The Michael Knowles Show - AVOID These People At ALL COST: Michael REACTS To Black Friday Chaos!

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

Black Friday chaos is BACK — and it’s worse than ever! Michael Knowles reacts to the most unhinged Black Friday TikToks, from shopping cart brawls to grown adults fighting over flat screens. From the “doorbuster” stampedes to the people who camped out for deals that weren’t even good, this episode proves one thing: you can’t put a price on dignity (but you can lose it for 40% off). Watch to the end for the wildest clip yet — and find out which “deal” made Michael lose it. Which video shocked you most? Comment below! Once a year, every year, we give you our best deal of the year. And it’s happening right now. DailyWire+ memberships are 50% off. https://getdwplus.com/blackfridayMICHAELYT - - - Today's Sponsor: Hallow - Put your relationship with God first. Head over to https://hallow.com/knowles for three months free today! - - - Privacy Policy: https://www.dailywire.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Peaceful displays of goods being purchased. Black Friday is upon us. You know what that means? It's time for America to indulge in a disgusting bacchanal of decadence and materialism. Here we have a little bit of insight into some of the most typical displays. It's the holiday season and Santa Claus is coming. Oh, it's white on the ground When old Santa gets in it down He's coming down the chimney down Is this in the Middle East or does it just sound like it? Just waiting for an explosion

This is New York Yeah, okay, so I guess I was right. That was a glimpse at pre-Mamdani Stan. Proto-Mamdani Stan. Is that a drone flying? around? That's hell. That's hell is what that is. Which is, I guess, what New York's about to become. This reminds me of a homily, I once heard from a priest. It said, down in hell, there's a big banquet hall and all this great food on it. Everyone's seated around, but the forks are five feet long.

And so you get the steak or whatever, and you try to eat it, and you can't eat it because that your arm is too close to your face. You can't. And that's hell for eternity. He's trying to eat that. In heaven, you know what's so crazy about heaven? It's the same thing. You know the difference? In heaven, you get the stake, they feed it to the person across from the... That's the difference. And that, right there, is hell.

Next one. What are those boxes of them? I can't tell what the box. It looks like a box of seltzer or something. I don't think they would be... That's good. Just smack on a cute little kid right in the head. That's a good idea.

That's good. This really could be a big justification for Jeff Bezos. You know, I know conservatives have had a love, hate with Jeff Bezos. Jeff Bezos, he has saved us from this. Also kind of depressing because then we just sit and spend all of our money, just clicking buttons on our computer locked up in our little pods. But I guess it's better than beating up little kids to get a box of trash. Black Friday this year.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nose. There's no way that one's real. Other than the guy is damaging his own car for the video, but people do a lot of stupid stuff for videos. I think that one's fake. I'm calling shenanigans on that. Full flag on the field shenanigans.

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You know, one thing I'll say about that one, people seem to be having fun. No one's getting injured. People are laughing. It's like cheap towels. That's fine, though. I'm a sucker for a good deal. Yeah, it was $1.60 for a towel. I'd probably do the same. It was a buck's 60? You know what? You know what? I would have been right there in the middle of it. I would have been right there. And I would have been violent. None of those people were violent. I would have been ripping out people's hair. Just getting fuck 60 a towel? Can I? All right. Note to self. Go to the Walmart in. I don't know. I don't know where that was. Next one. This is depressing. This is depressing. Just a bunch. A bunch of animals.

grabbing at idiot boxes. I hate that it's over the TVs. Had this been over towels, I could have gotten into it. Maybe I shouldn't say. I've been very anti-TV lately, which is bad because I pay my mortgage by being on TVs and phones and computers and stuff. Oh no. No, no, this isn't music. No, I don't like this, David. No, that's enough. No, David, I don't like that. No, I hate that. No, let me waste my life. No, I'm going to waste my. I'm going to take your life. so that I can waste mine. Because also, something tells me those people are not listening to, you know, really nice, cultured, edifying material, such as the Michael Null's show.

They're watching slop, decadent, violent, lustful slop, if you had to ask me. Here we go. It's a woman in a burka. Beating each other up at the self-checkout. Maybe we need regular checkout again to keep the order. Beating each other up, punching each other in the head. Punching each other right in the head. Where is this? Where is this? They're wearing like tribal dress. What is this? I know it's Walmart.

I knew it wasn't Costco. Okay, it was something I'll notice. Costco and Walmart physically look exactly the same. I don't want to besmirch the honor of Walmart. You get a lot of that at Walmart. You don't get that at Costco. You know what you get at Costco? Buck 50 hot dogs and friendly people. open? We do it every year, part of the family tradition. Last year we lost our youngest daughter. Her head was stepped on and crushed, but in her memory, we're going to find a young girl and step on her head this year. If anyone thinks, they're going to beat me inside that mom and keep me from getting my kids' Christmas presents, they can kiss my fat vagina because I'm bringing the motherfucking pain. That compared to all of the videos, that one was moderate. That was

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