The Michael Knowles Show - Ep. 219 - Below The Belt
Episode Date: September 19, 2018Stormy Daniels continues to epitomize grace and class as she compares President Trump’s genitals to cartoon fungus, CNN dedicates a segment to Donald Trump Jr.—not the President’s son—and Hill...ary Clinton says we should believe accusers. Then, the Blaze’s Stu Burguiere drops by to talk about the news and why it matters. Finally, the meaning of life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Stormy Daniels continues to epitomize grace and class as she compares President Trump's genitals to cartoon fungus.
CNN dedicates a segment to Donald Trump Jr. I'm not talking about the president's son.
And Hillary Clinton says we need to give women accusers the benefit of the doubt.
I kid you not. Then the blazes Stu Bergier drops by to talk about the news and why it matters.
Finally, the meaning of life. All that and more. I'm Michael Knowles and this is the Michael Knowles show.
Buckle up. We're going below the belt today.
it is going to be a saucy, saucy show.
So the Brett Kavanaugh update.
You know, Brett Kavanaugh, the absolutely unimpeachable,
you know, without blemish Supreme Court nominee.
So they've made up some crazy stuff about him
and they're trying to portray him as a rapist or something.
To catch you up on this,
the accusation came from Christine Blasey Ford,
who says that 36 years ago,
or somewhere thereabouts,
when they were drunk teenagers,
Kavanaugh tried to get her shirt off at a party.
And she doesn't remember where the party was or how it came together or exactly who was there.
And she's changed her story since she first mentioned it for the first time ever six years ago,
30 years after it allegedly happened.
And the other person who says that she was in the room,
or the other person who she says was in the room calls the accusations absolutely nuts.
Then another person who she says was at the party, a guy named, what's his name,
PJ, Patrick Smith or Smyth, he says that he was not at the party.
She then said she would testify before a congressional hearing, and now she says she won't do it.
Christine Blasey, more like Christine Blase for it, if you ask me, am I right?
Because she won't do it.
She isn't going to show up now.
Surprise, surprise.
I wonder why.
I wonder why, because the accusation is not credible.
Regardless of what happened or didn't happen, it really now looks like nothing like what she's describing happened.
now one person came out on Twitter and said that she was there and she knows about this
and she was at the high school at the time and that he's guilty as sin.
This tweet from this person said, I graduated from Holton Arms and knew both Brett Kavanaugh
and Mark Judge.
Christine Blasey Ford was a year or so behind me.
I remember her.
I signed the letter in support of her.
The incident was spoken about for days afterwards in school.
Kavanaugh should stop lying, own up to it and apologize.
eyes. And then so people that were running with this, the media were running and tweeting and
yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, and then she deleted it. She deleted the tweet. And then, and then we now
have the latest from, this is also being reported on Twitter. She said, yeah, I wasn't there. I don't,
no, please don't contact me. I don't want to testify. So nobody wants to testify to this because,
hmm, wonder why, wonder why. And the Democrats are dragging it out and out and out. So before we get
into how all the politicals are reacting
to this. I just want to show you
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And speaking of, a perfect segue,
here is CNN.
CNN dedicated an entire segment
to the most pressing news of the day.
She writes that her first sighting of Donald Trump in 2006 in his hotel suite in Lake Tahoe was shocking.
Trump came swooping in wearing black silk pajamas and slippers, she writes.
What are you doing? I yelled. Go put some effing clothes on.
She writes that he changed and they both joked about his hair.
I pointed to his hair, what's going on with this?
I know, he said with a smile. It's ridiculous.
She says the two talked about family.
What would your wife think of you being here with me, Stormy writes?
Oh, don't worry about that.
said, it's not a big deal. And anyway, we have separate bedrooms. She writes, Trump then brought out
a picture of Melania holding their son Baron, who was just four months old at the time. And when
Daniels came out of the bathroom, she claims Trump was lying on the bed in his underwear. They
had sex. She then describes his genitalia in great detail. His penis is distinctive in a certain
way, she writes. I'm going to cut it there. I'm going to cut it there. I'm going to spare you
the rest of this. I don't think I need to subject my audience to the rest of this. This went on
for four minutes. That might not sound like a lot when you think about podcasts or whatever.
Four minutes is an eternity on cable news. You know, I go on Fox and Friends about once a week.
Usually these hits are like two minutes, maybe. If they give you four minutes, that is a lot of time.
And they spent four minutes talking about how distinctive it is in a certain way. And Stormy said
isn't.
Oh,
ooh,
ooh,
CNN,
facts first.
I'm a banana.
Yeah,
they are.
It's all bananas
on CNN.
That's all
CNN wants to
talk about.
Remember the
Apple and Banana
ad?
A lot of
bananas.
And it is
bananas.
I mean,
this is so,
the next time
that they're lecturing
you,
we need,
we have serious
journalists.
Every journalist
at CNN,
because there are a
couple,
ostensibly not
so horrible people
there,
they should speak
out against this.
This is disgraceful.
I mean,
this is so,
so disgraceful.
Even,
I get it. If you want to mention the book for some reason, fine. Four minutes on this, give me a break.
But that's all they're going to talk about now. It's sex, sex, sex. We're going to talk with Stu a little bit later about how the sex is just dominating our political culture. But there are incredible ironies now. We're getting back to Kavanaugh, because that's the major story here.
Democrats are coming out in force in total hypocrisy, jumping on this. It is pure hackery. I actually had the privilege of sitting down last night.
with Hillary Clinton to discuss Brett Kavanaugh.
That the FBI is not conducting an independent investigation.
It's conducting a background investigation.
And the client, if you will, the requester, is the White House.
So the precedent that you just referred to is the precedent for getting the FBI to conduct an investigation.
And that's what the White House should do.
Now, you can believe Hillary Clinton here.
You actually can.
In a certain respect, if anybody knows about getting investigated by the FBI,
it is that old crooked crone.
She has been the object of law enforcement since what, the 80s, the 70s?
So we're going to be speaking with Ken Starr soon.
I mean, back deals in fraud and money laundering,
getting hiding documents, stealing federal records.
This woman knows what it's like to be the sub-examination.
of a federal investigation. And she's pretty good at avoiding the consequences of that, too.
But then she gets into the purest hypocrisy of them all. I'm so glad it was so nice of Hillary
Clinton to come on my program last night. Here she is in the most stunning sexual hypocrisy of all.
That's what the Republicans should be doing right now, from the White House down Pennsylvania Avenue
to the Senate. Give the benefit of the doubt to the court and the country. And that means
have an investigation that will then lead to a hearing that will then lead to a vote if appropriate.
So give women accusers the benefit of the doubt. For those of you who are not familiar with
Clintonese, they're amazing at manipulating language, because they're both very intelligent people,
the Clintons, and they're amazing at manipulating language to not just quite get around everything.
So she's saying, we need to give the benefit of the doubt to the court and the country.
What does that mean? We're going to give the benefit of the doubt.
of the doubt to the court, she should talk about how great Citizens United was.
If we're going to give the benefit of the doubt to the country, she should talk about how great
it was that they elected Trump. Which is really trying to say without saying, is give the benefit
of the doubt to women accusers. But she can't quite say that because she smeared and slandered all
of the credible accusers against her husband for decades. Jennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willie,
Juanita Broderick, who accuses President Trump, President Trump, President Clinton of raping her.
We spoke to Juanita Broderick on the show.
she smeared them.
Trailer park trash, drag $100 bill through a trailer park,
and this is what you get.
The bimbo eruption, she smeared all of them.
So what we're now being told is that women who have credible accusations
made in a timely manner with evidence, with witnesses,
against a powerful figure, they should not be believed.
But a lady who shows up five minutes ago to say that a drunken teenager
tried to take her top off 36 years ago
and she has no witnesses
and doesn't, can't give any details and won't speak.
That woman is to be believed.
That's, I think that's the,
it's obviously hypocrisy.
It's obvious, obviously pure hackery.
Anytime a Democrat does this is pure hackery.
The party of Jefferson,
the party of Thomas Jefferson,
poor Sally Hemings,
the party of FDR, who died in his mistress's arms,
the party of JFK, where do I begin?
How many interns at once in the Lincoln bedroom?
The party of Bill Clinton,
Clinton. Now they're lecturing us on Threat Cavanaugh, a totally unimpeachable character. Are you
kidding me? That's absurd. By the way, I was just naming the Democrat presidents who did this kind of stuff.
Let's not even get into the senators and the congressman Ted Kennedy. It's crazy. Joe Biden jumped on the bandwagon too.
Joe Biden, former vice president of the United States, he is saying, with regard to the Cavanae allegations, quote,
For a woman to come forward in the glaring lights of focus nationally, you've got to start off with the presumption that at least the essence of what you're
she's talking about is real. Whether or not she forgets facts, whether or not it's been made
worse or better over time. So presume that the accused is guilty. Guilty until proven innocent.
That's what Joe Biden is saying. Joe Biden, who, I don't know if you've ever Googled Joe Biden
women, just go down that rabbit hole on YouTube for a while. He's like smelling their hair.
Get away, Uncle Joe. Guilty until proven innocent. That's what they're saying now. Until it's
one of them that's accused. Until it's Keith Ellison. They're not talking about Keith Ellison.
or are they a woman credibly accusing him of beating her?
They don't talk about Bob Mandez.
They don't talk about, not those guys.
It's pure, pure hackery.
And we cannot, we cannot tolerate this.
We shouldn't.
We've got to get to Stu in a second.
But we should not tolerate this as Republicans.
Because some conservatives are getting squishy on this.
Roth Dutthat, who has an interesting perspective.
He is a conservative.
Never Trump conservative at the New York Times.
He's saying basically the same thing as Joe Biden.
He's saying almost the same thing today.
that we should,
that it's incumbent on Brett Kavanaugh,
unfair as it may be,
to prove that he didn't do it.
To prove that he wasn't there,
he didn't do it.
No, it's not.
No, it's not incumbent on him.
And it's absurd for Republicans and conservatives
to try to hem and haunts,
well, I don't know.
Maybe he should, who not, I didn't do it.
No.
It's a totally ridiculous charge.
It's pure hackery.
Even if he doesn't,
did try to get a girl's shirt off 36 years ago.
First of all, there should have been some sort of investigation.
And the same people who were saying that when you commit a crime as a teenager,
it shouldn't be held against you for the rest of your life.
If you commit a crime as a 25-year-old, it shouldn't be held against you, a lot of people
on the left.
Don't allow them to get away with this.
And first of all, there's no evidence when it comes to Brett Kavanaugh.
Don't allow them to get away with this.
It's so important.
I think there are some conservatives and Republicans and members of the administration
who just want to get rid of them and do some.
else. Ivanka, according to
some report, which is probably
bogus, but Ivanka Trump is apparently saying
that they should cancavanaugh. There are people
who are saying we should cut
bait here. Jeff Flake is saying we need to
hear her out. No, we don't. No, we
don't. Stop it. If we
lose on this, if we allow them to bork
Brett Kavanaugh to
slander this guy who
is apparently spotless,
we're never going to get another judge through.
We can't win anything.
Why, if we can't get Brett Kavanaugh through, we can't get anything through.
I don't know what we're even running for at this point.
It becomes a circus.
It is so much more important than they're having us believe.
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But don't give in on Brett Kavanaugh.
Where do we go from there?
First of all, any guy, any guy whoever is up for any political position is dead.
If an unsubstantiated claim about trying to get a girl's top off
36 years ago with no evidence, no witnesses,
even the witness won't speak or the accuser won't speak,
if that can torpedo your entire career, every man is finished.
On both sides of the aisle, it's not just affecting Republicans.
Every guy is finished. Probably most women are finished.
Who can survive that? You can't give in.
What they're going to try to say is, oh, well, Kavanaugh, he's compromised.
Get someone else.
Get, you know, just go for someone else.
Come on, it's not a big deal.
There are plenty of other good judge candidates.
No, no, no, no.
If it weren't a big deal, they wouldn't be pushing so hard at this.
Don't let them get away with this.
It is immoral to let them get away with this.
Do not let them do it.
And all right, that's my important message to all conservatives and Republicans.
We've got to talk about all the important news, though, like gay Muppets and the ban of memes throughout Europe.
And for that, we bring on Stu Bergier, who is on the Glenn Beck program.
on the News and Why It Matters.
And the Glenn Beck guys are hanging around the studio this week.
And I love Stu.
He's got a great perspective.
So let's bring him in.
Stu.
Oh, thanks for having me, no.
Quite an honor.
So, well, you know, you were just around here.
You figured, oh, gosh, I've got five minutes of three hour.
I'll go do the millennials of show.
That's fine.
Because I was on your show yesterday.
Yeah, yeah.
The News and Why It Matters.
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
That was a ton of fun yesterday.
And especially in this news cycle,
I'm actually beginning to question the premise of your show.
Yeah.
Which is that the news matters.
I don't really...
I'm not convinced at all.
We've got 35-year-old accusations.
We've got the president's Mario Kart.
I don't need any of that.
It's disturbing.
It's very disturbing.
The news and why it's disturbing is the new title.
The news and why you should pay attention to something else.
Because there are other very important news stories today.
Yes.
I would say after the Mario Kart and after the most important news stories are,
Burt and Ernie, the well-known Sesame Street,
puppets. There's a big debate on between
different writers and creators of them
as to whether or not they're gay.
Coincidentally,
I don't know why this is, but in my notes for our
interview, whoever taped this put a gay
pride sticker on there, so we have
their vote. Are Bert and Ernie gay?
Bert and Ernie,
you know, they're a wonderful team
and they've provided us so much
happiness for so long.
I don't think they're gay.
And here's my premise for this.
The guy who created them said they're not
gay.
Is that all the evidence you have? No, I can go deeper.
They're made of felt.
Okay.
Most gay people are not made
a felt. Now, I don't want to overgeneralize.
They're made of gold or beads or something.
Right. Something shiny, right? Felt isn't
shiny at all. That's true. Puppets
don't usually have any genitals.
So it's difficult for them to engage in any
sexual activity. I don't know. I've never taken clothing off of a
puppet or use some kind of brick.
A lot over here that you're checking out puppets.
There was an incident at a party.
75 years ago.
During the Lincoln administration.
Miss Piggy was involved.
It was not pretty.
But yeah, that's an interesting thing.
It's that we have to come up now with sexuality
for puppets.
You know, the guy, it was actually kind of sad.
The guy who kind of
brought this to everybody's attention, and he said that he was
a writer, I guess, for many years, for
Pernorney, which I thought they came up with all their own
material, and I'm a little frustrated about it.
I know. They have a whole staff. Yeah, exactly.
This guy was Mark Sol.
Mark Saltzman, I think.
Mark Saltzman.
And he said, he always considered them gay, and he wrote them as if they were gay.
And he modeled them after his own relationship, and he's gay.
But I thought that was really sad because Burton and Ernie sleep in separate beds.
Is this guy, what's happening at the house?
I'm into it.
I think he's got the right idea.
I want to stretch out.
I don't need somebody rolling over onto me.
Separate beds is fine.
Separate California Kings, I'm into it.
Yes.
Well, that's the problem.
I think they had twins.
And you're an adult.
I know, I know you're on a kid's show.
I believe Burton Nernie were full grown.
I don't believe they're ever getting any taller.
So, you know, I think the twin bed thing was a little rough.
It's just like, we can't, you know, Glenn's book, he's out here to Pernoto's book
in addition to outrage.
And it's like, this is the typical thing.
The typical nonsense we have to get excited about every day.
And it's, you know, on that point, because I got the book yesterday,
really enjoying it so far.
This is a, people might have seen Glenn.
Beck was out. We were smoking cigars. He was puffing out of a bong yesterday.
But there is this constant need
to politicize everything, to be outraged at everything.
And when it comes to Bert and Ernie being gay, of course, the
reasonable person would just say, like, are you kidding me?
But there is a question, too, culturally,
why does every friendship have to be gay now?
Like, you know, when guys are buddies, they're like, oh, man, that was really fun last
last night, no, no, we're not gay. You're actually, I mean, I can
be funny or whatever. It is weird that Bert and Ernie lived together for so long.
But what happened to friendship? Like, can't people just be guys be platonic friends and not
everything be very sexual? I don't go out of the limit to say yes. I think they can be platonic
friends. I feel like I have several. Now, they may make a move on me at any time. That's true.
You might make a move on them. I don't know. Who knows? Maybe we're setting each other.
Two drinks and a wink away from making any kind of decision. You never know. And it's like,
I don't know. I can understand like, there's part of me that understands this, right? Like,
If you've been around for a long time and you're gay and you feel like you haven't been accepted,
you're looking maybe for cultural things that you can kind of attach yourself to.
But you don't get to force the creative abilities of the people who created these things.
I mean, you know, Frank Oz, he came up with us and he has an opinion about who these people are.
They're good friends.
You know, it was at a time in which we didn't try to force sexuality into kids shows.
Children's programming wasn't the target for gay,
or straight sexuality.
It wasn't a great place for it.
And I feel like in reality, everybody knows this, right?
But like we have to wake up every day.
And to find our reason to get through the day,
to give ourselves a little bit of energy,
a little bit of juice, to make our lives have a little meaning.
We've got to get something to get pissed off about.
And, you know, that's nonsense.
It doesn't make me happy.
Right.
I don't know anybody.
It does make happy in the long run.
And I would rather go back to a time in which, you know,
I have kids, I have two small kids, five and seven.
And they're in, even though they, I don't think they watch, I don't think I've ever seen them watch Sesame Street.
But like, you know, they watch the Michael Knoll show, but they don't want.
Yeah, it's it. We just put Noles on repeat all day. But, and they learn a lot. They learn a lot.
They're saying interesting. Where did you learn that? No, we've got to destroy the television, I think.
But, you know, it's, I'd rather have them. That's something you want to teach your kids. You want to walk through that journey with them. You don't need that taught to them by Sesame Street. All, you know, if they're going to be taught by a puppet, I'd rather have control of what the puppet. I'd rather have control of what the puppy.
it says, you know. That's right. And there is this part of outrage culture, which is, why are we always
outraged over these sex things, the Stormy Daniels and whatever? I think in part, it's not because
we've suddenly discovered sex, you know, people have known about sex for a long time. It's just
that it's such a basic and fundamental passion that we just focus on it to the exclusion of other
things because we're not capable of thinking of other things. All people want to talk about in politics
is gay marriage, gay sex, abortion,
Roe versus Wade, this,
and it's all Donald Trump's flings with porn stories.
It's all, sex, sex, sex all the time.
I think it might have to do with people not reading books
or not having other interests
or not maintaining other sorts of relationships.
Right. I mean, like it's hard to get people's attention, right?
You go into this, books are long, they're hard, they've got words,
they're all over the place. There's almost no pictures in many of them.
Oh, no. Yeah, it's terrible.
The Glenn's book doesn't have any pictures.
Oh, you don't want to see the pictures in Glenn book.
You never want to see pictures of Glenn.
That's a rule I always lived by.
But it's true.
It actually takes time.
And I think this happens so much in politics, right?
Like where, you know, you can go through, how, I mean, how many times did we go into,
you know, under the Obamacare bill, you're going deep into all these, like, really
in-depth, you know, pieces of legislation that they're passing.
And you get about halfway through some of these sentences, and you feel like you look up
and, like, just everyone's, like, days they're about, and they're on their phones.
They've gone to, you know, they're playing, you know, candy crush, whatever they're doing.
And sex can easily redirect that conversation.
I mean, you know, the Kavanaugh thing, like they tried.
They tried going down the road of, well, he's, you know, what did they try?
They tried abortion.
They tried birth control.
Right.
Right.
Like, they went through all.
No one was trying.
And they weren't saying, hey, this guy doesn't know the Constitution.
They weren't saying, hey, this guy's not qualified.
They were like, hey, you know, 36 years ago, this guy may have done something at a party,
which we don't know when it was or where it was or who was there.
She doesn't really remember it.
Yeah, I don't really remember it.
I don't know. Get rid of them.
Because that was the only thing that could get anyone's attention.
If you're talking about the things a Supreme Court justice should actually be judged on,
you get no audience.
And it's frustrating.
You know, I mean, this happens way too much, and it happens on both sides at some level.
But the media in particular, like, they will take every Donald Trump tweet
and try to make the biggest thing in the world out of it.
And it's like, you know, what is he doing?
They'll make this big thing about how he's so easy on Russia, right?
You know, ignore his tweets.
Ignore what he says.
Look at the actions.
Look at his administrations.
He's been tough on Russia.
Sanctions all over the place.
Much tougher than Barack Obama.
Much tougher than Barack Obama.
And, you know, there's no recognition of that in the media, or at least it's very rare.
And I think it's because, well, a tweet is like the ultimate journalist lazy tool, right?
But we're thinking about, like, journalism 20 years ago, you'd have to go to a place and you'd have to find people who are there.
And you'd have to ask them questions, and they'd blather on about nothing for a while.
And then at the very end, they may say something that you have to pull out for TV.
Now, go to Twitter.
Search key terms.
Find someone who says they were there.
Put it on the screen.
Your quote's done.
You didn't have to walk out of the room.
That's right.
And I feel like that's now we're to the point where even when something of the presidency of the United States or any cultural issue, they just go on and they'll find a few tweets to support their case.
And that's it's honestly just lazy, but it reinforces that addiction that we were talking about.
People are just bouncing back and forth looking for that.
Because outrage is lazy.
Anybody can do it.
Anybody can pretend to do it.
How dare you?
How dare you?
Sorry, I'm offending all of the outraged Americans.
And I've noticed this on Twitter.
I can, I'm perfectly happy.
Going hard, fighting for your team,
fighting for your guys, not letting them railroad Cavanaugh.
You know, being a pugilist, punching back twice as hard.
I'm all into that.
But one should have some perspective, right?
I always find on Twitter, if I'm genuinely getting angry,
you have to get off Twitter.
You have to shut it down.
Nothing good will come of that.
But that seems like it's the whole media cycle now.
It's all of the, certainly on the left.
It's true on the right as well.
And so now if our news cycle has become outrage and tweets and memes,
I want to focus on those last two parts,
the tweets and the memes and the internet of it all.
In the European Union right now,
they are debating the important issues.
Not Russia encroaching on their borders,
not the Islamic invasion, the 65 terrorist attacks in the last four years, none of that.
No, no, no.
They're going to ban memes.
They're going to ban internet memes.
This is a real thing.
They're debating Article 13 to censor internet memes.
What is this about?
Well, I mean, they say it's about copyright.
Right?
And because, you know, if you have a meme of the office, well, then the office really owns that still shot that you're posting and putting a print on.
I mean, but that seems to be just a scam, right?
Like, you know, first of all, I think we've learned over the years that trying to censor content on the internet does not go well.
You know, you lose control of your industry quite quickly when you do that.
But this seems to have more of a political motive, right?
Like, you know, they've seen the effectiveness of this stuff.
It does move people.
And in a way, I think going back to the previous conversation, it's sad, right?
Like, you shouldn't be moved politically by a meme.
I don't know, but have you seen
like really, really, really good means?
Well, when they're really good, yeah, then I'm in.
But it's kind of ridiculous, right?
You should be moved by a book.
You should be moved by a Supreme Court argument.
You should not be moved by a picture
from Parks and Rec.
What about the one of the guy with the girl
and he's looking at the one girl
but he's holding the hand of the...
I mean, that's very convincing.
That's an exception.
That's the one exception.
Yes, that is...
Hard cases make bad law.
I feel like our new constitution
should just be that picture
and we should just play freedom on one side
and communism on the other.
And that's just the whole thing.
And that means someone would read it then.
It would be interesting.
But yeah, I think that, like,
they've seen the success of this
and how they can get people to, you know, move really quickly.
A lot of times to ideas that weren't really considered,
you know, kind of in the Overton window of politics before.
Right.
And that scares an organization like the EU,
which I would argue should ban itself and just go away.
Right, of course.
Right.
You know, like that would be my idea.
But it's like they want to make sure that they have got control.
These things that come up, they're going to try to push them down however they can.
You know, the closer they are to control over these arguments, the better and more secure they feel.
And I think it's connected to the outrage.
I think the two are because where the memes come from.
The reason I really defend the memes, I don't know, especially the one with the guy and the girl.
Yeah, well, that one, especially that one, is because they're funny.
And they take on political issues with humor.
They might be shallow, they might be partial.
But they are funny.
And the reason that they're allowed to be funny,
the reason that the right is able to take a hold of humor,
is because the left is so angry and shrieking and pink hat.
No, you know, because they're doing that right now.
Because they are living in such a fantasy.
We're allowed to make fun of them.
And it works.
It's really funny.
And so I see this move by the EU,
which is the archetypal tyrannical, you know, like octopus body.
as representative of the left, which is trying to censor all of that,
censor that humor, shut it down, shut down Twitter accounts,
shut down conservative speakers on campuses.
I don't think that works for them in the long run.
I don't think that censorship is a winning platform.
It never is.
I mean, look at Mubarak.
He shuts down the entire internet, and, you know, he's now no longer there, right?
It's a polite way to put it.
Yeah, it's one way.
But it's true.
I mean, I think, like, trying to shut people away from ideas
draws them to them.
I think it's more, in the long run,
it gets you to a better place
if people are debating these things
in a way that creates more depth.
But you have to get people in the door.
We did this going back,
I'm on the Glenn Beck program as well,
and it's like, this is kind of the philosophy
of the show from its very beginning,
which was the fusion of entertainment and enlightenment.
It's like, keep going there,
and you're going to grab the people
at some level with being silly
and having fun with,
these things. But like I would imagine a lot of people came to real political positions and
understanding of our foundational principles that started with memes. You know, if you're 15 years
old, you're not going to go freaking read the Constitution. You're not going to care what Ben Franklin
was yapping about. But if you, you get a meme and it's funny and then it kind of brings you to,
you know, a story and then it brings you to, you know, something where they link into something with
a little bit more depth. Pretty soon you're reading Edmund Burke. Exactly. You're right there.
So I mean, I think, I do think that that's a process that actually happens.
now. I have this tendency to when these new things, you know, like when Twitter starts,
it's like to me, it's just like, wait, what? You want to do 140 characters? It seems ridiculous.
I liked, this is silly. I mean, at the beginning when blogging started, like, that was,
it was something that you kind of would like mock. And like, it's the same thing with talk radio.
I mean, the mainstream media looked at that and said, that's stupid. But over time, these
things turn into something real. It really moves people. It can really engage people. And
then that's positive. As long as you take that extra stuff afterwards where you actually
learn what the foundation is. And, you know, hanging out with you guys the last few days,
obviously we've known each other longer than this week. But it's been so fun. I mean,
it's really fun going on the show. I always forget how funny Glenn is, too, because I think
of Glenn as this kind of serious guy, like really, really funny. Yeah. So where, because you're,
you're everywhere. You're on the News and Why it Matters. You're on the Glenn Beck program.
Where can people find you all over the blaze? What is the easiest way? Yeah.
Tell people go here now. Well, I would definitely, if on Twitter, since we're there, at World
of Stu, would be a great place to go.
follow, you know, obviously, Facebook
and everything else. But the blaze, yeah, news and why it matters,
Glenn Beck program every day.
And Wonderful World of Stu is another show.
There's a lot of stuff out there that I think you'd like on that as well.
So check it out.
All right. Stu, thanks for being here, man.
I appreciate it.
It was awesome.
Thanks. Good to see it.
Thanks a lot.
That guy is so smart.
He really tells me how to understand all these really confusing news cycles.
So right now, we've got a lot more to talk about.
I've got to talk about Corey Booker.
I've got to talk about the absurd mainstream media
profile of him now and why he's not going to win the presidency. I'm sorry. It's, it's, he's,
he might be a nice guy, but he's not going to win. I will explain that. We'll explain also the
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When I wake up in the morning,
we're usually about 1215 to 1230,
you know, supposed to be at the Daily Wire
probably 10 minutes earlier. When I wake up, one of the first things
I like to do is read a lefty puff piece.
I find they, because then I start laughing
in the day. I start my day with some joy.
And Mark Wahlberg likes to start his day working out and praying.
That's one way to do it. I like to read lefty puff pieces
on New York Magazine, The Daily Beast.
Fox.com. So there's a new one out today on Corey Booker. And this made me realize that
Cory Booker will never, ever be the president of the United States. Here's the piece.
There are a couple points I want you to notice here. I want you to notice, one, the difference
between how the left wing media, which is to say the mainstream media, how the media treat
Democrat politicians and how they treat Donald Trump and Republicans. The title is, can I get a
hug? Corrie Booker's got a lot to give, a lot of love to give, and he's betting. That's what
it will take to win in 2020.
Donald Trump had a lot of love to give too, according to Stormy Daniels.
You don't see those fluffy titles for him, though, do you?
So I want you to notice that.
I want you to notice the treatment.
And then I also want you to notice what a horrible candidate Cory Booker is.
So here's just the first paragraph of the piece.
Anyone who thinks it's nothing but teeth grinding paranoia and rank misery in Washington
these days hasn't been to the office of New Jersey Senator Cory Booker.
These people are happy.
his staff are some of the cheeryest, nicest people you could ever hope to meet.
When I arrive on a hot swampy morning just before Labor Day weekend, I'm greeted with hugs
and candy.
An exuberant woman in a dashiki sits at reception.
What's a deschiki?
We'll get to that later.
Kristen Lynch, the communications director, greets me.
Okay, hugs me.
And takes me to Booker's office, where we say hello to his chief of staff, Matt Clapper,
who also hugs me.
Booker has not hugged me yet, but give him time.
A young staffer comes in and hands Booker a brown paper bag
and tells him she managed to score the last three in the cafeteria.
From the look of joy on his face, I imagine a bag of cheeseburgers.
But alas, it's just celery and carrot sticks in plastic deli containers.
Booker is a vegan.
He opens one up and munches on a carrot.
Munches on a carrot.
I am going to hold my tongue.
Hold my tongue, Michael.
That's what I'm going to do.
So where to begin?
Where to begin on the hugs and the love and the deschikis.
So they're painting this picture of him as this wonderful guy
because there is a portion of the Democrats
who want him to be the nominee,
especially in New York and New Jersey
where Cory Booker is from.
And they're angling for Cory Booker to be the nominee.
You remember six years ago,
he was defending Mitt Romney
and he was the moderate normal guy.
Cory Booker is a very intelligent man, by the way.
And so what Corey did then was he was trying to be the moderate guy.
And then he realized that that wasn't the ticket because his party has completely gone off the rails.
So now he's the crying guy with tears of rage and, oh, I love you.
Right.
And he thinks that's going to help him.
It's not going to help him.
Moreover, though, I want you to realize how totally isolated the left-wing media has become,
the elitist left-wing Democrat-exam.
base has become because
they actually think
the New York magazine they genuinely think
that eating celery and carrot sticks is likable
i think corey booker thinks that that being a vegan makes you likeable you're such a
good person
because it now in many ways it'd be in a
left wing that has become post-christian
that has become materialist in a certain way
they've adopted other religious values like uh...
veganism
or yoga
to borrow Matt Walsh's observation
or this or that
you've got to serve somebody.
So even if you're pretending
to not worship God
or not be a Christian or whatever,
you're going to worship somebody.
You're going to worship humanity.
You're going to worship animals.
You're going to worship the environment.
You're going to worship somebody.
And that's what they think is going to play.
This does not play.
Look at who we just elected.
We elected Donald Trump.
We elected a guy who takes photos in private jets
thumbs up while he's chowing down
on KFC and slurping Diet Coke.
This is not going to play.
But to them it does.
Because they don't know anybody who eats KFC.
They don't know anybody who does this.
I mean, the defeat holes that these people come from.
I've seen it.
I mean, I've lived in coastal places.
I've gone to elite institutions.
And they really believe this.
They say, oh, you know, I just had my celery sticks.
Oh, I just love hummus.
I like hummus as much as the next guy.
But, ooh, yes, ooh.
They would never consider eating like a pudding cup, you know?
That does not play at all.
And they're making another big mistake,
not just on the style that they're choosing,
but thinking that the election is going to be about style and not policy.
This is from later in the article.
Robbie Mook, who was Clinton aide,
direct quote,
Robbie Mook, who managed Clinton's 2016 campaign,
cautions against reading the upcoming campaign
as a battle over policy issues.
So what he thinks, what the left believes,
is that this is really going to be,
just about style. That's why Corey Booker is pretending to cry and fight tears of rage and hold
these weepy little press conferences. One, he thinks that style is going to work because his party
is very feminized and all the men are these little soy boys. It doesn't work. Nobody wants a man to
behave like a woman. They might say that they do. They might pretend that they do. They don't.
It doesn't look good. We just elected Donald Trump, who is slightly more knuckle-dragging than
Attila the Hun in his public statements. And people like that. They actually want that. There
there might be other ways to do it, but they want a man to show strength.
And weeping and crying at press conferences with Liz Warren, ain't going to do that.
But to Robbie Moog's point, to the Democrats' point, that this is going to be about style and not policy,
I think he's misreading the country.
I think they're totally misreading the country because they've drawn the wrong conclusions from Trump's election.
I hear this all the time from my lefty friends, New York friends.
They say, Donald Trump was elected because of his worst stylistic instincts.
of his worst statements because he's bad, bad, bad. That is not true. That's what they might
conclude that, but that's not true from the Trump voters I know. For the Trump voters that I talk to,
and from Anne Coulter wrote a great book about this. We're going to be talking with Ann Coulter soon.
Donald Trump was elected for policy purposes. He was. He was. He was elected for the judges. He was
elected for immigration. He was elected for tax cuts. Here's a little bit of evidence for this,
by the way. Donald Trump,
people say he has no ideological
moorings, he has no beliefs,
he has no policy preferences. I don't
think that's true. Donald Trump presented a
legitimately unique
policy platform
in 2016. He was
talking about some of the dangers of free trade.
No Republican was doing that. He was
talking about immigration in a very blunt
way because it's very fashionable
for Republicans to say, oh, we really have to do something
about immigration and then give everybody amnesty
and keep the floods coming in.
Trump said, no, we're not going to do that. We're not going to give anybody amnesty and we're
going to deport illegal aliens. That was different. People were not saying that before Trump.
He was offering a different policy platform and he was elected for that platform.
Everybody that I talked to, I talk to, I talk to a lot of people. I travel around the country.
They say, oh, that Trump, he's really got to lay off those tweets, but I like what he's doing.
That's what it's about. And it's going to be about that. The Democrats, they've whipped themselves
up into the fantasy of what this election has become, what the 2016 election has.
become in their meta-narrative in their historical fiction, it's not going to serve them well.
This is about policy, and it's going to be about an honest debate.
And, you know, one of the great characteristics of Donald Trump is people view him as a blunt
talker that he is, he's, he doesn't BS. He tells you what he's thinking. And he's kept his promises.
He's one of the few politicians we've seen who's actually managed to keep his promises in office.
That's why we're also shocked at him. I think that's what it's.
it's going to be about. Before we, I've got to go, this is really rough because there's so much
more to talk about. I've got to talk about James O'Keefe in the deep state. I've got to talk
about the novel solution to Venezuelan economic crises and starvation. But we've got to just
skip ahead to the meaning of life. I promised you that we'd talk about the meaning of life.
At the Emmys, which you didn't watch, I know for a fact you didn't watch them, some lady who I don't
know, was wearing a Nike designed outfit on the red carpet, because she was going to
tell her message. And she sums up a lot of what the left and maybe even parts of the center
are thinking right now in America. And I want to show the conclusions of her thoughts and the errors
of her thoughts. Here she is. Look at you, sporty, Spite. Thank you. Why are you wearing Nike?
I am wearing Nike to applaud them for supporting Colin Kaepernick and his protest against racial
injustice and police brutality. Is this custom Nike?
Absolutely. Absolutely. Honey, I have some drag queens come over and put some beads on it. Some sparkle. You know how they roll.
They roll good. Yes, cake moss and DJ Pierce, Changela. Yes.
So when did you decide to do this?
You know, I was actually swimming the other day. And I was like, what can I do? What can I do that's meaningful?
I'll wear Nike. I'll wear Nike.
that is the left.
They're in their swimming pool.
They're like sipping on their cheat-che or something.
And they say, what can I do?
What can I do that's meaningful?
I'll wear Nike.
That's what they're thinking.
They've got existential dread.
They feel meaninglessness in their lives because the worldview that they have adopted
and adopted militantly deprives their lives of meaning.
And they say, what can I do?
What can I do?
I'll wear Nike.
They end up with these absurd, ridiculous.
ways to try to give some meaning to their lives. Also, regardless of their absurd politics,
this does remind me why I like some showbiz people. It's just, they're so wacky. They're just
and then the drag queens came over and they put beads on my yeah. You know, there's just this kind
of innocent, sweet thing. I don't know. She doesn't seem like a political philosopher exactly,
so perhaps she can be forgiven some of her political ignorance. But that really highlights everything.
You know, the hosts at the Emmys, the S&L guys,
one of the jokes was, they said, you know, white people never thank Jesus.
They never thank God in their acceptance speeches.
The only white people who thank God in their acceptance speeches
are Republicans and ex-crackheads.
And it has got a ton of outrage.
Everyone was so upset.
Show me the lie.
Show me the lie.
Show me the white person who thanks God in his acceptance speech,
who isn't a Republican or an ex-crack.
crackhead. I can't find one. I don't know. Where is he? This gets to a real point about the modern
left, which is that they've deprived themselves of meaning. They boo God at their national convention.
They remove God from their platform. They try to remove God from their platform. They don't have
meaning on top of their lives, so they have to find it in ridiculous places. They're looking for love
in all the wrong places. That's the problem. If you want the cure to outrage, first of all,
take a look at the man in the mirror because you might be complaining about everyone else on
Twitter being outraged, but take a look at the man in the mirror, especially if you're on the
left these days, but also then look up. The people who I know, we were at that backstage
yesterday with Glenn and Ben and Drew and Jeremy and everybody, and we were all kind of laughing
about politics and having a good time. And it occurred to me, all of us believe in God.
All of us have pretty, I think every one of us has different religious views, but we all
have a religious grounded.
in God, in a theistic vision.
Look at that.
If you make an idol out of politics,
you're going to be really, really miserable,
and you're going to make yourself look ridiculous,
and you're going to wear a Nike shirt to the Emmy Awards,
and that's not going to age very well.
Don't do that.
That shouldn't be your God.
There is something more,
and if you look up, you're going to have a better time in politics,
and you're going to make yourself look less absurd.
Okay, that's the show.
I know we're running late.
Too bad. I don't care.
We've got a lot more.
Get your Malback questions in.
We're going to do that tomorrow.
We've got some great interviews coming up.
People that I'm talking to, I don't know, maybe Ken Starr.
I don't know, maybe a lot of people coming up.
So tune back in.
In the meantime, I'm Michael Knowles.
This is the Michael Knowles show.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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