you meet these African Americans, they don't like the African people.
Who's right here?
Well, we're more right than them because our reason is two-fold.
You're more right than them.
Yeah, I'm going to tell you.
Okay.
Than them.
You're speaking in what you call Libonics?
No, I didn't put no s on that one.
Twofold.
One, they're Hamites.
We're not Hamites.
Hamites?
They're like a buggy?
And then historically, they sold us in slavery.
I did not allow to make money all of a sudden?
They can do whatever they want, but I don't have to love them or affiliate with them.
Well, I wouldn't make the argument.
Like nobody tells the Jewish men to affiliate with Germans, right?
Well, I would argue.
If a Jewish man didn't want to associate with a German, that would maybe not be the best thing?
No, but if he says, I don't want to associate with a German, everybody would say, I get where you're coming from.
I don't think that would be the general response, actually.
And plus...
I think people do understand that.
That's why they still lock up.
Listen, they will lock up.
Let them find a 90-year-old German that had anything to do with World War II.
Yeah, but now you're changing the goalpost.
You went from German to German in World War II.
I'm just showing an example of when
Jewish people have an offense
or don't want to get along with Germans, it's understandable.
I just said it isn't understandable.
I just said it's not understandable.
You know that the German government
is like the biggest ally of Israel
were incredible.
By force, yes.
I don't disagree with that.
I was about to start arguing on your side
and then you had to bring it up again.
But then, but our separation
from the Africans is because of that.
That's all I'm simply saying.
To judge.
I've led two trips to Germany
where I've met children of Knopf for the most
incredible human beings I've met
and to hold them accountable for what their father
did would be inappropriate
Does the Bible hold the sons
of the father's accountable?
The Ravens off to a one and four stars
It says that that
That is bad Lamar Jackson and Derek Henry on my phone
Oh you double down on it
Yeah
In two leagues
Well one league
Another league I'm four and one
But that league I'm like three in one
to you got right here. First round pick, Jamar Chase.
So, I'm bad. It's bad, but y'all got Joe Flacco, though.
No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, Cleveland. No, no, Cincinnati just traded for Joe Flackett.
Oh, did they really? Well, they got to do something about Browning because he cannot.
And they got to protect him because he's older than Burroughs, so they might get sacks and all kind of shit.
Yeah. I haven't got Bucky Irving in the second round. He's been out for a couple of weeks, too.
So we'll see. I think Nicola Yolkich is the best basketball player of all time.
The Torah does say that if you do something negative, you'll be helpful.
accountable, the only time the Torah says it, three or four generations, because most people are raised by parents, they see their grandparents. And if you're lucky enough, you'll see your great-grandparents. And if you saw that your grandfather was a bad person and you're repeated what he did, you're held more accountable because you know how much it hurts people. That's the only time that the tar makes that reference in terms of being held accountable. Yeah, Isaiah 14 and 21 says prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers. Shalom.
Same idea. Shalom. Shalom. Salon.
No, no, it prepares slaughter for his children
For the iniquity of their fathers
Meaning what their fathers did
The children are going to pay for
He's doing Ibonics again
What was the abonic part that time?
I don't understand half of the things you say
Half English, half English language
Instead of that accent shit you got going
Everybody knows what I'm saying though
I would highly suggest
I think that you're sincere
And I think that if truly
If you studied Hebrew and read the Hebrew
Isaiah and the entire Jewish scriptures
in Hebrew, you would see a very different
translation. I would not. So I read it
I know what I'm saying is I can read the Hebrew
so I read it. But you don't understand it. I understand it perfectly.
You know how you know I'm better at understanding it than you?
You need another book to understand a book you're telling me I got to read.
You need two books. I only need one. I don't need the Talmud.
You need two books. You need one.
Does that make you better?
So if you only read the first Harry Potter,
you don't know how it ends.
I'm definitely superior.
It doesn't end in the second book.
You lost a point.
I took a white man at like five weeks ago in a debate.
When you tell somebody that you're superior,
how are you also saying that that's not racist?
What do you mean?
To say that you're superior to another race.
To think that I'm better than somebody is wrong?
Well, it would be racist.
I mean, what if, I mean...
Let's say if it was a black guy and I said I'm better than you or I'm superior to you.
You're saying that you're better than white?
I'm just asking, is that racist?
No, it would that be racist if I told a black person I was superior?
I mean, I...
No, it wouldn't.
So everything, you're making everything about race.
When I asked about the feast days, you made it about race.
When I just said not right now being superior...
Sal, palm down.
It's not about race.
So you need to relax.
I just said I'm superior.
Because I don't...
And why did I say I'm superior?
Because I don't need two books.
I can read the Torah and the most high gives me understanding.
You said the most high don't give you understanding.
That's why you got to read.
read two books. I don't need to say a book.
Correct. Our discussions
can be based off the Bible alone.
That's true. But in terms of knowing how to action
the Bible, the commandments, no, I still
only need that one book. It's
impossible. I'll give you an analogy.
You don't believe in the most high.
This is great. No, you don't.
I don't believe in God. No. How can you tell me what I believe?
Because you just said the most high won't give you the
understanding of the Torah. No. I told you
before. The way that God created things
was he created an imperfect world.
us to perfect. If you take out
a New York Times newspaper and you read
the headlines, you get the idea
but if you want to understand what happened, you need to read the body
of the story what actually happened. It's all
in the Torah. No, it's not. The written law
are the headlines. The Talmud didn't
understand how to action the Bible in terms of
thousands of years later, man.
We put our moderator to sleep. I'm sorry.
Too much Torah.
He wanted
this, man. You're getting what you wanted
Man complaining at me complaining I have a headache from all of the ebonyx because it's like
Hebrew ebonics bum bam bam bam bam in my fucking ear we've had to listen to your whack-ass
English for hundreds of years hey man learn it you see how you learn to change your voice you can
learn this ebonics I don't want to learn your ebonics I learned to change my voice to be
taking more seriously yeah I don't want to sound like a gangster
I sound like a gangster you look like a gangster anyway Jewish now go ahead
I don't want to follow up on that.
Sal believe that too.
Sal, does he look like a gangster?
No.
He looks gangster.
No, no.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What do you just said you look like a gangster?
You know what actually pounded on that?
He put a little ebonics on it.
Learn it.
I can say gangster too, but if I change, I'm not even going to go to.
Anyways.
Thank you.
Perfect race car.
Because he's running.
I did have a question for you.
Just generally, you think that the.
Black people are the chosen people, right?
They're the best?
We could be the best.
That's not what I'm asking.
I'm saying, like, just generally?
Yeah.
If you're the chosen people of God,
you were created to be the best.
Okay.
And I imagine you would want laws passed eventually
to help subsidize these things.
When you say like American laws?
Generally laws, in multiple countries,
if that's God will, in your opinion, right?
No, no, no, no.
No, actually, no.
It's a little simple into that.
All I would like is just for my people to repent from their sins, obey the most high,
and then we can build and reestablish our own communities.
And then the only thing I would want-
But at the top of society, you would want black people?
Yes.
Now, let me ask you a question.
Under God, though.
Yeah, but when, at what point do you think that could happen?
Who would ever get behind that besides black people?
God will get behind it, which is my point.
So, and we-
I guess that's an unarguable position.
position on my end. So I guess there's nothing I can really say. I just don't believe that.
Historically that's true because when the children of Israel was in captivity in Egypt and they
prayed to God, God sent Moses and destroyed them. It's not historically true that the top of
society is African Americans. And I'm not being racist. I'm just being honest. No, nobody's
seen the Israelites. Salah, what do you think? Nobody's seen the 12 tribes be in that position
except when we got in Jerusalem. That's why you saw Sheba come to Solomon to get their wisdom.
Why? Because Israel was at the top. Why do we fall? For
our disobedience.
So our job is to get them back to being obedient to God, and then we win.
So what's your response?
I'm just impressed on the strength of people's opinions.
I'm not disopinionated on it.
Well, I guess you, they believe it's factual.
I'm a much more go-with-the-flow guy, so I feel like I'm caught in the crossfire here,
but I can appreciate everyone's sentiments.
So you're like, Jewish-Black, Jewish-Black.
Who do I agree with?
Like that?
Everyone here seems like really, really great people.
I bet you can't put that right.
Despite opposing viewpoints.
I don't know about that.
controversial viewpoints.
You can have a certain viewpoints.
It seemed like kind people.
You know, I don't really want to get, you know,
mixed up in the cross side here.
You're just standing on the fence.
You won't take either side.
That's right.
When you talk about the chosen people,
God is, right?
My name is Brian Borensen, right?
Nobody, God doesn't say Brian Borencin.
You're chosen.
Oh, no, no, no.
Jews don't believe that we're the chosen people.
Doesn't say that anywhere in the Jewish scriptures.
God offered the Bible to everybody.
Everybody said no.
The Jews are the choosing people.
He dropped all his toys off SpongeBob.
We chose God.
And then he chose us.
said of responsibilities.
But no Jew would ever say that we're better than
anybody else. We don't believe we're...
By the way, it does say that we are a priestly...
If you keep the commandments, you would be above all nations.
It says that we are a priestly nation and a light unto the nations.
Does the Bible say, does God say, if you keep the commandments,
you would be above all nations?
No, not...
It don't say that?
How are...
What are you saying?
In Deuteronomy 28 and 1, it says, if you observe and keep the lost statute
commandments, you would be above all nations on.
the earth that's what it says the way that you're espousing it
contextually what you're what it sounds like is that you're saying that we will
rule over people i didn't even get to rule in part but am i correct with a
you're you're talking about yourself i'm asking him i'm not talking about
myself certain understandings can be misconstrued
wait before before you said i just to finish really quick so something like that
i'm trying to free his mind i need to free his mind give me what so basically
my mind no his mind there are different you can look up to someone so if somebody is
someone who you want to strive to be your parent, your father, your guard, you look up to them.
Right.
So we are a light above the nations.
We strive to be onto the nations.
We strive to be good people so people could look up.
Oh, we would like to be like them.
But what I'm saying, here's what I'm saying.
And what I said, I wanted to free your mind, I'm not talking about me.
When I'm, when we have, sometimes when you have conversations with scriptures,
I'm only talking about the scriptures.
That's why I say, did God say?
I didn't say that I say.
So in Deuteronomy 28 and 1, it's.
says, if you keep these commandments, you would be above all nations on the earth.
Now, when you go to later verses like Isaiah 49, which I believe you're alluding to with the whole
light thing, which I probably disagree there, but I get that part. But that verse, God clearly says
you'll be above. But what's also wrong with us to disagree? Why can't we go?
We can disagree. No, no, I'm not saying that. I'll leave it in because I feel bad about the whole
situation. It says above. Not exactly.
I just don't do repeat yes
I had to bring in some new people
That would have been messed up because I want to help you
Here's where the above comes into play
There's an above like the Bible
Proverbs says
When they're righteous on authority
The people rejoice
When the wicked on authority the people want
So there's an above that can bring about
It's a tyrannical type of rule
Where it's painful
Where it's slavery etc like that
Like what you're eating from your agents
And then there's a righteous
way to rule where it's not tyrannical. It's not slavery. So y'all ruling was slavery. When
Israelites rule, it won't be like that. That's the difference because Jewish people had a hand
of slavery too. Oh my God. Africans did. Africans did. Yeah, Africans, right. I agree. Listen, no white
man went into a village. Africans brought them to the white man. I don't argue that. Like,
I'm an honest history. I ain't got to lie about it. He's an honest historian. You're talking about
I'm saying there were, unfortunately, there were Jews involved, but it wasn't even Jewish.
Yeah, you insurance companies, the ships, you know why insurance companies started?
Because slaves was cargo, and they wanted to get paid if any of them slaves died on the way.
Why would you want to pay for one of them if you don't receive?
So you got banks, insurance companies, in North Carolina, one of the first Jewish slave masters was in North Carolina.
Yo, y'all was there too.
That's why, you know what tripped me out?
when white people want to be separate from Jewish people.
Y'all the same white man.
The same.
Y'all just the crim de la crem of that white man.
This is the most ridiculous.
First of all, you're not saying you are racist,
but man, the way you talk is crazy.
No, I'm not looking at up to you at all.
No, I'm not looking at all.
No, y'all are crim to the crim of your white tribes,
that's what I'm saying.
First of all, not me.
What people do now, for example, in Israel,
is they're equating Israelis to the way that people want to put down white people
in America.
And they're saying that the Israelis,
and the Palestinians
are the poor brown people
being oppressed
Right
If you went to Israel
You notice that
Most people who live in Israel
Migrated right
There are people who are indigenous
That we could trace back
For thousands of years
And there are people who move
From Iran, Saudi Arabia
To say that Israelis are just
The white strong men
Israelis like him you're saying?
It's just a pure lack of
Of knowledge
But you don't use that
You're that term with you?
Not Israeli
It's just seems like
A lot of
angst
and dislike toward other people
coming from you as opposed to
if you're saying that you are representing God
wouldn't that be more about inclusivity
not where you know telling the truth is
no it's like that things
everywhere in the Torah
whenever God talks about people
there's a beautiful love between people
the utopian world
the messian era
in the messianic era
if you want to know the messianic prophecies for example
Look at Ezekiel chapter 37, the Valley of the Dry Bones.
Right.
You'll see the Messianic prophecies.
But what are the things that you'll see?
You'll see universal peace on earth.
You'll see universal knowledge of God.
We're talking about.
Not without war first, though.
Well, how it comes about is a debate.
It's war first.
Is a debate.
There are different opinions.
One opinion is it's you against your own ego and overcoming your ego
because most bad things come from the ego.
There are different interpretations to things.
But when you look at things in terms of the messianic era and things like this,
it's all about peace, love.
Where Jewish people, people of all faiths, atheists, Muslims, Christians, we're all going to get along.
So there's something called the uncomfortable truth, right?
And so I know why when I'm saying the things that I'm saying and you say it comes across as racist.
Hold on.
I want to move to the next topic.
Can I get 20 seconds?
No, it's okay.
But he's the white moderator?
I am, by the way, if you want to promote for black power and I can't do white power.
I ain't said black power to hold on.
By the way, Saudi is.
You would say white power.
I mean, we've heard it for hundreds of years.
Go ahead, Sal.
What's that?
State for me.
White power.
You know, I want to be a good guest.
Okay.
It won't bother me, Sal.
It won't bother me.
I ain't saying that for you to say it, but I won't be bothered.
Sorry, I'm not going to say that at all.
Appreciate it.
Said my name perfectly.
Zazaya.
What is it?
I don't know what that is.
Prabo?
I don't know what that is.
Anyways, I want to do a little thing at the table here.
Maybe it'll get us all on the same side.
We'll start with us.
Then we'll go to you, then we'll go to you guys.
Rank all of the races from worst to best.
Starting with style.
I'll actually answer as well after the Jews.
Number one would be the human race.
No, not a fucking cop-out.
You call it cop-outs.
This is where my stance here.
Not your true stance, the human race?
I don't know what you do.
Go a little deeper into that then.
Listen, I'm giving you, I'm speaking my truth, yeah.
Like, this is what I believe.
Okay, fine.
now you i would say the jewish tribe
then the rest of his edemaite or american brothers
they're all tied yeah that's 1a 1b so you
that's why i say tribe because they're the same race so you think that like a white
person from uh spain to you is the same is the chinese guy
no i don't think i would look at them the same no same level of ranking from
races not like no because the chinese haven't even
Well, if he's living in Spain, the Chinese are the worst you're saying.
So if he's living in Spain, I wouldn't, I couldn't rank him because I don't have no interaction in America.
I'm ranking primarily from America.
No, I'm saying the whole world here.
If I was to do the whole world, I would do like style and just say to him.
Okay.
What about you guys?
Let them race.
Was that a pun or something?
Crack a pool cue, throw in the middle.
Let them fight it out.
Can you shoot?
I'd rather do the pool cue.
What about you?
Can you shoot?
Can I shoot?
Rob, I read a mini hat.
Okay.
I shot pool last Saturday.
I won six straight.
I only got off the table because I was going somewhere.
You're a shark.
No, I hadn't shot in a while.
But it started feeling good when I was shooting.
We should all go play pool together after this.
We just celebrated the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah.
And there's not one, there's not one prayer in all of Rosh Hashanah about the Jewish people.
Everything.
It's about the creation of Adam, the man.
It's about here.
human race, all of us, equally.
Rushachan is all about humanity.
You go to a Christian Judaism or something?
No, I'm a traditional Orthodox Jewish rabbi.
And we're all equal.
That's right. They call me rabs. That's right. That's right.
Rob's lecture for rabbi.
This is a good, this is, this is better than I thought.
I imagine everybody here thought it would be on serious.
No, I, I think it's been a little bit of both.
serious funny serious serious i just wanted to make sure to do the best available possible promo
for sal and his upcoming movie oh what movie you guys coming up so now i have a new talk show
going out called mannuch it'll be uh it'll be on youtube and wherever you get podcast it's
coming out uh late fall early winter oh you should bring me on so
minush really really big guests really small talks me a lot of fun check that out i'm on tour
He wants to go on, Sal.
Sal will countenopcomedy.com for tickets.
I'm playing the Chicago Theater November 14th,
the Beacon Theater in New York, December 27th.
I'm playing the Ryman Theater in Nashville, April 12th.
I got like 40 cities up.
I'm always adding cities, so please check back there.
I got season 12 of my television show
airing right now on TBS,
and my special Terrified is currently streaming on HBO Max.
Sal, you're going to bring him on your talk show?
I'd love to have him.
Thank you, Sal.
I appreciate that.
I will donate $2,000 to charity $1,000.
I don't want to do two.
I'll donate $100 to charity if you bring him on your talk show.
He's welcome to come on the show.
$100 straight to charity.
I'll make you that deal.
Okay.
Is that a real watch?
Yeah, this is a belope.
I don't know how to say it.
You're white.
I know you know how to say it.
Why did you say a baloba?
Yeah, how do you say that?
You can read, right?
Barova?
Yeah.
How did you get another bee in there?
I'm telling you, it's because it's not.
Not like Ibonics.
What B?
It's only one B.
What are you talking about?
You said Baloba.
I said, and I said I don't know how to say it.
And I said you say it because you know how to speak English.
That's correct.
You would have been able to read it if it was in like little funny pictures with the guy in his spear.
Maybe.
Okay.
Let me find another story.
Now I've got to put my watch back to the right time.
Sal doesn't believe in systemic racism.
go ahead anybody can join in on this one why not so what's up with that how did you say
that word again systemic oh okay he said it better the second time first time you said it
fucked up always as Sal's rabbi I'm advising him not to answer this question well
where did you get that from I would I state that I don't know where you pulled that
It's one of the things you said on your new thing you're doing.
So I got to see it before it released.
Minush, my new talk show?
Something like that.
The one that's going to be out late fall, early winter.
I got shown something and if you talking to an Israelite, I don't believe in this type of right?
Wherever I could find my podcast.
Yes, that's correct.
You know, I didn't say that.
You're misquoting me here.
Uh-uh.
Yeah.
Anyways, just joining in on the debate.
Discuss your thought process on that cell.
By the way, I agree with you.
What do you think?
I don't believe in systemic racism.
You don't?
No.
Okay.
Fucking, look at Obama.
What about him?
Why do you look at me when you said Obama?
Because you're black.
But Obama's African, though.
To me, you know, I'm not, I don't believe in the funny stuff where, like you say, all of the people in the world are black.
I can't help it if your education ain't up there yet.
You're getting your own education.
It's not our own education.
Every dark-skinned person is not the same.
I think the reason you're confused is because you don't really know how to read English.
words you read pictures and you're
well I know how to read or not I know every
dark skin race is not the same people
you know every dog skin race is not the same people
are east indians black or east indians african
i like the way you pronounce people
you literally are putting all white people
together
is like literally what you're doing right now
sound he's probably what you just did
they just got insured though he's no he's pissed
oh my god me and salad
i can't help it if there's more
melanated ethnicities than they are
than your singular non-melanated ethnicity.
I've never been called a non-Jew before,
but he said that I look like Sal,
so I'm actually, like, kind of flattered.
Jewish.
I always wanted to look Italian.
Hey, that's your brother, man.
I was wanting to look half Italian.
You almost home.
Can I recommend the conditioner?
Why, my, how are you getting like an Afro?
You got a good sense of Uber, man.
You got a good sense of you, man.
You got a good sense of you were bad.
And then you have more control.
I noticed you're fiddling with a lot.
Because when I'm getting sweating, my hair is absorbing it,
and it turns into sort of like his style thing.
What, braids?
No, your hair.
No, like in Afro style.
I'm saying your people.
Hey, I sell this hair tonic to help you.
I have a business.
I have a very lucrative business.
I have this hair tonic.
You said like potions and wizarding stuff?
No, it's a hair tonic that I make it some mixture.
You made it?
It'll help, yeah, I made it myself.
Oh, no.
Go ahead.
That is fucked.
You check up my reviews.
They're insane, man.
Everybody.
Listen, even though I had a white lady,
I had a white lady messes me.
She had this bad skin thing.
Skin power.
And then she used your thing in her hand fell off.
And she asked me,
so I made her unscented body butter
put some witch hazel on it.
Which hazel?
Which hazel?
That's great for Budbytes.
Mm-hmm.
Which hazel?
Oh, yeah.
Target's the edge.
And I sell a body butter.
And when she put the body butter,
it helped her.
See, I even helped white people.
Your skin problem.
Say that?
I can't be racist.
That is how racism works.
If you create body butter.
That's why I have,
that's my new thing.
I'm going to just use body butter.
Yeah, body butters, man.
Listen, go to call.
You can check it out.
Uh-uh.
No self-promote.
Black Jew.
We helped Sal promote everything.
That's the only promotion.
Black Jew?
Black Jew.
What's your advice so Sal can become less racist?
Sal's not racist at all
No, that's what he said on his new program or whatever
I would probably have to hear it
What you know
Like when you're on the internet
You know, there's a thing called
You should have heard him when I was walking him in the building
What he said?
I hope there's no fucking black people in there
That's what he was telling me in my ear
But he was saying he'd know what it seemed like
It seemed like when he got around a black guy
He changed
I didn't say
Because he's scared of you
You're dangerous looking
You might have a weapon
No, not in Cali
Uh huh
See, you would have had a wet
Yeah, but come on
You don't, you know
It's not about licensing with you
Why?
We obey the law
We don't break the law
All right
Yeah, listen, I follow the law
Now if I had a license to carry
Then maybe it'd be different
I mean
Anybody in here got license to carry
No
No
If you're going to Chicago
Is Cali strict with that?
We get to carry the Torah
But by the way, I don't know if you thought about this,
but you could maybe mail Sal some of the body butters
to help with his racism and eczema.
Yeah, mine's helped with eczema too
because one of my sons had it put their body butter on it.
Once you're dealing with racism,
I might have all deal with the eczema.
This is a very general.
This is a very general question.
Anybody can answer it.
Actually, no, we'll start with Sal.
Then we'll go this time to you.
you guys and then to the black guy
you wish
to think whatever he is
it's confusing you don't understand
I'd put me less right
I would like you to make the most
convincing argument on why you think the other is wrong
the other
yes
the other who him you initially
debated him at the beginning so you'll start with him
yeah you know
the debate was short-lived and I didn't think we really
bumped heads on anything I just kind of
make your best argument but you've heard him talk a
But since then, you agree with everything he said?
Wave up, yeah.
I would say this.
I would say to every point there is a counterpoint.
So make your best counterpoint to anything he said so far.
I'm fine with him believing what he wants to believe.
That's his prerogative.
You know, I might not agree with it, but I...
Yeah, but that's sort of the idea of it.
You don't agree with it, so you're going to say you're a reason why you don't agree with it.
Form out it the best way you can.
Yeah, man, like I said earlier, I'm not.
particularly religious and so I'm not your argument well I really don't know I he's these
they're both very well versed in the you know what they're talking about I'm not I think I would
not add to this debate or conversation and so how can I how can I debate him if I don't really
if I can't back up anything I don't I can't fact check him and I don't know anything you know I'm
not really part of it you know what I'm saying I think you know what I'm saying here it's like
what have I really added here except a warm body
you know you drank all the juice you ate all the bread i didn't even eat or drink anything i offered
i tried to promote my show a few times you told me you're going to beep it i came here in good faith
pun intended and uh i just had white people for the record it was good was that i don't know i don't
even know what he's talking about you know what i'm saying it's like uh give me something you know
that i have that i have some education on and uh maybe i can impart my thoughts but i know you
want more than this for me and i want to give you more but it just
seems illogical for me to dispute anything that was said here because I have not someone in a
position to speak to it.
I started doing my shoes.
You're just trying to confuse me and get out of it?
You think that was confusing?
Well, you're saying, oh, I really don't know anything.
And if I said anything, it would be ignorant.
I'm not going to say anything.
My name is Sal and I have a promo to do.
What do you want me to say?
Say what you told me about him before you got here.
Say it to his face
That's right
Say it to his face
Say it to his face
You know
You know
When we decided I would do the pod
It wasn't expecting this
Right
And it's really been something
I just
As I said
I don't do episodes
Where the guest comes back
I get it
And I have to applaud the creativity
I think you should come back
a lot and we can do you think I'm going to come back
a third time I think we can do very styles
of this show in the future
okay so so what you're saying is you don't
do repeat guests but
this can be a new thing
this can be like a special thing I come back
more and more every single time you mix it up
and it's something I'll make it something brand new
all right well I I had
I had a nice time you know I had a nice time
at times was I uncomfortable
yes was I uncomfortable the entire time
yes
but
But I like doing things that, you know, put me in new scenarios.
I like keeping myself on my toes.
And so maybe, maybe we'll do a couple of dozen of these.
And maybe they'll go fantastic just like this every time.
Right.
And maybe I'll have a flourishing promotional avenue here.
You know what I mean?
This is a one way to promote a thing.
I know this is going to sell tickets for me.
Yes.
This, this here, this, me here today is going to sell.
My tour is going to thrive.
I'm going to blow up.
Well, keep.
Your Tori's going to blow up.
That's correct.
Your Tori's going to blow up.
You know, the ticket sales.
Metaphorically, it's going to blow up.
It's metaphorically.
Well, I think to make a counterpoint, I mean, him and his group, I can imagine a lot of them are in that theater you're performing.
I'm sure you'll sell a lot of more tickets there.
Oh, yeah, be great.
Everyone, please come bring friends, you know.
Let's be real.
If you came and did a show and it was just people like him, not like black, just people who were
dress funny like this you'd be a little scared why but when we let's say when he does a show
i want to give you something but i can't agree when he does his show though we would why not
necessarily dress like this huh like when i don't dress like this like every i didn't tell you to dress
like that i didn't say you did but i dressed like this when it's uh appropriate like we're teaching
money's raining so the book of ezekiel only applies when you're teaching what you said what you read
No, I'm saying you said
You read that because it's in the Bible.
Oh, early, it's about early when I said.
Yeah, yeah.
So it only applies when you teach, not.
Okay.
So, like, if I'm, if I go to the gym,
I'm not wearing this when I'm going to the gym.
So the Bible says on condition that that's when you wear it or?
No, the Bible doesn't say,
the Bible says when you're reading the scriptures or praying,
yes.
You would have this on.
But it doesn't say when you're working a job that you have to have this on.
Now, I know you need another book to understand that.
I don't need a heads up on this on it.
I don't give anybody a heads up.
I thought you would.
Body bags.
I hope, I mean,
headshot.
Which podcast did you enjoy more out of the two?
No,
not really, just ignoring the ridiculous of that ridiculous.
Consider it?
Yeah.
Last time I was attacked.
I think it's a cool hat.
That's true, actually.
I forgot about that.
But if he was standing right here again,
and you got you again.
Don't think I didn't think about it.
That would have been pretty cool.
That shit is bland and not biblical.
It's old school.
But not old old school.
That shit is bland and not biblical.
I think it has a little as a little character.
anyways go ahead and make your best argument against me against him in general anything about
anything he brought very interesting points but i feel like he no don't compliment him
no he's doing like one of them you gotta let him no it has to be against him i'm disarming him i'm
not asking you to win a debate against him i'm asking you to do your best point against him
you don't have to fluff it with it he's a nice guy he made nice points but just you know
go straight to go straight to the juggler
So straight to the jugular, he made one of my hat off the bat.
And I feel like, no matter what points he brought across, he went for the hat.
And I feel like that was just a low blow.
Like, you shouldn't have to go for the hat.
If you have real points, don't mess with them.
Literally for your hat?
I went for my hat.
So that's what I'm saying.
No.
You know better.
You know better than that.
I already made fun of your hat.
I did it before him.
I want some credit on that.
I think it looks ridiculous too.
I feel like he said it first.
No, no.
Uh-uh.
Let's play the tape.
Can we show the tape?
I think that looks just as ridiculous.
You have a lion on your face.
That's right.
It's fake diamonds.
I'm a lion.
No, you're out of your mind.
You think that looks.
I am out of my mind.
The prophets in the Bible will consider it out of their mind, too.
No.
Look what they did.
No, you're not getting it.
You're not a prophet in the lion.
I'm a prophet now.
You named yourself captain and you can't even swim.
I didn't name myself captain.
I was given that title.
You were given that title by who?
Right.
By the man that outranks me, commanding Jemania.
Commander Jaman.
Command.
Command. I try to hold it at that time.
Do you believe you're actually a prophet?
Yeah, priest, prophet of the most high.
This guy's ridiculous.
But that's what I'm saying.
It's funny to have somebody here.
That's what they said about all the proficient.
This is a lovely chambray.
What about my thing here?
It looks good.
Yeah, I mean, I'll give you credit for sitting with that.
Indoorse, yeah.
Because that's what a nice marino wall.
This is just a business style.
It's a breathable?
Are you cooking under that?
It's hard under here
But now I look serious
Everybody knows to take me seriously
You didn't come to play no game
Yeah
Right
Did you answer yet against his thing
I think you didn't get a word in about it
Honestly
The truth is
I think that he's sincere about what he believes
No compliment
Just do the argument
I fundamentally
There's not one
I fundamentally
The best one
The biggest one
I mean
I think
Look
I think
of a nature of being divisive
as opposed to unifying
I think would be the one that I would
lock on to in terms of being above other people.
Who are you talking about? Sal or the guy here?
We'll skip Sal for now,
but Sal was pretty tough to listen.
But, um, no, Sal,
look, this isn't about, this isn't,
this is about a belief, not about the person.
And I think there are a lot of things I disagree
with practically everything that he said.
But that being said, if I'm going to harp on one,
be about the interpersonal relationships with other people. God cares a lot more about how we are
with each other. Doesn't care about how we are with him as much as he cares about how we are with each
other. So anything that promotes divisiveness as opposed to unity, I'm going to be against that.
When are you?
The biggest argument that I had, well, I don't have no issue with Sal at all.
Nothing with Sal? Not one thing. He escaped with no damage from you guys.
I wouldn't say escape, but for somebody that was, uh, um, what is the?
were derailed from what he thought it was.
I thought he handled himself well, so I didn't, I don't have no issue.
I didn't know what I was walking into.
Right, right.
Here's just three hours.
And I don't have a personal issue with nobody.
These are just discussions.
Like, we have to be men when you have conversations sometimes the truth hurt.
The biggest argument is when he said that God can't give him the understanding of the Torah.
He needs another book to understand that.
That is diabolical because God gave the children.
You heard that?
God gave the children of Israel
One book, that's the book they read
And that's the book they understood
And that's where you separate the difference
Between the men and the boys
That's the biggest argument that I got
You were a little kid
What he said
He's a grown man
Okay let's continue
We have time to vote money in the meter
Always about money
Definitely Jewish
No doubt about it
No
Then you're like three for three
Back to back to back
Yeah but the other two were insulting you
You know that right
No
I was insulting your way of speaking
And saying it sounded funny basically
Not the last two pumps
Pause
When I said you were a little
Dude that you're a grown man
You think I was serious
Yes
That thing like stopping the brain
The blood from going to your brain
It flows real good
It's fly too
Can I see it?
No
Can I wear it?
No
Why?
Because you're not an Israel.
So what?
I can't wear it because I'm not in Israelite?
That's right.
What if I agree to become one?
You can't agree to become when you're born in.
What if he gives you some money?
You even gave up your own coach?
What about where it talks about conversion?
What about where the Bible talks about conversion?
There's no such thing as them being converted and being the way of my headpiece.
What is the better word?
Would you like South wear it?
The Salad, the South, no, but Sal says he's Italian, so he would be white too, so he couldn't wear it.
But, what?
I wouldn't use the word conversion, but I would use the word citizen.
So if someone was living in our city, we wouldn't mistreat them.
Like, it's not about bullying another ethnicity because they're not my race of people.
I would deal with them fair.
The Bible says...
But there's certain rules that makes Israelites separate.
The Bible very clearly says...
Like, if you lend money to a non-Israelite, you can charge him interest.
Yes.
But if you lend money to an Israelite, you cannot charge him interest.
Yes.
that's how you act but it that's not how i'm acting that is true and it also says that when
you have specifically says these three people it says the convert the orphan and the widow
well orphan and a widow could be an israelite too well right but they're all with converts or citizens
it don't say convert in the bible that's why citizen is better if a stranger that's a non-israelite
lives amongst us they would have the same rights as us but there's certain things like every israelite
is not a priest so every
Israelite wouldn't wear an Israelite
That's true every convert is an Israelite
It would be an Israeli
Not a late not a Levite or a priest
That's true right so that's what I'm saying
Because you're priesthood right
Okay that makes more sense right
Yeah that's what I was saying
It's not about everything I know because
You do agree that like converts can join
If a citizen if an Israel excuse me
Let's say if an Ishmaelite
Ishmaelite is living in the land of Israel
Under our rule
they would follow the Torah
they would follow the laws
they would do everything like us
they would be a citizen
no different deaths
so do you
they would still be an Ishmaelite
they would just be like a citizen
like when Elon Musk
who's South African
comes to America
he's an American citizen
but he's still South African
South Africa
do you keep the
do you actually keep the Torah
like you keep the Sabbath
yes
I keep the Sabbath
we just did Day of Atoment
we did our feast
last Sunday, this past Sunday.
So when it says to afflict your souls
on the Day of Atonement, Ryan Yom Kippur,
so how do you, how do you afflict your soul?
We fast.
Why?
I mean, it just, it says it's a day of affliction.
How do you know how to afflict your soul
without an interpretation?
Because you see Daniel doing the same thing.
Like, we fast, no food.
How do you keep the Sabbath?
How do you kill an animal before you did?
The Sabbath is very simple.
You don't do no serve our work.
So on a Sabbath day,
whatever your job is, you don't do that on your...
In Hebrew, it's interesting.
In Hebrew, there are two words for work.
One is Avoda, one is Malacca.
Avoda is like you go to your job.
It doesn't say that.
It says Malachah.
It's a different type of work.
It's a creative type of work.
If I wanted to be a waiter on the Sabbath,
as an Orthodox Jew, I could be.
There are 39 categories of law that it cannot do.
Jesus Christ, that's on the Talmud, right?
No.
So, wait.
There are two definitions of work.
Two words.
Avoda and Malaha.
Avoda, if I wanted to be a waiter,
somebody wanted to pay me money
to be a waiter on the Sabbath,
I could be a waiter out of Bar Mitzvah, for example.
But I couldn't use an eraser.
I couldn't take a pen and write
because there are 39 actions of creativity
that God somehow...
Yeah, there's something that you're getting out of the Talmud.
It's just simpler than that for us.
Okay.
If you was my boss on a Sabbath,
I don't work for you on that day.
That's my day to do what I want.
That's what the Sabbath was made for.
To rest from your labor.
Get that bread.
It's that simple.
That's how simple that is.
And they gave you all the bread, didn't you?
I'll take more.
We got the bread.
Well, he kept taking it.
I was just trying to be nice.
No, no, I'm not complaining about it.
You want the bread?
No, no, I don't want none of the bread.
I just said I didn't.
It's going to sit there.
Okay, look on, look on, look on.
all the time we have
we're going to have to end it here
because I'll have
I have to do
my next episode
it'll be
it'll be
an actual fight
it won't be a debate
well it'll be a debate but like a real
fight
between long neck
and you if you're willing to join
or I'll find somebody else
I don't know who long neck
he's that little scrawny piece of shit
there's a big neck
it's in the name
I don't know
I'll even let you
use that weapon against him you could take it off it probably can I touch it no no I'm not
allowed to touch it I just want to feel what it's made out of no maybe when maybe I don't know
can I touch I am sure my name is Brian Borenstein I'm in charge of I work for the orthodox
union and I'm the west coast regional director for NCSY which is the high school programming
and I'm an orthodox rabbi out here in Los Angeles so I'll go ahead actually we'll do
Salas, now you go rabbi, whatever, go rabbi.
My name is Manalch. I'm a rabbi and comedian.
See me at the laugh actor every Thursday at 10 p.m.
Okay, go ahead.
I'm Captain Tzaryak of ISupk under commanding,
Gen. Yohana. I'm a priest and prophet.
You have to admit your guys, your names are very funny.
Our name's a fire. You just ain't never heard them before.
Just like nobody heard your language before that you speak
and then you got accustomed to your voice.
What I'm speaking, it's pretty clear.
No, I'm talking about
And nobody ever heard your name
He's like, you never heard somebody named
Bread and Water
That would be a ridiculous name.
This guy's not serious.
Hey, that's unique, man.
How did you get that name?
Oh, nice to meet you, bread and water.
Like that, you got my name.
You say, hey, come on, man, let's do this show.
See that?
See how it works?
Not because of your name.
I needed somebody here to debate the Jews in Sal.
Well, mostly Sal.
Sal, go ahead.
Now, it's your turn.
My name is Salvat.
I'm a stand-up comedian and a producer and a writer and stuff like that.
I have a tour.
It's called The Everything's Fine Tour.
It's a brand new hour of material.
If you see my special terrified streaming on introamax, it's a brand new hour.
And you can get ticket at Sablecountercom.
I'm touring all the way through 2026.
I'm always adding dates in cities.
Got a new talk show called Mnuch coming out toward the end of the year.
And season 12 on Practical Jokers is now airing on TBS.
And let's be fair and give Sal some credit.
because truly he did know
what was happening today
and a lot of comedians
wouldn't agree to something like this
they would want to stay safe
while Sal was willing
to get in the middle of this heated debate
I am known for being very edgy
right yeah good job
Sal okay well that's it we're done
thank you very much
thank you guys
did you have fun Sal