The MeidasTouch Podcast - Texas Paul OBLITERATES the Texas GOP platform of hate

Episode Date: June 30, 2022

In this episode of The Mighty, Texas Paul gives a riveting and important SMACK DOWN of the Texas GOP. The Mighty is a new series on The MeidasTouch Podcast channel with new episodes on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday, on the dates when new episodes of the brothers podcast aren’t released. New episodes of the brothers podcast can be found on this channel every Tuesday and Friday. Subscribe to The MeidasTouch Podcast Chanel now!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Jordy here, co-founder of Midas Touch. The Mighty is a new program on the Midas Touch podcast channel where we highlight the most impactful rants, musings, responses, and commentary from Midas contributors. Let's bring in Paul Schroeder, or as you probably know him, Texas Paul, who has a thing or two to say about the GOP Texas platform, which includes declaring the 2020 election a fraud, stating that homosexuality is abnormal, and other hateful and absurd things. Texas Paul, take it away.

Top of the morning to you folks. Beautiful day out here and thought I'd sit down in the old thinking chair and give you my thoughts on the Republican platform they came up with. It's crap. It's like they went down to the local churches, barred the doors, had them have a dumb f***athon, and all the winners were taken, locked in another room, and told to come up with a political platform. It is really that bad. I mean, it is nothing but culture war bullshit first of all uh surprise surprise they hate lgbtq people they just no no surprise there we saw that one coming even their own they've disavowed the log cabin republicans and didn't let them participate so then they wanted to not wanted to they want to it's in their platform

bar any form or mention of sexual education or orientation or anything like that in schools because you know texans are doing such a bang-up job at home uh we're ranked 11th out of 50 for STDs and that's not like the good way. I mean we're like the 11th highest state for STDs. We're one of the highest states for teen pregnancy. Literally one of the highest states for teen pregnancy. So you know hey good job there Republican parents. Your kids are knocked up and have diseases. Way to go. But you know hey they're not parents your kids are knocked up and have diseases way to go but you know hey they're not gonna learn that the gay kid that's in the class with them is gay and it's okay I mean you know fucking idiots but they do somehow without wanting any kind of sexual education do want teachers to teach about the dignity of fetuses? I'm not figuring that one out.

Someone's going to ask how the baby got made, you know, I mean, and what are they going to refer you to the local Republican party for that answer? I mean, you know, you're not discussing it at home, obviously. I mean, because your kids are all getting pregnant. I mean, let's be realistic, folks. You need teachers teaching your kids this because, well, you're fucking idiots. I mean, it's pretty plain and simple. the entire Bible Belt is the worst for teen pregnancy literally the only thing that keeps Texas out of the top 10 for STDs is the rest of the Bible Belt keeps them out I mean it's just pathetic it is really just pathetic that whole fetus thing really went off the rails. They actually want to mandate

that students be given these wackadoodle anti-abortion pamphlets and go through watching a sonogram and the pamphlets contain information that is not scientifically accurate in them. And so not only do you want the schools to not teach your kids proper sex education, you want to force the schools to teach your kids things that are scientifically untrue. Well, yeah, fuck you. teach your kids things that are scientifically untrue. Well, yeah, fuck you. You know, we're voting Democrat. The Democrats are coming up with their platform next month. We'll compare the two and I guarantee you,

the Democratic platform will actually talk about issues. It won't do stupid shit like, oh, put a whole line item in there that says John Cornyn's a dick for doing his job. Yeah, I mean, they actually did that. I mean, there is a plank in the Republican platform that says John Cornyn is a dick because he did his job. You see, legislators are supposed to go to work and address issues and then compromise on those issues and make their differing points come together into a bill. And that's what John Cornyn did. They made a bill that nobody was completely happy with, but hey, you know, they actually did do some legislating for a change.

And the Republican Party is losing its fucking mind over this they are just absolutely disgusted the John Cornyn actually legislated and they came up with a bill that has the mildest of gun reforms in it they lost their damn minds at the convention. They were literally screaming and howling and it was like watching one of these freaky churches around here where they talk in tongues and everybody pretends to have seizures and shit shit like that it was it was just sad oh my god but the but the best plank i have to tell you the best plank they put in there is for texas to secede from the union yeah can you imagine that one texas seceding from the union none of that military money you know none of that military money. None of that government money that keeps our state afloat.

Just Republican Valhalla. Just a bunch of fucking idiots running a little bitty ass country. Because that's what Texas will be. Once Texas becomes its own nation, it's not going to be the big state. It's going to be a little bitty ass country. It's going to be you know the big state it's going to be a little bitty ass country and it's going to be financially defunct and poor and these people are fucking idiots i mean just fucking idiots i just you know folks there's been 30 years of republican rule in Texas. That's over.

I live here. I am telling you all the stuff I'm telling you about. People have had it. They really have. You've got a few fucknuggets left that think this stuff is going to fly and it doesn't. Your average person is really, really tired of this shit they want a government

that functions they want a government that doesn't pass planks in its own damn you know parties platform that says legislating is a bad thing and and actually punishes people for doing their freaking job in government. Anyways, looking forward to next month's Democratic Convention platform that makes sense. Old Texas Paul out.

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