The Michael Knowles Show - Michael Knowles REACTS to SPICY Shorts & TikToks | You Laugh, You Lose!

Episode Date: April 19, 2025

Can Michael Knowles keep a straight face while watching some of the darkest, most controversial humor on TikTok? In this You Laugh, You Lose challenge, Michael reacts to edgy, unfiltered comedy—brea...king down what’s funny, what’s just wrong, and why dark humor triggers so many people today.   Will he crack under the pressure, or does his sense of humor hold up? Play along and see if you can survive the challenge!   - - -   Today’s Sponsor:   Home Title Lock - Go to https://hometitlelock.com/knowles and use promo code KNOWLES to get a FREE title history report so you can find out if you’re already a victim AND 14 days of protection for FREE! And make sure to check out the Million Dollar TripleLock protection details when you get there! Exclusions apply. For details visit https://hometitlelock.com/warranty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:06 understand that one? Cookie. It's Tee-He-H-H-Tuesday. Okay, who sent these in? All right, we got three rounds, three teams. We have the Crem de la Crem versus me versus Jacob. All right, because Markella still is waiting until Easter. And she's Eastern Orthodox, so I don't know, their Easter might be in September or something.
Starting point is 00:01:32 I don't know how long their length goes. Take it away. You got it funny. The World Health Organization is changing the name of Monkeypox to M-Pox due to concerns that the original could be considered racist, which I didn't even really think was an issue, but now I'm just wondering, what's the N in N95? That's pretty good. Not yet not yet yet not yet America
Starting point is 00:02:40 Banzai Fight of Fy Yeah And Douds Dredo D-Dol
Starting point is 00:02:52 No No, because No, no good so I'm
Starting point is 00:03:02 I'm can't I can't I can Great. Thank you. I'm going to another great.
Starting point is 00:03:17 You may be to get it. So, so, so, so, so, so. I did see it before. And there are a couple
Starting point is 00:03:28 funny moments like that one at the end and the JD face is like the JD meme. But it's really more beautiful than it is funny. So I would say, I'll go with the S&L one.
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Starting point is 00:05:31 Pretty good. Those are both good. No one, I didn't quite do it for me. Not quite my temple. Well, it's between the Israeli soldier and the Disney dry cleaning. They're both good. They're both very good. I'll give a slight edge to Disney dry cleaning because there was more of a button on the joke.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Really, if there had been... when he reaches down and grabs the corridor, if like, something could explode it, that would have given the edge to it. Both very, very good, though. I give it, I give it a 51 to 49. How do you think it was? Was it your boy? It was the creme del a crem.
Starting point is 00:06:32 It was Matthew, your boy. Really? Matthew from the crim to the crem's on the board. Oh, good stuff. Good job, team. Did you have the Jewish one? No, that was Jacob. You didn't get the workout joke.
Starting point is 00:06:43 It's whatever. I should have known. It didn't do it for me. It just didn't do it for me at all. Not quite my tempo. It's all good. No worries. Jacob, though, got very, very close to being on the board.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I've got a son. I'm a huge sports fan. Every fiber of my being wants this kid to be great at sports. Yeah, he's a complete white. It's going to be an uphill battle. I can admit it. If it wasn't clearly illegal, I would give my kid steroids almost immediately. Part of he does feel like I should be allowed to.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Other parents are giving their kids hormone blockers. I can't give my kid extra. should be able to take him to the doctor to be like technically he's a two-year-old boy, but he's been telling me he feels like a slam dunk champion, so shoot him up, Doc. That's how he feels.
Starting point is 00:07:35 I agree with it. I just, maybe there's just a kind of tedium at this point in our culture to all the trans stuff. Like we, I feel like we basically won. But I don't know. So maybe if I had heard that joke two years ago, I might have done more for me.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I agree with it. I just didn't, it didn't totally tickle me. Oh, God, I'm afraid. Wait. I've been roaming around. I was looking down. Doesn't do a ton for me. I mean, this is not a strong round.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Yeah, that's the one. That was Jacob. Yep. All. Jacob's on the board. Wow. Wow. Three-way tie.
Starting point is 00:08:33 It says three-way tie. Wow. Have we ever had that? Wow. We've never had it. But just in case. there's an extra meme just to send people off. Well, okay.
Starting point is 00:08:42 All right, let's take it away. Actually, Markella deleted it from the server. So we'll just have to say goodbye this way. Bye.

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