The Matt Walsh Show - Evil Villain Laugh Contest? Matt Walsh REACTS

Episode Date: July 27, 2024

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Already, Matt, it's your favorite time of day. TikTok reactions. Yeah, I mean, we might as well. Okay, I get it. Just stop, stop it, stop it, stop it. It's fine. Yeah, they're dorks. They're dorks.

They probably smell bad. Imagine how the room smells. Do you smell it? What am I doing here? I honestly have no idea what that idea. What am I supposed to react to? Well, I'll give you two different ones. That was stupid.

That was kind of cool. I like that. Hello. I guess. My stomach is churning, listening to it. Tempting cheese on top. Mm. Find you very attractive.

Yeah, I find you very attracted, too. And there was a time where I did not. Same. Sure. Isn't that so funny how our brain can do that, though? Yes. It's so crazy. And that's also why you shouldn't marry someone for looks.

Bingo. I sound like such a hypocrite because I'm saying that and I'm married to, like, such a hot man. Sure. Such a good-looking man. It's a hot buzzed man This is a hot bald guy I'm just saying you shouldn't marry for looks Because they're going to look a lot different

In the grand scheme of your marriage Hopefully like you age together And you're going to look different But also your brain can literally paint someone To look so differently 100% via their personality The collective IQ in that room Between those two people is lower than like

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It only takes 30 seconds. That's PDSdebt.com slash Walsh today. PDSdebt.com slash Walsh. Quiet guys are in. 24 quiet guys are in. I am wanting to find the most nonverbal person in the venue. I am looking for the quietest, mutest person at the function. And that one's mine.

Okay, I'm over at the big frat guys. Being like crazy at dinner, throwing themselves on tables, being scary and loud and like hurting my eardrum. Like, I'm looking for the guy that is doing sign language in the back. I just want that at this point because I can't. compete with the loud guy that everyone wants to eat his kneecap. I can't do that anymore. I'm looking for a man to be able to read braille and then to write braille on my puss. Like, I want to just kind of stick with the guy that's like the underdog. I think that's it for me, because not really winning in the other department. So let's go all the way, that way.

It started dumb. It just kept getting dumber and dumber and just dumber. And then I thought, was as dumb as it could possibly be. No, it got dumber. It kept going. Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber. She kept going on and on and on. And I didn't like it. I mean, I don't want to be rude, but if the guy didn't pay for our date, there wouldn't be another one.

There wouldn't be another one. I'm traditional. I would offer to be nice. But if a guy were to have taken you up on the token offer, let's say. I would pay. but then it would be no second day. See, I got to challenge you a little bit on this here. Okay.

So women often complain that men are poor communicators, but I feel like men are very literal, logical thinkers. So like when I think of that, if a girl offers to pay and then say a guy in good faith takes up that offer and then you disqualify him because of the words that came out of your mouth, wouldn't that quite literally be poor communication? I guess in a sense, but...

Wow. Yeah. What do you know? Interesting. Hmm. That was a point. They said, they said, that was something. He said something, she said something.

They said different things. And, uh, yeah. You know what else is not stealing, putting an extra bike lock on a stranger's bike? It's insane that bike locks are legal. You have any idea the amount of power that you wield with your imagination and a bike lock? Like you could just walk past the Baskin-Robbins and be like, you're closed? It was pretty funny. It was funny.

It was good. I mean, there'd be a violation of the fire. You can't do that. That's a violation of the fire code to lock a building when it's open, during opening hours. So I wouldn't do that. But it's a funny joke. I didn't laugh at it, but it was a funny joke. I'm not going to say it wasn't funny.

It was good. It's funny.