The MeatEater Podcast - Ep. 543: Game On, Suckers! MeatEater Trivia CVIII
Episode Date: April 17, 2024Spencer Neuharth hosts MeatEater Trivia with Steven Rinella, Janis Putelis, Brody Henderson, Randall Williams, Tressa Croaker, Max Barta, and Seth Morris. Connect with MeatEater on Instagram, Facebo...ok, Twitter, and Youtube Shop Trivia Merch Use code MEATEATER to get 15% off your first order at athleticbrewing.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Meat Eater Trivia, the only game show where conservation always wins.
I'm your host, Spencer Newarth, and today we're joined by Steve, Yanni, Brody, Cal, Randall, Tressa, Max, and Seth.
This is a 10-round quiz show with questions from Meat Eaters 4 Verticals, which are hunting, fishing, conservation, and cooking.
And there is a prize. Meat Eaters will donate $500 to the conservation organization of the winner's choosing.
And because this episode is brought to you by Athletic Brewing, they're matching our $500 donation as well as sponsoring a Moneyball Question of the Week.
Thanks to Athletic Brewing, today's episode has potential for a $1,500 conservation donation. For the stat of the week this week, we're looking at player performance in the fishing category.
In the history of all
Meadeater fishing questions, the player average
is 44%,
which is 3% lower
than the hunting category.
At the top of the leaderboard, do you guys have any guesses
who is our best performer
in fishing? Brody.
Brody is at
the top of the leaderboard. He gets
72.
72% of all questions.
Why doesn't he just win all the time?
He does win a lot,
Steve. Maybe he's just
the most consistent. I'm not even going to talk this episode.
At the top of the leaderboard
is Brody who gets 72%
of all fishing questions. How many did Steve get right?
That's followed by Randall with 67%.
Steve with 61%.
Pretty good.
Cal with 58%.
And Yanni with 57%.
They are our only players who average above 50% in the fishing category.
Steve, 61% of fishing questions.
Still pretty good.
Yeah, still.
Good enough for third.
There's nothing wrong with a bronze medal.
Then why am I always down here beating Brody?
I mean, doesn't that directly correlate to
your, like the overall standings?
I think we'll have to find out what our
performances are like in the other categories.
There's still two more categories.
Now here's our infrequently asked question segment.
If you have a trivia related question for our crew,
send it to trivia at the meat eater.com with the subject line.
I FAQ Ben Utley wants to know who is your favorite guest of all time on
trivia.
The one that gets talked to me the most about from like when we're at a
live show or emails and stuff are the wives and the girlfriends and the
boyfriend of a meat eater
trivia. So we'll bring that back. We'll do that again sometime this summer. Uh, so that was one
of my favorites, uh, playing with the Mets was great because they were super competitive. Uh,
they were like pissed off with the results after the show. Uh, they talked about it as they
exited the hotel to go to a game that actually mattered against the Braves that night. So that
was fun. Uh, my favorite one though, was Dustin Huff, who was our first guest winner ever.
He came in having no confidence in winning
and then whooped our crew.
So I'd say those are my favorite guests.
Was he the first guest winner?
He was the first guest winner.
We've only had a handful of them.
Dustin was the first.
Didn't Tucker Carlson win before him?
He didn't win.
He was our first ever episode of trivia.
He was competitive but didn't get the victory.
And we have some housekeeping to get to.
Your dentist won one.
Yeah.
He had a lot of dentists reach out to him.
Oh, really?
Like other dentists would call him to check in with him.
He got hunting invites off that win.
Wow.
Really?
Oh, man.
From other dentists.
We have some housekeeping
to get to.
In a previous game of trivia,
we had a question
about the movie
The Great Outdoors.
In the follow-up factoid,
I talked about
Bart the Bear
and all of the A-list actors
he starred opposite of,
but I was accidentally
combining the careers
of Bart the Bear
and Bart the Bear 2.
Bart the Bear
starred in movies...
It's like they all look
the same to you, Spencer. Mm-hmm. Bart the Bear starred Bart the Bear 2. Bart the Bear starred in movies. It's like they all look the same to you, Spencer.
Bart the Bear starred in TV and movies from 1978 to 1998,
while Bart the Bear 2's career ran from 2001 to 2015.
But I believe there should only be one Bart,
so today we're going to determine who has the better Hollywood resume.
So listen up here.
You guys are going to decide if it's Bart one or Bart two for cinema.
Bart the bear was in movies such as the great outdoors,
homeward bound,
homeward bound to,
and legends of the fall.
Bart,
the bear too,
was in movies such as Dr.
Doolittle too,
without a paddle,
Evan almighty.
And we bought a zoo.
Are you kidding?
Definitely.
The great outdoors. So, uh Zoo. Are you kidding me? Definitely not. Why did you talk about it? It's the great outdoors.
Are you kidding me?
Bart the Bear 1 wins in the topic of movies.
With all due respect to We Bought a Zoo.
Oh.
It's not.
I've got a whole story about that.
I think Bart the Bear started with Anthony Hopkins and...
Ooh, The Edge?
Yeah, The Edge.
That's what I'm thinking of.
I think both Bart the Bears
have actually been in movies
with Anthony Hopkins
they're contemporaries
oh sure
oh oh I see
I thought you were gonna say
they were both in that movie
no no no
each Bart the Bear
has been in a movie
with Anthony Hopkins
did their lives overlap
uh maybe slightly
oh now okay
here's television
that would be very
for television
I think my wife
ran PR for
We Bought a Zoo, the book.
Oh.
Who was in that?
I actually met that dude.
Matt Damon.
I met the dude that wrote it.
Didn't meet Bart the Bear, though.
Now, for television.
No, am I at him?
For television, Bart the Bear was in TV shows such as The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams
and The Young Riders.
Barthie Bear, too, was in TV shows such as CSI, Scrubs, and Game of Thrones.
So who gets the victory there? It's just like a bygone era anyway because it's all CGI shit now.
Like, they don't use real animals anymore.
Well, that's not what we're talking about.
I know, I'm just saying.
Grizzly Adams, dude.
That's a long run, man. You would pick the life and times of Grizzly Adams and the Young Riders over CSI, Scrubs,
and Game of Thrones.
Hell, yes.
I'd say the Game of Thrones.
I never watched any of those shows.
Okay.
Well, I don't know if you're-
But we used to watch Grizzly Adams when we were kids.
Phil, what would you say?
Which Bart the Bear?
Phil, I bet you're a Scrubs guy.
No, Phil's going to pick new stuff.
You know, honestly, Game of Thrones is the only thing I, and it was just one episode.
I can tell you which one it was.
Really?
Yeah.
Why do you know that?
Because there's only one episode where they fight a bear.
Oh, okay.
Bart the Bear 2 has a way more impressive TV resume there.
No, because he's going up against Grizzly Adams.
Yeah, I'm actually going Bart the Bear 1 there, Spencer.
Wow, okay.
Well, Bart the Bear 1 may make a clean sweep because for
commercials, Bart the Bear was the
spokesbear for Labatt Blue
and Tums, while Bart the Bear 2
was the spokesbear for Kodiak
Pancakes. Bart the Bear 2
could go to hell.
I'm a Bear 1
demographic on this one. Well, Bear 2
is dead, so maybe he's
in hell right now. Are we working on a Bart 3?
I found a Twitter account
for Bart the Bear 3,
but I haven't seen
his Hollywood resume quite yet.
Well,
maybe Brody's correct
to tell you.
So maybe Bart the Bear 3.
Bart the Bear 1 is the winner.
Bart the Bear 2,
you're irrelevant.
We don't,
we don't,
we don't give you credit.
We spit on your memory.
That's right.
Now,
the Shelby Index
for today's round is a 4,
so our winner
should get 8 correct answers.
And with that, we're on to the game of trivia.
Play the drop, Phil.
Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
Everything.
How's that?
Just tend to win everything.
Game on, suckers!
Question one.
The topic is hunting.
Which of these shotgun choke tubes produces the tightest pattern? Is it modified, improved cylinder, full, or cylinder?
Which of these shotgun choke tubes produces the tightest pattern?
Modified, improved cylinder, full, or cylinder?
Max was writing down his answer.
Steve's going to write down the one that he has in his gun right now.
Okay.
Shoot's tight pattern.
On our last episode of trivia, the multiple choice question.
Dude, the pattern in my shotgun.
Told you.
Is it tight or loose?
I sent my shotgun into the famous shotgun mechanic, Rob Roberts.
Ah, Rob Roberts, yeah.
He's the only famous shotgun mechanic.
Okay, go ahead.
Listen, tell him, Yanni.
It must be tight.
Not just that.
Perfect.
At how far?
Yeah, there's no flyers.
No flyers.
It's like perfectly distributed.
Like if you told a computer to perfectly distribute a bunch of holes on a sheet of paper,
perfectly spaced in a perfect circle,
that's what that computer would make.
At how far?
Doesn't matter.
I only saw it at 30,
but I could tell you that it was tight enough at 30
that it would make me worried shooting it at 15 and 20
because it's tight.
Is it like a golf ball probably?
Is everybody ready?
Steve is showing up.
That's why you got to go with the over and under, right?
A salad plate size shape with his hands.
Is everybody ready?
Not too often.
Go ahead and reveal your answers.
We have Seth saying full, full, Tressa saying modified,
everyone else saying full.
The correct answer
was full.
He got all written down there, Max.
He got excited because of shotguns.
I was like modified, improved cylinder, full.
I was just writing down my options.
I thought that was like a secret symbol for full.
I don't know if I'm buying.
Did you see what he had on his board there?
I was writing down my options and then I circled my answer.
In order of loosest pattern to tightest pattern.
You circled an F.
Yeah, for full.
Oh, full.
No.
We'll give it to you, Max.
Are you kidding me?
No other Fs up there.
Next time, just go ahead and write out full.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't think there's any other.
Well, there could be an F for modified.
Holy cow.
That means every answer you got a one in 24. Just put a letter down. No. It could have been F for modified. Holy cow. That means every answer you got a 1 in 24. Just put a letter down.
No.
It could have been F for modified.
In order to lose this pattern to tightest pattern,
it goes cylinder, improved cylinder,
modified, and full. Some turkey
hunters go beyond a full choke. Don't put a Z down.
That's not going to be right. By using turkey
chokes or extra full chokes, which
are meant to produce tight patterns beyond
40 yards. Oh, gee.
He's a little rattled from the last game.
Question two.
Hey, Cal, we're going to have you settle something here.
No one else chime in.
We don't want to poison the well.
We had a question about...
Can I tell about how pissed I am about this still?
We had a question about what type of...
Chubby Chernobyls?
What type of public land is Devil's Tower and the Statue of Liberty.
Somebody in the room wrote down a federal monument.
Would you say that is correct?
The correct answer was national monument.
Yeah.
You'd give it to him for federal monument.
Yeah, I would.
Good thing you weren't here, Cal.
Steve would have gotten second place if you had given him that point.
He threw so much of a fit.
We gave him the point anyway, and he still lost. We did give him that point. He threw so much of a fit. We gave him the point anyway.
He still lost.
We did give him the point.
By then, my whole game would unravel
because I was so mad.
I imagine you probably would have given
it to somebody if you would have said monument
only. Yes, or M, apparently.
Oh, come on.
Question two.
The topic is cooking. Did anybody write in on the chernobyl deal i feel like that had to have gotten some people fired up no got me fired up no just you guys
well people wrote in uh they called you guys names actually uh whiny b words is what a few
folks said so i could pull up wh email. Whiny Brainiacs?
Exactly.
They said, I host with a room full of whiny Brainiacs.
I feel like we moved on real quick for everybody being in consensus.
Clearly we haven't moved on.
Question two, the topic is cooking.
The Food Network divides this type of sausage into two major categories, Spanish and Mexican.
The food network divides this type of sausage into two major categories, Spanish and Mexican.
Everyone except for Seth and Tressa are looking confident.
Seth, do you have a prayer on this one?
No.
The Food Network divides this type of sausage into two major categories, Spanish and Mexican.
You're not thinking.
I usually get, like, I divide sausage into, like, breakfast and Italian.
Ground and links.
Breakfast and dinner. Yeah, but there's mild italian and there's spicy
sweet italian too sweet italian that all goes in italian yeah no one ever eats lunch sausage
uh yanni how we doing you have an answer i got something written down you and i want to learn
how to make man has you ever had a Chinese sweet sausage?
It's real red.
God, this stuff is good, dude.
I'm going to start making that.
Never have tried that.
You know what I'm talking about?
They eat in Hawaii all the time.
Oh, yeah.
It's in the Hawaii grocery stores and stuff.
And even in the gas stations.
It's in the non-refrigerated section, too, which I enjoy.
That's what drew me to it.
Is everybody ready?
Shelf-stable sausage?
That's what I want.
Go ahead and reveal your answers.
We have Seth saying chorizo.
Cal saying chorizo.
Tress is saying links.
Everyone else saying chorizo.
They got it.
The correct answer was chorizo.
Spanish links and Mexican links.
Spanish chorizo is usually made with pork or beef,
has other ingredients like smoked paprika and white wine, and is stuffed in links that
are then fermented and slowly smoked.
Mexican chorizo is usually made with pork,
has other ingredients like chili peppers and
vinegar, and is stuffed in casings that are
then air dried for a week.
What do you guys in the room, do you know if
you're usually making Spanish or Mexican
chorizo?
Mexican.
Definitely Mexican.
Yeah, if you're cooking it.
I just make mine bulk.
Because I think the Spanish stuff is like a cured-
It's like a charcuterie almost.
It's like salami.
Yeah.
Question three.
The topic is conservation.
This next great question comes to us via Austin Jackson.
A mule deer tag for this state set a record by getting auctioned off for $725,000 at the 2023 Western Hunt Expo.
Brody and Ianni appear to know it.
A mule deer tag for this state set a record by getting auctioned off for $725,000 at the 2023 Western
Hunt Expo.
Do you want me to spell out the state?
Yeah, let's go with the...
We're not going to do abbreviations.
Cal has burned us with abbreviations before.
Too late, I already did.
He did the abbreviation for Missouri
and he said he meant Mississippi.
Or vice versa.
I don't remember which it was.
We know how that one happened.
We're going to write out the whole state.
Yeah, like, am I?
Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri.
Yeah.
A mule deer tank for this state set a record
by getting auctioned off for $725,000
at the 2023 Western Haunt Expo.
Is everybody ready?
When I was working in Alaska,
this guy asked us why we registered all our boats in Arkansas.
Because he saw the AK number.
Go ahead and reveal your answers.
We have Seth saying Arizona.
Cal saying Arizona.
Tressa saying Idaho.
Randall saying Arizona.
Brody saying Utah. Steve saying Arizona. Brody saying Utah.
Steve saying Utah.
Yanni saying Utah.
Max saying Arizona.
The correct answer is Arizona.
About half of you.
Those are new whiteboards, Steve.
Give it a few weeks.
Arizona's strict.
Yeah, but that Antelope Island tag.
I thought it was Antelope Island.
That's what I thought.
The 2023 Expo set the mule deer tag
auction record twice the first time was when jimmy john bought utah's antelope island mule deer tag
for half a million dollars the following night the record was shattered when an unknown buyer
spent 725 000 on a statewide year-long tag for ari Then, just a year later, the Arizona Game and Fish Commission
voted 4-1 to abolish the state's practice of auctioning off big game tags.
Many now assume that coveted tag will be part of a raffle going forward.
I love how Jimmy John's like Elvis.
Well, you don't need to use the last name.
I'm not italian enough to
pronounce it i think it's like uh something with a lot of vowels i bet you he bought the unnamed
tag too well no it was a guy from nevada um and to like that community story to that community
was kind of an unknown figure who spent the seven and then i think so that that was in 2023 2024
both tags sold for like a hundred thousand dollars less. So they, they haven't beat the record.
You know, we were talking about people before
did, were we talking about people in Mississippi
thinking about how their turkeys are tougher
than everybody's turkeys?
Yep.
Yanni said specifically the Southeast thinks
that they have the toughest turkeys.
The thing I liked about hunting down there
though, is that they get two syllables out of
the word hen.
Hen.
I fucking love that, man. That's my favorite thing about that state. Cause we just kind of the word hen. Hen. I love that, man.
That's my favorite thing about that state.
Because we just kind of burn through it.
Hen, right?
Uh-huh.
We just get it done.
Hen.
They savor it.
Yeah.
Hen.
Question four.
The topic is woodsmanship.
This is our listener question of the week,
which was won by Kelly Williams for sending this great question.
Kelly is going to get a board game signed by the crew.
If you want a chance to win our listener question of the week,
send your question to trivia at themeaddeeter.com.
This eight-letter ecological word is defined as, quote,
the transition zone between fully terrestrial and fully aquatic.
The topic is woodsmanship.
This eight-letter ecological word is defined as the transition zone
between fully terrestrial and fully aquatic.
Brody looking like he might have it.
Yanni, first one to have his board down.
Yanni, did you get this one right?
I believe so.
Do you think Steve or Max saw your board?
They wouldn't look. Okay, Max. I had to make sure I had
eight letters in there.
The transition zone between
fully terrestrial
and fully aquatic.
An eight letter word.
Sorry, Phil, I
tapped my wire here.
Thank you for admitting to it. We'll talk after the show.
Nope, just me.
Eight-letter word.
Brody, do you have eight letters?
I got eight letters.
I'm not used to the dimensions of these new words.
I didn't have to add any extras or take any away.
Yeah, you didn't have to make it plural.
I need a six.
I can't.
I got to count them up.
Okay.
I currently have zero letters.
Seth hasn't.
He's picked up his athletic beer.
Hasn't picked up his whiteboard.
Yeah.
I drink these two most often.
Randall, where's your confidence at here?
This is my first one.
I feel pretty good.
I have eight letters.
I feel like there's several words that I can.
What is it again?
Fully what?
The transition zone between fully terrestrial and fully aquatic.
It's an eight-letter ecological word.
So you're talking about the zone.
It's the definition is the transition zone between fully terrestrial and fully aquatic.
I think if we want to throw Randall off his game, we just need to put him in a different chair.
Him and Brody most often get their chairs.
Steve was saying last game, Steve was saying last game he's thrown off
because he's in a new position here.
I'll sit wherever you want me to sit.
I'm further from the cameras.
So.
Like racehorses, they have certain positions
they prefer.
Sometimes I play pretty good in Yanni's seat,
but that's also the seat where I lost my perfect game on the final question.
A lot of history.
I got all right answered, Alan.
I'll tell you that, buddy.
Is everybody ready?
Man, I'm blank.
We may have blank boards from Seth and Cal.
This one's going to kill you guys because you guys know it.
Yeah, I know.
100%.
Come on, let's move along.
Go ahead
and reveal your answers.
We have nothing from Seth.
Nothing from Seth,
Cal, or Tressa. Randall.
Randall says riparian. Brody says
riparian. Steve says
literal. Littoral.
Look it up. Is it eight letters?
Okay, well, that has to be the
definition of it i'll remind you yanni says riparian uh max said what's that say max
littoral refers to coastlines shorelines tell me the uh how do you spell that i've heard that
before many like there's an ecological term called the littoral zone. It is the definition is relating to or situated on the shore of a sea or a lake, a region lying along a shore.
Well, it's not the exact definition that I was looking for.
It's pretty damn right, though.
I don't know.
I don't think that's right.
Did we...
You didn't even say what is right yet.
The correct answer is riparian.
Riparian is used when it comes to streams and rivers.
The definition was the transition zone
between fully terrestrial and fully aquatic.
You're going to tell the dictionary.
Yeah, a riparian area is long-moving water.
Mm-hmm.
If you would have just put L down, you would have been wrong too.
Conservationists sometimes refer to riparian zones as the ribbon of life
because of the disproportionate importance they have for wildlife.
Healthy riparian zones help filter water, control erosion, manage floods,
and provide habitat.
According to Watersheds Canada, if you manage land that has a riparian zone,
the best thing you can do for it
is allow native plants to grow there.
What do we think of Steve's answer?
I was going to, that was one of my choices.
You have a better argument here than Federal Monument,
I would say.
I would give it to him.
Oh, Spencer, you need to lay down the law.
I think I did lay down the law last time.
I think that's correct.
Is it an ecological term?
Yes.
Here, this says...
I don't know that...
So that's one thing.
Of or relating to the region of freshwater lake beds
from the sublatoral zone up to and
including damp areas on shore.
There you go.
Not quite.
It seems like a transition zone.
Not quite riparian.
We'll give it to you.
It was eight letters.
That makes up for the time you didn't
give me something.
It was eight letters.
Blue horizon.
Give me a break. It was right there. Blue horizon. Give me a break.
It was right there.
When we use aquatic and terrestrial, though,
how are those being used?
Is it describing land and water?
Well, it's describing upland,
and it's describing water that's more than a few inches deep.
Other definitions will specifically call out like upland.
It's below the upland.
So an area that's not going to flood.
See, this was awesome.
And you guys just were quiet and I got to learn.
That's a big part of this that I enjoy.
The reason I'm saying littoral.
I wasn't listening to anything you said.
Littoral isn't fully ecological. I'm going to let I'm thinking Latoral. I wasn't listening to anything he said. Latoral isn't fully equal.
I'm gonna let it go.
Oh yeah.
Almost learned something
there.
Latoral combat ships.
Question five.
I'll say this
before we move on.
If you had some kind
of river reference
in there,
that's not what Steve
would have written down.
Nope.
I think you're right.
I was trying like hell
to fit amphibious in there.
Different spellings. I wrote down amphibian. I was you're right. I was trying like hell to fit amphibious in there. Different spellings.
I wrote down amphibian.
I was like, eh.
Let me try it with an F and see if that works.
Question five.
Squeaky wheel gets the grease.
The topic is gear.
Oh, don't say that.
Although this brand is best known for its red-handed fillet knives,
it dropped the word blade from its name in 2019.
Max is authority.
I got a story about this company.
I can make more noise.
Although this brand is best known
for its red-handed fillet knives,
it dropped the word blade
from its name in 2019.
Fairly confident room except for Yanni and Tressa.
Don't know about softballs today, man.
Max is trying to help.
Makes me think old Shelby's not.
Shelby's lost the edge.
Four was the Shelby index on this one.
She's getting bored.
Like Maverick after Goose died.
The first one? Oh, yeah, I saw that.verick after Goose died? I haven't seen that. The first one?
Oh, yeah.
I saw that.
Yeah, after Goose died.
Oh, that's right.
He ejected into the canopy.
Is red-handed supposed to be red-handled?
Or is it something different?
Maverick was devastated.
Red-handled.
Red-handled.
Red-handled.
Red-handled fillet knives.
Okay.
There's a typo on the television.
Known for its red handled
Is that going to help you, Yanni?
Well, no, I just
Maybe it was something
You going to come up with an answer?
Yeah
Dropped the word blade from its name
In 2019
Real softball, this one
Well, Yanni's not going to get it right Well, Yanni's not a true angler 2019. Real softball, this one. Really?
Well, Yanni's not going to get it right.
Well, Yanni's not a true angler either.
No, he's not a waterman.
Definitely not.
Yeah.
He's up out of the riparian zone.
He's an upland fella. He's a terrestrial man.
Yeah.
Is everybody ready?
Go ahead and reveal your answers. Yeah. Is everybody ready?
Go ahead and reveal your answers.
If Seth sang Bubba, Cal sang Bubba,
Tress is saying MKC, Randall and Brody and Steve sang Bubba,
Yanni sang, what's it say, Yanni?
Victorinox.
Max sang Bubba. The correct answer is Bubba.
Most of you got that right.
Bubba Blade was founded in 2009, but underwent a rebrand a decade later when they became just Bubba.
Their CEO said the new name casted a wider net and better supported their water-to-plate lifestyle.
They now sell everything from lithium batteries to fishnets.
Brody, are you going to share your story about the Bubba Blade? Last summer at Steve's Steve's fish shack His kid was out paddling around the canoe
Fishing silver salmon
And Bubba makes a pair of
Saltwater pliers
And
Steve's kid dropped those things
Right in the ocean
And Steve was out where you're shrimping or something
Yeah yeah
And Jimmy came back and he's like
Man I screwed up i don't
know what to do like he was telling this to you i think he might have been angling for me to help
him come up with some oh yeah i was like look man you gotta take it he even came over to my place
he's like hey seth whoa what would you do if you lost your dad's pliers i mean he was sweating
yeah he was gathering a committee and i decided to take pity on him without telling him i sent
steve a text while steve was out and i was like listen jimmy's really worried he deep sixed your
pliers so you softened the blow yeah that's good. And what was the messaging you got, Steve?
I had time to cool off out in the boat.
Oh, come on.
You wouldn't have ripped him one for that, would you?
It's like a $35 play.
It would depend on where it fit in the context of him losing all my other stuff.
It was like if it was just part of the third thing that day, you know?
Phil, we are halfway through the game of
trivia. Give us a scoreboard update.
Dress says zero points.
Giannis Petelis has three.
Steve, Seth, Max, Cal,
and Brody all have four points apiece.
And with a perfect game in first place,
it's Randall Williams.
This is getting old, this Randall stuff.
Hey, folks.
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Question six.
The topic is hunting.
I got to get up my averages.
Pheasants Forever declared this state capital, quote, the best bird hunting town in America.
You need to tell me the state capital, not the state.
Pheasants Forever declared this state capital the best bird hunting town in America.
Max is the only one to have come up with an answer yet.
Pheasants Forever declared this state capital the best bird hunting town in America.
This is question six.
A group of folks complaining about too many softballs now appears to be stumped.
Brody, do you have this one right?
We'll find out.
Okay.
Does anyone want to give any hints to Steve?
His board is still blank.
Wish I knew my capitals a little better right now.
Yeah, me too.
Worries me now.
The best bird hunting town in America.
I think we've had one other state capital question on this show,
and it was Via Yanni asking which one had the highest elevation to which
everybody got wrong.
I got this right, but I got two answers
down right now.
Okay.
They're both right.
They're both the best bird hunting town.
Not the state and pheasants forever declared
this state capital, the best bird hunting town
in America.
Is everybody ready?
It's just Pheasants Forever.
Pheasants Forever.
We're not talking.
And it's just birds.
Pheasants Forever.
They made this declaration and their quote was the best bird hunting town in America. And when did they do this?
Yeah, is this recent?
2013, I believe it was.
So it might no longer hold that distinction. It's been a decade.
Alright.
Is everybody ready?
Don't like it. Brody? Yeah.
Go ahead and reveal your
answers. We have Seth saying Sioux Falls.
Cal saying Pierre.
Tressa saying Helena.
Randall saying Pierre.
Brody saying Pierre.
Steve saying Bismarck.
Wow, and I had Pierre.
He crossed out Pierre.
Yanni saying Sioux Falls.
Max saying Pierre.
The correct answer is Pierre.
I had it written down. Weller. It has written down.
Well, Steve had it written down.
He'd like you to know. It's very important.
Spencer, these new boards
seem pretty sturdy.
They're passing.
The rimless design, I think,
distributes the blow better. When we make the
board game, the factory does a drop test
where they dropped it 1,000 times to make
sure it can withstand that sort of
wear and tear. We'll just send them to Steve
from now on. He can beat around on them.
See what they do.
I'll tell you why I wrote down what I wrote down.
Yeah, sure. Because you were
wrong? I felt
that it was too obvious.
Sure. Well, it was
really a question, do you know the capital of South Dakota?
I do. I know, and you know the capital of South Dakota? I do.
I know, and you do.
And I was like, well, of course they're going to say that,
so they're trying to throw a bone in North Dakota.
Uh-huh.
Remember years ago, North Dakota was going to get rid of North,
and South Dakota got pissed.
North Dakota was going to become Dakota, and South Dakota cried foul.
It should really be East and West Dakota.
Hmm.
I don't know about that.
Yeah.
Because the West side of North Dakota and the South side of South Dakota are very similar.
And then the East side of North Dakota, East side of South Dakota are very similar.
Peer is the correct answer.
Oh, you should read about it.
Split at the Missouri boundaries.
You should do that.
Pheasants forever praise South Dakota's state capital for having ample public land,
as well as healthy populations of pheasant, grouse, and partridge.
The region is also home to one of the nation's biggest flocks of greater prairie chickens, which have been extirpated from about 95% of their original range.
Probably not a whole big good chance of me winning, huh?
Question seven.
You'll just slide out of here?
We'll find out at question eight.
You sounded so sad. The topic is
biology. This next great question comes to us
via Josh Recker.
What's the name for the vent that
birds use to reproduce, urinate,
and defecate?
What's the
name for the vent that birds use
to reproduce, urinate, and defecate?
Are we allowed to use a slang term that Steve coined?
I don't think you should.
Seth and Tressa and Max have blank boards.
I mean, Brody just gave me the biggest hint ever, Seth.
Event.
Event.
Not an event.
What's the name of the vent
that birds use to reproduce,
urinate, and defecate?
You'll have to tell us
what that nickname is after.
I don't know what you're...
I don't think...
Just so you know,
I got it down in parentheses
so you know it's not my answer.
I'm doing the same thing
because I feel like
there's two answers here.
Really?
Steve, do you think there are two answers?
How's that cold beer?
No, I don't think there's two answers.
There's a answer.
An answer.
Is everybody ready?
Go ahead and reveal your answer.
Seth, without an answer.
Cal, saying cloaca.
Tressa, without an answer. Randall, saying clo without an answer. Cal saying cloaca. Tressa without an answer.
Randall saying cloaca.
Brody saying cloaca.
And in parentheses, he put uni-hole.
Steve saying cloaca.
Yanni saying cloaca.
Max saying cloaca.
They got it.
The correct answer is cloaca.
You came up with uni-hole?
I don't think so.
No.
That might have been the first time bro plug that in there i think
that unihole is uh it would be a correct answer no it's not a correct answer google it in a second
uh i might have you might not like what you find the first time i ever heard it was oh i got a
story about typing something oh i can't tell is a back-to-back episode.
Steve has teased stories that he can't tell.
You're not even going to look it up?
I will in a sec.
The word has Latin origins that mean to cleanse or drain.
Besides birds, all amphibians, reptiles, and marsupials have a cloaca,
as well as a few fish.
Some turtles have a specialized cloaca that helps them breathe while underwater.
We are now going to Google uni-hole bird.
I'm just curious.
The term vent.
Like, I'm seeing nothing.
Do we have vents?
No results of uni-hole.
I can kind of tell my story if you care to hear it.
Yeah, yeah, we do.
I think that's pretty explicit.
What distinguishes a vent from an orifice?
I think how much is going on.
An orifice and a vent aren't the same thing.
Your mouth is, your nostril is an orifice.
Your mouth is an orifice.
No one says your mouth is a vent.
You're not venting.
Shut your vent.
You might spit out of it, but a vent is like for poop and pee.
Well, that's what I, so do i have a vent or vents
yeah you'd be okay that's that's what i've just never heard i've just never heard a physician
tell me that your vent my vent's working fine or something like that with fish we would exclusively
call it a vent i've never thought about my dogs having vents what do you got? My wife, a couple of her friends were debating one time whether the movie Die Hard counted as a Christmas movie.
Because it's sometimes bucketed as a christmas movie because of the inclusion
of a word they knew to be said in the movie
someone retorts uh i don't remember that word being in that movie
and they said look it up so she types in die hard then the word and thereby was shocked and also felt that the
uh user history she had very carefully cultivated on the internet
over the years had been changed fundamentally
blame it on somewhere somewhere, someone was like,
somewhere,
someone was like,
we got a hot one, boys.
They slipped up.
What was the determination,
Christmas movie or not?
We played it for our kids
this Christmas.
And a lot of times
you remember movies
different than they are.
And we're like, oh yeah,, you guys are going to love this.
We'll watch it.
And then a couple minutes into it, the guy gets the back of his head shot out
into a glass window and stuff, and we didn't finish it.
Merry Christmas.
Question eight, the topic is fishing.
This is the Athletic Brewing Moneyball Question of the Week.
For every correct answer provided,
Athletic Brewing is going to make a $100 donation
that's capped at $500. This week, Athletic Brewing is giving to the conservation group
American Rivers. Here is the Moneyball question. The second longest river in Texas and the river
that forms the North Dakota-Minnesota border both share this name.
The second longest river in Texas and the
river that forms the North Dakota-
Minnesota border
both share this name.
Max is confident.
He is the only one right now
who appears pretty
Dakota heavy.
I love it.
This game. Well, this one is also for Texans and Minnesotans.
Second longest river in Texas
and the river that forms the North Dakota-Minnesota border.
They both share this name.
Randall, let's now come to him.
As a reminder, this is the Moneyball question.
So for every right answer,
$100 is going to the American
Rivers. Brazos.
Say that again?
Okay, there's a hint.
If you know Max's family,
the Brazos.
If you know Max's family,
it's the Rio Grande.
There you go.
See, I was thinking you could just write Grande
and there's probably something in that Minnesota-Dakota world.
Second longest river in Texas
and the river that forms the North Dakota-Minnesota border.
It's the Waco.
Do you have this one right, Steve?
The length of the border?
The whole damn thing?
I can't say with certainty that it's 100%, but it's
like 90%. It goes to Canada,
doesn't it? Well,
I didn't say that.
Is everybody
ready?
Is everybody ready, Cal? I don't have it.
Go ahead and reveal your
answers. We have Seth saying
red. Cal without an answer.
Tressa saying Missouri.
Randall saying red.
Brody saying red.
Steve saying red.
Yanni saying Missouri.
Max saying red.
Looks like rep.
The correct answer is the Red River, meaning athletic brewing, is making a $500 donation today to the American rivers. The red river that flows through Oklahoma,
Texas,
Arkansas,
and Louisiana is the eighth longest river in America.
The red river that flows through North Dakota,
Minnesota,
and Manitoba is the fort 34th longest river in America.
Both rivers are famous for their red silt and great catfishing.
Thanks again to athletic brewing for our Moneyball Question of the Week.
Tell you one thing about drinking
Athletic Brewing and A beers
is if I was sitting here drinking a couple
A beers, I wouldn't be kicking as much ass.
Phil, we have two questions left.
How much ass is Steve kicking?
Well, this is going to be exciting
because we're going to find out in real time
how much because my
marker stopped working again. So please raise
your hand if you got that last question correct.
We had five people get it right.
He didn't have it.
Seth.
Randall.
I actually didn't know what you put down there.
Steve's acting like he's drinking beer.
Some bitch didn't have it.
Steve.
If I throw a can across the room and storm out
Max
Does that river flow north
Out of the US
Into Lake Winnipeg
There's a whole style of
There's a cart and a whole style of
Hunting named after that river
Red River carts
And the Red River hunts
The north one or the south one?
The north one.
It comes from the north one, but it's funny
as both buffalo hunters, but yeah, the Red
River Hunts.
The north one is supposed to be the best
channel catfish fishery in the nation.
Phil, who is left in the game?
Tressa, Giannis, and Seth are no longer in the game.
Steven Rinella has six points, as well as Ryan Callahan.
Max and Brody have seven, and in first place,
with a perfect game still, is Randall Williams.
Wow.
Six points is not good.
Max is, wow, you got all of them decoded.
Yeah, Max got a couple.
We're asking about Grandma's backyard over here.
Question nine.
Max's mother's maiden name.
Randall's got a perfect game going.
Two questions.
Let's not dwell on that.
Let's just keep going.
Question nine.
The topic is conservation.
This conservationist, who goes by the nickname Jungle Jack,
is best known for his appearances on The Late Show and Good Morning America.
Randall finished his answer before I finished the question.
Brody is also confident.
This conservationist who goes by the nickname Jungle Jack is best known for his appearances on The Late Show and Good Morning America.
What? Brody is
staring into Steve's eyes trying to
intimidate him. No, I'm not.
I like watching his slow process.
Okay.
No process right now. Jungle Jack.
Jungle Jack. Brody
wants to see if your humunculus is
going to visit. What's best known?
Who goes by the
nickname Jungle Jack.
Goes by.
Not going to change
anything about the
question.
Yeah, I think Mr.
Sixpoints, you should
just go with a jack
that has animals on
TV.
Can we stop with the
coaching?
This is literally
coaching. It is literally coaching.
It is, but everybody likes to come from behind victory, Randall.
Not all of us.
So a guy named Jack who's got a bunch of animals.
This conservationist who goes by the nickname Jungle Jack
is best known for his appearances on The Light Show and Good Morning America.
Cal, do you have this one right?
I went with the only Jack that I know that goes on.
Okay.
All right.
Jack Black?
No.
Jack O'Connor?
He only plays a panda, Steve.
Jack Card?
Jack Sparrow?
Jungle Jack.
Jack Sparrow.
Very confident, Randall.
This should give him nine correct answers in the perfect game.
You know what's funny is that it's occurring to me now that I have,
in this very episode, referenced losing a perfect game on question 10.
Here we are.
So that adds another level of drama
to this whole thing.
Have you lost perfect games
on other questions in the past?
Oh yeah, I lose perfect games all the time.
Yeah, because I lost a lot of times
when I'm on second question.
Is everybody ready?
Go ahead and reveal your answers.
We have Seth without an answer.
Cal saying Jack Hanna. Tressa without Seth without an answer Cal saying Jack Hanna
Tressa without an answer
Randall saying Jack Hanna
Brody saying Jack Hanna
Yanni saying Jack Smith
Max saying Jack Irwin
the correct answer is Jack Hanna
three of you
Jack Squad's what I just got for points
but no Randall
you've had multiple games where you've lost a single question on three, four, five,
and then you end up with nine, correct?
Yeah, I feel like, I don't think that's that common.
Nine is a common score.
I would say that happens.
I mean, I think it's happened a handful of times.
Losing them on question 10 hurts the most.
Let's not dwell on this.
Let's continue on.
Hannah grew up in Tennessee and Pennsylvania and went to college in Ohio while in a fraternity at Muskingum College. Muskegum.
Muskegum. Oh, he got in trouble for keeping ducks in his room and a donkey in the frat house shed.
Hannah served as the director of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium from 1978 to 1992, which is when he started making TV appearances
with his animal ambassadors.
Steve, do you now know who Jack Hanna is?
Nope.
No idea.
I know Barry Hanna.
Jack Hanna now lives in Hanna-Barbera.
Hanna-Barbera, Barry Hanna,
who wrote Testimonia Pilot.
Daryl Hanna.
Daryl.
I'd like to dwell for a moment on Testimonia Pilot. Everyone wantsl Hannah. I'd like to dwell for a moment on
Testimonia Pilot.
Anyone who wants to read a hell of a short story,
read Testimonia Pilot.
Thank you.
Southern writer.
Jack Hanna lives in Montana now.
Man of letters.
But he has dementia.
Another fellow
Buckeye transplant. Oxford, Mississippi.
Phil, we have one question left.
Who remains in the game?
That was in the collection Airships.
Phil.
It's down to Randall and Brody.
Brody's got eight points and Randall's holding on
to that perfect game going into question 10.
Did you add the fact that he has dementia because you're like, he lives in Montana now.
But he really could live anywhere?
Was that your point?
Then maybe it'd be like, well, we should have him on the podcast.
And I'd be like, you're right, except for he has dementia.
So I don't think he'd be a good candidate.
Named after a fictional creature, this popular sushi roll features shrimp, avocado, eel sauce, and sesame seeds.
Randall, he looks stumped.
This is...
His face is turning a deeper red.
No, it's not.
It hasn't started yet.
I can feel it.
Okay.
Named after a fictional creature, this popular sushi roll features shrimp, avocado, eel sauce, and sesame seeds.
Brody is looking confident.
He has his whiteboard down with an answer.
Brody, do you know this one, or is it just a guess?
It's the very first thing that I don't know if it's right.
Okay.
I know what it is.
We could have, again, in the same game, Randall lose a perfect game
and then go to a tiebreaker with Brody, which the last time this happened.
I don't feel bad about not knowing that.
Okay, the last time this happened.
No, I don't eat rolls.
Steak Diane.
Don't eat rolls.
Sashimi man.
I want someone to go like, why not?
Why don't you eat rolls, Steve?
I'll tell you later.
The last time Randall lost the perfect game on question 10,
we had Brody get it right and force the overtime
in which Brody was then the winner.
It's hard to root against Randall getting a perfect game
and an extra five hundo.
Phil, you're really staring me down here.
I don't find it hard. i'm just anticipating this outcome named after a fictional creature this popular sushi roll
features shrimp avocado eel sauce and sesame seeds
yanni do you know this one i do not Steve why don't you eat sushi rolls we got the time
well we shouldn't dwell on it
I mean he'll eat all the individual things
but if you put them all together
when you go down to a sushi restaurant
just eat the fish
stop screwing around
all kinds of
just like are you there or not
those rolls are delicious.
Yeah.
Get some raw fish.
Eat a little rice.
Stop messing around with all the rolled up garbage.
Cream cheese?
That's why.
Steve also doesn't like license plates.
They dip in a deep fryer for a little bit.
Randall, do you have an answer?
I do.
Okay, is everybody ready?
Yep.
Go ahead and reveal your answers.
We have Seth saying Bigfoot.
Damn it, Randall.
Cal saying dragon.
Tressa, you weren't really listening to the question.
Tressa saying California roll.
Randall saying dragon.
You're aware of a fictional creature called California?
Steve saying dragon.
Yanni saying kraken.
Max saying dragon.
The correct answer is dragon roll.
Randall gets the perfect game.
Nice work, Randall.
Oh, Randall.
Ten correct answers.
Other popular dragon roll ingredients include cucumber, mango, and spicy mayo.
The roll was created in the 1970s in California
and was given this name because the avocado on top resembles dragon scales.
The School of Sushi declared it the fourth most popular sushi roll in the country.
Randall, we're going to make a $1,500 donation today.
Meat Eater is doubling their amount to $1,000.
Athletic Brewing is kicking in $500.
Where is this $1,500 donation going?
Let's give it to an old favorite,
the Theodore Roosevelt Conservation Partnership.
TRCP.
What do they got going on right now?
All kinds of stuff.
Super exciting.
Steve Vignani just got back from
A turkey hunt with the
Winner of the last year's raffle
And they've got
Their big conservation award
Dinner coming up so
Isn't that raffle still live right now
There's a new one
Yeah for 2025 you can buy
Some tickets right now yeah you can go and buy your tickets
Right now good call When this comes out maybe it'll be closed I don't know Yeah, for 2025, you can buy some tickets right now. Yeah, you can go and buy your tickets right now.
Good call, Seth.
Although, when this comes out, maybe it'll be closed.
I don't know.
Well done, Randall.
$1,500 going their way, and then another $500 going to American Rivers.
$2,000 handed out today.
Now, thanks to Athletic Brewing for helping us make one of our biggest donations ever.
Join us next time for more meat eater trivia.
Impressive, buddy.
The only game show where conservation always wins.
Woo-hoo! Thank you.