The Matt Walsh Show - Matt Walsh Reacts To VIRAL TikToks

Episode Date: August 3, 2024

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Terms apply. Mr. Walsh, men are called to do hard things. Very hard things, in fact. The heavy burdens that are not suited to the tender nature of women and children. Today, you must take on the heaviest burden, the ultimate load, if you will, TikTok reactions. And get ready, man. This is not easy, and it's not supposed to be. Bucco.

Yeah, I mean, we might as well. I'm not returning my shopping cart and you can judge me all you want I'm not getting my groceries into my car getting my children into the car and then leaving them in the car to go return the cart so if you're going to give me a dirty look

fuck off this is the situation you bummed you have so much to say and already I'm being cut off like I don't even think I've already said more than can exist in the YouTube shorts program so so much I want to say so much but I cannot say anything to this. So she's wrong, obviously, with this.

His job and shoving. You hear no more. A woman done left and took all the... Yeah. That's someone probably died. That's silly. Bet someone died in that one. Pretty wacky.

That's some wacky hijinks. I don't think anyone died. But that is Nashville. That's Nashville drivers for you. Don't you? Please. Here's my wallet. Here's my wallet. Take my keys too. Where's my car? I know I parked it here. I knew I shouldn't have bought a Kia. I think that's pretty funny. You know, I can't decide if it's funny or not.

But I think it is. I get it, you know, it's just, I graded a 5.7 out of 10 on the funny scale. How long is this effing video? Why is this video exist? Why are we looking at this? She gets winded cutting a donut. That's how you know you have a weight problem. When you get winded cutting a donut. That's not a good breakfast.

That's just pure sugar. You might as well just take a literal measuring cup of sugar out of your pantry and just hand it to her. Warmer. A candle warmer. Yes. Candles warm than sales. They're literally on fire.

I'm so confused. The light bulb warms. bulb worms. We spent money on this to warm our candles that are literally warm? They're hot, actually. How do you warm what's hot? You can't. Show me, it's a flame. It's hot. By our sector, so I bought a lamp warmer. I'm in a candle warm. Wait a minute. Are we warming lamps or we're warming candles? Are you buying wickless candles? This can't hear real good. You both do. This is a joke. I thought it was cute. Yeah, candle warmers are stupid and gay.

And also, I have one in my office. I work, I do. But they made me. They forced them because it said it's an insurance problem to have fire. I can't light candles anymore. That's the world we live in, folks. Using the internet without ExpressVPN, it's like having a first aid kit, but not keeping it stock.

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Are you in for dinner on Friday? Please excuse the delay in my response. Yes, I am in. I mean, can we circle back on Jared's comment? Can you just be normal for like a second? Yeah, let me. I'll put a pin in that. Oh, my God.

You time for a quick sink this afternoon? Well, I'm right here. Just tell me now. Just a quick touch base, five minutes we can do this afternoon. Just tell me now. I'm so exhausted. I just feel like I'm wearing so many hats. Hey, I need you to download the dishwasher by EOD.

Yeah, can you get out of my face by EOD? Yeah. I'll never face by EOD for sure. That was clever. I mean, if you got to make TikTok videos, It's not the worst one to make. It's not the worst TikTok video of all time. It's not great.

It doesn't need to exist. This doesn't need to exist. Nothing we're doing does. But it does. All right. All we would need is like a very specific 10 inch two by four and then another one stacked just like this on top of it. This will be fixed.

It would be fixed. No way. No way. No way. Something like this. No way. It was funny. Another funny one.

Relatable, even. Relatable. Relatable and funny, it's the best kind of content. It was good. I'm not being sarcastic. Ladies and gentlemen, we got them. This is what it's like to backpacking Taliban-controlled Afghanistan as an American. Day two of this series starts in Kabul, where we had a very mediocre hotel breakfast

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vendors, and spent a lot of time at the bird market where thousands of different species of birds are on sale. This is probably Kabul's most notable tourist attraction. Some of our Taliban interactions before we had our permits were a little stressful, so we just had such a big weight left it off our shoulders and we're really able to enjoy the day, drinking tea with locals and taking his good. I don't care about this. I just don't care about it. Can we do the next one?

I just don't care enough to even say anything about it. Cut. Oh, is that it? Oh, thank God. How many discounts does USAA auto insurance offer? Too many to say here. Multi-vehicle discount. Safe driver discount. New vehicle discount.

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