The Matt Walsh Show - My Best Selling LGBTQ+ Children’s Book: Johnny the Walrus

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

I have accomplished many things in my lifetime, but recently I made one of my ultimate dreams come true. I wrote a children's book called Johnny the Walrus, and it's taking the LGBTQ+ community by storm. The book is a timely tale of innocence, identity, and imagination – and it’s back in stock now. Reserve your copy of Johnny the Walrus today: https://utm.io/ud1j6. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know, I've accomplished many things in my lifetime, but recently I made one of my ultimate dreams come true. I wrote a children's book, and it's changing the world as we know it. It's sold out in less than 24 hours, and at one point it was crowned the number one bestselling LGBTQ plus book on Amazon. Due to my newfound prestige within the LGBTQ plus community, I was invited on Dr. Phil to share my expertise with some confused individuals who couldn't for the life of them tell me what a woman is. The book is called Johnny the Walrus, and I'm sure it will serve as an inspiration for the entire LGBTQ plus community for centuries to come. I know it already has. the book sold out right away due to its immense popularity, but I have great news for you. The book is in stock again and available to purchase today. Don't worry, if you pre-order the book, yours will be fulfilled. Johnny the Walrus is an exhilarating tale of a young boy who pretends he's a walrus until the internet tells Johnny's mommy that Johnny is actually a walrus because

he identifies that way and she must uphold his trans walrus identity. I don't want to give away the ending and spoil it, but eventually she learns from a zookeeper who looks suspiciously like the author of the book that just because your child is pretending to be something doesn't mean he actually is that thing. Now, if you know and appreciate the genius of my brain, which is a phrase in this copy that I'm reading, you and your kids will love this book, and so will everyone else. That's why you need to head to johnny the walrus.com and pick up a copy right now. I promise you, it will sell out again, and you'll be disappointed you missed your chance to own this seminal work of children's literature.