The Michael Knowles Show - Ep. 211 - Get Woke, Go Broke
Episode Date: September 4, 2018Hollywood writes America out of the moon landing, and Nike turns Colin Kaepernick into a real-life Al Bundy. Then, Steve Bannon is disinvited from the New Yorker conference, Democrats scrape the botto...m of the barrel for 2020, politicians politicize John McCain’s funeral. Finally, I explain Sarah Silverman’s own joke to her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hollywood writes America out of the moon landing. Nike turns Colin Kaepernick into real life Al Bundy.
And lefties learned the most important business lesson of the Trump era.
Get woke, go broke.
Then Steve Bannon is disinvited from the New Yorker conference.
Oh, no.
Democrats scrape the bottom of the barrel for 2020.
Politicians politicized John McCain's funeral.
And I explain Sarah Silverman's own joke to her.
I'm Michael Knowles and this is the Michael Knowles show.
You've probably noticed something really horrid.
I was so excited to get here today.
There is so much to talk about
that I forgot my Rachel Maddow glasses.
I can't find them.
I don't know where they are.
This obviously is the source of my power.
I can now no longer read Donald Trump's tax returns
and find out that he really paid taxes.
I can't spread fake news quite as easily as I once did.
So I don't know.
We're going to be flying by the seat of our pants today.
But hopefully they turn up and I get all of my powers back.
Before we get to a lot of news,
because we got a lot to talk about.
And the left is learning a wonderful lesson.
get woke, go broke, filling up my tumbler by the second.
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Okay, let's get into this today.
Now that we've got the cell phone squared away, we're mourning the loss of my Rachel Maddow glasses.
Let's mourn the loss of leftist companies money because they are learning this hard lesson.
Repeat after me.
Get woke, go broke.
the first guy that's learning about this
is the CEO of Nike right now
because you might have heard Ryan Gosling
angered half of the country over the weekend
by writing the American flag out of the moon landing
and defending that decision
so I think he thought
that he had the best way to offend Americans over the weekend
and then Nike turned to him and said Ryan, hold my Gatorade
because they decided to make the new face of Nike
the new image that they are going to put on all of their
advertising. Colin Kaepernick, the guy who
disrespects and protests the American flag, the symbol
of the country itself. The quote that they're using on this
stupid image of Kaepernick's head says, believe in something
even if it means sacrificing everything.
Here's how people are reacting. I'm going to enjoy. Hell,
I'm a buy some Adidas. Hmm.
You know how many other
sneakers there are to buy to choose from, you're going to go ahead, you're going to go ahead
and say, hey, buy them our shoes. We stand with people who kneel for the national anthem.
Well, sorry Nike. I've been buying you for the past 20 plus years. Not anymore.
For those of you who are just listening, I think you got the gist of it. You could probably hear
the little sweatshop produced shoes crackling in the background. But this guy's
burning his set of sneakers. And this is really hard for me because I don't know that I've ever
even considered wearing running shoes out in public. I'm not a big exercise guy, as you might
have discovered. But let me tell you something. If Nike produced penny loafers, they would have
lost one customer today, baby. They would be out of it. They don't make that, unfortunately.
But I still now, anytime I do buy athletic gear, not using Nike, I think this is true of half
the country. The statement is obviously ridiculous. This is belief.
in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. Conservatives get this wrong sometimes
because we, too, focus on the form and not just the, and not the content. So you can believe in
some, I mean, now believed in something. Stalin believed in something. Hitler believed in something.
All of the worst ideologues in history have believed in something. They've just believed in
bad things. David Duke believes in something, right? Lewis Farrakhan believes in something. So you believe
in something. But the question is, what are you believing?
And what Colin Kaepernick believes in is that he hates the United States.
He hates this country.
I want to spell this out.
I've been tweeting about this.
And the left doesn't seem to understand this.
Colin Kaepernick is protesting the United States itself, the country itself.
How do I deduce this?
Well, Colin Kaepernick is protesting the national anthem, which is the star-spangled banner,
which is the American flag, which is.
is a symbol of the country itself. The flag represents the country. The star spangled banner
represents the country. Now, people will say, well, he doesn't say he's protesting the flag.
That's not true, by the way. He does say that he's protesting the flag. He said, I will not stand
up for a flag of a country that oppresses black people or whatever the change du jour is.
So he actually does say that he's protesting the flag. But even if he didn't, even if he's, even if he stands
there, he's kneeling, he's not going to stand up for the American flag. And he says, I'm really protesting
mint chocolate chip ice cream.
No, you don't understand. I'm protesting
mint chocolate chip ice cream. You said, no, but no, you're not.
You might be saying that.
You might think that that's what you're protesting,
but you're not. Because what you are protesting,
in a demonstrable way, in a
verifiable way, I can look at the video,
you are protesting the Star-Spangled
banner, which is the flag,
which represents the country. That's what
he's doing. And this guy, I don't
think we should defend this guy at all.
Because some of the conservatives get this wrong, too.
They'll say, well, I defend,
I defend his right to protest.
Say, sure.
Like, sure, I don't know that anybody disagrees with that.
They'll say, the flag stands in part for the right to protest.
And therefore, I support his protest.
No, that, yeah, you're actually right.
The flag does in part stand for the right to protest.
That's why it's so idiotic to protest it.
Because it's a self-defeating protest.
If that is true, if the flag stands in part for the right to protest,
then you're protesting the right to protest.
then you're protesting the right to protest.
So what are you left with?
You're undercutting your own demonstration.
As Chesterton said, there's a thought that stops thought.
That's the only thought that ought to be stopped.
But beyond this, for the people who think that Colin Kaepernick is really just this high-minded, racial justice activist,
who's really seeing something that we're not all seeing.
Beyond the statistics, he's really seeing a de jure or de facto policy of discreetly.
discrimination against black people by the police department.
If that's really what's happening,
first of all, why isn't he protesting police departments?
Why is he protesting the flag?
But also, why does he make all of his other statements?
Why does he wear t-shirts of Fidel Castro?
Why does he make openly anti-American statements?
The left is trying to turn this guy into some civil rights hero.
That's not what he is.
He's what the communists would call a useful idiot.
Here's Colin Kaepernick, defending Fidel Castro.
So it's good to have an open mind about Fidel Castro.
Castro and his oppression.
I'm not talking about Cadele Castro and his oppression.
I'm talking about Malcolm X and that he's done for people.
No, I realize you're not talking about it because it's unconstable.
One thing that Cedro did do is that the highest literacy rate because they invest more in their
education system than they're doing our prison system, which we do not do here, even though
we're fully capable of doing that.
He also did something that we do not do here.
He broke up families.
He took over a country again without.
country without any, you know, justice and without any elections?
We do break up families here. That's what mass incarceration is.
That is the foundation of slavery, so our country has been based on that, as well as the genocide of Native Americans.
Are you equating the breaking up of Cuban families with people going to jail in the United States of America?
I'm equating the breaking up of families with breaking up families.
Wow.
Amazing.
That is amazing.
That is really amazing
because this guy's adult.
I mean, I'm not saying that he's the main issue here,
but he's a adult who is being used by seriously bad people
and defending seriously bad things like Fidel Castro.
None of what he said is true, by the way.
I've been to Cuba.
I don't think Colin Kaepernick has been to Cuba.
I've been to Cuba.
I've talked to the Cuban people.
The propaganda that comes out of the Castro slave regime
is that they have the greatest education system.
They have the greatest healthcare system.
It isn't true.
I was talking to a Cuban.
He said, there's the hospital.
There's the famous hospital in Havana.
I said, oh, so anybody can go in there and it's universal health care?
Said, yeah, anybody can go in there.
There won't be any medicine.
You can't get any surgery done, but you can go in.
Yeah, everybody can go in.
And when you do go in, you've got to bring your own toilet paper.
You've got to bring your own tools.
You've got to bring your own instruments.
And really what happens is people just purchase health care on the black market there.
it's slavery. He says
the Castro's don't break up families.
They're not. We, by imprisoning our
criminals, we're a slave country. Fidel
Castro imprisoned a whole nation. A whole
country for decade upon decade. This is
the kind of stuff Colin Kaepernick stands up for. This has nothing
to do with police brutality in the United States. This has everything to do
with his
actually communist idiocy.
His actual defense,
demonstrable, verifiable,
there it is. I'm not creating something
out of thin air. Defending
communist thugs. This is an anti-American
ideology, and it's an anti-American
ideology that fuels that protest.
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So that's Colin Kaepernick.
The issue here, though, isn't just Colin Kaepernick, because some guy, you know, some guy who is at the end of his football career and now has to become a shoe salesman, that's the real life story of Al Bundy, as many people on the internet were pointing out.
This is also terrible business.
So I woke up this morning.
This was trending all day yesterday. Nike.
Hashtag just do it.
Hashtag boycott Nike.
So this isn't good.
I've noticed that when the left, when the left takes over businesses,
Those businesses go down.
Their profit margins shrink and they start to lose money.
This is exactly what happened.
By the time I woke up this morning, Nike was down $4 billion in market capitalization.
This is all because of Colin Kaepernick.
And it's been fluctuating all day between $3 and $4 billion.
They're down.
This is not just a regular fluctuation in their trading.
This is a direct response to Kaepernick, and it is a significant drop of 3% in the value of their company.
This is true across businesses.
I really don't understand why the left keeps doubling down on this, or rather why businesses
keep doubling down on the left. It is costing the money left and right. And this tells us
something about our politics. You're going to hear Democrats and critics of the administration
harping on the generic ballot. Oh no, the generic ballot looks really bad for the midterms.
Oh, no, the generic ballot looks really bad for 2020. The numbers that we're seeing coming out
of Nike, the numbers that we're seeing coming out of other businesses who embrace the left
are telling us a lot more than the generic opinion polls from political analysts are telling us a lot more.
And, well, we can see it with this Ryan Gosling movie, The First Man, directed by Damien Chazil.
Is that how you pronounce his name?
Damien Chazel, I don't know.
He's the guy who did La La Land.
And now they've done this movie called The First Man, which is about the moon landing.
And in the moment where Neil Armstrong touches down, they cut out the planting of the American flag in the moon.
Ryan Gosling gave his explanation of this.
He said, quote,
I think this was widely regarded in the end as a human achievement,
and that's how we chose to view it.
I also think Neil was extremely humble,
as were many of these astronauts.
And time and time again,
he deferred the focus from himself
to the 400,000 people who made the mission possible.
So Ryan Gosling here, speaking for Neil Armstrong,
who most certainly would have called himself an American
and was a proud American,
Buzz Aldrin is ripping this,
movie for not
showing the American flag,
ripping this political talking point.
But it's, I think I've actually
figured out why Ryan Gosling
is spouting the sort of stupidity.
This was in a little watched aspect
of a Jimmy Kimmel interview.
That's why nobody watched it, obviously,
because it was part of a Jimmy Kimmel interview.
But here, Ryan Gosling explains
the only plausible explanation
for his defense of not including the flag.
But it's this thing that kind of sends you
like, you know,
ass over tea kettle for like, you know, like they would only do it for maybe 20 minutes at a time or something,
but in the movie because we had to get a lot of shots. I was in it for like six to eight hours.
For real, were they going?
Yeah, so I started to sort of smell a rat up here, you know.
What do you mean?
Well, like, that I was, something was wrong.
Like, I was that and getting banged around in the capsules and hitting my head that something might be wrong.
What was wrong?
Well, I knew something was wrong when I called.
I went home one night and I called Ava and I was just hell-bent on this idea that there were people in donut stores all around the world, you know, trying to charm their way into getting free donuts.
And what did Ava say to that?
She was, she was so patient and listening and, you know, and then she was saying, you know, I think you might have, you know, drain damage.
And I was like, no.
No, there's donut charmers everywhere, and it's a problem, and no one's doing anything about it.
This really happened.
Yeah, and she was like, I've been saying you have drain damage as a joke, but I think you might have brain damage.
You know, you should go to the hospital.
Did you go to the hospital?
Yes.
You did.
Yeah.
And what they say?
That I had minor concussion.
That explains it.
That's the only way to explain this defense.
And all of that is to say, I don't.
really care what actors think, generally speaking. It doesn't really matter to me. If Ryan Gosling
thinks that this wasn't an American achievement, who cares? What matters is that the movie
lies about history, it revises history, and it says this wasn't an American achievement. This is
a human achievement. And Jeremy Boring, the God King, and, you know, the sports correspondent from
our sister network, Daily Wire 2, he wrote a great piece about this over the weekend, where he
explained that, sure, it's a human achievement, America is the human achievement.
All of the great achievements of the last 200 years have come from the United States.
They've come from the United States because the United States itself is a magnificent human achievement,
an achievement of freedom of the body politic, of the way that free markets and free ideas and free thought
and the Anglo-American inheritance of free politics has allowed unbelievable developments in science,
even art, even the art that Ryan Gosling is allowed to take part in.
That's certainly true.
It's a human achievement, but it's a human achievement done by particular humans in a particular time by a particular country, and that's America.
They want to wash over that.
But when you abstract beyond what actually happened, when you try to create this generic abstraction, you lose all of the things that actually happened.
And the issue here is the audience.
Because actors, I say this.
I've acted before.
I've, you know, in indie movies and plays and things like that.
I say this in all humility.
Actors are often not the brightest people in the world.
My old acting teacher, one of the great acting teachers,
he's been around for 70 years probably at this point teaching.
He would say that actors have to become gullible fools.
You have to become a gullible fool.
That's not a knock on actors.
It's because you need to be so receptive to imaginary circumstances
and live truthfully in imaginary circumstances.
So we don't expect our actors to be able to lecture on aspects
of history or philosophy or whatever, the classic image you have is of the sort of dumb actor.
There were plenty of smart actors, by the way.
I know a lot of them out here.
I won't name them.
James Woods is so out there on Twitter.
He's very smart.
I mean, he went to MIT, I think.
I won't name the other smart actors I know because they'll probably lose their careers
by virtue of having any association with me.
But James Woods has already lost his agent, so that's fine.
But the trouble here is the audience, because about half the country is going to eat this up.
about half the country believes what Ryan Gosling is saying right now.
And look, fortunately, probably half the country doesn't believe that, which is why I can't imagine
this movie is going to do very well.
It's certainly not going to hit its expectations.
There are going to be a lot of people so turned off by this that go broke is almost certainly
going to affect them as well.
But even then, what if their thought is?
Because one of the explanations for this is that they want to be able to sell it overseas.
They don't want to offend the foreign markets by making this about planting an American flag,
and so they're not going to put it in there.
That is a good argument for nationalism.
If we are so dislodged from our bonds of loyalty to our own country, this wonderful country of
ours, the greatest country in the history of the world, the most prosperous, the most generous,
the most charitable country in the history of the world, if we're so divorced from our bonds
of loyalty to that country because we want to make a buck in China, that is a good argument
for nationalism.
That's actually an argument against unfettered free trade.
That is, I mean, there is something really that's lost by this.
We're going to be talking to the political philosopher, Yoram Hazzoni, I believe, next week, about his new book, The Virtues of Nationalism.
But this is a good argument for that.
We saw this in 2006 with that Superman movie when they replaced truth, justice in the American way with truth, justice, and all that other stuff.
That's so horribly offensive.
But it's going to affect this movie.
Mark my words.
Get woke, go broke.
This has happened for every company that's touched it.
Facebook and Twitter, for the first time ever this year, Facebook saw a decline in its daily
usership.
For the first time Twitter saw a massive decline in its monthly usership.
Why is that?
All of those numbers coincided with the mass censorship and denigration of conservatives, suppression
of conservative ideas on those platforms.
When you start picking aside, when you start alienating half of the country, you're going to
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Other places that have learned to get woke go broke are the NFL.
The NFL's ratings were down, 8%.
in 2016. In 2017, they were down an additional 10%.
I wonder why. Gee, I wonder why. This corresponds exactly
to the timing of the Colin Kaepernick protest. And Nike apparently
saw that and they said, wow, the NFL has managed to turn off virtually all of their
audience by promoting this guy. We should get him to be our spokesman. Oh, that's a great.
We're making too much money. We've got to start hemorrhaging money. How about the Oscars?
When the Oscars became this political left-wing gab fest, last year,
the Oscars ratings were down 19%. There were, oh, that's a year, we're,
down 19% over the previous year, which was a nine-year low. How about CNN's ratings? Good. Is anybody
watching CNN? No. CNN is down 25% now year over year in prime time. And you got to remember,
they're on in every airport in the world. If you took out the airports, I think they would have
negative ratings. I don't know how that works technically, but I think there would be fewer
than zero people watching them. This even affects Marvel comic books. DC finally overtook
Marvel comic books in sales.
This was largely attributed by analysts to Marvel taking a turn for the social justice warriors.
This is a really bad idea.
And it has a lot to do with our politics as well.
We can learn a lot when these lefties are going to be telling you, look at the polls.
It's awful for Republicans.
Don't stay home.
To stay home Republicans, you're going to lose.
Trump's bad.
It's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Look at the real polls, which are all of those numbers.
Because those polls are very reactive.
They're very reactive to markets and to real people.
people. It's still socially unacceptable in many quarters to say that you support Donald Trump.
It's unacceptable in many workplaces, certainly on the campuses in a lot of aspects of our society.
So people are just not going to say it. But I'm telling you, this guy has not lost votes.
He's only gained votes. And you're seeing this reflected in markets, and you're seeing it in our
politics. So today we had an early hearing for Brett Kavanaugh to be confirmed to the Supreme
Court. Look at how the Democrats behave themselves. Here's Chuck R.
the Republican trying to hold these confirmation hearings.
Good morning. I welcome everyone to this confirmation hearing on the nomination of Judge Brett
Kavanaugh. Mr. Chairman.
To serve as Associate Justice. Mr. Chairman, I'd like to be recognized for a question before we
proceed.
Regular word. Mr. Chairman, I'd like to be recognized to ask a question before we proceed.
The committee received just last night less than 15 hours ago,
42,000 pages of documents that we have not had an opportunity to review or read or analyze.
You're out of order.
I'll proceed.
We cannot possibly move forward, Mr. Chairman.
I extend a very warm welcome.
We have not been given an opportunity to have a meaningful hearing on the nominee.
There are two daughters.
Mr. Chairman, I agree with my colleague Senator Harris.
Mr. Chairman, we received 42,000 documents that we haven't been able to.
else joining us today. And we believe this hearing should be postponed. I know this is an exciting day
for all of you here. And you're rightly proud of the judge. If we cannot be recognized, I move to adjourn.
The American people, Mr. Chairman, I move to adjourn.
Directly from Judge Kevin Long later this afternoon.
Mr. Chairman, I move to adjourn.
Mr. Chairman.
Petulant little children. Chuck Grassley,
handled himself so well here by not even acknowledging their childish outbursts, their
neuralgic little outbursts here. It says a lot about this party. They have no political
recourse to this nomination because the American people voted them out resoundingly, in large
part because of these Supreme Court seats. They have nothing to offer. They have no points to say,
and so they're going to interrupt. They have no respect for rules. They have no respect for decorum.
and they're just going to say,
but I don't like it.
I'm going to
tell you,
but you said,
listen, you have to conduct yourself
like an adult.
If you're not going to conduct yourself
like an adult,
you're going to be ignored.
All of them.
Mr. Chairman, I moved to adjourn.
Well, all right,
you can move whatever you want.
Go move right on out of this place, man,
because we're going to confirm Brett Kavanaugh.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
They've got nothing.
And this is what they're going to run on.
I mean, the reason they did this today
is because they want to get good footage
for their TV commercials
in when they're in their
elections and Kamala Harris, who started all of that off, wants to get good footage for her
presidential commercials. This is not going to play well. This doesn't look good. People don't
really like this. It's sort of like the psychology of lines. People don't mind how long a line is
until people start breaking the rules and then everybody gets very anxious. It's the same thing
with politics. People don't mind when they're out of power. As long as they, as everyone's playing
by the rules because they know there's a way for them to get back in power.
But when they start breaking the rules like this, when they start trying to undercut the rules,
shouting over people, having no sense of decorum, it's chaos.
People hate that.
People on the left and the right will hate that.
Voters will not like that.
So good, I hope you air this all over television.
I hope you got your clips today, guys, because it really doesn't look good.
Speaking of being petulant little children, Steve Bannon was invited to headline the New Yorker conference.
You know that magazine that nobody's read for 30 years, the one with the cartoons that nobody understands?
the cartoons that are just dry to the point of not being a joke.
So he was invited to headline this conference.
And then there was this massive pushback by Judd Apatow and Patton Oswald.
You know, the great minds of our generation, Judd Apatown, Patton Oswald.
They both said, we're going to pull out of this if Steve Bannon is invited to come.
And you know, I'm going to pull out of it too.
I wasn't invited, but I'm going to pull out of it too.
They're going to pull out like petulant children.
I think when finally the editor of the New Yorker said,
okay, we're going to disinvite him now, okay?
And then they all said, oh, good.
And they said, I'm so relieved.
I'm so relieved.
And of course they're relieved.
Heaven forfend, you hear a political opinion that you disagree with.
Heaven forfend.
Because what they're saying about Steve Bannon is that he's a Nazi.
And look, I don't know Steve Bannon.
I've never met Steve Bannon.
Some of my friends really don't like Steve Bannon.
I'm more than willing to take their word for it on him,
is interpersonal relationships.
The guy's not a Nazi. There's no
evidence that he's a Nazi. There's no evidence
of that. But they just throw that around. And they call
Steve Bannon a Nazi and they call everybody else a Nazi.
They call him an Orthodox Jewish Nazi.
They bandy this about. Look, Steve Bannon,
there are many criticisms that
one can make of Steve Bannon, like for instance, how he
lost us a Republican seat in Alabama. How do you do that?
But this guy is very important. He was very important
in the 2016 election. He was
a chief advisor to the president.
This guy could shed a lot of light on this moment in politics.
He is a perfect guest to headline a conference that's about ideas.
But they don't care about ideas.
They want to shut out any idea that they disagree with.
They would be horrified.
They'll start shaking and crying if they hear an idea that they disagree with.
Malcolm Gladwell, the guy who wrote those books like Blink, what was the outliers,
he wrote these very popular books.
He tweeted about this.
He said, quote, huh, call me old-fashioned, but I would have thought that the point of a festival
of ideas was to expose the audience to ideas. If you only invite your friends over, it's called
a dinner party. This is a very good point. And they're all, everyone is coming and they're now
piling on Malcolm Gladwell. This is a good point. It's okay. Ideas that you disagree with
won't hurt you. By the way, even they say, well, it's racism and that's different. It's actually
not really different. You should, you should read ideas that are that bad. You should read
ideas that are, that you really, really, really disagree with. That you really, really, really disagree with.
It's important to do that.
The only reason that you wouldn't expose yourself to those ideas
is because you're not confident in your own ideas.
Because you're afraid that you'll become a Nazi
if you read a book by a Nazi.
No.
If you're confident in your own ideas
and you'll see why the Nazi was wrong
and it will shed light on how the Nazi thinks.
But they don't care about any of that.
Chelsea Clinton tweeted I just a quote,
for anyone who wonders what normalization of bigotry looks like,
please look no further than Steve Bannon
being invited by the economist and the New York
or to their respective events in New York a few weeks.
apart. Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Bill Clinton, who recently sat on stage on a dais at Aretha
Franklin's funeral with Lewis Farrakhan who regularly talks about how we've got to get rid of all those
satanic Jews, who regularly invades against the Jews, the head of the nation of Islam. What about
that bigotry? She didn't tweet about that when her father was doing that, did she? Talk about hate. They talk about
hate, hate, hate, the Democrats are always projecting, and so they're always projecting their own feelings
onto someone else. They're saying, Bannon is hateful. He's hateful. And that's why we got to get him out and he can't speak
anywhere. He's hate. Who's the hateful one here? Seems like, and there's a little irony here. Seems like
you might be the hateful one here. But it's that politics that is so, so despicable. It's so disgusting.
People don't like it. There are a lot of people who legitimately are liberals who were on the left, who
voted for a lot of Democrats, who won't vote for it now, who won't vote for Democrats now, because they
don't like that. We don't like this chaos.
We like a little bit of order.
We like a little bit of reason.
We like facts and facts don't care about your feelings.
I mean, this is true of liberals, too.
And those are the polls that matter.
I mean, these are the things that matter in this election.
We're told Trump is never, ever going to win.
He can't win.
Republicans are going to get totally blown out of the world.
They're going to lose the Senate.
Look at the polls that matter, though.
Look at what the left is doing.
What votes have the Republicans lost?
What votes did they have in 2016 that they've lost in 2018?
I don't see a whole lot.
And the news keeps getting better.
We've got to go pretty soon.
But the news just keeps getting better right now.
Another news report out today, manufacturing index is at a 14-year high.
It's at a 14-year high.
We've got illegal aliens are getting off of welfare in huge numbers.
It's down 20% in certain states, 600,000 people off of the dole because of President Trump
actually enforcing immigration law.
Things are going very well.
And the economy is going very well.
Consumer confidence in an all-year high, an all-time high.
manufacturing it, this 14 year high. This is
really good stuff.
14, 18 year highs, really good
stuff. And it's what really makes me
not believe the polls. And it's what really makes me
not believe the new book by Bob
Woodward. There's a new book out by Bob Woodward
which is saying that all of Trump's staff says he's
crazy and he's an idiot and he's a lunatic
and he doesn't know what he's doing and it's just
chaos at the White House. Okay,
I kind of like Bob Woodward. He's a good
journalist. But
what am I going to believe? Am I going to believe
what I see happening in the country and the world around me, or am I going to read the gossip from
ex-staffers that talk to Bob Woodward? What am I going to believe? Because all I know is that
manufacturing is at a 14-year-high, consumer confidence, 18-year high, unemployment is in some sectors
all-time lows, as stock markets at all-time highs. What am I supposed to conclude from that?
If chaos is what leads to that, bring on the chaos. If crazy tweets is what leads to that.
on the crazy tweets. Bring it on, man, because we all love
the gossip and Ivanka said this and John Kelly said this
and he said this. Okay, who cares? I don't care about any of that.
I care about what's happening in the country and the world and what's happening is very good stuff.
And that's what the American people care about. That's why poll after poll show they don't care about the Russian investigation.
They don't care about Bob Mueller. They don't care about what's happening in their country.
Economically, politically, politically and culturally, but they care about what's happening in their
country that they can see. And what we're
seeing is good stuff. So we've got to get to what this means for the elections. We got
two decrepit old Democrats who are declaring or all but declaring that they're going to run for
office. Before we do that, I got to say goodbye to Facebook and YouTube. I'm sorry, I don't want to
do it, but I have to. We still have a lot to get to. I want to talk about John McCain's funeral,
politicians politicizing the funeral. I also want to explain Sarah Silverman's joke to her
because she doesn't seem to understand it. She tweeted it me that she doesn't seem to understand
it. So I'll explain it to her. Before all that, though, you're going to want to get the leftist
Towers Tumblr before Nike's stock falls even more because then you're not going to be able to
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dailywire.com. Just do it. We'll be right back. So what does this mean for politics? We see the
left imploding. We see companies that embrace the left imploding. We see companies that embrace the left imploding.
see all of the economic and political indicators in the country going up and up and up and up for
Republicans. So what does this mean? It means. And I don't want to say, I don't want to jinx this
by even saying it out loud. It means that in 2020, the Democrat nominee might be, it might be
John Kerry. Okay, I'll say it. I hope I didn't just jinx it for comment, because John Kerry
has suggested as much as he might run for comment. We turn now to former Secretary of
state, John Kerry.
Snooze and dream.
Dream and snooze.
The pleasures are unlimited.
Well, I hope if he's elected president
that he'll just snooze and dream and dream and snooze.
There he is.
John Kerry, Howell the Third.
Ah, Monkey, Teresa, Riri, bring me my Shabbly, Ree.
John Kerry might actually run for president.
He was asked about this in an interview,
and he said, well, well, monkey,
I'm not thinking about 2020 right now.
I'm just thinking about electing people in 2018.
which is what people say when they're running in 2020.
It does seem that he's very interested in it.
He's said before that he got close enough that he should run again.
He didn't get close enough, by the way.
George W. Bush decisively won his election against John Kerry,
but that is neither here nor there.
If only he runs.
President Trump says the same thing.
He tweeted out, oh, I should only be so lucky to run against John Kerry.
John Kerry is the most out-of-touch candidate,
second only perhaps to the other woman who has not.
Now certainly going to run for president.
Elizabeth Lyawatha Warren.
Elizabeth Warren, the way we know that she's running for president now is she's sending
out this PR Blitz.
In just the last week, you might have seen this.
The Boston Globe ran a headline, quote,
ethnicity, not a factor in Elizabeth Warren's rise in law.
First of all, why is that news?
And second of all, that isn't true.
We know that it was because she put it on her application, and we know that Native Americans
have an advantage in hiring.
They have an ethnic advantage in hiring
because of affirmative action policy.
So that just isn't true.
Other stories have been planted, too.
It wasn't a factor.
It wasn't a factor.
But it was a factor.
And this woman is so unlikable.
She's so shrill and unlikable.
But the reason that that's going to dog her,
the reason I think that's a fatal blow
to her candidacy for president,
is it just shows how utterly inauthentic she is.
It shows what a total fraud she is.
When you look at Liz Warren,
She is the whitest woman to ever walk the face of the earth.
She is whiter than Thurston Howell of the Third John Kerry.
I mean, she is so, and she cynically played on affirmative action.
And she's cynically playing on policies that she supports.
So there's even the fraud and the inauthenticity of the support for those policies
because she gained the system to get an advantage the minute she could.
You know, it's all words, words, words, talk, talk with her.
And it's so divorced from reality.
So, I mean, if those are the two candidates, I hope so.
If we get Kamala Harris, great, you know, just shouting down like a deranged maniac,
shouting down Chuck Grassley in what's supposed to be an orderly Senate hearing.
I hope so.
Corey Booker can't control any of his emotions.
Corey Booker, tears of rage totally off the deep end.
This is why you'll hear the left and the anti-Trump right, they'll say, but the generic ballot.
We're really down on the generic ballot.
There is no generic candidate.
There's no generic race for president.
The closest we came was Mitt Romney,
and they even managed to turn him
into some monstrous, vicious, dog-abusing,
gay boy, hair-cutting criminal, I don't know.
There is no generic candidate.
It's only people.
You only run against people.
Sometimes the anti-Trump right will say,
well, Trump didn't win the election.
Hillary lost the election.
Sure.
Hillary lost, and therefore Trump won.
And Trump won, and therefore Hillary lost.
You run against real people.
presidential elections are not abstractions.
They're not a theory.
They happen in real time with real people.
So the question is right now.
And look, the 2020 nominee
for the Democrats could be someone that we haven't heard
from yet. Probably will be someone
we haven't heard from yet. But if it's the people we have
heard from, who's going to beat Donald Trump?
John Kerry.
Is John Kerry?
Teresa, I really want to beat
Donnie. I have to beat him. I'm down
in the polls, Ree. Is he really going to
beat Donald Trump? How about Joe Biden?
This guy, this creepy guy who's on video, undeniably on video is creeping on all these young
girls smelling their hair.
Is that guy going to do it?
A guy who was run out of the presidential race 30 years ago because he's a plagiarist?
Is that guy going to beat him?
Joe Biden is the least sincere person in America.
He plays an authentic guy on TV, but he isn't one.
Is that guy really going to win a contest of authenticity with Donald Trump?
How about Kamala Harris?
Is she going to beat him?
How about Liz Warren, Laiwatha, Fokohantas?
Is she going to beat him?
How about Cory Bollah?
Booker weeping tears of rage as Donald Trump gobbles up his leftist tears.
Is he going to, who's going to beat him?
Where is he that?
These are all particular races.
Nothing is generic.
If we were in generic times, we wouldn't have Donald Trump as the president.
We're in real particular times.
I've got to go pretty soon.
So I do want to say a few words about John McCain's funeral because that was wall-to-wall
coverage for the last few days.
The issue with this funeral, I'll give some personal thoughts on this.
The issue is, in 20 years, everyone's going to feel foolish about this funeral.
That's the really sad part.
Because John McCain made great sacrifices.
He served his country.
And his funeral was made small by politicians.
Here's Barack Obama using John McCain's funeral to swipe at Trump.
John believed in honest argument and hearing other views.
He understood that if we get in the habit of bending the truth to suit political experiments,
or party orthodoxy, our democracy will not work.
That's why he was willing to buck his own party at times,
occasionally work across the aisle on campaign finance reform and immigration reform.
That's why he championed a free and independent press as vital to our democratic debate.
And the fact that it earned him some good coverage didn't hurt either.
You see, look at what he's focusing on.
Immigration reform.
The press.
See, that's why McCain is good because he didn't want to enforce immigration law
and he wanted to change immigration law to allow more people to come in and to give amnesty to illegal aliens here.
And because he was really, he really liked the press.
Notice that.
He's using all of these swipes at Donald Trump.
The reason John McCain was good to Barack Obama is because he would go against his own party.
You know, the Republican Party, that wicked party that's in office right now.
and he actually kind of shows his hand,
which is that it got him good headlines.
That is true. It did get him good headlines by the press,
which is the communications wing of the Democrat Party.
Barack Obama goes on.
John understood, as JFK understood, as Ronald Reagan understood,
that part of what makes our country great
is that our membership is based not on our bloodline,
Not on what we look like, what our last names are.
It's not based on where our parents or grandparents came from
or how recently they arrived, but on adherence to a common creed.
Or how recently they arrived.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Looking at you, Donald.
Hmm.
It's so shallow.
And now I want to play Megan McCain's clip because it is being played all over the world.
This was the defining moment of the funeral.
I don't, I give Megan McCain a pass because her father died, so I'll preface it with that.
But I do want to talk about what she said because people can learn some lessons from it.
Here's Megan McCain.
We gather here to mourn the passing of American greatness.
The real thing, not cheap rhetoric from men who will never come near the sacrifice he gave so willingly,
nor the opportunistic appropriation of those who live lives of comfort and privilege.
while he suffered and served.
The America of John McCain is generous and welcoming and bold.
She is resourceful and confident and secure.
She meets her responsibilities.
She speaks quietly because she is strong.
America does not boast because she has no need to.
The America of John McCain has no need to be made great again because America was always great.
There is the line.
There is the line.
this whole final invaying against Donald Trump.
The reason this was a bad idea, and again, I give Megan a pass because her father died,
but I speak a little bit from experience, having eulogized a parent myself,
the feelings in that moment are so intense, the apparent crisis, the urgency, the shock.
even, you know, and obviously people knew that John McCain was going to die, but when it actually happens, the shock is so intense that it distorts your perspective.
And it distorts your perspective of the significance of the moment and the importance of outside circumstances to the moment and all of those things.
And you really have to be careful because you don't want to let the craziness of the moment, the shock.
the hurt, the pain of the moment
cause you to say things that are a little off tone
because John McCain's life is bigger than one presidency.
I hope it's bigger than one presidency.
I hope John McCain's life doesn't just boil down
to a guy who was elected president in 2016.
I think it has more to it than that.
But by politicizing this funeral,
it shrinks the life of John McCain
and it politicizes it into a moment that won't really matter
because the fact is we were told time and again
that if Donald Trump were elected, the sky would fall, and it didn't fall. He's been a good president.
The country has thrived under his leadership. Will it be a historic presidency? Perhaps it will,
or perhaps it won't be. Perhaps there will be a bigger presidency that comes afterward.
And the circumstances of the daily politics are not going to matter when we think about the life of
John McCain. But when we look back at the funeral of John McCain, it's going to be all about
Trump, and that's a very strange thing. I say this with great compassion for Megan McCain. I know what
it feels like, but I think
we can all take something from that,
which is that this guy's life,
John McCain's life, is bigger
than the president, than the current president.
It's bigger than that. It should be bigger than that.
We should remember him
for things that
don't have to do with daily politics.
Before we go, I just have to make fun of Sarah Silverman.
Sarah Silverman, I've been tweeting with her all
morning because she doesn't understand her own joke.
Here is Sarah Silverman's promo for her show. I love you America.
I will send you to hell, free
If you murder, steal, do guy on guy but sex.
Wait, what?
What?
What?
That's true?
You really put people in hell for eternity if they put their penis in anus.
Mm-hmm.
Are you serious? I cannot believe.
Sarah, take a chill pill. I'm kidding. I created gay people.
Oh, few.
Few.
Ah, you got me.
You're a real son of a gun, God.
Call me Allah.
Okay, Allah.
Oh, Allah.
Well, hey everyone frantically typing emails about how I'm once again disrespecting the Christian God.
Guess what, motherfucker?
So I tweeted to Sarah Silverman.
I said, wow, that was really funny.
Now do it for Muslims.
Now do that joke for Muslims.
And she responded.
Sarah said, ha, you didn't watch the clip because at the end, I'm really true.
talking to Allah. Ha ha ha ha ha. I said, right, right. So I'd like to explain Sarah Silverman's joke to her.
There are two parts of this joke. The first part opens up and you're talking to God. You're not
talking to Allah. You're talking to God. Hey God. And you're right. And you're talking about the moral
law. And he says, don't kill, don't steal and don't commit sodomy. And you say, what? That's crazy.
And then he's like, yeah, I was just kidding about that one. Ha ha ha. Right. So that's the first joke.
That's a joke about Christianity. Then it turns at the end and he says, and my name's
Allah, right? And the second part of that joke is a joke that ostensibly you were always making a joke
about the Muslim God and therefore the Christian mother effers who are frantically typing emails
should stuff it. There are two jokes. One is about the moral law to God that you're talking to.
And the second part is a joke, the object of which is the Christian people who are offended by your
first joke. And you say, ha ha, jokes on you, mother effers. I was really talking about the God of Islam.
But you weren't really talking about the God of Islam. That's the
that's the turn of the joke. Okay. So the object of that joke are Christians, right? My challenge to
Sarah Silverman is now do a joke where the object of ridicule is Muslims. Do that one. The guys at
Charlie Hebdo did that. Danish cartoonists did that. And they paid with their lives. So you won't do
that, will you? And she actually responded. She admitted this. She said, yes, you're right. The object of
ridicule here is the Christians. And the reason I'm doing that is because America is a Christian
country. It's mostly Christian, and so I punch up, I don't punch down. Christians are the most
persecuted religious group in the entire world. This is not, don't take my word for it, a study and study
from various centers, including Pew Research and University of Notre Dame, have shown this. It's the
most persecuted religious group in the world. They're beheaded in Libya. They are crucified in Syria.
They are mutilated in Indonesia. They are the most persecuted religious group in the world.
Most of that persecution, a lot of that persecution, comes at the hands of Muslim terrorists.
So what is punching up really mean? What is punching them? Let's see if she has the guts to do a joke, the object of which is Muslims.
I don't think she will, which is why it's, wow, wow, typical boring comedy. Does she know that Michelle Wolf got canceled?
By the way, did she? Someone should tell her before Sarah Silverman gets a rude awakening.
Okay, that's our show for today. We got a lot more coming up. So be sure to tune back in tomorrow.
Man, that long weekend really messes you up.
There's too much to cover.
Plus, we're going to have some good guests coming up, too.
So in the meantime, I'm Michael Knowles.
This is the Michael Knowles Show.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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