The Matt Walsh Show - Matt Walsh Reacts to VIRAL Videos

Episode Date: July 20, 2024

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I mean, I'm conflicted because it's so, it's so incredibly nerdy, but at the same time, it also ruthlessly mocks the they-thenes. So I'm, I feel conflicted in my, but overall, it's, I give it, yeah, good. Thumbs up. One and a half thumbs up. That's, yeah, the car was, that's unfortunate when that happens.

It was going, it went around in a circle. You see that? You see what just happened? We just watched that. It went in a circle and it. It ran into the other car. That was silly. Words have many meanings, and sometimes instead of conveying our meaning, they can suggest other meanings.

When we talk about the children of the community, They are a children of the community. Well, we are the United States of America because we are united. And we are states. The significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time. Whatever we have in store cannot be known.

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