The Matt Walsh Show - Ep. 1694 - Tucker Carlson Reveals SHOCKING Details About Thomas Crooks
Episode Date: November 19, 2025Today on the Matt Walsh Show, we’re finally getting some information about the man who tried to assassinate Trump. It turns out he is yet another “non-binary” they/them killer, among other revel...ations. Why are we just finding this stuff out now? And what else are they hiding? And why? Also, the House and Senate vote to compel the release of the Epstein files. The muslim mayor of Dearborn says that he “disavows” the very idea of assimilation. Michelle Obama attacks white people (again). And we take a look at the curious case of the female journalist who apparently slept with every male over the age of 50 in DC. Ep.1694 - - - Click here to join the member-exclusive portion of my show: https://bit.ly/4bEQDy6 - - - Today's Sponsors: PureTalk - Switch to PureTalk and start saving today! Visit https://PureTalk.com/WALSH Policygenius - Head to https://policygenius.com/WALSH to compare free life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save. Good Ranchers - Visit https://goodranchers.com for an additional $100 off your first three orders– $40 off your first, $30 off your second, $30 off your third– with code WALSH and free meat for life when you become a new subscriber! BAERSkin Tactical Supply Co. - Text MATT to 36912 and get 60% off BAERSkin today. - - - DailyWire+: Once a year, every year, we give you our best deal of the year. And it’s happening right now. DailyWire+ memberships are 50% off. https://dailywire.com/blackfriday Finally, Friendly Fire is here! No moderator, no safe words. Now available at https://www.dailywire.com/show/friendly-fire Get your Matt Walsh flannel here: https://bit.ly/3EbNwyj - - - Socials: Follow on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3Rv1VeF Follow on Instagram: https://bit.ly/3KZC3oA Follow on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3eBKjiA Subscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3RQp4rs - - - Privacy Policy: https://www.dailywire.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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It turns out he's yet another non-binary they-them killer, among other revelations.
Why are we just finding this stuff out now?
And what else are they hiding?
And why?
Also, the House and Senate vote to compel the release of the Epstein files,
the Muslim mayor of Dearborn says that he disavows the idea of assimilation.
Michelle Obama attacks white people again.
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If you didn't see Tucker Carlson's recent segment on Thomas Crooks,
the 20-year-old man who nearly assassinated Donald Trump live on national television during a campaign rally in Pennsylvania last year.
There are a few important revelations that you should know about.
The first revelation, which is not remotely controversial, is that the FBI has clearly been hiding relevant facts about Thomas Crooks from the general public.
And by itself, that is a national scandal that justifies completely gutting the FBI from the highest levels on down.
even if you firmly believe that Thomas Crooks was a lone gunman and even if you believe the Secret Service was merely incompetent as opposed to complicit, the fact remains our government has been withholding important details about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump's life without any justification whatsoever.
Now, we should not have to rely on Tucker Carlson or any podcaster to tell us that Thomas Crooks, for example, left a lengthy trail of comments.
on YouTube in which he openly called for political violence for several years.
These calls were so overt, so disturbing, that one user wrote in response to Crooks,
quote, you're on YouTube threatening to shoot government officials, I sure hope the FBI is monitoring
social media for violent nut cases.
Now, it's almost too on the nose to be real, but that comment is still available on YouTube
to this day.
Thomas Crooks' account has been suspended and all of his comments have been hidden.
They're only accessible using the internet.
archive website, but the replies are still there. And yet more than a year after the assassination
attempt in Butler, we have to rely on Tucker to tell us about any of this, which is completely
overwhelmingly unequivocally unacceptable. It should not fall to anyone in the media to tell us
what Thomas Crooks was saying online and how people were reacting to his comments.
We shouldn't have to rely on podcasters to tell us that Thomas Crooks decided sometime during the
COVID lockdowns to completely reverse his political views and to begin openly attacking Donald Trump
and his administration on social media. We certainly shouldn't have to rely on podcasters to tell us
that Crooks was in contact with a mysterious person who remains unidentified beyond the online
alias Willie Teppas who openly encouraged Crooks to commit acts of violence, which you could see there.
At one point, Willie Teppas wrote to Crook, quote, authority obviously comes from the barrel of a gun.
We have more guns than they do.
There is no way we can avoid a war at this point, so you better just get used to the idea.
Now, in common parlance, this is known as Fed posting.
Willie Tapis is almost being too obvious about it.
He understands that Thomas Crooks is a radical who's prone to violence.
He sees that Crooks is posting about acts of violence against political officials.
And Crooks wrote at one point that even the White House could be overwhelmed if enough Americans took up arms.
and Willie Teppas is aware of all this,
and instead of expressing concern,
he encourages Crooks to go to war.
Now, is it possible that this is just some random internet troll?
Yeah.
It's also possible that Willie Teppas was working with a government agency
or a terror cell, either in this country or some other country,
to groom potential assassins.
In fact, given how weird Willie's comments were,
and to be clear, he replied to Crooks multiple times,
it seems very likely that he was trying to groom Thomas Crooks.
So what has the FBI done to investigate this, to investigate Willie Teppas?
What have they done to figure out his identity?
Why is Tucker's show the first time, literally the first time, that anyone in this country
has heard the name Willie Teppas?
That is inexcusable for about a million different reasons.
It's not the FBI's job to determine what information is worth sharing to the public
or what information they deem is important.
Now, when it comes to the near assassination
of the leading presidential candidate,
no detail is irrelevant.
If Thomas Crooks went bowling every week,
we should know that.
If Thomas Crooks love the film Goodwill Hunting,
we should know that.
And certainly, if he was in regular communication
with an anonymous person
who sounded a lot like a Fed,
encouraging to commit acts of violence,
we should know that too.
I mean, at the very least, we should know something.
about this guy.
But if the feds had their way,
we wouldn't know anything at all.
And that's what we knew,
nothing until this week.
On top of that, beyond the transparency issues,
it would obviously help the government's investigation
to raise awareness about these posts.
You know, maybe someone somewhere
knows who Willie Tepas is.
And as long as Willie Tepis isn't the alias
for a CIA agent or something like that,
then you think your government would
want someone to come forward and identify him immediately. But that's not possible if they bury
his identity and all information about him, which is what they've done. Then there's the fact that
Crooks' PayPal account, for one reason or another, uses the name of an FBI agent who worked in
Pennsylvania and who investigated the Las Vegas mass shooting, the one where no motive has ever been
established. What exactly is going on there? We have no idea. Because again, this is the first time
anyone's hearing about any of this.
Our government, under both the Biden administration and the Trump administration, made the
conscious decision to hide all this information from us.
The only reason we're hearing about it now is that a random source got in contact with
Tucker Carlson's team and tipped him off to Crooks' online history.
And because this information remains uncontested by the FBI several days after Tucker Carlson's
broadcast, we can assume that it's all true.
So let's pause for a minute here and zoom out.
Let's really think about what's happening.
Okay, this is the official narrative.
Last summer, Thomas Crook, supposedly an untrained 20-year-old guy with an angry, inconsistent social media history,
managed to outwit the Secret Service, gain access to a roof 500 feet away from Donald Trump.
And he wasn't particularly subtle about it.
I mean, as you can see here in the videos that we've all seen, he was clearly visible running across the rooftop, as Trump spoke, but the Secret Service didn't notice him.
Even though random attendees in the crowd were suspicious, they noticed it, notified law enforcement.
Somehow the Secret Service didn't have anyone on the roof because it was too sloped, we were told.
And somehow the Secret Service counter-snapers couldn't see any of this.
They only shot Thomas Crooks after he unloaded several shots at Donald Trump,
including a shot that hit Trump in the head.
And coincidentally enough, the rally in Butler was the first time that the Secret Service
had deployed counter-snipers to a Trump rally during the 2024 campaign season.
So yes, the Secret Service snipers made their debut at the Butler rally just in time to neutralize
Thomas Crooks after he got his shots off.
So in a very tidy fashion, Thomas Crooks was quickly erased from a picture.
or nobody could question him. Nobody could put him on trial. And then a funny thing happened.
No one really investigated Thomas Crooks. No one told us anything about his social media posts,
his political views, beyond the claim that he was a Trump supporter, which was false.
It took more than a year for us to learn that, in fact, Thomas Crooks was openly promising
to commit violence on social media and that someone was encouraging him to do that.
But the story gets even more strange from here.
Less than 48 hours after Tucker's reporting, out of nowhere,
the New York Post published this exclusive information.
Quote, Thomas Crooks used they-them pronouns and posted threats of political violence and
violent art on his secret social media accounts before he attempted to assassinate
President Trump, according to sources who shared the suspected messages with the post.
Crooks had two possible accounts on deviant art, a subpoena.
that hosts fan art has become notorious for its community of furries, people who identify as
anthropomorphized animal characters and or are sexually attracted to them. One of the deviant
art accounts linked to Crooks shared just one post, a repost of a towering, muscular
female bodybuilder and a slight man in his underwear. Separately, the post Miranda Devine reported
that Crooks, quote, had an obsession with scantily clad cartoon characters sporting muscle-bound
male bodies and female heads.
Okay, so this seems to be a clear-cut case of yet another psychologically disturbed mass shooter,
someone who has been indoctrinated into the LGBT cult and then turning to violence, which is not
a particularly surprising development.
As I said repeatedly, the LGBT cult is the single greatest domestic terror threat that
this country faces, hands down.
I mean, in just the past few years, trans-identifying terrorists have shot up multiple Christian churches
and schools, quote-unquote, non-binary mass shooters have targeted high schools and bars,
a leftist living with a furry trans person assassinated Charlie Kirk in front of thousands of
people.
And now we have this.
Put simply, trans extremism, LGBT extremism is an epidemic.
And the pattern of trans and quote-unquote non-binary violence is not at all surprising,
even though the media tries to cover it up.
I mean, any man who identifies as a woman or as a they-them is mentally unstable.
and confused by definition.
It seems nearly certain
that all these people
were on psychiatric meds.
A lot of them were probably on hormones.
So there's connections there that could be drawn.
There's more we can be investigating there.
And there's another common theme here as well,
which is that all of these violent LGBT shooters
probably develop their gender identity
from consuming hundreds of hours of porn.
I mean, that's the other
commonality that you find with these types of things.
The gender stuff is the product of extreme nihilism and extreme perversion.
And a steady long-term diet of pornography turns anyone into a nihilist pervert.
And it's not a far leap to get from that to murderer.
Especially if you have mysterious people in your comments saying, hey, maybe you should rise up and go to war against the
the government. That's why it's not exactly shocking to hear that Thomas Crooks was also a member
of the they-them cult who regularly consume various degenerate forms of media. I mean, at this point,
you almost expect the investigation to uncover something like this. Thomas Crooks is yet another
violent LGBT-linked killer to add to a very disturbing and fast-growing list. Now, there were some
concerns expressed by some commentators that perhaps this revelation was an intentional diversion,
diversion, maybe a targeted leak intended to distract us from the investigation that Tucker Carlson just
published, which does seem like something the FBI might try to do, but that's not what happened in
this case. Miranda Devine has made it clear that her source is the same as Tucker's.
The information did not come from the FBI. Divine also provided more information on the
Willie Teppas character, who was first identified by Tucker Carlson. Here's what Devine wrote,
quote, one of the people Crooks interacted with online was Willie Teppas, a member of Norwegian
neo-Nazi group, the Nordic Resistance Movement, which has since been designated a terrorist
organization by the State Department. In one comment on October 5th, 2025, more than a year
after Butler, Teppas commented to another user that he'd been contacted by both Russian and
American intelligence. People who ask you to contact them when they just as easily could
contact you are feds. This is how they avoid entrapment. Both American and Russian intelligence
does this. I have chatted to both, Teppas said.
So there are only two possibilities here.
The first possibility is that we're seeing a monumental,
unforgivable failure by the FBI,
a degree of incompetence that's simply staggering.
Maybe they missed all these chats.
Maybe they didn't think it was relevant.
Just never got around or releasing them.
So they're left to respond with pathetic rapid response press releases
when Tucker Carlson and Miranda Devine published investigative reports a year later.
That's the best case scenario.
that is the absolute best-case scenario we're dealing with.
The worst-case scenario is almost too dark to say out loud, but I'll try my best.
The worst-case scenario is that the FBI has been hiding all this information about Thomas Crooks
for the same reason that the Secret Service, supposedly the most elite protective force in the entire world,
failed to secure the slightly sloped roof 400 feet away from Donald Trump, with a direct line of sight to his head.
worst case scenario is that the leadership of our intelligence agencies
wanted Donald Trump dead.
And if that's the case, then there's no reason to think that
they're going to stop trying to kill him.
Now, it's not my job or your job to decide between these two scenarios.
It's the job of our government out of an abundance of transparency
to absolve itself completely of any responsibility
in the attempt to murder Donald Trump.
They should be telling us everything they know.
even if they don't think their information is relevant.
But our government hasn't done that.
And for that reason, it's not insane or paranoid to assume the worst,
or at least to consider it a very real possibility.
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Daily Wire reports, the Senate on Tuesday unanimously voted to release documents related to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein just hours after the House passed the same bill.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer announced on X that he received unanimous consent to approve the Senate bill to release the Epstein files.
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and this is the bill that will compel the release of the files.
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It's probably also the worst way that it could have happened.
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and just started releasing the files in an orderly and organized and thoughtful manner back a year ago.
And if they had done that, then we would have seen everything a long time ago by now.
And this wouldn't be something that the White House has to talk about anymore.
But, you know, now they're going to have to dump them all at once.
So be it.
And we'll see what happens from there.
You know, I'm very skeptical that there will be that there will be anything.
explosive in these files. If I were a betting man, I'd bet on this being a massive disappointment.
I would bet on something very anticlimactic. Personally, my strong guess is that anything that
actually incriminates a powerful or famous person has already been destroyed a long time ago.
Like if Bill Gates were incriminated in the files, just hypothetically, for example,
that material is long gone. I mean, that's my guess. Could be wrong.
And now we find out, politically what makes this whole saga so incredibly frustrating is that, you know, it's a big win for the Democrats.
It just is.
Well, let's face it.
Thomas Massey pushed this thing through, Marjorie Taylor Green as well.
It's a win for them.
But even more so politically, the Democrats could have done this already.
They could have done it when they were in power.
They had the ability to do it.
Now, some people have said to me, I was talking about this on X yesterday, and there was a bunch of
of comments, I guess the leftists have settled on their, finally settled on their answer to that,
because they didn't really have an answer. I've been saying this the whole time, like,
why did the Democrats, now they're pretending, oh, we got to release the files. Why aren't they
released? Well, why didn't you do it? Why didn't you do it? And there was really no answer
to that. Finally, they settled on it. They said, I saw a bunch of comments saying, well,
a judge didn't unseal the records until January of 2024 after the Maxwell trial.
So they couldn't have. Okay, well, even if I buy that excuse, January of 2024, last I checked,
that's a year before Biden's term came to an end. So even by the most generous interpretation,
they had a year to do it, and they didn't.
They didn't even talk about doing it.
They didn't even mention it.
It wasn't like it was a thing they were trying to do
and for some reason couldn't, and I don't know how that.
It just never came up.
Even if we want to pretend that, oh, records were sealed
and they couldn't prior to that.
There was no effort.
Like no one was talking about it.
It wasn't a thing.
Democrats weren't, Democrats were not discussing it at all.
At all.
there was no pressure on them to do it.
The Epstein victims, they were not, as far as I remember,
they weren't doing press conferences outside the Capitol.
You know, they put out this PSA,
a lot of the Epstein victims put out a PSA to start the week.
And that was going viral.
A lot of people said, oh, it's a very powerful PSA.
And yeah, it is powerful.
But again, why are you just doing this now?
Why didn't you do that before?
Biden was in office for four years.
We didn't, like, we didn't hear from most of these people.
They were not coming out.
I know one of my questions about the Epstein vix is a lot of people had the same question,
which is they're doing press conferences say, hey, put the files out.
And many of us, I think it's a logical question, which is, well, why don't, well, just tell us.
Yeah, let's put the files out.
But if you know who the culprits are, just tell us, tell us who they are.
And the response to that has been, well, if they do this,
that they're going to get sued into the ground by all of these famous evil people.
Okay, I could buy that.
But then that goes back to the other question.
Why did this pressure campaign not start back in the Biden administration?
Why did we wait?
Why was there's this like dead zone during the Biden administration?
No one on the left is talking about Epstein at all, at all.
And then as soon as Biden is out, then they're all like, we got to release the files.
So why is that the case?
Well, I mean, this is all a rhetorical question.
We know the answer.
This is all it's all politics for the Democrats anyway.
So when Trump says that the Epstein issue is a Democrat hoax,
he's correct in the sense that the Democrat concern about Epstein is a hoax.
The hoax is that they care about Epstein when they obviously don't.
And they never did. So that's the quote unquote hoax. The files themselves are not a hoax, obviously.
I mean, they're going to release a whole bunch of files. The things exist, they're not a hoax.
The fact that Epstein was a global pedophile sex trafficker with a lot of very high profile and powerful and famous associates.
That's not a hoax. But this is a point that Trump never made clearly because he botched this thing.
And what makes his bungling all the more baffling is that, you know, I don't believe that he's hiding his own involvement with Epstein.
I don't think that there's anything in the files about Trump that will incriminate him and that he's trying to hide.
Because if Trump was truly incriminated in the files, we would have seen it by now.
There's just no way that that would have stayed secret through four years of the Biden administration,
especially as they were actively trying to destroy Trump and put him in jail.
So the idea that they had something, they had this in their back pocket the whole time and didn't use it is really, really hard to believe.
So I don't think that Trump reacted the way he did to this Epstein issue for that reason.
I think it's just he didn't understand how important this issue is to his own base.
Massively underestimated how important this issue is to the base.
And not just to the base, but in general, the issue is very important.
And so now it's all going to come out and we'll see.
Yeah, we've talked a lot about Dearborn, Michigan, which has been turned into an Islamic capital.
Here is the mayor of Dearborn, whose name is, of course, Abdullah Hamud.
Good old-fashioned American name. He's on some kind of podcast, I think. And here's what he has to say about the concept of assimilation. Listen.
Because what you often hear that it's accompanied with that as well, you must assimilate.
I shouldn't put out a magazine that's in two languages. Why can't you?
speak English. Why are my videos subtitled in Arabic? Why is my caption both in English and Arabic?
People get frustrated by this. But to me, it's like I actually disavow the use of the term
the melting pot. I actually don't like it. Why? Because in a melting pot, when you're talking
about like a soup, everything looks the same. Right. We're the salad bowl. The lettuce is lettuce,
the tomatoes, tomato, the cucumber, cucumber, and they all complement each other. Yeah, so profound
a salad bowl, and he's disavowing assimilation, disavowing, melting, the melting pot. Not just saying
that he doesn't value assimilation, but that he openly disavows it, which is all the proof that
you should need that illegal immigration is not the only problem, or even the biggest problem.
Because this guy, Muhammad Amud, whatever his name is, he's a legal.
citizen. He's actually second generation. He was born here. And yet he hates this country,
wants to undermine our national identity and our national sovereignty. And he is in pretty much
every way more harmful, a bigger problem than most illegal immigrants. So, you know, the rot goes
pretty deep here. And by the way, I don't like all these food analogies for America, melting
pot, salad bowl, soup, stew, whatever. America is a country, and a country just doesn't have
enough in common with an entree to make the, or a, you know, appetizer, whatever. It doesn't have
enough in common with a food item to make the analogy useful, I think. But since he brought it up,
Let's think about this.
He says we don't need assimilation.
America is a salad bowl.
And each part of the salad exists as its own thing.
But it all works together somehow.
Well, what's interesting about that is that, you know, if America is a salad bowl, okay, we still need assimilation.
I don't know what kind of salads they're making in the Abdullah household, but salad is not
like a meal where you just take a bowl and throw literally anything into it at all.
Okay, that's not what a salad is. A salad is not just any random items thrown into a bowl and then you eat it.
So imagine a salad with lettuce, olives, watermelon, cheese, walnuts, carrots, ham,
strawberries, goat cheese, just, you know.
Now, these are all components of salads.
These are things that you will see in a salad.
They're not the components of the same salad.
Okay, put them in the same.
You could make, like, a bunch of different salads with all those different components.
But to make one salad with those components is you're, like, schizophrenic.
You end up with something grotesque, something revolting.
All these components that could make good salads, if you're into salads, which I'm not,
altogether make a really terrible salad.
The taste profile doesn't make any sense.
They don't harmonize.
The flavors don't harmonize.
So you, in fact, cannot just put anything in a salad and expect that the salad is going to taste good or even be edible.
That's just not how salads work.
Would you ever go to a restaurant and order a salad?
that has just anything in it?
Okay, what if there was a salad on the menu that said,
anything salad?
And you asked the waiter, he said, what's that salad?
And they say, oh, it's anything.
What do you mean anything?
Well, yeah, they just put anything in it.
They take anything that's in the kitchen.
They just throw it in there.
Anything at all.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Any food.
Would you order that salad?
Would anyone order it?
Or would you order a salad that's more harmonized,
more assimilated, where the flavors make sense and they're in the right proportion.
I mean, even the best salads have ethnicities.
Greek salad, for example.
So I don't want to get hung up on salads here.
I don't even like salads, but this does tell you something, right?
Because the anti-assimulation crowd, the people who say that America has no identity,
Remember it was Jenna Welsh last week said America has no culture except multiculturalism.
Has no culture. Multiculturalism is the culture. Well, it's the same idea, right? No assimilation.
The people who have that view, they actually can't come up with any analogy to make their point.
That's a pretty good indication that you have a bad argument or a bad position is if there's no analogy that will help to illustrate.
your point. If you're making a point that has no analogy, no logical analogy. And so that's kind of the
significance of the salad. It's like there is no, there is no context in life anywhere where you would
ever say that a thing can be improved by just throwing stuff into it randomly. Right? There is no
food dish, there's no
organization, there's no
style of music, there's no ecosystem,
there's no recipe, there's nothing.
Nothing in existence
where you would ever recommend that you just add things to it
randomly without trying to harmonize them
with the other components.
Nowhere else.
Nowhere else and nothing else.
I disavow assimilation would not be a statement,
that anyone would utter anywhere about anything else, in any context at all.
I'm talking about the full scale of existence.
There is nothing in existence anywhere where you would ever say that, yeah, well, it doesn't
really matter.
Just throw, just, yeah, whatever.
But just put everything in randomly.
Assimilation, harmonizing the components, like, and also having an idea of what this
thing is you're trying to do, whatever it is, whether.
it's a dish, it's a song, it's a country, it's an organization. Here's the identity of what
this thing is supposed to be and whatever components we put into it, they have to work together.
That's assimilation. And that is a fundamental step in making anything work. Anything.
If you're building an engine or you're making a lasagna, I don't care, or you're making a country.
It's a fundamental step in making anything work, literally anything. And yet we're
supposed to believe that this country, not this country, not even like countries, but this country
is the one exception. In all the universe, amid all that exists or has ever existed, the United States
is the one place where assimilation doesn't matter. Really? So we defy the basic laws of reality.
we exist in some kind of magical supernatural zone
where a strategy that would not work in any other context
for anything else ever at all works for us, really?
I mean, if that's what you believe,
contrary to all evidence, then be honest about it.
Don't tell me about salads.
Whereas we've established, no, you wouldn't do that with a salad.
There's no analogy.
So just be honest.
Say, you know what?
I think America is an exception to everything that has ever existed in the universe.
And so America is the one context where it doesn't matter who someone is or what they want to do or what they're all about or anything at all.
And just throw everyone together and it'll work.
And be honest about that.
Like, that's what you think.
That's what you believe.
Or be even more honest and say, no, I know this doesn't work, obviously.
I know that clearly you need assimilation.
I know that you destroy the country when you just throw everybody into it and say, good luck.
But I want the country to be destroyed.
That's the real honor.
That's the actual honest position that these people will never say out loud or will only rarely say out loud.
On a similar note, here's the new mayor of New York.
York, Zoran Mamdani, and he had some interesting thoughts to share much.
You said you would arrest Benjamin Netanyahu based on the 2024 international court arrest
warrant. Next UN General Assembly, as mayor, would you do that? So I've said time and again
that I believe this is a city of international law. And being a city of international law
means looking to uphold international law. And that means upholding the warrants from the
international criminal court, whether they're for Benjamin Netanyahu or Vladimir.
I think that that's critically important to showcase our values.
And unlike Donald Trump, I'm someone who looks to exist within the confines of the laws
that we have.
So I will look to exhaust every legal possibility not to create my own laws to do so.
On the other hand, this is also a world event.
Does that not count a little bit?
Well, I think we are a global city, but I also think what New Yorkers are looking for is
consistency in the way in which we talk about our values and follow through on them.
And that's why I think these warrants from the International Criminal Court, they are worth
fully exploring every legal possibility to actually follow through on.
So he says, a city of international law, which might be one of the craziest things we've ever
heard a mayor say, you're going to abide by international law.
You're the mayor of an American city.
International law has nothing to do with it.
International law isn't real anyway.
Okay?
It doesn't exist.
It's a, like, what is international law?
It's a fiction.
It's a story that we tell ourselves.
It's not a real thing.
There can't be any international law because there's no international law maker or lawgiver.
There's no legislative body that just makes laws for the world.
It doesn't work that way.
There's no international police force that can enforce these fake laws.
So the laws don't exist.
Countries comply with the fiction of international law if they want to.
And if they don't, they don't.
It's really up to that.
It's like, well, okay, well, yeah, we'll go along with pretending this is a thing or we won't.
Which means that the whole thing is, I mean, it's at best a kind of set of standards or expectations, but with no real enforceability and no real jurisdiction.
There's no governing body with legal jurisdiction over the planet.
That doesn't exist.
International law is fake.
It's a thing we make up because we don't want to admit the truth, which is that the only thing governing the world on an international level is force, violence.
That's the only law of the world and always has been.
A country can do whatever it wants as long as they can overpower whoever tries to stop them from doing it.
That's it. That's the whole law. You want to know the law of nations.
You want to international law.
As a country, you can do whatever you want as long as you're able to overpower anyone who tries to stop you from doing it.
That's it. That's the whole thing. That's all there is to it.
That's the international law. It always has been. Always will be. It will never change.
Now, there are moral laws that hold for all people and all nations.
They can be ignored, obviously.
People do all the time.
So morality is not subjective, but this idea of international law, it's like, it doesn't mean anything.
Now, the laws of our nation, on the other hand, those are real.
And the only laws that the mayor of New York should be concerned about are the laws of
this country and of his state and his city.
To say that international law supersedes American law is traitorous.
It's like actually an insurrection.
If we took our own laws seriously as a country, then he would be out of office right now.
Like that's it.
You should be gone.
You had about 10 seconds in office.
You're gone now.
What are you talking about international law?
This is a city.
No, this is not a city of international law.
this is an American city, period.
And if you don't understand that or you're actively plotting to undermine that or destroy that,
you should be out of office and in jail right now.
That's what should happen.
Okay, quickly, this is the last Michelle Obama clip that will play on the show for a while, I promise.
I might be lying, but right now, that's my truth right now.
That's the truth.
That's my truth.
We're not going to play another clip for a while.
But here she is still on her book tour, I think, complaining about white people again.
Listen.
Sorry about it.
Let me explain something to white people.
Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern.
So when we're straightening it to follow your beauty standards, we are trapped by the straightness.
That's why so many of us can't swim.
And we run away from the water.
People won't go to the gym because we're trying to keep our hair straight for y'all.
It is exhausting and it's so expensive and it takes up so much time.
Braids are for y'all so we can work harder and focus on the work.
So why do we need an act, an act of law, to tell white folks to get out of our hair?
Don't tell me how to wear my hair.
Don't wonder about it.
Don't touch it.
Just don't.
All right.
Michelle, well, listen, Michelle, I got good news for you.
Listen very carefully.
We don't care at all about your hair or really anything else about you.
We especially don't care about your hair.
We've never thought about it.
If I can speak for all white people,
we just had a meeting.
We had a big white person meeting,
and they appointed me spokesmen.
And we all agreed.
This was unanimous.
We took a vote.
Does anyone care about Michelle Obama's hair?
And the nays have it.
No, no one does.
Nobody cares about your hair.
This is a consistent theme with these black female
race hustlers that they're constantly talking about their hair and all the pressure they face
from white people to wear their hair a certain way. And meanwhile, every white person is looking
around like, what? We don't, we do what you want. We don't care. No white person in the history
of white people has ever cared about or given a second thought to a black woman's hair.
Michelle Obama imagines that we're all just like seething all the time. And it's not just her.
I mean, you heard the reaction to the audience.
Right?
You heard the reaction in the audience.
Yes, finally, someone's saying it.
Finally, a black woman is talking about her hair
and expressing these weird, this weird hang-up she has about her hair.
Finally.
It had been 15 seconds since the last one.
So she imagines that we're all laying in bed at night
thinking about black women's hair.
We're just seething, fist, claseless.
Blanched.
Damn it, their hair.
Why is their hair like that?
That's what she thinks we're all doing.
And when in reality, we're just going about our day.
We're focused on our own problems,
walking down the street.
And then Michelle Obama runs up to us,
says, hey, you're thinking about my hair, aren't you?
No, we're not.
You're thinking about my hair.
You don't want me to wear my hair like this.
I really don't care at all.
Please stop yelling at us.
Oh, so now I'm just an angry black woman.
Is that it?
Yeah, actually.
A little bit.
I mean, you're pretty angry, Michelle, like all the time.
You're always angry.
So, I don't know.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
The real point here, of course, is that Michelle is very bitter towards white people,
which is kind of amazing, but there's a real lesson in that.
I mean, white people lined up to support
her husband and to put the both of them into the White House twice.
Right? The majority of white people, millions of white people lined up excited to put her and her husband in the White House.
Give them this amazing life. And she hates white people now even more than she did before that.
So a real lesson. There's a lot of lessons there, actually, but none of the lessons have.
have anything to do with Michelle Obama's hair. Let's get to the Daily Cancelation.
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difficult to find the single worst post on social media in terms of how poorly it's aged.
There have been a lot of posts, probably millions of them, that haven't withstood the tested
time very well. You could find posts predicting that Bill Belichick would lead UNC to greatness,
since, after all, he's a great coach and definitely not rich and famous simply because he had
a roster of extremely talented and expensive players. You can also find posts from esteemed
experts declaring with absolute confidence the world is going to end in 12 years because of
climate change, and a lot of those posts are 12 years old now or more.
You can revisit Hillary Clinton's most infamous post where she wishes herself a happy birthday and declares that she is a future president. We all remember that one. All of these posts, to varying degrees, have not held up very well. But there's one that even given this very stiff competition clearly stands alone. And I'm talking about the following post from a woman named Olivia Newsy, who currently works as an editor for Vanity Fair. And here is the post. Before taking the job of Vanity Fair, she worked at New York Magazine and also The Daily Beast.
But a long time ago, back when she was just getting started in the industry in January 2015,
here's what she wrote on Twitter.
Quote, why does Hollywood think female reporters sleep with their sources?
And this was, she was reacting to, I think, House of Cards at the time, to show House of Cards.
Well, at the time, it seemed like a pretty safe question for a New York-born, Fordham-educated,
up-and-coming liberal journalists to pose on social media.
she was calling out all those lazy, cliche-obsessed writers in Hollywood, the ones who don't understand the obvious fundamental truths of the 20th wave of feminism.
It's an absurdity of Livia stated to suggest that female journalists sleep with their sources.
In reality, we all know that female journalists get ahead through hard work, shoe leather reporting, clever, legit logical deductions, and, you know, crisp highly readable prose.
That's just a given.
Well, unfortunately, for her bold proclamation, Olivia went on to become a journalist.
And in that capacity, she didn't simply prove the old stereotype true about how women sleep with
their sources.
She acted like that stereotype was one of the Ten Commandments.
She went on a one-woman mission, like a horny rambo, to prove that female reporters
only do one thing all day, apparently, which is sleep with their sources.
Now, you probably remember the story that broke last year about Olivia Nuzi's romantic relationship with RFK Jr.
So it was a clear conflict of interest.
Newsy had been assigned to cover RFK's campaign, short an article that was highly critical of Joe Biden.
And the whole time, she was engaged in some kind of inappropriate relationship with RFK Jr.
The details of it are mercifully, have not been disclosed fully as far as I know.
According to Nuzi, she was involved in a non-physical personal relationship with RFK Jr.
And someone else described the relationship as an emotional and digital, emotional and digital in nature,
kind of like a Manti-Tao situation.
Now, whether you find that explanation believable or not, it was obviously a highly embarrassing
situation for everybody involved, including Olivia's employer, New York Magazine, which quickly cut her loose.
Now, speaking for myself, naively, I assume that, well, after this embarrassing episode, this scandal,
she's in some kind of personal relationship
with someone she's supposed to be covering
in politics, I thought, well, she's done in the business.
She'll flee into obscurity
and she'll have no choice following the revelation
that she was getting intimate with RFK Jr.,
someone she was assigned to cover in an objective fashion.
But apparently she did not flee into obscurity,
nor did she suffer any consequences at all
because journalism has no standards at all.
And number four, she now works at Vanity Fair, and she's apparently coming out with a new book where she makes herself a hero and victim of her own scandal. And the book is called American Canto. Now, not to be outdone, her ex-fiance, Ryan Lizza, just published an expose where he reveals that Olivia also had a sexual relationship with former MSNBC host Keith Olberman. In addition to, on top of that, former South Carolina governor Mark Sanford in 2020, while she was covering his presidential.
campaign. So here's what Lizzo wrote. I don't do many dramatic readings for romance novels or anything
like that, so bear with me here. I'll just read it as it was written. Quote, Olivia had just returned
from a reporting trip, at least that's what she told me it was, and her Herschel backpack, the one with the
flap that never quite closed properly was tossed beside our bed. Its content scattered on the floor.
That's why I noticed the sheets of Kempton Hotel Stationery that would alter the course of our lives.
as I tied it up the desk, something on the Kempton stationery caught my eye.
I started to read.
Quote, if I swallowed every drop of water from the tower above your house, Olivia had written,
I would still thirst for you.
Unfortunately, the lack of a water tower on our Georgetown's home ruled me out as the notes intended recipient.
I flipped to another page and saw a name in the first line of an unfinished love letter to him
that included enough details to confirm a physical relationship and the hint of some kind of fallen
out. My heart stopped when I realized who he was. I looked at the date on a reported letter to Mark
March 5th, 2020, just a few days ago. I called my agent. We have a big problem, I said. Olivia is
sleeping with Mark Sanford. Close quote. And his article stops there. The big M. Knight-Shammelon twist
ending. Because I think when you're reading it, you're supposed to think that he's talking about
RFK Jr.
And then turns out that, no, it's a different.
It's actually a different politician that she was sleeping with.
Now, after Ryan Lizzo published this article, a lot of people rediscovered this exchange
on social media from back of 2019.
Olivia wrote, I spent some time in South Carolina with Mark Sanford for New York
magazine.
And then somebody writes, hey, he looks happy.
And Olivia Newsie replies, I tend to have that effect.
Well, now we know what she meant by that.
in just case anyone was wondering
about that, but Liz's tell all didn't stop there.
He also wrote this section about Olivia's relationship with Keith Olberman,
which is somehow even more horrifying.
Quote, I was used to cleaning up Olivia's messes.
Not that long ago, I had helped her untangle herself from an unusual relationship with Keith
Ulberman, the former MSNBC host.
She had messaged him out of the blue.
They started talking, and soon after, she fled her unhappy home in suburban New Jersey
and started living with Keith in Manhattan.
He paid for her to attend college.
outfitted her in Tom Ford and some $15,000 worth of Cartier jewelry.
Later, he covered her rent and furnished her apartment in a dormant building in the West Village.
While Keith, who was 34 years older, was generous.
There were strings attached.
Olivia had concealed the relationship from me and other friends, but one day she told me everything, too much, actually.
And together we hatched a plan for her escape.
Now, Keith Olberman is, of course, a grotesque, angry, bloated blob of a man.
who lives alone with his cats and spends his days sitting in a rocking chair,
screaming out the window at random passers-by.
What Olivia found appealing about a man who looks and sounds like a giant half-sentient wart,
I have no idea.
All I know is that Keith and Olivia together must have combined to create
the most insufferable combination of human beings ever assembled on Earth.
I actually feel bad for the cats that they had to live through that.
So in case it's not obvious, just to summarize, this is a classic case of nobody to root for.
A lot of very terrible people are cheating and lying and getting away with it.
It's got free.
And it gets even worse when you look at the excerpts that have been posted from Olivia's new book.
And here's one of them.
Again, I'm not a professional audiobook reader for a dime store romance novel.
So I'm going to do my best here.
But this is an actual excerpt from this book that she just came out or it's going to
going to come out soon. This is what it says. I mean to tell you of the canyon where voices carried,
the place where monsters spoke to me, where I listened, where I found that as fortune or curse would
have it, I knew the language of monsters, where with news on my tongue and tears in my eyes,
the role of town crier I interpret literally. I ran back over the hill to translate for those who
could not stomach the thought of standing face to face with monsters.
but who required knowledge of monsters as the monsters accrued ever more power,
as they revealed or converted ever more monsters among men.
Now, I read through that a couple times.
Not exactly clear what she's talking about.
What I can say for certain is that Olivia Nuzzi's book is clearly like self-serious,
pretentious, melodramatic in the extreme and very poor.
poorly written.
Okay.
News on my tongue and tears in my eyes.
I mean, oh my gosh.
And somehow that made it past an editor.
I mean, do editors exist anymore?
Is everyone just using chat GPT?
Have the editors already been put out of, put out of business, I guess?
How are you an editor and you let that get by you?
Not to mention a sentence that uses the word monster like 12 times.
Times. News on my tongue and tears in my eye. Now, I guess if I had to come up with a compliment,
I'd say it probably wasn't written by AI because AI for all its horrors isn't that bad.
Like even Chatsy BT could probably come up with something better. It reads like a seventh grade
girl doing an impression of Taylor Swift doing an impression of Cormick McCarthy.
It is unreadable, annoying, and incoherent, which is the same thing.
it's modern journalism in a nutshell.
And as perhaps the last man alive who has not been involved in any kind of relationship with
Olivia Nuzi, I simply can't stand for it.
And that is why Olivia Nuzzi, Keith Alberman, Ryan Liza, everyone else who's remotely involved
in this sordid and deeply depressing soap opera are today.
Canceled.
I'll do it for show today.
Thanks for watching.
Thanks for listening.
Talk to you tomorrow.
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