The Matt Walsh Show - Matt Walsh: Defender Of The Left (Ironically)

Episode Date: September 22, 2022

The Matt Walsh Team presents TWO of Matt's funniest cancelations: Poopy Pants Biden and the Trans Racial Korean Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For the Daily cancellation today, I must sadly cancel many of you in the audience for your involvement in a totally disgraceful and disappointing display over the weekend. It all began when rumors started circulating online that President Biden tragically pooped his pants while visiting with the Pope in Rome. Amy Tarkany, a political strategist and pundit, was one of the first to make this odorous allegation, tweeting, quote, The word around Rome is that Biden's meeting with the Pope was unusually long because Biden had a bit of a bathroletes. accident at the Vatican, and it had to be addressed prior to him leaving. I know we joke often about this, but this is the actual rumor going around Rome now. Next thing you know, hashtags, like hashtag poop gate and hashtag poopy pants Biden. And the more direct, hashtag Biden shit is pants were trending nationwide on Twitter. Other sources were, you know, chiming in, all claiming that, yes,

Joe Biden did indeed drop a steamy load in his pants right in front of Pope Francis. And then millions of other people with no special knowledge about the situation, people with no specific insights into Joe Biden's defecation habits at all, frankly, still we're posting about this subject spreading this insidious rumor. And to once again clarify, by insidious rumor, I am referring to the claim that Joe Biden pooped himself at the Vatican. That's the rumor. And personally, I'm outraged and disgusted by all this. It is the absolute height of your responsibility to spread rumors of this sort. There is no legitimate reason to call attention to the issue of Joe Biden shitting himself. No reason. You know, someone has to be the mature one in this situation. And as usual, that job has fallen

to me, which is why I am not talking about the subject of Joe Biden soiling himself. I would never talk about something so crass and objectionable and unsubstantiated. We don't even know if Joe Biden really did poop his pants. There are some people saying he pooped his pants. Others saying that he didn't poop his pants. Still, there are others saying that we have no idea what Joe Biden did or didn't do in his pants. in the face of this uncertainty, the dignified and honest thing is to say nothing at all. I am therefore begging all of you to not talk about this. And if you didn't know about it until you just heard about it right now, don't talk about it.

It's not the kind of thing we should be discussing, which is why I have personally chosen to do my part by not calling attention to it at all. It's better if the public never even hears about this rumor, the rumor that Joe Biden, President of the United States, pooped himself. So please, once again, just don't. talk about it. In fact, shortly before we went on air, I noticed another hashtag associated with the poopy pants predicament. A large number of social media users have apparently caused the hashtag shark week to trend. This is not only potential misinformation, but it also makes light of the trauma suffered by actual shark attack victims and actual shart attack victims. That's why I would never extend this pun by saying that the Vatican became something of a shart tank when Biden arrived.

That's a joke I'm not going to make. There are many other presidential poop jokes that I will not make. And it would be very angry to hear anyone make. For example, I'm not going to say that through his eight years as vice president, Biden apparently got accustomed to being the number two guy in the White House. I'm not going to say, I'm not going to say that Biden flew back from Rome in Air Force 2. I'm not going to say that involuntary defecation must be a hereditary problem for Biden since it runs in his genes. These would be vulgar and unfunny jokes. And I'm not going to make them or any other because there's nothing funny about a turd. especially a turred in the pants of the president, allegedly.

Now, all we know for sure, the only thing we should be saying about Biden's visit with the Pope is that he went there in his official capacity as a president of United States, and he did his duty. That's it. Outside of that, our responsibility is to comport ourselves with maturity and dignity and respect the office of the presidency. And we should still respect the office, even if that man in that office happens to have evacuated. his bowels right into his underwear. I don't care if Biden did have a literal holy shit moment in front of the Pope. That doesn't change anything except his diaper.

As for the rest of us, we have to be adults about this. And the fact is that many of you have failed in that regard. You have used Biden's poo-filled pants as a forum for jokes and mockery rather than gazing upon them in solemn silence, as is your duty and his, apparently, allegedly. Does it make sense that the same company who controls half of online retail also passively eavesdrops on your private conversations at home. Big Tech is more powerful than most countries are, and they profit by exploiting your personal data. It's time to put a layer of protection between your online activity and big tech, and that's

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In a stunning display of courage, a white British TikTok influencer has revealed to the world that he identifies as Korean. Ali London is his name. He's been getting plastic surgery for several years. in an effort to, as a Newsweek article puts it, resemble their K-pop idol Jimmin of BTS. I have only a vague idea what any of those words mean, but the upshot is that now London, who also identifies as non-binary,

has completed his surgical transition and is ready to fully live his life as the gender-fluid Korean that he's always been deep down. For too long, he has had a Korean trapped inside his body, and now, with $150,000 of assistance from cosmetic surgeons, his true East Asian self has emerged like a bruised and swollen butterfly from a fleshy cocoon.

In a video recorded just after his latest procedure, Ali explains that his surgically adjusted eyes and nose and other features now confirm him as a tried and true Korean. And I think the case that he makes is pretty bulletproof. Let's listen. Anayayor, Zhangun, Jimin, Mitah. Hey, guys, I'm finally Korean. I've transitioned.

I'm so, so happy. I've completed my look. I'm finally Korean guys. I have the eyes. I just had a brow lift as well. So I'm so happy. Finally, I've been trapped in the wrong body for eight years. And that's the worst feeling in the world when you're trapped and you don't feel like you can be yourself. But finally, I'm Korean. I can be myself. And I'm so, so happy. I mean, he looks happy. Finally, he is Korean. It's as simple as that. Biggits might voice agreement, insisting that one must actually be from Korea or at least have Korean citizenship in order to be considered in any sense Korean. They might even argue that surgically narrowing your eyes to resemble Asian facial features not only fails to make you Asian, but is also highly

insulting and degrading to the real Asians of which you are not one. But Ali definitely countered these arguments in a series of tweets disarming and debunking such discriminatory talking points. He wrote, quote, being transsexual is the same as being transracial because you're born in the wrong body. In other tweets, he announced that, quote, trans rights are human rights, and that, quote, there are millions of underrepresented transracial people in the world, and I want to elevate their voices and help them live their truth and be themselves. Now, these may be more assertions than arguments, more spitting slogans than making a case, but if that's been sufficient for transgender advocates, then why shouldn't it work for a transracial

pioneer. Driving the point home, Ali, I think, really vanquished his critics once and for all by dropping the ultimate progressive Trump card in a different video. Listen. This is my reason for showing the flag, and I do identify as Korean. This is my choice. This is my decision. It's not hurting anyone. There you go. His decision, his choice, not hurting anyone. That's really it, right? In the age of psychological man, when all that matters, as an individual's mental states, and all that you must do to justify an action is claim that the action makes you feel good and causes no direct physical harm to anyone else, whether or not the latter is actually true, the validity of a white man's transformation in that context into a genderless

Korean cannot be denied. Certainly if you accept trans ideology, then you have absolutely no logical basis for denying Ali's truth, a truth which is grounded in the exact same premise, a truth which must indeed be true if the premise is true. And the premise to remind you is that a person's physical, biological identity is totally determined by how they feel about themselves. A man who feels like a woman is not merely a feminine man, but is actually a literal woman. All of the physical barriers, which have for millennia, serve to separate men from women, are dissolved and discarded. biology is subordinated to the emotional whims of the individual. Why should Ali's emotional whims not be afforded the same supernatural weight?

His case, based on the logic of progressivism, is airtight. Based on the logic of, well, logic, it's not at all, but based on the logic of progressivism, it is. And yet the left has not accepted him. Comments on the internet about his racial transition have been overwhelmingly negative. The Daily Wire documents a few of them. Reading now it says, I'm sorry, but you can't just choose to be Korean. It's a nationality and ethnicity, tweeted one trans-identifying account. You have to be born Korean.

Just because you like the culture doesn't mean you could take it and become it. There is a way to appreciate a different culture. This is not it. Quote, as a Korean non-binary person, I haven't really talked about the Ali London thing, but the fact that they're acting like it's genuine, that it's part of a journey due to an identity issue. really irks me. It's a mockery of trans people. It's cultural appropriation, posted another person. Finally, one Korean user replied that while he celebrated London's new gender identity, it's wrong for him to claim a new ethnic identity. Korean isn't a pronoun, nor is it a persona you

decide to suddenly take on because of K-pop hype. I'm glad you identify as non-binary, and I applaud you for being transparent about that, but I can't commend you for taking a whole ethnicity and treating it like a persona. Hmm. Taking a whole ethnicity and treating it like a persona. Almost like when someone takes a biological sex and treats those. I don't know. An article in the left wing paper mag written by Sandra Song, editor at large, and a fellow

Korean, is just one long transphobic harangue against the entire transracial community. Song writes, quote, as someone who actually has Korean DNA, though, I can say that some white fetishist, as proven by those 15 surgeries to look like Jimin, suddenly deeming themselves Korean is incredibly offensive, especially since it effectively trivializes our identities because they're suddenly trendy. Apparently, though, that doesn't really register for Ali, who's continually been a notable example of Western fetishization that's objectified us based on South Korea's recent contributions to global culture.

So yeah, obviously it's pretty suss that a white person is saying they're Korean. Now, leaving aside the embarrassing fact that the magazine's editor at large wrote and published the words, So yeah, and pretty suss. The real problem is that she would accuse a person of fetishizing and trivializing her identity simply because he is cartoonishly mimicking her appearance and claiming that his degraded mockery is as authentic as her own identity. I mean, she's essentially arguing that his imitation is an imitation and thus cannot be as valid or real as the thing he is imitated. And her points make a lot of sense. Come to think of it, but unfortunately, she, like nearly everyone else in her ideological camp, has already thrown open the doors and invited men to fetishize and trivialize and mimic her identity.

It's just that she wishes the mimicry would stay contained to her sex, not her ethnicity. The problem, though, is that sex is far more objective and far less fluid than that. than ethnicity. If the former can be erased, then so can the latter. Ali London knows that. And now he's entitled to be seen as fully Korean, just as Korean as any other Korean. Indeed, he may be even more Korean than cis-Korean's, like Sandra Song. I mean, you can make that argument. This at least was a choice that he has made, bravely. If cis-Koreanes don't want to tolerate or accept trans-Koreanes, That's their problem and their bigotry. They have to work through. It'd be better for them to just remain silent in the meantime while the march of progress continues

and all objective markers of identity are erased and human existence is reduced to a murky puddle of ambiguity. That is the world the left wanted. And now they have it. Congratulations.