The Nateland Podcast - 176: #176 Mythical Creatures (NOSO)

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

This week, Dusty reminisces about Thanksgiving recipes no longer with us, Nate questions whether his dog does too much sniffing, and Brian takes us back to his childhood when seeing a deer was a novelty. Then they get into the topic of Mythical Creatures which quickly segues into the guys forming two new organizations, NOSO (National Ocean Stuff Only) and SLARS (Some Lakes And River Stuff).  

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I'm Brian Bates. Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay. All right. Yeah, I think y'all have messed it up. Yeah, it's our fault. I was doing fine. Aaron came in hot, and last week you messed it up. I was doing fine. And y'all, Aaron came in hot. And last week you messed it up. I messed it up.

So, welcome to the podcast though. Glad you guys are here. Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. We had a nice fun one. What did we do? Oh, a golf. Sounds fun. Sounds fun.

With the family or just? Me and my brother, me and Derek. Yeah. Yeah. Thanksgiving's a good day. Courses are closed, so it's like you can easily go out. And we went to our course, but you just walk, and it was nice. And so we went and played a few holes.

A few more than we told my mom we were going to play. But, yeah, it was fun. And, yeah, it was nice here. I'm trying to think if I had something. I've been taking Holly. I was telling you guys I've been, like, going on this trail near us, and I was taking Holly. And I was thinking, dogs, they smell so hard at some spots as if they're like this is the most important spot on earth and it is to them it is in that moment and then you go and we get and I'll

and I'll get lulled into it going like well let me let her have it and then it's like I finally go that's enough and I pull her and then the next spot's like well i think i found it and so then i've realized now as i've taken her these past few days i'm like i gotta we gotta keep moving you every spot's the greatest spot i'm not still giving a little yeah it's a good tree if it's a good like something's going on but they you know yeah they get into, they get into it. They get into it. They really, they, in the, I feel bad because if you're pulling, I don't want to just yank her.

Yeah. But then you're just like, I'm not buying, you know, this, you know, we hit a spot where you're like, I'm not buying this spot. Are the smells like their greatest sense?

You think where they're like, Oh, I got like a baby likes to pick things up and put it in their mouth. Like, it's like their taste is their biggest thing. Yeah. Just like baby. You gotta let them do it. Let them learn It's like their taste is their biggest thing. Yeah, just like a baby, you got to let them do it. Let them learn on their own.

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, you got to let them try. Yeah, let them choke. Yeah, swallow through Legos. They're going to figure it out. Yeah, and if they don't, you try again next time. Yeah, yeah. Start laying them in their bed when they go to sleep.

Yeah, yeah. They're, yeah, I don't know. I think they're smelling. Todd Glass had a joke once I heard. Yeah. They're, uh, yeah, I don't know. I think they're smelling, uh, Todd glass had a joke. Uh, once I heard, he said about like doors and dogs lick you cause they're licking the salt off of you.

And so he, and he, did you know that joke? No, but I think there's a lot of truth to that. And he said, he goes, you know,

all right, the dog, the dog's licking me cause there's, there's always, he's licking me cause it's, uh, salt on me, but you know, I still pretend it's giving me kisses. And that really messed me up to be every time.

I think if Holly licks you or something, you're like, do you even care? Oh yeah. Do you really care? Are you just, is it, is it all just that salt? I think it's all just something. Yeah. But does Holly lick you on the face? Yeah, not much.

But you'd have to. It's not like. I mean, she gets very excited when we come home. So it's like jumping everywhere. But she's not licking us then really. She's not a big licker. But she will. But I guess they're excited.

Yeah, I mean, maybe if you really started breaking down a lot of things that dogs do, I mean, maybe, uh, it's not all about loving you, you know? Cause that's, that's what I mean.

Like, but you can't, when we come in, when you come in the door and they're so excited, but maybe they're just excited. They're like, yes, the people that take care of me have returned.

Yeah. Or they're like, Oh, that salt I like is back. The salt licks here Yeah Yeah That's probably some truth to that But look

When my wife comes home It's for the same reason Yeah Good The lady who cooks and cleans Keeps me alive Is back Yeah

It's like a super Power though The way they can smell Like You just be walking And they'll just drag you 15 feet off the path To find a Dorito or something In the woods

It's amazing that dogs I mean bloodhounds I think can smell like up to Something like 3 miles away or something Yeah that's crazy Yeah like that So that. Yeah, like that. So that thing you looked at there says, let them smell. It says it provides mental stimulation and reduces stress for the dog.

It's how they receive information about the world. It's through their nose. So they're just trying to soak up the world around them. Yeah, so underneath. And I'm just like, come on now. Get on. Yeah. But you don't have all day out there you can't it's like yeah i'm not here to exercise not to stand here while

you reduce your stress i i've enjoyed it it's fun to i've enjoyed the the uh it's fun to go out there with the dog and just the bond of you and the dog out there just you know alone and uh but i mean i was able to let her off the leash a little bit the other night because no one was out there. She said, and I feel like she got some good sniffing in there. We have not been on this trail before. So it's, it's new. You think a dog would remember a trail?

I think so. Yeah, but I would. I don't know. Yeah, that's the whole point is that they smell. I think so. You think that trail has a truly unique scent such that the dog will remember it's been there before? Maybe not one time, but if you go a lot, you don't think a lot. Like, I mean, your dog knows where your house is.

Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. And maybe that's all part of it. It's taken in these smells and it's all part of the tracking. Yeah. I mean, if you feed an animal, they will always come back. And maybe that's all part of it. It's taken in these smells and it's all part of the tracking. Yeah. I mean, if you feed an animal, they will always come back. Like a deer.

Like if someone's like, you feed deer. Well, they take off running. They did not like, where was that house again? You know, where they go. What are you looking for? You remember the lady that was giving us all that food? I thought she was over in this. And the other deer is like, no, no, it's the next neighborhood. It is the next neighborhood

over. That is right. Alright. When I was a kid, seeing a deer... Dogs are not alive. They're still wolves. Yeah, they weren't domesticated. Seeing a deer was like a big thing because they were a lot more rare.

A lot of wilderness to run through. Now there's just deer everywhere. The last two weekends driving to my gigs, just every mile of interstate, there's just a dead deer on the side of the road. They're everywhere now. Clipped out here. Yeah. Cause we're bad day.

Bad news baits would describe it as by dead deer and not alive deer. You could have also said you go drive through the neighborhood. I see just hundreds of deer running through the neighborhood. But your marker for how many deer there is is just the amount that you see, the bodies of deer. Just being honest here. Yeah. Do you think there are more deer, or is it just a function of what Dusty said?

There's less wilderness for them to run through? I guess both, but I think there's more. I think there's less wilderness. Well, that's definite. Where I live, it's like they're always bulldozing the woods to build some new development. And so the deers are pushed out. I can agree with that. But I also think, you sure you weren't just a kid and it was exciting for you to see a deer?

Because you're a kid and y'all didn't have entertainment. I mean, I guess that could be true too. Look, in 1930, which is right around your era, the U.S. white-tailed deer population was about 300,000. Today, it's 30 million. So it's a little more.

That's a 1,000-fold increase in less than 100 years. I've seen it. Yeah. Well, yeah. So then I guess, yeah, you were right.

You're right. It says down to about 300,000. Was that because of like over hunting back then? It was the great depression. I'm trying to think of what's going on. They just weren't. Yeah. They were not doing good.

Couldn't get jobs and stuff. They were sad. The deer couldn't get jobs. Yeah. In the 1920s, the species. Santa wasn't hiring. Yeah.

It was just, you know... There was overhunting. It was before government protection programs. Yeah. In the 1920s. So they were down to about 300,000. Yeah. So they're working their way back up.

Yeah. I mean, they're going to have to... Too much. Yeah. Now it's like they're everywhere. They are everywhere. Also, fewer and fewer people are hunting. This is interesting.

Really? Yeah. Hunting is less popular than it used to be. Because you go to the grocery store. Yeah, for sure. When I was a kid, it felt like everybody was being pushed to hunt. Yeah. We were never big hunters.

No one in our family hunted. Yeah. No, not that. All my my friends did but we never did yeah that was one that we didn't do when i moved here to tennessee i was 17 and at the time i don't know if this is still the case but there was a curfew for how late i could be driving under 18 years old i think it was like past 10 p.m maybe midnight but there was an exception. If you were hunting, they would, they would let you drive. I remember it was like the first thing I learned.

It's like a state law. Yeah. It's a state law. You can stay out later if you're hunting. Like you can go earlier. It's like six. It's like midnight to 6 AM or something. Oh, I see.

But if you need to get up early to hunt, you can get an exception. Oh yeah. You could go. Cause they have to leave at like three in the morning. Yeah. To get I see. But if you need to get up early to hunt, you can get an exception. Oh, yeah. You could go, because they have to leave at like three in the morning. Yeah. To get out there. Yeah. So you can't be out unless you have a gun.

Is there a gun in here? Is there a rifle in here? And a few drinks in your cooler. You're good to go. I'm sure there was a lot of people messing with that law. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on my way to 12 30 a.m he just came out of that bar though sir hey i'm hunting for the ladies yeah 16 year old kid yeah what'd y'all good things in here now no no it was pretty terrible no it was good

it was good just uh man i believed you so i go you would have a terrible thanksgiving no sorry uh i regret that it was just you know translating i have to do a lot translating for my wife with my family is they kind of speak different english dialects i know about that. Well, my uncle, I mean, he puts a dip in his mouth as soon as the last bite is made. At the table? He's got the spit cup ready to go. He finishes his drink and then becomes a spit cup.

That red solo cup is double duty, so my wife doesn't have a chance to understand him, so there's just a lot of translating going on. But it was good. I was there. Lucy got COVID. Oh, no.

Wow. So our plans got canceled last minute. We were going to go to New York City, but we just stayed at home. Some friends brought us food. It was very nice. Oh, yeah. Y'all were going at like 10 a.m. That next.

Yeah. And then, yeah, she tested positive that night. We were like, ugh. But it's all good now. It was good. It worked out well for you. You didn't, ugh. But it's all good now. It was good. It worked out well for you. You didn't get to go to Lucy's family.

It has nothing to do with her family. There is always a little bit of relief that like, I don't have to go to the airport tomorrow. Yeah.

The day before Thanksgiving and fly to LaGuardia. You know what I mean? So there's a little bit of relief. Yeah. Yeah. My Thanksgiving was good, but i came to this realization and this

is no offense to my family but as the old people die it feels like the recipes die with them so like my sister you know i went to my sister's house and she did a great job but it's like she doesn't fix a dressing like my grandmother or like my aunt. I had an aunt. My dad is much younger than his siblings. So my aunt was like 90 years old and she died a couple of years ago and she made the best dressing. Now the dressing's gone. We'll never have it again. No one has the recipe. So it's like each year as the older people die, so do all the good food. And maybe it's just my family. Hopefully there's some old people left

and other people's family to keep it going. Well, you just keep writing your recipe down. It just makes me sad. I don't write anything down. I don't think people are writing it down because they're just, you know, they just make it. They go, I'm going to make it. Yeah. Well, you should ask them and say, hey, I think it's, you know, maybe Christmas you got Thanksgivinggiving so when you go to christmas you go you know i was

thinking would you mind writing down the recipe for your and then they go why be like i'd rather not say why i think i think for my family it's too late i think we've already lost the oral tradition the oldest recipe uh well thankfully it's just the dressing it's like when the good stuff comes later what else is there i mean dressing to me dressing is is thanksgiving i mean oh geez to me that's like dressing you don't like it no my wife calls it stuffing well stuffing is different stuffing is not good dressing is a different thing. I don't, yeah. What is the difference? I couldn't tell you, but stuffing often comes in a box. It's Stouffer's stuffing and it's,

dressing is a homemade dish where your aunt makes it and she has all the ingredients in it. And it doesn't look like whatever you just showed there. Yeah. See, that's stuffing. Dressing would be more of a flat top and baked and you cut it out almost like a- That's certainly not it. Yeah. And it's like, it just feels like it made me real sad this year. And my sister did a great job. It's no offense to her, but it's just not the same. My grandmother made a good dressing too.

For your sister, if she listened to this, maybe don't worry about it next Thanksgiving. You got a year. You got a year to figure it out. And it just made me sad. Yeah. Now, your wife has to be happy though, Thanksgiving. It's the one holiday you honor, right? Yeah.

Yeah. So it's probably a big deal. Yeah, it is. It is a big deal, but it's like, I don't know. It just feels this year. Like I had a great time. My sister hosted. I loved seeing the family.

But, you know, it just felt like, I don't know. Maybe it's just, I hope they don't listen because they'll be so offended that I'm saying this. But it just feels like when the old people die, we lose the old food. And that's the real tragedy of it all. Yeah. Well, one of them, you know? It is. Here's where you're going to find out if they listen is when you go.

Well, because there you see there's not one old person left that knows how to cook or that had some kind of recipe you want. Well, and maybe it's just not that they don't know how to cook, but it's just like my aunt made them my favorite cookies and my favorite dressing. And now those are gone. Other people in the family have attempted the cookies, attempted the dressing, and they're good, but it's not the same. Yeah. Do you think any of this is a sentimental attachment to the original cookies?

Potentially. And also, as you get older, your palate's been expanded a little bit. Maybe you're a little more discerning than you used to be growing up in a trailer park in Alabama. I can't. Big words to use for a trailer park guy. Yeah. Go ahead. Answer that question.

I didn't understand even two seconds of what he was saying. Well, my aunt wasn't a trailer park lady. You know what I mean? But you were. I'm saying you enjoyed it. Maybe you just enjoy it less than you used to. It's like knocking on a trailer park door trying to sell encyclopedias. You almost hit this trailer park real fast.

And you see if you're going to get rid of any of them. D for discerning. You know, I don't know. I don't think so with the cookies or the dressing. Other things, I could agree. But I've had the dressing, you know could i could agree but yeah i've had the dressing you know up until the last couple of years you ever have something that you liked as a as a kid and then you get it as an adult and you're like oh why don't you make the dressing

and cookies and take over because you like you're like garden and all that stuff yeah so then you could be like i'm gonna do this and you get to take some time with the dressing. You know exactly what you want. But I, it's like, I know it when I taste it, but I have no idea what was going on with the making of it. But I mean, what if your wife made it and then you just, and I think she would like this, be over her shoulder and criticize her. Yeah. Yeah. She makes it. That's a good idea. Yeah. But my,'s dressing, though, I mean, it would be, I mean, it would get tore up. I know. Well, keep saying that to your wife as she keeps trying to make the slave family happy. Every dish she brings to you, you go, my aunt's dressing is just, it's different than what you're, and maybe, you know, then you can bring in probably some Canada stuff.

Yeah. You go, maybe you're not, because you're not from this country. Yeah. And you could, you know. That's a good idea. Yeah. I like that. Do y'all do Canadian Thanksgiving too?

No. But my wife. Is that a triangle day? Is there a Canadian Thanksgiving? Boxing day. There is, yeah. Boxing day. I was thinking boxing day.

So it's a triangle day. I didn't get the triangle day reference, but now I do. I don't know if I got it. I just said it because Day. So I thought Triangle Day. I didn't get the Triangle Day reference, but now I do. I don't know if I got it. I just said it because. No, it's a good joke. Boxing Day. Good joke in the 80s. It's still relevant now.

But she made real cranberry sauce. Instead of out of the can, she took cranberries and cooked it and made a homemade cranberry sauce. Very good. I think my mom's cooking would still meet your criteria. I bet so. Come to our house. Oh, you should try some dressing there. Then maybe you get, you know.

Yeah. Get your mom to write down the recipe. Yeah. Get some Bates put in you. Yeah. I mean, it's surprising to say this, this is a little more mainstream. The Bates family, a little more mainstream than the Slag family. Yeah.

Well, I would. They were, they had a house and stuff yeah yeah but I would like to yeah I'd like to go get some of that dressing

oh there we go so your mom is in like a casserole dish oh yeah I know exactly what you're talking about I mean every church potluck

every yeah that's the way it is that's a good dressing yeah my aunt yeah she made the best cookies and the best dressing and and that's who we it is that's a good dressing yeah my aunt yeah she made the best cookies and the best dressing

and and that's who we named our daughter after our daughter has the middle name of my aunt oh and

because of dressing oh yeah our daughter's name is cookies dressing and cookies dressing so like she did

your daughter yeah she's like can I live up to this you go I don't know try that dressing when she's yeah you can I live up to this? You go, I don't know. Try that dressing. Yeah. You go, it's not.

Now, were you there when the Iron Bowl was taking place? No, no. I was back home watching it. Okay. Alone. And my wife will not watch football with me. And I like watching football alone because I like to watch it. I was going to say, increasingly, that's my go-to way to watch a football game I truly care about.

Yeah. I want to sit alone, hotel room, right in front of the TV and just watch it. I'd like to watch with one other person that also cares about the game. Yeah. That way we can cheer with each other. At the same level, though. Yes. But I don't like going to Buffalo Wild Ways or something like that like i'm kind of over that to watch a game i care

about it's fun to just have the games on when it's whatever but like i want to sit down zero in on the iron ball yeah you know in a dark that game was fun yeah it was heartbreaking if you're an auburn fan your mom was probably pretty upset. She was at the game. And, yeah, I bet she was. Oh, gosh. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. But a game 10 years from the kick six. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's actually the greatest thing about the heartbreak. Because 10 years ago, very heartbreaking for Alabama. And they were mocked about it for years and years and years. Well, it's got to be tough for Alabama because it's like Alabama,

I mean, not saying anything about Auburn, but Auburn is 6-5. So it's like if it's going to happen, it's not something in the world that happened, and you're made just 6-6. But it would have been, I know they would like to stick it to Alabama. Oh, yeah. I have no sympathy for them. I just want to say that.

A lot of family that are Auburn fans. Auburn was pretty good for a while. They didn't handle it with the most grace. When they were good. Like Alabama does. Yeah, they're getting borderline arrogant about everything. The Alabama fan, what's the worst thing Alabama fans will say about Auburn? You guys stink at football.

But Auburn fans, they think Alabama, they're dumb. They're like the worst part of Alabama. They cheat. I mean, they throw the book at them. They do love to throw out the cheat and Alabama cheats. Of course. They love to throw out the Alabama cheats line. That's the best thing about people getting paid in college now

is that they no longer will just say, they go, well, that's what Nick Saban's been doing for years. Yeah. And then Auburn, meanwhile, they go, well, that's what Nick Saban's been doing for years. Yeah. And then Auburn, meanwhile, they're only good player in 40 years. They bought from a Juco team. But I do got a lot of Auburn fan friends, so I don't want to go too far down that. I don't mind.

I'm trying to cut those people out of my life. Oh, no. I'm trying to drop this dead weight. I'm just kidding. My mom went to Auburn. I still was. I'm still an Auburn fan. I'm an Auburn fan as well. I can go. I'm just kidding. My mom went to Auburn. I still went to Auburn. I'm still an Auburn fan. I'm an Auburn fan as well.

I can go. I can do both. Yeah. I was like, I wanted Alabama to win, but it was a heartbreaking loss. I was like, that's not how I wanted this game to go down. Yeah, I told it. I was like, when we were watching it, I was saying, 40 seconds left. If you said the final scores would be 33 to 24, you could not. I mean, you're like, well, that's impossible.

They took that off, though. They took that last score off. Oh, they did? Yeah. Wow. I think time had already expired before even that last snap. Really? Yeah.

I saw somebody post about it later Like, what happened to that last pick six? Were there gambling implications with that last touchdown? No, I looked It didn't affect the, okay So it I think it ended up 27-24 So you didn't step out of bounds?

Or something? I didn't even take the time to look to see why But I did look up the score And they did take it off. Yeah. But I think the play clock was already – or the game clock was already at zero maybe when he snapped. I just want to state, though, before we move on, that I don't agree with a lot of things Aaron said, and I have tons of Auburn family and friends, and I don't want to get killed when I go home.

And I don't agree with a lot of what Aaron has said so far on this podcast in regards to Auburn. Yeah. And, um, y'all should hear how he trashes Auburn off Mike. War Eagle. It's awesome.

I just want, I just want that to be stated here. I say a lot of crazy things, but I can't make those kind of. He might need when he goes home, a solo stove. Oh man. How about that?

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Alright. So, we'll start with you guys. We'll get to your comments and get into it a little bit sooner. That's good. I don't know about that People are very happy about that I don't know On the back end

They're not going to be happy They're like They're still talking about this The back end Well you know They prefer we get into the topic And have 20 minutes left in the show Oh

Well we'll be again Daniel Sims With your bits and have 20 minutes left in the show. Oh. Well, we'll be again. Daniel Sims, with your bits on Aaron's outhouse, the heated toilet seat guy, and their tornado flush earthquake, in the bathrooms episode, you guys have officially delivered the funniest thing I've ever heard. Pure genius and much appreciated. You guys are not making enough money.

All right. There we go. Well, you don't know how much money I make, Daniel. Yeah. So just stay out of it. That is true. I'm killing it. Yeah. Thank you, Daniel.

As soon as it's not enough. Nate was skeptical about bathrooms going in. We could turn it around. So many compliments. And then the guy at the end goes, man, you're all broke. Yeah. I think he's. I don't think y'all read that

I'm joking he's being nice I'm just piggybacking off Brian yeah yeah I just make sure y'all yeah I don't know what y'all like

I just wanted to stay out of my finances yeah yeah I'm just piggybacking here yeah I was on board with it Brian took it at a negative place I was like I'll get in there too man yes anded yeah I'm an improvbacking here. Yeah. I was on board with it. Brian took it at a negative place. I was like, I'll get in there too, man. You yes anded.

Yeah. I'm an improv guy. That's right. What is this guy? Alabama fan? Is that what you – Dusty? Quote. Hey, I can go either way.

Dusty said that. You guys are not making enough money. That's what Dusty thinks about the Alabama fans. No, he hates Auburn. Auburn. You think that the, Auburn does feel like it's more of a, isn't that like a,

it's an agricultural school. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, but it's, yeah, that's not what they would say. Yeah.

But no, is Notre Dame not, is it not obnoxious with Notre Dame? Of course. Oh, of course. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We're very arrogant. Yeah. We just have a reason to be. Yeah. Cause y'all did good in a hundred years ago. We're just a good school. And we have like a history of being good. For a hundred years ago.

Well, the last championship was 1988. Quite a while. I mean, I mean, look, it's been a while. For someone being such a good school. Right. You would think, and then basketball, no one's talking about y'all made some appearances somewhere look we'll hop in the elite eight every now and then kind of dip our toes in yeah yeah the women's soccer is one of few national championships yeah yeah so what so what is it

what's the arrogance come from you think the nbc because you're on tv everywhere like you're the cubs like you're on wgn it's we're a national brand in a way that few colleges are. Were you all the first college? We were the first to play nationally to really play around the country. Because Michigan boxed us out. Michigan hated Catholics. So they said, you can't play in our conference. You can't play with us.

So we had to travel to California and play USC. And that's how we became a national brand. You know? So you owe a lot to Michigan, you would say. Well, I would never phrase it that way, but I guess so in a roundabout way, I should think. No, I mean, when Vandy started 2-0, we were pretty cocky. Yeah, but we're allowed to be because we. Because you're a great school.

We've never been. Yeah. Then we finished 2-10. I remember frustrating that. I looked up the Vandy because, yeah, it's been tough. And then it's like you keep – like we don't recruit because – or it's always like, well, we're – you know, it's a really good college. And you look at the ranking of Vanderbilt College, you're not –

we're not number one. Yeah. You're like you want to be like – at least be number one college. Yeah. You know, and then we could be like all right well we're they're like 18 19 like it's just not even that's what notre dame is right around that yeah right around there uh stanford's way above both of us yeah so it's like it's just pick one just either like either be a good school or have a good football program yeah just pick one just yeah you can't do both

can't do both just do it i want I want to do a Dusty Slay style backtrack here and just say I'm not actually that arrogant about Notre Dame stuff. I don't want any of that to have been misinterpreted. Well, college football is sensitive. You've got to be careful. It is. Paul Sheldon.

I'm sorry. Tolitz was a home run. Very funny topic. What do Nate and crew think about bathroom attendance? I'm 100% against this. Check our after hours episode. We're going to talk about the bathroom attendance. It's on the Patreon.

Yeah, I'm not for it. I'm not for it at all. It's crazy that there's still even a thing. I get the idea of it. I wouldn't mind it if all. It's crazy that that still is even a thing. I get the idea of it. I wouldn't mind it if it wasn't the obligation of the tipping in there. That's the only thing that keeps you from wanting it. If there's a guy standing there and handed you, it could be a nice experience.

But then you're like, now I've got to go grab. I'll try to do it. It's almost like when you walk in, you're just like need to go and just put it in here because i'm gonna have to you know you gotta have to wash your hands and go get your money and then you know what if they had their venmo listed yeah that it's just getting too easy you know the tipping's out of out of control and so it would like, if you want to have that, have it be like some like restaurant. That's like, we're going to pay you 400, $300 a night,

$200 a night. No tips. You're in there. That's your, let it be known. You don't have to tip this guy. He's been taken care of. Don't say you don't,

but you can't even say you don't have to tip this guy. You're not allowed to tip this guy. Tips not accepted. There's golf places. There's golf courses that you go to some. They're not allowed to accept a tip. Wow. And they go, we can't accept it.

But they do, right? I think you'd have to, if any of them, you'd have to really push it on them and like quietly do it. You have to go, I'm leaving this here. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. So you do what you want with it. You do.

But it's very nice. Go here, throw know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. So you do what you want with it. You do. But it's very nice. Go here. Throw this away from me. Yeah. And if you're visiting the course, if you're visiting the course, you might be like, all right, I'll do that. Like, but it's very nice to just kind of be like, you go to a place and they're like, we don't allow that. So just come in here. You do, you know know all your stuff and there's like there's like i was thinking

that you go eat it like uh you know if you go you mean you always see it on tv or movies or something like someone's at a restaurant and they're it's just they got a running tab at that like i always like that yeah like you go somewhere so much they just have your credit card yeah or they have your whatever and then you just kind of like paying it i guess as you go like but it's a very cool like that always looked cool and like seeing a movie have you ever been a regular somewhere like at a restaurant or a bar you walk in and the staff knows you no you ever been like a norm from cheers doesn't that seem fun to do oh i always thought it was fun i always thought it was fun i always

thought it was that you would see when because i mean i worked in restaurants so you would see regulars that come in there every day and you did i did like them yeah like you're always like oh that is fun i've definitely been a regular at a bar you know charleston yeah but it's like it was never the norm experience yeah you know yeah there was a place we used to go. You're getting thrown out of there every now and then. Yeah. It was anything but norm. Yeah.

Regularly thrown out of this place. Yeah. They're like, oh, gosh, here we go. The whole town knew Dusty. They go, we get Dusty early, so it's pretty fun. And they go, we're like one of his last stops. We're the ones that have to send him home. Well, there definitely was those.

Yeah. There's ones that you go to early and ones you go to last. send him home. Well, there definitely was those. Yeah. There's ones that you go to early and ones you go to last. Right. Yeah. Yeah, that's for sure. But there have been

a few since I started comedy regulars at Zany's, the comedy club, and they're the best, dude. There was Lee who passed away. I remember Lee.

She was the best. She was great. She would sit in that same seat every show. I remember she would meet like young comics. My first time performing there, she'd like get everybody's autograph. Oh, yeah. She passed away? Yeah, she did. Yeah remember she would meet Young Comics. My first time performing there, she'd get

everybody's autograph. She passed away? Yeah, she did. Yeah, a few years ago. She was the first you feel like, I have a fan. And then there was Brian Bachner. Bachner moved to Charlotte. I still talk to Bachner. He's coming to see me this week.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I still talk to Bachner. He's to see me this week. All right. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to see him, and I go to Charlotte, too. I still talk to Bob. Okay. Yeah. He's the best. Yeah, he is awesome. Love that. Yeah.

They have Chelsea there now. Yeah, yeah. She's great. Her and her mom are awesome. Yeah, it is fun. It's being regular somewhere. But, yeah, go in their restaurant. They just kind of, if you had a place.

I could see it where you could. I could see the joy of it. Be like, I want this back table. I go in there and I eat. I want to be, if I die, they put a little placard on this chair. That's what I want. Yeah. Aaron Weber sat here.

Yeah. They're like. There you go. This is a different chair though, right? No, no. It's barely hanging. If you had a chair, if you had your own chair at a restaurant, you would get enormous. Yeah, we could tell which chair.

Yeah. I mean, yeah. The fact you've stayed in good shape is because you don't have your own chair at a restaurant. We will know that Aaron is off the road. He's not traveling no more. He's local. We have to go do the podcast around him at the restaurant. Elliot DeLuca.

DeLuca. That's a fun last name. Elliot DeLuca. That's a fun. That's an easy like, unless I'm saying it wrong, DeLucia or something. DeLuca. I'm feeling the DeLuca thing That's a fun, that's an easy, like, unless I'm saying it wrong, DeLucia or something. DeLuca. I'm feeling the DeLuca thing. Yeah.

Hell yeah. Crazy to have Elliot be the first name. Because that seems very, Elliot and DeLuca don't feel like they, they feel like you would introduce those two people and just think they would never meet each other ever again. Different cultures. You go, hello, this is Elliot. This is DeLuca. Right. Y'all can meet.

Y'all have nothing in common. And you'll go your separate ways. But you're very, very nice. I like the first name DeLuca. This is Elliot. This is DeLuca. Yeah. That translates The Luca.

And DeLuca goes, do you want to dance? The Luca. Elliot the Luca. What's Luca? They would be of, right? The Luca. Elliot the Luca. What's Luca? Day would be of, right? Of Luca. Elliot of Luca. I got the most simple word there is.

I got it wrong. Elliot of night. That's what it feels like. Is Luca night? I knew a guy named Elliot night. Oh. Luca is a given name predominantly for males Oh, that's the first name

You gotta look at the surname My name is Luca Sacred Wood Yeah, it's nighttime Wow After two hours and eleven minutes in a podcast about toilets I don't think I've heard

toilet pronounced correctly It's typical DeLuca This is DeLuca No, this is toilet pronounced correctly. It's typical DeLuca. This is probably Elliot talking. It's toy-let, folks. What do we say? Toilet. Toilet. Toilet. Toilet. Toilet.

Toilet. Toilet. Who says toilet? Toilet. I say toilet. I want to object to the let part of it because I think it's toy-let. That's how I say it. Toilet. Toilet. Toil it. Toilet. Toilet sounds crazy to me. It sounds like you're saying too much.

I never liked the word. I don't like it either. I just like to go to the bathroom. Like John? What do you think about John? Come on. My mom says come on. You just say you're going to the bathroom and then you leave it. My grandpa said over. Yeah. It's, you just say you're going to go to the bathroom and then you leave it. You know, my grandpa's a pot.

Yeah. Yeah. It's I, you know, if you're around a construction site, I understand it's going to be called a few different things. I can handle some, you know,

but overall you're like, you just call it a bathroom. Just, you know, I never, it was like, Oh, do you need it?

Where's your toilet at? That seems insane to say. It's in the bathroom. That is. Yeah. Yeah. You want to know where the bathroom's at? That seems insane to say. It's in the bathroom. You want to know where the bathroom's at? Toilet's in there. Chase Peeler.

I have bidet seats that cost me a couple hundred bucks. They raise and lower the seat automatically and also warm the seat for you. I promise you the bidet and heated seats are life-changing. Get one for Christmas. I don't understand his obsession with having the seat warm that there's zero appeal for that for me i'd rather i want to cool it down a bit yeah i mean the guy that wants to walk in cooler at his house yeah i'm sorry he understands he's the man that hot. Yours has air-conditioned seating? Yeah, dude.

That's what I want. Just blows up like a truck driver that's like. I want it like an air hockey table. Yeah. Like that's what I want it to feel like. I go in there to cool off. The heated seat does feel like a bit much. And who wants your bathroom experience at home to be that good?

I mean, that ruins every, especially if you travel a lot. Like I don't need it to be that good at home to where I'm like, when I get out in the world, everything seems so much less good. By that logic, should you go out of your way to make your house worse so that you enjoy traveling more? Well, I don't want to make it worse, but. I just kind of said that before I thought about it. But no, but you know what I mean?

That could have been the next thing that he said. It could have been. But you know what I mean, though, like this. It raises and lowers for you. You got a bidet. The seat's warm. It seems like too much. I don't mean I want at home

to have a porta potty when I go to a hotel. But your bathrooms at home should be that where you kick the, kick the flusher. Yeah. So you don't have the tank,

tankless. Tankless. But you're saying if you have too much luxury at home, it's hard to travel. Yeah. It's hard to leave.

You're too much of a homebody. Yeah. And there's a danger in that for sure. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to leave. You're too much of a homebody. Yeah. And there's a danger in that for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, come on guys. Who knows what Dusty would get into if he never left the house. Oh, that's true.

Don't ever let me make too much money. That's for sure. Yeah. I won't ever leave. Yeah. But that, then that's, that defeats the purpose of how you would make the money. Well, if I've made enough to where I'm, I'm all set, there's no need to make more. Let's build an orchard and let's get into it.

Dusty Slay's Orchard. Cat Rockwell. That's a good name. Cat Rockwell feels like it's the you know, the one in the family the Rockwell that's not in the family business.

The Rockwell business. The black sheep of the family. Yeah, but the fun one. The one that everybody knows. Yeah, they named her Catherine and she shortened it to Cat. You know Cat Rockwell?

Yeah. Everybody knows Cat. Everybody knows Cat. Cat's the best. But you know, but she's, you know, you think she can get to talk to her dad? You're like, Kat hasn't talked to her dad in a few years. There you go.

They're estranged. But they get back together. But Kat is the one that brings everybody back together too. Awesome. She's fun. She's fun. I was a restaurant manager for 12 years. Exactly.

Worked in a restaurant. She's a regular at some bars. Right, right. The company I worked for had required sanitation training where hand washing was a big deal. Unlike sanitizer alone, the running water

rinses substances off your hand. This is especially important because nine out of 10 people suffer from TPT. Toilet... Oh. Oh, boy. Hell yeah. That's toilet paper poke through that's tough and unknowingly you

have 10 people yeah that seems like yeah i don't know i even because i'm the one of 10 that doesn't suffer from that yeah and unknown knowingly have unwanted substances on their hands i mean i never have toilet paper poke through well you just don't know it. You're one of those unknowingly. Yeah. How do you not know that your stuff's not poking through the toilet paper? I don't know. I don't think we should be talking about this.

What I'm just saying. Should we be talking about this? Should we be talking about this? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, that makes a lot of sense. I don't know how you get that poll. I am for washing your hands over hand sanitizer.

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And Crocodile Dundee, he goes to new york and he checks into the nice hotel he goes there's two dunnies in here and she's like no one dunny one bidet what a great movie yeah that's probably when you could use that joke and that was oh yeah that was an edgy fun joke yeah that was a fun. Yeah. Now you can, you know, feels like it's been done. It's been done-y. Bluey's a big thing, huh? Bluey's great. Yeah.

I thought Bluey, I'm not going to lie to you. I just typed in Bluey. I'm looking at pictures. I thought Bluey was Blue's Clues. Yeah, I can see that. I think I most, I don't know if I watched, saw Bluey. I don't think Harper was into Bluey. It's come along, I think. most, I don't know if I watched Saw Bluey. I don't think Harper was into Bluey. It's come along, I think.

This looks recent. Started in 2018. Yeah, yeah. So I was a couple years, you know. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, we were already, I think, moved on. I'm not sure she's seen it. You just missed it.

Yeah, just missed it. Yeah. Sarah Harward. Harward Harward Sounds like I want to say Hayward for some reason But it's Harward Yeah

She goes Sarah Harward Do you write these ahead of time? Do you write these quips while you're putting these comments together? That was pretty good Yeah he thought that two weeks ago I've been saving this one When I was in college I cleaned the buildings on campus to pay my way through school. Oh, good one.

I did not expect that coming from Sarah Harwood. We replaced the toilet paper the least in the very first stall closest to the door. The stall was generally the cleanest and obviously the least used. For the past 20 years now, I'll always go to the first stall. The least used and almost always has toilet paper that is a solid you know that's like something that that is like something you take on she took that in college right you know now and that's more important than anything she learned in college i bet i bet she's the only thing she's still using. Kim Cottrell. Cottrell.

Probably Cottrell. Cottrell. The actress? It looks like that. Kim Cottrell. I think hers is the CA. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Could be her. Yeah, it could be her. She just goes by Cottrell. That looks like a lady that probably into this podcast. She ever watch the show? Yeah. I guess. My uncle worked for a sewer plant yeah that's her my uncle worked for a sewer plant he found a driver's license in the screen catcher cleaned it and mailed it back to its owner wow that's very nice that's probably gotta you gotta be like i don't know if I want this.

But maybe the person didn't know. Maybe they did because I guess they would have. They're like, what? I flushed this down the toilet. Yeah. Oh, my God. Who is messing with me? This thing's haunted.

I tried to get rid of it. Yeah, that would be that. We'd love to see if we can talk to that driver's license owner. That's like, dude, I've been wondering how. It's a murder victim. if we can talk to that driver's license owner that's like, dude, I've been wondering how... It's a murder victim. The guy who did it flushed it and then shows back up. Good night. Gotta get some edge in this

podcast. Richard Garcia. I really think I would rather be asked, how has your year been going? Question far better than some, how's your day? I really think I would rather be asked, how has your year been going? Question far better than some, how's your day? I really dislike small talk, but inquiring about my year would actually cause some good reflection. I agree. Well, you agree because you've had the best year in the history of the world.

No, it doesn't. It's not about that. You're tempting people. You're like, hey, how's your year been? Well, my mom had cancer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But have you heard of a little show called Saturday Night Live? But you should be excited because you're this close to someone that's having the greatest year of all time. I am excited.

I'm joking. I'm joking. I got to go to Saturday Night Live because of you. No, I'm not talking about just me. I'm saying in general that it's a i think it's a better you know i look when you're not trying to have a long talk then you know but if you're like how's your year been going it's like you know it's not bad i think in a rough start off to you know it's it's you're actually getting more in detail than the other way in january this is the cheesiest question of all

in january it sounds like you're making a lame joke a lame joke how did last year go for you okay is this year are you say hey how's this year looking you got a lot of good plans this year uh oh you look forward what's your year what do you think your year's gonna look like yeah we got we got a big you We got all this. So I'm excited. It's got to be more positive. What month do you flip it? March.

March. Yeah, I can see that. But your new year doesn't start until April. Probably spring. So you go, how's the year going so far? Well, we got past the toughest part, winter. And now we're in it. Yeah.

Looking forward to some planning. Some planning, winter, you know. Yeah. And now we're in it. Yeah. Yeah. Looking forward to some. Some planting. Some planting. Some flowers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How's the garden coming?

Yeah. Yeah. How's your orchard? Taking it day by day and then walk away. Yeah. That's fine. It's going to shut that down. I'm taking it day by day.

Taking it day by day. Fun guy right there. Rachel Bergeson. Dusty, unless you want to be awoken by what sounds like world's loudest and weirdest meow every day, you do not want peacocks. My parents live in a rural area, and the neighbors that are a good five-minute walk away have peacocks. And they are so loud, it sounds like they're right outside my window. I got a few messages about not wanting peacocks. There is no danger that I'm going to be getting peacocks.

That's good. Yeah, I don't. There's a lot of exotic animals that I like and things that I'm into, but peacocks are not one of them. Are you allowed to own a peacock? That feels illegal. Yeah. No, you to own a peacock? That feels illegal. Yeah. No, I see them. I see them at a zoo.

You see them out in people's yards. You do? Yeah. A peacock? I've seen them in Florida. I think I've seen them here. Yeah. Man, I don't know.

Where are peacocks at? I don't think I've ever seen a peacock. I think I've seen a peac Yeah Where are peacocks at? I don't think I've ever seen a peacock I've seen a peacock in Florida in the wild I think I've seen one here In people's yards This person says they have peacocks That guy wasn't supposed to have it wherever you saw it Literally this person

There's so many people that have owned peacocks That they have opinions about owning peacocks And we're acting like no one Like it's crazy There's so many people that have owned peacocks that they have opinions about owning peacocks. And we're acting like it's crazy. Yeah, but it's not as common as a dog. That's what I'm saying. I mean, what are we even doing here? We go, I'm just done, but I've seen it.

Yeah. Oh, you saw a peafowl. A peafowl. What is that? I like that this paragraph has California listed as if it's a different country. It is. Various countries, including California, and then it ends with North America, which is also not a... Maybe it is a peafowl. I mean, that's just peafowl.

I don't know the difference. Where do peacocks... Where do they originate? Where are they at? Where's the bulk of them? If I want to go see some good wild peacocks. Yeah. Yeah, I think peafowl is the bird.

Peacock is the male and peahen is the female. Wild peacocks are primarily found in India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, and Java, Myanmar. That's what makes it so interesting how many I've seen. Yeah. You've seen the tame ones. I've seen them. Maybe it's tame ones. I've seen them. Maybe it's not a... I've seen them. I don't know where they're at. I've seen them

too, but yeah, I mean, there's no danger that I'm going to be stocking up the backyard with peat hocks. Did it have colors? Yeah, was it plumed up? You may have just seen a turkey. Look, I'll give you some of them were turkeys, i've still i've still seen

i've still seen so there's they're they're walking around i do appreciate the heads up though but i'm not going to be getting any well that's good i know we're still talking about you uh it was addressed to me from rachel bergens it was sounds like did you put up the bat house i I did put up the bat house, yeah. Okay. It sounds like you're, Rachel Bergens sounds like your daughter in 25 years. My parents live in a rural area, and the neighbors that are a good five-minute walk away, but you're the neighbor that's a good five-minute walk away, they have peacocks.

Well, yeah. I mean, by the time my daughter's old enough to write into this podcast, I may have some people. I mean, you know what I mean? But right now we're far away from it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, Paul Rimpel, Rimpel, Rimpel, Paul Rimpel. That was a good name. Regarding Aaron and the Canadian accent,

what would you think if someone said, he has a real American accent? Does Aaron have trouble understanding Miss Slate? The vast majority of people born in Canada speak the way she does. Does he mean your wife? I'm thinking so. Yeah, I can understand her fine. But she does have an accent.

You can hear an accent. Hannah's family. You tell her when you go, there you go. Tell her to write it down. Dusty, what is she saying? Dusty. Dusty, could you get your old lady over here and tell her to write it down? I can't.

I have a headache trying to understand what she's over here saying. Speak English. Her uncles and stuff, they're much more Canadian, but yeah, it's still very what is the it's very understandable. That works. Understandable.

It's like intelligible. Decipherable. No, it's not. What's that word? That's what I think you're thinking of. What is it? Intelligible? Is that a word? Sure, yeah, it is. Decipherable. Yeah. No, it's not intelligible. No, what's that word? That's what I think you're thinking of. What is it? Intelligible? Yeah. Is that a word? Sure, yeah. It is. Oh, yeah. Isn't that? I don't know. Yeah.

Yeah. That means you understand it. Yeah. Like when someone speaks, you understand what they're saying. Yeah, right. Understandable seems like you're they're like doing something. I get why they're doing it. Yeah, understandable. What do you say when you write it? Legible.

Legible? That's legible. A verbal legible. Yes. Yeah, I'm thinking legible. Yeah, she speaks legibly. That's what you're saying. Yeah.

But I think the answer is, look, in the same way that there is a prototypical American accent, There is a Canadian one. You all can hear what I'm talking about. I don't. I think he's implying it's a big country so people up in New York sound different than here. Not everybody is exactly like you. There's other people in the world, is what I think Paul's

saying. I thought you were breaking the news to me just now. I think Paul's trying to remind you Aaron like, Aaron, the world doesn't. I know you're Notre Dame. So you, like Notre Dame alum, think, well, there's no one outside of ourselves. Right, right, right. Yeah. And he's saying.

But if you ask. They have college in Canada, too. Not good ones. No, but they have them. I'm kidding. They have good colleges. What kind of colleges they got up there?

McGill University. What do they do there? University of Toronto. Learn how to move to America. Learn how to get a visa. Stuff like that, folks. I want to say real quick, I watched a video

of people in Ireland. They're going up to people in Ireland going, do up to people in Ireland Going do your best American accent It's fascinating to hear what people think It's all just a southern accent That's what they do That's what they think of an American accent

Just a southern one So that's what When I say Canadian accent That's what I mean Because the southern accent is the best Let's be honest It is the best It's super fun

Jordan Lenny I mean this whole podcast is based on Because the Southern accent is the best. Let's be honest. It is the best. It's super fun. Jordan Lanier. I mean, this whole podcast is based on hoping these people think Southern accent is the best. Jordan Lanier. We need a Dusty versus Nate swimming race. Both have claimed to be fast swimmers. Let's see it happen. Bologna. Bologna? Bolog Let's see it happen. Bologna.

Bologna? Bologna? Bologna. Bologna. Yeah. That's how you say it. Isn't that wild? Yeah. That's how you spell it.

Bologna with an A at the end. Bologna can be the ref. It would be perfect. I don't know how this has turned into a me versus you swimming competition. I'm down. Well, I'll do it. But I don't know how that proves that into a me versus you swimming competition. I'm down. Well, I'll do it. But I don't know how that proves that either of us are fast swimmers. Yeah, that would be – we can figure something out.

I still like the idea of trying to see if we could one day shoot something, see if people could pick really – like how do we shoot this to show a team out there and be like you got gotta try to blend in yeah it's dusty versus nate brian's the ref i guess i'll i'll sit this one out there you go with the concession stand i just can't understand you do a cannonball that's what starts us off it's like the starter gun i'll just never understand why it is more unrealistic that i could blend in with a swimming team than Brian of the professional.

Look, Dusty, this really upsets you, but the people have spoken. Because. I just don't understand. There's an objective physical difference. That's what I'll say. Anyway. But not with Brian and a professional soccer player? Less so, for sure.

I'm wearing clothes. Let's pull up David Beckham here. Brian is closer to David Beckham than you are to Michael Phelps. I don't think so. Michael Phelps is like 6'5". I don't think so. You're 3'6". I still disagree.

I don't think. Yeah. I mean, come on. Yeah, dude. Let's I mean, come on Yeah, dude Let's pull up David Beckham You know, I don't know if you Do you really need a ref for a swimming race? Yeah, it's down there, man

What's a ref gonna do? So this guy This guy is This is what Brian looks like With his shirt off Well, they're gonna be wearing a jersey Well, they're not asking And you can't wear a jersey in the pool.

Yeah, that's the thing. But if you wore that long, he's got long-sleeving shorts on. Yeah. And we're saying from a far view away that you would just be like, oh. That could be Brian. I just think that soccer players

are the most in shape players in the world. You don't think swimmers are in pretty good shape? Swimmers might be the most in shape. And swimming, you got to take your shirt off. Michael Phelps was eating 30,000 calories a day. in shape players in the world. You don't think swimmers are in pretty good shape? Swimmers might be the most in shape. In swimming, you got to take your shirt off. Michael Phelps is eating 30,000 calories a day at his peak. And you have to take your shirt off. We're talking about the world's greatest swimmer. Yeah, but you just talked about David Beckham.

He's one of the best of all time. Is he the best though? Top 10 all time. You can't even name 10 swimmers. Michael Phelps, Ryan Lochte. You can't even name 10 swimmers. Michael Phelps, Ryan Lochte. You can't even name 10. No, no, that's fine. Katie Ledecky.

Yeah. You can't. You can't. Thomas. But I would say you're going to have to get to number of the top, I don't know, probably number like 5,000 before you see a belly on one of these guys. So that's what I mean. Soccer players too, though. Such a funny way of putting it. I know that's soccer players too though such a funny way of

putting it i know but not but soccer players you have a shirt on so you're just trying to blend in for a second do you have for a second now that's all it is no it's for the it's for the the whole i would say the whole game the whole game oh we got to see the whole game okay yeah yeah i mean i'm gonna get out it i admit. But just maybe before, I mean. I just want you guys, you want to choose a short sport that you got to take your shirt off. Yeah, but this is. Again. Again, I think five.

Wait, is that Dusty or is that Michael Phelps? He's number one. Number one in the world. Even other swimmers don't come close to this guy. With all. Let's do mark spitz in all full honesty i think if you went and went on the women's team you could fit in there and i and i he's made that argument many times yeah and but i think it would make more sense in the current time that we live in if you were on a women's team i would be like okay

okay like doesn't my i think you would be very hard again very my point is that's does that not make sense if he's picture dusty going they go here we go i just swim around the women's team and you'd be like okay like you know he you know he's swimming with the team. And you'd be like, okay. Like, you know, he's swimming with the women now. And you'd be like, okay. I just can't understand why there's not more emphasis on the idea that Brian is going to blend in with the greatest athletes in the world. I'll tell you why. Because he's got clothes on. It's just insane to me.

It's because he has clothes on. I would probably wear a turtleneck. He wears a big shirt and stuff. You have to take all that stuff off. So your best bet is to wear a woman's bathing suit. Let's see some other swimmers. This is Mark Spitz. He was the former Olympic.

What's a woman's bathing suit look like? You're going down the wrong road in this. And you can leave the beard. And that's okay. And, you know, look, you need that. You need to be covered up a little bit. I mean, come on. Dusty, you could do that.

I would believe that all day long. Just the full on overalls. Fulls full on like we can't tell like does that one have a belly we don't know for sure i'll wear it if you wear it i'll wear it yeah if you wear it i'm in yeah but i'm saying if you blend it in if you go over one that's yeah that's done i mean that's i know this is i need to try to be political but that's everybody knows what i'm talking about and if dusty if dusty went that route i need more rational people you're gonna be i need more rational people you're gonna be the same size now the other women you're the same height to them probably you got them by weight a little bit

and then uh but maybe not not because they're probably strong. I just think that we're judging off the world's best swimmer versus some average swimmers. Somebody sent us a fat swimmer. It was for some small country. Could you Google

fat swimmer? He wasn't really fat. In the Olympics? There he is right there. Ethiopia. That could be dusty. fat swimmer. Or I don't know if he was, he wasn't really fat. In the Olympics? Come on, God. There he is right there. Oh man, this guy's.

Ethiopia. Yeah. I mean, that could be Dusty. Kill for that body. That could be Dusty. Yeah, I mean,

I look better than this guy. Yeah. So, that's what I'm saying. I would kill for that body too. So, but I'm just saying, I'm trying to help Dusty out here.

Yeah. Yeah. I just think you guys. You called him the whale? That's so mean. Yeah. Ethi, I just think you guys are- You called him the whale? That's so mean. Yeah. Ethiopian swimmer dubbed Rebel the whale. That shows the standards.

The person that wrote that probably is bigger than me. Yeah. Well, that's- But this guy, Michael Phelps, is like a phenom. And that's who I got to be compared to. I'm saying this thing has gone way too far. I'm down for the challenge, though. Now I have to race you.

I have to race everyone here and play soccer against everyone. We can race. What are you going to do? Olympic-sized pool? Yes. You're going to go lane all the way down? Freestyle, whatever you want? Just all the way down, not all the way back.

Just down, not back. Just down. All right. Just down. We should get one good swimmer, right, to kind of also prove the point? You need a control. We're great swimmers. Oh, we're great swimmers.

But I mean like a college. Yeah, yeah. We can fill the whole lane with, I'm saying you would have it shot from far out and you'd have the whole lane. So everybody's the real swimmers except me and Dusty. And you see if people can guess out of us. Who's the who's like a real swimmer yeah collegiate or high school swimmers versus yeah yeah now how much time

do you need to train uh well let's well i don't even know where i can train you know what i mean it's winter time yeah it's more we'd have to set up and film this thing uh in the training I'll go do it right now I haven't been swimming a lot lately but I thought you said last week you needed some time to train that's why I said that

well give me a you wake me up and I'll be when we initially started this the whole thing was that you would we would get

a little bit of time to train for whatever sport we wanted to blend in with yeah I don't need time because I'm just gonna be walking around yeah uh alright you wanna tell us about Aura Frames for whatever sport we wanted to blend in with. I don't need time because I'm just going to be walking around.

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It's named the number one best digital frame by Wirecutter. Wirecutter, they are an easy thoughtful gift to give you your loved ones you can throw pictures on there i love the idea i mean i always think with phones is like you never go look at these pictures but now with this i go to the ocean and swim that's where you get the best training. That's like some rocky training. You're fighting the waves out there. You're trying to throw your back. Alright, this week we're talking about

This is the most fired up I've been. I'm sorry. I know. That's why it's so funny. I can't. You walk out with that shirt on. Yeah. And do you reveal just you have that shirt but as a swimsuit? By the time we're ready i'm

gonna be if we're gonna do it i'm gonna be ready to go yeah well look well let me let me figure out where we could like i do what i think i have this thing it would be fun for us to shoot something like this and we could all kind of do it and yeah and it would almost i would say all of us just do we would all do each sport whatever anybody picks and you got to blend in and just see who could blend you know it'd be fun and stupid and silly and uh you know that's what we give to people just pointless we're trying to give pointless people what's the point of this there is no point yeah i agree yeah so we're doing we're good we're a more legit race i think i could beat you well i'm ready yeah but you know just for the record though this whole thing is not about me and nate

racing in a pool i mean i'm down to do it but this thing is taking on a life of its own here yeah i mean now now it's like some challenge between me and n to win. I mean, of course I'm in, but what's the sport you're blending in with? Well, long snapper. Oh, long snapper. Okay. Long snapper. Yeah. Well, I'm not involved in this, man.

I'm just watching. No, no. We're all involved. You're being involved. The person just said to swim. You really took that. It really bothered you. You can be the other guy.

He's a ref. I don't know what a ref is going to do in the swimming race anyway. That's perfect for me. He'll be perfect. He's a ref. You're the obstacle we got to go around. It's like putt-putt. You know every race needs one guy with a shirt on in the pool.

So why don't you be that person that goes in? You want to race? Can you swim? You swim fast? No, not fast. You want to race? You think you could? I'll race, y'all.

Okay. I think we should do both the freestyle. Is that what this is? And an underwater. You don't even know the term. It's not important to know the terms. You're talking about underwater. Who can swim the longest underwater?

Yeah, I'm down for that too. Yeah. We got a lot of stuff. Yeah, I got a lot going on here. Yeah. All right. All right. This week we're talking about mythical creatures.

I feel like we just did that a little bit. Dusty, you are our mythical creature wait till we swim i mean i can't wait yeah you might you you probably can talk underwater yeah i can't wait yeah i mean i used to i mean growing up i was a real swimmer i mean i was really you know we saw him in creeks and ponds and and lakes and now did you have the long hair then because i could hold you back uh yeah i may i didn't have it then but i've had it at various We swam in creeks and ponds and lakes. Now, did you have the long hair then? Because that could hold you back. Yeah, it may.

I didn't have it then, but I've had it at various times. How deep were your creeks? It depends. I mean, sometimes they got pretty deep. Up to a foot? We swam in the river a little bit. The river is different. The river is different. Well, we've walked some creeks where it's like this,

and then suddenly it opens up and it becomes big enough to swim in. Yeah. I've done this, but I mean, you're talking about, that's what, yeah. I mean, this is Rocky IV. You're training out in the mountains, and he's going to have, you know, a team behind me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you're the Russian. Yeah. So. If I can change, we can all change. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how it's going to end.

And I have brain damage in the next episode. Did he? Yeah. Rocky five ruins the whole thing. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. So there's some new video that's come out just in the last couple months of a new bigfoot video you probably saw that i did not i haven't been on on that kick what

on that bigfoot kick no no no i uh did i see this like a Harry Potter movie. I might have seen this. I'm saying I haven't been like, yes, I did see this. But yeah. To me, it looks like someone in a suit. I would agree. Because it's like the way he's squatted down and stuff. I'm sure Colbert had something funny to say about it. The guy that's never going to get on Colbert. No, I'm sure he did.

I don't know. Maybe Bigfoot would squat down if he thought a train was coming. Yeah, but I think it looks like a suit in the way the person, in the way that sits down. I wouldn't even believe that. Colbert probably said he's hiding behind the Mueller report or something like that. Put a fun spin on it. Sorry, Steven. Well, anyway, that got a lot of national news because it was out there.

Now, the guy who even shot it said it's probably a guy in a suit. But, I mean, that's pretty elaborate. Yeah. Oh, so the guy who shot it claims, like, I'm not involved. I didn't orchestrate this. No, he was just on the train. But I still think it's fake. He was on the train and just saw it.

So this dude was out here just trying to scare people. Yeah. I mean, I think it's complete. That makes me think it's more fake. Like he knew to, you know, he knew a train went by that. And so. It's a pretty good hoax. Yeah, it's fun.

I mean, he was so far away that. So he's hoaxing just for the love of the game, this guy. Yeah. It almost doesn't even, it looks like a guy. Or it's fun i mean he was so far away that so he's hoaxing just for the love of the game this guy yeah it almost doesn't even looks like a guy or it's really like hunting gear you know like a sniper yeah like that gully suit ghillie suit yeah yeah what if that bigfoot just like gotten a fight with his wife or whatever and he's like you know what i don't even care if they see me he just went out and he just had to blow off some steam out there on the side of the way he's like i don't even care now he doesn't even care yeah once let him see me yeah yeah i like that he realizes what he did and then he goes i shouldn't be out here yeah down be hot by this little bush he blends in pretty good i told you

they're in a cave yeah i mean i wish we could see more of the walk. It seems like it must've been a long walk to get out to where it's at. Show us more of the mountain. How far was that walk? You know? Yeah. I mean, it is amazing that big,

are they called big foots or big feet? I think, Oh, I don't know. I think just big foot. Even if it's plural? Oh, plural.

Is it like deer? Big feet sounds crazy. I would think big foots. Even if it's plural? Oh, plural. Is it like deer? Big feet sounds crazy. I would think Bigfoots. Bigfoots? Yeah. They're never seen anywhere. I mean, it's so hard. And then the one guy says, we're out in the wide open in the middle of the day.

You always think when some of them, you're like, how does, if you went to the train conductor and was like, let's stop it. Let's all go solve this once and for all. We'll solve this one. Yeah. Yeah. Like, let's stop it. Let's all go solve this once and for all. We'll solve this one. Yeah. Yeah. Like, let's go up to it. Yeah. It takes a train so long to stop, though.

And it looked like it was going over a bridge or something, didn't it? Uh-huh. Or maybe not. No. No. Look, you got to do some climbing, and they're going to have to say all the, well, what if people get hurt and they sue it? Yeah.

That stuff. what if people get hurt and they sue it like yeah that's stuff how can you not have just a flat you know if you're like if the stranger that goes if anybody does this you're on your own if you get hurt you cannot you know we're all act normal but you will pay your own bills like you know we're trying to help as much as we can help but you know because then because all the companies they talk about liability i don't really know what you know they're liable for this stuff but how could you not just have a sign that says we're not liable see you later you know there's so much well they would never do that because they're liable for like all this kind of stuff there's some stuff right not responsible for lost items or stolen items on it. They have signs like that. They can

waive liability. Yeah. But then they... I always hate that in a hotel parking lot. When the hotel says, we're not liable if your car gets broken into in the night. And it's like, why though? This is your parking lot. You can't give me some kind of safety. We're not even watching

the parking lot. Just a heads up. That means they're not, yeah. Yeah. I think they're really encouraging you, don't leave your luggage or stuff in the car. Take it in with you. What if this train stopped? Big feet came out of all the mountain and just rushed the train. Yeah. That's what I want to see.

Like when Bigfoot is finally exposed, they're like, yeah, we're here and we're taking over. They're like deer. Yeah. There used to be not that many of them. And now. Yeah. 30 million. 30 million. Every mile down the interstate, there's another dead.

Dead. Big foot. Big foot. And we think that they're. Yeah. Just hitting seven foot tall men with your car constantly. And we think they're primitive, but they got guns and they're like ready to go. Yeah.

It's a real takeover. You think they need guns? Yeah. You know, I don't know. I don't know if they need them, but why not? Couldn't hurt. Couldn't hurt. Yeah, they would probably take them. Yeah.

Yeah, why not? If you offered it to them, they'd be like, oh, sure. I'll keep it on me. Yeah. Okay. Something goes down. So, you just mean you've been so busy, you haven't kept up like the latest bigfoot like the newsletter no like any new stuff like i haven't yeah i like twitter i don't i don't have that on my phone anymore and so and i don't even know my uh i had a different one too i don't know

my login and so it's like i just haven't any kind of like, it's been pretty good. Any kind of up to date kind of stuff. I don't really know what's going on, uh, which has been nice. Yeah. Mm. So,

but I did see this. So yeah, whatever that tells you. Yeah. There was also just a new Loch Ness monster siding. Pretty good one. I mean, not as good as that,

but usually it's nothing. And this one. I mean, not as good as that, but usually it's nothing. And this one, at least you can see something. I do believe in the Loch Ness monster. I don't know if I believe in these pictures. I do believe in it. Yeah, but why have they not just skimmed the whole lake? I think it's a really deep lake.

I think it's harder to do than you think. Right there you can see it's pretty. I think it's... It would take a lot of resources that they're not willing to commit to find a mythical creature, you know. So like there's a new documentary that's coming out, I think next year. And they just saw, I guess, something while they were out there and they didn't get video of it, but they, uh, now I guess you can click DNA of the water and send it to someplace in Colorado to find out what it is. Colorado's really got the scoop on it all. I guess you can collect DNA of the water and send it to some place in Colorado to find out what it is. Colorado's really got the scoop on it all, huh? I guess so. I guess so.

Man, that's a good looking picture right there. Yeah. Looks like an alligator. It's like a hippo. Yeah. It says he took these pictures in 2018, but he was afraid of public ridicule. So he's been holding on to them for five years. I think it was a woman that took it. So he's been holding on to him for five years.

I think it was a woman that took it. Wow. And now she's fine. Yeah. She's like, I guess now the public will be more receptive to this. They need to know about it. Yeah, because as time goes on, we're less likely to ridicule. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I think the world has got more ridicule. Yeah. You should have released it five years ago. Well, anyway, they sent off this DNA to this lab in Colorado, and they said it came back algae-based, which is so funny to me because I feel like they just collected some algae. Yeah. But they were all excited. They're like, oh, okay. Tell us.

It's, you know, he's an algae-based monster. They spun it to make it seem like. Algae based as opposed to like a carbon based. Yeah. Here's what I believe happens when you do that. When you send it off, then that facility gets it, sits it on a table and they go, and then they Google where the lake is and there's no, and it doesn't even really matter. And then they go, we're a big, you know, and they really are not doing anything. They're just,'t even really matter and then they go we're big

you know and they really are not doing anything they're just it's people in a room going we're a scientist and we this person has to give me a hundred dollars to do this and then i mail a letter back and i go algae based that's what my aquarium is what do i care and then then the people go oh algae based yeah i agree because I don't know what, you know. To me, that sounds like nothing. Because if you can do that, how can you not scan that lake? Because it's harder than, if you can take DNA from a lake, how can you not scan it? Well, I think you have to get like close to where you actually saw it.

I know, but just go take a thing over it like a printer and just scan it or just a whole document you can scan a picture it's fine you can you can why not just like a giant printer they just go over the whole yeah just like 15 miles of like yeah and then park the car in the driveway why can't you land on the moon? That's the same analogy. That's not the same analogy. You said you could scan a picture. Are we not scanning the moon or something?

Don't they scan the moon and show the surface of the moon? What do you mean by scan? Just show. Just check it out? You know how you see a 3D thing of when they show a drawing of how deep the ocean is? Yes. Here's how deep the ocean goes, and they show you where it goes. how do you know how deep it goes i don't think they do then then that's fine then you can't do it well the depth might be one of the easier things to figure out well you drop a bloop you see how long it falls around yeah or something on a string or something

oh yeah you have a string that's 50 miles long. It's not 50 miles deep, dude. I think the deepest they can go is like seven or eight miles. And I think it goes deeper. It's about like the ocean? Yeah. But if they can figure out how deep the ocean is, why can't you just scan this one lake? Loch Ness, its deepest point is 755 feet. So they know.

So that's not even that deep. It's the second deepest lake in Scotland. Wow. That's not even the first deepest. So this... How deep is 755 feet? About 755 feet. How many miles? 126 fathoms. 5,280 miles.

What is fathoms? A feet is a mile. According to George Washington. Fathoms? Yeah, 5,280 miles. What is fathoms? A feet is a mile. We should use fathoms. According to George Washington. Yeah. Fathoms? Yeah, 5,280 feet. Easy number to remember. It's 14%.

14% of a mile. I don't even know what a fathom is, though. That said, 128 fathoms, which sounds awesome. Yeah, a fathom is a unit of length equal to six feet. Huh. Why don't we use that? Fathoms. I'm about a fathom tall. You're about a fathom is a unit of length equal to six feet. Huh. That's so, that's a, why don't we use that? Fathom is fun. I'm about a fathom tall.

You're about a fathom tall. Yeah. Yeah, that's fun. Dusty's about half a fathom. I'm a half a fathom, according to you guys, I'm a half a fathom. Yeah. Jeez. But if that's the second.

Roll tide, brother. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fathom, that's a good. Fathom is fun. Fathom, Fortnite. We need to start pulling this stuff out. You know what I mean?

Not. You ever talk about knots? No. I've heard of it. But people say knots. In like aeronautics? Yeah. Or nautics.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Like in the water. Yeah. Slightly more than one mile. Oh, so what's the point? Anyway.

Yeah, I think that, yeah, I don't think they can really, I mean, like some of them. But you do 3D, I mean, you're mapping, the whole world is mapped. The whole world is mapped. whole world is mapped the whole world is mapped they've got a google car that drives up to around the whole united states of america we can show you every street in america so you can't make one of those to go underground underwater harder just like that i know but your answer but that doesn't mean their answer can't be well water's well that's gonna be a little bit tougher how do you wake up at night yeah what is that kramer when he goes telling time telling time what about night well night's a little look at

this here's a 3d rendering of loch ness but even if you did that this is what you're talking about right yes but you want to include all like the fish and everything in it yeah i mean just maybe type in a big thing type in a giant object is there a well-liked creature swimming around maybe if that pops up what if there's caves under there that they don't know about well that then that that you can keep exploring that you could be like all right maybe there's there is caves and that's why we don't know but if it's like we scan this entirely so there it is you did that and so if you do that you can't also have some kind of something right sonar something that beeps and goes like hey there's a well over there we can see if there's sharks and whales and like we go and can track them i know we don't have a tracker on it but

i feel like there has been sonar that they is beeped and they think it might be something well who would who would be doing this i don't know maybe just any of our the government's any of the money that they're using i mean do something used for any of the fun stuff yeah yeah do some fun stuff i don't see what else again what else is being solved would there be a reason in solved. Would there be a reason? In this case. Would there be a reason, though, that they wouldn't want us to know about a Loch Ness Monster? Well. I mean, I don't know. No, there could, yeah.

Maybe there, yeah, if you want to go down that road. But I'm saying. But I mean, is there, though? I don't, I'm not saying there is. But I mean, you know, because if we have all this technology, why would they not want to just go, all right, it's not real. It's not in there. Yeah, I think because they're – I think people just – the word that decision gets made, those people are not talking about the Loch Ness Monster. And so that's what I think.

That's why I don't think it gets done because whoever could put money into this is just their, their, their days are full of just, you know, making bad decisions and choosing to do stuff. Otherwise they're not talking about the Loch Ness monster. Cause they honestly,

they don't have time to talk about the Loch Ness monster. So they don't, they don't think, well, no one cares about the Loch Ness monster. It's because they don't live in a reality where you go, no, we're all talking about the Loch Ness Monster. So they don't think, well, no one cares about the Loch Ness Monster. It's because they don't live in a reality where you go, no, we're all talking about the Loch Ness Monster every day. Well, it's like people that live around this.

We can't get past it. People that live around this lake say that they've spotted it, you know? Yeah, again, yeah, I know. But this is like Bigfoot. Like there has to be, you could, you can't tell me we we sent out i've been like look here's 30 guys you're our bigfoot team whatever you need you can have we want full proof of a bigfoot why not go figure it out either because it's not real or it's you know it's uh i think bigfoot's different right because if this thing is supposedly in this lake

then it's like what you're saying we have all this tracking we have all this scanner we have the rendering of the lake why not go in there and just be like all right it's not it's not in here yeah we've officially uh can tell you that it's not in here yeah why not just do that yeah i mean if they did the enthusiasts would be like you don't know it's a giant lake and what there's no way you could scan that whole i don't know if you could ever convince somebody of that it's also hard to justify the funding for that i'm guessing if you're elected official i don't see there's a lot of funding for things that doesn't make a lot of sense yeah there's i mean if you really this is funding people could get behind easy this

i honestly believe people would get behind. Easy. I honestly believe people would get, because they'd be like, at least I'll get to see something done. Right. Like, this is the thing, I'm telling you,

when they go, when you give all this money to cancer and all this stuff and nothing is getting, it feels like we're getting nowhere. But if I were running against you, I'd make you look like a loon, dude. I don't think you would.

I'd go, yeah, you want to get 50 million to go find a unicorn. I'm trying to solve real problems over here. Then what was your plan to solve it? Because you don't solve it.. Yeah, you want to get $50 million to go find a unicorn. I'm trying to solve real problems over here. What was your plan to solve it? Because you don't solve it. I'm actually going to show you that I can solve a problem by ending this.

The Loch Ness Monster off the list. It's a thing that's been going around. The healthcare system is failing. I mean, you're wasting time searching for fairies and leprechauns. Yeah, but no money. The healthcare is – It's Ireland. Yeah, you're just

putting money into wasting money into like who knows it's sending money anywhere you're just otherwise you're just sending money to pointless things that we keep coming at least i'm trying to solve real problems but you're not because every every election is well let me tell you how i can solve nothing has actually ever been completely so like yeah it's nothing like i wanted to show you something that's marked off that goes, we're done with it. You'll get to the bottom of it. We're getting there.

This is where we're starting. Yeah, JFK stuff. Literally, you could be like, we're going to get done with it. I'm going to solve the JFK. Here's the stuff. It is solved. It is done. And then that's done.

JFK, Loch Ness Monster. If they could say there is a Loch Ness Monster, imagine the tourism that could come to this area. Right now, there's tourism off of a conspiracy of a Loch Ness Monster. Well, they might not. They might kill it if they go and there is no Loch Ness Monster. That's the other thing. You don't want to reveal that it's not there.

And they might not let them go. So I could see they go, no, you're not allowed to go do it. Because maybe you do want the myth of this thing. Like it's fun to say it's there or whatever. They could solve stuff. But what if we found out there were a whole species of these things? Well, that famous photo is now 90 years old. Yeah.

What if there was a whole species and we could start breeding them and have them in zoos and aquariums and now it's suddenly a new animal that we've discovered you know in the 2000s to be like look what we did look at this uh great achievement is the belief that it's only one thing or is it like bigfoot where it's a bunch of them well that's why my point is they call it the loch ness monster or nessie nessie yeah yeah she would have to be dead now yeah i was gonna say we can just what if it That's why my point is they call it the Loch Ness Monster. Or Nessie. Nessie. Yeah. Yeah, she would have to be dead now. Yeah, I was going to say, if it was there, it's probably gone. But what if there were multiple?

What if you found the body of it? What's the oldest animal that's ever lived? Turtle, right? Yeah. 200 years old. Yeah, like 200 years old. So have they been talking about Loch Ness for? That photo's 90 years old.

They think that might be a circus, or not a circus, but just an elephant that they let in the water. I don't believe any of the videos and pictures, but I believe accounts of people that say they've seen things. Yeah. But the only thing with that is like you do you can hear stuff and see stuff like if you see stuff. If you're out in the woods on your own, you're going to hear whatever your mind wants you to hear. Yeah. If you want to see a Bigfoot, you can go see a Bigfoot because your mind is just, the brain is insane. I do think there's something in these, like some mystery in these lakes and oceans that we don't know about. I agree too.

I mean, we know nothing about the oceans. Yeah. I'm going to concede a point to you guys because I'm reading this at the University of Copenhagen has been tracking a shark in the waters of the Arctic that they believe is between 272 and 512 years old. First of all, that's a huge range for age. Who knows how old this thing is, but if we're able to track a random shark in the ocean, surely we can just track down and find an individual thing. But you got to catch it.

They caught it and then put a tracker on it. I know that, but they found, they found this. They found it. Well, if we catch the Loch Ness monster, we shouldn't lose him.

You think we'll tag it and throw it back in? Yeah. Like it's a bass? I just don't think you, how would you not already found it? Like I just,

there's something that tells me they don't want you to go look for it because it's, it is, the whole town is built on this.

Yeah. If I went to the Loch Ness, you know, if you, it would all just go away there's a clam named ming who lived to 507 years old and then a 2006 marine biologist accidentally killed ming by prying open his shell oh how do you accidentally kill him by you accidentally pried open his shell i think you just mix it in with like your lunch that day or something by accident and just you're like oh man that was ming what was that killed by

ming how would he not ming was the name of the claim i'd like to know the name of the scientist that killed me well saying accidentally killed it you pried it open so that's you know and then hey why don't you just grab another clam and go oh that wasn't me yeah exactly yeah how are you gonna tell yeah i mean it's like uh yeah i mean there's some mystery out there and i you know it's like they you know they just wouldn't they just we talked about this but when they discovered the gorilla like the early 1900s or something it's like um yeah we need our own discovery for the this millennium. Yeah.

The oceans, 91% – I don't know how they know this if they don't know the species. 91% of ocean species have yet to been classified. And more than 80% of the ocean is unmapped, unobserved, and unexplored. So there could be a lot of stuff in there. That's what I'm saying. Maybe – 80% of the ocean. This lake has some cave connecting to the ocean and Loch Ness dips back out. I think people don't want to go look for stuff too.

Like you got to, if you really look at it, to be in something, to go map an ocean is probably very boring and takes a lot of time. A lot of money. A lot of money. Again, money i again i don't know scary to be you're like but whatever it is the money is if you know you it doesn't make sense for like our earth to be we're all on this earth we should all be like let's let's let's map the oceans that's my whole argument against space exploration. It's like 90% of the ocean is not explored, and we're like, let's go to Mars. You can do both. I'm saying...

They're doing both. I know, but it's... I know what it means. It's like, let's figure out these oceans. We have to leave Earth at some point, though. Why? Because the sun is going to explode. Yeah, but that's in billions of years. Well, at what point do we have

to start thinking about it? I think we could map the ocean before we get to that. I think we just do what we do and then they're in the ones that need to leave will know how to leave. It's not for us to... That's the problem. You're trying to figure out a problem a billion years away. Well, that's a pointless problem to solve. At some point, you have to.

I thought you were going to say our natural resources would run out. Well, that's part of it too, but also- Maybe there's more. There is an eventual, like the sun will explode. The sun will die. It will swallow the earth.

Yeah, well, we've got some time on that one. All over the place. We do have time. Yeah. But how many planets out there in the universe have there been where they,

they just died off because they didn't, but you're looking so far that you're not, that you're forgetting about the people that are the problems that are right now. Right. Yeah. What did they say? Don't put the cart before the horse.

Yeah. I mean, you're in your cart is way ahead. Yeah. You just brought the cart, left the horse back there and they go, well, who's going to carry this? You got to look for it. And you gotta look for and you go well the sun's how's your light year been you know i mean yeah how's your light year yeah that's good if you want to help the people out that

are going to have to solve this you need to go solve you need to just be the master of our assigned master of our own domain you need to just let's know everything about our world who cares about what the future is let's have the answers for this absolutely i mean what are your answers about the future are all like kind of like guesses what if we could actually give you a no that's the thing nothing is fun in solving the actual problem that we need now you don't think it's fun trying to figure out how to go to a different planet, set up, shop on Mars? Very fun. Yeah.

And a child would think like that, that it goes, well, all right, well, here's your fun ideas on how to get to another planet. What's our oceans? Well, I don't know. Oceans are dark, and I don't like them. What if there's an under-ocean civilization down there, and they actually have all the space technology that we need? And the key was right here all along. Yeah. Guess what?

What if when the sun explodes, why would we not want to just go live underwater? Yeah. It'd be nice and cool down there. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Plenty of salt for the dogs to lick. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Why would you not figure that? That's the same thing as living on space or another planet. You got to breathe. But it's much easier. We can work on this problem. And you know how many people can work on it? Everybody. All of us.

Because there's no water. Yeah. Even he believes there's an ocean. Yeah. Exactly. We got everybody. Everybody's on board. Everybody's on board with it.

Okay. All right. Well. board with it okay all right well because because you know because there's there the money is better used in a make-believe like because you the more i can go raise money everybody can see the ocean so if you're trying to raise money everybody's like well there's the ocean but if i go all right but there's mars and there's all this stuff that only this person knows and you get to believe in that person then and go like oh that person's saying a lot of stuff that i this person knows and you get to believe in that person then and go like, ooh, that person's saying a lot of stuff that I've never heard and I bet they're right and I like them. So yeah, go do that. Solve how to get to Mars. Let's walk into NASA and go, listen,

we're shutting it down. All of you now focus on the oceans. You're now called no-so. Yeah. You got to focus inwardly, inwardly instead of. Instead of outward. What is NASA? National Ocean Space Organization. Yeah. Ocean space. I like that. NOSA. NOSA.

Yeah, NOSA. National Ocean Space. National Ocean Space. Ocean space. Ocean space. Yes. No space. We got rid of space.

Well, it's like the ocean, the space of ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does A stand for? Ocean stuff. Ocean stuff. Ocean stuff. Yeah, ocean stuff. National Ocean Stuff Association. Association.

NOSA. NOSA. NOSO. You go. Organization. Yeah. Yeah. But not organization.

We just do National Ocean Stuff Ocean. And you say ocean again. NOSA. Because then. Really hammering home. Because once you get to the ocean stuff. Yeah. Once you get to the ocean stuff, then everybody goes, well, something space has got to come out. And you go, no, ocean again. We're doubling down.

Yeah. We only do ocean stuff. And we're the national. It can even be. We're the national. National ocean sea ocean. Just to, you know, so we're all bodies of water. National Ocean Sea Ocean.

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The holidays are right around the corner and HelloFresh can take the stress out of you. In Asia, there is a remote island called Sumatra and there's a creature called the Orang Pendek. And it's kind of a supposedly mixed between like a monkey and a human. And for a lot, for over a hundred years, local villagers, different people, tribes have said that they've spotted this thing. And these, uh, I've seen this this video these guys on this motorcycle were out riding and this is kind of recent and there's video of them like and they see the thing running uh it's wild that's a spear in his hand uh oh really oh man yeah now i think i think it knocked one of the guys this This video is wild.

I mean, it's hard to see. Watch this. Yeah, there he is. He looks back at the guy knocked down, and then they kind of take off. They see him a little bit more. There he is running. And then if you're listening at home, just go. Yeah.

He runs into the grass. Then he runs into high grass. Yeah. He's gone. Yep. So what about that interaction? You would think this is anything other than a human. That just looks totally like a human being to me. It runs really fast.

Yeah, just like an uncontacted tribe guy. Okay. Kind of got lost. That's what it looks like to me. Is he naked? Oh, yeah. Well, they wear a little loincloth, but, you know, they don't. I mean, to bring Lebanon into this.

Naked. That's why I don't think we're that deep into science and stuff. I don't think they let us because of that. Every smart southern person we got, we got just a guy going, what is he, naked? And you're like, dude, we're trying to solve, like, solve like real stuff man and then that just gets us back it sets us back and they're like we can't yeah walk this guy out to talk to the world about i think we found an untouched alien he was He was naked. And the whole universe is like, what? This guy's in charge?

We'll listen to him? Yeah, that's true. Now, I read the comments on YouTube. People say it's fake, but I don't know. Not everybody. That's what the comments say. I thought you were going to break down the comments. I read the comments.

Typical stuff. They said fake. So here we are. I've seen this video. I read the comments. Typical stuff. They said fake. So here we are. I've seen this video. I don't know. I don't know what it is, but I don't think it's a human. It made me want to go ride those dirt bikes. Yeah.

That'd look fun. Yeah. That's what I thought. I was like, you know, I've never rode a dirt bike. And I was like. This thing's fun. It does. Yeah. You can wear a helmet.

I like anything with a helmet. Yeah. Yeah. Especially if you took your dog. Your dog probably sniffed for a while after that thing went into the grass like that yeah that would be i don't know you'd have to keep it uh you know maybe get one of those like e-bikes probably take one of those would even be better that's we're not doing an ad but it's if you took one of those and rode it right as not as fast.

We don't think on some remote island there could be something that we've never encountered before. Oh, potentially. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's a bunch of stuff we haven't seen yet. Yeah, I bet there's more. That's why we need to leave here and go to Mars. Yeah. We don't even know everything.

What do we go tell Mars about us, when we get there, Mars is like, how's your oceans? We're like, well, we only know about 10%. We didn't do the motion because with oceans, we're all the good stuff.

When we meet Mars, the first thing you're going to go, dude, tell us about your oceans. No, he's going to have a lot of water. We've been to Mars. There's nobody there.

We barely been there. Yeah, that is. Yeah. We sent a robot. That's like, yeah, we went to, that's. Yeah, we sent a robot out there. Yeah, we went to, that's like going to earth and being like, well, I drove the old hit crate and no one else is on earth. You're like, it's a whole earth. It's a whole world. Well, okay.

That's true. They could be on the other side. And Mars is bigger than earth, right? A good bit bigger. No, it's smaller. Is it smaller? How much smaller? How much?

How many? I'll say two-thirds of Earth. All? What does that even mean? How many Americas can fit in Mars? Mars is only slightly more than half the size of Earth. So you could land in the Grand Canyon of Earth and ride your rover around and be like, there's nobody around. Nobody.

Yeah. You got to see the sky. How are we going to move all? Some people ain't moving. Yeah. We're going to need to to see the sky. How are we going to move all? Some people ain't moving. Yeah. We're going to need to know about the oceans. That's why you're already, because you want to, when they start moving people, you're like, well, I said from the beginning. Yeah.

Where is all the, we should be moving. Unfortunately, I don't think those are the people that are going to get an opportunity to leave. It's just going to be our best and brightest. Yeah. When is the sun really going to? Billions, a couple billions of years. And we're planning it now? No, I'm saying I think we should.

I mean, at what point do we need to think about it? In 4.5 billion years, the sun will die, and our solar system will not survive it. Dude, that's so funny. I'd say in 4 billion years, we should start worrying about it. The arrogance to think we could solve something that society, 1 billion years from now, they would still use our stuff. At what point do you get started? At 4 billion years.

Yeah. Give it that.5. 500 billion years. I think right now it's still like on discovery earth mode yeah and when you're a million years from now yeah if you want to a million years from now you're going to still be like i remember when i vented that uh wrench that's supposed to help the spaceship go to mars and they're like yeah we do remember that man thanks dude oh you're still using that aren't you, we could have figured

it out probably on our own because we're, you know, we can breathe underwater now because we're millions of years different. That's what you think. Imagine if these cavemen were sitting around going, we should invent something like a wheel or something to get in there and go, come on, dude. You know, but think about

where that wheel's taking us now. But what if they were like, we won't need the wheel for another 4.5 billion years but i'm saying you invent the wheel for the time being you don't if a caveman goes hey i'm building this wheel so when we have to move to another planet you'd be like well you're a noxious and annoying and not solving the problems we have right now but what if also by getting started you're doing the most amazing thing human beings have ever done? Do you think there's any value in going, let's do the most amazing thing that's ever been done before? There is for the people that are on the earth right now and for the future. Sure, sure.

But if you're skipping ahead and you're really mentally thinking about the end goal, the end thing, like, well, let's get started because then we can use this for Mars. That, I believe, is arrogant. And that I believe is not, you're not, you're saying, I'm not saying I don't mean it, but you don't, but that thought process is ridiculous. I think to be like, well, that's the same thing where they go. If we have so many problems here, let's solve the problems here and not worry about this other kind of stuff. I get your, like, whatever you could be going to, you could be doing this stuff, but they solved the wheel for them. And then the, and then the wheel, we still, the wheel, I can't say it, but they, we still use it today. Like, obviously that's, yeah, that's changed everything. But if they would have said,

we're going to make this now for cars and they only thought about well how can we use this for a car well now you're you're like to the the cart in front of the horse thing you're so far you can't even solve a problem now because if you like if you the first will would not have worked on a car but if they're trying to make it for this imagine like it's something you can't even imagine you don't even know what mars looks like so if you're trying to be like well this is a thing that's going to use for mars one day i'm sure everything will be used for as it goes forward just just dominate your time on earth let's put it on the calendar yeah 4.5 billion years and then we'll start to pay attention to

it i'm all for space exploration though because a lot of other stuff could happen asteroid could hit earth right the dinosaurs could get wiped out right i'm not saying you don't go see this stuff I'm all for space exploration, though, because a lot of other stuff could happen. Asteroid could hit Earth. Right. The dinosaurs could get wiped out. You're right. I'm not saying you don't go see this stuff. But if everything you're solving right now, it's like be awesome at your time. When your time is here, be the best at your time and create things going forward. If we are-

What if the cure for cancer is at the bottom of the ocean? It probably is. You know what I mean? Yeah. What if it is? And we're like out here looking at space. And what if it's on Mars too? But it's like, if you were like saying like, when someone invents something and they're trying to invent something for, here's the invention of, if I'm trying to make people that are deaf

be able to hear, and I want the people on earth that are deaf, that technology probably can be used to look at Mars. But I mean, solve it for the deaf people. Don't start thinking like just skip the deaf people and be like. I know, but it'd be more noble if you were really saying that. But you just said we should move cancer research to find the Loch Ness Monster and go down in our oceans. Hey, I think we have the money for a lot of things. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. So you could go- And there's other projects. You could go do it. The Loch Ness Monster thing is just to be like, just show me that you will solve something. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing is being solved. If you're only attacking problems that can really never be solved except

with time, well then that money is just like, or whatever your time and investment is just being like kind of lost. And if everybody's doing that, I'm not saying you don't have some people doing that, but if everybody's doing that, no one's ever getting to the end of something. So nothing is really getting solved, it feels like. No one's just going like, hey man, that thing is over. So you're, all of our brain, and the Loch Ness, I'm not saying you go do it

for the Loch Ness Monster, but it's like, just show me that you can solve something. If you, the technology you could use to solve the answer of a Loch Ness Monster,

I would imagine would be pretty good technology for Mars or wherever you go. You can go track down, like whatever it is. How are you going to track down a planet if you can't track down an animal? If you don't know the answer of your own planet, how can you not? I mean, you don't know the answer of the planet you're on.

You're telling me Mars ain't going around faster than a Loch Ness Monster? If you go see an alien and you go to the alien, you go, do you know everything that exists on your planet? They're going to go, yeah. Why would we not know everything that exists on our planet? We're going to go,

well, there's a lot of stuff that people wonder about. I just don't know why you can't do both. I think we are. You're not doing both though. The answer to stuff

is not getting solved. The Loch Ness stuff is not getting solved. You can go read all your articles about the future that you want. It's all like,

if this happens and this happens and this, it's all that kind of stuff. So I'm just saying there feels like there's a lot more people thinking about the future than there is about the present. And the thing is you need to be dominant in the present. The present is what sets up the future. We need the cavemen to make the will just for them to get their things around. I don't need them to make the will to think about the car. I need them to make the will to get their family food. And that's it. Well, what I'm saying is now in 2023, we have, a lot of us have our basic needs met. We can afford to start thinking long-term about the- But you can't keep bringing up problems like the world toilet, the toilet, like that thing or like any other, you can't the toilet you like that like that thing or like any other you can't keep bringing up these things and being like well there's homeless and there's

hunger all right that then it's not solved if it's if these is either they're unsolvable and we need to have to somewhat yeah move on like figure this out we're getting clogged into this system to be that you can't move forward. It's like getting stuff off your list. Like if, if you want to go have a, I'm trying to work on it now. Like I, we talked about it before, like sitting in silence, like really knocking something off your list. If I need to go work out or need to go run in the morning, if I need to go do this, I need to, if it's, if it's, and I'm not good at it, I'm just learning, but I have to get it done. And then I don't think about it the rest of the day. But if I'm thinking about it the rest of the day,

it becomes an overwhelming thing. I then don't want to do it. And then I can then talk myself into going, I'm just going to go to McDonald's. I'll start tomorrow, all that kind of stuff. That happens in the real, if that can happen to me, I'm no different than a scientist. Scientist is not God. They're just people. So they're going to have the same emotions and feelings that anybody else would have. So you would just go, all right, well, you know, we've got homeless everywhere. We've got all this stuff. And you're like, yeah, that doesn't bog you down.

And you're going to sit and go, oh, well, we need electric cars. Yeah, man, but like I can't really focus on electric cars when i'm getting every light i stop at yeah i'm getting asked for money like is there something to this you need to clean it up you know you know what i mean like there's of course there's going to be people that can do it you got to delegate you can do all the things let's pay the homeless to look for bigfoot i mean that's's, that's one of the better ideas I've ever heard. Yeah.

And, cause that's fun. Yeah. I would go out there with them. Allocate some government funds. You could say, you would say, if you,

again, if your taxes went to, like, you're like, all right, I like sometimes the, the world is where the,

the, the, the, the, everybody on earth, humans are not dumb. They're not dumb, but you get talked to very dumb. Right. And so they end up going – they use so many words and they make so much laws and all this stuff be so big that no one could ever go through any of this stuff. And so no one can just see what – you're like, well, what's the money going to? It's like kind of this. We'll say this, but then it's going to 50 other things. And then all you hear is like, we're trying to find Mars and you go, well, I'll go to that. Well, what

is that look like? That looks like a bigger thing than just going to, that looks insane. And you're, you know, it's like a giant, giant thing. And if you want to just write it off as going, yeah, the money's going to go to Mars. Okay. If the money's going to go to that toilet, is it going to give a family? That's what I mean. If you're going to, we're going to give money to DARE for what they do with G-O-D. And they give to, they go to Africa.

But I'm there. He's I'm, I've given money to like, uh, there's water in this town. Yeah. And I can see the water in the town and the people are going, there has to be a version of that with everything that you can't just go, well, it's a bunch of stuff you don't understand. Well,

there's a point that I have to, maybe if we don't understand it, we shouldn't be going that far ahead. Like go, go far enough to where you should be able to always explain it back. Like that's almost everything that you should look for. It should be like, well, can you explain it to a regular person that's not

in your field? That's an Einstein quote. Einstein said the exact same thing. Oh, really? About... There you go. Nailing it. What about a private company like Elon Musk? He can do whatever. Anybody can go do whatever they want to go do i'm not i don't care what people do i'm just but

elon musk made teslas you're seeing teslas whatever you want to say about it it's like we needed electric cars there's an electric car i can ride ride in the, like, and he's, and he's moved forward. Like, whatever it is, something got solved. Yeah. Like if there, you know, he has that, whatever else he's trying to, I don't, you know. How about SpaceX and he's trying to go to Mars and stuff. Then he can go to Mars. I'm not saying you can't go to Mars. I don't think he takes, you know, it's just, it's his money. That's right. That's why I'm asking. So it's like, if it's your money, I'm not here to tell you how to spend it. I'm just saying it gets very loose.

But we could use an ocean X. We could use an ocean X. I think we should. Yeah. And maybe we know more about the ocean than we, maybe there's a reason. At least just come out and go, you know why we're not going for the ocean? Because we generally think there's nothing down. We've looked at where we think there would be stuff and it just would be a wasted resource to go look,

but give the answer. And maybe they're afraid of awakening the great octopus down there. And, uh, and they find out that they're highly intelligent and they do take over. Well, they did just find, I think you're such a nice quote,

uh, two octopus cities, um, kind of made by octopus. Am I saying, I don't know what plural octopi. Octopi or octopuses, either one works. So there's some crazy stuff going on in the oceans.

See, that's what I'm saying. Maybe they're like, listen, we get down there, start messing around with them. They're going to be like, well, we'll start coming up there. Yeah. Every time we go to the ocean, we come back with something. Yeah. I mean.

I mean, look at this guy. We don't, every time we're down there going, all right, I'll go look. We're like, well, look what we found. You're telling me this guy doesn't have some wisdom. Yeah. I mean. I mean, look at this guy. We don't, every time we're down there going, all right, I'll go look. We're like, well, look what we found. You telling me this guy

doesn't have some wisdom? Yeah. He could tell us. Those things have been around for a long time. Yeah. Why don't we try to make them be able to talk?

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. What about this? We will at NOSA. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. NOSO.

NOSO. National Ocean Sea Ocean. Yeah. I like stuff. Ocean stuff. Stuff-so. No-so. National Ocean Sea Ocean. Yeah. I like stuff. Ocean stuff. Stuff is fun. National Ocean Stuff Ocean. No-so.

I don't know. I feel like the other O should be National Ocean Stuff Obviously. Obviously. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is.

National Ocean Stuff Obviously. Obviously. Put a little comma in there. Yeah, Ocean Stuff only. Oh, no. Oh, Ocean Stuff. Look at that. Notre Dame, that's why he went.

That's why you need college. It is. Because they come up with stuff like that. Look at these words. National Ocean Stuff only. National Ocean Stuff only. Right, right, right. Only.

And people try to bring in other stuff. And we go, not until we've explored all the oceans. I don't care about the weather. The Loch Ness. We'll make that exception. Obviously, the Loch Ness. Yeah. Some lake stuff.

We do some lake stuff. We do a little lake. Water related. Yeah, yeah. Water related. Yeah. We're mainly ocean. Yeah, we'll go check out.

Obviously, if people want us to go look at some lakes, we'll go look at some lakes. It's got to be at least a knot deep, though. And then ASLS, which is another division, and some lake stuff. And so we have a smaller, on top of no-show, we have a smaller ASLS. And that branch is, what do y'all do? We do some lake stuff. on top of no-so, we have a smaller A-S-L-S. And that branch is, what do y'all do? We do some lake stuff.

What was Lou Gehrig's disease? A-L-S. No, no. So we won't make it A. So we'll get rid of this S-L-S. S-L-S. Some lake stuff. Some lake stuff, yeah. So S-L-S.

No-so. No-so and S-L-S. Some lake stuff. Maybe make it one long one. No-so, and then do A-L-S, attach. Slars. What do we call it? We'll call it slars.

S-L-A-R-S, slars. That's some lake and river stuff. Yeah. I like the slars. Yeah, we'll do river. No-so and river stuff. Yeah. Cause we, we do. Yeah. We'll do river. No, so in slars,

you can almost do slay some lake and all right. Nevermind. Yeah. Yeah. Why it's tough. Yeah. The why is tough. Some lakes and yeah.

Yeah. And why, why are we here? Yeah. All right. What about this? I like slars though. Slars sounds like you're,

you know, you're struggling to say it. Yeah. And I went in my hole. I'm going to though. Slars sounds like you're struggling to say it. Yeah. And I went in my hole, I'm going to do a dusty callback because this is the day of the dusty callback. I'm not trying to preach anybody. I'm just, this is me just like, I'm kind of thinking out loud. So I can't control those thoughts because they were just going. I'm just asking a question. I want to just be dumbed down to me. Yeah. Let's figure out how to find everything

on earth. The idea that we think we've got it all figured out or we're just not going to explore it is unacceptable. We've got a lot of people without a lot of unemployment. Let's put them to work. Yeah. Let's get some funding and be like, hey. If you're unemployed. Find Bigfoot. That would be, yeah. Look, there is no unemployment. Rickshaw driver. Unemployment is you're finding Bigfoot. That's what we call the new unemployment. Yeah. Oh, sure. You want to be homeless?

You're finding Bigfoot. Yeah. We'll set you up with a tent. You can camp anywhere you want. Anywhere you want. You got to be. We're going to have 7% of the population looking for Bigfoot at all times. That's a ton.

Yeah. That's a bunch of people. And you're going to get them out in the woods. So it's not as- Well, there's an organization called SETI, Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We can't, but I mean. But my point is that's the same thing. That's real.

They make coolers too. Real. Yes. But even looking for aliens, like we have submarines. You don't have spaceship. It costs. Why would you choose the thing that costs you? Is it a billion, a hundred million dollars?

A lot of money. Every one? Probably. That would just blow up out here. At first. Yeah. And then you get to Mars and you find it. And then you melt the water on Mars, the frozen water that's on Mars.

You melt that. And then you can separate the hydrogen and the oxygen. You can make fuel from that. So it's going to cost less money eventually. But if we have the technology of all this, of map reading and all this, why would we not be using it on the oceans? And we already invented submarines. I'll give you those dime a dozen.

He goes, what do you want? This is like a penguin. He goes, the guy that sells penguins is like, what do you want, a submarine? I'll give you a submarine. Throw in a submarine. Yeah. He goes, that's a- It's like a Honda Accord.

He goes, I got too much. I got too many submarines. How many do you want? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Make Mars come to us. Yeah. You know, make Mars go-

The whole point is to get farther away from the sun. Well, Mars is like, we'd like to see what's going on on Earth. The best move is just to hop over a planet. What about go to the moon? Well, that's a good place to start, right? Yeah. What's the next one? They're going to go.

In a million years, when they're still reading our books, apparently, that we wrote, because thank goodness they go, well, let's go back. Can you imagine? They're going to go, let's go back four billion years ago. We're laying the foundation. That's the whole point. A guy that went to Notre Dame wrote. You have a biological drive to preserve the species. We probably need to leave this planet.

You don't feel any respect. Do you care? This is a genuine question. Okay. I'll give it. Do you care at all whether humanity continues to exist down the line indefinitely? It's hard. It's hard to really wrap.

Like you can say you do. And I don't know if anybody can. It's unimaginable. I can't even. If you found out, if I told you definitively a million years from now, all humans are dead, that wouldn't bum me out a little bit. But you're talking about 4.5 billion. Well, let's get there. All right. It would, yeah, it would, it would, it would bum me out. And it also wouldn't, because who am I to be thinking about the people in a million years? Like you're, you just overly

don't think about anybody that's around you. I can impact what's around me. And hopefully that impact will then translate into a million years that they, these people are great people that I can just try to influence great people around me. And then that influence can keep spreading, keep spreading and keep growing. And so that's the thing that you could, that you could hope for. But no, if you think if you're going to sit there and go like, I'm bummed out about the world ending in a million years. How do you even have a feeling for that? How do you even emotionally have? I wouldn't be bummed out.

You can't even. Yeah, you can't even. To me. And I'm saying it's not I'm not saying it like I'm saying it to you. It feels like a very me problem. Like it's someone that's not thinking about other people. a very me problem. Like it's someone that's not thinking about other people. You're even though you think you're thinking, you're thinking about the easiest people to think about the farthest away, which is like, I get to care about people that I can't even imagine their existence. But

then I get to be like, Ooh, I care about these people. As you're looking at a person that has problems, you go, but I'm thinking about a basically Loch Ness monster. What do you think people are going to look like in a million years? What do you think the world is going to look like? I have no idea. You probably can't imagine.

I think we're lucky we can. But you're already sad for them and you can't be sad for the people now. That seems crazy. So no, I don't think I care for it. I think you can be both the best again you can be sad for the people now that's the loony you can't but nothing that's how stuff doesn't get solved is when you do both 20 is when you go yeah what'd you say 2050 tops i think everything's going by

then yeah and you're not even bummed out about that that's a real answer yeah yeah i think is that you can't that you can it's only being worried about the future if you don't talk about where anxiety comes from and all this stuff comes from it comes from problems that are not here yeah that's where it comes from it's the person that's in it is usually not like anxious i don't know this i don't know for sure but i'd imagine like you know not like anxious. I don't know this. I don't know for sure, but I'd imagine like, you know, when you can't,

when you don't have money to pay for your bills and you're working two jobs, you ain't, you're not anxious. You don't have the luxury to worry about people from a million. That's so arrogant. That's so crazy. But you would think I want them to solve the Loch Ness monster real quick. No, no, I know, but I don't, I'm not saying you don't go solve their problem, but I'm saying at least this is a problem.

I'm giving you a problem that can be solved. Right, it is in front of us and it's right now. Versus a problem that you can always come back to me and tell me it can't be solved. Right. Going to Mars is, I don't know if I will ever be alive. I don't know if any of it it we might not know this for 200 years if we can go to mars or not and then just one day be like never mind pluto's not a planet like you go your whole life learning i mean i had that joke about it but you learn your whole life

pluto's a planet just to like that just a blink of an eye they go nope not a planet and you go oh okay well i mean i spent you know 15 years that's how long i was in school no but you know i spent forever yeah in school tell me it was a planet and y'all just wiped it out that's how heartless scientists yeah yeah it just goes away it just goes away like it just seems away. Like, it just seems, you know, like, let's maybe. I think humans will go to Mars in our lifetime. In our lifetime? Even mine. In your lifetime?

Yeah. I mean. Yeah. I'm not saying living there. I'm saying the first person will go there. Well, under Dusty's world, you're like, yeah, I mean, we might go to Mars. If you're listening, I'm using quotation marks. Yeah. Yeah. We're already there. We shot a go there. Well, under Dusty's world, you're like, yeah, I mean, we might go to Mars. And if you're listening, I'm using quotation marks.

Yeah, we're already there. We shot a movie there. Matt Damon shot a movie there. He's been on Mars. Grew potatoes up there. Yeah. He's fine. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. We might go to Mars. I would not, I hope not everybody's looking for that. I hope we have more people looking at the stuff we need here. You know, that movie. The people that we need here than the people

that we need looking to go to Mars. Won a comedy award. Yeah. That movie. Comedy or musical. Yeah, it's crazy. There's good music in it.

I saw them win a comedy award and the directors were offended. Yeah. At the Golden Globes. The Golden Globes. Whatever it was

that I was watching. His buddy was the, what? The screenplay? Yeah, Drew. Yeah. But they seemed to be offended that they had won a comedy award. Because it was up against-

Probably some real comedies. No. What's that movie about? La La Land. The financial movie? The Big Short. Oh, Wall Street? The Big Short.

I don't think that the comedy was offended that that movie was. I think they were like, this was a more serious movie. This was not really a comedy. Everything Matt Damon does is a little tongue-in-cheek. You know what I mean? It always looks like he's thinking something more than what he's saying. It is a good movie. I liked it, but I didn't think of it as a comedy either.

Let me share this because I've been trying to share it for the last hour. of it as a comedy either let me share this because i've been trying to share it for the last hour this dude well if you would have worked on your problems with the time it was happening instead of pushing it off into the future you're right two things at once we could i mean i'm older than any of you guys we could have the likeness monster solved when i was a kid if i just got on it so you got a predator on your shirt trying to figure out the deer and first yeah uh used to be a big deal when you saw a deer it was because i remember it'd be in the paper next day get up front page of paper what about four deer last night in mr johnson's front yard what all dead so this colonel remy van leard he was a belgian pilot and fighter ace fought in world war ii broke the sound bear he's kind

of like our version of chuck yeager very well respected guy he said he was flying over the that's all right i have no idea who Chuck Yeager is. That's why. He's our, yeah, he was. Like the drink? No, Chuck Yeager was, he played, he was in the Allman Brothers. Chuck Yeager's. All right, I'm sorry. I forgot my audience here.

He's our Chuck Yeager. Another guy I don't know. Oh, he's good. He's like Chuck Ganger. Another guy I don't know. Oh, he's good. He's like our Michael Jordan. He's our Michael Jordan. He's our Leonard Skinner. Yeah. He's like our generation's Humphrey Bogart, just to put it in context.

Anyway, he was flying over the Congo in Africa. He said he saw a snake 50 feet long. Wow. It had a head three feet long, two feet wide. They took a picture of it. Then he told the helicopter fly back around, get closer to take a picture of it. The snake reared up 10 feet like it was going to attack the helicopter. So they got out of there. So I'm setting him up.

He's not some lunatic. it got out of there so i'm setting him up he's not some lunatic he's a guy that was very well respected and says he saw this giant snake in the congo just another we just don't know what picture of it that's it oh it's hard to tell with that it could be a earthworm but yeah my point is this guy you know he was very credible and we don't know what's out there in the jungles either. Yes. Yeah. I love this story. Yeah.

I love the, yeah. The jungles is. Yeah. And that stuff is, yeah. What's going on out there? I mean. We don't know a lot of stuff. King Kong lived on Skull Island.

That was kind of based off of, loosely based off the Galapagos. I can't say that word. based off the galapagos galapagos i can't say that word the island galapagos where they have their own environment and things grow differently there's giant tortoises and there's just maybe places out there i like that skull island king kong skull island that was great the movie yeah yeah but it's he lived in a place where there were giant animals yeah because they had their own environment. And there's places in the world where they said everything's smaller because there's not enough food to eat. So over time, they evolved and there's baby pythons and baby elephants. Or not baby, they're small miniature.

And hobbits come from there. So things can happen. It could be giant things and parts of the world we don't know about all right i'm into it i mean i agree that's what i'm saying is there a lot more stuff too we didn't really get to yeah yeah well i guess we can stop yeah we can stop and try to combine with another because it is fun yeah yeah to talk about when you add it up for another episode or something yeah let's just stop then yeah uh all right yeah and look anything i said i don't i don't know what i'm saying i'm just asking none of us know what we're talking about no you're just asking it got heated a couple of times on this one and i like it you know i mean i got heated

it just you got heated about swimming yeah that's about it. Yeah. That's about it. Yeah. But well, all right. One time it got heated and I'm into it. We had a lot of water talk here. I talk about swimming a lot and then we haven't done so. We make fun of it. But with you here, Aaron, we do get into the college perspective, which is how everybody else is. Hello.

You're college. Yeah. We're in one building, the whole college. I'm single room school. Single room school. I know about it. Every day. Naked. I know about naked people.

Naked. You see how many deer? I saw 17 deer on the way to this school. I'm in Manhattan. Yeah, Auburn Agricultural School. Come to Middle Tennessee State University. Yeah. dear on the way to school i'm in manhattan yeah auburn agriculture school come to middle tennessee state university yeah they were doing some work there at middle tennessee yes but i think it is a good perspective of a college and i'm being honest that i didn't mean this supposed to be a dumb fun podcast but it's uh i had a great time i had a great i had a great time too i'll add it to my end of year airing of grievances yeah i always put nate's airing of grievances yeah during festivus

yeah but we got no so no i mean yeah and slars a lot came out of this yeah some lake and river stuff and i think there should be a bit of an organization for homeless people tracking down Bigfoot. We got that too. Sometimes you got to weed through. What is it? Is it hard to get a diamond? One of those things. If you're listening, that was Dusty and Nate that were on board with that.

It's hard to get a diamond. It's hard to get a diamond. I am on board with it. And I think a lot of homeless people will be on board with it too. That's fun. I think I would volunteer for it. Yeah. If you go,

we'll give you this amount of money. Give them supplies. Supplies. Yeah. Food. Weapon of some kind. No. Well, yeah.

You could give them, you train them. But I don't. If you're dropping them way deep in the jungle or whatever, yeah, give them a weapon. Drop it.

Yeah. Paratrooping out of a plane. Yeah. Yeah. We're just throwing a weapon. Dropping them. Yeah. Paratrooping out of a plane. Yeah. Yeah. We're just throwing homeless people out of an airplane. Give them a weapon. Or the parachutes.

I mean. Don't be ridiculous. Yeah. Don't be. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I feel like, you know,

a lot of times you're searching for something and that's what kind of leads you down that path. Right. Now you're literally going to be searching for something. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then they, you know, a lot of times you're searching for something and that's what kind of leads you down that path. Right. Now, you're literally going to be searching for something.

Mm-hmm. And then they, you know, we make sure that everybody's taken care of. You can't get it. I don't know. This one might not need

to come out because we're filled with vibe. Maybe we'll do one, before we release this episode, we do one, we do one more, we do one call Tuesday night. Everybody's still cool with all this episode We do one We do one We do one call Tuesday night

Everybody's still cool With all this We release it for an hour And then reevaluate Yeah Yeah We'll release it today Because there's all the people

That listen to it Very early They're going to be Our sample audience Yeah That's our core group That we They can

They can let us know Like Hey was it Everything was alright right Like you know And they're like Yeah yeah You're alright Or they're like You know like, hey, was it? Everything was all right, right? Like, you know, and they're like, yeah, yeah, you're all right. Or they're like,

you know, I don't know. It doesn't matter. We're just trying to be fun. And nothing's funner than making homeless people go find big fun. Well, you know,

I would like to say that I'm talking about paying them. You know, there's a compensation. You're not. It's a real job. And they don't have to do it. Kramer and Newman with the rickshaw.

They don't have to do it. If you want to get paid, I just think it's a fun... It's a job. You would offer it to people to go like the way people go to study abroad. It's kind of that.

Yeah. Very similar. So you're offering it to anybody. They're going to spend a semester. Looking for Bigfoot. Looking for Bigfoot. I just think if I were homeless and I were like, man, I'd love to get out of being homeless. A guy that you're still homeless. A lot of people think he's homeless now.

I'd love to get out of being homeless. And then somebody comes along with an opportunity and an adventure. I'd take it. Am I going to have a home now no you're going to be in the jungle would have maybe after yeah you'd be the next neil armstrong i mean if you were the guy that found bigfoot yeah i had a joke about that like uh a long time ago something i was like imagine being like like watching the big uh watching the bigfoot hunting shows like oh yeah my joke was like i watch it because it's fun

and there's a chance the world will be different. Because it like, it would always be like, if they come on and said, we have Bigfoot. Yeah. It's, everybody's got to be like, well, it's different. And there's proof and there's, you know. Yeah. Like that's even aliens.

If they come and go, here's an alien body. That's why probably. Except for when the Mexican government did that. Not long ago. Exactly. But it was proven that it even aliens. If they come and go, here's an alien body. That's why probably. Except for when the Mexican government did that not long ago. Exactly. But it was proven that it was fake. Was it? Has it been? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. They said it wasn't real pretty quickly. Oh, okay. I thought they were like, this is real. But see, that's even the Mexican government. They did something. Yeah. You know what I mean?

I'm on board with it. I'm on board with it. I'm on board with it. Yeah. In fact, they had some fun. And we saw where our money went to and it went to pay. And it could have probably used a better, more money to pay for a better, the one that would have lasted. A better fake body than what they did. So I'd be disappointed if I was a Mexican that my tax money went to such a bad body.

They learned from it. Yeah. I don't know. I think your taxes should go to some pretty fun stuff. Yeah, I think so. You should be able to see some stuff. See some results. I like it, yeah.

Throw us a surprise party every year. Yeah. Don't tell us the date. Everybody gets one? Everybody gets one. Everybody gets his day off. We tell you a week before. Yeah. Don't tell us the date. Everybody gets one? Everybody gets one. Everybody gets his day off. We tell you a week before. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. And it floats around. You never know when it is. But man, you're happy when it comes. I like that. Yeah. You get a call the next morning. Yeah.

Do some stuff like that. Yeah. Lock us, you know. Let's clean some, do some housework. Clean some stuff up. Yeah. I think it's a great idea I love it Alright

I'm gonna go ahead and say Nate's not here next week But I'm saving the comments For when Nate's back Oh yeah I'm not following the sword For this one It's a bit of a fun one

Yeah I want Yeah yeah yeah Wait for the Yeah I won't be here So yeah Yeah save Yeah you really get some We can go comment heavy

If we got some good ones I think that's gonna happen Whether we like it or not Yeah And remember I don't We're Yeah, you really get some... We can go comment heavy. Mm-hmm. If we've got some good ones. I think that's going to happen whether we like it or not. Yeah. And remember, I don't... None of this matters. None of this matters. I don't mean anything. Yeah, you're just riffing.

Just riffing. We didn't write this stuff. Well, Brian wrote some stuff down, but the rest of us didn't write anything down. I spent all week researching. Yeah, but we didn't. We didn't write anything. We're writing this down. I spent all week researching. We didn't. We didn't write anything. We're writing this down. This is stuff we

believe in our hearts so much that we say it off the dome. That's funny that you do. You're like, we didn't write it down. This is just what we believe.

This is unfiltered who we are. Yeah. I can't. This is just stuff I think about all day, every day. You can't blame me for this.

It's not my fault. Yeah. It was fun. All right. I will be in Knoxville. All right. Well, Evans, Georgia, Knoxville, and then, yeah, Knoxville. Three shows in Knoxville.

I'm a big fan of Knoxville. Yeah. I like that city. It is a good city. And then, so I'm a big fan of Knoxville. Yeah. I like that city. It is a good city. And then, so I'm excited. Now, yeah, Knoxville. Then I got Atlanta, Tampa. Maybe something else.

Some other Savannah, maybe. Savannah, Georgia, maybe. I think you are in Savannah. Yeah. And then I am in Savannah. Yeah. And then, yeah, that might be it for the year. No, I got, no, the rescheduled shows. John Augustine's wedding. Yeah. And then, uh, yeah, that might be it for the year. No, I got no,

the rescheduled shows. So John Augustine's wedding. Yeah. Our first guest on the podcast, John Augustine's getting married this week. Yep. He's doing it. So,

yeah, I got for December, I got mostly just company Christmas parties. So fun, but you guys can't come to them. Yeah. Like you're going to them. I'm performing that. Oh, he's working. Crashing. Just letting y'all't come to them. Yeah, like you're going to them. I'm performing that though.

Just letting y'all know I'm working. Yeah, a lot of company. Hey, look at old Bates come in. Making the money. Walks in. They ask you to act like you should play a character that walks in and goes, did you see all the deer out there? I saw a naked man

walking by. And then they go, Brian Bates, everybody. everybody he goes how you doing folks or maybe you'd be dressed up as a soccer player you know see how long what do we go see if you could blend in with the company oh you could do that easily i know you gotta but you gotta walk in and just see how long it takes before they realize you're a comedian. That might even be after your show. They still don't. I don't know.

Sorry. I thought of that as you were going. Just a mean speech. Yeah. They go, I don't. This guy, that guy's just one of the more confident workers we have. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

That he wants to share about his personal life. Why would we care? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Had a baby late. And they're like, why would anybody. I want to share about his personal life. Why would we care? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had a baby late and they're like, why would anybody want to hear about bonuses?

Why is this man that works with us talking? I got a big week coming up tonight. I'm in Charlotte, North Carolina at the comedy zone Thursday. I'm in Greensboro, North Carolina at the comedy zone Friday, Saturday. I'm in Greenville, South Carolina at the Comedy Zone. Friday, Saturday, I'm in Greenville, South Carolina at the Comedy Zone.

That's a great run. Sunday night, I'm going to finish it off in Charleston, South Carolina. Love that place. At the Sparrow, which is in North Charleston. So seven shows this week. Great run through the Carolinas. I know. I'm going through the Carolinas.

I'm pumped. That's fun. All right. Well, Thursday, I'll be at cb live in uh phoenix arizona and then i'll be at the weekend friday saturday sunday at the tempe improv yeah so great club gonna be hot nice yeah tempe's great uh all right that's it look, as always, we love you. You know, we care for you. I care for you. Aaron cares about your future, future, future children and only them.

And he looks at you as if you're in the way of him getting to the kids you can't even imagine having. But I care about you and only you. If you remember one thing from this podcast, take away yeah one second i want to show you one more hello fresh what's incredible that's incredible lauren just sent me this oh she didn't see it until now but that's that's the new logo logo we got it in the no show and some lake well we, we got to be slars now. We'll change the word. What is ASL? And some lake stuff.

ASL is sign language too. Yeah. That's great. That's a great logo. But I don't mind that too. No-so and then. ASL. And some lake stuff.

Yeah. We have ASLS. But I mean, we are getting a little. So slars under that. We get a little swampy. Yeah. It's a great logo though. No-so, some swampy? Yeah. That's a great logo, though. Some lake and river stuff.

A bit too many stars for me, but we could do more water. They could be fit. Maybe that's the fish. All right. Those are air bubbles. Or jellyfish. She made this now while she was working. Yeah.

No, it's so good. You could have been carrying the homeless over there. She could have done a lot of stuff over there. But this is what she was doing. So, no, that carrying the homeless over there. She could have done a lot of stuff over there, but this is what she was doing. So, uh, no, that's awesome.

All right. I love it. No, so, uh, yeah, we love you. Uh,

promise you that, uh, have a great, I do. Yeah, me too. Do you? Uh,

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