The Moth - Driven: The Moth Radio Hour

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

This Episode originally aired on January 17th, 2023.Start your engines! In this hour, stories of being driven -- bound, determined, or literally in the passenger seat of a car. This episode is hosted ...by Moth Director, Jenifer Hixson. The Moth Radio Hour is produced by The Moth and Jay Allison of Atlantic Public Media.Storytellers:Juliette Holmes experiences segregation first hand as a child in Georgia.Tracey Crosier interviews for a radio job and gets more than she bargained for.Jennifer Leahy deals with the death of a patient for the first time. Omar Qureshi tries to show his cousin a good time when he visits the US.Podcast # 800

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Starting point is 00:00:12 This is The Moth Radio Hour. I'm your host, Jennifer Hickson. Have you ever heard the advice that if you want to have an important conversation, have it in the car? There's no place to go at 55 miles an hour, so it's a pretty strong strategy for getting your talking points heard. And the car is an intimate space. The content of the conversation will hit targeted ears only. It was completely unplanned, but during one car ride, I explained the very very important. basic elements of how babies are made to my children. My son was silent for a moment and then
Starting point is 00:00:48 asked, but how do they talk the men into doing that? I had to add a couple extra miles onto that trip. In this hour, stories of the driven, both literally and figuratively. In this first story, both, a beloved car and very fierce determination. Juliet Holmes's story begins in the 1940s, She was still a little girl. Juliet told me, growing up in the segregated south, many places that were called public were actually restricted for black people. It wasn't unusual for her family
Starting point is 00:01:24 to observe the world from the safety of their car. At the Williamsburg Hall of Music in Brooklyn, where WNYC is a media partner of the moth, here's Juliet Holmes. Well, I guess you all can tell that I had two men walk me on the stage. In other words, ladies,
Starting point is 00:01:57 you are never too old to have two men. Not one, but two. And I'm going to tell my age tonight so that you all can say, I still have it going on at 84. I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to talk trash tonight.
Starting point is 00:02:39 I'm going to get to the business of telling my story. I grew up in Savannah, Georgia, in the low country. And Savannah was like all segregated apothec cities in the South. And what an experience. But I really didn't know that I was living. living in a segregated world because my mama and my daddy took such care of me and my sister and the community. We lived in the village. Savannah is a beautiful city with a lot of other islands around the mainland in Savannah. like White Bluff, Pinpoint, Skidaway Island,
Starting point is 00:03:47 so many other islands. But one of my favorite places to go was to Tybee Beach. Tybee Beach was like 28 miles from the city of Savannah. and on Sunday afternoon after church my daddy and mama would take us on rides or drives in our green Chevrolet
Starting point is 00:04:21 and my daddy loved that green Chevrolet and so did we my sister and I would sit in the back and each one of us would have a window my mama would sit in the front and my daddy would drive. And my baby brother many times would sit in my mama's lap or either crawl in the back and sit between us. And on our drive to Tybee, oh, it was wonderful
Starting point is 00:04:54 because the savannah. You could see the grass so even. not one blade trying to out whirl the other, but it was like a carpet and the marshland in the sea life and to smell the ocean, to smell the Atlantic Ocean. And on our drive,
Starting point is 00:05:19 we would talk because we couldn't wait to get to Tybee Island. When we would get on the island, my daddy would say to us now look look look to your left look look look I'm going to pull over and we knew what that meant the amusement part
Starting point is 00:05:41 all with the merry-go-round and the various wheel and all of the excitement and you could hear the children and the people laughing and having said so much fun and we weren't the same thing but we sat in the green Chevrolet
Starting point is 00:06:03 watching and just having fun to and laughing as my daddy would slowly go down the main street we would look out the window and we saw women walking with their bathing suits and shorts and sunback dresses and hats and the men
Starting point is 00:06:26 the same thing walking with their bathing suits and just having so much fun and the little children going in and out of stores and restaurants and the ice cream parlors and after a while someone would hit on the car where are you going boy my daddy wouldn't say anything did you bring her down here to work
Starting point is 00:06:54 or are you working in one of the restaurants Are you playing in one of the bands? There was silence. And every time we would go, we'd go through the same thing. My daddy didn't answer. We don't want any trouble down here to stay. So I would say to you,
Starting point is 00:07:19 turn that car around, boy, and you go back. Go back to Savannah. Everything would be quiet. And as we were leaving, As we were leaving, Tybee, my mama would say, one day, one day is going to be different. That is God's Atlantic Ocean, and that's God's sand. And we have to abide by someone else's rules. And she would start to hum.
Starting point is 00:08:12 God's going to trouble the waters. Wade in the water. Wade in the water, Lord, weighed in the water. God's going to trouble the water. And one day, one day, my girls would be able, my son would be able to go on Tybee Beach,
Starting point is 00:08:56 my grandchildren, and my great-grandchildren, and people who look like me, who look like us, everything would be quiet. and then Daddy would turn it on the radio to listen to the gospel music and we would sing and hum and the closer we got to Savannah my daddy would say
Starting point is 00:09:23 we're going to stop and get some ice cream would lighten up this mood in the car as I look back and after I finished college I moved to New York City but the movement was on the Civil Rights Movement
Starting point is 00:09:47 I would call home to find out what was going on in the movement and one of those times I called my daddy said I got a telephone call from one of the members of the NACP and they know that
Starting point is 00:10:09 I have a good car, a fast car, and I could drive, and they want to know if I would take some of the young members of the NAACP to the Wade Inn down at Tybee Beach. I said, well, Daddy, what are you going to do? He said, what do you think I'm going to do? I'm going to take them. Every now and then I would call back to find out how was the Wade Inn going. And he would tell me exactly how it was going on.
Starting point is 00:10:47 And many times they would try to go into the, to swim in the Atlantic Ocean. But the policeman would stop them. And there was a lady who owned a restaurant and a rooming house. And she told the members of the NAACP that some of the people could come and change into their swimming outfits to go swim in the waters. And when the powers that be found out about it, they told her, if you permit,
Starting point is 00:11:29 if you let them come and use your house, we will chase you off of the island. So she didn't permit the children to come. but the children started to wear their bathing suits under their clothing and some of them would wade with their clothing on and sure enough, Tabi became integrated. If you go or visit Savannah and go to Mark Gilbert's
Starting point is 00:12:18 black museum, you will see a picture of the front of the green Chevrolet and a plaque with my daddy's name where he helped to integrate Tybee Beach. Now as a grandmother, first a mama, then a grandmama, one time that we went down to visit and my mama was still living the grandchildren the great-grandchildren who are my granddaughters and all of us the family
Starting point is 00:13:08 was able to go and sit on the sand at Tybee Beach and to wade and swim in the Atlantic Ocean. And that is how it was growing up in Savannah, Georgia. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:13:37 That was Juliet Holmes. She was resplendent that night, dressed in gold. She got a standing ovation and said this to the audience. I am thrilled and overwhelmed, and this king that I'm carrying is the San Kofa Bird that I bought when I was visiting Africa. And the head is turned because it says, never forget where you came from. Never forget. And that's why I'm carrying my king tonight. Juliet told this story in June. And just two months later in August of 2022, a plaque was erected outside of Tybee Beach to commemorate the wait-ins. The first official wait-in was in
Starting point is 00:14:53 1960. 11 students were arrested on the whites-only public beach. Undeterred, the protesters kept coming, sometimes driven by Juliet's father in his beloved green Chevrolet. Taibee Beach was integrated just months before the Civil Rights Act of 1964 officially prohibited discrimination in public accommodations. To see a picture of the plaque at Tybee Beach and of Juliet's parents, visit the moth.org, where you can also download the story and share one of your own on our pitch line. Do you have a story of being not just a witness to history, but part of history? We'd love to hear a pitch from you. You can pitch us by recording it right on our site. The best pitches are developed for moth shows all around the world. In a moment, a very deep,
Starting point is 00:16:01 different definition of drive, stories of determination, that don't take no for an answer sort of drive. That's when the Moth Radio Hour continues. The Moth Radio Hour is produced by Atlantic Public Media in Woods Hole, Massachusetts. This is the Moth Radio Hour. I'm Jennifer Hickson. Driven is the theme this hour, and in the case of these next two stories, the odometer is internal only, pushing forward. Tracy Quazier was on a mission. Here she is at the Seattle Grand Slam, which was supported by public radio station K-U-O-W.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Here's Tracy. I was a little nerdy child. I did not engage in a lot of spontaneity. I might have just been born this way. I also moved around a lot, so by fourth grade I'd already been in five schools. And I found a lot of comfort in both the band hall where I played flute and piccolo and also in the library.
Starting point is 00:17:27 I decided at age 10 that I needed to pick a career path. This is what you do when you don't actually have playmates. You think of into the future of happier days. And I decided that I loved Barbara Walters and that she would need to be replaced. God bless that woman, man. She didn't retract it a couple years ago. But in 1974, I was 10. I did the math.
Starting point is 00:17:54 And I figured out that when I was 30, she'd be 65 and ready to retire. So I had it mapped out. Then I got to high school and, you know, how fun that is. And I sort of thought, I don't think I'm the person that can actually stand in front of a microphone. I just don't think that's my thing. And so I was also loving Mary Tyler Moore and Lou Grant and Ted Baxter. And I thought, that's it. I am going to be a newscast writer, and this is going to be my thing.
Starting point is 00:18:24 And so I went to college in the fall of 1982, and I decided that the best way to really kick off my newscasting career is I would apply at the radio station that the college had. And the one problem was that they just played music on the radio station, really all that time. From 8 a.m. until midnight, it was just music. Now, this was in Dallas, Texas. They did not even do football scores. There was no news at all. And so finally, in January of 1983, and Barbara Walter still on the air, good Lord, I decided I needed to take matters into my own hands. And so I called and I left an answering machine message for the station manager. And I gave him a little elevator pitch, which kind of went like this. Listen, I get that your demographic is the young,
Starting point is 00:19:26 hip college people of today. And I get that you're competing with MTV, which at that point was one year old. But this is what I think. Even if you're cool and you're going to like parties or whatever it is that everybody else is doing that I'm not invited to, even if you're a cool rock and rule person, you kind of need to know if it's raining because you'll want to put your little marijuana of cigarettes in a Ziploc bag before you go to your fun outdoor concert, or so I'm told. Now, this actually worked because the station manager called me back. I'm envisioning, I'm talking to Lou Grant, and we make an appointment for me to come in the following Wednesday at 3. Now, it's not that I have a good memory, it's just that Wednesday and 3 are important things to remember.
Starting point is 00:20:15 So I go in and my station manager is not Lou Grant by any stretch. He is more like, you know, in Scooby-Doo there's his friend Shaggy. It's like Shaggy, only he's drinking a beer. And I know I'm a little bit of a nerd, but he's drinking the beer during my interview, which I'm trying to look slightly cool, you know. And then as he's drinking his beer, the phone, rings and he actually takes the call and it's short, yep, yep, yep, yep, okay, Friday. And then he spins so that he's not even looking at me anymore. And this is really getting
Starting point is 00:20:57 awkward very fast. And he's packing up his backpack and he puts it over his shoulder. He stands up all shaggy and ripped jeans and everything. And he says, well, that's my dream job. I'm starting in Houston on Friday. And I said, like two days from Wednesday, Friday. And he said, yeah, so I got to go because I got to, you know, find a place to live and stuff. And then he reaches into his shaggy jeans and he throws me the keys. And I'm not being, I'm not being figurative here. I mean, he gave me a key ring. And he said, this one's to the front door.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Please play the music until midnight and lock up when you're done. And I said, is there a host? because again, I'm still Mary Tyler Moore, and I'm typing, and I'm handing my witty words to Ted Baxter. And he said, no, I was the host, and I'm leaving. So don't overthink it, kid. The one rocker switch, you push up, and the mic comes on, and then you talk. And then the red button is if you want to cough, and it's a three.
Starting point is 00:22:05 So, yeah, just spin some records for another nine hours. And then he leaps. And so there's an album on the turntable, which some of you may remember. And first of all, I'm a little pissed off because I put a lot of time and effort into this news station proposal that I had put together for Shaggy, and now he's not even here to hear it. Second of all, as a nerdy librarian-loving band flute-playing person, did I know rock and roll? I didn't. I didn't. My musical expertise stopped with John Phillips-Souza, who I think died in 1890. Then I'm mad because I feel like I have been booby-trapped. Well, if you want this little news nugget here,
Starting point is 00:22:59 you're going to have to do something that it terrifies me. So, and then I go from mad to terrify because the other thing he said is, listen, you can't have more than five seconds of silence or you're going to hear from the FCC in the morning. Yeah, no pressure. And you know how many rocker switches there are on a board? There are a lot. So I'd look at it and I think, okay, I have two choices, both involving crashing and burning failure. The first choice is that I just leave because no one knows I'm here.
Starting point is 00:23:31 I don't work here. I sure as shit don't know anything about no rock and roll stuff. And I can leave. But then being a good kind of Lutheran person, I was like, but who would I give the keys to? Because you can't leave a radio station unlocked, because then whose fault would that be? It would probably be mine.
Starting point is 00:23:54 So then, plan B is that I will just suck it up. And I figure that my public humiliation is going to be less than the FCC yelling at me for some kind of five-second silence. And so I'm so scared of the music that I don't even, I wait for the album to go to the end where it makes it. that that noise. And I had a fistful of press releases and a window. And so I looked out and I said,
Starting point is 00:24:24 Good afternoon and welcome to your campus radio station. We've had a mild January day here in Dallas with temperatures in the 50s. And then there were clouds. And I'm like, looks like it's going to be a rainy rush hour home. And then I just did it for nine hours. and I put albums on, and I got albums and bands mixed up. I kept saying, here's that nice breakfast in America group
Starting point is 00:24:50 with their new Super Tramp album. I probably cut off Bohemian Rhapsody more than once in my career because Sally Ride was going to be the first astronaut, the Dow Jones Industrial Average was now holding its head above 1,100. First time in history, I mean, music could wait. News was important. Now, here's the funny thing. There was no station manager, and I had the game.
Starting point is 00:25:13 And I had the keys and so nobody fired me. I just kept coming in. And then about 10 days into this, this girl stops me on campus and she goes, wait a minute, I recognize your voice. Are you the Tracy from the radio? And I was like, oh, this is where it starts. And I said, maybe. And she goes, oh my God, my whole sorority, we love your show.
Starting point is 00:25:36 And we tune in all the time. And we love how you just play like really random music. small campus thought I was being irreverent on purpose. And the other half thought that I needed a little help. And at the end of the day, I connected with people like I never had before, and I actually had fun along the way. That was Tracy Quasier. Tracy did launch a nerdy financial advice radio show for a hot minute, but eventually landed her dream job as a high school librarian. Tracy is also the proud mom of twin girls and an avid dragon boater. I asked her about her first concert.
Starting point is 00:26:24 She said her parents were very strict. They even forbade her to attend a flute concert. But I think she made it out okay because her first official concert was Prince in Austin, Texas. Pretty cool, Tracy. Our next story is by Jennifer Leahy. She told it at the Oberon Theater in Cambridge, Massachusetts, where we partner with Public Radio Station WBUR and PRS.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Here's Jennifer Leahy. So I arrived to the hospital about 30 minutes before my shift. I'm a resident doctor and the night shift is both exciting and just terrifying. I show up with my backpack full of snacks, a pager, and just a can-do attitude. And I sit and listen to the daytime team tell me about all the patients I'm going to take care of for the night. And one I remember from the week, and that's Mrs. P. And she is currently dying. She's also DNR-D-NI, which means that.
Starting point is 00:27:33 that if her heart stops or if she stops breathing, I'm meant to do nothing, which is hard for a type A personality like me, who went into medicine to help people to just not do anything. I actually met Miss P a couple nights previously. I had been called to her room by her nurse because she was having trouble breathing. I went in, and the first thing I noticed was that she had one of those homemade crochet quilts on her bed. And that's one of my favorite things I see in a patient's room is something from home. It reminds me that they're loved. It's a nice, gentle reminder that there's somebody someone.
Starting point is 00:28:10 She felt better after some oxygen, and I left her room, only to run into some family members. I personally love talking to family members, but it's really hard when you're the nighttime doctor, because really, I just know enough to just get through the night. And oftentimes, people come in after work, which is really reasonable, and they want to talk to the doctor about what's going on with the person that they love. And all I can say is they're still here. I have no idea what happened during the day, but I will get them through the night.
Starting point is 00:28:41 And most of the time that's true. So my night, that night, just starts off like it normally does. I have a pager that just is non-stop, and I run around. This is the only job I've had where I could work 18 hours and still wish I had two more. And as I'm going about all the things that I have to do, my pager goes off and it's the nurse. She believes that Ms. P has died.
Starting point is 00:29:03 and she would like me to come evaluate. I looked at my attending, who's so kind and offers to take the pager, and then he asks me if I'm okay with taking care of this. And I say, sure, I totally got this. And in my head, I'm like, oh, shit. I've never done this. I've seen it once, and there's a motto in medicine, see one, do one, teach one.
Starting point is 00:29:24 And so in my head, I think, I don't know if I can do this, but it's expected of me, and I think I, and I'm just going to try. But it feels impossible. So I do what any person would do is that I Google how to declare someone dead. And I think there's a wiki how. And like a good student, I take notes. And then go upstairs. When I enter the room, I realize that she's actually not alone.
Starting point is 00:30:07 She has two family members with her. And at first I'm really excited or glad that she does. because that meant she didn't die by herself. And then this just scares me because it means that someone's going to be watching me as I fumble about. And so I approach her, I rub her chest, and call out her name, and she doesn't answer. If you've seen any TV drama, there's normally
Starting point is 00:30:31 like this big beeping thing that then flat lines, and the doctor takes off the cap, throws it down, and says, oh my God, we've lost her. Time of death. And that's not what happens here. There's no machine, because, since we knew she was dying. We didn't have her hooked up because the beeping is just so annoying.
Starting point is 00:30:49 And so I pull up my setoscope, which has been with me since med school, and has been with me for births, but this is our first death together. If you've ever been to a doctor, the doctor has probably listened to your heart and lungs for, what, a total of five seconds? Like, oh, you've got them. But this time, I'm trying to listen to see if there's anything. So I listen to all the parts that you're supposed to get heard on all your visits. And I close my eyes and just sit in the silence, just thinking,
Starting point is 00:31:21 whose breath am I hearing? And I hold her hand so I can feel for her radial pulse if she has one. And my setoscopes on her heart just to see if I can hear or feel anything. And all I feel is my own heartbeat that's just beating so fast. And I take a moment to try to collect myself. And I realize I haven't heard anything. She's not moving. So I look up, I look around the room where all of her stuff is,
Starting point is 00:31:50 I take a look at the clock, and I turn to the nurse and I call time of death, which I think is just ridiculous because she's died before I even walked into the room, but it's me saying the time of death that makes it so. And then I pull up a chair and sit with her loved ones, and I talk about as much as I can about her, because remember I don't know her, and I tell her about that one time I met her, so at least they know that she just wasn't, you know, just a name, just this random person. They, of course, call her daughter on the phone and then hand the phone to me.
Starting point is 00:32:26 This is someone else I haven't met. And so now I'm telling someone over the phone in the middle of their night that their loved one has passed away. I stay with them as long as they want me to because people want time with, you know, the person they love by themselves, and I stand up to go. And they offer me their gratitude, which I begrudgingly accept, but I feel like it's not my place to take in this moment. I step outside, I go in the stairwell, sit down and cry. There's a lot in my job that's impossible,
Starting point is 00:32:58 and there's a lot that I'm asked to do that I just say, sure, and I just find a way to do it. And with every person I meet, it's because of them that I feel like I can do the next impossible thing. So I sit there and take a moment and think Miss P. because even in death, she took a moment to teach me on how to do something to remind me that I can do that next a possible thing, even when I feel like I can't. And then I stand up, go back to the workroom, get hand to the pager,
Starting point is 00:33:31 and that time that had just stopped just speeds back up in a double time. And I start all over again. Thank you. Jennifer Leahy is a family medicine obstetrical physician just outside of Boston. Being a doctor and mom to a toddler during the pandemic was a huge challenge, but she's grateful to be on the other side of it now. In a moment, a harrowing car chase through Chicago when the Moth Radio Hour continues. The Moth Radio Hour is produced by Atlantic Public Media in Woods Hole, Massachusetts.
Starting point is 00:34:35 On Reddit, true crime doesn't come from journalists. It comes from the victims, the witnesses, and sometimes the suspects themselves. Every Tuesday on Crimes of Reddit, we read these posts out loud. I'm Sabrina DeAnne Roga, and I'm Alexis Linkletter. One of us brings the story, the other goes in blind, reacting in real time just like you. New episodes dropped every Tuesday. Listen to and follow Crimes of Reddit, available now wherever you get your podcasts. You're listening to The Moth Radio Hour.
Starting point is 00:35:11 I'm Jennifer Hickson. Our final story is told by Omar Qureshi. Omar told this for us at the Broads Day. in Santa Monica. Here's Omar. Yeah, I like hearing my dad tell stories. It's one of my favorite things. And my favorite story that he tells all the time is about when he came to the United States for the first time.
Starting point is 00:35:31 So he came to the United States from Pakistan to go to school. He was going to Western Michigan University. But they had no money at all. So really, they had to graduate as quickly as possible. This is my dad and my uncle. And so my dad graduated college in two years, and my uncle graduated with a master's in two years. with the master's in two and a half years.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Yeah. And it was amazing. In between times at college, they would go to Toronto where their other brothers lived, and they'd go work at a machine shop, like, late, late into the night, so that way they'd have enough money for, like, food and rent when they got back to Western Michigan.
Starting point is 00:36:09 And so they were scheduled to graduate in the winter, but they were back in Toronto, and they knew there was no way the family could afford to come all the way to Western Michigan, just for graduation. So they were like, all right, I don't think we can do this. But as the day of graduation got closer and closer, my dad and uncle were like, all right, you know what?
Starting point is 00:36:26 Let's just do it. You and I together. Let's just go to graduation together. And they had no money, so they took a 76 gas station credit card, which you can just use for, like, gas and, like, candy. And they got in a beat-up old car. And in the middle of winter, they took the drive from Toronto to Western Michigan. And about 15 minutes into this drive, the heater breaks in the car.
Starting point is 00:36:48 And it's the dead of winter in one of the coldest places in the world. And so they just wrap themselves up in like coats and blankets and then just like try to stay warm. And then the windows start fogging up. So they occasionally have to look out the side of the window to just see where they're going. Like they're driving Ace Ventura style on their way. All right. And so once they get to around Detroit, like very, very late into the night, they're in a pretty bad area and they're going to fill up gas.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Their car breaks down. and they have no money and they don't know anybody. And so my uncle Nader says, oh boy, we better, I think I got a plan. You see that phone booth right over there? I'm going to go and I'm going to go call somebody. And we can agree that that's not enough of a plan. You've got to have more to it than that. And so he's like, no, no, no, trust me, what I'm going to go do is I'm going to go look for a Pakistani name and then call.
Starting point is 00:37:47 And so he's like looking through the phone book for like the most common Pakistani name he could think of. And he looks up the name Khan and he sees a guy named Shakir Khan and he gives him a call. So he dials up Shakir Khan and he's like, hey, uh, Shakir Khan, it's Naderan Ghazan for Qureshi from Pakistan. And our car just broke down in Detroit. Would you come get us? And Shakir Khan was like, yeah, Northern Ghazir Khashu. I'll come get you, just sit tight. You just sit tight. And so this man drives in the middle of a snowstorm into the most dangerous part of Detroit
Starting point is 00:38:28 and picks up my dad and my uncle and then he takes him back to his house. And he and his wife cook them an amazing dinner. Like it's totally incredible and they're really hitting it off as the night progresses. And Shakir Khan, he says, you know, I got to admit, I don't remember you guys from Pakistan. And my dad and uncle admitted that they lied. And I said, look, the reason why we lied is because we were on our way to our own graduation. And Shakir Khan and his wife were so proud of them for sticking together and for going to graduation together. They said, hey, we want you to sleep in the master bedroom and
Starting point is 00:39:04 we'll sleep in the living room because it's an important celebration for you. And the next morning they woke up and Shakir Khan took them to the gas station, got their car repaired, and gave them some money and said, look, I only ask for one thing in return. And that is that when you get it, you get it, and at home, you call me so that I know that you're safe. And to this day, they have never called that man. Not even one. I'm like, what kind of monsters are you people? I was talking to my dad about this the other day.
Starting point is 00:39:40 I'm like, oh, dad, don't you feel guilty? It was like, yeah, not so you brought it up right now. I was like, oh. I couldn't even, I was like, what the, that? I couldn't believe it. And we owe such a debt to this dude. And we don't even know who you. We don't know where this guy is at all.
Starting point is 00:40:01 And I resolved then that to pay back my debt, I was going to make any Pakistani that came to this country feel awesome. All right? I was going to treat them to a good time because of what Shakir Khan did. And so a few years back, my cousin Hamza came to visit from Pakistan, and I'm like, I'm going to Shakir Khan it up. So I'm like, I'm going to show him the best time, all right? So we were in Chicago, and I was taking him to all this.
Starting point is 00:40:30 I took him to Wrigley Field, I took him to Navy Pier. We put him on a ferris wheel, and the whole time, this guy looked mad. My cousin Humza looked infuriated the whole time, and I was like, have you ever seen somebody frown on a ferris wheel? It's weird. I mean, it's such a joyful thing. And so he was feeling bad, and I just wanted him to have such a good time so badly that I decided, all right, let's go take him to Chicago-style pizza.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Maybe that'll make him feel better. And so we're standing outside waiting to get our table. And Humsa is still looking kind of nervous. And I'm like, yo, Hamsa, man, what's going on? And he's like, I don't know. I guess I'm just scared of gangsters. I'm like, dude, you're from Pakistan. Al-Qaeda is from Pakistan.
Starting point is 00:41:20 It's the most gangster shit imaginable. What are you talking about? And apparently he'd seen the Sopranos. And so there was a car parked right in front of us, and there was a guy wearing whitewashed jeans and like an Ed Hardy shirt with like a bedazzled lion on it. And Humza was like, like, is that guy a gangster? I was like, no, Humza, that's not a gangster. That is a tool. All right, that guy is not a threat. All right, he's... That guy's a total scrub. Don't worry about him. And Humzaa was like, ummerbaid, what's a scrub? And I didn't know exactly.
Starting point is 00:41:59 So I was like, all right, um, a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. And if you don't know what I'm talking about right now, it's because you're white. I'm referring to the hit TLC song, No Scrubs, in which they describe a scrub as a guy that absolutely could not date one of them, like just a total loser. And so when, if you know anything about that song, when you start singing it, you're not going to stop, all right? And so I'm in it. I'm like, no, I don't watch your number. And I'm now in front of this guy's car dancing. And no, I don't want to give you my...
Starting point is 00:42:39 And he is justifiably upset. He knows what a scrub is. All right, so we go inside and we enjoy our pizza, and everything's good. Then we all get out. It's my cousin Hashem, my little brother, Sean, and Hamsa from Pakistan. And we all get back into the car, and as we're about to pull out, another car comes and cuts us off. And out of that car is Ed Hardy guy.
Starting point is 00:43:04 And he's pissed. He was like, get out of the freaking car! And I was like, yeah, we shouldn't do that at all. This guy, he seems so upset. And he walks up at the driver's door and he pulls it open. And my cousin Hashim is buckled in. So he's in an incredibly vulnerable position. So my little brother, Sean, jumps out of the car.
Starting point is 00:43:24 And one thing to know about my little brother is that he is a nuclear physicist. So he's never been in a fight before. And you could tell, because he hadn't, like, workshopped any of his insults. As soon as he got out of the car, he was like, step back before I punch you in the penis, bro. I was like, all right, not great. And then the guy was like, well, then punch me in the penis then.
Starting point is 00:43:49 And I was like, all right, fellas, let's take it back. This is embarrassing to all parties. And now these guys are yelling at each other, man. And you know what guys get a little too emotional and they're yelling at each other and they're so close that they could kiss? That's how close to these guys were. And at this point, I'm thinking, man, this guy's, like, I mean, There's four of us in just one of him,
Starting point is 00:44:09 meaning this guy is either crazy, has a gun, or is crazy and has a gun. So I was like, we got to get out of here. So I pull my brother back, and we all get back in the car, and we jump onto the curb, and we back out, and we drive away. Humza is hyperventilating in the back seat. He's like, there are gangsters, there are. I was like, all right, Humza, that was, I admit that that was not great.
Starting point is 00:44:31 But let me just tell you, America's totally safe. Don't worry about that. And so we're driving, and I'm just like, we've got to do something for this guy, and I think let's go take him to some ice cream to calm his energy. And so we're driving for like 15 minutes, and then I hear thuds on the side of the car, and it's Ed Hardy shirt, throwing quarters at us. And I've never known, like, monetarily how much someone had hated me until that moment.
Starting point is 00:45:01 That guy hated me at least 525. Could have been more. He might have just run out of change. And he rolled down his window and he yelled, pull over, you Indian rats. And Humza rolls down his window and he says, we're actually Pakistani! I was like, neither the time nor the place, Doc.
Starting point is 00:45:24 I don't think he cares. So we're panicked at this point. This guy's crazy. He's following, throwing change at us. We're like, all right, we got to just, let's go drive to a police station and park there. There's no way he's going to continue to harass us if we're at a police station, obviously.
Starting point is 00:45:39 And so we go to a police station, it works like a charm. drives away. We sit there for 10 minutes and I'm like, OK, let's go ahead and get that ice cream. Because I can feel that I'm not doing my duty to Humza here. So I'm like, all right, let's go ahead and try to make this right. So we go to ice cream, and he has the best time.
Starting point is 00:45:53 He absolutely loves it. And so I'm like, all, let's go home. It's been a hectic day. And when we're about five minutes from home, I look in my rear view mirror. And it's that hardy shirt guy again. And he is pissed. And he's right behind us.
Starting point is 00:46:09 And we are weaving in and out of traffic. because we don't want to go back towards home, because then he's going to know where we live, and he's going to hurt us. And so we're weaving in and out of traffic, freaking out. And I decided I've got to call 911. So I call the cops, and I'm like, hey, there's a guy he's been following us. He threw quarters at us.
Starting point is 00:46:24 I didn't know. Can you please then help? And they were like, sir, please don't prank, call us. And they hung up. And I realized that, okay, the authorities were not going to help me in this particular dispute. So I was like, I don't know. Look, I don't know what to do in a situation like that.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Never been in it before. So what I decided to do was have Hashim drive us to Wisconsin. Now, I don't know if you know how much of a coward you have to be to leave the state because someone through quarters at you. But the answer is this big a coward. And as we sat there in the Kenosha, Wisconsin, Buffalo Wild Wings, I had failed my duty to make Humsa feel at home. And I could not make eye contact with my little brother or my cousin Hacham,
Starting point is 00:47:10 who were so mad at me. And I definitely couldn't make eye contact. contact with Humza. So I'm just looking down. And Humza says, Umarbai, that was freaking awesome! What are we going to do tomorrow? I'm like nothing, dude. There's there's gangsters down there, man. And I was so happy in that moment that Humza felt great. And I know that no matter what I do, I'll never be able to repay the debt that my family owes Shakur Khan. You know, but I'm going to keep trying one Pakistani at a time. That was Omar Koresh.
Starting point is 00:47:53 When we first met Omar at our story slants in Chicago, he was a law student. I was always astounded that he found the time to come tell stories and be in law school. He's now a lawyer with his own firm and has less time to get out there but said he's angling to get back soon. As for Hamza, he still talks about his wild ride with fondness. Shakir Khan, the man that Omar's father, co-lawed. cold called from the White Pages? If you are listening to this story, won't you please contact the Moth office? We'd love to put you in touch with Omar's family, who finally want to thank you and give you that call back you asked for it. To see pictures of Omar's dad and uncle around the time
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