The Matt Walsh Show - Ep. 610 - Why I'm Not Cancelling My Thanksgiving Plans

Episode Date: November 25, 2020

Today on the Matt Walsh Show, Thanksgiving is tomorrow. This shouldn’t be necessary, it shouldn’t come to this, but I will offer my defense of celebrating Thanksgiving and explain why I will still be gathering with my family for the holiday. Also Five Headlines including the media going back into fawning mode now that they’re anticipating a Democrat in the White House. Also some employees at Random House apparently broke down in tears when they found out that the publisher was putting out a Jordan Peterson book. Is there ever any acceptable reason to cry at work? We’ll discuss. And in our Daily Cancellation, I will be canceling one of the most sinister groups in America: cyclists. If you like The Matt Walsh Show, become a member TODAY with promo code: WALSH and enjoy the exclusive benefits for 10% off at https://www.dailywire.com/walsh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today on the Matt Wall Show, Thanksgiving is tomorrow. And this shouldn't be necessary. It shouldn't come to this. But I will offer my defense of celebrating Thanksgiving and explain why I'll still be gathering with my family for the holidays. And I don't see any problem with it at all. In fact, I think it's the right thing to do. Also, five headlines, including the media, going back into fawning mode now that they're

anticipating a Democrat in the White House. Also, some employees at Random House apparently broke down in tears when they found out that the publisher was putting out a Jordan Peterson book. Is there ever any acceptable reason to cry at work? We'll talk about that. And in our daily cancellation, I will be canceling one of the most sinister groups in America. That would be cyclists. All of that on the way.

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localized criminal cells to share in an illicit meal and plot to destroy human civilization. That second part is immidially speculation. As for the rest, the media, along with various governors across the country and our trusted public health authorities, have made it clear that anyone who gathers with their family for traditional Thanksgiving dinner this year is engaging in something approaching biological terrorism. So just for a taste of this fearmongering, here's a compilation put together by Grabian media. And this is just all the different people in the media explaining how dangerous it is to celebrate Thanksgiving. Listen, this Thanksgiving is going to suck a bit. This is not some existential reality. Cancel your plans if you absolutely do not need to

travel somewhere. Travel by car if you must travel. I don't like it to be any number. I like it to be keep it to your immediate household. Eat all of the mashed potatoes by yourself. That's what I'm going to do. Limit the number of people, do it outside, and wear your mask. If you go over to a friend's house, mask up the whole time you're not eating or drinking. Your college student shelter in place for at least seven days once you arrive.

Separation should be the norm. Avoiding direct contact, including handshakes and hugs. Speak softer because loud. voices shouting, screaming, actually singing, spreads the virus. You can't test your way out of or into safety here. You can't test your way into Thanksgiving dinner. I mean, you just can't test your way to that table. You can't test your way into Thanksgiving dinner.

Having one person serve all the food so multiple people are not handling the serving utensils. And open the windows if you can or have the air blowing out. Do a lot of FaceTime or zooming. I'll be there virtually, but not personally. A Zoom Thanksgiving is a lot better than an I-C-C-E-Safe. You, Christmas. Cancel your plans and not be more clear here. Invite grandma, this could be her last Thanksgiving. Yeah, if you invite her to a place where she can get sick and die. People who don't want to miss out on their next family event of Thanksgiving should watch that

segment again, because what you really don't want is your next family event to be a funeral. Yes, as you can hear, warnings have been issued with dramatic flair to keep our Thanksgiving celebrations relegated to our immediate households. Eat all of your mashed potatoes by yourself. as we heard the one MSNBC talking head urge. And what you really don't want is for your next family event to be a funeral, says the other, laying it on especially thick. Now, some states have banned private gatherings of more than 10 people, pretending that every home in America is the same size and has the same capacity.

Governor Cuomo, author of one of these bands, says that if you love your family, you'll stay away from them. And here is Governor Cuomo giving us a lecture on the true meaning of love. it's your family. Now, as per usual, Cuomo was not planning on following his own advice. They never do. He had invited his 89-year-old mother to his home for Thanksgiving. Apparently, he doesn't love her, I guess.

Doesn't love his own mother, at least according to his own logic. But he reversed course on that and disinvited his mother after the public noticed and pointed out the hypocrisy. Meanwhile, the CDC has issued its own guidelines, recommending that everybody wear a mask at Thanksgiving. I think presumably, I don't know, I guess you would take the mask off to eat at least, though perhaps you could keep it on and attempt to absorb your food through a process of osmosis. The CDC also asks that we keep our music down and talking to a minimum, lecturing the public like chaperones on a middle school field trip. But, you know, the advice about keeping the music down around the holidays is pretty good, I think.

You know, there's a real concern that if the coronavirus is forced to hear a song like Last Christmas by Wham, it might decide to infect everyone in the house out of revenge. You know, you never know, it's science. It has happened. Yet, in spite of all these rules, laws, prohibitions, pleadings, warnings, a significant portion of Americans are still going about their Thanksgiving business as usual. More than 3 million people traveled by plane this past weekend in the lead up to the holiday. Polls show that the media fearmongering has successfully convinced many to forego or modify their plans,

but that millions of others will still be seeing their families. I will be in this latter group. And although I resent the idea that gathering with my own family for a meal should require any defense at all, I will give one anyway. I can't very well let the only psychotic grandma killers will have a normal Thanksgiving this year narrative be the only one presented. So here is why, in spite of the risk, however mild or severe it might be, I will still be celebrating with my family. Two reasons, really, and they're very simple. This is all it comes down to. Number one, and I want to be so clear about this, I don't care what anyone in the media or the government says or things on the subject of Thanksgiving or any other subject, for that matter.

The panic porn fails to make an impact with me and so many others because it's being pushed by people who have thoroughly discredited themselves, forfeited their credibility. Lockdown governors and mayors attend birthday parties. They dine maskless at restaurants. while condemning or banning the same behavior from citizens, BLM radicals, riot in the streets, Democrats dance in celebration after the election. These activities are condoned, even encouraged by the people now telling us that the only safe way to observe Thanksgiving is to sit alone at our empty table gorging on a family-sized portion of mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes. Why should anything these people say matter?

Why should we pay it any mind at all? Consider also that Walmarts and Targets and other big box retailers are going to be open for Black Friday shopping, the day after Thanksgiving, as they have been open throughout the entire COVID crisis. They never shut down. We are expected to believe that, you know, cramming our carts full of consumer electronics and other junk made in China is a perfectly pandemic safe activity. And it's on this basis that the lockdowns have transferred billions of dollars from small businesses to these mega corporations, all of which have reaped enormous profits while smaller firms have been wiped out en masse. And it's interesting to me, by the way,

that, you know, the people who are so critical of the evil corporations have said nothing about this historic transfer of wealth from small businesses and middle class people to big corporations. But what really makes Walmart safe, quote unquote, is that it's a very rich, powerful, well-connected company. It exerts its influence with those who make the rules in ways that your local shops on mainstream cannot. So Main Street cannot. So your local shops on Main Street are destroyed while Walmart, Walmart, Amazon, and Target and others feast on their carcasses. This, of course, a process has been going on for many decades, but the lockdowns have accelerated the process to a staggering and catastrophic degree.

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who cannot be trusted to act with any semblance of maturity or discernment. And it may be true that a certain, unfortunately, large portion of Americans actually could be described that way. A lot of them work in D.C. as it happens. Quite a few reside in governor's mansions. But I know that I'm not one of them. I know that, though I may not be able to say much else for myself, I am at least an adult with common sense. I have that going for me, at least. The whole point of being American and being free is that we're supposed to be treated as not treated as one collective whole, but rather we're meant to have the liberty to have the liberty to, act as individuals. The absolute best thing I can say for the COVID restrictions to include the Thanksgiving stuff is that these are measures meant to restrict the absolute dumbest and least responsible people. The sort of person who would be stupid enough to wake up with a fever and a bad

cough and still have their 92-year-old grandmother over for dinner. That's the sort of person who really causes the problem, right? That's what we're really worried about. They are where the danger lies. The idea is to shut everyone down in order to stop that person. But again, this is not how America is supposed to be governed. And I know that I am not that person. I know not to be around people if I'm sick. And that's the case, COVID or not, you got a fever, you're coughing. Don't go out. Don't be with your family. You're going to spread a sickness. I know that. You know that.

I know to wash my hands. I know to cough into my sleeve. Not to cough in someone's face or just out into the open. I know that too. Why should I operate, according to rules designed for morons, if I am not one myself? By the way, the powers that B basically admitted that this was the strategy. They initially told us not to wear masks, if you remember. And then they reversed course.

and we were told that the initial messaging on masks was just to stop dumb people from hoarding all of them. They were worried that stupid people would go out and buy all the masks for themselves. So instead of telling us the truth or what they perceive as the truth, they lied to everyone in order to stop the dumb people. It's kind of a, you know, bomb the whole village to kill the terrorist hiding inside one of the huts strategy, which incidentally, with Biden in charge, we're sure to have a lot more wars and bombings. and the media couldn't be more excited about that, by the way, but that's neither here nor there. At any rate, this is all perhaps academic anyway. All that should really need to be said is that this is America.

I'm an American. The government has no authority to tell me who can be in my house or whether I can be in someone else's house. I do not respect the authority the government pretends to have on this front. I don't respect it. I don't trust its guidelines. I don't care what it says. It's sad that it's come to this, but that's where we are. So now all that's left is to eat, drink, and have a happy Thanksgiving.

And that's what I intend to do. I hope you do as well. Let's get to our five headlines. Before we get to our five headlines, listen, I think one thing we've learned this year is that anything could happen and things we aren't expecting. And that's why it's so important to be prepared. And now is a better time than any to be prepared with long-term nutritional food options from ReadyWise. You know, with ReadyWise, you have options like emergency meals.

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I left my computer charger here, so I came into the office just to get it, and I brought them with it because they wanted to see where daddy works. And so I brought them in. And, you know, I'm showing them around, showing them the studio. So they don't really care about any of that. The only thing they care about is that we walk through the break room and there's a jar of candy. And they discover and are just overwhelmed by the revelation that there's candy at my work and I can eat as much candy as I want. They still are talking about it.

They couldn't get enough of that. And it just, it makes me, you know, it's the innocence of childhood. And I can remember being a kid. And it reminded me as a child. I used to think this. I used to think it's unbelievable. As an adult, you can eat all the candy you want. You can just eat candy all day.

And then you get older and as an adult, you discover things like diabetes and, you know, all of that. So that's sort of unfortunate. Okay, let's move on to this. If you forgot what it was like to have the media fawning over the president rather than telling us that he's the devil all the time. We'd be given a stark reminder in recent days what that's like as Joe Biden fills out his cabinet, the media is just beside itself with glee over this. Joe Biden is putting a bunch of mediocre career bureaucrats in charge again, and the media is ecstatic about it. And they want us to be excited about these bureaucrats. The bureaucrats are back. Let's all throw a party.

One bizarre talking point, and you know how with the media, they'll settle on these talking points suspiciously all at once. And they all start saying the same thing, right? So one thing they've settled on is that Joe Biden's cabinet filled with political hacks will somehow be not political. Listen. When I look at that group up there, and let's put John Kerry aside, because as we know, he was the Democratic nominee for president once, but they are not political. They are just career people. They have worked together for many years.

I remember Jake Sullivan at the side of Hillary Clinton when she was Secretary of State all the time. And as they say, they really do reflect America. They are now being told that it is not going to be political. And Joe Biden is saying, these are people, this is a team who is going to tell me, this team will tell me what I need to know, not what I want to know. That is a big change. Yeah, that's obviously nonsense. But this is how they see it because they see Democrats as being objectively right about everything.

So there's nothing political about anything they say. Whatever they say is just a fact. It's not political. Meanwhile, it gets way more fawning than that. Just listen to this. To talk about Joe Biden's empathy and humanity, to talk about diplomacy being back, it is all an implicit rebuke of Donald Trump's foreign policy stewardship over the last four years. That's right.

And then just saying that they're going to do their jobs and be good stewards of America's role in this world and focus on American diplomacy, that in it of itself being a rebukes. Duke of President Trump is underscores what we've been all been living through in the last four years. This is a president who wanted to be more isolationist who wanted to pull back. What we saw today, I was sitting in that room in Wilmington, I was thinking about the fact that Joe Biden in some ways for supporters fulfilling the promises that he made on the campaign. Charlie said he wanted to have a cabinet that looked like America. And there were people there on that stage, of course, talking about all of their different

faculties and their experience, but they were also talking about their families who survived a holocaps, who survived coming from Cuba and slink communists, who talked about having gumbo diplomacy, cooking food, cooking southern food as the United Nations ambassador with saying. All of those things are what America's about is just melting pot. The other thing I'll just say is I was talking to a Democrat who just said this also felt like the Avengers. It felt like we're being rescued from this craziness that we've all lived through from the last four years. And now here are the superheroes to come and save us all. They're superheroes.

But yes, I'm sure we can rely on these people to be objective and to tell us the truth and all the stuff we've heard over the last four years about, you know, truth to power and everything like that, holding those in power accountable. Democracy dies in darkness. We need the media truth tellers. You know, all that stuff we heard four years ago. All out the window right away. And now it's the people in charge are superheroes.

Right. The problem for the media, I don't think they've fully come to terms with this yet. But the fawning coverage, telling us that bureaucrats are superheroes, not only is that disgraceful and dishonest, but the bigger problem for them is that it's boring. Nobody wants to sit and listen to you defend the government and tell us how great they all are. it's not nearly as fun to hear. And so the ratings crash for the media is going to be extraordinary. And I don't think they've fully come to terms of that with that yet. But that's one of the reasons why I mentioned before, you know, they're excited about bringing some of these war hawks and people back into the back onto the scene. You know, what they say about, oh, we're going to be involved in the world again. And what Joe Biden said a few weeks ago about he's going to let the rest of the world know that America is back. What they really mean, not so thinly veiled, is we're going to be starting wars again.

And the media's excited about that. You know, because that'll get the ratings up again. Donald Trump is great for the ratings. If Donald Trump is gone, next best thing, have some wars. And that's what the media wants. Okay, this is from the Daily Wire. It says Penguin Random House Canada has contracted with psychology professor Jordan Peterson to release his forthcoming book, Beyond Order, 12 more rules for life on March 2020.

But the development has reportedly also upset some staffers at the publishing house. According to Vice News, which spoke to four employees at Penguin Random House Canada, the publishing house held a town hall-style meeting where staff members erred their grievances about Peterson in the upcoming book. Some even cried about it. They were crying about Jordan Peterson at work. One employee told Vice that people were crying in their meeting, in the meeting about how Jordan Peterson has affected their lives and noted that one person of the meeting also claimed that their

father had been radicalized by the self-help professor. The employee said the company since June has been doing all these anti-racist and allyship things and then publishing Peterson's book completely goes against this. It just makes all of their previous efforts seem completely performative. In an interview with Vice, another employee called Peterson an icon of white supremacy and as such suggested that the content of his book doesn't matter. Okay, a couple of things here. First of all, you know, I'm not an expert in the publishing business, but I do know that the vast majority of books that a publisher like Random House puts out

don't make any money. They make all their money from a few books that are put out every year. A book like Jordan Pino's books are going to sell, you know, a billion copies or whatever. they make all their money from this. And so in other words, if these idiots actually succeeded and stopping their publishing house from publishing Jordan Peterson, a lot of them are going to lose their jobs because that's how they're getting paid this year is from that Jordan Peterson book and a couple of other books. Of course, they don't realize that because they don't even understand their own business because they're morons. But the other thing, the main thing, of course, is this is just a good tip for all employers, I think.

If you have someone crying at work, I think, and this could be a delicate situation, best way to handle it is to, you know, take them by the shoulder, lead them into your office if you're the employer, if you're their boss, and sit them down, you know, hand them a tissue. and just and I would just and I would just look at them with very kind eyes and say get the hell out of here you embarrassing baby you're fired and then the next step the next really important step is especially if they're crying about Jordan Peterson make sure to gather all of the other employees you know while that person gets their box of stuff together have all the other employees stand and just and as they're walking out point and laugh as they walk out in tears that's the appropriate response to somebody crying at work. Completely unacceptable in general to cry at work over something like this, especially so. Now, I did say this on Twitter yesterday, and I was informed by some women that, you know, to have a rule of no crying at work is unfair to women because, you know, women have to cry every once in a while at work. It happens. And I understand that.

So I think what the rules should be, and I'm going to talk to HR here at Daily Wire about this, but because of course they care about what I think the rules should be. So I think what the rules should be is men, you can never cry at work, period. You cry at work, you're done. And you're fired and you're banished from all jobs in the future. But for women, you can cry once per fiscal quarter. And so what I would say is plan ahead, just make it count. If you feel like you want to have additional cries, you can apply for a waiver ahead of time with HR.

and it'll take three to five business days to process. And when that comes through, you can have your cry. So I think those are what the rules should be. All right. Article from CNN here, I guess looking on the bright side, the headline is, COVID might mean fewer family political fights over Thanksgiving. And I'm not even going to bother to read this because it doesn't matter. But this is the, you see this every single year.

And a little bit of a different twist on it. this year, but usually you get these articles every year about how to survive Thanksgiving with your conservative uncle, how to navigate political fights at the, how to avoid political arguments at Thanksgiving, all these kinds of articles. And now we're supposed to say, oh, well, it's good, we're not having Thanksgiving because then we don't have the political arguments. I don't under, I don't get it. Like, this is the whole fun of Thanksgiving, isn't it? Am I crazy? Or is everybody else? I always find myself asking that. For me, this is the whole fun of it. You get your family together and you know, you eat something, you eat a meal,

and you argue about politics or theology or like anything. But you got to have some kind of debate, some kind of argument. How boring would your family have to be if you don't have any political arguments? And this is where people say, well, the things you never talk about, religion and politics, that's all I talk about. What the hell else would you talk about? sports, I guess we could throw that in. So yeah, sure, you talk. Other than that, what else is there to talk about? I'm just, I'm so grateful I'm not in the same family as, as so many of these people that have this attitude. Number four, so Eric Garcetti, mayor of Los Angeles, far-left wacko. And he's another mayor who's, you know, completely bought in, of course, to the leftist racial narrative.

He's bent over backwards for BLM and rioters, letting them do whatever they want. like all other Democrat mayors, of course. So he's done all that, and he's been mayor for, I don't know, I think five or six years or something. Let's check in with BLM to see how they're thanking him for his efforts. How's it going over with them? How are they thanking him? Let's listen. Here it is.

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Garcetti. B. You Garcetti. I'm going to get him. Don't let our voices be cybers. Get them. We were not to. We want the truth that is one of the most murderous in the entire nation.

Boom. Well, that answers the question. No surprise there. And you probably picked up from context clues, but the bleeped out word, they were, they were saying, F. Eric Garcetti, chanting it into a bullhorn. I think what they, those are BLM protesters protesting again. and they were trying to ensure, I believe, that Eric Garcetti is not appointed to any positions in Joe Biden's White House. Because Eric Arsetti's racist. He's an ally of white supremacists.

This far-left wacko mayor of Los Angeles is now an out-is-of-basically a Nazi himself. Once again, we see that there's no satisfying the left. You cannot satisfy it. No matter what you do, you can't satisfy them. And you could say that there's, you know, you have sort of some of that on both sides where you've got the ideological purists who are never happy and are always going to be critical of you. But that's not real, on the right, you know, it is possible. I mean, I'm kind of one of those ideological purists.

And yeah, I do hate most politicians even on our own side. But at the same time, it is possible on the right to, you know, a public figure, a politician, a president, a mayor, whatever, you know, could basically do the right thing, and we can basically be satisfied with that. Maybe not completely satisfied, but we could say, all right, you know, you're on the right path here. On the left, though, no, there's nothing you can do. It does not matter.

They will never, ever be happy. But, of course, guys like Eric Carcetti will continue trying. Finally, reading from Gizmodo, we had to, before I guess the year wraps up, we had to have another potential alien-related news. And so here we have this, and you can look at it if you're watching on the video right now. Officers from the Utah Department of Public Safety discovered a shiny metallic monolith in rural Utah's Red Rock country on November 18th while surveying big horn sheep by helicopter. The monolith has drawn comparisons to the black monolith in Stanley Kubrick's 1968 film 2001 of Space Odyssey, and the helicopter crew said there's no obvious indication of who may have placed the object there.

The Utah agency published photos and videos to its website showing the team's investigation of the strange-looking object. The monolith appears to have three sides and measures roughly 10 to 12 feet high, according to the people who found it. The crew did not note or did note that it's firmly planted in the ground. and didn't appear to have been dropped from above. So the article goes on from there. You can look at the footage of it.

They were, yeah, these, they were going, they were surveying. They were in helicopters. And they happened to spot this thing out in the, they're not telling us where it is because they don't want sightseers. It's out like way out in the wilderness, and they don't want people going to try to find it,

dying of starvation on the way. But it's somewhere out in the wilderness, and this thing is there, 10, 12 feet high, this big metallic structure. I saw this on, I don't know if this is true or not, but I did see on Twitter, so I'm going to report potentially fake news. There are some pictures going around on social media claiming, you know, people have been reviewing satellite data and stuff going back over the years. And the claim is that this thing has been there for like five or six years. And nobody knows how I got there. And this is the first time someone noticed it. Kind of interesting.

To me, though, if we're going to come up with theories, it clearly looks to me to be an alien port-a-potty. The aliens brought it here because it's a long trip. Makes sense. You've got to have somewhere to do your business. And then they came and they set up their port-a-potty. They went out for a hike or something around the desert, checking things out, came back and found the earthlings climbing all over their outhouse. And they just sort of looked at each other and slowly. backed away, got on their spaceships and left. That's my, that's my scientific theory based

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So today we're going to cancel this man, Ryan Dorsey, and all his kind, all his ilk. He's a Baltimore City Council Mayor, member, I should say. And I don't mean that kind. That's not the kind I'm referring to. Though, sure, we can cancel the Baltimore City Council, I guess. Why not? They really haven't been doing much good recently. And by recently, I mean, for the past, I don't know, five decades or so.

But that's not the point today. The point is this tweet from Dorsey, and there's a picture there of a FedEx truck and a bike lane in the city, and it says, quote, hey FedEx, I told your driver here to get out of the bike lane he was obstructing, which I happen to be biking in. His response was, get a car. Now, needless to say, this FedEx driver is awesome. Ryan Dorsey, on the other hand, is the lamest dork this side of Justin Trudeau. Not only is he riding a bike and bitching at a delivery guy, but after the delivery, every guy verbally backhands him, he posts his own humiliation on social media thinking he'll get sympathy from the public rather than the relentless mockery and scorn he deserves. Quick tip here, even for people who aren't lame dorks, when the internet has to choose between sympathy or scorn, it will always choose scorn. Always. So keep that in mind. Or learn it the hard way, as Ryan Dorsey has. But this behavior is what I would expect from Dorsey, given that he is a cyclists, and I mean those who ride bikes on the street, and you know, streets, those things

where cars go, those kinds of cyclists are a cursed breed. They are among the worst people on earth, the absolute dregs of humanity. No offense intended. Every time I'm driving down a busy street and traffic is backed up for miles because everyone has to navigate around some weirdo on a bike. I am perplexed anew. How is this even legal? I think to myself, why are we allowing people to ride their bikes on roads where cars are supposed to go? Now, I get that you want to exercise. That's fine. But why are you exercising in the damned street during rush hour? I like to exercise, too. I'm not going to set up a bench press on the freeway. I'm not going to take an ab roller down to the nearest intersection. Hey, give me a minute. I got three more sets.

all right, hold on. Why won't I do that? Because I'm not a lunatic and I care about other people, sort of. At least I'm not going to go out of my way to make their commute longer and more stressful than it already is. I'm not going to do that. Cyclists do that. Now what gets me about the bike riders is their sense of entitlement. It's not just that they have the audacity to play with their toy in the street. It's that they get angry at you for being there. They act like you are inconveniencing them. They act like you just jumped on the same elliptical that they were using at the gym. But the street is not your elliptical. It's a street.

If you want an elliptical, go use an elliptical. And if you want to play with your bike, go to a park or a bike trail in the woods. Or maybe Daddy can take you down to the tennis courts near the playground so you can ride your big wheel around. Maybe that. Or better yet, ditch the bike and be an adult. Find a hobby that isn't as likely to make you a victim of vehicular. manslaughter. Just a thought. Now, I know I'll be told that some people use bikes as transportation, not as toys or exercise equipment, fine. But the street is for a certain type of transportation,

vehicle transportation. If you can use your bike as transportation on the street, then why can't I use a pogo stick? Why can't I pogo down to work? Maybe the city can't maybe the city can build me a Pogo lane, just for me. You know, why can't I take this office chair right here? It's got wheels. I just roll it down the highway. Why can't I go out to 10th Avenue and do cartwheels for five blocks? I'm just, it's just transportation. Hey, this is how I get to work, all right? I cartwheel to work. We all have our methods. Why not? Because again, that would be insane. And the road isn't made for it. The road, in fact, is made so that 5,000 pounds hunk, 5,000 pound hunks of metal can fly down them at high speeds. That's what it's there for.

It's not made so that middle-aged vegetarians and spandex shorts can burn off some calories on the way to work. Commuting is not a time for burning calories anyway. That's the other annoying thing. The rest of us are jamming donuts into our fat faces while we sit in traffic and stew in our own body fat and misery, and you're riding by all brisk and healthy and happy. It's irritating, especially around Thanksgiving, and it's grotesque, and it's dangerous, and it's an inconvenience to me. So, cyclists are canceled. Take an Uber next time. No more bikes. They're not allowed. That's it. And on that note, hope you all have a happy Thanksgiving with your families, and I'll talk you next week. Have a great day. God's me. If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to subscribe.

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