The Michael Knowles Show - Try Not To Laugh: Michael REACTS To Spicy Tiktoks

Episode Date: December 7, 2025

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are the same? Are you lost? It's Tee-He-He-He Twins Day. You should have made a special stinger for that. That's disappointing. Take it away. Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday. And right now, you can save 50 pounds per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

Is that real or is that AI? Are you asking me for real? Yeah, yeah, all right. Let's go. Next one. Life is worth living. Life is worth living. Next one.

Next one. We're just doing anti-Semitic memes in here and now. Did Professor Jacob okay that one? I think it should be clear from my reaction. It's the your meme is under construction. I don't speak Mandarin. Because it's so, it's so beautifully constructed. What people are not going to appreciate about that is

it's a joke about the medium of memes. Because we used to watch television, for instance. And now we don't. We just doomscroll and look at memes. And that was a meme constructed, essentially, as a television show. Even with the little stinger at the end, it was really, really superb. Really superb. Next one.

Who do you think it was? Oh. Was that Michaela May? It was Professor Jacob. No. No. Wow. Okay, next one.

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It's like this for quite a while. He's like this. And then maybe he sniffs. You are now a normal rat. I've never seen that. And I want to say it's AI, but I don't think it is. Next one. He who is resistant to change is destined to perish.

So why don't you try to open up that mind of ears? You know, it's like, look at Kevin. Real mature, man. Yeah, don't you ever tell me how to live my life again? It's pretty good. It's going to be tough to beat. Hi, buddy. Are you lost?

Sora is unbelievable. Sora is definitely a brave young man. But I'm afraid it goes to Zinn Titanic. The Zinn Titanic. And that was Mr. Davies. It was your boy. Yeah. I knew it.

I knew it. That was a good, though. That was a good one. Next one. Yeah, I know that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty brutal up there. Can you confirm this is you? Yeah, that's, uh...

We have an unnamed source claiming you may, in fact, be a white supremacist. So, whites, I'm not a white citizen. I just saved an entire family up there, and not that it matters at all, but those were Mexican. The family was in fact Guatemalan. Are you saying on the record that all Hispanics look the same? What's this? What are you doing? Yeah, it doesn't work because that's not the media in 2025. That's the media in like 2021 or something, 2022.

The title doesn't work. The bit is funny. The title doesn't work. Did we make that? Was that one of you who made that? No. It's very good. Was that just like going around TikTok?

Anyway, it's accurate. Maria, select your person. Oh my God. What is happening? Just pick a person. I just like a person. Any person? I'm going to go for the dude in the middle.

Took a sip at a bad moment. Next one. It's good. It made me think a little too long, but it's good. Sure did. Triple A's. In six months, you'll have to check them again. What was the first one of that round?

I think it was the two comedians you like. Oh, yeah, yeah. What was the second one? Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, yeah, that's funny. It's accurate. But no, it's the shooting one. The shooting one for sure.

Who was it? I actually think that was your boy. Unfortunately, no, but I like the trust that you have in me. It was the mysterious Michaela May. Man, I really blew it. I really, I swapped a couple there that were, hmm. That was a very strong round. The funniest one of all was, bro, your meme is loading.

That was really, actually magnificent. Really, really good stuff. Okay, I'm Michael Nulls. This is the Michael Nulls show. See you tomorrow. I'm fired. USAA knows dynamic duos can save the day, like superheroes and sidekicks or auto and home insurance. With USAA, you can bundle your auto and home and save up to 10%.

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