The Michael Knowles Show - "I Shouldn't Laugh At This" Michael Knowles REACT To Horrible TikToks

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

Michael Knowles tries not to laugh—but completely fails—as he reacts to some of the most unhinged, unintentional, and downright horrible TikToks the internet has to offer. From cringe activism to bizarre life advice to chaotic viral moments, nothing is off-limits in this reaction gauntlet. - - - Today's Sponsor: Jeremy's Razors - Visit https://jeremysrazors.com - - - DailyWire+: 🎄✨ DAILY WIRE CHRISTMAS SALE IS HERE! ✨🎄 🎁 https://www.dailywire.com/subscribe ⭐️ 40% Off DailyWire+ New Annual Memberships ⭐️ 50% Off DailyWire+ Annual Upgrade Memberships ⭐️ 50% Off DailyWire+ Annual Gift Memberships - - - Privacy Policy: https://www.dailywire.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Is there another one or no? No. Okay, it's T. Teheed Tuesday. Who's playing? It's your boy, Professor Jacobs, Mysterious Michaela May, the crimson crib. Okay, take it away. And man, you have gotta test out this new pool table. Yeah, you are going down. Where's the black ball? Uh, it is a pool table. It probably drowned.

It'll ever be. He's a slop, but it's funny. You know, women have a hard time choosing where to eat because the last time they did, they doomed all of humanity. So, well, did you train linguine? Trey? I hate that one so much. Is there another one or no? No. No.

Okay. I would say it's between the black, the pool ball, and, you know what? I don't give it to the AI slop a lot. Let's give it to the AI slop, the fat guy making the crater. Do you think it was? Was that your boy? Yeah, it was your boy. It was, yeah.

It was good. It was good. Kid me. Give me those. Yeah, run. The first version of that was funnier What the didgeridoo? That one is trying to go home again.

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Dude, my DNA test just came in. Look at this. You're 1% African? Yes, I'm black, bro. You're not black, okay? It says 1%. You guys ready to order? I'll take the fried chicken, collard greens, and a hennessee.

Whoa, why did you order that and change your inflection? I am so sorry. Sorry. That would have ordered the same thing. Foken like a few brother. Yeah. What was that? What was that?

You white folks wouldn't understand. It's a black thing. You're not black. I'm keeping in the way. Since when do you listen to gangster rap? Oh, s'i. We're getting pulled over. Stop talking like that.

I know this is help for you to understand because you're not a black man like me, but I need you to follow all of the officers and structures. You're white. Poor shit, we close, play cool. License registration? Yeah. African American.

He's not African American. He's not African-American. Oh, my God. I'm not resist me. Oh, my God. I said, I said, stop. Oh my God! And he's back on African American.

He's talking to me. Why? Protests had broken out across the country as another innocent black men as they run down by a white cop the victim 26-year-old African-American Mattel Josh. He's not black! He's lied! It was too long, and the premise that, like, cops shoot innocent black men as completely

false, but it was pretty funny. What was the one before that? I just want to keep it in my head. The foot assault thing. Oh, that was funny, too. I don't, you know, the black guy, I think, it could have been, it was like a little too much making a meal out of a cup. And then you have a sandwich and you don't get frosting up your nose.

So I'm going to give it to the just pure slapstick, the guy with the tar paper on his face. That was funny. Do you think it was? I think it was Professor Jacob. That was Professor Jacob. It was. Yeah, I could tell. Yeah.

I could tell that. Very simple. Very simple. Very childish. It was funny. Okay. Next one. Falling, look at the monitor and give the full name of this person.

Adolf Hitler. Adol Feitler! That's actor Jason Stadom. What is worth, I think you've done a great job. We got Susan from Little Rock, Arkansas. How you doing, Susan? Hi, Mr. Ramsey. I'm good. How are you? Better than I deserve. What's up? So we have $10,000 in student loan debts?

Good gosh. It's not every day we talk to a neurosurgeon. I assume that's what you have to be to have that kind of debt, Susan. No, I'm a teacher and my husband's a comedian. So we're just... our question today is, should we do a daycare that cost $15,000 a year? No! You're broke! You are broke, Susan! You are poor! Poor! Everyone, out of the studio! Poor! Poor! Poor! Poor! Poor! Beans and rice! Susan!

Mr. Ramsey, can we still go on our anniversary trip? We paid for it in points! Points! I got a few points for you, Susan. Point one! You're stupid! Eat, point two, see point one. Point three! I'm about to hang up on your broke! As though what I do, throw away your phone, burn it! Throw it to the backyard where your kids are tied up because you're doing a poor daycare. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. We got another caller, Jason from San Francisco. How you doing, buddy?

David, okay, don't be mad, but I want to buy a townhouse and I have $9 million in debt. Oh, go jump off the Gull of Gate Bridge. Poor! Yeah, it went on too long. It was funny. It was close, but it just went on too long. Hold on one second. Go to jeremy'sracers.com.

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Okay. I think that's my mirror. What are you doing? Stop. Yeah, it's kind of funny. That's all of them. It was a week or round, though. I was talking to sweet a little least about that.

Like, I wanted the AI to fix our Christmas card picture, and it just can't. It just doesn't know. It's not taking our jobs. So I guess we're the first two? Jason Stadem is Hitler and then Dave Ramsey in Prussia. I'll go for Hitler. There's nothing very cool about Hitler. It was simple.

It was like fast. It was kind of funny. You think it was? That was Michaela. You're right. Oh, man. We did terrible, but you were dead on today. You like that?

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