The Matt Walsh Show - Ep. 751 - The Truth About Caitlyn Jenner
Episode Date: July 12, 2021Today on the Matt Walsh Show, Caitlyn Jenner attended CPAC over the weekend, reigniting the debate about whether this person, in any sense, represents conservatism. I give an emphatic no to that quest...ion. Also our Five Headlines, including Cubans waving American flags as they protest Communism, Ben Carson upsets a lot of people with an (entirely correct) statement about the black family, and the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus, after releasing a song warning that they are “coming for our children,” have now decided that they are the victims because of the backlash they received. In our Daily Cancellation, we’ll discuss Kamala Harris’s claim that rural Americans don’t have access to photocopiers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Today on the Matt Wall Show, Caitlin Jenner attended CPAC over the weekend,
reigniting the debate about whether this person in any sense represents conservatism.
I will give an emphatic no to that question.
Also, our five headlines, including Cubans, waving American flags as they protest communism.
Ben Carson upsets a lot of people with an entirely correct, by the way, statement about the black family.
And the San Francisco gay men's chorus after releasing that song,
warning that they're coming for our children, have now decided that they are the victims because of the backlash they received in.
response to it. And in our daily cancellation, we'll discuss Kamala Harris's claim that rural
Americans don't have access to photocopiers. As a former rural American myself, I have some
thoughts about that and much more today on the Matt Wall Show. The great conservative hope,
Caitlin Jenner, was attending CPAC in Dallas over the weekend. Now, in fairness to CPAC, as far as I know,
he was not there to give a speech, nor was he involved in any other official sort of capacity,
as far as I know, but he did hit the interview circuit where he rattled off a series of Republican
cliches. This sort of thing apparently still impresses some of the more mentally deficient
members of the right wing. Here's Jenner, for example, talking to this is right side broadcasting
network at CPAC, CEPA, and explaining, generally speaking, his kind of approach and his stance as a
conservative. Let's listen. Yes, there are so many career politicians out there. It is, is it going to
be an easy job? No. No. But as an outsider, I am not the one who gave us the highest tax
rates in the nation, one of the highest tax rates in the nation. Regulations on top of regulations.
The list goes on and on and on of what you say the career politicians have done to the
state of California. I don't know one special interest any favor whatsoever. I don't know one union.
What I want to do is come in and represent the people.
Right now the people in California are not represented.
I'm an outsider.
Taxes are bad.
Regulations, career politicians, special interests, the people, rah, rah, rah.
I'm so tired of hearing this.
You might as well put a bunch of conservative buzzwords into a magic eight ball
and shake it up and see what it says.
You might as well interview a magic eight ball stuffed with conservative talking points.
If you can still be swept off your feet by this kind of thing,
from a Republican politician or want to be a Republican politician,
then I don't know what to tell you.
I could teach a literal parrot, like an actual parrot, a bird,
to say everything that Jenner just said there.
And that's all he has, by the way.
That's this whole pitch.
Standard issue, Republican clap trap.
It doesn't get much deeper than that.
Proving the point here,
Jenner did have an opportunity at Seapack to talk about his vision
for the America First movement
and what America First means to him personally,
and here's what he said.
Here with Caitlin Jenner, Caitlin, tell me what does America first mean to you?
It needs exactly what it says. We need to put America first. I have been around this country for a long time.
You know, I've been lived out in California for 48 years. I've seen what is happening out there.
We're losing the state. 18,000 companies have left high taxes, this and that. We've got to put America first. We've got to put the people of California first.
That's what I'm fighting for.
America first means, you know, America first.
That's the thing about being America first.
I just, I really believe in America being first.
It's just such, you know, America, it's an America firsty type of thing.
This and that.
Vote for me.
That was my favorite part of the answer was this and that.
You know, high taxes and businesses and this and that.
You don't get to this and that.
Because I know about the taxes part.
What else? Give me a little bit more than that. You can't this and that your way out of this.
Somehow I am not persuaded, and yet I'm constantly reminded by conservatives that this is different.
Sure, Jenner is at best, a typical establishment Republican type, at best, serving up a bunch of reheated, microwaved GOP talking points from 2003.
But he's doing it while wearing a dress. And that changes everything.
Yes, what makes Jenner especially appealing, what makes him a more.
compelling candidate than your typical pre-programmed
republicabot is that he also offers us the opportunity to completely abandon our
defense of biological reality by embracing the trans agenda and left-wing gender theory,
all in one fell swoop. This is supposed to be a selling point somehow. Now, for the
mass of diluted saps who do consider it a selling point, I thought this would be a good
opportunity to review a few things about gender. In fact, we could do this in chronological
order. Some things that maybe have been forgotten. Starting shortly after Jenner's stunning
announcement that he is becoming a woman and going up until now, let's review the positions
that he's taken and the sorts of things he's been saying and advocating. We can begin in
2015. Here's a clip that has kind of flown under the radar for the last six years. Now that
Jenner is being embraced as a representative of the conservative movement, I think it warrants a second
Look, this is Jenner at an LGBT fundraiser.
It was about six years ago.
Recounting a hilarious and heartwarming incident that occurred in his home when his children were much younger.
Listen.
One daughter's was feeling the other daughter's clothes.
Okay, so she set her computer up in the room and she put on that like security device that if anybody walked in it, it would videotape them.
Okay?
I didn't know that.
Okay?
So, so everybody's gone.
I got like three or four hours.
Let's try on a few things here.
And I come, and all of a sudden the kids come home,
and I hear this big commotion going on in the other room.
And Chris goes, uh, here.
Yeah, sometimes.
I was very stealthy.
Honestly, I went all these years.
I mean, I would go to hotels, prostresses, this and that, and never get caught.
I have to, I'm proud of that, okay?
Proud of that.
Not to be clear, just so we're all on the same page.
here. It was pretty clear cut, but he went into his daughter's room and tried on her clothes.
Now, imagine how traumatizing it would be for a young girl to find out, maybe if you're a woman
watching this, and you think back to when you were younger. Just imagine finding out that your dad is
invading your privacy, rifling through your closet and drawers, and wearing your clothing when you
leave the home. If a girl confided in you that, like today, if a young girl came up and confided
in you that her dad had done this, you'd probably call the police. You would assume rightly that the
child is not safe in that home. You wouldn't tell her to laugh it off. Oh, there's old dad up to
his crazy hijinks again. You know, dad's wearing their daughter's clothing. Happens all the time.
In fact, even if this was a mom acting like this, let's pretend this is a woman.
doing this, sneaking into her daughter's room to try on her clothes, it would be extremely weird
and creepy and a sign that something is not right in that home. But this is not the mom,
despite what we may be told now. This is the dad cross-dressing in his daughter's clothing.
And he does refer to it that way, by the way, as cross-dressing. We can all agree that
that this is disturbing and inappropriate at an absolute minimum. We can all agree with that
until the father comes out as, quote, trans, at which point it magically becomes laudable.
I mean, the audience is literally applauding it, clapping.
And then Jenner is embraced as a champion of conservative values.
Continue on our tour here.
Here is Jenner sometime in 2016 on Tucker Carlson in a clip that was reposted to Twitter by a guy named Bryson Gray,
which is good to be reposted so we can all remember this.
But here's Jenner confessing where his real loyalties lie.
And you can listen here.
Is it America?
Is it his state?
Not really.
Listen.
My loyalty do not lie with the Republican Party.
My loyalties and what I'm fighting for is my community, the LGBT community, and particularly
the trans issues that are out there because there are many of them.
And so that's where my fight is.
Okay.
His loyalties lie primarily not with his country, not with his state, but with the LGBT community.
This is not America First, rather it is quite expressly, LGBT First.
America First and LGBT First are not the same thing, and will never be the same thing.
Finally, in a clip that we have played on the show before, here is Jenner only a few months ago,
explaining that he does support males in women's sports, but with one qualifier.
And it's a qualifier that only makes his position more demented and extreme.
Listen.
And you notice I did not say in that statement, trans women.
I said biological boys.
What I would do as governor, I would put together a commission.
Trans women can compete in the Olympics.
They compete in the NCAA.
But when it gets down to the high school level, there's no guide rules.
There's no rules and regulations how they can.
And trans women who are truly trans who at a very young age, you know, started proper medical treatment.
They've grown up as girls.
Of course they should be able to compete in girls sports.
But, yeah, some guy who has...
hasn't done any therapy, hasn't done anything, there has to be a review board.
I would be the first governor to put together a review board to review each case.
Such a small issue.
It's like a non-issue that's out there.
And I would be surprised if there's 30 trans athletes in the entire state.
He's not running as a trans activist, he says, even though he's previously said that his
loyalties are with the LGBT community and trans issues primarily.
More to the point, all at once.
we see the generate not only supports putting males in girls sports,
but he also supports medical treatment, quote unquote,
for boys at, quote, a very young age to transition them into girls.
He doesn't specify what he means by very young age,
but I think we all know what that means.
And he wants some sort of state commission put in place to examine these boys
and determine if they have received enough medical treatment, quote, unquote,
to now officially qualify his girls.
How's that going to work?
We're going to have some commission of weirdos who bring these boys in and take a look and say, yeah, he's a girl.
He'll pass.
Throw him in the girls' track team.
This one, no, you've got to do two more years of hormones on this one.
That position is actually worse than the typical left-wing stance on this issue.
And frankly, before Jenner came along with this idea, I didn't know it could get worse.
So what are we left with?
a man who confessed to cross-dressing in his young daughter's clothing
now identifies as a woman and says that his loyalties are with the LGBT community
and who supports medicating young boys to turn them into girls
and who holds no authentic conservative views that he can explain or defend
with any coherency or depth.
That's it.
But then again, he has an R next to his name and he uses words like tax cuts and regulations.
And that's enough apparently for him to be accepted as a conservative,
which is to say that the word conservative,
much like the word woman,
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from the Daily Wire.
Sir Richard Branson on Sunday
won the space race among his fellow billionaires.
We've got this, the billionaire space race has been happening.
And Richard Branson won it, rocketing to an altitude of more than 53 miles above the
earth, considered space by U.S. agencies.
And doing so, he became the first earthling to soar into space in his own vehicle.
So this was the first private, first guy to take his own spaceship into space.
Now, we should also stipulate, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
was only up there. I think it was to say, okay, 14-minute flight, Branson at the age of 70,
the founder of Virgin Airlines and now Virgin Galactic, beat out rival Jeff Bezos, founder of
Amazon, who's planning to fly to space in a rocket just nine days from now. You got to,
you got to feel bad for Jeff Bezos on that one. Maybe not. About 500 people, including
Branson's wife, children, and grandchildren who had gathered at the runway in truth or consequences.
New Mexico cheered when the space plane landed. So he was up there.
for, what was 14 minutes, and there was like three minutes of flightlessness.
So it's about as low as you can go while still being considered space. And that's where he went.
Now, you know, I see online there are people saying that, oh, okay, well, this is what spaceflight
is going to be now. It's just something for rich people to do. And that's all this is. And what's the
big deal. It's never going to be accessible to normal people. There's never going to be a time when
people like me and you can go up in the space. And that may be true, but you also have to keep
a mind that this is always the precursor to something being available to the masses.
I mean, anytime there's some extraordinary new technology, it all, maybe not always, but oftentimes
it begins with rich people before it gets to everybody else.
cell phones, cars, microwaves, TVs. I can still remember a time when having a big screen TV
was a big deal and was like a sign of wealth and privilege in the 90s. And I'd go to my,
you know, I'd go to my, I had a friend and his dad was like a lawyer or something. And they had a
big screen TV. And the thing was like 900 tons. The picture quality was terrible. And it
probably costs like 10 grand. Now anyone can buy one for 300 bucks at Walmart and they hang on
your wall. So that's generally the way things go. And right now space is this activity for rich people,
but won't necessarily always be that way. That's my positive spin on it. And you don't often get
positive spins for me, but there it is. Another positive element for this from the Daily Wire as well
It says massive protests erupt on Sunday in Cuba as citizens of the island nation demanded an end to the communist dictatorship as they suffer in poverty while having limited freedom.
The New York Times reported, quote, in a country known for repressive crackdowns on dissent, the rallies were widely viewed as astonishing.
Quote, activists and analysts called it the first time that so many people had openly protested against the communist government since the so-called since the uprising in 1994 in a huge way of Cubans leaving the country by sea.
There were also people, a lot of images of this online, you probably saw many of them,
some of the protesters waving American flags.
And there's the kind of sad irony that's been observed where you've got some Cubans who have a more patriotic attachment to the United States of America than many Americans do.
when you see this
and you see people in Cuba
or a communist regime
rebelling against that regime
and rightfully so
there's always this question
that comes up
and it's really
we get away from the economic
from the specifically economic questions
and just broaden it
and talk about human flourishing
human well-being
because that's what we should be concerned about
and at the end of the day, the best system is going to be a system that helps the most people flourish as human beings.
So has there ever been a time when we look back in history?
We know the people in Cuba are not flourishing, and they certainly don't feel like they're flourishing,
which is why this is happening now.
Has there ever been a time when communism increased human human human human human human human,
flourishing when a communist system was not in place and then it was put in place and suddenly now
there is more human flourishing and we see an increase in human well-being. Has that ever happened
in history? Is there one example of that happening? The answer, of course, is no. Now, the advocates
for communism in America today, and unfortunately there are many of them, if they had an example,
they would just provide it. Because I'm not the first person to think.
of this argument. This is really the argument against communism, is that we don't have to talk
in theory about it. It's not a theory. It's an actual system. We've seen how it works. And we've
seen every single time misery, despair, and death. So at a certain point, maybe you learn a lesson
from that. Now, if the advocates had even one example, they would point to it, but they never do.
instead what do we always get we always get the tried and true rejoinder that well that's not real communism
real communism has never been tried all these are fake they thought it was going to be real communism
and then it turned out it was fake communism so we got to keep on trying until we get the real thing
next year ben carson was at was also at CPAC and he was interviewed on stage talked about many
subjects, but at a certain point he starts talking about the state of the black family here in the
United States. What he said here has caused lots of controversy and outrage from the left and the
right. People are very upset at Ben Carson for saying this, but let's both listen to it.
And then, I don't know, we'll decide if there's anything wrong with what he said. Let's listen.
When you look at what the black community has been through, go all the way back to slavery,
it was the family, the strong family units and the faith in God that got people through that.
They got people through Jim Crow, through severe segregation, through all the difficulties.
But what really had a negative impact was when the government came along and said,
dare, dare you poor little thing, I'm going to take care of all your needs.
started implementing policies that were destructive to family formation.
Those are the things that have hurt the black community the most.
Okay, that's what he said.
Of course, when I hear someone say something like that,
I know that it's going to be quote unquote controversial.
But as far as the substance of what he's saying,
there's nothing controversial about that.
What we know, this is just a fact,
that the black community in modern America is in dire,
rates. And that's an understatement. There's never been anything like what we're witnessing
right now in terms of the state of the black community. There's never been a community
that has so thoroughly abandoned the nuclear family. 70% fatherless rate. We all know the
statistics. And that itself is also kind of an understatement because I think if you go into the,
if you were to specify in the cities and the inner cities where the crime problem is the
worst, fatherless rate is higher than 70%. We've never seen anything like that. And it's,
it's an increasing problem across the country, not just in a black community also. We should
know. But it is especially a problem there. It's a catastrophic situation. We've never seen anything
like this in the history of the world. We've never seen so many kids growing up without dads.
This is another thing.
This is something that's proposed by the left
that we abandon the nuclear family.
Black Lives Matter for a long time,
had that on their website,
whatever their phrasing was.
I don't remember exactly the phrase
because they scrubbed it from their website
after they got a lot of criticism,
which isn't to say that it's not part of their agenda anymore,
but it's not part of their public agenda.
They're not going to put it out there for you to read,
but it was something like undermine the nuclear family
or something along those lines.
We have to free ourselves of the nuclear family.
Well, now we're getting a look at what that, what actually happens?
What does that look like in practice?
When we free ourselves from the patriarchal bonds of the nuclear family, what we see is just like
we see with communism, despair, death, utter unimaginable horror, which is what we're witnessing
in the cities.
And that's his point, that we could talk about what are the causes of the collapse of the
nuclear family in the black community, but we need to start with acknowledging that it is,
it's a real thing, it is happening. There's not one simple cause that we can point to,
but it's pretty clear that the government programs that have been put in place over the last
several decades meant to help the black family have not helped. The black family is in a
worse state today than it was before these policies were put in place. That's the observation that
he's making. Pretty obvious, pretty straightforward. And someone who is more than qualified to make
that observation, by the way. All right, next year, this is from san francisco gate.com.
You remember the San Francisco gay men's chorus. They put out this song. We have to play the song again
for you, just to remind you what we're talking about. But the San Francisco gay men's course,
they put out a song last week where they're saying that they're coming.
for our children. They want to convert our children. Let's play the song again and we can all
remember this musical masterpiece.
You think we're sinful. You fight against our rights. You say we all lead lives. You can't
respect. But you're just frightened. You think that we'll corrupt your kids if our agenda
goes unchecked. Funny. Just this once. You're correct. We'll convert your children.
happens bit by bit
quietly and subtly
and you will barely notice it
you can keep them from disco
worn about San Francisco
make him wear pleaded pants we don't care
we'll convert your children
we'll make them tolerant and fair
okay and then it gets
and then we get the entire chorus saying
we're coming for your children, they repeat that over and over again.
And they, as far as I know, there was no gun to their head forcing them to do this.
They made a decision.
I mean, they put, that's just the decision.
They put a lot of time and effort into writing this song, producing it, singing it, performing it, putting it out there for the world.
And the response was very negative from a lot of people.
And thank God it was negative.
But now the San Francisco gay men's chorus, they're saying they're the victims, just so you know.
The fact that this repulsive piece of propaganda they put out there received a negative reaction, that makes them the victims.
Feel sorry for them.
Not our children who they say they are, quote, coming for, but they're the victim.
So from sfgate.com says the San Francisco gay men's chorus says its members are being harassed online and receiving dead.
death threats after a satirical video, satirical video that prominently features the phrase
will convert your children when viral among conservatives. Those dastardly conservative,
conservatives pounce. The video, which is no longer public on the group's official accounts,
but can be found elsewhere online, was first posted Thursday last week. The chorus says it did not
start picking up steam in right-wing spaces until the middle of this week. And then they put out
a statement. In fact, I have a statement here. It says, this is the statement from the gay men's
course. It says the San Francisco gay men's course was founded in part to fight discrimination and
bigotry against all peoples. Today, our chorus members are facing death threats, vile attacks,
false accusations, doxing and other forms of harassment because of our satirical video
performance message from the gay community. Let's just stop there. What is it satirizing
exactly? You're satirizing yourself? Are you satirizing your own agenda?
What is the satire?
We placed the video in private mode to quell the intolerance and hateful responses from mostly anonymous people.
Upon reflection, we've made it live again for all to see the obviously satirical tongue-in-cheek humor.
We want everyone to judge for themselves.
We will not allow ourselves, even in the face of death threats, to retreat or bow to attempts to twist our words, meaning self-deprecation and humor.
Oh, it's self-deprecation now.
they were making fun of themselves.
Did that come through at all in what you just listen to there?
You watch the entire video.
Self-deprecation.
We are thankful for the efforts of the San Francisco Police Department and Law
Enforcement for their quick response and assistance and handling these threats.
The San Francisco gay men's course is dedicated to being role models, teaching,
and spreading the message of love, inclusion, humor, and celebration through our music.
Oh, love and inclusion.
is uh that's that's it's all about love and and inclusion when you tell parents we're coming for
your children you know we we need to to teach your kids like the the best possible interpretation
the most generous interpretation for the san francisco gay men's chorus is that this was a song
meant to mock conservative parents and to send the message to us that we're not capable of raising
kind good people and that's why we need to be a good people and that's why we need to be
the San Francisco gay men's course to step in and the LGBT community, generally speaking,
to teach our kids how to be kind and generous and tolerant and loving and accepting.
That again is the best possible interpretation. And even on the best possible interpretation,
people reacted exactly as anyone should expect them to react. What do you think people are going to do?
Of course, they're going to be angry. I don't condone death threats, but like I always say,
with this. Anytime someone gets backlash online for doing or saying something that's truly
objectionable, they always claim, oh, I got hundreds and hundreds of death threats. Maybe you did.
I don't actually believe it until you produce the receipts and you show us. This idea that there's
this deluge of death threats, maybe, but I don't believe anyone who claims that until you prove it.
And even then, that does nothing to get you off the hook.
Yeah, you shouldn't be getting death threats, but you also shouldn't have put out the content that you put out.
And as far as people reacting in general just hatefully, yeah, that's fully justified.
It's a hateful message you put out there.
And it gets a hateful.
I hate the message.
The message that you want to convert my children, you're coming for my children.
I'm not capable of raising them to be loving and all of these things.
I need your assistance.
I hate that message.
And so my response is going to be hateful towards the message that you decided to put out there.
You're not the victim at all.
Now, on a similar theme here, this is from RT.com.
It says officials in London's Redbridge Borough were left red-faced after a library event designed to promote reading, supposedly.
We'll put the pictures up here.
Okay, there's the picture.
And if you're listening on Apple Podcasts or the digital podcast, you've got to go over to YouTube or Diliwire, just so you can see.
Just so you can see the picture here to fully appreciate what we're dealing with.
So this was an event designed to promote reading among kids, and it featured a monkey character in a costume that included a dangling fake genitalia and exposed buttocks.
So this is some guy in a rainbow, they're calling that a monkey costume.
I don't know what that is.
some kind of furry, hairy freak in a rainbow costume
with a large fake penis hanging from his costume
and exposed buttocks.
He went to the library
to promote reading among kids.
Why do you need that?
It's a good message telling kids that they should read.
Fully support that message.
Why do you need him?
Why is that the vehicle for that
message. Well, for the same reason that drag queens are the vehicle. Because it's not really about
reading at all. It's about desensitizing and normalizing this behavior to kids. So this library
decided to go this direction. And there were a lot of complaints. Shockingly, people were offended
by that. I mean, it is a costume designed. Every aspect of the costume is designed to offend people.
But now the library and the Mandinga arch troop that put all this together, they've apologized and said, well, we're not going to do that again.
And they're acting surprise, much like with San Francisco Gay Man's course.
They're acting surprise.
I had no idea.
People would be upset by this.
All we did was send a guy in a hairy rainbow monkey suit with a dildo and exposed buttocks.
All we did was send him into a library to talk to kids.
What?
You have a problem with that?
I had no idea.
No, this was, they knew what they were doing, and this is all part of the desensitization process,
but they went a little too far too fast.
Same with the song from the gay men's chorus.
They knew exactly what they were doing.
They're not at all surprised people are upset.
They just didn't think this many people would be upset, and that the reaction would be as strident as it is.
this is all about desensitizing and normalizing
and sometimes the people who are
who have put themselves in charge of that
of that agenda they go a little too far too fast
and they have to back up and say oh okay okay never mind
maybe we'll try this again in five years
maybe we'll send the guy in the monkey suit back into the library five years from now
maybe people will be ready for it then
and you know something they probably will be sad to say
All right, next, finally here, a, I want to show you this video, ride at a carnival, because there's an important lesson here.
This is a lesson of safety.
This is at the Cherry Festival in Traverse City, Michigan.
One of those rides, like a carnival ride, it just goes around and around in circles.
That's all the carnival rides do.
And let's play the video here so you can see, presumably a lot of kids up on that ride.
And the carnival ride almost falls over.
But this is terrifying.
Carnival ride is about, there are other angles on this that show,
that I think show it a little bit better,
but this is the angle that I had.
Carnival ride's about to fall over while it's spinning,
and then a bunch of men run over to grab onto it and kind of counterweight.
And they probably saved some lives doing that.
So credit to them for that.
And the Carnival Ride operator also.
When I first saw this video, it looked like the Carnival Ride,
and I was kind of slant.
I showed this video to my wife.
and I felt bad I was slandering the Cardiffel ride operator because it looked to me like he ran away,
but he didn't. It turns out he jumped off. I guess he hit the kill switch and then he was the first
one to hang on to the ride and try to recruit other people to come over and help.
And yeah, like I said, he could have saved lives. But the lesson here, aside from these men
doing the right thing, which is great, instead of standing around, there's someone standing around
filming it, but instead of everyone standing around filming, oh, I wouldn't.
what's going to happen next. You actually have, it looks like 15 or 20 guys, leap into action,
which is, which is good. But the other lesson here is never go on a ride that was just pulled off
of a truck and reassembled in a parking lot. And three days from now will be broken down again
and put into a truck and sent to another parking lot. So general, you go to an amusement park.
I mean, those are rides that are permanent.
They're put in place.
There are all kinds of those things are checked all the time.
And still, we have accidents every once in a while, very rarely.
But accidents on carnival rides are much more common because they're put on a truck and they're brought to a parking lot.
And then they're assembled by, who knows?
It's not like there's some real stringent policy in place for checking these things.
And it's just, it's not the safest idea to do that.
I know we all grew up with carnival rides, our parents grew up with it.
This might be one of those things.
I'm all about history and tradition, hanging on to the traditions of our childhood.
Maybe the traveling carnival thing is one thing we should leave in the past, possibly.
Let's move now to reading the YouTube comments.
This is from Lauren says, your fans are crying out for sweet baby gang merchandise.
Don't let this be a missed opportunity, Matt.
I'm trying not to.
By the way, I tried to explain.
People have been tweeting at my wife with the sweet baby gang, hashtag sweet baby gang.
And she was not aware.
My wife so far is not in the sweet baby gang.
She didn't even know that it existed.
And so I was put in the position, I think we were eating dinner.
And she's like, so what is the sweet baby gang?
And I had to explain it to her.
And as I'm explaining it, I just realized this is the kind of thing you can't explain.
And we should never explain.
If anyone ever asks you, what does it mean to be in the sweet baby gang?
You just, it's like, it's like Fight Club.
We don't talk about it.
Angie says, never ever play Vax that thing up again.
Well, don't tell me what to do, Angie.
You should know better than to tell me what to do.
Play the song.
You're in an online day chat, find a mate chat.
Open up D. O K, yeah.
Prop, I picture looking tight, chat.
Nice share.
Got your bioreen right, right, chance, but before you find a day chat, you got a wait check.
Gotta go back to Nache check.
Get a straight check.
want you fax that thing.
I'm using handsome young brother.
Won't you vex that thing?
Okay.
I think I made the point.
I think I made the point.
What do you think's going to happen, Angie?
You should know, but I have the maturity of a four-year-old.
You tell me not to do it and I'm going to do it.
Jesse says, I want sweet baby gang attire.
Capitalize on this, Matthew.
Another comment, crying out for sweet baby gang shirt.
I'm tearing up looking at it.
This is a quick sandwich.
of comments. The people have spoken. They want the sweet baby gang merchandise.
Another comment says, I want a sweet baby gang shirt. However, I feel it should be more vague so that
everyone is always left scratching their heads about what it means. But you're telling me,
so you're saying the shirt as it's, where is the shirt? Okay, this shirt is not going to make
people scratch their heads wondering. You're telling me that. So you want a shirt that this will not
make people scratch their heads wondering what the hell that means. I think you're
telling me? That's the greatest thing about this shirt, is people will see that and be totally
confused and disturbed by it. Maximilian says, Matt, you should totally wear the sweet
Baby Gang T-shirt as your new Hidious Friday shirt. Hidious? Well, you're a ban from the show,
so you're not going to see what shirt I wear on Friday because you're not allowed to watch
anymore. Alex says, as someone with a master's degree in history, I concur with Matt on the general
worthlessness of these degrees. I have heard this over and over again from people with master's
degrees. So I don't know what else you need to know. If you're thinking about spending the money on a
master's degree, just talk to people who've gotten them. Don't take it for me. I don't have,
okay, I have no college degree at all. What do I know about it? Fine. Talk to people who've gotten
the master's degree and ask them if they think it was a worthwhile investment. Pull like 10 random people
and see what responses you get.
Alex says not only is Matt the type of guy to avoid the elevator for,
avoid holding the elevator for a random stranger,
but he would also be the guy to push the closed door button in hopes that it closes the elevator door faster.
Well, I always push the closed door button every time.
And certainly, yeah, it's very convenient because the closed door buttons right next to the open door button or the hold door button.
And so when someone's running down the hallway, oh, hold that, hold that.
You're pressing the close button while saying, oh, I'm trying to.
Sorry.
This dang thing isn't working.
And finally, Jose says, I'm throwing away a third of my life in a classroom, but at least it's
to become a doctor.
Well, that's, see, that's, you're throwing away a third of your life in a classroom.
If you're, if you just keep going back into the classroom because you don't know what else to
do, which is what a lot of people do.
They keep getting more and more degrees and finding more and more reasons to go back to
school because they have no real plan for afterwards. But with graduate school, just like with,
undergrad, there is a place for it. I've always said that. I think probably 90% of the people who go to
any kind of school after high school, it's a waste of time. They don't really need to do it. But that leaves
10% who really need to go. And if you want to be a doctor, I fully support. I think it's a good idea to have
more formal education after high school for doctors.
So I'm fully on board with that.
Just so you know.
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cancellation. Today for our daily cancellation, I must once again cancel Kamala Harris.
Now, at this point, the bar for Kamala cancellations is pretty high. If I canceled her every time
she said something embarrassing or stupid, we'd never be able to talk about anyone else.
during this segment. So she has to really bring the good stuff in order to earn it.
And she really did earn it this time. Listen.
Is agreeing to voter ID one of those compromises that you'd support?
I don't think that we should underestimate what that could mean.
Because in some people's mind, that means, well, you're going to have to Xerox or photocopy.
ID to send it in to prove you are who you are.
Well, there are a whole lot of people, especially people who live in rural communities who don't,
there's no kinkos, there's no office max near them.
People have to understand that when we're talking about voter ID laws,
be clear about who you have in mind and what would be required of them to prove who they are.
Of course people have to prove who they are, but not in a way that makes it almost impossible
for them to prove who they are.
Almost impossible.
So there she was on BET, giving her thoughts on voter ID.
Credit where it's due.
She is correct that for people in rural communities, there's no Kinkos nearby to photocopy
NID.
That's because Kinkos doesn't exist and has not existed for like 15 years or something.
Rural Americans are as near to Kinkos as they are to, I don't know, a heckenger's or
an Ames department store because they don't exist.
And come to think of it, she's correct about the rest of what she said also.
I just moved from a rural community where I lived.
and the only photocopier we had was an old Amishman named Gabriel, who would produce a sketch
using coal and parchment paper at exchange for a bale of hay and three years of corn.
But old Gabe didn't work as fast as he did in his younger years, so it would take a good six
months for you to get the document sometimes.
I didn't even know that these newfangled photocopiers existed until I moved to the city.
In fact, I walked into a stables.
I got here to Nashville, and it was my first time being, you know, around buildings and cars
and everything.
and I walked into a staples and I saw people reproducing images with these large, noisy machines.
And the first thing I thought was that it was some kind of sorcery, especially because it stopped working the minute I dumped a gallon of holy water on it.
These dang city folk are in league with the devil, I tell you.
Actually, I do unironically believe that many people in the city are in league with the devil, but that is nothing to do with their photocopier technology, which contrary to Kamala Harris's claim, we did have access to out in the country.
In fact, we had computers and phones, not to mention electricity and running water.
We even had them there fancy things that kept our food all cold and icy-like.
Refragirigirator, I think it was called.
As a matter of fact, even though I was a simple country boy, I knew, and this is what I did,
because I was a little bit far away from the nearest place to photocopy.
And so I knew that I could make photocopies on my phone.
anyone can download an app for free that will scan any physical document.
There's a nice little tip for you if you didn't know that.
Really convenient.
I also knew that I could buy a copier and printer if I wanted to.
I could go on what's the internets and go to Amazon.
You could order one.
They'll send it to your house.
Or if need be, I could get in my horse-drawn carriage and make the journey to FedEx or Staples
or the post office or any of a dozen other places that can handle the complicated task of photocopying an ID.
whatever method of photocopy you prefer,
the good thing is that wherever you live,
if you want to participate in a presidential election,
you have four whole years to figure it out.
Is there anyone in America who can look back at the last four years of their lives
and say that during that entire time frame,
they were simply unable to make it to a Staples?
Even Gabriel the Amish guy could get it done in four years.
Even if the nearest Staples was 400 miles away,
and I was living out in the wilderness and I had to walk the whole distance, and yet somehow I had an ID in the first place, I could still do it in four years with time left over, time to spare.
There is quite literally no conceivable reason why any single human being in the modern United States should be prevented from voting by voter ID laws.
And that's probably why people like Camel Harris never provide any actual examples of any specific real life people.
who wanted to vote and yet were unable to vote because during the course of the preceding
four years, they were unable to get an ID and or make a photocopy of one.
I contend that such a person does not exist.
And note that if such a person did exist, it still would not prove that voter ID laws are bad
or unreasonable or cumbersome, that the law is cumbersome to a small minority of
extremely incompetent people is not an argument against the law itself.
but the anti-voter ID position is so absurd, so lacking in any factual basis whatsoever that I doubt that any small minority exists.
They exist only in the imaginations of infantilizing politicians like Kamala Harris who think that rural Americans exist in some kind of 18th century time warp.
Or at least they pretend to think that.
As fun as it is to mock this sort of thing, we can't make the mistake of believing that Kamala Harris actually believes.
believes it. If she did, then she would be stupid and sheltered and ignorant in the extreme,
but still basically well-meaning. She's not well-meaning. She knows they all know that any adult
human in the country can easily qualify to vote even under the most stringent voter ID laws
currently being enacted or proposed. All these laws will do is confirm that the people voting
are who they say they are, just as you have to prove that you are who you say you are, in order to do
almost anything else in adult life, from buying alcohol to renting a car to staying at a hotel
to procuring an apartment or a home, et cetera. The people who oppose the laws then
oppose them because they want the process of voting to be far less secure than the process
of buying a six-pack of Heineken at the gas station. And why is that? Because they want voter fraud.
There is no other reason to take the position that they've taken. That is pretty clear.
And for that reason, Kamala Harris is canceled.
And we'll leave it there for today.
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Today on the Ben Shapiro show, Massive Pro-Freedom Demonstrations breakout in Cuba,
The United States continues its ill-advised withdrawal from Afghanistan,
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