The Matan Show - WorldOfTShirts Crashes Out After Matan Tells Him To Put The Fries In The Bag

Episode Date: April 13, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest we have World of T-shirts, please welcome in. Hi, I'm the one and only, only World of T-shirts. For today's co-host, please welcome in Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. By the way, Josh, can you please pull the mic closer to you? So you can talk into it throughout the interview. Mike, can you get up please and start dancing? Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Just I'll reintroduce you in. I'll say Mike, Mike, Mike and you'll be dancing? Yes. It's okay if you don't want to. Do you want to? I don't want to dance. No, Mike doesn't want to dance either. Please just in case anybody doesn't know, you tell them a little bit about yourself and all that Yes Tell yeah, tell them a little bit about yourself
Starting point is 00:00:51 Hi, I'm Joshua block aka were the t-shirts I'm an influencer on tick tock and Instagram. I travel the world and make content Instagram I travel the world and make content. You claim that you make 400 grand a year is that enough or you looking to be in the billions? I wanna be rich. You wanna be rich? With all the hate I'm getting I should be making more than 420 a year. More than that? Oh you're making 420 now? 420k a year. Where is the majority of that money coming from from my sponsor?
Starting point is 00:01:29 What is your sponsors? It's the party calm? It's dreaming plan have they paid you any of the money or is just in promises. No, I get paid Every time I like decade. No., whenever I hit my quota I get paid. What is, like your quota, how many hours specifically? Ten hours a week. How much does that equate to? Uh... About, uh, I-I-I shouldn't say the exact amount, but I-
Starting point is 00:01:59 You wanna give a rough estimate? Like, uh, two grand a month-uh, a week. Two grand a week, so that would be like eight grand a month a week two grand a week so that would be like a grant amount times 12 would be like 96,000 a year you're making no because no I make I make 270 grand a year from party from the sponsor or just as a direct you know not counting the hours yeah but I a direct, you know, not counting the hours? Yeah, but I make money from, you know, cameos, my meet and greets in the East Village in Brooklyn and from like merch sales. How much money would you like to have and then you would become satisfied you wouldn't want to make any more?
Starting point is 00:02:43 I'd like to make 20 million dollars a year 20 million what would you use it to kill anybody no I would buy myself my dream mansion your dream mansion where would that be uh Naples Italy oh yeah well okay well I'm sure we'll talk about that later how long is an appropriate time in the corner to punish your kid for ripping his teachers eye out ah if if if I had a kid and he did something to his teacher he ripped their eye out they're blind now in one eye he ate the eye they would be grounded and all summer long. All summer?
Starting point is 00:03:25 And I would and if they're if they're expelled from school, I would send them to wilderness Cam. Wilderness cam do you think that if he took out the teacher's eye It would be fair to go eye for an eye you let the teacher eat his eye all he needed. Well if well if the police are involved and like if the police get involved I would just let them press charges to teach them a lesson. What if the police got mad at you because they said he's like seven years old they said they wanted both of your eyes. No it's not it's not North Korea it's the USA.
Starting point is 00:04:02 No I'm talking in 20 years after kids any kid that assaulted someone they would get juvenile hall for like a few months yeah you keep illegally threatening to sue people how will you react when the police show up to your house and put you in jail forever you will never get out or see the Sun again I would probably off myself if I'm if I have a life sentence. You're gonna take your own life? Yeah I'd rather be in heaven with my family than be rotting in a jail cell the rest of my life. If they know that now should they put you under strict watch or do you think they should
Starting point is 00:04:43 put you under the one that Epstein had? I'm autistic, you know, and like if they arrest me I'll just say that I'm being discriminated against. I don't think that will work. I think if you say that they're gonna bash your head to the window. This is America. There's no capital punishment in New York State, but it's coming Hopefully you don't want capital punishment. No, I don't want to be executed
Starting point is 00:05:13 Okay, well not executed just break like your orbital bone, but it's fine Do you still shit your bed or do you wear diapers now? I don't wear diapers I outgrew my bed wedding youting. You outgrew that? When was the last time that might have happened? Oh when I was 10 years old. 10 years old? And do you know bedwetting is common in young children's but most kids outgrow it during their preteen years. What's a good method to teach a kid not to bed with if they're small enough pick them up and need them if I had A kid and they were bedwetting I would just buy them good nights. You know what nights nights are they're like No, you know you don't know what good nights are they're like
Starting point is 00:06:00 They're like diapers for people that are pop for kids that are potty trained They wear them at night so so that they don't wet the bed What if you get a strongman one of the world's strongest men to take the kid and rip him in half? No, I don't want if I have a kid. I don't want to kill my kid. Why not? I've never killed anyone in my life and I'll never- You threads into though on some of the streams when you got angry? It's just... It's just a deterrent.
Starting point is 00:06:31 I would never actually kill them. So it's not a real thread? You just want them to leave? Yeah. It's an empty thread. I would never actually murder someone. Is your content secretly Russian propaganda meant to sway Americans into supporting Russia no I've never even said the word Russia in
Starting point is 00:06:50 any of my there's one that you said you just said it now but I wanted the books I've never mentioned anything about politics or Russia in my video no no but indirectly you're doing it without talking about Russia. Maybe your videos are meant to make Americans dumber. I've never, I don't talk about politics. It doesn't have to be politics. Maybe you're encouraging people to drink and scramble their brains. What do you mean? I'm 23 years old. Like...
Starting point is 00:07:21 What do you mean you're 23? I drink. Everybody my age drinks. Do you think you're 23? I drink! Everybody my age drinks. Do you think you're an alcoholic or no? I don't think I'm that bad yet but I think I might have, I might drink too much sometimes. Now what traits would an alcoholic might have that you wouldn't have? Because to me I don't want to make you angry but I feel like you have all of those tendencies come on like I waited till 7 o'clock at night to drink tonight what but what time did you wake up and also you still drank today you know what I mean you didn't it was oh I woke up at like 11 a.m. and I didn't
Starting point is 00:07:59 drink till 7 but you have a whole whiskey right there are you gonna drink the whole thing no I'm just gonna have this mixer that I poured myself just that one cup yeah okay if you were to present a quick and easy solution to fracking what would it be I don't even know what fracking is something political you know maybe about the oils and stuff I say we keep doing it I don't even know what fracking is. Uh, something political, you know, maybe about the oils and stuff. I say we keep doing it. I don't even know what fracking is. Just take a guess, should we keep fracking or stop fracking? Stop.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Okay, well, I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that because fracking- What even is fracking? I don't know what that- Fracking is giving everybody making 420 grand a year an extra million dollars. No, it's fucking not. That's what fracking I don't know what's rocking is giving everybody making 420 grand a year an extra million dollars now it's fucking not that's what fracking are lying know that's really what it is it's a big it's a big political issue because it's so specific to just are small minority even Mike agree with me take a look at him
Starting point is 00:09:00 what the hell I'm gonna Google you're gonna look up fracking it's selling oil stuff bullshit like that and then giving the money to you guys fracking the in the process of injecting liquid at high pressure and to subterranean rocks but yeah they make money off of that and then they would give the money to you to citizens but you said you didn't want to you said to stop fracking i don't know i just think it's bad for the environment what that's an interesting take that's actually maybe what if what if they keep fracking and
Starting point is 00:09:42 they give the money to everybody besides you? No, I won't allow it. What will you do? You know there should be I think gas cars Should be banned. I think I think all cars and train Locomotives should go electric. All electric? Yeah. How did you become such good friends with Mr. Beast?
Starting point is 00:10:10 Beast! Mr. Beast. Beast! Yeah, the YouTuber, the famous one, Mr. Beast? No, he's not Mr. Beast, he's Mr. Beast. Yeah, I know, Mr. Beast. Beast! I don't understand the confusion I think
Starting point is 00:10:26 we're saying the same thing you're mr. base mr. beast mr. base does not mr. beast mr. beast you're saying the same thing though you're saying mr. my friend launch listen to me this is not what's the difference in spelling mr. beast and mr. beast mr. base he called Jason called himself mr. base that is to be marketing technique so he would confuse so that people would confuse him with mr. beast also you're saying that your friend mr. beast his real name is Jason yeah it's not miss he's not mr. beast he's mr. based yeah your friends with mr. bees but his real name is Jason. Yeah, it's not Mr. Beast, he's Mr. BASED. Yeah, you're friends with Mr. Beast, but his real name is Jason.
Starting point is 00:11:09 BASED! What the fuck is this shit? Sorry, I'm getting confused. Are you saying you're friends with Mr. BASED or Mr. Beast? BASED. Mr. Beast? BASED! Okay, we'll move on. If alcohol is so bad, why when you drink it do you stop shaking? I don't really know.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Would that make you think it's a good thing? That's what you told me on the phone on the way here. Yeah, probably because I'm having withdrawal symptoms. I don't know. That's a smart thing. So maybe you should stop drinking? Not stop, but do it in moderation. But you've been saying that for a long time.
Starting point is 00:11:43 It seems you're having trouble in moderation. Maybe block you in a room. It's probably just a phase, you know. Everybody my age has had their alcoholic years. No, no. Maybe they've had alcohol, but not like this. I just have to cut back. That's all.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Now, there's that one guy I was, when I was researching, he tracks how much alcohol you have. Yeah, drink tracker. Yeah, so he calculates some days you're having like 20 to 30 drinks. I mean what- But like- How are you not collapsing flat on your face?
Starting point is 00:12:14 I went 20 hours without drinking. That means I'm not a full-blown alcoholic. When you drink, is he usually with your friend Mr. Beast? I drink sometimes Especially on vacation does mr. Beast usually go with you no He's too busy filming those big videos. No. I I don't want mr. Base to be based I really I don't understand the difference be it's mr. B. B. Yeah mr. be a esteem mr. beast mr. be a se d face oh I get mr. like based mr. beast be beast is be a esteem mr. based is beat- Mr. B-A-S-E-D.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Oh, okay, so you're saying it's the same guy, just he's using a different name sometimes? It's not- No, no. Mr. Beast is not in any way affiliated with Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast- He's not affiliated, he's the same human. It's not the same guy. He's the same guy. No, he's fucking not. He is the same guy.
Starting point is 00:13:23 No, he's not! He's the same guy! No he's fucking not. He is the same guy. No he's not. He's the same guy. No he's not. Just stop it. I'm sorry I'm getting confused. I feel I feel very unsafe in this studio. I apologize I'll cut back on the Mr. Beast stuff. Mr. Beast I mean. I feel very unsafe here like what's gonna happen to me tonight? Well, we've been pretty like calm so far. I don't think we're planning on like I would never touch it Yes, I know like I drink too much alcohol But instead of like abstaining and being completely alcohol free I want to do like I want to like have a notebook
Starting point is 00:14:06 to do like I want to like have a notebook to track it and have like I should write down you know a drinking plan like when I can drink when I but you might go a little overboard you know what I mean maybe one day you'll plan to just have one shot of that whiskey but you might get too tempted to drink the whole thing no I can control it if I want to so why haven't you tried to control it yet it's been a couple years now because I control it if I want to. So why haven't you tried to control it yet? It's been a couple of years now. Because I'm young and I like to drink but when I'm older I'll learn to be to spend more time sober. Yes. Do you ever like I'm not gonna like just give it up forever I'm just gonna as I get older
Starting point is 00:14:42 I'll learn to moderate it more. I don't think you need to give it up but I think that maybe giving it up temporarily altogether might be good for you. Maybe like what a dry January? Yeah but I think when you call it something like that you're almost looking forward to going crazy falling flat on the face February. I think next year I'll do a dry you shouldn't wait till next year though that's in a long time maybe try I could do sober October that's true I mean that's that's also in a long time that's almost I could do sober October you could do that what about sober so sober BSP I mean sober like sober it may Sober May?
Starting point is 00:15:26 That doesn't make sense. Sober October? It rhymes? Yeah, it rhymes. I could try to do sober October. Does it have to rhyme for you to quit drinking alcohol? For a month, yes. That doesn't make any sense though. Why is it rhyming? Why is that mutually exclusive to you? Come on, you know, it's a thing. Sober October, dry January, that's a trend.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Well, I don't think you need to follow that trend, but it's okay. You're not my father. I'm just giving you advice. You can't, like, literally stop me from drinking. I'm not trying to. I'm just giving you my opinion. If you don't want to... It's not like I have to do it I just like to party a lot right I understand I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by she's she's an underwear company that is owned by an owner
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Starting point is 00:16:58 To get 20 off your order that's she's.com sh e a t h and you scored my tone M a t a n to get 20% off your order. Thanks to she's for making us fly Do you think you could be prime Floyd Mayweather in a boxing match? I highly doubt it. Why not? Why do you think so not cuz I'm? 144 pounds and five foot ten you're taller and you weigh more than he did or you weigh about the same as he did. He's like 5'1". He's a little midget guy.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Oh so I could probably beat him. I don't know if you have the boxing skills but I wanted to ask are you- I think I'm gonna take what I'm gonna do is before I do any of that I'm gonna enroll in a self-defense class. Self-defense? What type of stuff would you use? Like a martial arts you know so I can learn how to fight. What move would you use? Would you keep biting people? That's not I mean it doesn't really work. Like punching. Can you throw a jab and I'll see how it looks? That was that was quick but you're going like this. You should go like this.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Yeah, yeah, just like that. I think I should take a fighting class so that I can learn how to defend myself. That could be good and then when you get bad in the street you'll start beating them up. Then you will be in jail then. It's self self-defense can you pull the mic closer to you no but I won't be in jail because we live in the US and it's protected under the Second Amendment yeah but if somebody tells you that phrase you don't like and you beat them up that's not self-defense oh so they have to be trying to rob me or hurt me right they have to touch you first. If they, you know, there's also the freedom of speech.
Starting point is 00:18:46 What if they're trying to like rob me that then I could use self-defense. That is true, but not if they are saying stuff you don't like. Put the fries in the bag. That's not freedom of speech. That's just bullying. Yeah, but bullying is legal. I could actually, no, bullying is a crime. I could actually sue somebody for saying
Starting point is 00:19:07 put the fries in the bag. Yeah but what law would they be breaking? Ableism, cyber bullying. Yeah, cyber bullying that's the biggest one. Cyber bullying is a crime. If TikTok gets banned and you can't even make a dollar a year you could never make a dollar again. You'll be homeless. What will you do? I would just cross the Mexican border and claim asylum because TikTok is still available there. Are you going to jump the wall and then turn myself in and say like the US government took my job away. But what if they turned you back? They sent you back around. They sent you to New York. And then as a matter of fact, I was President Trump, President Trump, he builds like a glass container. He puts you in and people are banging all day. Hello, hello, hello. I would just kick the glass in it's stainless steel metal glass I came up with that I would keep kicking it until it every material has a
Starting point is 00:20:15 weakness right nothing's completely indestructible every material has a weakness right I could just pour a liquid bromine on it and the and the stomach you're gonna be stuck you wouldn't have liquid bromine you would be stuck in metal glass and I would make some you have no resources besides food that they you're dropping down you get to eat it off the floor well what I could do is I could use the bread and the juice to make alcohol and I could put alcohol on the glass to eat away the material. That's interesting, or you could just use the alcohol to eat away your painting in the glass, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:21:03 I could pour the alcohol on the glass and it would eat away the material. Now I'm 17 so I've never drunk alcohol would you recommend that when I'm your age or 21 I should drink like you? You could if you like to party a lot you can't party sober. Right. Um. Are you related to LeBron no I aren't you LeBron I'm not color is LeBron I'm not wrong playing the basketball I don't even to the police arrest LeBron what did he what does LeBron mean to you I really love LeBron I really know LeBron I know he's a bad about LeBron Do you know did it about LeBron?
Starting point is 00:21:48 Didn't LeBron die in a helicopter crash? No, that was Kobe. That was a couple that was about five years ago He was a different Laker You usually get them confused it's a little tough to sometime because I don't really follow bass No, no, I'm do you get black people confused once do you ever get black people confused I don't care if they're white black Hispanic there they're still people so you're not racist no okay what type of punishment should somebody get for kicking a lady in the street right after calling a black guy the n-word and stomping on a random car? Uh, I don't know. I got pretty lucky, but like I think-
Starting point is 00:22:33 You did that? No, I didn't say the n-word. I just stomped on the top of a car. But you also kicked a lady and said the n-word to a black guy. No, I didn't say the n-word. just kicked them in the nuts a black guy the guy was Hispanic no I think we're talking about two different things you also as what a guy was not black no a different time I different like day you kicked you didn't kick him you I believe you said maybe the n-word on the phone to a black guy or something I didn't say that on the phone I guess maybe I read something incorrect.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Is that a word in your vocabulary often or no? I don't say that. Why not? Because it's wrong. Okay. What's the biggest thing separating you right now from the world's greatest philosophers? I don't know what you're talking about. Would you... I mean, some of the things you say are just so important, they have such a great meaning.
Starting point is 00:23:31 It's really intelligent... I'm getting a call from the president of Italy. No you're not. I am. Well he doesn't say his name. You're not... that's... It's his personal name. I'm gonna answer him. He wanted to talk to you Hello You want to talk to him Josh, who is this?
Starting point is 00:23:53 No, it's not no, it's not why don't you believe him I just don't stone I'm trying to fix it look what do you want to see you you want to talk to him hello hold on one second second. Am I speaking with the Joshua block? Yes. You are banned from Italy forever. No I'm fucking not. Why?
Starting point is 00:24:32 Why is he banned? He's banned from Italy forever. No I'm not. You're not the real president. Wait wait. It's a fake one. Let me call the real one. Who was that?
Starting point is 00:24:42 That was the fake president of Italy. Let me call the real one. Here, here's the real one who was that now I that was the fake president of Italy let me call the real one here here's the real one take a look here's the real one here's the real one Josh do you want to talk to him hello You're the same person. The other guy was just doing an impression. This is Jimmy Bob. Back from Italy forever. No I'm not. I have a US passport. I can go wherever I want. No, no, you come here with a passport, I will arrest you immediately. No you won't.
Starting point is 00:25:18 You hung up on him? Yup. But he was giving you the law down. He was giving you the breakdown. President Matalara. That's who I was talking to now. No you weren't. In Italy it's the daytime. Oh he's calling me again. Do you want to talk to him? No.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Should I hang up? Hang up. He doesn't want to talk to you. You're a fraud. He said he has your... He said he's trying to get your passport back. Why did you have it in the first place? What do you mean? Oh no, he said this is the fake one again. What let's move on. It's a bullshit guy That's not the president of Italy, how do you know he's not being honest and that it's really him it's not him but why not Because being honest and that it's really him. It's not him. But why not? Because you're you're you don't know the president of Italy. I am I'm Italian. I was born there
Starting point is 00:26:13 to like a big political family. But you don't you're not that was years ago president. My family still lives in Italy. Presidents change every four years. No, I know. This guy wasn't the president when I was there, actually. He was just a smaller political guy, but he was a close family friend. No, I'm not banned from Italy. I can go to any country I want. But he told you you're not allowed to go. Yes, I am.
Starting point is 00:26:39 What? But maybe he might... Are you scared that he'll arrest you if you go? He won't arrest me. I have a US passport I'm not doing anything illegal I as long as I have a US passport, and I don't have the intent to live there without a visa I can go but maybe if I want to live there. I'll get a visa I have to hang up on him. He keeps calling me back if I want to live there I'll follow the proper
Starting point is 00:27:06 But can I ask you a question? Hold on if I want to live there. I'll follow the proper Immigration protocol. I'm not just gonna immigrate illegally, right? But what if they ban you what if the guy wants to the president of Italy? What if he wants to ban just you so because even if you have a US passport He can just ban a single guy if he doesn't want him there. He says he's going to arrest me. That's not... It's his laws. He creates the laws.
Starting point is 00:27:32 It's not illegal. The president... There's the president, there's the judicial branch... In Italy, it's just the president. The president is not a king. In Italy, he's a dictator. Like North Korea Korea there's checks and balances okay well let's move on let's just assume I'm not banned from
Starting point is 00:27:52 Italy and that's not the president I don't know I'll take your word for it but I'm not so you don't know if it's him I think it might be but he might be calling me from a fake number too it's It's not him. You think it's an imposter? The president doesn't accept calls. He's very busy. How do you know? Maybe he's texting Mike. Mike, is he texting you?
Starting point is 00:28:14 He's the president's typically, uh, uh, figureheads or presidents don't accept phone calls. But I talk to him often. He's my best friend in the world.'s not the president get that in your head Okay First Andy dick now world of t-shirts is my show just going to become me interviewing insane alcoholics I'm not an alcoholic Neither is Andy dick then Do you know Andy dick not really you guys would get along. You should create a house.
Starting point is 00:28:45 You, Andy Dick, LeBron, and Mr. Beast. Yeah, I'm planning on getting a house in Naples, Italy. How will you afford that? Easy. You know how cheap it is to live in Europe? Universal healthcare, a decent four bedroom home. Oh, but you, the guy just called me. He said you're not allowed in, Ily. That's not true. It's not him.
Starting point is 00:29:11 How, how can we know 100%? Wake up and smell the coffee! There's, there's no way that the president would call you. He's busy. He calls me every day. He says, Happy birthday to me every day. That's not the president. Get...take your diaper off and face the facts. I hope it's not.
Starting point is 00:29:34 I hope you can still go there. I can go there. I've been there before. You've been there already? Maybe that's why. Did you do anything wrong there? No, nothing at all. So it's unreasonable for him to ban you. It's not the president. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Just in case, would you want me to text him and tell him to unban you? Yeah, but it's not really him. Just in case it's him. In case, but... What do you think the odds are that it's him, like 5%? Like, uh,.001%. So like 1 in 10,, one in a hundred thousand? Like one in a million that it's really him.
Starting point is 00:30:09 But how can this fake imposter guy get my number? I've been all over Europe. I mean like if I'm banned from one country, I'm banned from all of Europe. Cause it's all like EU territory. Do you ever plan to reproduce your peak genetics? I'm moving to Naples Italy as soon as I get my Nomad visa. Nomad is that where you'll reproduce your peak genetics or no do you not want to have that? I don't want to have a baby. Why not they will become so... Maybe later but like right now when I have sex I have to use a condom.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Are you like having sex with hookers? If I marry a girl and I go to Italy on vacation and she... and her water breaks... Can you talk into the mic please? If I marry, if I get a girl pregnant and we're in Italy and she goes into labor and she's birthed in Italy, wouldn't I be an Italian citizen? The baby would but not you and the guy called me anyways. But you said he's fake. not you and the guy called me anyways how but you said he's fake he's a phony would you like to beat him up yeah but like hold on like if if I go to Italy with my girlfriend or you have a girlfriend or my future wife and like we get pregnant in Italy and like she goes to the hospital in Italy and gives
Starting point is 00:31:44 birth wouldn't we all be Italian citizens? No, just her and the baby. Just the mother and the baby? Maybe if you guys get married, I don't know what their immigration laws are like, but- But if I'm married to an American girl and she gives birth in Italy, wouldn't we all be Italian citizens? I don't think so, especially not if that's the real guy. He's not real. I have an American passport I can go to Italy for up to a hundred and eighty
Starting point is 00:32:15 days without a visa. How can you sleep at night knowing you're always being watched and they're out to get you? I just get really drunk and to forget about it all. So it's like a, you getting drunk is like a defense mechanism? I'm not an alcoholic but sometimes I drink when I'm in distress. Yes. Now you, this episode-
Starting point is 00:32:39 Excuse me, that's not, that wasn't the president of Italy. I'll take your word but I don't know for sure. I'm not as knowledgeable on it as... It wasn't. For sure? Trust me, it wasn't him. You are... Cause I've been to Italy before and I...
Starting point is 00:32:55 But you seem a little bit like stressed about it. I'm not stressed though. I've been to Italy and I was not banned. But he sounded Italian. It's probably, you know, some people can mimic foreign acts. Oh, like people will do fake accents? Yeah, it's a phony. Yeah, that's not cool. I hate fake accents.
Starting point is 00:33:17 It's a phony. It's illegal for a country to ban someone based on their disability. No, but it wouldn't be illegal because he's creating the laws. He's the president. It's not him! Okay, sure. Trust me, it's not him! I will take your word for it. Good.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Let's just drop the subject. No more Italy talk? Yeah, I'm not banned from Italy because he's not the real president of Italy. Okay. Let's just talk about something else. That's fine. We'll move on. Why are you so worried that someone is going to steal your passport?
Starting point is 00:34:00 Because I'm getting threats like people are threatening me You know they're they're making because I booked a trip to Montreal and People were like threatening to stab me. They were stabbing you They were threatening to they they do it. No, they stop you No, but what like what happened was so I Shhh! Announced that I was going to Montreal and like a bunch of political activists were saying fuck Canada If you go there, we're gonna stab you at Newark Airport when you come back And like so I went to
Starting point is 00:34:42 Was this recently? Yes, so I went to this recently yes, so I went to Montreal I spent a couple of days there then I changed my return flight to JFK instead of Newark so that like I wouldn't to avoid them so that I wouldn't get Ambush there yeah, are you a living zombie? I'm a person no. I know but like you I mean yeah like 40% like no what happened was people were trying to cancel me because I booked a trip to Montreal that's why I ain't fuck Canada if you
Starting point is 00:35:21 go there when you come back we're gonna stab you in the neck. Wow, that's crazy. Because, you know, Canada and the US aren't on good terms, you know what I'm saying? Right. So a bunch of political activists were on me, they're saying if you go there, we're gonna stab you when you get back. When something smells so bad does it make you want to get racist? No.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Because I'm, I, by that standard I'm about to get real racist. I'm not racist. No, I know just as a reactionary mechanism. Something smells bad, you look the guy up and down and determine what to call him. If something smells bad I'll just spray Febreze everywhere. What if you don't have Febreze on you? Uh, I'll just hold my nose until I'm out of that particular area. What if it's a guy who smells bad and he's running after you and he's quicker?
Starting point is 00:36:17 I'll be like, help me, help me, call the cops. But the cops say he's allowed to do it. They say actually, he needs to follow you. That's a crime. No, but the cops say he's allowed to do it they say actually he needs to follow you that's a crime no but the cops are allowing it the cops say it's not harassment they determine yes it is what if they say that it's not they would never say that I think you would be surprised I heard somewhere that you only make 400 grand a year. How unfair is that? It's not fair at all. Yes with my following. I should be making 20 million a year 20 million Well, I mean why?
Starting point is 00:36:54 What do you think is the biggest thing stopping you from making 20 million a year? I don't know what it's I'm just Unfortunate I have to deal with all the harassment without any of the wealth. But 400 grand is a lot of money, no? It's more than tenured teachers. Teachers start at 70k a year, and once they tenure, they make about 140k a year. So I'm making more than teachers. Do you think you deserve more money than teachers? You're doing more for the world? Yeah, I'm doing more from the world.
Starting point is 00:37:31 You know, I'm going all over the world. I'm making videos. I'm making videos in Manhattan. What about, but why Manhattan? Why does you being in Manhattan matter? Because I'm educating people about New York City. I'm influencing people to come on You're giving them a sign like don't go to New York City. The people are crazy here. No, I'm just saying like I'm just Influencing people to take a trip to New York cuz that more important than teaching children
Starting point is 00:38:04 It's about as important. It's a diff, yeah, it's a different career. But like some people who live in like the Midwest or like in California they've never been to New York. I'm just like influencing people to take a trip to New York. You know they say if you can make it in New York you can make it anywhere. Right. How many calories do you eat per day in alcohol? I don't even know. More than like two three thousand? I don't know. Five thousand? I don't know. Eight thousand?
Starting point is 00:38:49 I told you I don't know! Stop asking me that! Sorry, sometimes when you get a little like yelling I get hyped up. I think we're having a good time. Were you having fun there? Yeah. It's seventeen hundred hours somewhere. Yeah. It's 1700 hours somewhere.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Well it's nice to hear you were having fun. Are you basically a crazy animal who only acts on instinct? I'm not an animal, I'm a person just like everyone else. Yeah well we actually kind of went over something, so we'll just keep over that one. Are you still friends with Daniel Larson? Daniel Larson just got released from prison. He's out now? Yeah. Why? Do you think he's allowed to go to Italy?
Starting point is 00:39:39 If he's... I don't know. Usually if you're a felon, you can't go to some country. But look what it says here, look. Oh wow, the president of Italy is calling. He's been, you've been B-A-N-N-E-D from Italy. It says you've been B-A-N-N-E-D from Italy. That's just a notepad. That's a factual dictionary.
Starting point is 00:39:58 No, it's fucking not. Here, look, I'll give you the note if you want to see it. I have a US passport. I can go to any country I want. Here is the note if you want to see it. I have a US passport. I can go to any country I want here is the note if you want it Who created that note you did? I'm not banned from any country a US passport can get me to Like 50 countries visa free. Why did you put the paper in your mouth and then spit it? I don't as long as I have a US passport. I can go anywhere in Europe without needing a visa
Starting point is 00:40:34 Right. Um, okay. Let's continue Forget about Italy. I'm not banned from Italy. I have an American You have an American passport and I can go to anywhere in Europe without a visa. Didn't you say somebody stole your passport? I didn't say that, I said that there was a threat of that happening. How do you know that they're not coming for you now? Where is your passport? When was the last time you saw it?
Starting point is 00:40:59 I have it in my hotel safe. But how do you know somebody didn't steal the safe? They picked up the safe and they cracked it open with the diamond pickaxe I wouldn't I don't tell anyone where I'm staying they're following you well following you the car but hotels are very safe they would never they would never like give a room key out without checking the ID and match comparing it with the reservation what's your favorite color brown why is it brown green why is it brown it's green this is torture I thought you said you were having fun
Starting point is 00:41:46 I thought you said you were having fun. Let's just move on, okay? I'm not banned from Italy. Okay. I agree with you. You're not banned from Italy. At least for the next like five minutes until you call. I don't know. No, I'm not banned at all.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Never? Never. Okay. Are you having a good day so far? Yeah, I'm just, it's Friday, you know, I'm drinking, which is just- Drinking Friday, that's what they call it. Have you ever heard that? It's justifiable to drink a lot on Friday night. On Friday, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Friday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday are drinking days. Do you know why they call it Friday? Why? You're supposed to fry your brain with alcohol. Woo! Saturday you know why drinking do you know why they called it Friday you're supposed to fry your brain with alcohol yeah I love alcohol right I love I don't love it cuz I'm you know underage but I'm gonna I want to drink as much as you you and I'm older you'll go to a bar with me when I'm older to drink some alcohol 21 I'll buy us both a beer oh Oh you it's on you? Yeah, I appreciate that. Thank you I'll buy my drink and I'll buy your first drink. Yeah, that's cool. I'll let you know it
Starting point is 00:42:51 That'll be in a couple years, but how old are you? I'm 17 right now, but next month I'll be 18. Oh, so you have a long way to go. I have many years. Yeah, you have to be 21 to drink in America. Right. Yeah, you have to be 21 to drink in America, right? So you have you have a long way your way under 21. I'm I I'm pretty far off. Yeah Maybe maybe we can speak again about it in a couple years But then they might arrest you if you for for buying the alcohol for the underage and the bar will get Arrest you if they realize your ID is fake. But if you can ask a question, if you bought it they might arrest you and then they might
Starting point is 00:43:30 actually get rid of your passport and you might really be banned from Italy. So wait till you're 21 so I don't get banned from these countries. Yeah because if you buy an underage person alcohol you know what's the... They'll ban you from Italy for that. I know if you have a underage person alcohol, you know, what's the good if you have a ban you from Italy for that? I know if you have a felon, you can't go anywhere your passport right Yeah, you'll never go to Italy again. Yeah, if you can't not just it'll you can't go anywhere Anywhere what about to a different state is allowed? Yeah, but you can't leave the country once you're a felon they invalidate your passport right
Starting point is 00:44:09 you can't it's not just Italy you can't leave the country uh yeah I understand who is that guy in the plague mask? what happened? there's some guy in a plague mask put the fries in the bag. Put the- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm scared. Get away. Get away. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag. Put the fries in the bag Put the fries in the bag Oh my fucking god
Starting point is 00:44:45 Put the fries in the bag Put the fries in the bag Oh my fucking god Put the fries in the bag Put the fries in the bag Get them out Get them out of here Put the fries in the bag
Starting point is 00:45:01 Get them out of here Please Put the fries in the bag Put the fries in the bag Get them out of here, please! I can't! Get them out of here! I'm scared. Fries in the bag put the fries in the bag put the fries in the bag Police I'm scared there's people dressed in masks that are tormenting me What's the address What's the address? No, I got rid of them. I took them out of the area.
Starting point is 00:45:49 How did they find me? I don't know. I want a lawyer. I want to sue them. You're gonna sue them? Yeah. You need to sue them. How did they get here?
Starting point is 00:45:57 You wanna fight, bitch? No, I got rid of her. How did they get here? I got rid of them. It's okay. How did they get here? I got rid of them. I got rid of them. I got rid of them. I got rid of them. I got rid of them. I got rid of her.
Starting point is 00:46:06 How did they get here? I got rid of them it's okay. How did they get here? I didn't even post. I think I know what happened. What? I think Longneck let them in. Longneck? Who's Longneck? That guy with the long neck. He goes like uh with the long neck.
Starting point is 00:46:22 It's okay I got rid of them. There's nothing to be worried about. Sorry that happened to you. How did they find me in here? It's okay, I got rid of them. There's nothing to be worried about. Sorry that happened to you. How did they find me in here? Long Neck has my location always. So he must have known, cause Mr. Beast said you were streaming with me. Beast. Mr. Beast said you were streaming with me, so Long Neck must have sent them. Who's Long Neck?
Starting point is 00:46:41 Look him up on Instagram, he has a couple million followers. Why were they wearing plague masks? They were the devils from Satan.

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