The Michael Knowles Show - Trump’s Funniest Highlights from 45—And Now, 4 More Years!

Episode Date: January 18, 2025

Get ready for 4 more years of laughs as Michael Knowles looks back at Donald Trump’s funniest moments! From his epic trolling of the press to hilarious nicknames and unforgettable interactions with world leaders, we’re reliving the best of 45 as we count down to 47. Don’t miss this trip down memory lane—and get ready for what’s next!     Join the celebration! Use code 47 at https://dailywire.com/subscribe for 47% off your membership today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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a little less than two days. I will be in Washington, D.C., live for the inauguration. In fact, my show, the Michael Nulls show, will kick off all of Daily Wires' coverage for the inauguration, I guess at 8.30 Eastern, and then we'll roll through, and then President Cofephe comes back into power, and it's going to be great. For a little preview of what we can expect over the next four years,

the producers have compiled some of the greatest hits so far. You are the best of press. President Trump's nicknames. Little pencil neck. Shiff, watermelon head. Pocohantus? Crooked Hillary. Crazy Bernie. Lapping Kamala.

L.A. F. F. I.N. Apostrophe. Rond Sanctimonious. Alfredi Newman. Birdbrain. Tampon. Tim. Sleepy Joe Biden. Obamna? Obama. Let me be clear.

They're all great. The ones that seem the weakest are somehow the best. L-A-F-F-I-E. And plosrophy. Love it. What are we going to have next for all these senators who are trying to hold up his nominees? What are we going to have next

for the Prime Minister of Denmark? Oh, can you imagine when we send the F-35s over Greenland to take over? Oh, man, I can't wait. Now we turn to, it's called we do a little trolling. We do a little trolling.

It's called we do a little trolling. You know, she said she had 33,000 emails, and the emails were for her yoga lessons. You know, she's not big into yoga. If she is, she's not getting her money. Oh, here's another one. Go home to mom. Go home to mom. And your mother is voting for Trump. She's voting for Trump. True. President Obama was constantly chewing gum. And then on top of that, he took it out of his mouth,

put it back. You can't do it. It's disgusting. Somebody had to do it. I am the chosen one. Somebody had to do it. Somebody had to do it. Keep it tight. The soul's on it. Never touches the human hand. Very good. Nice and full. Thank you.

Good. This is just so beautiful. It's called we do a little drooling. Even when he gets up there and your mother works for, you all know my doctor, Dr. Vinnie Bumbas? Oh, I tell you, no respect, no respect he gets. The guy is the greatest stand-up comedian alive today, certainly since Norm MacDonald died. There's no question about it. 9-11.

Now we turn to the best of fighting the president. I've got to come over and see the fake news. Let's go. She's shocked that I picked her. I don't remember that. I'm not thinking, Mr. President. That's okay. I know you're not thinking. You never do. I'm sorry? Please, don't be a baby. What a stupid question that is. What a stupid question. But I watch you a lot, you ask a lot of stupid questions. You know why they're trying to talk everybody out of voting? People aren't buying at CNN, you dumb bastards. Mr. President alike, can you give us a question? You're attacking us. Can you give us a question? Can you give us a question? Don't be.

Can you give us a question? I'm not going to give you a question. Can you stay categorized? You are fake news. Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia. Russia, Russia. Russia. It was all bullshit.

It's in the head turn, especially as a child of New York who grew up there. I'm pretty familiar with the mannerisms and rhetoric of New Yorkers. Your life. Bing bang. And it's even that and it's all. Even that pause. It's just so. You are fake news.

Now, you know, it's not fake news? In two days, we will be live on the ground in Washington, D.C. for President Trump's inauguration. Watch live, join the fight, Dailywire.com slash subscribe. All the coverage kicking off with the Michael Knowles show, 8.30 Eastern Time. You're going to get me. Then you can go make a sandwich or whatever when I go off the screen.

But then I'm going to come back on the screen because we're going to be covering the inauguration live from D.C. Inocuration Day, January 20th. Watch it with. us. Vin Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Michael Knowles, Andrew Claven, and Jeremy Boren, live from D.C. Donald Trump's historic second term officially begins. Coverage starts at 8.30 a.m. Eastern. Watch live on Daily Wire Plus. Next up, President Trump with world leaders. The orb. I remember the orb.

Getting a good picture everybody, so they look nice and handsome. That was the best one. Abe was terrific. He's R-I-P. The coy fish was great, but the best one, the best of any of those interactions, better than the orb, better than pulling people in for the handshake,

was that, all right, you're going to make sure we look nice and good and thin, and then that cut to Kim Jong-un. Next up, best of President Trump with children. Well, that's really good. Well, you just have a good time. Are you still a believer in Santa?

Because at 7 it's marching, right? Future construction worker. Where's your daddy? And your mommy, right? Do you want to go back to them or do you want to stay with Donald Trump? Trump. Trump, that's great. The construction work is great,

but the best one without question is, you're still a believer in Santa? Because it's seven, it's marginal, right? Kind of marginal. Some of the best Trump tweets, this was back when Twitter was Twitter. Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog,

and we'll do it again, just watch. He can do much better. Listen, President Trump understands matters of the heart. You're beautiful. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. That one's almost dull by Trump standards. That one's almost so obvious. This is one of the greatest that he's ever posted.

I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th. There's a reason that one sticks around and keeps popping up. healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good, and changes. Autism! Many such cases. I know you're not allowed to say that. Maybe now you are allowed to say that because Bobby Kennedy is the health guru of America, but I don't know, it seems like there are at least some such cases. I remember this one too. Barney Frank looked disgusting, nipples protruding in his blue shirt before Congress bear. very disrespectful it was. It was. You shouldn't, you should dress in a manner befitting the dignity or the ideal dignity of that chamber. I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke, of course, of course,

good point. The American flag, there you go, baby. There it is. Wow. Where's the best tweet? You didn't get the best tweet. The very best tweet that President Trump has ever made is a great book for you. reading enjoyment, reasons to vote for Democrats by Michael J. Knowles. The American people agreed with the thesis of that book in November. Perhaps there will be an expanded edition. Perhaps we can get another blurb from President Trump. There will be ample time during this, his second term. Look forward to seeing you all at the inauguration.