The Matt Thomas Show with Ross - The Matt Thomas Show: Trevor Plouffe Gives Baseball Return, Tim Brando

Episode Date: May 5, 2020

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You had to think of what day it was. Like all of us. Hey, Joe George. Is that you or is that Gary? I can't even tell you. tell who's right there. I'm like half the hide of Garrett. You should know it's me. Well, Joe's bothering to produce the show today. Yeah, I was going to say,

first of all, thanks for being here. I was here yesterday. In spirit? I think you were looking at variety of websites. I was working. And you were down the hall, but that's okay. Did you hear we had our, we had a call on line one yesterday. His name was Bumby? No, I was listening to most of the show yesterday to see how he was doing and I definitely heard

that entire exchange. Oh, man. He'll never live that down. No, and he shouldn't. No, he shouldn't. He's young kids today. That's permanent. Like, for the rest of his career at 790.

Yeah. That's going to be, I mean, I'll just call him. Bumby Garrett. Yeah. No, you know what he is? Garrett Bumpy. He's just Bumby. Yeah.

That's his gloss. He's been glossed, as Jim Rowe would say. It was an excellent take. He should change his Twitter handle, just go all in. Yeah, I would agree with you. Bumby. All right. Today's show will feature, we have another part of our series people we was hearing from.

Tim Brando from Fox Sports. Wonderful. We'll be with us at 1 o'clock today. He is, I mean, Chris Fowler is the number one ESPN, ABC college football guy, but he doesn't reek of college football, right? He reeks of game day. That's his bit. Doesn't do it anymore, but he just doesn't carry the authoritative voice that a, like a Keith

Jackson would carry, Vern Lindquist, when he was going. I mean, he's the guy now, though. He is the guy. But it just doesn't carry the. the swagger. I think Chris Fowler does a great job. I like him. You don't? He's okay. I'm a big fan of Chris Fowler. Maybe it's

because he called Stephen McGee Bush League when he was showing up when he kept on getting crushed by the Longhorns. That'll work. And then throwing his arms up. Yeah. That has forever, that even might be in my personal audio. That, that endeared me to Chris Fowler more than anything in my life. I am Chris Fowler, number one fan because he was calling

he literally on a national broadcast called Stephen McGee Bush League. Yeah. So maybe there's a personal to it. I'm side. do it. Okay. Yeah, I'll admit my personal biases on that. But the college football guys today, Brad Nessler, who does the games, the SEC games on CBS, he replaced Vern Lundquist. And I think Tim Brando is in that mix, too, of the guys that call the big college football games. And we look forward to having, and Tim's been with us coming up in about an hour from now to talk about. What I think is the biggest, we talked about this on the Monday night meeting last night. Thanks

for watching on the Facebook page. I didn't catch it. I think it's still the biggest question mark of all the sports that are returning. How does college football when it comes back and how it comes back? It feels like to me, Ross, and we talked about this on the show Friday, that May 15th needs to be the blank or get off the pot day. And I'm just throwing that out as a day just to do it, okay? But if you're going to start playing games in June or in July, you got to have prep time for that, spring training, training camps, practices.

fake games, real games, that you just can't wait until June 1st say, okay, we're going to sit down and figure this out. I think that May 15 to be, maybe it's just because I'm just trying to put that out there myself, it feels like it's a very important day for or some sort of artificial deadline. But we're now seeing a lot of different people, and we'll talk about Trevor Plouffe, former Major League infielder, has brought up a lot of possibilities of what he's hearing. And that is that we're going to be starting up baseball training camps in the not too distant future. right? Yes.

And playing. Yeah, June 10th, he says, is spring training two, the reckoning. Is that what he's called it? The Reckoning? He's just spring training two. I would have totally bought into it. He doesn't say Arizona and Florida and these pods. He's saying in the Major League Baseball Stadium.

Spring training as well in their own major league stadiums. Well, that was a report we talked about late last week was that in order to save a little bit of Mula, don't send the boys to West Palm beach or to Arizona or to any other with their normal spring training places, have them have their own spring training in their home stadiums. Because at this point, I would assume everybody in America can have a spring training in their stadium, even places like Minnesota and Cleveland

some of the colder places. Who's going to get your 40 men and have a bunch of inter-squad games or something? Yeah, it'd be a level playing field because you wouldn't have multiple fields to work on. That'd be one of the differences. But I think, honestly, setting these teams down to spring training in Florida and Arizona while, again, would give you all the creature comforts of the world, cost is

a factor in this. And if you don't, if you put these guys in their home stadiums, you don't play them for per diem and you don't pay them for accommodations. So if Major League Baseball is already taken the shorts this year for some things, obviously not having a season, any way you can save a little bit of money is the way to go. But it feels like to me in the last 48 hours, we have a lot of people trying to push the, here we go, let's start talking this out. Yesterday, Hard Rock Stadium in Miami, where the Dolphins play, put together a project. plan of how they're going to social distance their fans that seats 65,000 at that stand,

I believe is the number. They have a plan in place, and again, it's just all conjecture at this point, to put 15,000 people in a stands. So you'd have at least some fan interaction in an NFL game this year. You have the NFL Ross putting out their schedule this Thursday, which I don't know how that's going to look, frankly, because there's rumors they're going to push the season back. there's rumors they're going to keep it as is. You can take the first three weeks and block them to the bottom three weeks.

I mean, I guess while there's a lot of uncertainty, at least it's encouraging that some people are talking about having seasons as compared to. I don't know, should we just crap the season? Yeah, there's a lot more smoke coming, especially if MLB is the one where it continues to be more and more smoke. Now, I mean, I don't know what the credibility level is of Trevor Plouffe. And you also had yesterday, I think Phil Hughes, the former pitcher talking about it and saying that he can confirm

what he heard from Trevor Plouf. But then you also had a guy like Keith Law saying that it wasn't in place. But maybe that's just basically what's being talked about and they're crossing their T's and dotting their lowercase Js and they're going to figure this out and it's going to be put in place

rather quickly. As you and I talked off air, why would Trevor Plouf want to put out erroneous information? He is from John Boy Media, so How did he do that? Why did he... Can we isolate that noise that Matt just that visceral, ugh, from Matt that he just put out?

A very jag major league baseball player. Yes. It wasn't controversial, wasn't an all-star, wasn't a... I mean, he was a guy that basically went back and forth between AAA major league baseball for most of his major league career. Phil Hughes was good for a bit. Yeah, Phil is. I'm talking about Trevor Plouf.

Maybe it's because the ESPN said, man, we don't need you. Maybe it's because MLB Network said, no, we got plenty of guys. Is that the next place you go is John Boy Media? Yeah. It's like going like this, Ross. I can't get a job with the Houston Chronicle.

I can't get a job with the Athletic, so I'm going to see if I can go get a job with the National Enquirer. That's what he did, right? I don't know. Maybe he's just boys with John Boy Media. I don't know. But he's a former player. He played last in 2018.

He's probably going to have some connections with former players and possibly former managers and etc. Players association people probably. So, I mean, there's no reason to believe he's not going to be completely clued in. Now, is this all going to come to pass? I bet you this is basically something that's been proposed and he kind of ran with it. And maybe he didn't have firm confirmation. Because here's the thing, if he's right, he's going to get a lot of credit. And if he's wrong, he can go to, well, it's just Twitter.

My sources got it wrong. Or, yeah. Or they changed their ideas and plans at the very last second. Something has changed. But it's a big deal when you do that. When you go out and say, I just heard from multiple sources. And we know how we feel about multiple sources, Chris Brousard. That on June...

Sosses. That June 10th spring training will two will start. July 1st, be opening day and all teams will be playing at their home ballparks. That does make sense. I mean, the timeline does. I mean, we're all thinking about... about July 1st, playing 100 games, which will put you, what, to late October probably, give or take with some off days in there? No all-star game this year, I don't think.

But yeah, of all the random people to come out with this kind of information, it's Trevor Plouffe, a basically utility player for much of his major league career. All right, so that's to be good to today. ESPended a survey said that most fans want sports to resume. Stop me on the breaking news on that one. So we'll go through some of the list on that. We have an opportunity for you to bet on Texans and other NFL teams regular season win total. You'll get different odds based on what you think they're going to do. We'll talk about that on the show.

We mentioned Tim Brando on the radio program. And what else we're going to get to today? Oh, I have gotten into a YouTube rabbit hole of Jeff Ross Roast. That's a good one. You know it's a good one too? I got in a YouTube rabbit hole of Greg Geraldo roasts. May he rest in peace. A couple months ago.

Yeah. Recently. So this weekend for me, it was Jeff Ross. And if you have not heard, Jeff Ross's past All-Star game, roasted the NBA on TNT crew. And I shrunk it a little bit. It's about three-minute clip of some of the best jokes put at those gentlemen. And I'll just say Kenny Smith really got it bad.

If you haven't heard, it will play it for you in the show today. Time is 12.12. It is the Matamama's show. We look forward to having you with us all today at 713-212-790. 7-1-3-212-5-790. If you want to reach out to us on Twitter, it's at SportsMT, at SportsRV, and at Joe George Radio. We are back with more in a moment. Hey, it's Jeff Blum. Blum fact number 14. I was on the White Sox in 2005.

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5-7-90. When you hear Major League Baseball players, when you hear, and we're going to play Dan Patrick from his radio show, I think it was either today or yesterday say this. He's got an idea of what they're doing for college football this season. The NFL's going to release

their schedule on Thursday. Is this wonderful, exciting, I'm interested, can't wait, or are there enough people that are like, we're doing this too fast? Because I'll say this. I've follow a handful of people, about a thousand people on Twitter. And I would say anytime there's

any thought of restaurants reopening or malls reopening or parks or the carnival cruises going out, you know, they're going to start cruising this June. Yeah. I'll pass. I get a lot of people to say, this is great. Can't wait. I want to get out. And then I get just so many people that will say, why are we doing this? Stay in your homes, lock your doors, and don't come out until we have a vaccine. Do you think we as America are really split about when things should get back into some normal Sam? Absolutely. And it's mostly along political lines. And I think on like a lot of different political issues, there's two sides to every story. There is, what should we do? We probably should just all stay in our homes and social distance and not gathering groups and wear masks.

And we should, there is all these measures that we should take that should help this blow over. But you understand on the other side that people are losing their livelihoods. Businesses are closing. People are struggling. People need money. People need to make a living. And a lot of this is destroying a big part of our economy. So I mean,

it's just it's just the fact of the matter is the global pandemic, nobody wins. And nobody's going to be able to win. In a perfect world, we should be able to stay in our homes with the mask and not come out until everybody says, every doctor.

We're all, we're good. We're going to treat this like the common flu. But we don't know how long it's going to be. And if we wait until that moment comes in, we're probably screwed. We're probably going to go in a prolonged deep depression. So it's up to our government leaders. It's up to our businesses. It's up to our whomever to say, let's slowly work our way back in.

Now, for the sake of this radio show, we talk about sports. So that's what the, I think, these professional sports and these collegiate sports are trying to figure out. Do we put our feet back in the water again to see how it feels? Do we put our whole body in or do we put that toe in and go, oh, maybe we're not ready to go here? That's where I think there's still a lot of hesitation. I believe there's a lot of hesitation at the NBA level, probably more so than else, because let's face it, they're the most socially conscious of all the sports leagues. They don't really hide it.

And I think they feel like if they come back too soon, that they're going to be taking away test from people that they think may need them more than their players do. And I think they wrestle with that. I think that college universities are wrestling with, how do we have this college football season that's going to fund our athletic department when we don't even bring our students back? They're wrestling with that. Baseball is wrestling with, do we do this in their home stadiums?

Do we put them in a pod? where Mike Trout and other people that are players are like, well, if I want to go see my children or go see my birth of my child, you're going to take me out of my game for two weeks to do that because you're going to quarantine me. This is what I think is everybody's wrestling with. I'm just saying, is this the responsible thing for us to be thinking about pushing this agenda of sports? Let's get going. Because I do think we need it, don't you think? I think even non-traditional sports fans are always believed that we need something to,

kind of lift our spirits up. This Korean baseball organization bit, I watched 10 minutes of highlights today. Yeah? What'd you think? Who's your squad again? They won, I think. Okay.

I can't pronounce it. Yeah. I want to make sure I pick one of the best teams before I... Which one that I pick? You know which one I want. Yeah, I'm going to look. I believe you put the KT. Wizz. KT. Wiz.

Because you wanted the Wiz. Yes. A great late 70s movie starring Diana Ross. That's true. And Michael Jackson. And Nipsey Russell. Sidney Paltier involved? He might have been.

I can't remember. So who is your team? You know, I hadn't picked yet. I wanted to see the league favorites. Did you guys see the highlights? They hit home runs. They got some strikeouts. I saw there was a weather delay and a fire delay.

Well, fire delay is going to happen. Oh, I know what it was. I have a friend who lives in Seoul. I meant to text him and see whoever his team was, and I was going to pick that one. I'm going to go. KT. Wis lost 7 to 2 today. Damn. You okay, Matt?

Hey, you can't go 162 in all every year. Well, do they pay 162? Do we know how many they play? I don't know they play. But for the sake of my argument, I'll say they play 162. All I'm saying is this. The Dusan Bears are the reigning champs, by the way. I want slow openings of restaurants, and I want slow openings of sports.

Is that wrong to say? No. But I feel like half of my Twitter line is, what are we doing? and if we continue to be in this, what are we doing thing? We're going to, everything's going to be shut down. Forgetting about your favorite restaurants about it, we're talking about major industries. I mean, everything, radio, TV, department stores,

J. Crew filed for bankruptcy yesterday. I know, you're devastated, aren't you? Well, I mean, it helps my credit card bill a little bit, but, you know, it's on the here nor there. Point being is that I trust... Is Mrs. Thomas like the J. Crew? No, no, it's all the entire family. Okay.

That makes sense. Kingwood, J. Crew. Can you use state. I don't want to get, I don't want to get political on. I'm just saying that. I do. I'm encouraged, but I feel like if anybody thinks that sports isn't being very delicate, you're wrong. Because look at how many scenarios, Ross, have been put into playing this because nobody knows the exact right answer.

and yeah, there's a lot of money to be made on this. And let's not forget that. These NBA and NFL and major league baseball teams want their television contracts to keep their leagues alive. But we, America, need it too, don't we? We need it. I'm fine. Binch some shows. Well, that's why I'm benching Jeff Ross Roast.

Yeah. When are you going to get on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? That's a series. That's a lot of work. They're 22 minutes. Yeah, but I'm like 12 seasons behind. Yeah, but they're like 10 episode seasons. It's fine.

That's still a lot of work. You don't need to bother with like the last four a very hidden mess. Okay. I'm getting the meat and potatoes of it in the middle of the series. That's where it's really good. Let's go to Benjamin and Columbus on 7-90.

Hi, Benjamin. I'm in Columbus, about an hour outside of Houston or maybe outside of Katie, you are coming and clean. Nice. Coming in nice. So, yeah, you know, I'm watching. watching this show, you know, game where they're playing online. It's Blake Snell and, like, Lucas Giolyto.

And they ask Blake Snell, what do you think about this ball player? And he's like, oh, he's great. And I know you guys interview a lot of guys, some people tell you more. I mean, I'm not asking for dirty laundry on people. I just wish these guys would give you a little bit more than, you know, he's great. Tell me a story. I mean, Blum comes on to get some great. He gave Luke Pinella stories on 790 before.

They're awesome. and I want the baseball season back, but I could go for some stories in the meantime, is what I'm getting at. You mean you want me to call up athletes and tell them stories about their current teammates? No, just like funny stories, you know? Funny stories from the road.

Tony, you know, this guy, you know, forgot his socks. I don't know. I hate it when they don't give you anything. They think if they say anything, they're breaking the brotherhood of silence in the locker room. Well, that's a dime against them, not against us. We'd love for them to tell stories, but today's athlete. Today's athlete is very, very cautious, way more than yesterday's athlete.

I know, man. I just, we love the sport. I mean, you know, Astros line, listen to you guys at the day games. When I'm working, I love listening to the day games. And we, give me some meat and potatoes. I don't need the, I don't need to know the dirty laundry, but that's what's something. You know, make up for the fact there's no baseball right now. All right, let me call George Springer and so I can get him right on it.

Thank you for the phone call. That's our friend, Bad Joke, Benjamin. Is that who that is? Yeah. Sweet kid. Sweet kid. Appreciate you listen. Yeah, and Benjamin, I'd love to be able to give you that.

But if they're not going to come on and tell the stories, then I can't help you. Let me just say something. If someone has done this for a very long period of time, it's a lot easier to tell stories about yesteryear when it's yesterday is compared to here and the now. you are not going to get Justin Verlander to open up first one Justin's not coming on the show I mean she's not going to

it is what it is Why not I met Because it's We're not a big enough show Oh that's true He only does National shows that have a lot of viewers And don't get texts

In the middle of the show I don't what you're talking about Okay Yeah they're not going to give up They're not giving up their stories Not until they retire Am I right about that? Yeah.

So you can make some money off a book or something. Yeah. I'm just going to give it to the Matt Thomas show free. No, they're going to, well, they'll tell stories, but like, could you imagine if I called Bregman and say, hey, Breggman, give me a good dirty laundry story. Matt, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. But now when Bregman's 38 years old and retired, oh, he'll tell me some stories. Well, on air?

Oh, no, no, no, no. He'll write a book about it. Then he'll tell you. To promote the book. That's exactly right. Will they have books in when he's 38? It'll just be a podcast. Yeah.

Full-time podcast. People will read out the podcast. It was like audiobooks, basically. That's probably, I've got to get a new job on that. Maybe I can read people's books for them. Oh, yeah. Why don't you do that? Contact the people at Audible or whatever.

Yeah. We could have you read books. I, by the way, got signed up for Cameo. I wouldn't do it because I listen to you three hours a day. I don't know. So I'm now a member of the Cameo Famio. family. We're proud of you, Matt. Go ahead. I haven't made any money yet. Go ahead and plug yourself. No, I haven't put up the introductory video just yet. Wow. What are you going to say?

Well, what the plan is for me is to do PA of your family or your kids or your son's daughter's baseball teams or football teams, whatever. Because why the hell would you pay for $25 for me to say, hey, Greg, it's Matt Thomas from Sports Talk 790. Hope you having a great day. Happy birthday. What is the process like with this? If I say, so let's just say I'm whoever. Yeah. And I'm going to put up my 20 bucks and I say this is what I want you to say. What if it's something that you don't want to say?

Then I can say no. Okay. So you have to say, you find out beforehand and then you can decline? I'm assuming yes. I haven't done it yet. I mean, what's the process? Do you get an email? Yeah.

And then you, they ask you when you, I think they ask when you want it back and then you can say, can you do it or you can't do it. What if it's like Steve's Clan Rally Inviter and he wants you to, you know, introduce the Grand Wizard and stuff like that. Oh, you think I'm going to do that? What if they said 500 bucks? No. You keep going. And you put, don't put your name on it. 10,000. Oh, you're saying, you're saying, okay, don't put my name on it and also disguise my voice. And now it's the Grand Wizard. Who's the Grand Wizard? Let me Google. Yeah, you go and Google it on your computer. Go ahead and do that.

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Mm-hmm. 1235, Matt Thomas Show, Sports Talks. I didn't write their sort of history. Hey, all right, so we were talking about people predicting things about the upcoming seasons. We got Turo Plouf doing it on Major League Baseball. And Phil Hughes. And Phil Hughes. Here's the Dan Patrick show on his well-play source.

Here's a consensus going around among the major conferences. if things progress at a predictable curve. We're going to have 10 games. Now, this is somebody on the inside of sort of saying 10 games with a later start, and that means later in the calendar year, nine conference games. Regional games take preference less travel. You won't have any FCS games. Players returning mid-June, maybe early July.

So Ohio State would play Akron or Kentucky. Illinois would schedule Northern Illinois or Missouri bus to more games not flying. The conference that is struggling is the PAC 12. California is a concern when it will open and they stretch from Washington to Arizona. Money will be a concern. Attendance will be limited. In some cases, Rutgers wouldn't necessarily fly to Minnesota for a game. Pack 12, not many regional options, UNLV, New Mexico, Portland, State, Reno. So those are just some of the things that they're looking at here with the college football season. Man, he's just throwing stuff against the wall, right?

That didn't seem like it was well-placed. It was more like, all right, we're kind of... He says sources. I don't know that Dan Patrick would come out and say something like that. No, I think what he's doing is he said a consensus, meaning these multiple viewpoints. Okay, well, before that, I will. because I got that audio. So there was music under it, very heavy.

It says according to sources. So he did say that. I don't think that's anything out of what we thought would be out of the ordinary. I think we kind of talked about what college football might be changed for next year. Less games, right? Forget the non-conference long trips. Yeah, so that's what he's saying. He's saying one non-conference game, nine conference games in a shortened season.

But the American, let's use the American example. There's no close game. I mean, Tulsa's a bus drive. It'd be a pain in the ass. but you could go to Tulane as a bus drive and you could do SME, but the rest of the trips are plane rides. Bus anywhere, theoretically.

Just to leave on Wednesday or something. Yeah, okay, that's going to make a lot of sense. You want to put 60 football kids on a bus together for two days. Look, it's not our fault that Houston's in this leftover piecemeal conference, Matt. It's not our fault that Houston got left out because Ann Richards insisted on Baylor, but that's on the here or there. But he brought up the Rutgers, Minnesota one, and like, I just don't understand if,

If Rutgers isn't going to fly to Minnesota, are they just not going to play football? Like, the only team close to them in the Big Ten is Maryland. And Penn State. And Penn State. So, like, every conference has this problem. Missouri has a... ACC is from Syracuse to Miami. Yeah.

Everybody's got to fly. So I get the non-conference idea of where, you know, U of H wouldn't play a team in New Jersey for their non-conference game. they would play UT or A&M or something like that. Yeah, you're going to have to fly. If you're playing college football, you're going to have to fly. Sorry. There's just, there's none of this. If you're going to keep in conferences, you are going to have to fly.

Because first of all, it's not feasible to bust to all your opponents. Secondly, if you're going to give teams maybe a competitive advantage because they're closer to you? No. And most of the teams in the Big Ten are in the Midwest. West. Most of the team, I mean, in the Big Ten, far east, it's Penn State, it's Maryland, and it's Rutgers. The rest of them are in the heartland are in the middle of the country. Even for Iowa to go to Michigan would be probably a 10, 11, 12 hour. Yeah, that's not close. Yeah, there's none of this driving bus crap. I mean, if there's a private way to fly and you're avoiding most contact with other people. They're flying charters. Yeah, why is flying at that big? a deal. It's not going to be. I feel like we're, not us. I feel like it's nationally when we come up with stuff being thought of as big as a bigger deal than maybe it is. I think, I think, how is it

much different than how much is it how is it that much different than busing? Here's what, here's what they're worried about. They're worried about any human being being being on a plane for two, two and a half hours all breathing the same air. Okay. But my thought is that's what happens on a bus. So it's better to be on a bus for 10 and a half. Yeah, that's why it's, it's preposterous argument. Like Matt, you fly the charter. Like, how much more in contact are you with the common folk than when you fly commercial? I mean, I don't know. I'm asking you. Well, we fly with the rockets. We don't go through Javierport. We go to a private air terminal.

That's what I'm saying. So you don't really even come in contact with the regular public. There's no contact. When I fly with you ready for this guys? We fly with U of H. We go through security at U of H. They bring the T-A, not the TSA to TSA to the, Oh, really? The University of Houston. Okay. We get patted down, go through the little monitor, whatever they call it thing, a metal detector. We get on our bus.

We go from the bus to some vacant part of the hobby airport runway. And we get off the bus, we get on the plane, and we take off. See, then, yeah, what's the biggest, how's that a big deal over busing? It's not. What I think, when I'm hearing about this busing, I'm thinking about you're going to play a non-com. conference opponent within busing distance. You're going to save one airplane ride. But though, does that really do it? Like, for instance, let's say U of H

said, we're going to play LSU. If you bust the LSU, that's four and a half hours. Yes. That is, four and a half hours, do you tell the guys we're not stopping? And there's a bathroom in the back of the bus.

That is helpful. But that's still putting 45 grown-ass men together in a very small space. You hit the stuckies on the way out. You're fine. No, I don't think you do, because you got to take care of Stuck, you got to lie salt down when you get in there and make sure

nobody gets hurt. So it makes way more sense. What I'm saying is it makes way more sense to fly than bus, really, when you think about it practically. From a cost perspective, going to Washington State for the University Houston or playing Texas State is a no-brainer.

Like if you said we're going to play the full conference schedule and instead of playing Washington State and BYU and non-conference are going to play Texas State and Rice. Good, let's go. Get that by you bucket fired up. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Be smart about it. It just feels like an excuse. It just feels like an excuse to play teams closer to you out of conference. Like maybe you're eliminating Alabama playing some terrible team and said they've got to play at least someone that's relatively near them. So it's more like a rivalry. It just seems like what's the point? I honestly, I don't get it unless they want this to happen.

They've wanted it to happen for a while. Maybe, well, here's the thing. If you're using Dan Patrick's, what he believes to be true is you're talking about nine conference opponents and one warm-up game. Which I'm fine with that. If you're Alabama, you know what you do. You play UAB. Birmingham and Tuscaloosa is 45 minutes. UAB plays Division I football.

Knock it out, done. Then play your conference late. There's just about everybody in America could find somebody within reasonable driving distance. Problem is he brought up, Pat 10's a hot mess right now. California schools don't have any shining interest of reopening or playing football games, right? Maybe they have to all cancel

the season or something. Maybe Pac-12 takes a year off. And then guess what happens then? They have a lot of money. They don't collect that money for a conference that needs money, perhaps more than the ACC or the SEC of the Big 12 or the Big Ten does.

It's just like a normal year. The Pac-12 is irrelevance of the college football playoffs. Yeah, that's what they need to say. You know, Pac-12, look, I know you want to play, but you really haven't been relevant. in about a decade. Good luck with that.

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NFL schedule coming out on Thursday, by the way. Be curiously how they formulate that. NFL news. Marchon Lynch is agent speaking to the Seattle Seahawks about a return there. What does he got left in his game? Who? Marshawn Lynch? Marciawn?

Do you need money or something? Did he get your chicken? Didn't he save his chicken? Getting the chicken? He's got nothing left. He's got, yeah, I don't think, I mean, I remember him being basically a pretty big disappointment with the Raiders. I mean, he, yeah, I think he was, I think he was injured. I think when he was on the field, he was okay or something like that.

But he had injury issues. And speaking of a running back, who never wants to leave. How about this analogy? Frank Gore is the Vince Carter of the NFL. How you like that, boys? Good. Strong. Thank you.

I come up with one decent reference per day. Yeah, his first year there, he had seven touchdowns, 891 yards and 15 games, so decent enough. Second year, he only played six games. He was hurt. And then last year, he only played that one game. And then in the playoffs. Do you play in the playoffs from two, right? Yeah, he did.

So he's 33 now. Do you remember when his, to me, his moment of glory was against the saints, right? The beast quake. When he... It's one of the all-time great football plays, period. Yeah, I mean, he took five or six guys with him for about 25 yards. Yeah, he got hit a number of times on that play. And that was the one they were seven and nine, right?

And they were hosting the playoff game and everybody was upset about it. And they ended up winning that game. Yeah. See, I, you know what, I think I fell on the minority on this side of this. if you want a division, you should have a home playoff game. No. The NBA disagrees with me. It's basically like, we don't care what your record is,

where you are in the standings who you play against. It's basically conference. I can honestly see both sides of this. But I do believe if you are the best of your division, there should be some reward to it. Seven and nine? Yeah, it's better than the other teams in a vision. Bill O'Brien's been owning home,

getting home games at nine and seven. Let me tell you something. Bill O'Brien loves the rule. Do you know why? Yeah, of course he does. there's no way in the world they're going to Buffalo winning in Buffalo in January with that team from last year.

Was Buffalo's record better? Were they 11 in? No, they were a division champion. They were one of the two wildcards. I know, but I mean, who had the better, because Texas were 10 and 6, who had the better overall record. What was Buffalo's record last year? I'm trying to find it.

I think they were 10, they might have been 10 and 6 as well. Or maybe they were 11 and 5, I'm not sure. Then it goes to head-to-head match it, but they didn't play each other, and then they would go to conference record. But point being is this, I think there should be some sort of trophy given. They were both 10 and 6. 7 and 9s don't happen that often.

They just don't. So give dangle a carrot out there. You win your division. You are better than anybody else in division. You should be able to host at least one game. I'm okay with automatic playoff bid because they wouldn't even have made the playoffs in that scenario. Playoff bid, yes, home game, no.

I could buy into that. But I still think having the one game. But man, it made a difference, that's for sure. I'm surprised the NFL didn't put more of a push towards changing it because the NBA has changed that over the years. I think you think they felt in some way that the rule was validated because they won that game? Like if the Saints would have went in there and beat them like 31 to 3, it would have made it look even worse?

It should be like, see, this team doesn't even deserve being the playoffs, let alone host a home game, you've got to change this rule. Isn't it, isn't it funny that there was no talk of that? Yeah. Like you remember a couple years ago when the Rams and Saints, that horrific non-pass interference call? Would the NFL do that next year? Change it right away.

Granted only for one year, but... But the point being is that when something is so egregious, they go, we got to fix this immediately. No one worried about that. I think coaches, and Bill O'Brien's brought this support, because it's hard to win a division. It's hard to be able to be the top of your ladder, no matter who's with you in that group. So, you know, again, I like it, but you could convince me otherwise. So Frank Gore is going to sign a one-year deal with the Jets. he's got something left in the tank

I mean he's he's given the Texan some problems over the years when he was a cult right? Yeah How was he? 36ish or something He'd be 37 on May the 14th Happy early birthday from all of us here at Sports Talk 7-8 Oh wow happy birthday Frankie

Third leading rusher In the history of the NFL If you and I Went to a normal sports bar Yeah Perhaps a big city wings. Yes. And it was an NFL Sunday.

We're all watching games on a Sunday ticket. Mm-hmm. And you went and said, can you name me the number one running back rushing guards all time? They would probably say Walter Payton. Who else is in that top? Emmett Smith. Or Emmett Smith.

I'm saying you get you get mistakes. Mm-hmm. Okay. Emmett Smith. You would get Walter Payton. You would get Eric Dickerson. Who else would be among that group of heavy, heavy carriers, been around a long time.

Barry Sanders. Barry Sanders would be in the mix as well. I don't know if the three of us went to a bar, whether it was in Chicago, Illinois or Houston, Texas, if Frank Gore's name would be brought up one time in the entire night. Well, I mean, it's a big deal when you pass number one. If you're asking for number one, if you say giving top five, Frank's Gawr's not even coming up in there. Isn't that crazy, though?

Because it's not like, I mean, granted, he's in it because he's trying to pass that a little bit, but it's not like he's embarrassing himself. No, he's been great. That's the thing is that he, it's like Vince Carter. I mean, now Vince's scoring numbers have dropped. He's not nearly good of perimeter shooters he was back earlier in his career. But no matter who he was playing with the last four or five

years, he wasn't, he wasn't an avatross around a team. He wasn't starting, wasn't playing 30 minutes a game, but Vince Carter was good to give you 7,8.9 points a night when you needed him to. That's what Frank Gore is. Frank Gore is not going to carry the ball 25 times for you, but if you need a

third and four. Put him in a good spot. He'll take care of it for you. Frank Gore, 37 years old, still going to go to the NFL. Early and young in his prime, though, he was one of the best running backs in the league. As a nineer for me,

that was what I thought he was. For a few years there, he was just a devastating running back. He was really good, complete running back. You know the Niners have had sneaky good running backs for a long time? Like Roger Craig, thousand receiving yards and a thousand rushing yards in the same season. I mean, just really, really good. You know, obviously what Frank Gore did in his heyday

with the Niners is good. I'm telling you, if I had an NFC. If I had to absolutely pick an NFC team to root four, it might be the 49ers. You've been Kyle Shanahan fan? Well, I was a huge Joe Montana fan growing up. You were? Huge.

Even though he beat Houston in the Codd Bowl? Well, yeah. But that was, but he was naive. He went to go win the game. And he got a lot of calls. Notre Dame did. Oh, God. A lot of calls.

And then it was Steve Young. Speaking of a great running quarterback, he was one that was able to do the job. And they've gone through all different changes. And they suck for a long time. And then they're back. The Niners are the ultimate roller coaster in the NFL the last 20 years. Yeah. Either really awesome or embarrassingly bad.

Hmm. Like the Marlins? That's right. Like the Niners are like a really good up and down roller coaster that your body's being thrown all over the place. The Texans are just on that straight line path. There are no dips. There's no 360 twirls. There's no climbing up something and dropping down.

Hold on. I think you got something here. What? So the Niners are like the Texas Cyclone. Yes. The Texans. Are like Excalibur. Or no, not even that.

What is that little serpent? ride. What was that called the... Well, you know what they... Or perhaps a bamboo shoot. You know what they are? They're a tilt-a-world. They're just spinning around in the same direction. Oh, they just spin around, around, around, around, around.

I don't go anywhere. I think they're the bamboo shoot. Remember the bamboo shoot? It was in the water and you kind of, it wasn't like rapids or you just kind of just hung out there in the water. You didn't get drenched, did you? No. It was in the water and you didn't get wet.

And you're like, what's going on here? Why am I on the bamboo shoot? I guess, whatever. I'll do it again. And you waited 40 minutes, didn't you? Well, the line. Well, the line was shorter. That's why you go to the bamboo shoot because it really wasn't nothing.

And the serpent was like kind of for the kids. It was really slow. Okay. I can go with that. But when I want a roller coaster, I want one that's got lots of twist and turns. The Texans just, it's like they're going to the kitty land over there. The viper had that big drop with the green, you go into the mouth of the thing. But the serpent was like the smaller, slower one.

Yeah. Texans are the serpent. the Niners are what? Magic Mountain. Grease lightning. Loop to loops. God, I miss Asterold. I know. Tim Brando, Fox Sports.

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It is 102 on Sports Talk 790. The Matt Thomas show with hour at number two of three. If you guys want to jump in in our conversation about trying to plan for a fall of hopefully a plethora of activities and the resumption of the NBA season to the NMLB to pro football to college football. We could have the greatest fourth quarter of sports and hip. history, maybe the busiest as well. We'll talk about that and other things with one of my favorite play-by-play broadcasters in our series of people we miss hearing from. We say hello to the pride of Shreveport, Louisiana, and the Fox Sports College Football Game of the Week with our good buddy,

Spencer Tillman. Tim Brando, it's Matt. Thanks for taking some time. How are things, my friend? Matt, it's great to be with you. How are you? We're doing well. I've got to ask you, We obviously live close to Lake Charles, and it's a huge casino land. You're up in the Shreveport area, and then there's a lot of casinos up there. How is industry right now, is everybody just gasping and hoping that we get the resumption of normalcy up there as well, I'm assuming? Yes, very much so. And we also are huge in the medical industry as well. And so our hospitals are jam-packed.

You know, we've got an Oshner, LSU Health facility in a medical school here within the LSU system. and we have Willis Knighton, which is one of the larger conglomerates of medical centers, and they're all full. And, you know, Louisiana's been hit pretty hard. Now, we've crested, and we seem to have hit that area where we're maybe going to level out and begin to come down. And the governor, as you know, decided to wait until May the 15th, did not reopen, and I think that was a wise choice. and hopefully shortly thereafter, we'll get back up and going again. I have a son-in-law that's a doctor now beginning of second year as a resident in Jackson, Mississippi at UFC. They've got a similar story there.

And my other son-in-law is an administrator at LSU Med at Oshner, and he's been working out of his home and probably will until mid-May. So that with the combination of the casino industry, which, as you know, has been huge here, the loss of revenues from that, particularly from people from Texas, from Arkansas. And in some cases, Oklahoma even coming down here and spending their time and their money has been, you know, huge, a huge loss for us. So we certainly want to see things turn around just as I'm sure you do. Yeah, amen to that. little bit. Were you at the Big East tournament when everything came to a crashing halt? Is that where you were broadcasting? I'm, I am forever the dubious, I have the dubious

distinction of being the Sports Jeopardy question. I'll take the NCAAs for NCAAs basketball for 500, Alex. Yeah. This man called the final basket of the 2020 season and his name not Jim Nance, who is Tim Brando. That's great. That was me. That's great. We were on until the the end of the first half, and we're told at halftime that the plug had been pulled. And frankly, even as we were starting, we were suspect as to whether we should be or would be finishing the game. As it turned out, the game actually was pretty exciting, but was called at halftime. It needed to be. The optics were really bad. But I kind of understand why it happened that way.

I do, given the circumstances within that league. You know, the big east of the basketball-only league. That is, in fact, their Super Bowl. They don't have college football as the other power conferences and college basketball do. But it was strange and surreal. And when I do write the book, which I'm working on, and hopefully we'll get out in a couple of years, it'll have its own chapter, trust me. Because no sooner than I got out of the building, I was well aware that what we were doing had become a news story

because all the games elsewhere had stopped. Yeah. We were the last ball bouncing in sports, even to this day. And there was nobody in the stands except like families and a couple of team personnel, right? Right. There were, I think, an allotment of 200 tickets per team, which enabled friends and family, close family, to come to the game. Now, they also did have their, they did allow their bands and their pet bands and their cheerleaders to come. And if you turned up the, as we do at Fox, we're big on audio.

So we turned up the microphone so you could hear the squeaking of the tennis shoes on the floor at the world's most famous arena. It actually, once you got into the game, it seemed somewhat normal because the game was being played at a really high level as games this time of year tend to be. But again, you had to have your eyes elsewhere, and we were, we were very much aware that play had been stopped in Greensboro at the ACC and Nashville at the SEC and Indianapolis at the Big Ten. So at that point, we were frankly surprised. And I think it sounded that way. At least I hope it did because the tone of our broadcast, I thought, needed to be that way because the world was truly shutting down at that point. No question about it. Tim Brando, Fox Sports with us here on the Matt Thomas show. Now, Tim, you brought up Sports Jeopardy, so this is a perfect segue.

My audience knows, besides doing the Rockets and doing this show, that before my life is said and done, I want to host a game show. You, my friend, auditioned for the hosting of Wheel of Fortune when they decided to... Yeah, the biggest game show. Yeah. Splitting up between when Pat Sajajok decided to do just the nighttime because he was going to host a show on, I think, on CBS. So take us how you got to where you at least, because I've seen it on YouTube. I've seen you host, and it was just a dry run or whatever it was, but how did you get

to that part of potentially hosting the Wheel of Fortune? What you saw, and I don't know how I got out, but what you saw was my audition, that was it. That was the audition real. It's about, I think, 11 or 12 minutes long. And I got it in one take, which I was thrilled. You know, you don't have an IFB. You're not getting a producer talking to you in your ear as we do at sports. You're working off dummy cards and some memorization, you know.

The top dollar value on the wheel is $1,000. Do not hit bankrupt because if you do, you lose your cash but not your merchandise. Now here's the puzzle. You've got to have that down, you know. Well, now it's all cash, so it's a little actually leisure, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. But I was doing Sports Center, and I was hosting. in college game day. This was the summer

of 1988. And I like you because I'd grown up in the business, I'd grown up in the industry. My father was a local television pioneer and he had about three different shows, all of them entertainment. He had a four-show

band that toured Sack Air Bases, which I was part of. So I had always thought, what if not sports? What would you have done if not sports? And I always thought game shows would have been in the direction. And like a lot of guys of my generation, I began as

an announcer slash disc jockey. So spinning the heads and talking to people and having dialogue with people was something that I was, I thought, quite comfortable with. So that's what that job is. So I was,

it was, it came out of the blue. Literally my agent who at the time was in LA had gotten a call from the producers of the show. saying Merv Griffin really likes Tim Brando. Could you get him out here? Well, that very rarely, if ever happens with game show hosting auditions.

Usually it's a cattle call with a bunch of stand-up comics or daytime radio show guys that are out in L.A., that at least in those days it was, 70s and 80s, all the guys, Gary Owens, Martindale, Tom Kennedy, all the guys from that generation were working at KMPC and Los Angeles doing daytime radio, Jeff Edwards, all those guys. And so for me as a young sportscaster, I'm only 31, 32 at the time to be called out of the blue to be flown out. I thought, gosh, I've got a great chance to get this gig. So I was excited about it, and so was ESPN because we only had about 25, 30 million homes then. they actually promoted the fact that I was going out there because it was the number one game show.

And it was the daytime version on NBC, and that was the reason Sayjack was no longer going to be available to do it. He was going to go up against Johnny Carson on CBS with a late-night talk show. It had a short run, and it was canceled. But that's why I went out there. I watched Say Jack do a few shows, and then during a break where he was changing clothes for the next round of tapings. they tape about a month's worth of shows in one day.

And during that period, as the guys were going to break with a skeleton crew, we did the audition. And it went beautifully. And when it was over, the producers and a lot of the camera people who knew me from sports, they knew me from calling games and working at ESPN, they were kind of talking, hey, what are you doing here? And gosh, that was good. And, you know, you're the best we've seen so far.

and blah, blah, blah. So I felt good about it. But I think the problem, to be honest with you, I was told in the aftermath was I was, when standing next to Vanna, I was a little too tall. You know, Pat, Pat's about 5'8, short guy.

And when I was standing next to her at 6'2, I was sort of looking down at her. And I think maybe there was this thought that, gosh, you know, Tim's looking really way, you know, down. You don't think about those things in our business, at least not on the sports side. You know, your size and how you project on camera next to somebody. So I think that was part of the problem in the aftermath. But the other issue was Ralph Fenerchka was an incredible story. You know, he had been very ill, fought through a tremendous illness as a player. He had done a piece, I think,

on KABC out in Los Angeles. Merv saw it. He'd never done TV. They hired him instead of me. It didn't go well, and the show was off the air in about two months. But because I did it and because it went so well, they asked me to come out for about two or three more pilots to other shows. One that actually hit, but I turned it down after doing the pilot,

a show called Rudge Match. You can look that one up. Okay. It was at a two-year run. I think they had 26 episode shot, and Marv Albert's brother, Steve. Oh, okay. There's an NBA broadcaster with the Warriors for many years. Steve wound up doing the show.

I turned it down. It was sort of a W.W.E. meets People's Court with Judge Wachter, you know. And I was working. It was like being a game show host, but being a sportscaster of a parody, nature, you know, with Jesse the Body Ventura and the late Lyle Al-Zato with me. You know, and these, they would go into small claims court and get these people who had lawsuits, calamity-like lawsuits against one another, and they would duke it out, you know, to win, you know, their lawsuit.

It was fun, but the kind of show that I felt I didn't need to do at that time, I thought it might hurt my sportscasting career a little bit. Probably the right decision. In those days, it might have. I don't think it would now. You know, I look at these guys, that show that I'm trying to think of the comedian now that does work with Fox and Joe Tessitore does. Oh, the golf game, whatever that thing is. Yeah, I watch that, and I mean, to me, you know, 30 years ago, that would have been a career killer for a sportscaster.

But in today's, you know, the line between sports and entertainment now has been blurred tremendously. since, you know, those days. All right, before I let you run, and we've got Tim Brando with us from Fox, great storyteller, you guys will see him with Spencer Tillman over the course of the college football season. Let's hope so. Yes. You've never been afraid to give us good, thoughtful opinions about college football.

A variety of different things are out there. What do you see should happen and what do you think is going to happen in terms of length of schedule when we're going to start? Are you concerned about the Pact 12 schools having issues about opening up? How is this thing? And again, I had to do this in about a minute time frame for you, but how do you envision this season coming to play if we're going to play major games with people in stands? Because that's how college athletics works with people in stands. We're going to all have to adjust and adapt to whatever the new normal is, Matt. I mean, that's just the bottom line. I was asked this question earlier today on Twitter. What's your major concern about sports and its role? And I think the best way to handle it in the minutes time that you gave me is this. As was the case in the aftermath of 911, sports to our country should always be a healing quotient for all of the psyche of our nation.

It was after 911. We knew appropriately not to play the first Saturday after the towers went down in New York. I think that we have to hopefully come at a time when the country can pause and say, gosh, this is a relief. We've got something else to think about. And I'm sincerely hopeful that that's the case. College football, however, only has, from a financial standpoint, they have got to come up with a college football season some way somehow. And that means leadership needs to consolidate and say, this is what's in the best interest of our sport. And they've got to think both about their part of the country, but the game as a whole from a national standpoint.

and I need our leaders need to be thinking about that and need to be drawing from other leaders from other parts of the country. Something college football historically has not done. We need to do that. We'll leave it there. Tim, I wish we could get you back on as soon as possible. I just have a feeling that college football could go a lot later than normal.

As long as we get it, that's all we're asking for them to get you. Well, I think, well, you know, if we move in a month later, you know, I've got no problem with that. I've oftentimes thought college football ended too soon anyway. And that's my thought right now. You put a gun to my head. I think college football does play out.

It plays out fully in most parts of the country, but it starts probably three to four weeks later. We'll leave it at that. Tim, thank you very much for the great storytelling and your thoughts on the college game. And we look forward to seeing and hearing you on you on Fox very, very soon. Thanks again for the time this afternoon. Thank you, Matt.

All the best to all the people down in Houston. That sounds great. Thanks again. Tim Brando from Fox Sports. with us here on the radio show. 118 is our time. 713-212-5-790. 7-1-3-212-5-7-90 is how you reach our show if you want to get in.

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Did you? I had no clue, no. Have you, has ESPN ever called you about anything? No. Joe, have you had a survey, I mean, or a network or a sports group calls you and ask your opinion about something? Definitely not. So how of the three of us not? And we've all been worldly travelers.

You know what? I did get called about a survey. It was like a political survey, maybe a year ago. Did you answer it? Yeah. Was it painful? It was like two minutes. It was automated.

Yeah. Took me like two minutes. All right. This includes 1004. sports fans older than 18. And I've argued for years about sample size. But these surveys do sample size and they can say, well, without a shadow of a doubt, we can back up that the number of people we asked was plenty.

Like the one of the biggest shams we believe in in our business is the Nielsen system of the Patriots. Well, yeah, that's doing it. And the sample size for six million people seems absurd. What's just a matter of statistics in finding a statistical significance. samples significant sample size. I'm going to let you stay with that because I can't even say that. Okay.

So of this survey of 1,000 sports fans, 1004, not 1,0003, 1,0004. There is a margin for error, right? I'm sure there is. On the ESPN coronavirus lockdown fan study says that 65% favored sports leagues restarting their games, even with no fans in the stands. Usually America is split 45, 4510 on everything. 45% think Trump is the evil. 45% love him.

10% or can't figure it out. Right? I mean, it feels like you could do everything on the national poll, but 45, 45, 10. I don't know. Well, he lost the popular role, but... You know what I'm talking about. Just trying to make people angry.

You're working right. About 76% said they wanted sports to return with no fans in the stands, even if players had to live out. of hotels and were strictly monitored. So more than three quarters of those fans don't care where these games are played and don't care if the athletes are inconvenienced. Which is the way that should be.

If these players want to win, go for a championship and they want to pick up most of their paychecks, you're going to have to live by some different rules. When sports finally make its comeback, 88% of them who call themselves avid sports fans reported they would watch as many games as possible. My question is, why isn't that 100%? Maybe it's just because there's no way in the world you're going to possibly watch the Nets Charlotte game, no matter how much you love sports. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the last dance thing where they started off with 6.1 million viewers

and dollar down to 5.5 per episode. I don't get those people who stop watching. That's a good retention, though, I think, I would think. I guess. But why would in theory, and again, it's a ratings monitoring system, so there's flaws all over the place. Yes. but the series is only getting better it's been good how could you after series after episodes one and two gone I'm good

I think yeah I don't know they're not making them on demand immediately I think or are they on demand right now no you can get them it just doesn't I think you have to have ESPN plus or no

no they're going on Netflix first oh that's right because it's in conjunction with Netflix and then they'll be on ESPN plus and that's what I was trying to figure out because I heard that they weren't going to be on plus for a while 88% of fans who call themselves avid sports fans

reported they will watch as many games as possible. I mean, what does that mean? Does that mean I'm going to be watching as soon as I get home and noon until midnight every day? My guess would be that if you're in front of your television, you're watching a sporting sports. Okay. Because right now, my television viewing habits are

I'm watching more local news I've ever had before. for because I want to see how the virus is affecting us in Houston. I watch all of the night shows between 7 and 10 on all three of the networks to get three completely different spins of what's going on. And then I get in YouTube Rabbit Holes. With Jeff Ross. Which I'm going to play the Jeff Ross one here. And Richard Dawson.

And Richard Dawson and Tim Brando hosting a Wheel of Fortune. Okay. That's my life. And I listen to music a lot. That's good. 70s on 7 in the Heart Radio app. And weekly top 40 with Casey Kaysen back in the day. so you're just listening to the same songs you've been listening to.

Pretty much. What's the most, what's a new artist that you heard? And you're like, you know what? I like that. And you got into them and you listened to a couple albums. What's the newest? Lately? Yes.

Most recently. What's the most recent time? And it could be an artist from the 50s or 60s or whatever. And you're like, man, I like them. I'm going to go download a couple of their albums and you listen. And it's songs that you haven't heard a thousand times. So this is something that can be old. Yeah, they can be old.

you just kind of recently got into them. Like stuff, like songs of theirs that you hadn't heard. I feel like you just live in top 40 of the 70s land, Matt. You had to dig deeper. Bill Withers passing. Okay. I've listened to the song, Lovely Day, 500 times in the last week. That and because the Monday night, or no, the Good Morning Football Show on NFA network,

their commercial, yeah. It's in their commercial. Yeah, I saw you tweet them. How do you feel about a grandma's hands? No, you don't like that song? No feeling about that at all. Let me tell you what I've downloaded lately.

Okay. Bill Wethers. Yeah. 1970s. Yeah, just as I am. Boy, a lot of his stuff. Let me see here what else I've done. When's your birthday?

June 5th. June 5th. Close enough. The pretenders I've gotten into lately. Oh, the pretenders, really? Back of the chain gang. Okay. That's a good jam.

I mean, that was the same cook. that they remade, but that's okay. That's fine, right? And I think that's about it. I'm listening to what I grew up with and appreciated. Okay. I mean, I'm still going to listen to Paul McCartney a lot. There isn't anybody today that I'm listening going, man, I really like that stuff.

But they don't, but today's music, people don't build songs for me. Okay. Who is your new artist? The newest artist that I got into? I'll say Latin jazz with Polans. Pancho Sanchez, Matt. Okay. Here's some other recent downloads.

Islands in a stream because of Kenny Rogers passing. So somebody dies, you go download all their stuff. Yeah. That's basically what it takes. I was in a casino in Phoenix when a guy named Burton Cummings was there, and he has a song called Stan Tall. Have you heard that song? It's pretty popular.

It was back in the day. Bernie Cummings? Burton Cummings. Burton. Burton, B-U-R-T-U-N. Burton Cummings. Burton Cummings. And I also download some old association songs.

I'm not a huge 60s fan, but I do love the association. I've never heard of Burton Cummings in my life. We'll play some stand tall. Play the stand tall course when we come back. Plus, we're going to get you into a rabbit hole that I got in time, and that's Jeff Ross roasting the people on T&T. It's three minutes of just funny stuff. We need to laugh a lot, don't we, don't you think?

Sure. A lot of sadness the last handful weeks. I'm having a good time. Let's laugh in the next segment. It's 131 on Sports Talk 790. At home say, Alexa, play Sports Talk 790 on I-Hard Radio. Again. This is in the Matt Thomas Hall of Fame right here.

He was at a casino. I was in Phoenix. So I just happened to see him. I think I know one of his songs. Burton Cummings. Yeah, you didn't pay for it, did you? No, I didn't go. There was a sign that said tonight, Burton Cummings performing.

Apparently, this was a number one hit on the Canadian AC charts. Adult Contemporary. For those of you playing at home. All right, that's enough of that. I don't even, I don't need this show to me to make fun of my music. You guys make fun of me for a lot of things. I'm not letting my music. I'm just making fun of him because this guy is in like a salmon jacket with a huge 70s mustache, gold chain.

It's like your traditional 70s music video where he's just jamming on the piano. It's his chest hair out? Yes. And then like there's like a soft fade of his hands playing the piano like just that. It's so 70s it hurts. What year was it? 76. That's the height right.

there. Yeah. That's prime MT music catalog music right there. What type of music would you call that? Soft rock. Okay. That's fair. Not yacht rock. His yacht is more like 81, 82, 83. Mm-hmm. Chris, River Cross. Oh, yeah. So Michael McDonald if you were dead. Live and paralyzed, unfortunately.

Oh. He says the Rona has gotten his That's what it was. I knew he was a new use of his legs. again. Well, he was in the news for some, I thought, I couldn't remember if he was in the news for dying or contracting coronavirus. I couldn't remember. So, but apparently he's going to, he's hoping he's going to recover. This is a state that I can believe it's temporary. Okay. Now that we've, how's Burke Cummins doing? Uh, apparently, I mean, since about February, I'm guessing he's okay. He's out running around the country doing concerts and in the casinos. Is he, is he selling these things out? I don't know. I just saw the sign. And I like,

then you opened up your eyes? And then I said, he sang something familiar. And then it was Stan Tall. Like, I like that song. All right. There we go. Yeah, I'm fully embarrassed about my music taste. No, you're not.

It's fine. You shouldn't be. Whatever you like is what you like. No, I'm laughing at Ross because I think you just missed his reference completely. What do you say? He just finished the lyrics to whatever you were saying. You said, I said, I saw the sign. I said it opened up your eyes.

Oh, that's true. Okay, I got you. That happens at least one. By the way, we just snuck it in the lyrics. We are due for a fantasy five of worst number one songs. The Dekeye we're next would be the 2000s. There's some bad ones. That's going to be a good one.

That's what we're doing Friday. And then we've got to go back to women. How about top afternoon delights of the last two weeks? Every one of them, apparently. Let me tell you all something. I'm going to peel the curtain back on the radio show. I could write a 1,000-word essay about the problems of the Houston Texans. You could give two blanks about it.

But if we put up a picture of today's afternoon delight, which her name again is. Irina D'Rate? Yeah. And Ross, how is she doing on the old internet Twitter account? She's doing great, but so is yesterday's Nelly Cronin. Do you see Nelly on the blog, Joe George? Parts of her. I did.

The initial picture is just her ass. That's it. Matt. I mean, I know. I shouldn't have given it away. Her posterior, Matthew. Her rear. All right.

Now that we've depressed people talking about my music selections, I've been catching up in a variety of U-2 rabbit holes. Jeff Ross was a part of a, you know, he's the legendary roastmaster. Of course, yeah. He is the goat of roasting. I don't know, Greg Geraldo is pretty good, too. He was just that much more, well, he died. Did Gelesnik die too?

Anthony Jezelnick? He's alive. Okay, he's a roaster too. Yeah. But I just had a, I think he had a Netflix special recently. But Jeff Ross, at the end of the day, is probably the most recognizable roaster. He, during the All-Star break, roasted the guys on T&Ts inside the NBA. And I had not seen it until about a week ago.

Oh, yeah, I saw it when it happened. I think we played some on the shoot. Maybe it was my Saturday show. Yeah, the Saturday show gets special treatment. The Sports RV show, 10 to noon on Sports Talk 7-90. I think we need to laugh in these times. Okay, and that's enough. I think we need to laugh a little bit.

So I shaved it down to about three minutes and 15 seconds. Jeff is ruthless on all of them really except Ernie Johnson. The rest of them don't get spared. Here's Jeff from last year's or last February's All-Star Game. Give it up for our guests of honor, the four hosts of Inside the NBA, Shaquille O'Neill, Charles Barkley, the other black guy, and the guy who's dressed for an impeachment. Shack is best known for missing free throws. Charles Barkley is best known for missing court dates Kenny Smith is best known for knowing Charles Barkley

and Ernie Johnson is best known as the assistant coach of the quidditch team at Hogwarts Congrats on a great season coach Shack you and me we've been friends a long time I've been following your legendary career There's nobody like you in the world Shack You sir are an anomaly But don't ever quote me on that

because nobody wants to hear you say anomaly. It wasn't easy for young Shaq growing up. He had a lot of trouble in school, mostly getting in and out of the desks. Poor little Shaquille, always running out of lunch money at breakfast. Face it, Shaq, you are gigantic. That suit is bigger than the one against Harvey Weinstein.

Charles Barkley looks like he puts his whole mouth over the drinking fountain. But folks, when the great Charles Barkley speaks, he keeps it real. He doesn't sugarcoat anything except his breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Charles Barkley only agreed to be in the movie Space Jam because he thought it was about jelly that was out of this world. I loved basketball, but I was never very good at it. Kenny Smith, you can relate, right?

Kenny Smith. Sounds like a name Charles Barkley gives to the cops. Actually, Kenny Smith played on the same. college team is Michael Jordan. And that's where the comparison ends. You're a cool guy, Kenny. But your eyebrows are a metaphor for your playing career. They start out strong, but then they retire early. By the way, Tiffany isn't just a comedian and a movie star. She also wrote a great book, Shack. A book is, it's like paper talking here with your eyes. This was fun. I feel like us basketball fans needed a

laugh right now. So thank you for inviting me to the party. We all need to laugh right now. He was ruthless towards Kenny. That's pretty good. Yeah. Kenny, the jet. He glossed himself after. Yeah. You really want to have a night of just laughing. Go to Comedy Central roast on YouTube and just watch Bieber get annihilated, Alec Baldwin get annihilated, Rob Logan,

I mean, it is, I would, I mean, I would love to be up. We were going to do a roast here for somebody. We were we going to roast Uncle Greg or something at some point? Were we supposed to have Uncle Greg roast? Maybe before he left? Yeah. I don't know. I'd be willing to do that.

I could come up with some good stuff. We should do a sports RV roast. Why are you going to roast me? Because we do it for good charity or something. I can handle it. And take all of us here on 790 to annihilate you for a hour and a half. I'd love that. Okay.

Joe, did you come up with some materials? Yeah. It's pretty easy. Matter of fact, let's do a rehearsal right now. If you want to roast Ross, 713, 2,1, 125-790. Let's go. 7-1-3-2-1.

The guy who gets roasted, he gets to go up at the end, right? Yes. Yeah, you're the very end. Oh, yeah, I'm in. I think that's part of the appeal if we roasted Ross. Yeah.

At the end, he would... Wait a minute. Maybe then I want to go last. Oh, geez. Hmm. Yeah, how could you handle not being the center of attention for that long, Matt?

Well, I could host... They roast everyone. Like, the roasters. They roast everyone up there, so... It's true. Yeah. All right. doing the roast of me. Let's do it.

We'll do the roast of Ross. Y'all just call on an aisle item. On Zoom. Oh, yeah. And we'll open up to everybody can come in and watch. Oh, let's not do that one. That didn't work out too well. 7-1-3-21-5-7-90.

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Busting the wave since the stroves were in the dome. Who do you don't call? Wave Busters. Houston Sports Talk continues with the Matt Thomas show. You know, if there is no fans, there is no wave. Yeah, I never thought of it that way. And no woo. Well, there may not be much woo this year.

Hmm. If Kyle Tucker comes in there and takes that spot, eventually, maybe not right away. Or maybe Wu gets traded before it. Is there going to be a trade deadline? Yeah, they'd have to be. Yeah. Still one that's going to be. Hmm.

By the way, we are efforting for James Click to join us on the radio show later this week. Oh, really? Yeah. That's cool. People we miss hearing from, Frank, we haven't heard enough from him. We haven't heard any of him. People need to hear more from. Do you think he's benefited in some way that you don't have to start the season rolling?

as quickly as possible so he can kind of learn the system and get settled in a little bit more? Or do you think, I guess this will be a question for him, obviously? I think he's super anxious to run his own baseball team. Yeah, but I mean, he was just going to have to hit the ground running rather quickly with the season starting. And now this kind of levels of playing field a little bit more. And just to give you, again, not an indirect benefit, but Verlinder would not be pitching right now. Yeah, still. No, I would, well, again, yeah.

If you're going based off of Erlander, the virus was a good thing. But if you're going off of, you know, he's anxious to run his own baseball team, he probably would like to have made a move or something or, you know, formula it in his 25-man roster by now. Although there wasn't a whole lot of decision-making to begin with. Yeah. Except for maybe the fourth and fifth starters. So, yeah, we'll hopefully get James either on to the show tomorrow or on Thursday.

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Let's go to Jay and Cyprus on 790. Hi, Jay. Hey, how you doing there, Mer? Good. Huge fan of Burton Cummings. Oh, good. And I think I saw the same content you did, but you know his greatest hit was American Woman.

That's his song? That's his song. Pool it up. No, American one. No. Oh, is it really? It's not the guess who? Yeah, that's not him.

Who do you think was Spruittman for the guess who? Who do you think was Fruteman for the guess who? I don't know. I don't know. He was a lead singer? Yes. Oh, there you go. Well, then, okay, well, I trust you then.

I don't have a great memory of him, so I just know that I like that song. That's it. Okay. Pull it up, you'll see. Thank you. Thank you. We got some people that know their music on this show. You know what?

Burden Cummings apparently was in the guess who he's correct okay well I didn't think he was lying well I think no there are people to make mistakes all the time including us and I you don't call in be like hey burden Cumm's in the guess who if he's not I wouldn't think well that's why Jay is our official music historian of the radio program I was a fan of that song also I think I had I think my parents had the guess who greatest hits and we used to listen to that one as a kid no sugar tonight oh great song I guess when I'm downloading between three and four o'clock today the guess who gets who Hey, don't tell Clinton and then because I'm downloading songs.

Why not? Because I'll get mad if I don't listen to the 80. Do you will they? I don't listen. I'm down the hall. Oh, that went sideways quick. Unless I, you know, unless I'm really bored. No, they're our entertaining show.

No, they're a great show. You know, I've got stuff to do. I got to upload T&A to this website. Yeah. We have the best TNA in the radio. We just do. Excuse me? We do, right?

Our website, yeah. Yeah. We have our digital guy. Joe does a great job for us. He's like, you know, you guys could do this. You could put up some old videos of some games and you could put up some, you know, why don't you break down the four quarters of the Texans match up and all that kind of thing? And it's like, that gets like 75 hits.

I'm looking right now, top 11 posts. Now this is out of like we post, especially Michael in the morning. He's cranking out blogs like crazy. Top 11 are all women. This is like women from last week, like last weeks. This shows you how horny y'all are. The top 11 post. It's sports 790.com.

All women. Yeah. And funny, all of them said, punched by Joe George on the website. Yeah, he's getting them all. We got your browser history, gone on. That's not true. They don't want my browser history.

I was Googling the KKK and stuff today on the show. Yeah. What? We were talking about the Viter thing. You weren't listening to the show at the time. He's busy back there. Doing what? Running the website, running the board,

answering phones? phones? I'm on Joe's side. Line one. Go ahead. See nobody that calling the show? Well, you just had the Burtt Cummings expert on the show. That's true. Burton Cummings. Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention this. There is a Texans opening, a job opening at the Texans. Did you see this? I'm not kidding.

Was it social media manager again? No, I think they keep moving. They rotate those guys. I think they take it off the website and then they add to it. It's like nobody wants this job. Let me see if I get the exact title. Radioactive. The new, where is it, where to go? Is it off the website?

Yeah, you're lying to us now. What are you looking for? Oh, it's a job to clean the place. What do I see jobs in sports? Oh, God, you all talk amongst each other for like 30 seconds while I find it. How's it going, Joe? Pretty good, Ross. How are you?

Pretty good, man. How's the Twitter account at Joe George Radio doing? Pretty good. We're almost over $1,500. Oh, that's good. Here it is. The Texans are looking to fill a new role. A facility hygiene coordinator.

Facility hygiene coordinator. As COVID-19 changes the world of sports, cleanliness and safety have become top of mind for teams and players. This is sports business journal to lose a story about this job and many more. Facility hygiene coordinator. Now, no kidding aside. Zero kidding on this. That's a tough-ass job. that is think about this that's 80 players 20 coaches five to six maybe 10 equipment people

four or five trainers there are a couple of hundred people going into that germ filled bacteria filled sweat gross locker room every day for multiple hours and they're going to hire somebody to be in charge of making sure there are no germs and no bacteria and no fungus. Rossi, that's got to be a high six-figure paying job. Because let me tell you something. You'd have to give me $500,000 to take that job. Purell everywhere, everyone wearing masks, we're done. That's the reason why you wouldn't get past the first round of the interviews.

Easy peasy, baby. facility hygiene coordinator any idea what that makes I don't think I want to know Joe George

70 Joe no Joe if I give you $125,000 yeah for a yearly salary you have to get to the facility at 7 a.m.

You have an assistant but the two of you nobody can leave that locker room for the day you're the last one literally to walk out pass $125,000

No, because if Bill doesn't leave, I have to wait to clean his office. No, no, this is a- You can hire a team, you're a coordinator. You're not doing it all yourself. Yeah, you're hiring people. But the buck stops with you. And by the way, Bill O'Brien's office is not on the same floor as where the guys are. The locker room is on the lower level of NRG.

They're up above. What do you think? $125,000? Yeah, I'll do it. Temperature checks when you come in, Purell, masks. You don't see, you don't. Get my hand on some tests. It's not that easy.

That's scrubbing every one of the locker. I'm not scrubbing. I'm hiring somebody to scrubble. Yeah, but you're not going to be able. They're going to ask you to do it too. No, I'm not, you know. You get like two janitors. It'll be fine.

I don't know. I don't know if $125,000 will be enough. That's a dead. Nobody's making Matt. We're not making me and Joe aren't making Matt Thomas money. But, okay. I'll give you a chance to make, you know, $125. You're going to make sure that every day that locker room is spick and span.

I mean, 10 times more than it used to be. You're ready to do it? Okay. Just get everybody on the same page. It'll be fine. Well, let's send an application in. See how far you get along in the process. I don't think I'm very qualified.

Only thing on my resume is working here and it chatters. Wait, wait a minute. So how do you become a facility hygiene coordinator in college? You don't do that. You can probably have some kind of medical background, I would imagine, like a nurse or something. Or a janitorial background, I guess. Or both, preferably. Just saying.

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I couldn't find the lines. You mean to tell me that bet on online.ag or one of those websites that have it? have some. I shouldn't really look. Here we go. We've got some picks today. The Vegas casinos are closed still, so you can't bet on that. But if you want to go offshore, which we, do we endorse offshore, are we indifferent to offshore?

Oh, here you go. The KT. Whiz are favored starting at midnight. KT. Wiz, the official team of the Matt Thomas show, they're off to an 0-1 start. Minus 1-45. Only in game back in the division standings in the Eastern Division. By the way, this is from yesterday.

They did win. They were fair. I mean, they lost, they lost, but they were favored. Okay. Well, you know what? They'll bounce back tomorrow. Sometimes your ace will let you down once in a while. Yes.

Like Justin Vernal-Lennard in the World Series. What was the ace's name? Oh, I'm not trying it. Oh, I'll go Greg Jones. Greg Jones, you think it was the ace at the, maybe it was Burton Cummings. Dan Strattley pitch yesterday or this morning, whatever it was. Did he really?

Yeah. Oh, good for him. A cup of coffee with the Astros, right? Yeah. Former Astro great. Well, great's a relative term. All right. So let's say you wanted to put, you want to go to an offshore account.

and you wanted to bet on the Houston Texans win total. I got news for you. Unless they do something extreme, you're not going to get tremendous value back. If you believe the Houston Texans can win between five and nine games, that sounds about right. It's a wide net, right? You're only getting five to nine odds, which is, what, 55 cents a dollar? Minutes 180 or plus 180?

Is it? 5.9? Five-nine. That's a plus one-80, I think. Okay, so explain to you, you'd have to spend 180 to win 100. Mm-hmm. So it's not even even even. It's less than even odds, okay?

If you believe the Texans are going to win between 10 and 14 games, this is not bad. Five to two, which is two and a half to one. So you get two and a half times your bet. If you think they're going to blank the bed this year and not win a single game or win as few as four, that gets you at seven to two odds. Three and a half to one. If you believe they're going to be extraordinarily good, 15 and 1 or 16 and 0. 4 Jacko 69's got them there.

125 to 1. Wow. That's huge. Yeah, I'm passing on that. Okay. So, frankly, I would put the 180 down, get my $100 back as they would finish between five and nine. No, I'm going 10 to 14.

Are you really? I think they'll win 10 games, maybe. I think they're going to win 9. So might as well go. You cannot go to the betting window and say, I think they're going to win 10. And then say maybe, you walk up the table and say, I know that. I'm going to tell you right now, Vegas, I'm betting they're going to win 10 games.

Yeah, okay, that's what I'm going to bet. You get 2 and 1. It's better value. I don't think they're going to win 5 or 6 or 7. The best value is 125 to 1, but I'm not going to bet that. They're probably going to win 8, 9, 10, or 11, I would think. so by that logic 10 or 11 gets me 2.5 to 1

and 8 or 9 only gets me I have to lay money. So why wouldn't I bet for more value on the 10 to 14? But if I only think they're worthy of a 5 or win or 6-1 team then it's, I'm going to get tremendous value in my 5 to 9 9th and I'm still going to win. If you think that, yeah, do you think they're going to be a 5 or 6 win team? I think they're going to be a 9-win team max. Max?

Max. Isn't their total, their season total is like 8.5? Yeah. Okay. Yep. Dallas Cowboy fans. Your 5-9 win total is 5 to 6. It's almost even.

Okay. 10 to 14 is 11 to 10. It's a little bit over even. That's plus plus 1-10, right? 10 to 14? 11 to 10. Oh, 11 to 10 is... Between 10 wins and 14 wins is 11 to 10.

That's minus 1-10. Minus 1-10. Oh, yeah, plus 1-10. Yeah. 0 to 4 is 15 to 2, meaning you get 7 to 1 on a bet of 0 to 4 wins. 15 to 16. wins is 80 to 1. Now that we try to awake

Joe George from his nap. The Chicago Bears, Joe George. Five to nine wins. You get five to eight. So that's minus 160. Okay. Not a great bet. Ten to 14 wins.

You're two to one on that one. Are your bears worthy of winning 10 games this year? I don't know. That's a no. Yeah, Nick Foles now. I think they could easily have a top five pick or go to like the NFC championship game.

They have like, don't they have like 17 tight ends? You're set. I think they have nine now. Okay, they let one go. Zero to four wins is nine to two. That's four and a half to one. And then to win 15 or 16 is 100 to 1. Why are they more likely to win 15 or 16 and 100 to 1

than the Texans are to win 15 or 16 and 125 to 1? I mean, they've got a top. five defense in the NFL. So, I mean... Is that right? Okay. So in theory, the Bears should be better than Texans this year.

Yeah. Duh, bears. You really think so. Yeah. I think... What's going on? Their division's kind of weak outside the Vikings, yeah?

Or I mean, Green Bay. Green Bay is okay. I think there are divisions kind of similar to the AFC South where it's all pretty even, except for Detroit and Jacksonville. All right. To show you where they are as compared to the

halves in the NFL, I'll give you Kansas City. 10 to 14 wins is 5 to 9. You're going to put a lot of money down for that. Minus 1 a 1 to 9 wins is only 3 to 2. 1 and a half to 1. If you think they're going to have a clunker over year and win 0 to 4 games, they're 18 to 1. Oh.

Pam Homes goes down. 15 to 16 wins? 20 to 1 Oh, I like that. I would put some money on that. Yeah, I think there's some good money on that. Yeah, I mean, they're probably not going 16 and 0. So 15 to 1, it could happen.

So, we need gambling in Louisiana. I want to go put these bets down. I have no fun I'm betting online. We just open up an account. Yeah, but it's just... It's better because, especially on futures bets, because those...

I've made futures bets before season long, and kept them in my drawer and then they just get a the ink starts coming off yeah but what do these websites mysteriously go away yeah that's possible I think trying to get one that's kind of reputable my concern is the payout is even if I win am I actually going to get my money some of them do have issues with payouts or it can take longer they take your money in about three seconds

and it takes them about a week to pay you out yeah that I don't like yeah I've never bet online anything and I have just I'm just not big enough better to want to get into that Hmm. There's only been like a handful of 15-1 teams in NFL history. But 15-1, 15 or 16 wins get you 20 to 1. That's not terrible, guys. Because if anybody in the NFL that you think could go 15-1,

it would be Kansas City, right? The only problem is this. Here's what you could run into. They're 14-1 going into the final week of the season. And they rest their starters. that's where it could probably hit you. You'd have to hope that they were 15 and no going in in order for them to kind of give up that last game

unless they were fighting for a perfect 16-0 season. But at that point, if you get 15 games, one, you've already won your bet. Schedule's tough. They've got, obviously, the Ravens and the Texans is their first-place schedule. They've got the NFC South this year. So besides their division,

which is improved with the Broncos, and who knows and the Chargers are solid but they'll play the Patriots this year they'll play the Saints the Buccaneers the Buccaneers the Falcons that's that tough schedule

to go 15 and 1 only 6 teams have gone 15 in 1 ever So maybe the 20 to 1 odds is not enough Not that great All right Only one team's gone 16

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You of H grad, Tex-Mex connoisseur. Well, is there anybody more Houston than Matt Thomas? No way. Back to the Matt Thomas show. So the Sports Business Journal is reporting that the NFL is considering several contingencies, including whether to postpone the start of the show. season until October the 15th. Also abandoning

by weeks and the Pro Bowl, meaning there would only be one weekend between the conference championship games and the Super Bowl. Guys, they're going to release this schedule on Thursday. Is it going to be here's plan A between 6 and 615.

Here's plan B between 620 and 6. I mean, I feel like they're going to give us a bunch of puzzle pieces, but it's not going to all form together properly. Maybe they'll just say it's week, we'll say week one, we just don't know when week one starts. Yeah, I think that's, I agree with Ross. Well, I guess you could do that because you're not fighting with other stadiums,

so it doesn't really matter, right? Well, and there's the talks about them playing games on Saturday. So that's why, like, if there's no college football, they might play games on Saturday. So it might just be. Like weekend of kind of things? Yeah. Which week one. If it's week one, if it's a Saturday, it's a Sunday, it's still week one.

If it's in October or if it's in September, it's still week one. I think that's exactly what's going to be. And then there's going to be a bye week in there. And if they get rid of those, how do you? They'll just adjust that. Here's what I would do. They're going to give everybody the bye week at week nine or something like that. And get rid of it.

Well, let's say that you put up, well, how about this? Hmm. I'm trying to think of scenarios here. Because different teams. What if you put September 7th weekend? And then you said, well, we're not going to start until October 1st. You take those four weeks you missed, pop them to the very back. Well, you just move them back.

Well, you're going to plop them? Um, because, I don't know. Yeah, actually, I guess maybe they, if they're thinking about getting rid of bye weeks, they'd have to have two separate schedules set up. But if I, if I open up my stadiums, am I also not opening up my stadiums for like supercross and stuff like that, stuff that could already be booked in this facility? Monster Jam. Monster Jam, if you will.

How about this? What about the Thursday night and the Monday night games? I really don't know the answer to this. I don't know. They're not being coy. I just don't think they even know this. Well, they better know because they're ready to announce this schedule on Thursday. You're supposed to come out on Thursday.

Isn't that crazy? I think they're just more prepared than the other leagues just since they don't, they're not in a rush. And oh, by the way, you could also reduce the schedule from 16 to 14 games, too, and just chop off two weeks. Yeah. I think what they're doing on this is maybe just. just wanting to continue with business as usual, keep it as normal and say this is the schedule. And then the schedule is a little asterisk,

subject to change. And that's it. And we're all going to be like, oh, the schedule, oh, 16, it's cool.

The football's going to happen. And then if they have to change it, they change. Okay, so let me ask you this. If you have a 16 game schedule and you've got to plot, you've got to cut two of them all for some reason, mm-hmm.

Do you schedule all inter-conference games on one week? So you can easily say, well, this is not going to affect your AFC standings or NFC. standings? Could you do that? Maybe. You definitely mean, you always, the last two weeks now are all divisional games. Right. You don't think you mess with those. Yeah.

I mean, what would you get, would you get rid of your intra-conference or inter-conference? Well, I think the first, if you're talking about two games, then you would just take off the first-place games. So for the Texans, you would take off the Ravens and the Chiefs game. That'd be nice. So you're saying keep the games against the... Sorry, you're right, Patriots and Chiefs.

So you're saying keep... the NFC North games, the four of them, and chop off the two cross-divisional opponent games. Yeah. Okay. And then I would go to the NFC next. And what I would do is, what I would do if I would have the NFL, is I would schedule all those matchups in the same week.

So if you're lopping off the schedule, you just say, okay, week seven is gone. So the Texans would play the Chiefs and the Patriots weeks one and two in your theory? Or they could just be placed anywhere? but yeah I think every week every game that week is going to have those matchups yeah I think that makes a lot of sense because then if you want to get rid of them it's very easy to get rid of and so then let me ask you this then why are we then if we're thinking about the schedule being reduced why would we want what would be the reasons for us putting out a 16 game schedule and then having

a cut two months later why why would we have to cut two games is there any reason it comes immediately to mind I can't think of Because when they said that dropped that date for a 16 game season is October 15th, that means everything. Yeah, they're saying the Super Bowl, in theory, the season could start October the 15th. The Super Bowl will be crowned, the champion would be crowned on February the 14th. Only a week later than normal? I guess if you cut out the Pro Bowl and- You're cutting the Pro Bowl out.

You're cutting the Bios out. Because I think the regular schedule would be February 7th, they were sent. I thought. Yeah. February, February 14th could be moved back. Yeah. Cut the buy and you cut the Pro Bowl. That's two weeks right there. Interesting. I've never been a big schedule hoard watcher, you know, like let you know how ESPN puts hours and hours and hours of into it. It's going to be three-hour broadcast. Let me tell you something, bro. I'm in it this year. And you know, I was talking to Joe, Matt. You know how you always do the bit where you have them

going 0-1-16-1-hour and 16-0? That's exactly. I was sticking with it. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. We've been doing there for like seven or eight years. No, the show in America does it like that. Right. By the way, on Thursday's show, we will not be doing guess what week the Texans play a certain opponents. Okay. I'm okay with that. No, others aren't. That sounds like a complete waste of time.

Somebody's going to go on their radio show, whether it being Houston, Detroit, Cincinnati, Miami, Kansas City, and go, hey, who will the Chiefs play? in week one. Give us a call and tell us at 501, 5551-1-2-1-2. Somebody's going to do that. It's the worst. Not this show, but somebody will do it. And give them massive disrespect when they do it because it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of in my life.

You cannot predict what is already out there. It's like me coming on the radio show and saying, hey, everybody, big matchup front of out on Smackdown between Chris Jericho and Daniel Bryan. Who do you guys got? 713. It's already been determined. So don't try to predict something you can't. The ending's already not there.

If we need to do what we need to find out who has got the schedule right now. There are usually leaks. There are leaks. But most of those leaks, though, Ross, are wrong. Have you ever noticed that? On the schedule? Yes. There have been some butchered leaks out there.

Okay. Butchered leak. That sounded kind of weird. I don't think I want any part of a butchered leak. Yeah, we don't believe in butcher leagues here on the show. We only believe in accurate leaks. Derek, Derek on 790. Hello, Derek.

All right, Mr. Donald. You tell us. Man, I just happened to be having this conversation yesterday with somebody about the NFL and when it was going to start back and when it was going to be back up and how many games they were going to play because of this, that, and the third. And I said the same thing. I said the same thing that you are saying this time. Like, can we just let things just go for a second?

Let's see how the virus comes down. Let's see how many people we can say. The NFL is going to do what they have to do to get their product on start time, no matter what. If you just look at the old Super Bowl games on Fox or NBC, they're really doing a lot of pushing. And the NFL is going to start when the NFL starts. They're not going to lose no money, but you're right. People are like literally overthinking this. How many games we're not going to have?

How many games are we going to have? Let them people work it out for all of us super duper football fans, okay? Let the NFL work it out. Let them figure it out. And believe you meet, when it's time for them to tell you what's going to happen come week one NFL, whatever week, we all are going to be in attendance and we all going to know. You know what I'm saying?

We all going to know what time it is. Just everybody's just overreacting, just basically for nothing. Let them the league do what they need to do so the games can come on. Hey, Ms. Thomas, I appreciate you. Let me come on and just say that for a second, sir. Okay, see you, Derek. So Derek wants all you all to just let the NFL do his business. Don't try to overanalyze it.

Don't underanalyze it. Let the league do its business. Yeah, Matt. Now, hold on. Bless you. We can guess how many national TV games are going to get. Although that really won't even make sense, because if the NFL moves to Saturday,

those are going to be national TV games. So, Ross and Joe, there's another handful of radio stations across this country that are going to be besides themselves because they can't do predict the number of national TV games. There are radio shows in this country that don't know what to do on Thursday. They're going to do it all, Matt. Because they can't predict the number of national TV games.

They can't predict the first opponent. Although, I'll tell you this, if you are NBC, because you get the first game every year, and the game's going to be in Kansas City, who do you want on that first opponent? Does Texans chief sound like interesting opening night football to you? Ravens, Week 1. Lamar versus Pat Mahomes. That's good. Book it.

I mean, there's no better way. No better way. To start the NFL season. The last two MVP's. Does NBC flex that muscle over CBS? Because you know CBS wants that game. Have to. That's true.

So week one, Tony Romo and Jim Nance are not doing that game. And the best AFC game they have is New England with a brand new quarterback, whomever that is, against Buffalo. Stidham time. Right now, it's got to be his time, right? Yeah. 228. Matt Thomas Show continues.

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people on, but they're a little more difficult to grab. But I like to get Mike Brina. We've had Mike Brin and Joe Buck would be the only two guys we really haven't. Tarika would be good too. Those are three guys that are the leaders. We've had Nantz on. We've had Harlan, Ian Engle, Tim Brando's

been on, Joe Clatt's been on. So we're kind of running through the gamut, if you will, of national sports forces we hear on games. Do you have contacts with Mike Breen? I can probably get one. Okay.

Joe Buck may be really hard to get a hold of because I just think he's... He goes on to Sean. Joe Buck does? Didn't he? I think so, yeah. Okay. Yeah, but you know what? People hold their guests like really close to the vest.

That's fine. Mike, I told you Mike Brin was on a... Real Sports. The Zach Lowe Post podcast. He was really good. I think you would enjoy it because he was excellent. He was talking about. you know, making the calls and the Knicks games and some of his favorite calls,

stuff he would take back that he didn't like the way he called stuff. There is an article in the athletic by Richard Deutsch, who is their media critic. He asked 20 broadcasters a call they could wish they could have back. One of the people he interviewed was Robert Ford. Oh, really? Yeah. Mike Breen's... You want me to tell you?

You're going to listen to podcasts? No, you can tell me. When he, you know, when Kyrie Irving made that three-pointer at the end of the 2018 finals to put them up three or whatever it was, 92-89, I think. He wishes he would have said bang. Really? Mm-hmm. Let me give you mine. You're not to help me about who the Clipper player was.

This is true. Wesley Johnson? Yes. I was shielded when Hardin put Wesley Johnson on skates. And so I did not sell it as a rather incredible basket at all. In fact, because of where I was, I had thought that Hart had pushed off. We didn't. So that's the call I wish I had back.

Mike Breen also talks about, so he was calling the Knicks in 94, the championship. On radio. When John Starks put that shot up, he's kind of relieved that he didn't go in because he couldn't see John Starks. He couldn't see the referees. And he was at a bad angle to see if it went in. So if John Starks would have made it to cleanse the championship, he would have had to like stall for a few seconds to make sure that it went in.

And then it was a three. That's what it was. He couldn't see that he couldn't see that he was a if it was a three-pointer or a two-pointer. So he couldn't see if it was going to tie the game or win the game. And he couldn't see the referees putting their arms up. Yeah. So he was going to have to make that call not knowing if the Knicks had just won the championship or if John Starks had just sent it to overtime.

Very fair. Yeah. Let me tell you something. And look, Mike's resume is amazing. We all, and I put myself in that category a little bit, we all think about that kind of stuff all the time. Big moments, the recording of whatever you say to be used over and over and over again, you hope it's really damn good. Yeah. He was like, I would have screwed up the call because I didn't know what was happening.

He couldn't see if he was on the line or not and couldn't see the refs. And it makes it even harder now in the world of the NBA because not for him, because he's doing it right on the court side, but more of us as radio broadcasters, we're further away from the court than ever before. So, yeah, I think about that all the time. That's why I like to look at the scoreboard. Think about the scenario of how many points are down

or a particular team is up if the game is tied and then kind of mentally go, what am I going to say if this shot goes in? Not try to rehearse it, because then it sounds rehearsed and it usually falls flat, but at least be in the right context. But yeah, there is not a single broadcaster, whether it's the greats of the greatest

that haven't had a call or two in their life that wish they had it back. So it's perfectly human. I've told people before, and I get asked this all the time. I feel like I've never had a perfect play-by-play broadcast where I just said, put on the tape, you know, or the digital editing or whatever, and just get in your car and listen to it and go, man,

everything I said, everything that happened in the course of the game was perfect. I wish I did. I think that's rather normal. Yeah, I don't think it's ever going to be possible. There's always going to be something, because you are your own heart at harshest critic. There's always going to be something you wish you'd said, well, I should have said this instead, or I should have given the score more often, or I should have discussed it,

especially if you try to match up your call to what the video of the game is. Yeah, I think basketball, of all the sports too, has to be the hardest to have a perfect play-by-play call. Yes. Because if you watch back, you're going to be like, well, I said he was at the top of the key. And really he was to the right of the top of the key a little bit. There's always going to be like these little things that from just where you sit, you're not going to fully get all the detail. And in theory, think about this.

And I have no, I'm not a linguistics analyzer. But I work a game, an NBA game by myself. How many words am I saying between 7 o'clock and 915 on a night where there's an NBA game? Thousands. Thousands and thousands. and thousands of words. How am I going to get every single thing right in two hours and 15 minutes? You strive for it.

Yeah, it's impossible. But it's impossible. Especially if you look down, I take pride in my preparation for the games. If I write something down that I think I'm going to want to use in the game, I got to look really quickly. I mean, it's a super glance because if I look down for too long, I might miss something in front of me because I'm the only one broadcast in the game. and then I'm going to rely on either a monitor or an instant replay or something, and I don't want to do that.

But yeah. Mike Breen is excellent. Thick East Coast accent, but it doesn't overwhelm you to me. And it's done an excellent job on the NBA broadcast. I think there's a lot of great NBA broadcasters. It's fun to hear some of the big calls. Real quick, before we get to our final segment, did you see the video of Mike Tyson in a sparring? Yeah.

Now, it's a sparring partner. It's not in the ring. Well, he's in the midst with the guy, yeah. Yeah, it's a very, very small, I mean, a handful of seconds. 15 seconds, yeah. But he looked like he was 28 years old. He looks good. I mean, it looks like he could knock you out in the first round.

Well, yeah, he knocked me on the first punch. Could he get to the fifth round? I don't know. Yeah, I was reading an article, actually. The guy that he's working with says he's sparring about five to seven rounds a day. and working out on cardio and stuff. He's trying to get back in his shape to do some charity matches or something like that.

Do you know that if he wanted to get out there and do something on pay-per-view? You'd pay for it? I would sure as hell pay for it. Yeah, I guess I would. His last couple of fights were pretty embarrassing, though. Was it Mike, Kevin Green something or other?

15 years ago was his last fight? I was watching... I was watching... I was watching... I was watching the morning show. They were talking about this. He lost that fight to that guy, whoever it is. And then that guy won up losing six of his last next eight fights.

Yeah, that guy Kevin McBride was just supposed to be there. Like, he quit on his stool. Damn. He went there for a paycheck and just said, you know what I'm, I think six rounds in. The fight before that, he got knocked out. Mm-hmm. I remember him knocking out Clifford at TN in the first round. That was a joke of a fight.

And before that, that's when he lost to Lennox Lewis. and Linux Louis should beat him to hell, knocked him out in the 8th. I would buy the fight, and I would root for him. Yeah. I mean, Larry Holmes was fighting into his 50s. George Foreman did it. Yeah, well, he was early 40s, yeah.

But George Foreman did it as a bit, and then he wanted to go away. I mean, I can win the title at least once during this time. Problem is, I don't know from an endurance standpoint if he could last more than say two or three rounds. I think that the Foreman one was like a 10th round knockout. of Michael Moore. But look, but 53 years old. He was losing that fight, by the way. 53 to a 25-year-old with a longer reach,

six-foot-three, probably 25 or 30 pounds heavier. Yeah, let me see. Larry Holmes, I believe, was fighting into his 50s. Like, who is the number, give me that, can you tell me,

and we'll go to a break and see if we can come back with this. Give me the number 10th ranked heavyweight in the world. Let's figure out where he is. It's going to be a rushing guy we haven't heard of. Okay, but just, let's just get, let's see how the size matters here.

And whether or not, because, what Mike would weigh and what his height would be and see if how long that number 10 fighter would all of a sudden be able to stay if he went five rounds with Mike, could Mike stay with him for that long? 713212-5-790 if you want to get in. 7-1-3-212-5-7-90 on Twitter

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but still Jesus sandaled, Matt Thomas. Sanitize those toes, would you? You don't know where they've been. They're freshen up those liners. I'm kind of missing my Royce White liners every once in a while. Speaking of which, I didn't realize you were freshly shaven today. Yeah, did it at you last night. Got a little razor burn looks like.

Yeah. I've got to get some, like, some alabair or something across the front. I'm shaving once every two weeks. How did the wife feel about the beard? It's too much. Didn't like it. You were getting kind of shaggy. I think it's good.

I should have trimmed it up. There's nothing wrong with a little shag. I like the shag. Yeah. All right. 10th ranked boxer heavyweight division is? Oh, well, it depends on there's a number of different rankings. Let's go with a Kubrat Pulev.

Okay. He is the 10th Kubrat. Yeah. He's actually in line to fight Anthony Joshua for the heavyweight championship, but he's 10th according to the ring magazine. Yeah. He's 39 years old, known as the cobra. He's only lost one fight to Vladimir Klicho.

he is 6 foot 4 200 Oh dang it Where's his weight Probably I'm going to guess like 225 or 2.000 somewhere and where's Mike Tyson Mike Tyson fought around 200 and he's 510 I believe Probably what is his weight now who knows 250 So you're at 6 inch reach advantage at minimum

I don't see it I mean I'd watch it I'd buy it I'd root for him But Mike Tyson was always always was a small heavyweight. Yeah, but he was up, but at 23, I mean, Pulev's going to destroy him. I mean, maybe you can make the argument that he wasn't motivated in the right mindset

for the Danny Williams and Kevin McBride fights. Yeah. But those guys were not even, they were like tomato can, tomato can't say tomato cans. They were just nobodies. And he was just getting rocked in those fights. And that was 15 years ago. Does he have a puncher's chance? Sure.

Does he make, is he have a grant guaranteed payday? Absolutely. Somebody would, some casino could put something on, put a pay-per-view on it and call it a day. Another guy who's thought of is around 10th, Louis Ortiz, he just fought recently Deonté Wilder. He's older. He's like 41. And there are rumors that he's even older than that because he's Cuban.

Louis Ortiz would be big trouble for... By the way, why hasn't boxing taken advantage of this time? Six foot four. They're not putting fights on. All their fights are getting postponed. Because of location? Yeah, coronavirus and all that. So they couldn't go to the performance center down in Orlando where the WVEs and have it there?

I don't know. I mean, the UFC just announced like three events. I don't see why boxing is not. I don't know. I mean, I'm not going to pay to see Mayweather Pacquale again. I'm done with that. I just know there have been fights and they've been postponing for the most part. Yeah, for the record, if there is a Mike Tyson fight and we can go out in public, we'll go to Big City Wings.

I'll have Sam order on the paper view. We'll eat wings and watch. it. Okay. Sounds great. He's going to get knocked out in two rounds. That's fine. But at least it gets us out. And we will root for Mike Tyson. Have we not? Well, apparently he's going to fight. It's going to be the charity matches. Those will probably be televised or something. I'm sure he's not. Mike Tyson probably needs a little money or something. Unless his one man show on Broadway just completely took off. Yeah. All right. Let's go to, I don't think, no. You don't think it did? He was on one of the rows I was watching this past week. Yeah. I'd be so scared to make fun of Mike Tyson. Well, it was the women that were doing it. Okay. And it was. Well, you've, So, like Tyson has a history. A little bit. A little bit.

By the way, his ex-wife, Robin Givens, plays a doctor on The Bold and the Beautiful. She's still working? She's tracking. Good for her. Yeah, she's doing okay. She's rallied. Kenny and I'm mobile line at 252 on 790. Hi, Kenny.

Hey, good afternoon. Love this show, as always. Thank you. Hey, Matt, you made a comment. You don't think you've ever done a perfect basketball game. I think that's why I really love you doing the game. because you're caught in the moment of it. You know, I listen to a good majority of games on the radio,

and I think you do an unbelievable job. And are you getting better? Yeah, in my opinion, you know, you're constantly getting better every game you do. But the game moves so quick now that, you know, it would be impossible not to make a mistake. Yeah. I have one question. I have one question for you.

Where did it come from or why? You know, I notice all the time you say moving left to right on your dial. Yeah. I understand you're painting a picture, but, you know, it just doesn't seem, I don't know, valid or... That's kind of an old radio cliche. You know, radio dials move from far left side at 540 and then all the way to the right at 1,700. That's just kind of a radio jargon thing that's 30 years old. It's just something old.

the way we as radio junkies like to say. Well, love this show. Love your broadcast. Can't wait until hopefully we get back to hearing from. Amen. And I appreciate you let me on. Thanks. Thank you, Kenny.

Appreciate the kind words. Yeah, I've been wanting to do it since I was a kid. I feel like I get better on every broadcaster. There are just little nuances of things that I catch, prepare for. but yeah it's it's a lot of work but it's a lot of fun it really is and and i'm really and i'm not trying to to get all sappy but i'm truly blessed i have two amazing jobs actually three be count the pa three amazing jobs i really look forward to it every single day and i really look forward to some games ross i mean to be disrespectful to betting on us yeah this one's great

trust me but i mean to be honest and we were talking about this uh with some folks here at the office. You know, our radio stations are pretty well right now, all things considered. We are personally looking forward to being even better when we have games to supplement what we're doing right now as a radio station. So I'm excited about the time we get games. And I think, you know, I hope I get to broadcast some of those games. I told Ted Brown a few weeks ago, if the league goes to Vegas, I want to go if they let me because I think it'll be one of those remember when when you did that got to do this yeah now first what if you're away from your family for like a month well they're used to it but not straight um they would they would understand

we've been together for a long time uh that would be the hardest part and obviously again you're putting yourself in a in a in a in a bubble bubble that you can't get out of so that would be that you know i'm right now not in a bubble i get to work and drive to school and here and eat and whatever but So as a personal, professional, you know, challenge, I'd be very curious to see if I could pull it off. The thing I'm worried about is that they put these games in Orlando or Las Vegas, they're going to make us call the games off monitors. And it's not nearly as fun because you don't get the feel of being even on the court, even though there's no fans.

People are sacrificing, Matt. So you're going to have to sacrifice too. I'm going to sacrifice too. I'm okay. They know what they call me around these parts? Mr. Sacrifice. Yeah, if you go to a bubble, I'll stop by and cook dinner for the fam and tuck the kitties in. You'll stay far away from my home. 256, enjoy the rest of your day.

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