The Mismatch - The 10 Most Real Things in the NBA
Episode Date: November 12, 2024Verno and Jacoby discuss how disappointed they are with the growing number of injuries around the league (01:25). They then each share five things that they believe is true so far this NBA season (13:...41). The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Hosts: Chris Vernon and David Jacoby Producer: Jessie Lopez Social: Keith Fujimoto Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Welcome to the mismatch.
I'm Chris Vernon.
And joining me as he does every week from The Ringer.com is Dave Jacoby.
Jacobi.
Sabine Verno.
All right, so we got a bunch of stuff to get to.
It's been a fun week, but unfortunately, the NBA season has already been marred by injuries.
We did not get one of the best players of the season to play yet,
though he is supposed to make his debut this week in Joel and B.
But it feels like we're like 10 games into the year.
Paulo Bancaro is already out.
John Morant's out.
Zioner Williamson's out.
Chad Holmgren is out.
Really, the whole Pelicans team was out.
Tyrese Maxie is out.
I mean, it feels like we can't watch, you know,
DeJonte Murray at the very beginning of the season.
Yeah, I mean, and it feels like we can't even watch a game
without having to worry about this now.
And so inevitably, as these injuries keep pocketing.
filing up, especially at even young players, there's going to be a whole round of theories
that come around again. Some of them are, of course, freak accidents. And then as I talked to you
about a few weeks ago, I have really wondered about the deloading that has gone on and what
impact that has. I mean, this is all going to be stuff that is going to be hash through.
It's going to be probably pretty boring for people to hash through it. Because in the end,
We just don't want guys being injured.
But I was telling somebody yesterday,
sometimes when I think about stories of the past
and when I first started covering the NBA,
it feels like I'm talking about like Bear Bryant and the Junction Boys, right?
But it was really just like 15, 20 years ago that, you know,
Mike Furtello is having a training camp that I'm covering,
and it's two weeks and it's two a days.
and then it's a preseason and then the season began and I do wonder if there is going to be
some kind of look back and say hey how were guys given the travel now given the nutrition
now given all the things we have how were we seemingly having guys even at you know in their
30s playing an extended amount of minutes with four and five nights, with 25 back to backs,
like all of those things.
And yet the injuries seem worse now.
In the end, most people don't care how it comes about.
I think maybe what we can hope is that there's going to be some kind of real self-reflection
that goes on and maybe it will lead to healthier.
I know there's all kinds of theories.
these guys play a million games.
There's only so many miles.
These guys are so athletic.
The game has played different now.
But all I know is, I think as an NBA fan,
I think you'll agree, Jacoby.
It sucks to be watching these games and be worried every time a guy hits a ground
that we might not get to watch and play for a month.
It sucks.
And this week has been tough, especially for injuries.
But, you know, trying to be positive here.
Like, we try to be positive.
Yeah, yeah.
Not a lot of these are like seasonenders.
You know?
That's right.
there's not a lot of just like, oh, gone for the year.
We'll see him next year, see what happens next fall.
So that part's something to look up to.
But there's some impactful ones.
Like we talked about Bancaro and how much he does for the magic.
And now you see it without him.
You're like, whoa.
And with Chet, like you saw what the thunder put out on the court.
They had five starters that literally were my height.
They were all my height.
I think Shea was the tallest starter in the game.
And they're going up against the clippers and Zubaj.
And it's like they're just trying to do whatever they can.
I think from the Thunder you're going to see really, really small lineups.
And there's going to just be pest, just defensive pests.
Well, even at the end of that game, they're up by five.
They throw the ball down to Zubots.
And like, I think it was Jalen Williams.
One of the guys just like grabs his short.
And it was like tug on him.
And then Zubots finishes it.
And they're like A and one.
And I was like, that was a crisis.
Like you can't, you're up five.
It's the only thing you can't do.
And so they're just going to have to mix a match and figure it out, obviously, Guiltons Alexander went huge last night.
A couple of things worth mentioning from last night.
The Nets Pelicans.
I want to mention this because I thought this was so funny.
I flipped it over and was watching it on League Pass because I saw it was coming down to the end.
I'm texting you about it because this is the game.
And you said, I'm listening to the Nets game on the radio.
I refuse to pay for the net.
And okay, so you've got to explain this to me
why you can't see the nets on television.
Well, they, so they've got this thing.
So there's the MSG network that the Knicks are on,
this yes network that the Nets are on.
And they've come together for this like Gotham Sports app,
it's called, right?
And there's different tiers.
And you can buy the tier
which just brings you the Nix or you can buy the tier
that brings you the Nix and the Nets.
And I'm so pissed that I have to pay extra for the Nix games,
that I was like, no chance.
I was like, I'll be fine without the Nets games.
But then when you see it's close at the end against the Pelicans,
I was like, I want to see what happened.
So then I click on it to listen to it, right, with the NBA app.
Because, you know, I was watching the football game on the TV,
so I had it on my phone.
And then they had a review at the end.
And, like, reviews are terrible vibe killers when you're watching the game.
But listening on the radio, you can't even, like, see the replays.
So they're just like chit-chatting, talking about some play.
I think it was off somebody or somebody else.
And the reviews are excruciating when you're listening to the audio.
Excruciating.
Okay.
So what happened is at the end of the game, there's this three that takes place and then they can't figure it out.
So then there's a jump ball.
And the jump ball gets hit out.
And the pelicans hit it out, right?
I am watching on the pelicans feed.
And so you know the crushing blow that it is.
when your TV crew has the replay,
they show the replay in slow-mo,
and you're like, oh, no, it's out on us, right?
So they're like, yep, that's out on, right?
Okay, that happens within, I don't know,
a 30 to 40-second span.
They say, oh, no, it's out on us.
this review takes no less than six real-time minutes.
I have no idea what is going on.
And it's Joe Myers and Antonio Daniels are the announcers for the New Orleans Pelicans.
And so now for five minutes, they're just bitching about how this happens like every night.
Why do the reviews take so long?
What is going on here?
year. And I'll give you credit to Antonio Daniels because I literally laughed out loud when the referee goes up to the thing. And he goes, it has been ruled. It is out on New Orleans Brooklyn Ball. And Antonio Daniels yells, we knew that five minutes ago. I was like, oh, come on. And then, of course, they imbounded games over. So like everybody saw it. Not only are they salty. By the way,
there was 2.5 seconds left in the game.
And so it drug out this misery of them having to talk about
and the Pelicans are dropped to 3 and 8 or whatever the record is or whatever.
And, you know, I know there's injuries,
but you've got to be able to protect your home court,
you know, when you're playing a team like Brooklyn.
It's like, so it's like they're having to talk about this miserable existence,
which is that we're about to lose to the Brooklyn Nets on a ball
that just happened to go out of bounds.
on a tip and the reps took like 10 minutes to do it.
Just, I mean, it was, it was torturous.
When you see the replay, it usually takes about one or two.
And then you know exactly what happened.
They should all be much, much shorter.
They always say, like, I used to have a joke.
It was, you know, a woman knows whether or not she's going to sleep with a man in the first 30 seconds.
And I'm like, I'm like, what are you thinking for the other 27 seconds?
You know?
I know one second.
And I feel the same way with replays.
But the,
the Pelicans,
in particular,
we talk about injuries in a second ago.
The Pelicans,
they did this.
It's just,
it's comical.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
And the Zion thing is just,
the worst.
We're going to get to a bunch of these
when we go through our,
is it real,
things that have happened so far,
whether or not we believe in them or not.
But that Ness Pelicans game is going on.
The Cavs remained undefeated,
uh,
by virtue of winning,
last night.
The Rockets stumped out, the Washington.
The thunder, as we mentioned, got a little dicey there at the end,
but they were able to win their first game without Chad Holmgren in the lineup.
SGA was great in that game.
And then before we move on to our subject of this week,
oh, no.
You know, what was the name of that band?
Who was the name of that band?
What was the name of that band that says,
It's too late to apologize.
It's too late.
Do you remember that brand?
No idea.
Yeah, you do.
I know the song.
You know that song.
You know that song.
I know the song.
Too late to.
Oh, I know what you're doing now.
You're going to make me apologize about Victor Wimbunyama.
That's what you're going to do.
It was Timberland featuring one republic.
Oh, of course it was.
Yes.
And yes, I am going to make you.
apologize to Victor Wenbanima, who you have besmirched, who you have called Luz Benyama,
who you have raked over the coals for early season struggles, less than 10 games the guys played.
And then by game 11, I present to you that the Spurs had a 20-point win against the Sacramento Kings,
Victor Winminyama
34 points
13 of 22 from the field
6 of 12 from 3
14 rebounds
6 assists 3 blocks in a steel
listen
you know
we're been influencers here
you know because I started getting on
Winbenyama two weeks ago
everyone started catching up last week
and then he responds with a performance like that
he looked great he looked great and again I'm never
going to say that Victor Wyn Miamma is not going to be
a great player. He's going to be a future MVP, future base elite.
I'm just saying, and just like everyone else is, he's taking way too many threes.
He doesn't use his size around the rim as much as he should.
Every time he sets a pick, he doesn't pick and roll, he picks and pops.
And now that he takes too many threes.
He takes deep, deep, deep threes.
Really deep threes.
I love what he does on defense.
I want to see him get more rebounds and take less threes and just be bigger.
Just be bigger and strong.
Use your side.
You know, I've got a wonder here.
you sound a lot like
opposing anonymous GM
or whatever that was that quote they came out
opposing anonymous scouts
says Victor Womenyama is like
you know
the people
people are it's like he's shooting
22% from three and people are like
opposing scout says that
they don't mind but Victor Mendovin
when Yama shoot threes of course not
he's taking 7.6 and he's taking 30 foot threes
and a 19% clip
of course he don't mind
He's coming around, though.
Last night was the beginning.
Last night was the beginning of the breakout.
All right.
So we have had, you know, virtually nine.
Give a sell back.
For sure.
Nine to 11 games roughly that have been played by every team.
And there are a lot of happenings that have taken place already in the NBA.
We are going to decide on five things we think that are real.
Things that have happened thus far that we believe are.
in fact going to end up being true.
You want a start or you want me to?
You start.
The only thing that can stop Yokic from winning a fourth MVP in five years is him getting hurt.
This is madness because every year we debate like, is you the best player or is it?
What does it mean to be the most valuable?
Like, I don't know how anybody can watch the Nuggets.
Like, every win they have, it takes every bit of these just,
video game stats.
The other night they win by two against the math,
the 122, 120 win.
37, 18, and 15.
Now, by the way, Jacoby,
let's just say I'm playing the Nuggets tomorrow night, right?
My entire game plan theoretically is,
hey, let's slow this guy down,
especially when you're a team
that has met with them in the playoffs and seen him a bunch.
So far this season, he is averaging 29.7 points, 13.7 rebounds, 11.7 assists shooting 56% from the field and 56% from 3.
He is also never.
And he's never played over 35 minutes in a season.
He's averaging 38.
So he's playing 38 minutes every night.
and he is leading the league.
He's like at the top in rebounds.
He's at the top of an assist.
He's right there in scoring.
He could very well lead in every category.
Triple double.
Yes.
He could lead in every category, too.
He could lead the league in the three major categories.
And the craziest thing is his team around him has obviously gotten worse.
And now they lose Aaron.
Aaron Gordon in the process.
And you keep on thinking like, okay, well, like the answer is typically next man up.
You know, like just, all right, well, Aaron Gordon's out.
Next man up.
Somebody's got to step up.
You know, that's the way basketball teams work.
Everybody's got injuries.
Somebody's got to step up.
It's like every time somebody goes down or anybody gets traded or they take something out of that lineup or, frankly,
if he's out there with four bench guy.
The answer is never somebody else steps up.
It's just he does more.
Every time.
He does.
And somehow, like at some point, it's got to run out.
Like at some point he can't do more.
Oh, I don't know.
But that time is not now.
So that stat lines was at 38, you know, 36, 18 and 15.
37, 18, and 15, right?
So think about every one of those individual performances.
If you had a point guard that had 15 assists, you'd be like, what an amazing night.
What an amazing night.
And if you had a big, like a Rudy Gobert that had 18 rebounds, he'd be like, God, he was really, if you had a score that had 37 points, individually, each one of those stats is a career night.
And he has them all at the same time.
He doesn't, you know, some triple doubles, they're not all triple doubles are created equal.
You know, those ones where the guy needs two, two assists or two rebounds and they sort of like reverse engineer.
it so he gets it.
Then the coach takes him out the second he gets the triple double.
Like,
no,
no.
Like,
Yokic is,
you're just blowing up these teams.
Okay.
So here's what I'm saying,
because when I'm talking about like,
this is real and like,
this is like a real thing that he could win the fourth MVP in five years.
Who is the second best player?
Yonis.
But the gap is so far right now.
It's tough.
And,
what the guy?
He's on a two-win team to guys.
Kobe. And I don't think he even cares about the MVP. I seriously don't think he cares at all.
I mean, I think a lot of people would say Donchich, right? Donch is probably like, you know, when you're saying a good team and kind of does everything. But to wit, Nicolioch is averaging 29.7. Donchich is average in 28. He's averaging 14 rebounds. Donchis is averaged at 8. He's averaging 12 assists. Donchich is averaging 8.
I told you he's shooting 56 and 56, Donchich is averaging 41% from the field, 33% from
3. That's what's happened just so far this season. Obviously, these numbers are going to change. Certainly
those percentages are going to go up. History tells us that that is the case. But it's just like
even the counting numbers difference between him and everybody else is just appalling right now.
like I think this is at least through 10 games
this is the greatest distance we've ever had
between who is the best player in the league
and whoever is the second best player in the league.
Again, just the first 10 or 11 game.
I could disagree with that.
There was some pretty good Jordan years
where it was not a conversation.
But the fact that we were so concerned about this team,
do you remember no shooting?
Are they wasting Yokic?
and when they started slow, they're seven and three now.
You know, they're playing pretty well.
They're winning games.
And if he's up in the top, if he's up at the top of the Western Conference,
he's going to win the MVP.
If this team struggles,
and even if Yokic isn't injured,
if they fall deep into the plan,
I could see him not getting the MVP.
With Kevin Grant's injury.
Look, I am, look, if you were to look at my house,
I got Jordan stuff everywhere.
I'm a Jordan guy.
37, 18, and 15 on those Jordan.
I think it was a game against the heat
where he had he caught a pass with his right hand over his head
and it looked like he was a water polo player
you know how the water polo players have a ball above the water
and they move it around and then throw a pass
he caught it he never touched it with his left hand
he caught it like a water polo player and then hit
somebody I forget who it wasn't a straw they're cutting the baseline
for a dunk it's he's amazing he's amazing
I'm typing in Michael Jordan career high assist.
Do you think he ever had a 15 assist game?
No.
Huh?
No.
You don't think so?
No, unless someone, unless he was gambling on it.
That's the only way that he could get 15 assists.
It's if he had 100 grand on getting over 14 assists in a game, and then he'd have 35.
I wonder.
I'm sure Michael Jordan never gambled on basketball.
I'm sure Michael Jordan never gambled on basketball.
There's no chance.
That's impossible.
Michael, all right, Michael Jordan.
Hold on.
Career high assist.
He must have gotten 15 once.
Hold on.
He must have once.
This is going to be great.
He must have.
Michael Jordan had his most assist in the game versus the Trailblazers March
1989 with 17 assists.
17.
He had 15 or more.
Five times.
Five times in his career.
Yeah, he just did it Sunday night.
All right.
So I think after you say what you feel is real,
I'll either co-signing or not, you do the same.
I'm going to say that that does feel real.
It feels undeniable.
I don't even think he's trying to get the MVP.
I don't even think he wants the MVP.
It's just impossible not to give it to him at this point.
It's impossible.
But we'll see.
Things change.
Things change.
I'll start with an individual as well.
Lamello ball.
Star, Perennial All-Star, NBA basketball player.
Okay.
Last game against the Sixers.
38, 8, and 4.
29.4 points per game.
Fifth in the NBA.
6.2 assists, 21st in the NBA.
This are just, he scored 19 points twice.
Those are his lowest offensive outputs in terms of points.
Here's his totals.
34 points, 34 points, 24 points,
27 points, 19 points, 31 points, 36 points, 19 points, 25 points, 31 points, 38 points.
He scored 30, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times in 10 games.
30.
And those are just the numbers.
When you watch the games, it's unconventional, it's fun, it's a little wild,
it doesn't feel like he is a true refined, under control,
end product of who he's going to be,
but there's so much potential there.
And if he stays healthy, he's going to be an All-Star
every single year.
I know. But he's there, every single year.
He is a, we forgot about him.
Yeah.
Because he, these last two seasons.
With injuries. I think Garland and Bitball have sort of reminded us
of who they are when they're health.
And I also think that, that
I would have to put together
like it would take me a minute
but I would say off the top of my head
he is certainly in the top five of the most fun guys to watch
I said that
I saw that meme a couple of weeks ago
that he plays like there's 10,000 chicks in the stand
and he's like in there saying like he's just doing
this Chino Hill stuff like he's shooting off
one leg. He's literally doing
anything he wants to do.
And he also might be the best
combination of player and announcer.
Because their announcer is
just off the charts. I mean, when he
hit the three the other night from the corner
with the guts of a
cat burglar.
And then even when he's walking at the bench, he's like,
LaBello ball, you've
always got a chance if he's in.
Like he had like 16
points in the last like nine minutes
of that game. Now again, that
Philly team stinks.
Stinks.
And so, but the fact that it's like, you know, you can flip them on.
And between him and Trey, man, they do some really fun stuff.
And then you, and then you watch long enough and then you just end up hating Grant Williams again.
If you had to play as much as I thought he would for them.
But Lamello's shooting 13.
It's too much.
It's too much.
133s a game hitting 37%.
That was the big question mark about his jump shot.
I co-sign this.
Like, this guy was a superior talent.
And then he showed us very early in his career.
It's just we have forgotten.
Lamello Ball did not fall off of the radar because he wasn't good anymore.
He's one of those guys that when he plays, he is good.
And now he has gotten better.
That team needs to get better, you know, because Anthony Edwards is playing in conference finals.
You know what I mean?
Also, I don't know if you were watching.
in that game the other night.
If I was Nick Nurse,
I would have gone to jail
over the foul.
Lamello
like maimed the ball handler.
And then like Charles Lee's like
might as well,
you know,
I got a challenge.
Might as well challenge it.
And after he maimed the ball handler,
they won the challenge
on this poke away
because they said he hit the ball first.
Yes.
And I was like,
you have got,
I mean,
if I was Nickner's,
You would have had to get Bond for me.
I mean, so maybe he gets superstar calls, too.
Who knows?
I wonder if that was somebody under the novello.
The more explaining the refs have to do, the more they know they messed up.
Yeah.
You know, it's like the longer they're up there.
I don't know what the protocol is.
They can never smile.
They can never say anything interesting.
They have to talk like a robot.
And I don't know, sometimes they say the numbers.
Sometimes they say the names.
But whenever they, the more explaining that they do,
the more I feel like they messed up.
That's how I feel about rest.
I'm watching that.
And I'm like,
the idea that you could get a fingertip on a ball
and then just truck a guy is crazy.
Yeah,
I do feel like the entire Hornets coaching staff
watched the replay.
They're like, listen,
smoke them if you got them.
You're not going to a challenge.
They're probably drawing up defensive plays.
And they're like right in the middle of the huddle.
They're like, wait a second, what?
Our ball?
Because just the ball first.
Lamella ball.
He's real.
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Okay, well, you were Mr. Positive.
And I guess I was Mr. Positive at the beginning, too.
I guess we got to, we got to filter these in.
Oh, boy.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Zion is just going to become an all-time what-if.
Oh.
Like, I'm, I can't do this anymore.
I can't do it.
It's both hamstrings now that he's hurt.
Like, and this.
was look at the shape he's in.
He's getting in the best shape of his life.
And it's like, I just, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Obviously, look, I'm sure David Griffin feels the same way.
It's like, they can't build out around him.
It's just, it's just holding the franchise hostage with hoping that you're going to be what you.
I think this guy could be like first ballot, Hall of Famer, top five, top 10 player in the league.
if he could ever just stay healthy.
And it's like every year.
And then even last year, we got teased all the way to the end.
Yep.
And then he had like 40 and 11 and they've got the Lakers.
It's like, oh, wow.
Look at this.
This is what we've been waiting for forever.
And then he left.
And it was over.
And it's like every time you start to be like, okay.
and he hadn't started off the season gangbusters by any means.
No.
But now we know these soft tissue injuries and he's going to be out for a long time
and then he's going to come back and he's not going to trust it.
And then I'm just, I mean, how many years?
It's like I've stuck with it this whole time.
I really have.
I've stuck with it this whole time.
But I think I've just come to terms with this is,
I'm going to look back and it's just always going to be a man,
what if that guy could have stayed healthy?
The it's hard for me to disagree with this.
I did a little research on his history.
And he got injured in high school.
He got injured in college.
Remember when he blew out the shoe?
He got injured in Summer League.
And then he gets injured in his rookie year.
Like, at some point, you have to say to yourself, is it?
It is what it is.
Is this what it going to be with him?
What's his trade value, right?
Because remember he was going to, like, the Knicks where there's like some rumors or
the next interesting, blah, blah, blah.
What would you give up to bring Zion
onto your franchise?
I mean, they always keep saying, right?
It's been a long, it's long been known.
The best ability is availability,
and that's what he is deficient in,
is being available for you.
Look, someone will always take the chance on it.
Someone will always take the chance on it.
But, I mean, I just keep on going,
like at some point,
he's going to get in the best shape of his life
and he's just going to condition or something
he's going to say you know what
I
whatever my ceiling is
I never want to look back and regret
that I didn't hit that ceiling
and I got fooled again with the
oh look at him look how much weight he's dropped
oh yeah look at look at the kind of shape he's in
and I'm like you know what man
people do grow up there's always
that summer or there's always that time
where guys finally just say, you know what,
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna dedicate myself to this.
I'm gonna eat all the right foods.
I'm gonna do all the stretches.
I'm gonna do all the workouts.
You know,
my body is
what is making me
these millions of dollars
and I'm finally gonna take
all of this super seriously
because I don't want to look back
and regret what has been.
And I just,
I don't know if he cares.
I wonder, here's what, here's what I want.
I want you to refine your statement.
What are you saying is real about Zion Williams?
That it's never happening.
It's never happening.
No, not in the way, no, no, not in the way that we wanted it to.
Not in the way that we wanted it to.
Sometimes, like remember the big thing coming.
We've never seen the prospect.
This was a best player on a championship team level player.
a prospect like this before.
We've never seen somebody that weighs this much
do those things. Sometimes I'm like, maybe there's a reason
for that. Maybe there's a reason.
Maybe there's a reason we don't see a lot of 300-pound
guys, windmill dunking, 360
dunking. And when it's right, it's
so right. It's not,
it isn't a bailability issue. It's not a
basketball talent issue because when he
is going downhill, I
sometimes I watch him get the ball. It's like, he's going to
finish on the left side of the hoop, and
he gets there. You can't stop him getting
there, and you can't stop him once it's there.
Jacoby, I have felt, I feel like I've been on the, I've hung on way longer than most.
Like, I still believe Zion Williamson could be the best player on a championship level team.
No, you don't.
Now I don't.
I'm done.
This was it.
I'm done.
Can't do it anymore.
I did.
I watched Timmy.
Go, anybody can go, look.
Does he get another match deal?
Yo, I'm going to tell you this.
You want to roll your eyes at me saying that?
Go pull up YouTube.
It's right there.
You can watch that game versus the Lakers last year in the game that mattered most.
And that's some of a bitch that had 40 and 11.
He was unstoppable.
Unstop.
And that's on a, playing against a team that's got freaking signs.
Like, real guys.
vet, man strength.
And it's like he's just roasting these dudes.
It's like, all right, here it comes.
And then he, so I was already like teetering.
I was already teetering last year.
But then I fell for it again.
It's like, oh, he's in the best shape of his life.
And he's coming back, whatever.
Bro, we didn't even make it 15 games.
It's almost worse.
I can't do it anymore.
When you see Chet, Chet lands horizontally on his.
his hip and he hurt himself.
You see it right there. But with Zion,
it's like tight hamstring.
It's just these lingering things that you just feel
will never get over.
It's like, it's not one particular
player incident like it wasn't college when he blew out a shoe
and he got hurt. It's like, it's just, it doesn't
happen during the game. You can't even like see
when it happens during the game.
And he's just not available. And I feel
he's going to come back. I refuse
to believe he is seriously doing the preventative
care. I refuse to believe it.
I refuse to believe it.
You know, next summer in late August, we're going to hear that Zion has lost weight,
and he spent all off-season rehabbing himself, and it's going to happen again.
I'm telling you, I'm done, done. I'm done, done.
Can't do it.
All right.
It's hard for me to disagree with you saying you're done.
So, there, I go sign it.
Your opinion.
All right, go ahead.
This is something that I think is real.
Playing the Pistons is no longer an off night for opposing teams.
it's very real.
Now, they've got four wins.
They're not tearing up the leak, all right?
Hey, they started last season three and 29,
so we're already ahead of that pace.
We're trending in the right direction.
Obviously, the coaching change has made a huge difference.
But they don't, here's, they lost by,
this is their losses.
They lost by 6, 12, 6, 6, 8.
The Knicks waxed them, 30, 12, and then they lost by 1.
So they're in games, and they're in tight games.
And Kate Cunninghead got maimed on.
Yeah.
Well, Kate's triple double streak.
I really feel like, you know, with Dern's been out back in,
but I think he's coming back soon that'll really help out.
I just feel like this team is no longer an easy out,
especially in the East.
Because what's happened with the East, we know this is real.
This isn't even going to be a question,
is the Western Conference is just dramatically better.
right now. I think things will come a little bit more back to normal, but dramatically better.
And the pissons are no longer a night off. The pissons are no longer an easy win. The pissons are no longer,
let's go to the club the night before. The pissons are a difficult team to beat.
They're 11th in defensive rating. They'll play tough.
People are still going to screw around. That's J.B. Bickerstaff, because J.B. Bickerstadt's
big defensive guy. And he's an adult in the room. And, like, that Monty Williams thing is going
have like reverberations for some time obviously financially for that franchise but even for all
those players it's like jeez there's no reason they should have been as terrible as they were
no reason you watch them and you watch the players that they have and it just speaks to how
how truly horrendous monte was with that team and and the job that you know even if you want to say
j bickerstaff's not you know a top tier coach he certainly
a good NBA coach
who can install
a system of culture
and a defense and get young players
to buy in, of which he has.
And so I think you're right
in the sense that they're not a night off,
but they will get a share of wins
because you are not in the NBA.
And you may encourage players,
hey, don't go
to the club the night before you play the Pistons,
but it does not matter what you say.
They are still going to go.
You have to, there is a, it's a right of passage, right?
Like, you have to sneak up on everybody and be a lot better than they thought you were
going to be.
Teams are still going to screw around.
That is one of the games.
And, but you'll be able to get a share of wins because they're not one of these that
you could just roll over and play against.
The business is a playoff team.
I mean,
anything is possible in the East because look, that's my next one.
The East is horrible, Jacoby.
That's my third one.
It is horrible and it's going to stay horrible.
Like, I want you to look up at that.
And part of this is because of the colossal disappointments that are the Bucks in Philadelphia.
Okay. When you took two teams that we expected to be elite and moved them into horrible so far category,
but you look up and down right now throughout the Eastern Conference,
and you have seen, I have seen the majority of those teams.
Let's set aside Cleveland and let's set aside Boston.
Okay. So I'm setting aside those two teams.
We agree.
Those teams are great.
Those teams are real.
The only teams are over 500 in the entire conference.
Think about that.
I don't even know how it's possible.
Okay.
So we're setting them aside.
Give me one team you truly believe in that you have watched so far.
That is not named Cleveland and is not named Boston.
I believe the Knicks will improve.
But right now.
I mean, four or five right now, right?
I believe, but I believe that they will figure out.
They've got new pieces.
They're clearly in some sort of adjustment phase,
learning each other and figuring it out.
And look, to your point, I would say this.
They're like top five in offense right now,
but they're lower 10, low 10 in defense.
And if we know anything.
And if we know anything,
and as the year goes on,
inevitably that should improve greatly,
that number.
right there's not going to be a tibs team with a horrendous defense and so i would take uh you know
i would take some heed to the fact that they have been very good offensively thus far and if they
just get better and better defensively then that will come around i think i agree with you on that
level but there's nothing we've watched so far that has made us believe all the topics about them
are cat stinks at rim protection and they gave up too much for bridges and it's like it's all bad
stuff. It's like nothing positive.
And no great wins either.
You know? Like no great
ones. Like they beat the Pacers.
They beat the Bucs.
Like, all right.
The Pacers don't, there's, the teams that were supposed to challenge
the Celtics were the Knicks,
the Sixers, the Bucks, the Caves, and then the
magic had a little buzz. You know, the Pacers were in the
Eastern Conference Finals last year.
None of those teams, the heat are always the heat.
None of those teams are a threat.
There's not a single team outside of,
the Cavs and the Celtics that I would pick in a seven game series.
Not a single, not even close.
I wouldn't even pick,
none of those would even go seven,
even the Knicks,
right now.
I mean,
so even if we're to the Knicks,
I mean,
we don't even right now,
I'm just saying right now,
we don't have a 14.
I don't think we have a 13.
We're talking about 13.
We don't have a 13.
Because the Knicks don't look good right now.
I'm saying I see the next potential.
Yeah, okay.
But right now I wouldn't put them in the same class.
I would not put them in the same class as the Cavs and the Celtics.
No.
Not at all.
Not even close.
But the idea that you think they're going to be there at the end and you believe in them is, I will at least accept that.
But I don't think that this, I don't think this is a 10 game thing.
No.
I don't.
I just think there's going to be this grand separation.
The East is lame.
My God, it's lame.
Just a bunch of okay teams.
There's going to be a team with like 35 wins in the plan.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
It's going to be gross.
It's going to be gross.
They should even have it this year.
They should be like, you know what?
No plan.
Last year, remember Atlanta was in there, right?
Yeah.
It's horrible.
I mean, look, right now, hey, just for, I just want everybody to know.
Right now, Dallas is in 11th place.
Okay?
in the Western Conference.
That's outside looking in.
11.
11.
They would be third.
They would be third in the east.
They're not even in the plane.
All right.
It'll be third in the Easter conference.
I got one.
I got one for you.
This is real.
The bucks are going to turn it around.
Bullshit.
Are going to turn it around.
No.
We are not on the same page.
here's who they have coming up
no
raptors pistons
hornets rockets
boll's pacer
should I continue
hornets again
heat wizards
pistons hawks
again raptors pistons
hornets piscons horrors rockets
bolls pacer's hornets heat
wizards pistons hawks
they'll be favored in all of those games
except maybe against the pacer's
I amending your statement
I amending your statement
Is this fair?
Can I amend?
Please.
By all means, amend away.
Because I'm not going to allow you over the next two weeks to claim victory because they're beating a bunch of rat teams.
So I am going to amend your statement to...
Three weeks.
Okay.
I'm going to amend your statement to the bucks are going to fool everybody for three weeks.
There you go.
There you go.
That's probably more accurate.
Yeah, the bucks are going to do.
trick us into thinking that the bucks are back, but they are not good.
This is simply a function of schedule.
They still stink, but they are 22nd in point differential.
They are 20th in offense.
They are 22nd in defense.
And this is one of the teams that I've seen in person thus far this year.
And you saw a really bad day.
I hated it.
I hated the vibe.
I hated it.
And Dame, Dame had another, had another, another bad night.
Well, and now he's in concussion protocol.
Yep.
So he's not even going to be around for this week.
So depending on how long he's out, Janus is all pissy.
You know, if you don't want to be here, get out of here.
He's talking to, like, I don't know who he's talking to in that.
I can't be a teammate.
It just can't be.
But after the Knicks loss, he was talking about competing.
He used the word compete all the time.
We're not competing.
Someone wants to compete.
We need to compete.
You guys start looking at the coach.
And the Yonis trade stuff, I think it's talked about two.
much, but it's tough to have 43 points in a loss.
It's just hard.
I was laughing so hard.
I mean, the two different, well, the two different memes that I've seen this week,
the whole, what did they expect?
And they've got like, you know, these pictures of Doc Rivers and Darwin Ham sitting
next to each other.
And then I saw somebody the other day posted their record with and without.
than Asa Sonsa da Cumpo
That's what's missing
What do you make of the Jalen Brown
Fake Handshake?
I
I will say
When I saw the video
I
laughed
So I laughed at it
I wasn't watching that part of the game
But I am
I am super immature
I love silly shit.
So, like, you know, those dad jokes and like that kind of, I mean, it's so childish.
It's so childish.
And the fact that like Jalen Brown would get mad about it and called it childish makes me laugh even more.
Because I get it.
But, I mean, it's, I mean, it's just, it's child.
Yes.
Look, I agree with Jalen Brown.
It is childish.
I also think it's funny.
I think it's funny.
When I first saw just the handshake clip,
I was like, this is hilarious.
Janice, you are my favorite.
Amazing.
But I then got the context of what happened prior.
Right.
Elbowed Dylan Brown in the head.
He elbowed him in the head.
Imagine you're playing basketball.
Someone elbows you in the head hard.
You're hurt.
And then you're running back on defense.
And then he puts his hand out like,
my bat.
It was an apology.
handshake that he did it on.
That's the part where it's like, ah,
it's, you know, like I always say, it's not about what you do,
it's, it's how you do it.
That was the wrong time for that,
the wrong time, but I did laugh too.
I think it's hilarious, because I like you and very immature.
If you fall over in my,
around me, I will laugh at you.
Right. Right.
I'm with it.
Bucks are going to trick us in the coming.
The bucks will make us think that they've turned it around,
but they haven't really turned it around.
that is real. Fair.
We have to mention the only undefeated team in the NBA.
I think you and I are both on the same base.
Cleveland as a title contender is real.
Oh, are you actually putting that in?
Because I was like, I can't do that.
They're 12 and 0.
Understood.
But I think there's, I even saw yesterday some of this.
This is very 60 win hawks feeling, right, like that,
Which, interestingly enough, was my Boottenhozer team,
Ackinson was a Boottenholster guy, right?
This whole idea that like, hey, this is, I think,
I think there is a sentiment of like, this is a cute story, right?
And like, yeah, they're off to a great start.
And Atkinson's, you know, new coach,
he's got all these guys feeling really good.
Deris Garland playing at this very high level.
You know, their core four guys are all wrapped up and all this kind of stuff.
But I think when you look at the landscape of the Easter conference as we talked about already, and then you look at, look, the divide is so great in terms of their record.
But even if you just watch them, you know, very early in the season when we did our overreactions, I said, I was Knicks over Celtics.
That's how I started.
And I said, I should have been higher on the calves.
That was just very early that I thought that now as this is extended.
And the thing I'll say about this team is a little different.
I think this team, I do think they could win 60.
I think it could be like that good of a team this year.
And I also think that Atkinson has gotten all of them.
Like every once in while you read about this stuff and I get it.
They're 12 and 0, so of course, all the vibes are good.
But every article you read, it's like, Darius Garland is having fun again.
He's found joy.
And, hey, this is how he has staggered, him and Donovan Mitchell, and him and Donovan Mitchell are on the same page.
And even I was reading yesterday about their game against the worst, just because I'm trying to learn more about how Atkinson's doing this, the thing he's changed, the culture he's changed, whatever else.
And he was saying, you know, they were up by 40 on the Warriors, beating their ass, whatever.
and then played miserable in that second half.
He's about to go in there.
He's like a New York guy, real blunt guy.
He's going to go rip the shit out of him, right?
And there's this whole article about how Damari Carroll,
who is on his staff, I don't know how many people knew that,
but Damari Carroll's on staff.
It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
We won.
Just let it go.
Just let it go.
And it was, it's one of these insights into, right?
it's one of these insights into how a guy evolves over time.
And also one of the things he said was it's been invaluable for me to have Damari there.
And it's great to have a guy that was a player in the league for a long time.
Because sometimes it's moments like that, right?
And some of those guys are just wired like that, right?
Like, yes, they won the game, but they'll make everybody feel bad after the game
because that's not our standard.
That's not what we're supposed to do.
And then guys just end up presenting you.
I remember, do you know Greg McElroy,
the former Alabama quarterback,
I saw him on,
he's on that SEC network.
Do you know him?
You might know him personally.
Don't know him personally.
Oh, you don't know him at all.
Okay, but you know him.
Yeah, of course.
So McElroy is saying,
he's telling this story about them winning
the national championship, right?
I was talking about how it's like
the end of the game,
some stuff happens.
whatever. He said, and then they go to the locker room and Nick Sabin's like, seniors,
you'll remember this for the rest of your life, all that you accomplished, the undefeated season,
the SEC championship, the national championship. Congratulations. Congratulations. Unbelievable job.
To the rest of you, that is not how we finish a football game. He's going to. They won the national
championship, Jacoby.
All right.
We don't have another game
for six months, coach.
They had just won the national title,
and he's just ripping him.
And it's what I thought
about when I'm reading this Atkins
because it's like they were up by 40,
they did all the stuff,
and then they took their foot off the gas,
they couldn't turn it back on,
and so then the Warriors end up,
you know, outscoring them by a million in the second half
and a game that,
you know, should have been just a drubbing.
and he's like about to go jump him for how they played in the second half.
And DeBarquez, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And I'm like, you know what?
This, every story, even a story like that that's coming out about the calves,
I view it through this prism of, man, this just feels all right.
You know what I mean?
These players are all happy.
The coach is like super self-reflective about how much he's changed.
as a coach, a different things he used to do and best practices and being around Team USA and
dealing with stars and all that kind of stuff. And even then, like the policing of like,
no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not ruining this. You're not going in there yelling at anybody.
We're keeping the good vibes. We're 12 and 0. We'll get it next time. There's a way to get your
point across. And I'm like, I don't know. I like every story that comes out about the cabs,
is another one that makes me believe in this more.
So how about this?
I'll bend it.
I'll bend it.
Okay.
That's a 60 win basketball team.
I agree.
We were watching the Bulls calves yesterday.
At no point did I think the Bulls were going to end up winning that game.
It was very tight at the end.
At no point did I feel like the Bulls were going to win that game.
That's how confident I am in this deep.
Jared Allen's hurt.
So we'll see what happens with him.
but Mowley's been playing crate.
And I really believe this is a dominant, dominant team.
And if you are the Celtics, like we said,
it is the Cavs in the Celtics and everybody else in the East.
If you are the Celtics, you played them in the playoffs last year.
They did not challenge you.
Obviously, they were injured.
But they pose some problems.
They pose some problems.
And also, this is just all both,
and this applies to the West as well,
even though it is much more competitive.
It's all wide open, man.
It is.
It is all wide open.
The East does not feel wide, though.
The East feels like it is the Cavs and the Celtics and everybody else.
You're still a sprained ankle away, though.
You can say to anybody, but like I just, I feel like, I feel like I'd be,
it's going to be the, the calves and the Celtics are head and shoulders above everybody else
right now currently in the East.
And that's not, that's not even up for debate.
Not even up for debate.
But, but I can see, I see the calves with Atkinson, on the Atkinson diet,
if healthy, posing a lot of problems with their size and quickness.
for the Celtics.
They are strong where the Celtics
are very strong with their wings
and obviously the calves
are very strong at, you know,
point of attack and at the rim.
What's the next one you believe in?
This one doesn't fit neatly
into this exercise that we're doing.
Okay.
But the Emirates Cup starts
this evening.
Emirates.
Emeritus.
And what I believe
is real is like the jury's still out on this whole thing.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Let me say this.
It's additive, right?
So like, would I prefer it go back and not exist?
Sure.
But it's still kind of like, eh, you know?
Like, I'm not going to watch the games tonight any harder because the court's different.
It's around one of the group stage.
it still feels like
sort of insignificant
until the two games in Vegas
say that to
Darwin Ham who wears his
inseason tournament ring
his IST ring
even though it's no longer the IST
right it's the Emirates Cup
Emeritus
Emeritus
I was
throughout the season last year
there was
a lot of confusion
there was a lot of talk about,
I don't even know how this works
and, you know,
people don't even want to take the time
to understand how it works.
And then there was even a lot of like NBA players
that were saying they didn't know.
And then it all got down to the end.
And I actually was out in Vegas for it.
And when I went and I saw the spectacle that it was,
and I saw Halliburton ascend to big stardom
because of it. And when I landed in Vegas and every billboard and every side of building everywhere
is players and Halliburton and the IST. And then like outside, you know, Nellie's playing a concert
and like everybody's walking over from the park MGM to this T-Mobile center or whatever. And like,
I got so caught up in it. And I was like, okay. Like, during,
the regular season, like
a night like tonight it begins and there's
like, there's not
like buzz about it. The courts look different.
The courts are different. It's like, oh, the courts
would be look different.
Ooh, the Emirates Cups. And I don't think
that I still believe
that there needs
to be some reason
for fans
to really care.
Right? Like, that's my opinion.
My opinion is that you're still
going to, because I do think
that at the end, just because it's cool, just because it's a spectacle, just because it is,
you know, for something, people are going to watch that anyway, because it's cool.
But that's not until it gets to like the final four teams and then the championship game.
But I still think the next step is to make, beyond the guys making money,
like that, I don't care if these guys.
make more money.
And no fan cares if these guys make more money.
Well, it's always fun for the guy at the end of the bench that makes $400,000 on a two-way.
Like, that part's cool.
I like to hear that.
It's a way for them to care, which is what matters.
They're also not in the game.
I also think they need to come up with the reason that I as a fan care.
There has to be some bonus for me winning this thing, right?
whether that has to do with playoff seating,
whether that has to do with draft capital,
whether that has to do with something to,
you know,
some salary cap thing,
some advantage that I have
because I win this thing
so that my organization cares deeply
about winning this.
The players are going to because they're the ones that benefit.
Okay?
And they will care about it
and they will play harder for it.
So I do like that.
And coaches will also treat the games, much more like playoff games than they do regularly.
All of that is great.
To me, the next step is, why do I care?
Because I'm not bragging to anyone.
No, you know, Emirates Cup or whatever.
It'll be a nice day.
There just seems to be some kind of bonus to it.
But I do think they make that thing feel so big.
It was awesome.
I will say it was awesome to be there.
And the whole, you know, we got lucky.
Pacer's bucks was, you know, and there was a lot of smoke there that had already taken place.
They didn't, you know, kind of had each other's neck.
And then Halliburton went crazy in that game.
And then you saw the Lakers just annihilate Zion in that game.
And the Pelicans win by like 50 in that game.
I, you know, with the concerts going outside and the stage set up and the, it was all just odd, but I was like, this is going to work.
Like, people are going to care more about this than I thought they were.
But I do think the next step is for some reason for a fan to really care.
It's interesting because I'm psychoanalyzing myself here, right?
Like, why do I have doubts about this?
Because it literally is simply additive.
they're not taking anything away.
The games, you're still going to have 82 games,
and some are they're going to be on a cooler court,
and there is going to be this nice weekend in Vegas.
So it's hard to sort of critique it and say it should not exist,
but I just feel like it's like tasting a sauce.
It's like it needs something.
Like it needs, I don't know what it needs,
but it needs something else for this to come together
and be a perfect sauce.
Stayed.
I do mean, I don't know what it is.
No, what could it be like, oh,
if you're a second apron team,
then you get a,
a mid-level exception.
Like, I don't
care.
Like, as a fan?
Why did you go into nerd boys?
Because it just cuss.
Do you think only nerds talk about the second?
Here's my question.
Why is it called an apron?
Like, what, when I think of aprons,
I think of like the kitchen, why would you ever wear a second apron,
first of all?
Why is it an apron?
Be careful, Harrison Butcher.
Why is it called?
an apron.
Harrison Bunker said,
who doesn't need two?
Well, still.
I don't want to be called an apron anymore.
I'm gonna make that.
I'm gonna write an email.
I'm just gonna send it to
the penalty.
Adam.dot stillber at gmail.com.
Yeah, right.
See if it works.
All right.
My last one.
Oh, boy.
So, I mean,
you dipped your
you feed a little in the water of the, hey, I still believe in the Knicks.
So I feel like I get a tiny bit of a hover pass.
Tiny bit.
Sure.
We can do a little 30 for 30 here, Jacoby.
What if I told you that there was a team that was seventh in offense,
who moved all the way in the top five in defense,
and their top four.
Top four minutes played players are Santi Aldama, Jake LaRavia, Jalen Wells, and Scotty Pippin, Jr.
Those are the top five minutes played players?
Yes.
No.
Check that again.
Where about Jerry Jackson, Jr.?
He's five.
Huh, foul trouble.
That's not true.
Santiago Al-Dama, Jake Laravia, Jalen Wells, Scotty Pippin, Jr.
This team is, I think, fifth in the West right now.
They're seven and four.
No John Morant, no Desmond Bain, no Marcus Smart.
That's three starters.
No Gigi Jackson, no Vince Williams.
I'm letting you jump on the train right now.
I'm letting you jump on if you want to, Jacoby.
Oh, so here's one thing.
Look, look, you're either jumping on the train or it's hitting you because not only do they have the secret weapons of Jay Huff and Yuki Kawamura.
Wait, wait a second.
When you say jumping on the train, something came to mind.
I was watching a Grizzlies game on League Pass.
Please.
Come on, everybody.
Let's ride it.
That's right.
That was at the very beginning, the first opening season.
Come on, everybody.
That's right.
Let's ride it.
The Quad City DJs were actually profit.
Got to ride the train now.
They are, their top four guys would be like not even playing big minute when their roster is healthy.
They are doing this with their depth.
They are in fifth place right now.
With their depth, not even with their stars.
Let them get their stars back.
Holmgren's gone down.
This team is winning the Western Conference, Jacoby.
Well, this team is winning the Western Conference.
Jump on now.
You can either.
I just jumped off the train that I jumped on and it's moving.
And I was like, I'm fine.
No.
Winning the Western Conference.
Winning the Western Conference.
They are winning the Western Conference.
They don't even have their guys yet.
Let me tell you something about the secret weapon that nobody knows about.
Tumas Ayasola.
Now, you may not know who this is.
Jacoby, I don't expect you to.
If you don't know who Tumas Iasola is.
I do not.
I do not.
But Tumas Ayasola was in Bundesliga.
And he won coach of the year.
Oh.
And then he headed over to the Champions League.
And he won that title.
And he won coach of the year.
Tumas.
And then he went over to the Euro League.
What did he do there?
And he won the Euro championship.
And he won coach of the year.
And then this summer, Tumas, Iasola, was hired by the Memphis Grizzly.
And with no players, no players.
They are first in points.
in the paint. They are second in
assists. They are third in
points per game. They are third
in field goal percentage, and
they are sixth in offensive
rating. With Scotty
Pippin Jr., Jake
La Ravia, Santiago
Al-Dama, and Jalen
Wells, who was the 39th
pick in the draft.
Okay. They hired
Hold on. Hold on.
Hey, where does everybody get
their basketball ideas? Where do they
get them, Jacoby. They get them from Europe. So what if I told you that a team went and hired the biggest
genius in Europe? And then he took a guy who was on a two-way, a guy who didn't get a contract
extension, a guy who was the last pick of the first round, and a guy who was the 39th pick in the
draft as the top four minutes played guys on a team and has got them seven and four and fifth
in the west without their players.
Okay.
Okay.
So they play the Lakers and then they play the Warriors on Friday.
Probably two losses.
The nuggets on Sunday.
They're good at it.
And then they play the nuggets again on Tuesday.
Mm-hmm.
So they could be 7 and 8.
Yep.
You know?
They really could.
They really could.
They really could.
So enjoy your time.
I've seen the glimpse. I've seen the glimpse.
Let them get their guys back.
I just want to make sure I heard you right.
Winning the Western Conference.
So you mean like at going to the NBA finals or do you mean the number one seed after the regular season?
No, no, no.
They'll be the one seat.
The one seat.
The Memphis Grizzlies will be the one seat in the Western Conference.
You're a crazy person, an absolute lunatic.
Mark it down.
It's November 12th, 2024.
Mark it down.
Yep, mark it down.
That's ridiculous.
November 12th, 2020.
Absolutely ludicrous.
All right.
Who is?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, you can't tell me I'm ridiculous and then not tell me who is.
Who is?
Who is what?
Say it.
Who is it?
Is it going to win the Western Conference?
Yeah, say it.
No, number one seat.
Say it.
Number one seed in the Western Conference is going to be the
Phoenix Suns.
Okay.
If everything works out with Durant and his calf.
Oh, if everything works out, okay.
I'm counting on a 40-year-old to stay healthy.
Okay.
All right.
Well, you're counting on people to come back.
They're 24.
I'm sticking with the thunder.
I'm sticking with the thunder.
Hartnstein comes back.
All right.
You'll be playing it centered two weeks.
All right.
So.
You know how we all love certain basketball players, right?
NBA ones.
Just like maybe they're not all-stars,
but something about them speaks to you.
And there was a basketball player that I used to watch play streetball,
summer ball, a kingdom in Harlem when he was going into ninth grade.
They called him the eighth grader on the court.
And I'll never forget this.
RIP homicide, Corey Williams,
I had a cup of coffee with the Raptors.
Great basketball player in Australia, recently passed.
But his name was Homicide.
And I watched this basketball player go chest to chest with homicide.
The man's name is Homicide.
When he was going into ninth grade, I loved him.
He went to Cincinnati.
Oh, right.
And then when the Knicks had a draft pick,
they announced who the draft pick was.
with whatever number
the Knicks select
Land
and I thought he was
going to say
Lance Stevenson
but he said
Land
Drefields
and it was one of the
most disappointing moments
of my life
and I've always loved
Lance Stevenson
always always
born ready
he's resurfaced
oh I know
just in case
people listening
to the mismatch
right now are not familiar with how Lance Stevenson has resurfaced.
Jesse, our producer, has a little sample.
So here's what's real.
So,
I'm with all the stars.
I got all the cars.
Universal.
We just flew for Mars like it's no tomorrow.
Bowling on almost quarter charge.
Check my own tomorrow.
No time.
So here's what's real.
Lance Stevenson is the best NBA basketball player rapper.
I have that on my phone.
I'm not kidding.
How do you have it on your phone?
It's on Spotify.
I have it.
So you saw the clip on Instagram or whatever.
I saw the video.
You were like, let me put this, add this to my playlist.
I had Lance in Memphis.
I love Lance.
I love him.
No one loves Lance more than I do.
And I was at SB Awards after party and he was there.
And I was like, I got to say something.
I have to say something.
and I finally, he was alone.
I went up to him.
I was like, Lance, I used to watch you at the kingdom.
I'm just such a big fan.
You know, Dave Jacoby from ESPN.
I talk about you all the time.
And I'm thinking, like, the amount of tweets
that I've tweeted about this guy,
like he must have be aware
that I'm talking about him all the time.
And he did not give a shit at all.
He's like, he's like,
what, why are you talking to me
right now. Why are you here
in my face talking to me? And I was just
like, thank you so much, big fan, and then
walked away. God, I love Lance
Stevenson. That was a great verse.
Great first. Easily,
easily the goofiest guy ever.
Like, truly, like,
truly goofy.
And to a point where there used to be,
there's a story, Tony Allen
told me the story that they used to be in practice,
and he would walk up to Lance, and he'd be
like, you know, like start talking to him, whatever, like just get Lance to, because the coaches all just would always get mad at Lance because he's goofy.
He's just, he's the anti-coachist pet, right?
He's the, he's the kid that's throwing spit balls and doing the stuff in the clash, right?
He's the, yeah, he's the distraction.
Okay.
But he's like trying to be on his P's and Q's.
This is what Dave Yeager is the coach.
And so he would say that Tony Allen and Zbo, they would like go over to Lance and they would like start talking to him.
And then they would wait for Lance to like say something back to him.
And they'd be like, Lance, pay attention, man.
We're trying to win a game here.
We're trying to eat.
Coach is trying to tell us.
So they would just get the coach to hate him even more.
You know, he's got.
You know, he looks.
He looks like he's trouble anyway.
Right? Like he always looks guilty of doing something.
And he's goofier than all hell.
So he had no chance.
But he bounced around and he is.
Highlights are so great and the low lights are even better from his career.
And I will say this, he's got a little brother who's like, you know, I don't know about the 13 and 14 year olds or whatever.
Who's good and who's bad?
But he's making a little bit of noise.
Do you know what his little brother's name is?
Lance.
That's amazing.
L-A-N-T-Z.
Oh, I love it.
I love it.
Best rapper.
Best basketball player rapper, Lance Stevenson.
Great job, Lance.
The video's great, too.
He's bobby.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No edits.
One take.
One take, Lance.
I'm with it.
That's great.
All right, we will reconvene later in the week to go over everything we loved and loved from the week.
Thank you to our producer, Jesse Lopez, as always.
And Jacoby, I'll talk to you later.
That's right.
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