The Matan Show - Sam Hyde Hires 20 Indians To Destroy Matan's Podcast

Episode Date: July 4, 2024

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I'll sit there. No, no, you have to sit here. I have to sit here. We're not ready to go yet. We're not even filming. No, no, I know. You guys have to stand there and then I'm going to introduce you guys. I have to sit here.

You have to sit there. I have to sit here. You have to be in the middle one. You don't understand. You can sit close to me, but your mic is there. I'm a camera left guy. It's not possible. It's how it is.

It's how it is. You have to be in the middle. The guest gets the nicest seat. I've never been camera right or center in my life, Matan. We have to introduce you to the podcast. I have to sit here. You cannot. I have to.

You don't understand. We'll flip the angle. You need to sit there. We're not flipping any angles. They're not even rolling. No, I know. That's why. I'm saying when we film it,

we'll flip it. Now, this guy with the fucking bug eye, this bug eye. That's my manager. That's not your manager. His name's Viral Flooring. It's my manager.

No, Viral Flooring is this guy that doesn't talk with this sort of Yeah, that's Viral Flooring's viral flooring oh you're asking about Mike Mike yeah that's Mike Mike where did you find him uh she's a good body yes does some work for me here and there no no well he's a nice guy he does work he's not so nice guy he's pretty You hired him? Well, he's a nice guy. He does work. He's not too expensive. He's a nice guy?

He's pretty nice. He's a fucking freak, bro. He's a good guy. He's a nice freak? Look, he's looking at you. I know. I have a funny feeling he's going to be looking at me for the entire show. You want to start the podcast?

You know how to stand there. I have to introduce you. Stand right behind the middle camera. Go ahead. You got to stand right there. My legs are aching. Right there. Right there. Because I got to introduce you in the co-host. I have a introduce you. Stand right behind the middle camera. Go ahead. You guys stand right there. My legs are aching. Right there. Because I got to introduce you in the co-host.

Both of my legs. I have a torn ACL. I can't get up. You have to stand there. What are you guys doing back there? Come up in the front. Daniel, get on camera here. I promise you camera time, bro.

Schultz, you can... Can you bring in my assistant, Schultz? Okay. Are the cameras on? Yeah. Okay. Hey, you need anything? No, Joltz? Okay. Are the cameras on? Yeah. Okay. Hey, you need anything? No, I'm good for now.

Just stand and hang out, okay? All right. Thank you, Playboy. That's Mason. He's my assistant. He's Mason? Yeah. He came in a yellow Hummer. Yeah, I know.

Nice Hummer. Yeah, it's Hulk Hogan's old Hummer. Hulk Hogan? Okay, one sec. Let me check something. Yeah, go ahead. I want to bring something real quick. Okay, go ahead. wanna bring something and then whispering

can you scoot over to that side? We got viral flooring in here? Viral flooring. Let's get him in here. Get him in the fuck house. Get him in the fuck house. Is that what you call it? Fuck house.

By the way, I don't know if you can tell from the way he looks, but at some point this guy's going to steal from you. No, I was thinking more him. So be careful. Who, him? Are they both going to steal? He's never stolen a thing in his life okay we're starting like this you can sit down while we start it okay guys we're here with matana vinyl flooring we're here in the cut here in the house playboy guess what we got the two smiling cats back there mr wiggles and um that guy we're having a blast.

Wait, hold on. Wait, wait. Stand there for one sec. Come in. No, no. Wait, wait. Stand there one second. I'm going to introduce you.

Come in. No, no. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It's my show. Come in here. No, no.

Hold on. Stay right there. Stay right there. Oh, the bug-eyed freak. Is he on camera right now? No, no. He's not. Okay, good.

Wait, wait. You got to get this fucking guy. All right. I'm going to introduce the show. Everybody has to be quiet. Hop in here. No, no, no. Stand right there. Come, good. Wait, wait. We gotta get this fucking guy, man. Alright, I'm gonna introduce the show. Everybody has to be quiet. Hop in here, hop in here. No, no, no, stand right there. Come on in.

I gotta start the show. Come on in. Everybody stay right there. Schultz, can we get hair and makeup in here? Come on in, brother. How you doing, man? Nice to see you. Thank you, sir.

Alright, stand all the way in the back right there. Just chill right there. We're good for now, but I might need a cappuccino later. Okay, let me... Alright, Matan, what's up? Go ahead, bro. Alright, let me introduce it. Go ahead, Matan.

Matan, hit him with the intro, Matan. Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest... Good and high-pitched voice, Matan. We have Sam Hyde. Yes! As our co-host, we have...

Instead of Mike, we have my manager... Viral flooring. Viral flooring. We got Mike Mike with the Chernobyl accident. Mike Mike is outside right here, yeah. It's actually scary. Okay. So we had a minute here because you want to walk into the thing. You had to sit down Mike with the Chernobyl accident Mike Mike is outside right here yeah it's actually scary okay so we had a minute here because you want to walk into the thing you had to sit down because you

said you tore your leg I tore my ACL so we're gonna start you tore your ACL you're being a typical Jew right now I'm not ordering me around brother what is wrong with you regardless we're gonna start here what do you call your show is it the Matan Evans show no just the Matan show the Matan show yeah how Matan show? Yeah. How's it going? Are you getting views? I'm making a little bit of money. Not too much.

You're making money? No. I am proud of you. You're good at what you do. Thank you. I appreciate it. You are legit good at what you do. I have a question for you. I'm not trolling.

You're good at what you do. I have a question. I got a question for you. I have a question for you. What's up? You're going to tear it all down. What's up, bro? You're going to tear the whole ceiling down.

What's your question, Matan? That wasn't a good idea to say somebody much bigger than me. What's up, bro? The whole ceiling is going to fall down. What's up? Let me ask you a question. What's your question, my time? That wasn't a good idea to take somebody much bigger than me. What's up, bro? The whole ceiling's gonna fall down. What's up? Let me ask you a question. What's going on, bro? Because we had to cut out when they walked in because we have to start with the intro.

Yeah. So far, there's two Indian people you hired to show up. So tell the audience a little bit about that. If you have a problem with the race of my crew... No problem. Just why are they here? If you have a problem with me, why is my crew here? Why is your crew here?

You got these little... Back here here fucking smiling We can upload this to YouTube why do you have all LGBTQ people no gay bleep it out No game bleep it out. Just cut that part. You got to cut it gracefully, you know, keep a little bit realistic No, we try to keep the whole thing in. Okay good. That's why so watch your words. Be careful. I will I will we don't want to have to cut stuff out. Got you, bro. No, we try to keep the whole thing in. Okay, good. That's why, so watch your words, be careful. I will, I will. We don't wanna have to cut stuff up. I got you, bro.

Okay, so just introduce yourself, tell everybody a little bit about yourself. You don't wanna get a homie demonetized, and that's for real, okay? Yeah. That's not a troll, you don't wanna. How much are you paying those guys? You don't wanna take...

I read one of their texts, they said 150. Food off of your boy's table. They're each getting 150? We have 20 guys, we're paying 150 each. So you're paying what? $3,000? Is that what the math works out to? You couldn't do that quickly?

I'm not Jewish. I'm not a Jewish rug salesman like you. I never sell a rug. Just like Mike sells houses. I do real estate. I don't sell barrels of dates. So I don't know. No, just real estate.

Anyways, so $3,000 for these guys. Yeah, $3,000. Where are you getting the money to pay? This isn't even your podcast. You're not even making any money from this. I'm making a lot of money. I have sponsors. On my podcast?

Yeah. What's up, guys? Shouts you out. But they're bleeping it. It's being automatically bleeped. Logan Paul Prime Grape Tornado. Best flavor. Thank you so much, Prime.

We love you, KSI. Kick ass, brother. That guy's not even Indian. What's up, Playboy? How you doing? It's good to see you again. What is it you're doing here? I don't need anything right now,

but if you could just stand, stand right there, and you just chill right here in case we need something, okay? I might need my makeup touched up or my hair done or something like that. Thank you, Playboy.

But is it really realistic to give that guy $150 just to stand there? When I get people to stand in my podcast, they don't get paid at all. Like Viral Flooring, my manager, I mean, he gets paid off of my sponsors because he's my manager. Look at this guy's face. He's going to steal from you.

He's going to steal from me? I promise you. He tried. I promise you he's going to steal from you. Another Indian? We're going to run out of space. We're going to run out of space for the camera. He's laughing.

He's breaking. What do you mean space? These are sheets. It expands. No, no. Just stand right here. Stand at the end right there. Hang loose in case I need my hair touched up or something like that.

You have hair? Because you have the Logan Paul frog hat on. I got something cooking here. You have something in there? Yeah. Thank you so much. In a minute though, maybe. Is that the one you use?

Then you don't want to touch any hair. You're not going to use it again. Okay, well, let me start here. Yeah. Let's start the interview. Because you didn't introduce yourself. I'll introduce you. Matan Evans.

No, you need to introduce yourself. Is it Evans? No, just Evan. Evan, Matan Evans. No, S. Matan Evans, keep your eyes on this kid because he does know what he's doing. He's a hot young talent. He's coming for you.

Eric Andre, all right? We know what we're doing here, guys. We're not fucking around. Y' Mattan Evan subscribe. I never seen an Indian guy with neck tattoos. There's a lot of them. Really? Yeah Cuz he Do you have a patreon I'd patreon I don't You should have a patch around where you put wild how much can I make from that a lot? You'll make a lot you have one you'd blow up. Do you we have gumroad we have gumroad what's that one what does it make enough to pay 3 000 indians hey what's up man do you want to just have him just chill right here

in case i need a water or something i'll have you go out but you can just hang loose right here for now you want to just sit down sit on the floor you don't have to do what he says man you can just stand however we're not going to pay you the 150 unless you sit on the floor he's not paying you i'm paying you you can stand there it's cool on the floor this guy has some chin to israel versus india who's going to win this battle the power of 1 billion or the power of 1 billion dollars that's a tough one okay well i'm gonna we still haven't even got to the introduction i have to say this is matan evan no watching you said that already all right this is sam hyde is the best show on the internet he's an aspiring comedian guy you said the first

what firing to be a comedian one day so this is the question I wanted to start off years old right now maybe one day when I'm 50 I'll be a funny comedian hopefully what fire to it what qualities are stopping you from becoming as successful of a comedian as Joe Rogan need more physical muscle and body mass I need to grow but you're physically bigger than Joe Rogan. Need more physical muscle and body mass. I need to grow. But you're physically bigger than Joe Rogan. I need to be physically three times as big as Joe Rogan.

That guy's not Indian. I need to, he's homeless. Hey, what's up, man? How you doing, playboy? This is not Indian at all. Just chill wherever you want, wherever you can find space, just hang loose and. But now he's just in the middle of the shot.

I might need you to run for food at some point and get us a pizza or something like that. But we're good for now. He's good. What was your question? Get as big as Joe Rogan. I need to get three times as big as him physically in order to get one times as big as him culturally. Do you think he's a funnier comedian than you?

I think he is a funnier comedian than me. Really? His jokes hit harder. They're high impact. So you're saying that your jokes are just like the edgy ones, but his jokes are... Mine are just edgy.

And his are well thought out and fun. His are brilliant. I love Joe Rogan. Yeah, me too. Would you ever consider running for some... You actually love Joe Rogan? Oh yeah, why not? I do too.

I thought you were joking. No, he's... I think he's... I think he's one of the most important people in the world, actually. Culturally. Oh, really? Yeah, of course.

I mean, how can you deny that? Oh, I love Joe Rogan. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Another one? Oh, this was the first one that showed up before you got here. Step on in here, bro. Just find some space and hang loose. We'll be done in a minute.

No, you can't stand there. No, no, that's in the middle shot. No, no. Come here. Come over to me and then kneel down. Just like... Nothing right now, but I'm okay. I'm okay, but I'll let you know if I need anything.

Well, scoot this way a little bit. You're in the middle of the shot. This is crazy. How did you find these people? India. You got them from India? You flew them out? Yeah, I went there to do a color run recently and these were the guys that were throwing the colored flower. What's that one?

Can I get you anything? I'm okay for now, but thank you so much. Okay. Thank you, brother. That's the most Indian one yet. Oh, he left. Oh, come on in here. Come on in though. Wait, wait, wait. Go right there. Just hang loose in the corner or something. We're good.

Wow. Wait one second. I'm gonna put my phone on vibrate good idea all right we're gonna move to the next one oh don't drink that on the podcast oh fuck are you serious i don't want it because i don't want to blow it. I don't want the brand on it or anything That's why Why didn't pay your ass? No um Well, they did pay taxes. Let's go to Israel

Let's see, I'm trying to think of what's question to start off there's just start this interview at some there's so many Indian people What's up, Chad? No, I'm okay. This is Chad, Mason, Braden, Bradley, Asher, Scott. Wrong names. Those are just white names. What? It's supposed to be like...

Are you racist? Oh, no, that's Armenian. Are you racist? That guy's not even Indian. That's like Juan. Bro, are you racist? That's Juan right there. You're not Bagali.

Are you racist? That's Bagali right there. Are you implying that certain people have names that sound a certain way? Well, he's just part of the culture. Dude, don't ever say that. Oh, real quick. Viral flooring. We're giving him some food.

Oh, feed this guy before he steals more from you. Why do you think he would steal from me? Because look at his fucking face, dude. But that's my manager. Your manager's a notorious thief. Give him access to your bank account. See how that works. Do you have a manager? Yeah, I have a manager. But why, yeah, your manager's a notorious, give him access to your bank accounts, you know how that works.

Do you have a manager? Yeah, I have a manager. But why is he not stealing from you? Because he's got pure, perfect, non-thieving phenotype. It's this guy right here. That's not your manager. Can we see, is his face on frame? Make sure you get him in the shot here.

This is my manager right here. I gave him access to my bank accounts. Is he in frame? Wow, two at once. Hey, pipsqueak. Hey, shithead, is he in frame? Okay, this is my manager. I gave him access to my bank accounts. Is he in frame Wow to it. What's week? Hey shithead is he in frame? Okay. This is my manager. I gave him access to my bank account and all my email accounts You got well, it's rusted with my life. It's kneel down. So the middle cameras not blocked What's up? This is Tyler. He do man. That's not Tyler and Taylor. Actually their brother Tyler and Taylor

Yeah, they have a little bit of a different look He looks what is that supposed to mean? He looks like he's from India and he looks like he's from Pakistan I actually know is with you What is with you and this is the most racist guy I've ever I'm not racist at all. I love all people Yeah, you that's typically. Okay, whatever I'm okay for now, but thank you so much. Thanks, Braden That got no name Braden Regardless we have to move on I have have to ask you- We gotta start this interview at some point.

Now it started, I did the intro, but we really need to start asking real questions. Go ahead. You're trying to delay it with all these people. You're trying to gerrymander me into a new district right now. Not at all. You're trying to twist my own words

and use them against me. Do you think we should sell California back to a Mexican? I think at some point it's inevitable that we sell California back to somebody. I was thinking the Persians though. Why the Persians?

We'd get more money. There'd be more Ferraris, more dates, more Medjool dates. Like one of those? He's Persian. Yeah. My manager's Persian.

The only problem is there'd be a tremendous amount of theft going on. I was going to ask him to fill it up. With tap water? Thanks. No, we have,

what is it called? Like Happy Boy steak? Ooh, Happy Boy? I forget what it? Thanks. No, we have what is it called? Like Happy Boy steak? Ooh, Happy Boy? I forget what it's called. No, no. It's not water. You'll see in a minute. Happy Boy? You'll see what it is in a minute. Do you have a sponsor yet? I don't have any. You don't have any sponsors? I'm not really making too much money. You will. One day?

Just stay consistent. Do you think one day you'll be able to make as much money as me or no? I think that you'll be huge if you stay consistent. You'll make a fuckload of money if you stay consistent. You think one day you'll be able to make as much money as me or no? I think that you'll be huge if you stay consistent. You'll make a fuckload of money if you stay consistent. See, I would have got this many for a different guy. I just don't even know how to find this many Pakistani and Indians. That guy is not even Indian. He's trying not to laugh at that.

You're not Indian at all. He's Indian. You want us to sell Mexico back to you? That guy is straight from Mexico. How did you get in here? He got here via India. You don't even... Your accent, no good.

No good. No English. No good. Why are you pestering him? Why are you bothering him? Because he looks the funniest. Do I bother your staff? I like his look more than him

because he just looks like... He doesn't want to be here. He just looks anxious. Now, are these guys... Are their faces on camera? Are their faces on camera? Yeah faces on camera okay it's on camera because these guys are all they're all you're gonna get to get to look who said that one is damiel on camera get damiel in there will you guys uh this is a good question yeah hold on i need to read this don't interrupt if somebody put a i't interrupt. If somebody put a...

I like this show. If somebody put a gun to your head... If somebody put a gun to your... I don't know about... How many times? Bedsheets. Probably 50. You need to let me...

You need to let me at least ask the question. Are you 16? Yeah. And you're telling me to shush? You need to. Because I need to get the question out. If somebody put a gun to your head and said the only way they wouldn't kill you was if they should it was if you shot Yourself in the head. What would you do?

I'd fucking snap that gun right out of their hands. No, but you can't I'm tricky not possible I have Krav Maga. Do you know what that is? You can you are he has your hand you can push the ice See I got you. No, you didn't know I caught it. You tried to give me the ice. I could have got you pull the trigger I'm trying to let you do that. I got you again. I got you again I would have got you don't ever do that to me. You don't ever touch me I would have got you again my eyes my time, but that's probably my guy right now I'm telling you the gun was held in my head. I would snap it out of the guys It's the question is flawed. I'm Kob you, if a gun was held to my head, I would snap it out of the guy's hand. No, but you can't. That's not the question. The question is flawed.

I'm Kobayashi Maru-ing the situation. Listen. What does that word mean right there? I've had a gun to my head several times. Each time I was able to snap it around and point it at the guy in the first place. I would have got you again in the eyes. I'm letting you. I have eye armor on.

Are you kidding me? See, but I blocked it. You didn't block it. I moved away. I would have got it. You would have ended up hitting me right here. You turned your head like a pussy. You bought me another two millis. Look, you're flinching right now. What's wrong with you? I would have got you again. I blocked it. You didn't block it. I moved away. I would have got it. You would have ended up hitting me right here. You turned your head like a pussy. No.

You bought me another two millis. Look, you're flinching right now. What's wrong with you? I would have got you again. I would then... Okay. I can't move. I would have got you again.

How many more? I don't know. Don't kick. Again. Oh, no kicking. Don't kick. Huh? Huh?

Now, as to your question. Yeah, about the gun. If there was a gun to my head. But just entertain the hypothetical. Here's a hypothetical. What if there's... What if there's... What if there's...

I always wanted to push someone by the neck. Everybody's pointing. Hey, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, get this out of here. Get it out of here. Mike, Mike. No, no, get it out of here! Thank you. There's a fight going on between my guy and your Indian guy. That's why I brought 20 Indians.

Do you remember what his name was? Do you remember what you named him? Yeah, Brayden. Nope, that wasn't Brayden. Were you pointing at Taylor and Tyler? Oh, that's a nice trick, but not working. Ah, nice trick. What the fuck, dude?

Your crew is so ratchet, bro. Yeah, because I don't have... They're like little elf demons. I don't have $3,000 to spend on them. They're like little demonic elves. How many more did you want to come to get? When you get some money, fire these guys and hire some real power, some Indians. Why are they real power but not those guys?

Because India is the number one growing superpower in the world. In 20 years, they're going to rule the land. But that's just because there's so many of them yes but they're gonna have to point proven yeah i know i got 20 of them in a room with you right now do you feel safe pretty safe that that guy's not indian at all that guy's just a white snake yeah he's homeless well i've had a homeless guy we paid him 150 to waste his entire day he'll put his fingers in your mouth if i tell him to. No. Yes, he will.

Oh, he will. You're going to have homeless folks. He's behind us right now. Is that my homeless guy or your homeless guy looking for the bathroom? My homeless guy doesn't get allowed in the studio. My guys are going to be filling the studio with piss in about 30 seconds. Here he is. Here's the homeless guy.

What's up, Playboy? How you doing? I'm okay for now, but thank you so much. Oh, he's supposed to be Indian, too? This is Mike. That guy's not Indian. This is mike you stole michael ho's name he can't be here today feel free to use the bathroom it's right behind us mike he's gonna pee on the floor this isn't my studio this is the first time i've ever been here you can afford to play it for it to be cleaned here it'll be fine wait listen i want to hear if he's actually gonna piss

is there another guy behind the wall? We got him. Oh, he's back. Okay. What else you got? What other questions? Where's he going? He's making himself comfortable.

You can sit on his lap, Mike. You can sit on his lap, Mike. Viral flooring. Oh, you want me to... I want to ask you a question about viral. Go ahead. He's, um... What's it called? He's selling viral floors. Yeah. And you want to buy I want to ask you a question about viral go ahead. He's um What's it called? He's selling viral floors. Yeah, and you want to buy any no

Why not because I got floors, but the years aren't viral mine are mine are extra good floors They're good floors, but they're not gonna go viral. There's nothing viral about them You don't need everything to go viral. That's a lesson for you young man Oh, I'm not the one selling every single thing to go viral Okay, sometimes you seem to sit down and do a quality interview without gimmicks sometimes it's about the conversation sometimes it's about making people happy and getting to the real factual information okay you're gonna break this guy's studio so it it's a fucking new year light from eBay. It's $70. Who gives a fucking shit?

I don't have 70 bucks. The fucking, the Pakistani guys that owns this place. Sometimes it's about doing a quality interview without a bunch of hocus pocus going on in the background. All right, fine. Trying to be funny. How about this? Trying to be funny by bringing in 20 Indians. These guys stay here?

They're staying here. They're staying here after I leave no I know but all right this have all of them have a home but let's do a serious interview let's get serious in here yep go ahead they're getting aggressive with each other listen it's tight quarters it's like a train it's like an Indian train they have to get aggressive to get make space you know what I mean that's just how it be. You can have some bread. Yeah, of course. Here, have some cheese and some cranberries. Almonds, here.

I'm good for now. Thank you so much. Just hang here. Just hang here. We're good to go. Stand right here. Yep. What else you got, Matan? How about this? They all stay here. We need to become serious to interview. I'm going to ask a serious question. You give me a serious question. I've been in serious mode for two minutes and 45 seconds. All right, let's ask you a serious one.

I got another seven minutes of serious mode. Would you ever consider running? Maximize on that and go serious mode. Why is your guy taking fucking flip cameras of me, man? All right, would you ever... I'm sorry. I didn't realize there was no film in here. Would you ever consider running for some sort of political office?

Yeah, of course. Which one? President. But you're not going to win. Of India. Go eat that. And I just did win. President of India.

You won president of India? Yes, they support me. You need to make a different joke off the podcast. I support them. Say something besides Indians. It's not a joke. It's going to get stale if you keep talking about these Indian people.

It's not going to get stale. It's going to get better. It's going to get stale for a little bit, but then it's gonna ramp back up and get even better and more intense. You wanna eat one of these things? When we double down the dirty snacks? Yeah, that sounds good.

How much extra does he have to pay you to eat? What else we got? What else we got? Stop fucking with my boys here who I've known for life. I've known these guys for 15 years. Stop fucking with them. Do you need anything? Disrespecting.

That's a fake fucking Indian accent. I'm good, brother. you look like you should give a real one that's not real i've known these guys for 20 years matan stop disrespecting him don't touch his eye what are you sick what are you sick i'm using that move you told me what are you the villain from the sherlock holmes oh i have a question about that sick Indian style. Bastard. Yes, thank you, brother. That's Indian style? Oh, yeah. What'd you do? We got the goop scoop. We all just take our hand and eat.

Shout out to... What else? What else you got, baby? Um, let me see which one. Come forward. You're fucking breaking the wall. You know how much that cost? You're paying150, motherfucker.

This guy got bored. He's on his phone. This guy got tired. All right, I got to get to a serious question. I had a good one. Did you guys get the homeless guy writing with cheese? Are you going to watch the Daily Wire version of The Boys where Ben Shapiro plays Homelander? Homeless guy writing with cheese. Are you going to watch the Daily Wire version of The Boys where Ben Shapiro plays Homelander?

Hell yeah, man. You would watch that one? Lady Ballers is the best movie of the last 10 years. What? The movie's unbelievable. What's the movie called? Lady Ballers. Have you seen it? What's that movie about?

It's a Daily Wire movie. It's about... It's so good, man. It's about... It's so good, man. It's about these guys that just... They act like... And I forgot what the rest is about. I'm going to get it in his ear. That's...

It's your prerogative. Do not knock on him. You should... I got to go eat. What else you want? What else you got? We have two minutes. We haven't even got through one page. We got like ten minutes. I have to eat or I'm gonna pass out. Then eat some of this, man.

I'm not eating this. This is expensive. Your guy made a mess, but we even brought a steak. You got steak? We had a steak right there. You had a steak? How does that help me? You can have the rest. You had a steak. You had a Hungry Man TV dinner? How is that supposed to help me? If you wanted it. No, no. Don't do that. You had a Hungry Man TV dinner. How was that supposed to help me? If you wanted it.

No, no, don't do that. These guys are going to be unhappy. Nope. Who's going to be unhappy? No, no, don't do it. Who? Who's going to be unhappy, my man? I wasn't hungry after all, it turns out.

Turns out I found a little bit of extra energy. I wasn't hungry I'm okay. I can go another 30 minutes another 30. What's up? Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby Let's go do it really hard. I want to see oh, you know what actually the tables gonna break. Mm-hmm This happened too many times. It's not breaking down. I don't want to hurt this guy's head. Oh Now we have to buy another one a full this is a $400 table we have to buy another one Where'd you find this outside Home Depot? Dude All right, let's continue Number of characters don't laugh. I'm not doing a character.

You have 40 Indian people here. You're fucking homeless and this guy... Don't mess with Damien. He's a street fighter. This guy? Yeah. He'll whip your ass.

I don't even want to touch that to throw at him. He'll whip your ass, bro. Um. I don't know. I don't even want to touch that to throw at them. They'll whip your ass, bro. I don't know. I don't know which question is right for this moment. You stated that in the past you've donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to the black community. Mm-hmm.

Scholarships. What, Jay, is such a strong connection to them? Scholarships. For you or for them? I gave a $45,000 donation to a black man who tried to rob me so that he could go to Yale University. But why would you give him money? And build planes because I believed in him.

And because I believed in this nation. But why didn't, who's clapping? That guy's not Indian at all. You know, I knew something was up. You know how? How's that? Because I got here at 12 o'clock. You're supposed to get here at 1. And then at 12.15, this guy Indian shows up.

And he comes in the building. And he says, where's Alex? I go, Alex? Who's that? He goes, Alex Schultz. I go, oh, yeah, because I put the dot. It's your guy. I said, come and sit here. And he sat there. shows up and he comes in the building and he says where's alex i go alex who's that he goes alex schultz i'll go oh yeah because i put the dot it's your guy i said come and sit here and he sat there we gave him some food and water you you clothed and did you clothe him and shelter he showed up in like we didn't have a shirt on we gave him that but you so you clothed and sheltered him too

yeah we were nice to him not bad but yeah yeah but i mean they were like and then i saw like nine of them outside but this is way more than i thought they would be yeah we got a few of them coming in the more of them there's more yeah what are you gonna do with them after where are you gonna go it's not my problem it's la's problem okay they're gonna be they're gonna hit the streets they're gonna create a problem for other people not for me okay oh yeah what is slurpee do you own one of those 7-elevens or you just you just have it memorized a homeless mexican 2 for 99! 2 for 99! 2 for 99! 2 for 99! 2 for 99! 2 for 99! 2 for 99! 2 for 99! 2 for 99! 2 for 99! 2 for 99! into the mic how about three for 99 don't encourage him yes in the name of Allah it's a little smelly in here I know you should have thought that one through or that was your plan it was my plan but I didn't know what I was probably have like an afro right now

okay you're good all right let's. Do you think that teachers should be... No, no, that was... Yes. Teachers contribute nothing to society. They are scum. They are human scum. They should be deported to the moon. Teachers suck. Is that guy like shitting in front of the camera? What is that guy doing?

Just let him practice his culture, man. But he's like not a comedian, so how did he even think to start shitting in front of... He's doing something that comes very naturally to him. This is a crazy podcast, man. Okay, well, let's ask another one. Yeah. Would you be interested in helping me find a new sport where we take small foreign children and see who can make shirts faster?

Sure. Yeah? Shirtballing. Shirtballing? Something like that something like that they doing with the ball they're using the balls who like form as a physical form to put the fabric over while they stitch it up quickly who do you think what country or what country do you think the World Cup of shirt Malaysians Malaysian Asia sure what do you think Malaysian Malaysians okay we'll agree to disagree who's Joe huh who's Joe Rogan's favorite comedian besides Joe Rogan probably Shane Shane

yeah who's she living probably Shane Shane Gillis your friend with that guy dead probably someone like George Carlin or something George Carlin yeah your friend with Shane Gillis I like Shane Shane. I love Shane Gillis. I think he's very funny. George Lopez? George Lopez? Yeah, George Lopez. He is very funny.

Yeah, he is. You guys aren't supposed to like George Lopez. He's not... See, now he forgot that he's supposed to be Indian. But he's 2 for 99. Dave Cepeda. No, he's the... You guys look similar, but he's better at his job.

Here, say it again. I like that line. Oh, hilarious? No, the one about the 7-Eleven one, remember? Oh. When the homeless try to act. 99. Three for 99?

Yes, better. Homeless improv. That's awesome. Funny for 15 seconds, then grating and annoying. I'm getting stressed out here, man, with all these people. No, you're good, bro. Trust me. Chakras.

Chakras? Yes. I, you're good, bro. Trust me. Chakras. Chakras? Yes. I think you're ready for India now. Guys, is the red light the one that's recording? This is like my warning. This is like a warning, stay out! Or something bad's gonna happen. Can we get Chris Lindsten to sound effects?

Do you consider your... Oh, actually, no, I have a question. Do we have the JBL? Oh, that would be so funny. You need to interact with me and stop talking to these people. They're just filming. What's up? You know Shane Gillis?

Yeah. Can you get him on my podcast? Probably not. Do you consider yourself to be a controversial person? No. Why not? Because I'm just trying to make people happy. What are you trying to do?

Are you trying to make people happy? Or are you trying to start shit? Making money. You're trying to make money? Is that controversial? Not really, because everybody... No, everybody tries to make money. But you're not trying to make people happy? Or are you trying to start shit? Making money. You're trying to make money? Is that controversial? Not really, because everybody wants to make money. No, everybody tries to make money. But you're not trying to make money.

I'm trying to make people happy. How much money do you make? A fuckload. How much? Millions, why? Not true. How much, what's your net worth? Like, double digit millions?

Double, so like 10 million? Over that, yeah. Do you need anything? I'm okay, thank you, brother. Do you need anything? I'm okay, thank you, brother. Makeup? Not yet, not yet. Can you call me in here? I might need hair and makeup later,

but I'm okay right now. How about two for 99? Could use two for 99 later. Is he done? He left? His time's up? Where's the Slupy? Oh, he's talking to you.

Damien's probably going to get a sock full of nickels to. He's a street fighter. Is that going to get a sock full of nickels to s***. He's a street fighter. Is that how much you're paying that guy? I didn't do nothing. You're doing nothing? No. You're losing focus right now.

I'm losing focus. You're losing control of the interview. This is unbelievable. You've got a paper with questions on it in front of you. But you're not answering them. I'm trying my best. You're doing a bad job. It's your job as an interviewer to steer the interviewee. If I'm doing a bad job, it's because you're doing a bad job.

Nope. Sir. Okay, what if I go on an interview and just start fucking spitting at the host? Nothing I can do, right? Did I spit at you? No, I'm giving an example. Brother. Fuck you.

Let me ask the next question. Brother, I'm trying to make this interesting for you. And all you're doing is grinding it to a halt by talking about 2 for 99. You're chanting Indian number one. All this bullshit. Stay on track. Come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

I like this guy. Stay on track. All right, I'll go to the next one. Let me go to the next one. Do you think it would be culturally appropriate if I grew out cornrows and started hanging out in Inglewood? Hell yeah, dog. It's culturally appropriate? Hell yeah.

So no good. It's awesome. But you just said it's not good. It's culturally appropriation. Oh, I would. It's culturally appropriate? Hell yeah. So not good? It's awesome. But you just said it's not good, it's culturally appropriation. Oh, I would say it's culturally appropriate. Oh, I said, okay. I wouldn't say appropriation, I would say it's badass. Let me see your hair.

I got a little piece of the fuzz right there. That's my hair. Your hair is yellow. My hair is yellow fuzz. Really disgusting. When was the last time you took a shower? Never. You've never taken a shower?

I didn't even wash my mother's off me when I came out of the womb. Haven't taken a shower ever, my dude. It's called paleo. That's just fucking disgusting. It's called Jordan B. Peterson carnivore diet. Oh, he's a good guy. Don't wash your asshole. He knows who that is.

You know him? I had him on the podcast last week. You had Jordan B. Peterson? No, of course not. No, you didn't. No one could do this podcast. Who's the biggest person you had? Not me.

No, you're like number seven. We had Long Neck. Who's Long Neck? Oh, the guy from the meme? No, he's... This guy is Long Neck and... I don't know. He got pissed off and left.

Okay. Who else did you get this big? But he's actually redoing the podcast today. Who'd you get this big? Long Neck is really famous. He got pissed off and left. Okay. Who else did you get this big? But he's actually redoing the podcast today. Who'd you get this big? Longneck is really famous. He has like 8 million followers. 8 million, you know, these guys. No, no, they're not.

You go on his TikTok, it's all Indian flags in the comments. No, they're from Asia, his followers. Can you pull up Longneck on your phone? Can I see him? You can look it up, I guess. I don't want to do that. I don't want to give you access to my phone. It's a bad idea.

Just pull up Longneck and show it to me. No, I know where I don't want to do that. I don't want to give you access to my phone. It's a bad idea. Just pull up Long and show it to me. No. I know where that goes to. Who is Long Neck? He'll be here soon. You'll meet him. He's not famous. I'm not going to meet him either.

He's... He's not famous, dude. Who's the biggest person? You've had someone on here who's big. I can't be the biggest. Maybe, um... I had Adam 22. You had Adam 22?

How'd that go? Oh, no good. No good? He left. He left? Yep. What'd you do to him? Not much, I just...

Is that him? That's him. That's not a famous person, bro. Are you serious? No. That guy has 8 million just on Instagram. Yeah, because he's a freak. It's like a carnival sideshow.

That's not like a real interview. You know, why don't we just get Mike Mike in here to stand with the Indians? Mike Mike, get in here. Oh, man. You should just have Mike Mike say he's long neck. The same thing. Just stand in there. Just get inside the Indian circle.

You can touch him. He doesn't want to make contact with... He doesn't want to touch. Bro. All right, what else you got, Matan? contact with... He doesn't want to touch. Bro. Alright, what else you got, Matan? Alright, let's move on to the next one. Let's haul ass here.

Are you in a rush or something? I do have to go in a little bit. I'm going to try to give you as much time as I can, but I do have to go. Okay, what's your relationship with... What's your relationship like with IDUBS nowadays? I think that everybody deserves a chance at redemption. You think he deserves one? Yes. But what's the issue with him?

I don't have an issue with him. So why would he need redemption in the first place? Well, have you seen him lately? I don't keep up with him. I heard that his girlfriend cheated on him or something. Well, check him out because he needs redemption. But I think that everybody deserves a chance at redemption. What about Hasan Piker?

You have history with that guy? For sure, yeah. He definitely... He deserves redemption? Yeah. Because I met him before. He started running away. You did?

I met him. He literally started running down the street. Yeah. He left his dream on some guy who's really bad at writing movies for like eight minutes while he ran away. I wonder how many of these guys really are just Mexican like you. Dude, you don't want to step to a homeless Mexican. Why? What can happen?

Fucking Hep C. Do you think the police should treat people differently depending on their race? Yes. Why? If you pulled up in a car full of four black guys at night and you asked them to roll their window down. I go, yo, what's up, homies? Let's's get something to eat yeah dog what do you think would happen they go get in and then i hang out with them i love black people me too that's that's actually what would happen no you're

implying that they would be violent but they wouldn't they're good people okay you're racist guy okay are you a racist i got racial hang-ups you got what i got racial hang-ups. You got what? I got racial hang-ups. Oh. If I pick up the phone and it's Indian, I hang up. Clearly not. Well, sometimes I make the call. Sometimes I'm the one making the call. Actually, no. It was your producer guy who did this. Yeah.

What a disaster. He sent them... You know, one of them gave me their phone. I was reading the message before you came here. He sent them like a copy pasta. It was like, meet me here at 1 o'clock for $ for 150 dollars yeah that's how you hire 30 people to do something your producer is like happy like he got so many yeah dude yeah all right let's go to another one can we do three more and then call it quits no we need to go more you have nowhere to be that's more productive than this.

I'm okay. Can you get me something? Can you get me a water? Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Go get some. Hey, what's our run time right now? How long have we been going? Thank you.

Fucking asshole. Over 30? Why have we been going? Thank you. Fucking asshole. Over 30? Why did you flinch? Were you there 44 minutes? All right, do three more questions, bro. Three more? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. You got 44 minutes. That's good, right? No, the podcast usually go for like four hours. But we can cut it short if you have somewhere to be. You're too scared to keep going. I'm just... I'm too scared to keep... Can I do the makeup?

No, man. Are you like... scared to go keep going. I'm just I'm too sorry No, man, are you like? Anyways, let's move on like support. Thank you To take support I like how you talk you look so funny guy Say that That's my favorite one from you so far I'm gonna hang up The funny guy No you're not funny But you're not funny You don't have a funny look or anything

You look like an idiot Not at all My hair looks a little bit stupid But that's a whole different level right there. Is that a Beavis from Burkitt? Say it again? Is that a Beavis from Burkitt? Matan, you're doing improv back and forth with actual homeless people and it's just...

You don't like it? It's grinding to a halt right now, bro. Okay, fine. We'll move on back with the questions again. I guess it's Beavis. What is that even referring to? You know... Beavis. again I just say be bus you know this is why they don't have homes be this and bye bye bye bye I think he needs to eat us you're not funny just the fat guys anyways let's move on

three more? four more? let's do four more let's do three more we'll settle on three now the whole wall is falling over ah that is disgusting you got steak juice on the ceiling

sorry um What do you think is the number one issue Facing people in Somalia today? Low IQ Low IQ? Yeah They're not the lowest They're pretty low

What is the number? I think it's like 65 or something No, no, that's like Nepal But I've already talked too much about Nepal's IQ on podcasts They're pretty low. What is the number? I think it's like 65 or something. No, no, that's like Nepal But we I've already talked too much about Nepal's IQ on podcasts. Can you look up you look up Somali an average IQ real quick? What do you think the number one issue facing Somalia is? Oh nothing. I think they're good Why don't you go there and do your podcast from there? Um, I Don't want to mess with their culture Yeah

They're good as they are their culture is so good and so refined that you don't you actually almost don't want to mess with their culture yeah they're good as they are their culture is so good and so refined that you don't you actually almost don't want to go there and screw it up yeah I don't want to intrude on their their abilities to create a country that's funny that's not funny I wasn't even do I was getting that charges up before his joke. Do you think the teacher should be allowed to teach critical race theory to preschoolers? Yeah, they should teach it to infants. But the infants won't get it.

Well, preschoolers wouldn't get it. But they'll take something away from it. The only way you would get it is if you're bipolar. Are you either of those two? Not yet. You look a little bit like one of the first ones. One of the first ones? Does it start with a G?

You look like Logan Paul with the hat. Yeah. Is that what you were going for? Yeah. I was trying to look like a gay guy today. Like gay Logan Paul? Like gay Logan Paul. Yeah.

That's my hero. My hero is hypothetical gay Logan Paul. So you're just trying to be like him? Yeah. But you need to be your own person. No. You just want to be like... I need to be gay Logan Paul in order to feel like a success just what you know logan paul will never make

a collaboration with me now because what you just said i have no gay logan paul would i won't even get mike do you bleep the word gay for middle eastern audiences um do you have a separate upload for the arab world yeah yeah that's wise But it's not like I'm gonna make... It's too early. I'm not gonna make that much money from there anyways. One day we're gonna go over there and we're gonna set things straight

and make them accepting of LGBTQ. But for now, we need to not ever broach that subject to the Arab world. I think it's important to give them their space. No phone? That's hands off, bro. Okay.

He was okay with it, that's why. The old running the actual homeless guy's pockets trick. Always a good idea. This one had a phone. It has syringes, too. Oh, I should wash my hands. Do you have a phone on you? I'm a ton.

He's getting a phone call. Where are you calling? Huh? That is Obama phone. Yeah. Look at his wallpaper. Who's that? That's this guy.

Give him his phone back. He'll get it at the end of the interview Hurry up I don't even think I have anything left Let me check it out You want to wrap it? Well if I have something left, I'll ask it. Let's cut this part out.

I think the momentum is sort of dwindling down. Dwindling? I ran out of questions. That's why. We should try to get a high-energy closing. Oh, you want to cut it to something else? Yeah. All right.

Yeah. How about this? Well, actually, I'll cut this out. We actually have Long Neck showing up in like five minutes. Okay. So you probably say something about you're really excited to meet Long Neck and like you're a big fan. For sure. Say it. Say it. We're going to cut to this say something about you're really excited to meet Long Neck and like you're a big fan. For sure.

Say it, say it. We're going to cut to this. Guys, I'm really excited to meet Long Neck. I can't believe that this guy's actually here. I can't believe there's an actual circus freak who has eight billion Brazilian followers. No, no, no. He won't come on the podcast.

Go Brazil. Go Brazil. Brazilian flag. Brazilian flag. Brazilian flag. Brazilian flag skull. Brazilian flag. Go Brazil, Brazil best. That's what his account is.

In case you ever wonder why someone like Long Neck has 8 million followers, it's because there's 8 million Brazilians who have infinite time, and they're just scrolling their phone looking for circus freaks. Go Brazil, Brazilian flag, Brazil, skull, Brazilian flag. That's what you get with long neck. This guy is a high prestigious celebrity. We're getting him on right now. Oh, your long neck's coming in.

He's got a long neck. He has a long neck. He's got an IQ of 95. Not lower. I can't wait to see this guy. Trust me, when you get a load of how long his neck is, you're going to have a video that's going viral. Like viral flooring.

Viral flooring. The thief. We'll catch you guys next time. Mat evan it's been real show savage tune in subscribe follow this young man help him check out next week for long neck help this kid get to the next level guys keep watching him through the ups and downs okay he's young but he's he's working hard out here folks peace india number one all right india number one india. Peace. India number one. All right. India number one. India number one. India number one.

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