The Matt Thomas Show with Ross - Astros Down The Stretch, Dr. Roto & Would You Go To A Game

Episode Date: September 17, 2020

Much larger than life. Yeah. Lunch timers is the Matt Thomas show. 12-02 in H-Town. What's happening in lunchtimes? Good afternoon to you and welcome to a Thursday edition of the Matt Thomas show. Sports Talk 790.

Let's go, let's go. Big Matt Thomas show today. You know what? We asked Brent. Brandon is like play the dun dun dun dun when things are slow. Oh, okay, like the buildup? Yeah. The Adams family?

Or the Adams family or doom, doom, defense. Okay. We don't need it today. Everybody clap your hands. So I feel like the energy is going to be great for the show today. But Brendan, don't feel afraid if you think the show's lagging, bump one of those bad boys in. Or you're ready for this?

Well, as long as you don't get defensive when he does it, Oh, there's no question I will. Or if the base is a loaded, we're ready to just hit it out of the ballpark. Like a little little charge. Extra charge. I mean, charge in the show. I got you. Whatever's got to be done.

But I feel good. Feel energized. Dr. Roto's with us at 1.30 today. Yeah. Dana Holgersons with us today at 2 o'clock for his first Cougar appearance. Or maybe you should be like that. You know, what he would be tying into that. You could be like the PA.

When there's two minutes left in the segment, you can give us a two minutes. I could be. do that. You know, I got this really great point about the Astros, but two minutes, you're maybe in the quarter, two minutes. Brandon'd be like, that's keeping on clock. I can appreciate that. We're trying to, we're trying to things.

We're trying to bring the ball game to the show. Ooh, I like that. Although the ballgame may be coming to NRG. That's right. If you've not heard, which I don't think a lot people have heard, the Texans are going to try to have fans for their game against the hated Minnesota Vikings. They will not, there will not be any

fans against Baltimore, which I got to be honest with Ross, that's probably a good thing. Because if you put 10 to 15,000 people at NRG this weekend and the Texans are down 28 to nothing, that fan who was there for the Denver game, he's going to be able to have like a basically a five-minute conversation with Bill O'Brien. Yeah, you can head home at halftime. You suck. You know, I mean, it's, and we'll make our picks officially tomorrow, but it's not going to be pretty, is it? well you already have the gut feeling that they're going to lose there was no fight in the dodgers podre series let it be known that you are you are one for two in your gut feelings yeah but that wasn't

like a 50 50 that was like a long shot you know i should get some some credit for taking a shot on a long shot oh big deal the texans are going to lose in one of the best teams in football breaking news matt see that's why i said we shouldn't count we shouldn't keep track of it you're right thank you very much for my point only took you three days and figure that out that's the one time in the Mark it down. The one time of the history of the show, you've been right over me. All right.

So, Brandon, we will not keep track of gut feelings. You guys won't. I still got a Google dog. Oh, by the way, I don't know. How did the Mariners Giants game go last night? Do we have a final score? I hope that game is done by now,

since it was supposed to be in the middle of the smoke in San Francisco. Terrible. They lost last night. Okay. Oh, that's right. They were down five nothing early. I forgot about that before I went to bed. So the Astros still, what,

maintain a two-game lead over the Mariners for the American League West? Second spot? Yes. Brendan, I got a terrible... I got a terrible feeling. Your gut feeling may not be working out here so swell about the games next week, not meeting anything. Look, man, the Astros don't even need to win that many to get to that point. I'm almost betting more on the Mariners losing, assuming they play.

That's true. Could you imagine the Astros flying all the way to Seattle and then not playing? Maybe that's the Mariners best moves to not play games and let the Astros keep losing? God, they are gaining ground that way. Ironically enough. So yeah, the Astros are going to finish up. They've got, what, one more game with Texas, and then they've got three with the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Yes. And then they're on the road for four in Seattle, no, three in Seattle, four in Texas to close out the year. Beautiful. Nervous? No. You're not nervous at all. I'm not nervous because if they lose,

if they don't make it, if you can't beat out the Seattle freaking Mariners. Or Texas Rangers for that matter. the Texas Rangers, for that matter. You don't deserve it. That's fine. It's a make or miss league. It's a winner-lose league. It's a play the games. I understand it's a short season. You had all these injuries, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Be good enough to be better than the Mariners of the Rangers. If you don't make the playoffs, you didn't deserve it. Play the games. Let's see what you got. See, I think it's going to be a huge embarrassment if the Astros don't make the playoffs. It's going to be a national story. I mean, I mean, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

boy, every Dodger fan, every sanctimonious reporter, Buster only. Joel Sherman think pieces going to be blasting in on this one. Joel Sherman's like, Tojo! Buster's like, well, if Jeff Leno was there, you would have been in the playoffs. The culture of Luno allowed Roberto Suna and Justin Verlander to get hurt. Hello, I'm the scurmy guy from ESPN who wore full-length coats and jackets and ties at clock in a morning. What's that guy's name? I always forgot his name already. Jeff Passon? Yeah, Jeff Passon.

You know, I got a tell with you when I saw the team, they were unhappy in February. Oh, that was John Heyman. Well, it doesn't matter. It just sounds like, it just sounds like John Heyman. Oh, just not a lot of smiles in the clubhouse. You weren't in the clubhouse. You walked and you walked back out. I saw you, you fraud. I'm going to start calling, I'm going to start calling frauds out. John Hayfraud? Uh, Christine Hayfraud? That's the woman that was like, well, it was Christine Brennan. She said it was the saddest. in Big Ten history yesterday.

Yeah, I know. Meanwhile, did you see the NFL yesterday? Everybody that got tested, Rossi, every single human being that got tested, staff, players, coaches, trainers in the Texans Chiefs game, zero positive results. Everybody is what you're saying. Everybody using the antibody.

Oh, that's good. Well, not using their antibodies because they're not sick. Maybe they're not having an antibody. Well, that's good. I was in a great mood until we started to start talking about Christine Brennan and John Hayman. I'm sorry, yeah, Jeff Passing got you in a bad mood. Jeff Passed him. This is where you should have played the charge.

I got something to get you in a good mood. Lance McCuller's pitched well. Oh, he did. He pitched great. Yeah, he was fantastic. Now I'd feel better. See how that works? Let's go, baby. A little sound effects. I am fired up, actually, for the last four minutes of this segment.

We're down to four minutes. If we can only make it eight minutes into the show, we need a, before we need a pickup. It's a three-hour show, Maddie. It's going to be a long one. It's not a great sign that I haven't. Brandon put it, pick me up eight minutes in. Matt's in first inning trouble here. A couple walks, couple of lead-off walks.

We got a deep bullpen, right? Why is Dusty Baker going to the bullpen so early with this show today? I don't know. All right. If you'd like to join us this afternoon, we'd love to have you. It's 713-212-5-790. 7-1-3-212-5-7-90. If you want to reach out to us via Twitter, you can do that as well.

At SportsMT, at SportsRV, and at Brendan Riley, underscore. All right, so we kind of gave you the full gloss. Okay, so let's go back to the Texans first. We'll keep things in somewhat order in which we discussed. So they're thinking about having fans with the second game. Yes. They're saying approximately 15,000 people. That's according to Adam Sheffield.

Which would be about 22%. That seems about right, right? I mean, they'll close off some of the upper deck here. My guess is it'll be the first, it'll be the club level and everything down, further down, right? They don't need to open up the upper deck. Those seats are terrible anyway Unless people are dying to sit in those seats Which why would you?

Yeah, stick the bullpen people there or something Yeah, yeah The people with the bling sit in the bullpen If you have spiky shoulder pads on Well, that's Raider fan, that's not Texas Well, Texans fan do it too Texans fans have the big chains around their neck That's true

You know what I'm saying with the big The bull of the logo They like to be on the lower level though So they can slap the padding on the side of the wall And then catch receivers coming in the end zone you know, when they jump in the stands. Oh, like a Lambo leap. Yeah.

N-R-G leap. Kirby leap? Mm-mm. South Main leap? Who would be the first receiver for the Texans to leap? Here's my issues. I don't think... You don't want to catch the vid.

You can't get it to go up there. Well, I don't want them going up there to getting concussed. That's true. I don't want Brandon Cook's going up there and hitting his head against one of those. Yeah, you don't want Will Fuller to jump up there and pop a hamstring. Right. The only person I trust to jump, make that leap is Kenny Stills. sure of that no one else is allowed to do so david johnson no he's gonna hurt his wrist no dukey jay he by way he practiced he practices practicing that's good that's really good

so david duke combination is looking well not gonna say it in that way no what do you mean just doesn't feel comfortable david duke that's their names but you said david duke oh what did i say yeah you didn't put that uh oh so let's be careful on that uh yeah i want nobody doing the i don't want deshawn doing that either because that would mean that uh the texasasas his future would be coming down to a crashing cult very quickly. Don't mean to be rude about our backup situation, but it is what it is. That's not very nice. Here's the problem.

They're going to lose my more than 10 points this weekend. And I want traveling Texan fan mad at me. But you know what? Sometimes you have to have some truth, right? I don't think traveling Texans fan likes you. I don't think Texan traveling fans listen to the show. You always making fun of their livelihood, Matt. Well, I'm making fun of their putting their Texans flag over the seal of other cities.

They like to go and then go on fun road trips to places like Jacksonville and Nashville. Let them live in Indianapolis. And what happens usually there? A lot of times the Texans lose. Yeah. A lot of money spent. Yeah, but it's, you know. And they run around like they're running the Super Bowl that weekend.

Same almost shrimp cocktails good. It's a little spicy, but I enjoy it, nevertheless. All right, on the show today, Dr. Roto 1.30, the season debut of the Dana Holgerson segment with us at 2 o'clock. Beautiful. We have non-Florist stories at 2.30 this afternoon. Oh, oh. We've not done non-flora stories in a while because we've had Thursday afternoon short games or whatever. So there's got to be something in the vault we can find.

Well, last Thursday, there was all three Houston teams playing. Yeah. And I don't remember how it went. Oh, I do. We don't have to talk about that. I do. I remember all. It was pretty painful.

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in the employee refrigerator. Oh, what's that smell? The Matt Thomas Show on Sports Talk 790. 1219 on Sports Talk 790. It is the Matt Thomas show. With Ross, I'm Matt Brendan here as well. If you'd like to be a part

of our show this afternoon, we welcome you at 713, 212-5-790. 7-1-3-212-5-7-90. So Lance McCullors did pitch well yesterday, but not as well as the Rangers' Kyle Gibson. You don't know how sobering yesterday's loss was? Kyle Gibson throws his first shutout of his entire career and just his third complete game. guy's been in the big leagues. I want to say 7, 8, 9 years somewhere in that.

I mean, he's been around. He's gone that long. He gets the win yesterday. That's just his second of the year. Now granted, it's only a 60-game season. But after allowing four hits, no runs, he walks three and strikes out, what, nine? His ERA, after a complete game,

nine-inning shutout is 5.18. That's how bad Kyle Gibson has been for the Rangers this year and how bad the Astros offense was yesterday. And on the other end, Lance McCullors lowered his to 4.87. Well, Lance McCullors, home lance, is amazing.

It's pretty good. No moisture in Arizona. In five starts at Minamade Park this year, Lance McCullors, 3 and 0 with a 142 ER So if he's 3-0 in Houston with a 142 ERA and his overall ERA is nearly five, we're not going to look up as Rory R. We don't have to know.

We don't know. We can move on. We can move on. So here's the problem, Rossi. Springer, look, one for four. It's okay. Al-Tube is back. Thank goodness he is.

But he looks like he is, you know, two more strikeouts, like he won the ninth inning yesterday. one for three raised the raised up the average for him significantly. He's up to 221. He's almost to

Adam Everett levels. Kyle Tucker has started to He's cooled off significantly. Yeah. Brantley, same way. Breggman's number, Breggman never,

ever got super, super hot. He started, he's been getting on base consistently the whole season. He started to heat up a little bit and then he hit the IL. That's what happened. It seemed like Springer

getting and going, he hit the IL. It's just every time somebody starts to get something going. Carrea, now he cooled off, obviously, from where he was early in the season, then he's got the bone bruised thing and goes over three. But I will say, the lineup as is, is pretty sexy, though, Matt. I think it's going to be okay. It potentially has a chance to be very sexy. The reality is there wasn't a single player in the starting lineup yesterday that had a 300 batting average. Now, that's not everything.

It's about OPS. It's about on base plus slugging. What do you do when the ball cracks and you do get a base hit? What are you doing with it? You're getting on base through walks, whatever. but just if you take it at its most simplistic form, the Astros did not have a single batter in the lineup yesterday, batting 300. That's, it felt like there were four to five guys on a regular basis last year for the Astros doing that.

And then Ryan Presley. Tie game? Not a fan. Yeah. One run game? Not a big super fan. Two or more runs. All right, Ryan, go do your thing.

but was it what Mike who was the guy who was the one that provided the hit yesterday that was the game winner a guy that's been not hitting for crap who had the RBI

it was Gallo Gallo Joey Gallo this year is batting 188 and he plays every day and the Astros lost to Arlington and the silver boot is not secured does that what we're fretting about

I didn't mean to bury the lead on you there no It's troubling, Matt. And yeah, you want to say it's one game, but these one, it's just one game, things kind of pile up. And they've had their standard, what you would figure they're going into the playoffs with lineup the last couple of days. And yesterday, obviously, they got to be better. They got to hit better. They only scored four runs the day before.

So that's five runs in two games with what the lineup is you think you're going to have at the playoffs. Against Texas Rangers pitch. Okay. Can I say this? Can the Astros win the next four? hopefully give them at least Rossi at least three to four games separation from Seattle because here's the thing, if you go to Seattle and you drop all three of them

don't say that. I'm just putting this in perspective here. Then you're going to go to Arlington with, can you say Sphincter on the ear? Yeah, yeah, that's a medical term. Sphinctor. Sphinctor really tight against the Rangers. And it's a bad road team.

It just is. you've got to I mean it's in all sincerity maybe three out of four but you can't out of four to split the next four games you've got to win at least three of these next four games

to give yourself a little bit that deep breath so you don't have to worry about going to Seattle going well if we don't win two out of three we've taken out of our hands so you're saying these are must win games um

and yeah metaphorically speaking sure I like I'm just kind of they will or they won't that's what I said in the first segment And it's, I'm saying, and I don't know. I don't. Like, get it. Exactly.

Get it together or don't. They'll be, nobody's fault with their own. Exactly. But I don't want that. I don't want, I don't want Stephen A. Smith saying, we only talk baseball once a year on this show.

Why am I doing Howard Koso doing Stephen A. Smith? I don't know what that is. The Houston ass shows are an absolutely disgrace. That's the, that's much better. You just do it for me. But I just, I mean, those national jerks never talk baseball

because they just think it's against their rule. to do it, but I can't imagine it's going to be very nice to Astroville when if the Astros don't make the playoffs a week from Sunday. No, they won't. They'll be a national laughing stock, and they can, they somewhat are already. I don't want it. I don't need it. Yeah, I mean, if they're five games under 500 or if they're two games under 500, it's going to make them miss the playoffs. Just get the playoffs. If they make the playoffs and they're out in the first round, it's going to be a national laughing stock. If they make the playoffs around the second round, everyone's going to laugh at them. So they basically have to win the World Series in order to

avoid national disgrace. So I would say this then. Oh, it's an asterisk. It was a gimmick season doesn't count. So they can't win. Well, I'd say to delay the embarrassment. And they should make the playoffs, they went around, they won't be embarrassed. You know, really good teams lose division series all the time. That's not of the ordinary.

But for them to go from being in the World Series to potentially winning Game 7 to not making the playoffs the next year with expanded playoffs, I just can hear the national folks going crazy. Richard in League City at 1226. Hi, Richard. Hey, guys. Good afternoon. So before I get to my point, I just want to say, Matt, to your point, Seattle has very good coffee. It's known for its coffee. And coffee is good for loosening the stinker. Ah, I, uh, or suppressing appetite, might I add.

It all, it's all coming together. So I was calling to give you my wish list for the Rockets Me off season. Sure. I'm a huge James Hardin fan. We've been blessed to have a generational talent like him. I've always defended him. but after the series and trading Chris Paul and in effect for that trade only getting a couple more wins in the postseason, here's what I want, my wish list, is that we will hire Mike Brown from the Golden State Warriors, the assistant, install the Golden State system, then in effect make everyone available except for Covington and PJ Tucker, make the rest of them available to find the pieces, up-and-coming talent, draftics, whatever,

to play the Golden State system. That's my wish. Well, to play the Golden State system, you're probably going to need two more pure jump shooters. And let me ask you this. Why are you protecting Covington and Tucker? Well, okay, so if I'm just trying to fit the rockets into the Golden State picture,

PJ Tucker is R. Draymond Green. That's true. Also, something I believe, I don't think Golden State before Steve Kerr took over the team and made the changes he did, I don't think those guys were perennial All-Stars World Champions. They won 50 games, but they were not anything close to what they were when they were in the dynasty. You're right. That's right. They're good players, the talented, no doubt. But I think put Clay Thompson on the Phoenix Suns or Steph Curry on another team, and I don't think they've become the guys that they've become future Hall Famers.

So, you know, so PJ Tucker is our Draymond Green. Robert Covington is our Andre Iigodala. And I think you put Eric Gordon out there, you put Westbrook out there, you put Harden out there to find the other pieces. And to me, that would be fun

basketball. And I think winning basketball. I want to hear what you think. All right. We'll do that coming out of the break. Thanks for the phone call. I couldn't I don't imagine the Rock is trading James. I think Russell would be hard to move.

I don't know if Eric would be hard to move or not. I mean, he makes a lot of money, but it's not obscene money for a guy that could start for about, you know, 80% of the teams in the NBA. And then what do you, I mean, what are you trying to get back for him? But that's what is what are you getting to return? If you don't have Eric Gordon, that's, if you want Eric Gordon, that means you don't have a jump shooter. Yeah, it's a jump shooter who is one of your best perimeter defenders. That's, that's Rockets basketball right there. Yeah, I mean, if you're training Eric Gordon, you're training because you think you're going to, you need a legitimate four or five or, you know, really going to change things up.

Yeah, you're not trading Eric Gordon for another jump shooter. You really can't package him with Westbrook because that's a huge. You're never going to have that much money coming back. No, that's $67 million in players. Yeah, 1229, Sports Talk 790. We go to Dr. Roto at 130. We have Dana Hogerson at 2. We have now in Florida Stories at 230.

Hi, this is Eric Dickerson. You're listening to Sports Talk 790. Real Texans talk here. I've met Eric Dickerson one time. It wasn't great. What do you mean? Just, you know, you know how you have first impressions on people? Like, I've met some of the greatest athletes in the history of the world.

I've met Cal Ripkin. I have met Roger Clemens before he became an astro when he was just, remember the Blue Jays or the Red Sox or whatever. Liked him a lot. Still, I mean, I still do. I mean, even though obviously things turned out sour in his life in terms of the steroid scandal or whatnot, I'm still a Roger Clemens fan. But Eric Dickerson, I loved Ross when I was a kid watching him at SMU and then go to the Rams where he would beat up the... Matter of fact, when he ran for 2,000 yards, he did it against the Oilers.

That's how he got his 2,000. I didn't know that. Upright, standing, running style, Eric Dickerson. The goggles? Yeah, he'd have been a lot nicer to you if he had offered him a transam under the table. that's basically true. The stories I've heard about the vehicles that were being offered to him, you had to come in at a certain level before you were going to get a visit with Eric Differ.

The story was he got a, he got a transam from A&M and then still spurned them and went to SMU, and they couldn't be like, hey, give us our Trans Am back because they were never supposed to give it to him in the first place. You're right. And there were other schools. He got over on A&M Boosters. There were other schools that were like, what is it going to take?

And they were told this is what it's going to take. And they're like, well, okay, thanks, but no thanks. But I tell you what, you still drive by Sealy, Texas. You go out to the West, you know, San Antonio, you still see the sign of Homer Dickerson. I mean, he's a Hall of Famer. One of the greatest, one of my, I mean, pure watching him, one of my favorite players to watch. Top five Jerry Curl? Yeah, not top five analyst on the sidelines from Monday Football.

Was he bad? I don't even remember that. He did it one, they had him on one sideline and Melissa Stark on the other when it was Dennis Miller in the booth with Al Michaels. Well, that was just a total of boy. of a booth in the first place then. A lot of people, like, by the way, loved Herb Street and Fowler on the Monday night game between Pittsburgh and the Giants.

Look, here's the reality. If you're a good analyst, it doesn't matter what sport you do. Well, I mean, it does a little bit, but it doesn't matter whether it's pro or collegiate. If you're good, you're good. And Kirk Herbstre is one of the greatest analyst in the history of sports. I mean,

doing it for multiple decades now at the top of this game. It shows no signs of of losing his fastball. He's really good. Yeah, I would like them on the Fowler and Herb Street. Good pairing. I would take that on Monday Night Football.

I like Chris Fowler. I don't like him as a play-by-play guy. This doesn't carry the... When I think a plebby-play guy, is I think of the booming voice. Oh, okay. So you're going to hate on a man because it's a voice.

That's not very nice. Well, it's just the truth. I mean Eagle doesn't have a booming voice. But it's authoritative. I guess. was certainly when he's yelling at Mike Fratello. Well, you keep bringing that up all the time. You really, you won't let poor Ian take the loss on that one and just move along.

No, I think it's great. Ian stood up for himself. Congratulations to him. Yeah, big fan of the Eagle family. Ian, his son Noah does the Clipper games. Got to know him a little bit this year. But yeah. But yeah, Eric Dickerson was one of those.

Oh, man, this is Eric Dicker. This is Eric Freaking Dickerson, and it was awful. I had the same thing about Jack Nichol's the first time I've ever met him. terrible, terrible, you know, meeting of what I thought was one of my heroes. Hmm. That's unfortunate. The golden bear was rude to you? Um, he was.

Yeah. But it was also older. Yeah. Wasn't like he was fresh off Augustin 86. You know what I'm saying? Maybe he was just having a bad day, Matt. Don't judge him. Well, as I'm saying, his first impression.

Maybe he's a swell guy. Maybe he's fantastic and wonderful. Okay. I don't know. I mean, I guess. I just, I'm telling you, some, when you only get to, meet the megastars once and they come off badly, that's all you got, right? That's true.

You've met nobody in your life for the first impression. Like, oh, somebody asked me that once. A celebrity I met who was just kind of black. I'll give you one more. This is a celebrity. This is, you know, the monkeys, right? The band in the 60s. I played golf of Mickey Dolans one time.

Yes. And you hated him. And I just like, I will never listen to your music ever again. He was such an a-hole. I mean, major a hole. So you eliminated two songs then. So he wanted to go play golf. He was here in town for something.

And, you know, golf in Houston and June, Ross, I got news for you. It's going to be a little warm. I mean, there's no 18-hole indoor golf course. I guess you're going to tee it off at 6 p.m. And so he just nonstop bitched and moaned about the heat. I'm like, bra, what did you expect? You got free golf.

Yeah. We're not making you pay for a food or a drink. any drink on him because you're Mickey freaking Dolans. And he was just terrible. Hey, we're on the coast and we're a stone throw away from the equator. It's going to be hot

and humid, baby. That's just how it goes. You know what? Sometimes you try. All right. 713212-5-790. 7-1-3-212-5-790. We mentioned the asteros. We'll get more on this NFL stuff. By the way, there's a story out of Kansas City about a COVID-positive test

that we'll tell you about the next segment that concerns the Texans and Chiefs. Rob Manfred wants to keep the expanded playoffs for future years. You okay with that? No. You hate it. Absolutely, I hate it. Not everybody deserves to get in. He wants to keep three-game serieses.

Here's how it works. For those that don't know, this year, everybody makes the playoffs eight in each league. 15 teams in each league, eight make the playoffs in each league. One plays eight. That's actually not true. Yes. One plays eight, two play seven. Now, three, four, five, six can move around a little bit because of records. They're going first and seconds are one through one, six, one through six. Right. And then the seven eight is seven eight. Right. So you could have a, regardless of record. You could have a five or six seed have a worse record than a seven and eight.

Yes. Okay. Three game wild card played in the home venue of the higher seed. Then they go to neutral sites for the next two rounds, which I don't believe it will be the once we get regular stadiums going again. We'll have regular, you know, home and road. I don't mind it. You what? Yeah, I don't mind it. The best, so you play 162 games.

You win 110 games or whoever, 105 games, and you're the best team in baseball. You've earned your number one spot as the seed, and then you can be out in two games because of some funky, wonky three-game series. Okay. Hell no. Okay, how about we adjust it? How about we give the top two seeds the buy? Okay.

then you end up with five teams well if eight teams are making it you have six then you're going to end up with three there and then the two buys you have five teams you're going to need to you're going to need to go to something else can we give the top three teams

all the division winners buys top three teams and you have five teams left well help me out you figure you're mad I don't know yeah how about just keep the system we got I think it's terrible. The Rob A major wants to keep it because they're getting more playoff money revenue, for the playoff TV revenue because there's more games. So you're telling me that you would,

if I said expand the playoffs, we'd drop the regular season to 154, you would be before that? I'm down to just drop it to 154 and give more rest days. What is the current format? It is... 162 with one game walled card, then the division series.

So five teams make it. Yeah. So you're not... So really, you're not getting any... The only thing, wonky would be it's if you were to lose three games in that division series. Okay, if you, how about do you chop it? If they're five game series, I'm in. Three game series, hell no. So you want every series, you want the first

two series to be five games. I guess. I want them to be seven. Do we have, do we have time for that? No, we don't. Not if we're playing 162, we don't. Okay. Oh, I'll throw it out to you. Y'all like the additional playoff series. Now, if you don't like it, you're probably in the line along the lines of Raw, saying, I want 107 games, I had two bad days and I'm out.

But Rossi, we say that in sports all the time. The NCAA tournament, the Duke Blue Devils go 33 and four. Yeah, the NCAA tournament's been a farce for years, but it's fun because, who cares? We like to see Oakland get to the Sweet 16 or something like that. So you wouldn't mind the little upset-driven team that a number eight-seat pull off a number one upset with two wins in back-to-back days or two wins in three days? No. No.

Who would be, who's the potential eight-seed in the national league? is the Dodgers are the best team in baseball, right? Yeah, it would be, what it would it be maybe the Phillies? Sure, let's go with that. Okay. Or I think it's maybe the Reds. Okay. The Reds are 25 and 26.

Okay. So not awful. They don't deserve to be. So they're not playoff worthy. 500 teams shouldn't be in the playoffs. I just think it would ruin the regular season. Yeah. You make the regular season.

Oh, I think if you go expanded, you have to reduce the number of regular season games. I'd say significantly. I'd want to cut 60 games. Well, that's because you're a millennial. No, I don't mind that, actually. But the Mariners are 22 and 27 right now. Yeah. They deserve to be in the playoffs?

They're not in the playoffs, though. They could be if they win a couple more games than the Astros. Oh, that's true, they guys if they supplant the Astros. All right, we'll get to more of this in a minute. Let me just throw it out there. Does expanded playoffs bug you? I say no. Now, if you want to figure out a way to make the Wild Card Series best of five,

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Matt Thomas, we'd like to thank his parents for only giving him two first names. Because who would listen to Billy Ray Thomas talk about Houston Sports? The Matt Thomas show on Sports Talk 790. Yeah, you don't think Billy. Ray Thomas show would work, would you? Maybe in, like, Huntsville, Alabama. You've been talking about your achy, bricky heart, Matt. Billy Rancuder here on Sports Radio 95.3, Huntsville Sports Leader. What's the song you said you always had to dance to and P.E?

Like when you're in middle school and stuff? It was dire straits. Was it a sultan's a swing? No, I want my... I want my MTV. Money for nothing? Money for nothing. Chicks for free.

Mine was achy, breaky heart. We had to do a line dance to achy-breaky-breaky heart. It felt like three years in a row. Jall's square dance when you were in middle school? In P.E. We had to do line dances, but not square-dance with a partner. Yes, that was our first uncomfortable touching of women. Start with a little left.

Go around the ring. Doe to do, round you go. I don't know what the hell's going on in Maid Creek, but no, that wasn't happen. Oh, come on. You didn't square dance when you were in junior high? And Aldeem. You know, we don't want to go to the stereotype on that. Yeah, Matt.

Did you ever score dance in Michigan? No, this is like blowing my mind. We were learning how to rob old folks and make the dash, Maddie. I don't know if the Aldine Business District is spending money with us, but that's now in the past tense. Shout out to Aldine. Shout on Aldean. That's an Alden guy saying that's not me. Real fast, because we've got things to get to.

We had a traffic reporter that made a jab towards Greenspoint when I was working as a producer. Did you say Guns Point? did. That's fine. And he got major trouble. But there really isn't Greenspoint anymore. It's kind of, well, the mall is gone. The mall's gone, but everything else is there. It was called Guns Point Mall. There were several shootings there. And towards the end, it was just a dollar tree and like an athlete's foot. That was the only, there's still a lot of high end hotels back there. Well, there's a, there's a little, yeah, there's a little business district right there. Yeah. One of the Super Bowl teams, the first time the Super Bowl came back to NRG state, that's, yeah, I think it was the

Patriots stayed out there. I think in there, for years, there's also the Mexican carnival out there with all the rickety rides that you're scared to get on. That weren't certified? Yeah. Like, is anybody regulating this? It's just a parking lot carnival at Greenspoint Mall. What's going on here?

Yeah. When he said when my reporter said Guns Point, I'm like, oh, this is not going to end. I spent a lot of time at the old Guns Point Mall back in the day. Okay. So we've learned that in Aldean, you didn't do the country, you didn't do any, what do that, Not country western dancing. Line dancing. Not line dancing.

Square dancing. Yeah. I liked it, actually. I like a little... I think white people can be good square dancers. I like a little quick, quick, slow, slow. That's why line dancing was made. It was because white people don't have to worry about being coordinated with their partners on that.

I'd go a little two-step in Tuesday at the broken spoke in Austin. Really? Yeah. That's the one thing I like about country bars is you just end up dancing with like 30 girls. We used to have competitions with my friends. Whoever dance with the most girls got like 20 bucks from the other guy. There's still line dancing today? There's, well, yeah.

Well, in 2020 and September, maybe not. Okay, so let's go September 2019. Yes. Because there used to be a show, remember when the Nashville network was on? There's a Wild West. There was a, there was a place on Washington. There's one in Humble that got closed down because they were opening up too soon as a real bar. Oh, really?

What's that? Not Cavender. Is it Cavender's Nightlife? I don't know what it is, but you guys know where it is on 59. Stetsons. Stetsons. Stetsons. Stetsons.

I've been to Stetsons. And they were line dancing there? Yeah, you can, yeah. There was a show... The only one not in cowboy boots, but there was a show on TNN, the Nashville network, that was on for like a 3.30 in the afternoons,

and they would have people dancing in the country western bar, and half the show was line dancing. And see, I'm terrible at two-stepping. So what you do is you're like, oh, you got to teach me. Hey, what am I doing here? Then you start the conversation that way.

Okay. Very good. The things you learn about Ross in a CW in a country bar. Big Texas, dollar beer nights on was it Wednesdays or they had dollar beers on Wednesdays I think some good times there really yeah this is for the internet only show all right a couple of things to clean up from the last half hour

got shot down a lot there too we had a call to ask about the dream scenario for the trades and whatnot you're not trading Eric Gordon and James Harden for similar pieces right? If you are you're blowing it up if you're getting a bunch of draft picks and I don't know I don't even know how you can make the money work

that's the crazy things about trade deadlines is you have to make the deal is basically got to be basically mono for mono and my guess is if you're trying to get rid of 80 million dollars in salary that the team that you're trying to trade with is also trying to get rid of 80 million dollars in salary and how many teams ross in the NBA could take on a james hardin and you only bring back say 40% of what he made yeah and even yeah if you're getting back a bunch of draft picks say what you want about james hardin that team is not going to have high draft picks Even the last time he was by himself as the lone superstar on this team, they won 55 games in 2017. So, I mean, he's on a team. You're going at least 500. It is funny, though. I've been asked probably no less than 25 times. What do you do? I've asked you this on air.

And I honestly don't know the answer to this because on face value, it's a playoff team. Rossi is probably better than it was. Like, you know, they underperformed a lot against, they lost a system. teams they had no business losing too. It's probably at least what they were, if not a little bit better. But being a great regular season team doesn't do a hill of beans when you go to the postseason, right? It's about playing your best, playing the same opponent five or seven times in a row.

And that's what the Rockets are. And like everybody else's trying to get over the hump and be the best at the best time of the year. And the Rock has just not been able to do that the last couple of years. We're still going to, when I'm in the home, you know, when you're feeding me putting at four o'clock in the afternoon before I go to sleep. I will still say, I'll say, hey, Ross, I'm 99 years old, and I've got no teeth. I'll be in my 80s at that point. I know, I'll say, Ross, I can't believe you're moving around as well as you are,

even with your walker. Why did you develop an accent? Because we're in Dede's Alabama. At the old folks home, we've got a little bit of a discount, if you will. Okay. And I will. Ross, remember back then that 2000. 2018, 17 team that won 65 games and took the Warriors till game seven of the Western Conference finals.

That was a good team. 18. That's the team that will regret. I think about that team way more than I should. Before the Astros won the World Series in 2017, I thought about the, never thought about the 2005 team or the 2004. The 98 Astros was the one that I always thought. And I feel like until the Rockets regain a crown, I'll be thinking about that 18 team a lot. That's true.

Kevin Brown. Stirning freaking Hitchcock. Camannetti is a Padre. Jim Layrits. Sucky-ass Padres. Now they have sucky-ass brown uniforms, sucky-ass big fount across their chest, and they just like to fight with people. There was a fat Tony Gwyn was on that team, too, wouldn't he? No, no, he was retired by then.

98? Yeah, because I was doing Rice baseball. I think we did a series at Tony Gwyn. I thought he was the coach at San Diego State when I was there. When was Tony Gwyn's last year? 2001. Was it day? Wow.

So they named the stadium after him even after he was still, I guess that happens quite a bit. Yeah, he played in that series against Houston. How do you do? Let me guess. Five for seven with five slap singles. He had 200. How many singles?

He had a couple doubles. What? Tony Gwyn at that point, his life was in doubles? Yeah, they must have been around the park home runs, but at that point in his career, they just dropped the anchor for a double. I'm sorry, I never got to talk to him. He seemed like to be the sweetest guy in America. I couldn't find that. When I've been to San Diego many times, I've been around the San Diego State program,

you couldn't find anybody that didn't like him. Just couldn't. All right, 1258. Let's get the second hour started at the Matt Thomas show. We'll feature Dr. Roto in one half hour. We will also have, in one hour, Dana Hogerson will be this for the first of his week. weekly visits before games this season. 713-212-5-790.

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Here we go with our number two of the Matt Thomas show. The time is 103. With Ross and Brendan and I'm Matt, we have the return of non-floress already at 230. We should have quite a bit. I feel like, again, when I start doing the research on this shortly, I'm going to go to Louisiana. I feel like at the end of the day that Louisiana just won't let me down. Louisiana man is an interesting one. Louisiana man goes to city council meetings and gets on the local access channel, right?

Louisiana man marries alligator. Louisiana man, no, tries to use alligator as house pet. Well, that's just going to happen. We had a guy called My Saturday Show, talking about his pet alligator, Wally Gator. What? Yeah. I remember that.

That's one of the best calls in the history of my, that's either number one or number two, the other one being the woman that said she had sex with the demon. How'd that go for her? She sounded really terrified, and I was actually worried for her. I know I have a good friend that says he believes he had relations with a ghost at one point.

Yeah, Bobby Brown That's not who I was thinking of But yeah, I mean What's his prerogative, Matt? He's going to do what he wants to do 713-212-570 7-1-3-212-5-7-90 Do you have the highlight of this call?

Is this what you want? I have Bobby Brown. I was being mounted by a ghost. Vivid with his details. Yes. I was being mounted by a ghost. So the ghost was on top. Yeah, I don't,

My friend did not tell me how explicitly his relationship with a ghost was. Okay. People marry ghosts. Speaking of married. We had that as a non-flora story once. Some British woman, and I think it was, yeah, she had married a ghost. Was it a big ceremony? I think so.

It was the ghost of a pirate or something like that. That must have been early on the non-flora story games. Okay. Speaking of married, you know, Maya Moore, the former WMBA player. Yes. This is very, very weird. She had spent two years trying to get a man out of prison who was wrongly convicted. Jonathan Irons.

And she was successful. And when Jonathan got out of prison, she was there in open arms. And obviously he was very appreciative because Maya had been working tirelessly on getting him out of prison. Come to find out if you've not heard about her. I'm sure you've heard about her. But their relationship was kind of under lock and key, right? they got married two days ago. Congratulations to them.

I remember when it first happened and she, I was like, wow, awesome, great story. This guy's wrongly convicted and she got out. And there was the video when he got released from prison. And Maya Moore was there like on her knees with her arms out, like worshiping the guy. I was like, this is a little weird? Is she like, this is her family member or something?

They've known each other for a long period of time. Okay, they noticed her for 13 years. They met when she was 18. It's a little weird. But how old is he? Was it age? I don't know how old he is. All right.

So I just, you know, good for her. Look, you find love in strange places. Under strange circumstances. Look, wouldn't be the first person to find love with a prisoner. I guess. Don't prisoners get mail from? Yeah, and then they ask for conjugal visits from these people. Probably at some point.

Yeah, I feel like I'm recapping the Mori Popovich soap from the last three or four days. All right, to the headlines. Astros lose one-nothing to. the Texas Rangers. I don't know how, but Rossi, this is the second time they have been shut out in the last week. Boy, this offense is a nasty roller coaster. Remember the first month of the year when the pitching was just eh? And everybody was, eh, and there was injuries were piling up. And it was, the Astros were still scoring seven runs a game. That's long gone. That's a baseball. When you can, when you can hit, you can't pitch, when you can't pitch,

you can't hit. Sometimes you just got to put it all together. And I thought it was interesting with George Springer told us on the show yesterday, if you didn't catch that, find it on our podcast at Sports790.com, he's like, you know what? When you play 60 games and you're in a 10 or 12 game run, it's no big deal because you're going to eventually, if you're a good baseball player, you bounce back from that. If it's 12 games, it's pronounced and it might take you the rest the season to get back to where you are. And by the time that it, where you are in that part of the season, the season may be over. I don't think we've, we clearly emphasize enough. The this extreme small sample size of this season.

The volatility, Matthew. Tye. It'd be like going from playing an NFL 18 game season to playing six. You went from 162 to 60? Hell it might be going from a 60 NFL game season to a 5 if you think about it. Maybe 6, maybe closer to it. Like this college football season is going to be played. Most teams are playing 10 games.

The Big 12 may be playing, I mean the Big 10 may be playing. I mean, the big 10 may be playing eight. What is the SEC going to play? They're playing 10 games all in conference. So that's a very subtle change. Most teams play 12. Occasionally, a few play will play 13, but that's small. This is dramatic.

And that's the one thing that I really took away from George visiting with us yesterday was that, man, you just don't have any room. You get hit hard on the road. Well, your ERA spikes from three and a half to six. Go ask Lance McCuller about how one bad performance. performance ruins your entire season. But it hasn't been just won. He's been terrible all on the road all season long.

All in a day's work for a gimmicky season, Matthew. It is. And again, we're going to be just as hypocritical, but at least we're being consistent, Rossiness. We told everybody, if the Astros don't win, this is a completely gimmicky season, and it doesn't count. And if the Astros win, we will have a social distance parade in downtown Houston because we'll use the phrase, well, somebody had to win it. Exactly. Might as well be us. The A team had Carlos Correan before the season and said, hey, we're not counting this as any kind of asterisk or anything.

Everybody's on the same playing field. Somebody's got to go out there and win. And the players will treat the same way. Because I guarantee you, next spring training, when you and I go to West Palm Beach, hopefully if they have spring training, they'll be able to say, what was last year like? Oh, man, we couldn't get into our rhythm. We were having playing doubleheaders some days. We were having strange days off. We were going to hotels in the road and not being able to leave.

there is a spring training schedule. Yeah. And it's full. And there's a full 162 game schedule also out for next year too. And the NBA is going to have to come to this pretty quick. Because the NBA season, I envision Ross, they want to go eight games, 82 games. They want to make as much, they want to get this revenue back. These teams, these leagues that don't play full seasons with full fans lose revenue.

And ultimately, when things are collectively bargained, they go off of, basketball revenue or off of baseball revenue. And if you don't have the revenue, nobody's winning. The owners aren't making as much money and those player salaries are dropping too. And the players don't want to hear that. And that's just a reality. So that's why I think there will be a significant push to not only play in arenas, where it may be four, five, six thousand people, but they're going to try to play 82.

How about these arenas in general? No, there's no concerts. When's the last time something happened in TOTA center? Early March. That is a building, Ross, that is used all the damn time. It's not overrun with the Astrodome Rats, is it? No, it's still fresh and clean. It's sanitized.

Why I was going there to do the Rockets playoff games in the arena? I'd sneak in the arena. He'd get some shots up? No, there's no basketball court. It was just a cold wall. I mean, a cold floor. Yeah. Depressing.

But Elton John was supposed to come back. Who else was supposed to? Was Janet Jackson supposed to come this? the summer? Well, now we know the importance of wearing masks and also the rapid tests are much more widely available and cheaper and hopefully even more widely available and even more cheap by the time that the NBA needs to have their next season. We just talked about how there hasn't been positives in the NFL. They're not in bubbles, so I was concerned about that. We have had college issues, but college kids are going to have issues no matter what.

So I think when you have party buses, you're going to have issues. By the way, there was a COVID positive test in the stands in Kansas City. Oh. And that group of people, the people that were around the person tested positive, had been asked to quarantine for 10 days. Okay. So they're saying, if I read the report, right, about 11 or 12 people out of 16,000. Mm-hmm. Would they test them at the door or what?

I don't know how they found out. The story just came down in a few minutes. I know they were testing. No, they can't test the door. That's what I'm saying. Well, at UT, they were testing students the day before, or just a couple days before. Somebody that must have gone to the game must have tested positive and called the cheese. Hey, hey, chief, by the way, sorry, guys.

Yeah, I was spreading COVID at your game. Sorry. But it was confined to one. My bad. It was combined to one section where the fans were where that fan was and the people around. Okay. Well, hopefully they masked and sanitized and everything's okay. And just because your quarantine doesn't necessarily mean you've got it.

You're just trying to be overly cautious, which, again, that's what you have to do during this time. All right. The Texans want fans in their stands. like 15,000. Do you guys want to go? Are you ready to buy? If I gave you tickets to see the Texans play, the Minnesota Vikings in two weeks,

would you take them from me to sit in a stadium of 15,000 people? Now, provided you'd wear your mask, well, let's presume Ross 50% of the time because you're going to be eating and drinking the other 50% right? Would you do it? Can you get a straw through your mask? Is that okay?

Be a little odd. We'll be lit. 713-212-5-790. 7-13-212-5-7. If you have the ability to go to a Texans game with 15,000 people in two weeks against the Vikings, would you want to go knowing what happened in Kansas City, which is very small, and knowing that you're probably going to have to wear a mask, at least when you are not eating and drinking. 713-212-5-790 with a message here for Shaw's Jewelry at the corner of West Gray and Montrose,

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I'm guessing Channel 11 is very happy about this because the television ratings will be higher for than normally. But the Texans would like to have as many as, according to a Chronicle report, 15,000 people in their stadium for the game against the Minnesota Vikings. They go to Pittsburgh next week. Oh, my God. This schedule blows Ross. Oh, and three? Oh, and three? No, no way, 0 and 3.

1 and 3. I think you start 0.3? Let's start 1 and 3. They start an 0-3. If they're going to win one, I think it's going to be at home with the Vikings, right? No, the Vikings is the 4th game. That's what I'm saying is. Oh, okay, I'm sorry.

Kansas City. I thought the Vikings were 3rd. Baltimore. Okay. Then at Pittsburgh, then home from Minnesota. 0-3. 0-n-3. Brendan O-N-3?

Oh, and 3 to finish 9 and 7. Okay. You've got O-N-3, 4th. finishing. You get them going nine and four after their start. Well, here's what I have. Two Jacksonville wins. Splits with the other two teams.

The team that just beat the Colts? That puts it, I'm not using one week. I'm just not. I'm just saying. I know what you're saying. Split against their two teams. So that's four wins. And then you've got to get five wins out of the collection of New England,

Cincinnati, Cleveland. You've already played that other two teams in the AMC North that are difficult. Packers, Lions on Thanksgiving, which you know, Brendan is an automatic win. I give them the Lions Bears in both Jaguars games

like right off the bat. Patriots. I don't think it's crazy to say 9 and 4 the rest of the way. Okay. Maybe they shocked the world and beat the Ravens. No. No.

Touchdown dog teams win all the time. I think they got a better chance of beating the Steelers in Pittsburgh than I do than they have them winning over the Ravens in Houston. matter of fact that might be a gut feeling for next Tuesday or at least a cover

713-212-5-790 Ross I hand you tickets they're absolutely free of charge to go to the Texans game I paid for them it's not like they're giving comps I pay I give them do you want to go to the game

325 game no no no the Minnesota game and Minnesota's 12 new this weekend's 325 the other ones no no because man at home watching Red Zone See I think

Texans on one TV red zone on the other See, I think it all depends on who the fan is. The three of us are not Texans fans. I don't want to speak for you. No, yeah. I was an owner fan. Same. You're a lion fan.

I think I would go, though. Because it's a new place to go check out a game. Also, I've been. I'm so tired of sitting at home and football games are one of my... I like going to football games. I know some people prefer the Red Zone experience. I think I would go. I go to a lot of sporting events.

I have been to NFL games. I love the red zone so much. I love that I can lay on my couch and flip that the timeouts feel like they're forever in the NFL that they just drag on and drag on and drag on plus the Wi-Fi energy is very, very average at best. That's horrible. Yeah, I mean, I haven't been there in years,

but it's usually horrible. Yeah, so I would not, if I got, now, if I took my son or sons or daughter, it's different because my son really wanted to go to a game last year, so we went. But if it's just me and you going, you and I are not going. I don't go with you. We're from buying beers. Let's go.

713-212-5-790. Would you be interested in being one of the 15,000 people at that game against the Minnesota Vikings? Mike's in Pearland at 123. Hi, Mike. Mike, what's the word? You give me tickets? I'm going, man. I would go if you'd give me the tickets because you buy enough food, snacks, and drinks and drinks and drinks and stuff.

You don't have to wear the mess. You just keep beating your face. and I'm not scared. You know, we take risk every freaking day here in this country with, you know, driving our cars, walking across the street, whatever. When are people going to start being accountable for them, taking account for themselves instead of waiting for the government to do something for them with it, you know? Just, you know, let's just go to the game.

Wear your mask. Have fun. Okay. Thanks for the call. The mask issue is nothing for me. I mean, I'm used to. I'm used to mask life now. Yeah, I mean, we're going to.

the grocery store, we're going to restaurants. Yeah, I've been wearing around here. Like, I'm just used to wearing my mask. Yeah, that didn't even, it does play a role. I'm not a mask whiner. But there are some people that. I want to cry and wine and bitch and moan. Well, it wouldn't be that.

It would be, I don't want to get out in the public period. Okay, that's fine. There's just work, home, grocery store, no interest in restaurants. Don't want to get the COVID. I'm just not in that category. I feel like I'm well adjusted mask life at this point. Oh, yeah. I don't like, I mean, I don't like it.

I don't like it at all, but I want you. I want everyone to wear and I'm wearing. But I don't like it. Trust me, I don't like it. The fogging of the glasses really is irritating. And the fact that I... That doesn't happen to me, but... Well, you're lucky.

That I feel like I'm going to trip every five seconds. Claudia in Wharton at 125. Hi, Claudia. Yeah. You're on. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I would go. Corny's not going away, so...

You know? I didn't hear your last word. Go ahead and say that again? You said you would go. I said the corona is not going away. No, it isn't going away. We're going to, you know, we have to deal with. Thank you for the phone call there.

I mean, if everybody's, you know, is there masks that required? You're social distancing. You're keeping clean and using all the proper precautions. You should be fine. Yeah, I went to my doctor yesterday for just my routine checkup and I was just, I'm curious. Is everything okay? I mean, there could always be improvement. How's the blood pressure?

actually down. That's good. And I'm 11 pounds lighter today than I was a year ago at this point. That tapeworm really did you wonders. You're going to a special place in hell. See you there. Yeah, that's true. No, well, that's good to hear, but no, what you're saying is that I said, you know,

what do you think about a vaccination? He goes, well, it's just going to take a long time. Well, don't, I mean, the antibodies go away after three months. So you just have to get vaccinated every three months or what? I think that's a... And we need to get Dr. Fauci back on. Can we get Dr. Fauci and a mobile back on? It was such a popular segment last time.

Let's talk to our buddy, Dr. Roto. Now, he's not a medical doctor. What a great segue. Let's just ask Dr. Roto. He's got a Ph.D. in fantasy football. That he does. We'll hear from him next. If you got any questions for Dr. Roto, we'll take him in segment number two.

713-212-5-790. The Good Doctor is next. Give me the news. Fastest 30 minutes at major market radio begins right now with a good doctor. We were talking about COVID cases, Dr. Rorto. Are any comments on COVID? No, I didn't think so. How are you, Doc?

That was the past 10 seconds. I know. I know. All right, so you live in Fort Myers, so you're not, you're two hours from Tampa. You are in Buccaneer territory. Is there any steam to this Bruce Ariens, Tom Brady not getting along these days? What's going on down there? You know, people overreact.

Week one is like overreaction. in week one. Look, Bucking had a real tough matchup. I was saying for a Super Bowl. And this, you know, I haven't had time to gel. That's certainly not 100% so the offense was out of whack. Look, if he struggled this week against the Panthers at home, then we can discuss. Right now, let's just let the game play. All right.

Let's get to speaking of games playing. I criticized the NFL last week because the Monday night games, when you and I were growing up, Doc, they were the sexy matchups. Three of the four teams did not play in the playoffs last year. They were on Monday night football. So we're going to move past that. It's the Thursday night opener, Dr. Roto. It's the Bengals and the Browns.

I mean, the only reason why you're watching this is because you're from Ohio. You've got a bet on the game or you've got fantasy. So let's get to the third part of that. Who's sitting? Who's staying? Who's going to play? Who's going to score big in the Bengals and Browns this week? All right.

So let's see. So Baker Mayfield historically has always done well. like people are missing two guys from the defensive lines. That should be an issue. I think if you need to love him this week, but I like them. Beckham has to get on track. If he doesn't get the ball, he's even though. So he got to, he's not one of time.

And stop. We're going to try this again. We're going to try to get Dr. Rodo a better line. Because he was getting chockful information there, Rossi, but we just couldn't hear words. So we're going to try to reestablish that connection. Is he a submarine? No.

I mean, I guess there are submarines in Fort Myers. That's true. So if we need to maybe find a landline for Doc, whatever the case. Dr. Roto is a Florida man is what you're saying. Well, he's not eligible for Florida stories. By the way, non-Florida stories today. Mine is coming from Kentucky. Okay.

Yours is coming from? Undetermined. Undetermined. And we have, I think we have an international one coming from Brendan Rale. So we're going to try to establish Dr. Roto again. And again, if you want to get a question for Dr. Roto in the next segment, you may do so. at 713-212-5-790. 7-1-3-212-5-7-90.

We'll have Dana Holgerson joining us coming up in about 25 minutes. All right, let's try a Roda one more time. All right to it. Browns and Bengals, who sits and who plays? He's done well against the Bengals. The Bengals are missing two guys on their defensive line. So I think if you need Baker, you can start them. Beckham got 10 targets last week.

He also had four targets that were on penalties. So, I mean, he really was the third most targeted receiver last week, but he didn't catch the ball because Baker was very inaccurate. I think he has a better week. I'm starting Nick Chub for sure. I think this is a game where they established the run. On the Bengals side, I mean, you can't bench, go mix, and I just don't expect a big night.

But my favorite play in the Bengals is Tyler Boyd. I think he will get the football. You know, it's not a great game, but it's fantasy. So we watch it. Give me two or three of your massive. disappointments from last week? I think Antonio Gibson was a massive disappointment. This was a guy that we were expecting to have the starting running back job for the Redskins,

and all of a sudden we see Peyton Barber running two touchdowns in. So I think that was a disappointment. I think Austin Echler was a disappointment. I mean, the guy had how many receptions last year, and he didn't have any in week one? I mean, if the Chargers got lucky winning that game, by the way, but you have to get Echler involved in the passing game. All right, let's get to some of the games this weekend. We'll stay in the AFC South. Jags and Titans, we know who's going to play for the Tennessee.

Was there anything that came out of the Jacksonville game that surprised you in terms of a player that you may want to put towards the end of your bench that may be worthy of playing or maybe perhaps a free agent pickup? Yeah, I think a lot of people are missing out on the Jaguars. There's some talent there. They're building something that's good. So James Robinson is an absolute three-down running back. They felt comfortable getting rid of Leonard Fortnet because I knew they had him.

He was the number one running back in the FCS last year. Secondly, DJ Chark, who most people know, but Leviska-Shanalt, this guy, he's going to get better as the season goes on. And in fantasy, if you have a spot deep at your bench, I would look at him. And then lastly, on defense, CJ Henderson did a really good job covering T.Y. Hilton. And so I tend to look at the wide receiver cornerback matchups. So when you look at that, it's very underrated that people look at that, but I think in fantasy it's important. who is your wide receiver going up against? There are certain shutdown quarterbacks out there like Stefan Gilmore,

you know, Darius Slay, we want to avoid some of those guys. All right, we mentioned to you last week about quarterbacks and new venues. We've seen one week, which is obviously an incredibly small sample size, but what did you take away from the Panthers and Bucks with new quarterbacks and what they should do this week? Well, look, I think that Tom Brady had a rough week. And once again, I told you that was about the Saints are good defense, and Mike Evans was not healthy.

Ronald Jones is their running back. They are not the Bucks. The Bucks will step it up this week. Okay, the Bucks will step it up this week. I think Brady has a good week, except Chris Godwin does have a concussion issue, so I think he's 50-50 as to whether he plays. I thought Teddy B played all right last week.

I thought it was problem with the coaching. I mean, Christian McCaffrey had three receptions last week, and then on that fourth and one, they hand the ball to the fullback. I mean, what are you doing? You're the best player in the game, and you're giving the ball to a fullback? I mean, that's some bad play calling there.

All right, let's go to the first. The Vikings and the Colts, Philly Style does what he normally does, and it throws a fourth quarter interception. The Vikings, let's be honest, the Packers' offense was way more prolific in that game last Sunday, was it not? Well, okay, so people need to key in on the fact that the Vikings secondary is very young and very inexperienced, and Aaron Rogers took complete advantage of that. Devante Adams, Alan Lazard, Deltes Scantling, you name it,

that person would have scored a touchdown. So you would think that Hilton and Paris Campbell are going to have good. good weeks. Minnesota wants to run the football, but the Packers didn't let them do that because the Packers got out to such a lead that the Vikings were playing from behind. I think this game is going to be a lot closer this week. I also think that, you know, Jonathan Taylor is somebody that if you haven't seen this guy or you don't know this guy, he's a fantasy star. So if you can make a trade for Jonathan Taylor, go do it. Niam Hines will be very involved in the offense. Rivers loves to throw his running backs out of the backfield. Look at Danny Woodhead. Look at Austin Echler.

And Nimehimes is just like that. Perhaps the biggest surprise in the NFL last week besides the fact that Jaguars were eight-point dogs and won the game was what Washington did with Philadelphia. What do we learn about the Redskins offensively and from a fantasy perspective with their victory over Philadelphia last week? Yeah, that wasn't as shocking as most people think because the Philadelphia Eagles had like four guys out on their offensive line. And the Redskins' best strength is their pass rush with Chase Young and Jonathan Allen. So, I mean, look, Went made some bad plays and Dwayne Haskins did just enough. I think the Redskins are in a little bit of trouble this week. I think you're looking about going to the Cardinals,

and the Cardinals play to breakneck pace, and that's something I want people out there to key in on. Pace. Pace means more plays. More plays means more opportunity, and more opportunity to get you more fantasy points. So we love the Cardinals. In terms of the Eagles,

Lane Johnson is expected back. I think that's big. If he's not there, you watch Aaron Donald. He could have three sacks this week. All right, the Patriots had some success with a nice, consistent, nothing spectacular type approach against the Miami Dolphins, they now go across the country to play a very, well, typically ferocious Seattle defense. How will Cam Newton in your mind and the rest of his skill position players doing week number two? I mean, Cam did last week what Cam does. He controls

that game. He runs the ball. He throws when he has to. That's Cam at his best. Are we going to get that Cam every week? No, but when he plays the Jets twice, he plays the Dolphins twice and a couple other crappy teams. You're going to see that. Now he goes to Seattle. He's going to have to show up. He's going to have to throw the ball. Can Cam throw the ball? Can he find Julian Edelman? Can he find to kill Harry? I don't know. So I think we saw Cam it as best in week one. In week two, I think we're going to see more of a mediocre cam. And look, Russell Wilson played great. And the Seahawks threw the ball more than people thought they would. I mean, Chris Carson, the word of have here was restrained. He barely did anything after the first quarter. So I think the Seahawks

around to something there, letting Russell Wilson pass more. Is Kyle Allen going to have another big week this week? Oh, Josh Allen? Josh Allen. Josh is going to have a good week. Yeah, I mean, he historically kills the dolphins. I mean, he had his best games last year against Miami. And so I think that Buffalo is a pretty good team.

They've won the ball well. They've got new good skill players with stuff on Diggs and John Brown. You're playing on DFS. I think you can certainly play Josh Allen and sees the elite your start at him. I just think we're just nervous about picking a guy with such a little experience putting up. What did he have? I mean, over 300 yards of the air last week, right? And plus good moving on the ground, too. Well, his floor, you know, in fantasy terms, I call things feelings and floors. His floor is very high because he's mobile, right? And when they get in the

five-yard line, he sometimes runs it in. So when he's passing like he did last week, he's a real good quarterback. Now, the Jets may have had the worst pass rush I think I've ever seen. There were times where Josh Allen just took out a lawn chair and just sat there, and nobody came near him. So I think it's going to be a little bit better this week with the top of it, but not much better. I think with no pass rush, I don't going to carve them up. We talked about Washington a minute ago with the Cardinals hosting him this week. Did all the success that DeAndre Hopkins have come in an expense of the other guys that were wearing wide receiver uniforms for the Cardinals?

Yes, absolutely. And that's a great point. So my prediction for week two is I think we're going to see a topsy-turvy week. So you're not going to give DeAndre Hopkins another 14 receptions. because he'd have 28 and Christian Kirk would have zero. So week two is like a make-up week for coaches. So now maybe Hopkins has six or seven catches, but Kirk has five. You've got to integrate guys in the offense.

So I think a lot of players that had bad weeks in week one will have much better weeks in week two. All right. If you've got any questions for Dr. Roto, the easiest way to get them to me is to talk to Dr. Roto yourself. 713-212-5-790. 7-1-3-212-5-7-90. the good doctor with us for another segment. If you've got a question, you can also send it to me via Twitter at SportsMT,

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Dr. Rital, I got somebody that's facing me in fantasy football this week wants advice from you. So whatever I tell you when he sends me the text, I want you to just give him erroneous information. Are you okay with that? I like our music is back, I know. Classic is back. I know. All right. A coworker of ours, I won't mention his name.

It rhymes with Batham Ranton, wants to know this important question. Ken and Drake versus Washington's run defense or Ronald Jones against the Carolina run defense. I bat him. I would play Kenyon Drake because I actually think this is going to be a Leonard Fournet week. So there you go. Why do you think it's Leonard Fournet week? It looked like Tom Brady was perturbed with him last week. Maybe so, but you pay the guy 3.25 mil. And if you want to win a Super Bowl, it's not going to be with a guy like Ronald Jones is going to be with Fournet because he's a star. So the Carolina Panthers have one of the three worst run defenses in the NFL.

If there's ever a week to get this guy the ball and get his rolling, this is the week. So, you know, I don't love him this week, but I certainly don't. I didn't wake up this morning loving Ronald Jones either. All right. So can I interrupt it now and ask Roto a question since Adam Klan got one in? Sure, why not? Hey, Doctor. It's Ross.

How are you? Hey, Ross. How are you been? I'm great. Sit to Odell Beckham, Calvin Ridley, Hollywood Brown, DJ Moore, Deontay Johnson. Wow. I know. That's a good line of it.

Yeah, it is good line. Bragher. I'm not sitting Ridley ever. I'm not sitting Marquis Brown ever. Right? They're just too good. So between Johnson has a tough matchup. I like the player.

I don't like the matchup. More could be garbage time. I think they're going to feed Beckham. So I'm okay sitting Johnson, and I think it's your choice between Beckham and more who you feel more comfortable with. Thank you. Speaking of Hollywood Brown, we did not go to the Ravens Texans yet. I would assume every single wide receiver running back tight end ever for Baltimore should be in somebody's lineup this week.

Would that be fair to say? Yeah, fire up your Ravens. But look, I'm going to give you guys some hope. I'm planning on DFS this week. I'm going to roll with some contrarian lineups with the Texans there. Because if the Texans can keep this game close and Vegas has this game at like a 51. So unless we think that the Ravens are going to win, you know, 4110, which is possible, I think the Texans are going to be closer this week.

So, I mean, look, I love Marquise Brown. I love Mark Andrews, Dobbins and Ingram and Lamar Jackson. But look, David Johnson looks spry last week, shockingly. Will Fuller is a good player. Watson is always a threat. So, you know, they have a puncher's chance. I will, you know, I was actually teasing the audience about taking David Johnson in a keeper league in the third round.

I mean, I think him and Brayning Cooks, and, again, Brandon, the offense was so sluggish, But those could be the two real go-to guys for Deshaun this year at the end of the day, right? No, Deshawn's going to go to Will Fuller. Look, they're going to validate David Johnson's trade, and David Johnson played real well. But he's not the Andre Hopkins. Hopkins showed you what a difference maker he is, right? So, I mean, the guy goes to the carnals and is a superstar. So, I mean, look, let's just call what it is.

This is a terrible trade, and it was a trade that never needed to happen. It was just so Brian didn't want to deal with Hopkins anymore and vice versa. Yeah, and he also caught more. passes than anybody else on the entire team. That's how good his week was. But we didn't bring that up on the show, but maybe like five or ten times. 713-212-5-790 for the good doctor. 7-1-3-212-5-7-90.

Garrett in Cyprus for Dr. Roto. Hi, Garrett. Hey, thanks for taking my call. Sure. Dr. Roto, I just had a quick question for you. For Noah Fant, I picked him up and drop Robbkin, Grunkowski. Do you see him as a bigger threat than Hayden Hurst? And then real quick, if you got time, Malcolm Brown, would you ride that train?

Yeah. So, Fant was really good in the first half on Monday Night's game. And then he turned into a phantom in the second half and I stopped throwing at him. But I do like him. I think he's a good player. Tough matchup with the Steelers, though, this week. I like Hayden Hurst. I think that he wasn't used as much last week because Jamal Adams is there and that's a tougher matchup.

I think he's going to do better against the Cowboys. in terms of playing them, I think their point production will be similar this week. Here's the thing about Malcolm Brown. The Cowboys didn't have Sean Lee and Leighton Vander Esch, who was their best linebacker, got hurt in the middle of the game. The Rams ran the ball 40 times. I mean, that is a crazy number. That's not going to happen again this week.

The Eagles have a very good run defense. So I like Malcolm Brown, but I don't love him. I think the better running back there is Cam Acres. And I think anybody who spent gobs of money on Malcolm Brown is going to be a little disappointed. Thanks for the phone call. We appreciate you listening. Brown. You just talked about him. Miller, Montgomery, Reagan. Cortland Sutton's a guy that I can't wait to use, but he sounds like he's still questionable for the game this week. Is that right? He is. We don't know that. And even if he plays, once again, the Steelers are a tough matchup. So, you know, I don't really love anybody in that for the Broncos.

And I thought, honestly, let's just look back on that Bronco game. That was one of the worst coaching jobs I think I've ever seen. That was bad clock management at the end of the game, really, and some bad play calling Jerry Judy. I hope he doesn't eat with. those hands because, man, it's going to be all, the food's going to be all over his shirt. That guy's got to catch the football better. I mean, Drew, he made, Drew Locke had another 80 yards passing if Judy had just caught the ball. Joining us now here in the Matt Thomas show, Jerry Judy on with Dr. Roto. Judy Howard. No, I'm just kidding. He's not there. Let's go to Dustin in the northeast part of town. Megat southeast at 798-154. Hi, Dustin. Hey, guys. Just quick question. After Rodo's comments, I had to call in. So for a PPR

league flex position. I was going to go with Ronald Jones, but I have Beckham on the bench. I have Sammy Watkins on the bench. Got Mike Williams on the bench. Yeah, so the two guys out of those bunch that I really like. I like Mike Williams, and I like Beckham.

I do. Sammy Watkins, this is a tough matchup because they have Casey Hayward and Chris Harris there. So I think there's going to be somebody else that we're not thinking about who's going to score for the Chiefs. Maybe it's DeMarcus Robinson. Maybe it's Nicole Hardman. maybe is Travis Kelsey, but I'm not sure it's the receivers.

I do, Mike Williams is interesting. Tyrae Taylor likes throwing deep, and I think that he's going to be in play. And look, I think you have to feed Beckham. If you can't get Beckham going against the Bengals, when are you going to get him going? And then if he is a malcontent, you're going to have to trade this guy by week eight because he's not going to want to be there. So I think this is a Beckham week. All right.

Thanks for the phone call. We'll get in one more here before we get to your lock. Let's go to Josh in Cyprus on 790. Josh. Hey, Dr. Roto. I got two quick ones for you. I'm torn between Joe Burrow and Deshawn Watson or J.K. Dobbins or Joe Mixon. Yeah, you know, it's tough because the Bengals, you know, we don't know what to expect.

I thought Burrow played all right last week. He looked good on that last drive, but the Chargers were pretty good. I think this game is going to be over the 44 points, but I don't feel comfortable yet with Joe Burrow. Joe Mixon, look, you took him probably in the first or second round. I mean, do we want to bench him? I don't think so. I think they need to get him more involved in the passing game. So I'll bench morrow and I'll play mix.

Bench, borrow, and play mixing. He said easily. Ladies and gentlemen, we asked Dr. Orto once a week to come up with the definitive. No doubt about it. Guy to go to for this week in fantasy football. It's Dr. Roto's lock of the week. Yeah, I think I really like Doc Prescott this week. I think the Cowboys need this win.

Doc played okay last week, not sensational. Now you get the Falcons. and the Falcon secondary is terrible. So I think that Michael Gallup could score CD Lamb, Amari Cooper, especially with Jarwin out. I think Prescott's going to have a real good week. I'm thinking like 300 yards and three-passing touchdown. All right.

So, Dak is this week's lock of the week. Dr. Roto, working the folks find you. Yeah, you can find it at s.i.com backslash Fantasy. That Sports Illustrated, we have this new football plus product. It's really good and highly recommended, not crazy expensive. I think you get a lot of use out of it. And, of course, at Twitter at DRROTO. Great stuff, as always, friend.

We'll talk again next Thursday. You got it. Good luck, I'm too. All right. That is the good. The one, the only. The good Dr. Roto with us here on Sports Talk 790. Dana Hogerson, coach the Cougars.

Next, 156 on Sports Talk 790. Is the Matt Thomas Show. 201 on the Matt Thomas show. Good afternoon, Houston, Texas. We are happy to be. joined as we were last year and we'll be with us two days prior to every game. It was supposed to be Friday against Memphis, but that all got changed around and then all a sudden out of nowhere, the Houston Cougars are going to play the Baylor Bears.

We'll have the broadcast for you on 950 KPRC and I'm looking forward to getting to McLean Stadium to see that new facility and I'm sure Dana Holgerson is as well. Coach, good afternoon. Are we doing the tradition of walking around campus on this 2 o'clock hours? Is it the same deal? or are you in the office today? Well, it's a funny story. You got a minute?

For you, I got like an hour. Well, so, you know, we've been in this worldwide pandemic for going on, what, seven months now? Mm-hmm. So a lot of, like, reflection and I did a ton of walking, like, probably upwards of about six miles a day. you know and so a lot of thinking a lot of changing evaluating how you do things and then changing and implementing different ways of doing things and so our practice schedule is a little bit different

so this morning on Thursdays you know we kind of wrap things up we go in the morning on Tuesday and Thursday morning and then we go on the afternoon on Sunday and Wednesday so it's kind of a quick turnaround from Wednesday night to Thursday morning long story short, I've already walked about five miles, so I walked before practice and after practice. And so now I'm just kind of getting my binder ready for the game this Saturday here in the office. And you're having a big chocolate shake to celebrate your five-mile walk?

No. Cake pops. Much better. Yeah, Lewis Jewelries, which is a big University of Houston supporter. They dropped off a bunch of these cake pops. So I've already had a great. couple of them. Well, I'm not going to judge you on that. All right, let's get right to it.

How cranky were your boys, coach, when you had to tell them about the situation at Memphis, I'm presuming they knew about it already, and then how ecstatic were they when you came in them and said, we're going to Waco, Texas on Saturday? Yeah, they probably knew more about it than I did. You know, the coaches

don't talk to each other very much, and what I'm gathering, administrators don't really talk to each other very much either, but our players talk a lot, right? So a lot of our guys know a lot of the players on Memphis. So, you know, it's funny. I mean, just with social media and being able to communicate with a whole bunch of people, like, constantly all day long, I would say the majority of our team knew more than coaches did.

And this kind of came about last Friday. You may know more than I do, but I know kind of some of the media started hitting on Friday. and we I had I had a mock game scheduled for Friday night so they weren't coming in until five o'clock in the afternoon. We were going to meet them for a while and then go to the stadium and do a pregame thing and you know kind of do a mock kickoff at 630. Well at five o'clock they're looking at me like what's up coach? And I'm like guys you guys you guys probably know more than I do.

You know, we got to stay ready to play. I mean the game at this point in time is on. So we got to stay ready to play. And they were good. You know, I said today's not about Memphis. Today's about Houston. Today's about, you know, us understanding game day, understanding pregame, how the locker room works. You know, there's a lot of guys on the team that went through this last year, but there's a lot of guys that didn't go through it last year as well.

So we need to, you know, how the sideline is going to work, how substitutions work, you know, how the flow of the game works. So regardless if we play Memphis or we play the Dallas Cowboys next Friday night, you know, this is still going to be good for us. So I had their attention, you know, but then afterwards, when we called it up, they're just kind of looking at me like, what are we going to do? I was probably a little concerned on if that game got postponed what I was going to do this week, you know, just because for eight weeks, we've been gearing ourselves towards playing this upcoming weekend. And I just felt like we were ready for game week, you know,

and then this opportunity presented itself literally, you know, within the next 12 to 20 hours, this thing was done. From the time Friday night was over to the time it was done, it was an easy thing because we were ready to play, and I commend both administrations for making it happen so quickly. Both coaching staffs were excited, and I know both teams as far as the players were excited as well. You know, I got a phone call from Pez when I was at the mall on Saturday,

and I'm like, oh, no, the Memphis game. And he goes, well, wait. And he said, what if I told you were going to Waco? and I'm like, oh, heck yeah. Not only to rejuvenate that series, but he said, hey, there's two more matchups this decade. So if this went from a, oh, no, no more football again another week to, not only do you get to play a quality opponent,

you get to play on national television, the game of the week early on, but you also get to do this and re, you know, rejuice a series that was very advantageous to both sides, say, 25, 30 years ago. Yeah, it's a win-win. everybody. You know, I was shocked to hear that we hadn't played Baylor in 25 years. You know, I mean, obviously aware that, you know, and I've educated our team, you know, long before this about the history of the Southwest Conference, you know, the old rivals that existed, you know, the fact that it's a damn shame that the University of Houston doesn't play

the likes of Baylor and Texas and Texas Tech, which we're playing opening up with Texas Tech next year, which is going to be awesome. It's just really good for the university because our university is ready. It's really good for our athletic department. It's really good for our football team, the fan base, the players enjoy it. So it's a win-win for everybody, you know. And I'm just glad it came together. And then once again, I commend, you know, Chris Pezman and our administration for getting

on it so quick and having the wherewithal to get a couple more games scheduled down the road as well. So it's a game that should be played. It's a damn shame. It hadn't happened in 25 years, but we get to do it here this time. Dan, is this the first time that Clayton Toon knows in a week one his exact role? I mean, obviously with other great quarterbacks had been through here the last couple of years, you know, he knew his role as a backup and didn't know how much he was going to play, if any. This is his football team.

And tell us about what it's been like watching him grow just during this pandemic in terms of it's his football team. he's a single caller. He's a number one guy. Now he just wants to get on the field and prove that he's worth it. Yeah, you're right. I mean, you know, game one, two years ago, he was the backup to Deeric and ended up playing in five games that year,

but knew Deerick was coming back. And then last year, he was the guy for seven games, I believe, is what he ended up starting in and playing in. And, you know, knew he was the starter, you know, started the season, he was Derek's backup, but then was the starter for seven games, but also knew that Derek was coming back. So he's in a different mindset right now. And, you know, once he knew it was his team and he was the guy, then I think that allows

you to, you know, have a clear mind and commit to it 100%. And everybody looks at you a little bit different. Now, there's responsibility with that, too. But he's the type of guy that can handle that responsibility and understands the magnitude of what being the starting quarterback means. You know, he looks like a starting quarterback. I mean, he's a good looking 6-2, 210-pound broad-shouldered guy that smiles and talks good and is intelligent.

And, oh, yeah, by the way, can throw the football pretty accurately and pretty far and can run as well. So he's got the respect to the team. He's allowed to be able to grow now and do it freely, and he's done so. So a completely different guy right now than what he was, at any point last year. And I'm excited about watching them play. People got to play good around them,

but part of the thing about being the starting quarterback is making people around you better as well. And he understands that and it's currently doing that. So I'm excited about seeing where we're at. I'm excited about seeing where he's at. It looks a whole lot better in practice right now, but we practice differently now, too. So some of the stuff's on air,

but at least we're playing balls on air. And looking forward to seeing where we're at here. Saturday. And you've got a good feel for Charlie Brewer. And this guy's been at Baylor, I mean, through the darkest times, and now he's got another coach. And so what do you expect from him? And also on the defensive side, do you spend a lot of time looking at Dave oranda tape from, you know, LSU to kind of figure out what he thinks is best for his program? I obviously different kids, but I'm thinking schematically about the same thing, right? Yeah, game one's always tricky. I don't care if you're going against the staff that, like, you know, them going. against us. I mean, offense, defense, special teams is the same. You got a bunch of video you

can watch last year. Well, they just really don't, when it comes right down to it, they don't know what I've been up to for the last eight months. And so things could be different. You know, Charlie Brewer, great player at Texas High School has won everywhere he's been. As is a tough, gritty, intelligent football player with a lot of experiences. His coming out party was against West Virginia three years ago. And we, we, we, we, we, we, were in Waco and we were winning by about 31 points, 32 points, and he brought him back within a two-point conversion to tie the game. So, yeah, I saw his coming out party and he's a fantastic football player and, you know, he's a dual-threat guy that's pezzy and smart and we'll be

able to pick things up quick. Now, what are they going to do offensively? It's a little bit of a guess. You know, I mean, Joe Wickland, their O-Line coach was with me at West Virginia, so I kind of know what his thoughts and ideas are. I've known Larry Fedora for a long time. There's a lot of information to go back and look at. How much does he learn from Texas last year being the analyst is something we got and taken into consideration? Dave Miranda defensively got the head coaching job at Baylor because of what he does

defensively. I doubt he strays too far from that. You know, he hired a guy that he used to work for in Ron Roberts. And they do kind of the same thing. He was the D.C. at Louisiana, Lafayette. You kind of just take those two and you kind of merge them and you guess. And then game one is always about adjustments. It's about coming out and kind of seeing what their plan is and then being able to adjust.

I like the fact that our staff has a lot of continuity and we'll have answers for whatever they do, regardless of if it's offense, defense or special teams. Coach, I'd like to wish you luck personally Saturday in Waco, but we're going to be in the press box and we can't come on the field. So I'll just wish you good luck here today. And we'll look forward to talking with you next Thursday prior to the game against North Texas. great time in Waco. I appreciate it. It's going to be different. You know, that stadium's pretty cool. They did a good job with it. I've been there a couple of times. You know, it's going to be comfortable. So you'll be comfortable up there in that box calling a good football game. And it'd be a little bit different, but at least we get a lineup and play, right? Amen to that. Thanks,

Coach, for the time. We appreciate it. We'll talk to you next week. See, bud. You got it, Dana Hogerson with us here on the Matt Thomas show and his conversations are always brought to you by our friends of the joint chiropractic. They are the official chiropractor of the Houston Cougars. You can go to the joint.com for more information about any one of the many clinics all throughout the Houston area. 213 is our time. We are 15 minutes away from non-Florida stories, the resumption of this great segment we'd like to do. We'd like to find stories that are found outside the state that provides the easiest stories. And then, of course, is Florida. If you want to get in, 713-212-5-790, 7-1-3-212-5-790 with a message right now for our friends at improvemy erection.com.

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A couple things I want to catch you up on if we resume the Matt Thomas show after Dr. Lotto in our visit with Dana Holderson. The Texans had a Zoom call with Jamie Roots their president today. Kind of talking about the plan for them to have 15,000 people in the game against Minnesota in early October. seats that cannot be used will be zip tied. So no moving around, Rossi. Not buying the upper deck seat and find your lower level spot. Dang.

They finally figured out my plan. Yeah. Cashless transactions will be in place, meaning if you don't bring a credit card, you are not going to eat and drink. Man, what if I'm your regular everyday neighborhood drug deal and all I have is cash? Your SOL.

Mobile ticketing for entrance. So hard copy tickets. Uh-uh. roaming sanitation teams throughout the building. They're just spraying you down like the guy who drives around with the mosquito. Fog. Now about this. The staffing will be at normal 72,000 event, capacity event.

Oh, that's good. That means no lines. Well, it means that you're not, you've got to follow the rules and they're going to be plenty of people to make sure you follow the rules. They're going to keep their eye on you. Eye on you. And again, capacity roughly about 15,000. Yeah, I like this. You can do it safely.

Yeah. We're going to have to do this. We have to do this. We have to get people back doing what they want to do, and that's going to sporting events. We have to be safe. We have to make. Nothing's irresponsible.

And we got to make money. That's what I was going to say. We've got to make these leagues money if we want to keep them operating. You want to see Deshawn Watson throwing deep touchdowns to Will Fuller, for as long as his hamptych-by. By the way, if you are that person that says, well, this is out of that many. Well, then guess what? Everything.

Restaurants open up not for the benefit of. of you having not to cook. They want you, they want to make money. Bars want to open up again because they want to serve you drinks to make money. Everybody is making money. So this whole thought of how irresponsible. Let me, I feel like I'm talking to Christine Brennan directly.

This is Christine for you, okay? Matt Thomas is in front of this microphone to make some money, baby. Yeah. I mean, I love talking sports with you, but I ain't if I'm getting to check, then I'll be at home. Christine Brennan writes for whatever rag she's writing for to make money. Yeah. Well, I'll check it out next time out of Marriott, Springfield. I'll read the USA today.

I'll check out the next time it's laying in the garbage at the airport. Because that's what people do with normally the USA Today. That's the only time I read USA days. It used to be a great paper. It's now just, it's just garbage. It's a lot of Stephen Ruiz top 20 lists. And it's Christine Brennan. I hate sports, but I'm a sports writer.

Hello, I'm Christine Brennan. I'm really. I despise sports. Why does you talk like Westwood One guy? Because I'm mad. How dare you, Big Ten? Play for money. Christine and Brennan is possessed, like in Ghostbusters 2.

I love sports. Don't you hear my voice? The exorcist. She should just get out of it. She doesn't like sports. She rips on sports constantly. The darkest day in Big Ten has screen. Embarrassing.

Pump the brakes, Christine. All right. One other thing I want to get to before we get to some more phone calls, we got non-flora stories the next segment. So the Astros are playing here this weekend. And they are supposed to go to Seattle next weekend. Yes.

Well, so are the Padre supposed to go to Seattle this weekend. Yes. And they're not going to be able to. They're going to ship that series to San Diego because the air quality in Seattle remains porous. how's it better in San Diego I guess the fires aren't that far south no they were there

I have a friend of mine went to high school with that had to leave her home for a couple days because the air quality was so bad but they're I guess they're better in San Diego now it's returned what's going on in Tijuana 20 minutes away hated Tijuana went one time I'll never go again

I've been through there it's very gross what's wrong with it well the only good thing is you get to buy a bunch of beers at a very cheap amount I was going to say the bars were nice and cheap and I got a bunch of El Paso street talk But somebody got an ice cream cone there and it had flies over the ice cream cone and I was like, I am never going back.

You know, I act like you never bowed to picnic and got a fly on your food. Multiple flies? And there was a lady who had a styrofoam cooler full of tamales. Ooh, they were so good. And you were in the bathroom for two days after that. Well, that was, I think, because we drank the water and insinia. Which was a mistake. So let's go back to it.

The reason why this is a story. By the way, my throat hurts got to do. And Christine Brennan is worse with one day. I was worried for your health, Matt. Long-term health. You got 40 minutes left to the show. So the Padres are going to then host that series. But they'll be the road team?

Yes. Like the Giants were the road team on their home ballpark just yesterday. There is a thought that if Seattle-Ling fixed, that series comes to Houston. That's good. Which not only, first of all, benefit. Lance McCuller says, Lance McCuller's like,

I? I'll pitch four times. I'll pitch every again. Well, here's the thing. First of all, the Astros are much better at Minutemate Park. I don't care if it's home or road. I mean, when they bat. But that's saving yourself a four and a half hour flight.

That flight's never two hours and 12 minutes. True. That flight's never 345. It's always four plus hours. And you would think probably because of the air quality, the air traffic is probably a little more limited in terms of, you know, two planes can't land at once. Hell, I don't know.

I'm just saying that that might be a supreme best. benefit to save themselves, the travel, the hotel. And then they're supposed to play Wednesday at 540, Rossi, in Seattle, and then fly to Dallas to play the next day on a Thursday. So the flight, Houston, Dallas is only obviously 45 minutes. I mean, this is, I mean, I don't want to, you know, air quality is air quality, but the asteros have not caught some breaks on some things. This would be a huge break in their favor.

they got to play four games against the Mariners in Houston as a road team as compared to flying all the way up there, then flying all the way down to Dallas to play a game in a back-to-back situation. So that would mean they would have home games at Minutemade Park, road games at Men at Port and May Park, a home game in Angel Stadium and a home game in Oakland County Coliseum. What the hell is going on here? It's a gimmick. It's a full gimmick. It's just, it's a full gimmick. Full gimmick. Let's go to Brian at 225 on 790. Hi, Brian.

I.M.T. How you doing, man? Well, buddy, what's going on? Hey, you know, I just wondered, how on earth could everybody be thinking that a team as talented and as good as a Houston, Texas, with a self-proclaimed brilliant GM slash head coach like Miller Brown? How on earth are they going to go 0 and 3 to start the season? That's not how the hell they are. They're going to be underdogs. They were the underdog in the Kansas City game. they're the underdog in this week, and they're going to be the underdog next week in Pittsburgh. So in reality, Brian, everybody predicted the Texans to open up to season 0 and 3.

Yeah, but I just don't see how it could happen, Matt. What does that mean? How do you mean how it can happen? They're not the better team in any of those three matchups, I would think. Maybe Pittsburgh. Matt, Matt, let me just get to my point. Isn't it time to change something? Because how on earth can we keep going 0 and 3 every season?

How on earth can we keep going 9 and 7 and getting our asses? kicked in a first freaking game of the player. Why do we keep doing this over and over? It's like a broken record. What do we have to do to change it? Call Cal. I got it, Brian. Call Cal. That's how everything is solved. Call Cal and say, why do you think this is changing? What's for the better? They were 10 and 6 last year.

They didn't open up 0-1-3 last year, did they? No, I don't think so. And yeah, they were 10 and 6, and they tanked the last game. That's right. Deshawn and... And by them tanking the game against Tennessee, the Titans actually got in the playoffs. So they were a 10-and-5 team, if you really want to go for 15-game schedule. Texans started out 4-2 and 2.

They started out 2-1. Now, the playoffs always end the same way. There's still no championship game in their record books. As it is for 31 out of 32 teams every year. No, I'm talking about there's no AFC title game in the history of the franchise. They're working on it, Matt. I think, had the Lions gone to an NFC championship game in the last 18 years? No, it's been since.

the 90s. I don't believe they want a playoff game in my lifetime. Ooh. Damn. They may have, but definitely not in my memory. It would go back to at least pre-2000. When I was a kid and I was a diehard Lions fan. This is when Billy Sims was the running bag.

You know who Billy Sims is? Yeah, I'm familiar. I want to make sure. They have not won a playoff game since 1991. Yeah, I was born in 93. I think one of the years, the Niners went to the Super Bowl in the early 80s. played the Lions for the NFC championship. And Monty Clark was the coach of the Lions at the time.

And he was praying that either Eddie Murray was going to kick a field goal and make it, or it was going to be Ray Wershing was going to miss one for the Niners, whatever the scenario was. And that's the last time I remember me being going, damn, lions. And then when Wayne Fons took over for a while, they were decent for a little bit of time. You're talking about, I think, the divisional round in 83. Okay, that's what it was.

Okay. Because then they lost the conference championship in 91 and 82. to the Redskins. So they've not been to a title game, conference title game since 19. They have not want to playoff game since that season. So I don't feel bad for Texans fans. I didn't think so.

What? What are you looking at now? These Lions records, 2 and 14, 3 and 13, 5 and 11, 5 and 11, 6 and 10, 5 and 11, 3 and 13, 7 and 9, 0 and 16, 2 and 14. We can talk about it sometime off air, Ross. It's been a fun experience. Let's see this on Brendan's Detroit-only podcast.

Where? Shouldn't you hate the Lions? Oh, yikes. The Joey Harrington days, the Charlie Batch days were pretty dark. The Matt Millen led general manager led teams. Oh, man. When he would pick one sucky water receiver every other. Don't we got non-flora stories?

Yeah, that's what we do. I'm sorry. I'm closing this Detroit Lions tab because it's making my stomach hurt. Woo. Seriously, being a Detroit sports fan, the Pistons are terrible. The Tigers are terrible. The lions are terrible. How are the Red Wings?

They're not been good the last time years, right? They're also terrible. It's probably one of the worst sports cities in America right now. And Michigan can never beat Ohio State. I mean, damn. That's my town. It was my town. Now I moved to Houston where three teams losing the same day.

Seems to be a common denominator there. I don't know what you're speaking up. I've lived in Detroit since 1979. I can't be responsible. And they've never been the same. That's true. All right. Now in Florida stories next.

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with strange news stories and likely arrest in states other than the state that provides most of that. And that's Florida. Rossi, it's so simple to go to Florida for stories. Yes, and a lot of them are really good. Yeah, but it takes something special. A little prep, if you will. Okay. To get us a story outside, we call non-Florida stories.

Wonderful. Mine goes dateline Owensburg, Kentucky. This happened over the summer. Police in Kentucky arrested a man. It's going to happen, right? That's what they do. He's accused of breaking into a home. That's going to happen too.

After he reportedly claimed he, quote, used mushrooms with Jesus Okay Police responded early to a report of burglary And a man running down a road Completely nude When they arrived They found 41-year-old John Stephanopoulos

At a home he had allegedly forced his way into After deputies asked the man Multiple times to get on the ground He began running towards the officers yelling profanities A deputy then used his taser on him. And then while in handcuffs, Stephanopoulos jumped to his feet and ran towards the deputy again, according to the report. He's wily. He's wily. It needed to be probably tase again.

While in custody again, Stephanopoulos reportedly said he had, quote, used mushrooms with Jesus and that they were playing a virtual reality video game together. That's cool. Jesus seems like a chill dude. Maybe you should play Jesus on your Twitch channel. Yeah. Investigators found blood smeared on the walls and windows of the home. That's not good. And several broken pieces of glass. The man apparently had forced his way into the home to burglarize it. Stephanopoulos was charged with indecent exposure, burglary, criminal mischief, resisting arrest,

public intoxication, and menacing along with a terrible choice in video games. That was an honor. Can I ask when this story's from? Late July. I think I may have used that story before. Maybe I wasn't here because late July I was out. I don't remember that. I don't know. I definitely

seen and considered that story before because I'm a big fan of the Does Drugs with Jesus story. We'll have to check the tape on that, Matt. You want to check the air checks on those? I don't know. What do I get if I find out you're reusing a story of mine from July? I have not heard that story but I was out for nearly a damn month.

You can probably then say that I'm a bitstealer. That's all you get out of it. It's a lot of work to call you a bit stealer. See, you'll find something else that I'd bit steal before. Regardless, I'm a fan of the Does Drugs with Jesus story. Well, mushrooms.

I love it. And he was playing a virtual video game. Which game do you think Jesus and this Stanapolis was playing? Grand Theft Auto. You don't think it was like Madden 19? Nah, Jesus was out there smashing up hookers and

robin banks and stuff. Maybe. You have a dark side, don't you? What? It's just a joke. Grand Theft Auto is great fun. I play... Ask Adam Clinton when he comes in here.

How fun Grand Theft Auto is. What games do you guys play on your Twitch channel? Usually Apex Legends, or there's another one called Fall Guys I've been playing with Twitch.tv. Have you invited Brendan to play Twitch with you? Brennan, what do you play? He's like a really good Madden player, I think. He's going to kick my ass. I do play a lot of Madden, but Madden, Fortnite, mostly.

Fall Guys looks very fun. I haven't played it. Fall Guys is fun, but it loses its, like, lustre after like 45 minutes. My daughter's playing Fortnite again. I'll let you play against her, but I don't want you swearing at her during this. If she's messing up, I'm going to start cussing her out. Matt, let's go. You're just the worst human being alive.

All right, Ross, what do you got for your story? Let's go to Anchorage, Alaska. Let me tell you about a dentist named a Seth Lockhart. Seth Lockhart was sentenced Monday to 12 years in prison for dozens of charges. Included in those charges, Medicaid fraud, embezzlement, reckless endangerment, and unlawful dental acts. he worked at Alaska Dental Arts in 2015 and bought the business the next year Superior Court Judge Michael Wolverton said Monday

that Lockhart quote nearly killed several patients by frequently sedating them for extended periods of time you darn Neil killed some people said Judge Wolverton apparently Lockhart and his former office manager billed nearly $2 million in unjustified IV sedation expenses

Also, he took out people's tooths, the teeth while they were sedated, and also an former employee and patient testified he took out a woman's tooth while riding a hoverboard. In a video recording on a cell phone, he can be seen standing over an unconscious patient, pulling her tooth, riding a hoverboard, and then riding into the hallway with his hands over his head and spinning around on his hoverboard. another patient also testified about having four teeth removed without his permission. This is a good story. It reminds me of one of the grossest 1 a.m. movies I've ever seen on Cinemax.

It was called The Dentist, starring Corbyn Brinson. He was a horror movie. So he's got 12 years in prison and he has to pay back $2.2 million in rest of for overcharging patients. And pulling teeth unnecessarily. While on a hoverboard. You don't get those teeth back, right? There's a little video of him spinning around on a hoverboard, like hanging out, pulling teeth.

On the what's on Matt's Mine show page? Perhaps. Maybe. Yeah. So the grossest movie I ever saw was Corbyn Merton and the dentist. The funniest scene of moving in dentists. Is it a sexual movie? It might have been, it was so bad.

It was so gross. He was just a, he was a nut job as a dentist. and he was pulling teeth erroneously and it was gross. Best dentist scene would have to be probably in the Seinfelds when he would go to see his dentist and they would wind up undressing and he'd fall asleep and wake up and everybody's putting their clothes back on. Well, I thought you were going to go with one of your faves, horrible bosses. Ooh.

With Jennifer Anderson. Oh, yes, that's true. All right, I got to tell you something, Brendan. You're going to have a better start because these two we've given you today, pretty damn good. I feel pretty good about mine. Can you beat it? Go. So a 20-year-old male.

a Malaysian man woke up Saturday morning from a nap to realize he was missing his phone. Okay. No sign of a robbery. He said, the only thing on my mind was some kind of sorcery. The next day, while calling the phone, he heard it not far off in a jungle behind his house. They found it in the mud under some leaves. Okay. When they opened it up, opened it up, there were videos and pictures all over the place of monkeys using his phone.

There's a video of a monkey trying to eat his phone. And there are videos of multiple monkeys on his phone. Do the monkeys have IG accounts? I don't believe so. So he had to publish these things, right? So this is a, the article is on BBC.com and they said they have video obtained taken at 201 of a monkey trying to eat the phone. It is holding the phone, looking at it, and trying to eat it. So they have pretty much confirmed that these monkeys did this.

They believe the monkey came in through the window and took the phone while he was sleeping. Fun fact, this is actually not the first time this has happened. In 2017, there was a photographer who had a monkey steal his phone and take a picture with it. And when he published it, he was actually getting sued under the argument the monkeys owned the copyright to the picture. Yeah, I remember that story. You got to watch off of these Asian monkeys. We had a story like a month ago about how there's no tourists in Thailand

So the monkeys are hungry And they're like forming gangs And fighting over food Fighting Asian monkeys Fighting Asian monkey gangs That's not on YouTube is it It's not a rabbit hole I'd go down I mean I'd watch it

I was thinking And this is the gross part of my life That I live sometimes I was thinking you were going to say That he went to go Dallet And he found it in an area of his body That he wasn't supposed to be in I think that that's where these stories tend to go.

This is a very harmless story. It is very harmless and thankfully it had a nice, funny, quippy type end of the story. I don't think we're trying to be. I was afraid you were going to say he dialed it. He heard the phone very close to him and it was in another location. Like somewhere in his body. But that's because I'm warped. Yes, you are, Matt.

You weren't thinking that either when he was reading the story? No, I was thinking about monkey gangs in Thailand and how terrified I'm. of them. Well, let's fix that. Let's keep you here in town. Let's get you a good credit union to help you during this troubled times. Secure a home, okay. That's right. Or a car. If you're going to get a new vehicle and you want to get a nice low interest rate on this, like I did with my son's new bug that he has, you get with the Shell Federal Credit Union. I got a 36-month payment and it's at 1.99% APR. Really, really helpful. Great people. In fact, they are following all social distancing guidelines. I'll tell you the truth. I forgot a mask one day and I couldn't go

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For the quarter, and that's go! Home of your Astros. All right, tomorrow on the radio program we are going to have, look, we're going to try to get back to believe it or not, but I've just got to get to all some good prizes. I like making Ross work for actually one segment of show. He gets a free pass when he doesn't get to do the Believe It or not. It hurts his soul.

I'm okay. We're going to get some better prizes. I do like when I treat people, though. That is the fun part. We don't hear from Dwayne slash Bill ever unless he's playing for Believe it or Not. Well, he finally won after like eight straight times a losing. I know it's crazy. So tomorrow on the radio show, we're going to have the Chris Gordy Horrible Football Friday parody.

Yes. I forgot about that. I'm excited now. We're going to go to Baltimore at 1 o'clock tomorrow. Baltimore to get a find out. This guy we're having on the show tomorrow, his Twitter handle is, hang on just one second. It is Baltimore Luke. Baltimore Luke.

Yeah. Okay. Matt's, I should have, I like SportsMT. That's been my Twitter account since I moved back here. I think I had a goofy one in Minnesota. It was just when Twitter were starting. But sports. Like Mattie says or something like that?

AM-500 underscore Matt. All of us were. lined up that one. It's boring. Boring. I'd like sports some team. But you know, you know who Andy Cohen is? He does all the watch what happens lives. He's the executive producer of all the housewife show. He got at Andy. Yes. There's a guy who writes in California who got at Ross and I want Aunt Ross. I want at Matt. Is that? And then, but I don't know if Houston Matt would have worked because what if I ought to go on somewhere else and I would have lost all the chances to, you know, gain of the

people. Yeah, Ross, my last name is just way too long to fit into Twitter. Now, Ross, sports RV. I told you when you get your own show in another market if you leave. Yeah. Or you force me out, you should go to just call the Ross Vee show. Why? I just think it rolls out of the time.

What's wrong with Sports RV? Or Ross, Villarreal? That's a little wordy. Well, before I officially started working, when I knew I had the job and I was listening to your show, I, you'd mention him as Sports RV. And I was like, does this guy, like, sell RVs on the side? I've been telling sales staff for 10 years. I honestly thought he did.

How do you not sell an RV right now is beyond me? I would love to take one camping. Let's go. Let's get on at sales staff. RVs with RV going a road trip somewhere. That'd be fun. Hashted content. Remember years ago there was the, did you go on that road trip?

No, it was Matt and Adam went. And then our guy with us at the time, Derek, apparently he was getting late at that Cardinals games. They went to St. Louis and he had sex with a Cardinal fan. I believe so. Are we sure? Well, I don't know if he closed the deal, but. I felt like Derek was a little bit of a fiver. No comment.

No, the show's about commenting. They were there. I think they were at least, like he met somebody at the, I've seen mom, Derek had some game now. Okay, here's what we've got to do. We've already got our trip playing to Seattle next year. Yes. Should we RV rode up, rowdy up there?

Oh, hell no. Hit the Grand Canyon on the way? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What do you mean? No, we're going to RV. to Dallas. That's about as far as we're going. We'll go to Grand Canyon.

Then we'll hit Zion National Park. You're writing this down because you're going with them. I'm not going. The hell I'm doing that. Then we'll go to Mount Hood or whatever. I've gone to Lovick twice in the last two years. That's enough for me. We'll drop off the RV there and fly back.

No. No, no thanks. Okay. No, we'll RV to Globe Life Park in Arlington. We'll sleep in the parking lot. It's only about 30-hour car ride, man. I don't know what the big deal is. Like, I'm driving to wake on.

I'm going to Hives thinking about going to Beaumontont to Love it because that's how when we go to Lubbock, we go through Waco. Okay, so we're going to go to RV, we're going to fly to Seattle. Yes. Drink Seattle's best coffee. Check. Eat some fish. Orca whale watch. Orca whale watch. Are they still there?

Smoke scare off the orca? We'll watch the Astros beat the Mariners at least twice, provided the stadium is open for fans. We'll see. And then we will go on a separate trip to Arlington to see the Astros by the Rangers. I'm in. And then we can tell people that we're having a party in our RV. And we'll see how crazy it gets.

We'll eat like five different in-and-out burgers. Well, as long as we go to the right one and not the manufacturing company that makes the burgers. You're going to bring that up forever. Yeah, yeah. I put in-and-out burger in the GPS, and apparently it was where they make the burgers. Yeah. I'm sorry. They should have an office in front of that that serves you burgers anyways.

I'm on Ross aside with that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you do not go to Oak Farm's Milk Farm over there on Kirby and say, hey, can I get a gallon of milk right now from you? No, they make the milk. They don't sell it there. There's no way, Ross, is the only person who's ever made that mistake. Yeah, we went the wrong way. We only 15 minutes the wrong way, too.

We were hell-bent on getting some money. It was an hour of our life. I'll never get back. All right, you're fine. All right, so the parody tomorrow. We'll go to Baltimore for an update on the Ravens. We will get to our picks, which, by the way, Brendan, you get first choice tomorrow because you went three and one and

made more money than anybody else did last week. Sounds good to me. And what else we got? We got Brian T. Smith will be on. and what's other things. We're going to have a good show, farting. Jam packed. And then goes party.

We wake the hookers. We make the strippers up at noon. Well, we don't want to presume that every stripper is a hooker, but there's probably some that makes it. By the way, rumor has it that the Philadelphia 76ers are high on Mike Dan Tony. And Darrell Morris, one of his lieutenants, he loses two lieutenants in one year. If he's doing such a bad job, how come he's losing all these? Gerson Roses has been in Minnesota for years, a general manager there,

and Monty McNair is now the general manager of the Sacramento Kings. Monte McNair. Good guy. He'll be a loss of the organization. All right, that's Ross. That's Brendan. I'm Matt. We'll be ready for anything goes Friday tomorrow at 12 noon.

Up next? Oh, boy, real tough two-hour day for the old Wex and Clinton. They're up next as part of the A team on Sports Talk. 7-90. Talk to you all tomorrow at noon. Thank you.