The Michael Knowles Show - ISIS Run, Hide, and FAIL: Michael Knowles REACTS Viral Clips

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Starting point is 00:00:39 Except when they get up to crazy shows. shenanigans that would make Looney Tunes blush. And that does occasionally happen. So in honor of the release of Run Hyde Fight Infidels, the producers have assembled a melange of terrorist fails. Take it away. How do we get that footage? Like in other words, did the guy just blow himself up there?

Starting point is 00:01:29 He obviously didn't blow up the camera that was filming him. Or did he did the grenade actually make it out? And that's just what it looks like when you fire off a grenade inside. I don't know. Like, did that guy die? I don't know. I don't use grenade launchers a lot. Next one.

Starting point is 00:02:00 Wow. That one look... I mean, well, this is another one too, or I'm like, hold on. Is that just what it's like when the... I don't know. I've never been to after. Afghanistan. I'd like to generally avoid all the stand countries if I can. I love this plan.

Starting point is 00:02:14 Kazakhstan seems kind of interesting. But basically I want to avoid all the stands. I don't know. Like it's, what's weird about these is just, it seems like they're all getting blown up and killed. But then I say, well, how am I getting the video? If the explosion wasn't enough to blow up the camera, then unless they were live streaming, they could have been live streaming it. I just don't know. I need more information. Next one. Yeah, that's what I'm here for. I want more of that. Because it's like the ones where they're about to shoot a bazooka,

Starting point is 00:02:53 but then it all just explodes. Like, yeah, that's what I expected. That's not all that entertaining. That's like whatever. But the one where it's just these big scary terrorists, but then they just get up to like goofy vaudeville shenanigans. Like they slip on a banana peel or something. That's way funier.

Starting point is 00:03:08 That's my favorite one so far. Next one. Yeah, we have some other stories making headlines. Saturday, so we'll tell you about that. A dose of instant karma for some would-be terrorists. Watch this. Tucker loves it. I guess it is funny.

Starting point is 00:03:29 Yeah, it's funny. It also takes you back to the Tucker on Fox & Friends days. When was that? That was a while ago. They got blown up. Again, it's not, yeah, okay, terrorists holding a big gun, and then there's an explosion. I'm sorry. It's like, I'm glad they're getting what they deserve, I guess. But it's like all the same video of some crazy Muslim.

Starting point is 00:03:47 And then they explode and you're like, la la la la la. Yeah, I know. It's like, okay, but I've seen it. I don't. It doesn't tickle me. I want more whimsy. I need more hijinks.

Starting point is 00:04:00 I need more shenanigans. That's what I want out of my terrorist fail videos. Next one. Next tonight, imagine seeing the pickup truck you sold to a Texas dealer show up overseas being driven by ISIS. A plumber from Texas suing after selling his truck only to have it, along with his logo and his phone number, end up in the hands of terrorists. Here's ABC's David Wright.

Starting point is 00:04:21 A plumber's truck is his billboard. So what happens when that billboard turns up on the front lines of a war zone? My secretary called me and said, you can't believe this. Mark Oberholzer of Texas City, Texas was out deer hunting a year ago when he got the call from the office that ISIS fighters in Syria. That is so funny. out shots of his black Ford F-250, now sporting a serious new gun rack. I was shocked. Oberholzer says when he sold the truck in November of 2013, the dealer told him they'd

Starting point is 00:04:53 remove the decal so as not to risk scratching the paint. But evidently, they never did. According to Carfax, the vehicle was auctioned off a month later in Houston. From there, it went all the way to Mercer in Turkey before ending up in Aleppo, Syria. Aleppo! Gary Johnson couldn't remember the name of Haleppo. That's hilarious. That's a great, that's a great terrorist story because it's so incongruous. You have this just great American plumber and his car is now being used by ISIS.

Starting point is 00:05:26 His truck is being used by ISIS. It's also kind of funny because they put this crazy gun rack, but you think, well, that plumber is from Texas. He should have a gun rack on it in Texas. He should have the kind of, you know, anti-aircraft guns in the bed of his truck in Texas. But then you think, okay, how could it be even funnier if it were like ISIS driving around in a bed, bath, and beyond delivery truck? That'd be even funny. But this is good. I like that.

Starting point is 00:05:48 And that's why we are the good ISIS. I like that. I like the shenanigans. I don't want, it's just, it's the same thing over and over. It's like, oh, they blew up. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what they do. Terrorists blowing up is not a man bites dog story.

Starting point is 00:06:04 Okay. That's what they do. That's part of their nature. But terrorists driving a Texas plumbing truck, that's kind of funny. Terrorists just like falling over because the gun was heavy, that's kind of funny because they're supposed to, anyway. Okay, go watch Run Hyde Fight Infidels. Your country is beneath contempt.

Starting point is 00:06:22 We who love and serve Allah fought back against the Americans and the Zionists from the scourge of secularism and the lands of unbelief. I'm going to listen to Captain Saunders tomorrow? The retired Delta Force soldier with a new book out. He's the polar opposite of those brain dead protesters. Given the current climate, should Clay Saunders even be allowed on campus. Mr. Saunders is a close personal friend of Chancellor Friedman. This is a decision I cannot fly.

Starting point is 00:06:54 There are three ways Islam will conquer the West. Through immigration, through the wombs of our women, and by using our nation's freedoms against us. Are you paying attention? Honoloktu. I love Aquater. Listen carefully. The great Satan America will fall.

Starting point is 00:07:30 You are infidels. The bodies of women are not pure and the men's souls are unclean. What makes them so dangerous? Their goals are not in this life, but the next. We got friends here, I can't just leave. They listen to me! In the law! We cannot run or hide from what is coming.

Starting point is 00:07:59 What is coming? We have to fight. I will be rewarded 10,000 times in the next life. When you die, you're nothing. Only one way to find out. That's the American way. I was hoping we'd get for the intro for this episode, one of those calls to prayer from the minarets.

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The Michael Knowles Show - ISIS Run, Hide, and FAIL: Michael Knowles REACTS Viral Clips

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