The Nateland Podcast - #59 The Oceans

Episode Date: August 11, 2021

Are UFO's hiding underwater? What kind of animals live at the bottom of the sea? Could you tow an iceberg thousand of miles without it melting? These are just a few of the questions we ponder on this week's podcast when we discuss the oceans.    Co-hosts: Brian Bates ( https://www.instagram.com/brianbatescomic) & Aaron Weber ( https://www.instagram.com/realaaronweber)   Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze Recording & Editing by Genovations Media https://www.natebargatze.com https://www.allthingscomedy.com https://www.genovationsmedia.com Email - [e-mail]

Hello, folks. Welcome to the Nate Land podcast. Still staying hello, folks. Until we do that, we're not in time. The rest, we'll do hello, folks. It'll be a few more weeks, and then maybe the poll comes out. Oh, you're doing some reverse psychology on us? Well, you just don't know when it's going to come out to Let's Go Folks. But Let's Go Folks still is a part of us. I do like the idea of you say hello, folks, when you're out in the wild, and you get to go, let's go, folks, back. People send us every Let's go folks back yeah people send us

every let's go now yeah to us and mark norman had a funny tweet oh yeah great and we got bombarded by it to the point where i'm like all right i'm just going to share it on social so people know we've seen it yeah but then they would see it on ours and still tag us in it they're like hey you guys seen this yeah yeah you're looking at our page. You're looking at our page. Yeah. Well, we were the – I like to say we were the first of the trend. Well, people gave you credit for being the first one to point that out. The let's go is awful, and it's starting to catch on. So good for us.

We were first, Nate Land. All us folks were the first ones to do it. Did you know that that's the University of West Virginia or West Virginia University? I mean, that's their legit slogan. Has it always been? I don't know. I got tagged in a bunch of stuff on Instagram.

It's just West Virginia, let's go. They better hope they were before. If they were after. I mean, that's crazy. If they just go, that's a good one. Uh-huh. Yeah. after i mean that's crazy if they just go that's a good one uh uh uh yeah uh the let's go uh did it say how long has it been i don't know we don't know no sorry yeah i mean it's it's yeah we we do get everybody says that you know it's it's it's bad because it's like i do get the the idea of it in the uh

sporting arena yeah i do think it's like i get it but then it's like it's just it's crossed over now it's now it's a wrap now it's done i don't know who came up with it first if they came up with the first that's pretty impressive and they could be like no we were the first yeah they've had it for a while because they have like branding guidelines listed on their website i mean it's a legit they have a trademark let's go trademark wow so they could be the first they could they could yeah they could be owed a bunch of royalties from everybody i mean yeah they need to get that word out more to let everybody know that we were the first of the let's go. We started it.

Because now if you go to one of those games, you go back, oh, no. I'm going to find out when it was. I did. Speaking of sporting events, so this weekend I went to, or this past week I did the St. Jude Classica Golf. It was a pro-am that I did. And this pro-am, it was a world, I mean that i did and this pro-am uh is a world i mean not getting the the weeds of it no one but it's uh because it was a wgc event you didn't usually you get to play with a pro so it's like a celebrity and a pro plays with like two or three uh people uh but this one we just did on our own i played with the thing which, which I believe we want. Ah, my group one. Wow.

Uh, won the scramble and, beat Penny Hardaway's group. Uh, and they, uh, I don't know if we got anything for it. We just left afterwards.

They were supposed to have a dinner. And I feel like, cause of COVID, like stuff was just getting kind of weird. And so now you just, you just win. And it was like, they,

they just, someone just goes, ah, thank y'all won and that was it that was the celebration oh thank you guys won that's cool we get a trophy or something like you don't even say congratulations they don't say congratulations i said let's go and i left and that was it y'all won let's go all right i'll see you guys later did you meet i did not i didn't even see him.

I saw Michael Conley. Chris Lane was out there at Country Singer. I kind of know him. Colt Ford. But he played in a good group. And then we went to – so Thursday I went to the first round of the Memphis at the TPC Southwinds. And there's nothing better than a golf sporting event. I loved it.

Me and Haley Joel Osment walked around. Haley Joel is in sixth sense in looks. He's just his eyes look like the kid. Like he's just like, I told him, because people just, we were walking walking uh we went to go eat uh with Finau Tony Finau and uh so we were walking to go eat and uh someone just I just saw someone they just looked at him and they go that's that kid from that movie what's his name and I mean they're just saying they're just pointing at him and they're going what's that movie that's the kid from that movie what's that movie and like no one he just keeps walking no one it was like no acknowledgement it was like we were you were staring at a sign yeah and uh i and i had someone

come up to say hello to me uh the guys uh folk listen to their podcast i saw him talk to him right after this happened and uh but i asked him i asked you know hayley i was like do you even know because he's been famous since he was five or six years old and i've been in one of the biggest movies ever yeah and i was like do you even realize it he's like i don't it's you know by the way forrest gump before that forrest gump before that oh that's crazy so two pretty big movies yeah i mean two mega mega movies yeah i don't he like, I'm just numb to it. He doesn't even know. Like, I don't even know if he realizes.

I mean, he doesn't even remember a world without being recognized. How old is he now? 34, 33, 33, 34. Wow. So, I mean, he doesn't, I think he was born in 88, because he said he's a big Dodgers fan. He's a great guy. Big Dodgers fan. And the year they won was the year he's born 88 because he because he said he's a big dodgers fan he's a great guy uh big dodgers fan and that that was the year they won was the year he was born like and so it's an year

yeah so uh but like yeah it's funny to think he's just never not been recognized i mean i you know you don't really remember before you're five so like he just doesn't even know what it's like to not someone be like oh yeah you're that it's almost like you notice just doesn't even know what it's like to not someone be like, oh, you're that. It's almost like you notice if nobody did. It would be. That would stand out. That would stand out. Like, you know, I feel like you just go live your regular life.

But anyway, so we walked around the tournament, and it was just so much fun. Going to a golfing event. I know I love golf, and I love it so much. But it's just, it's, you know, you walk around a nice course and, uh, the dad energy at these golfing things is it is on full blast. It is the most, we are like children. We will talk. It's the most, we will talk to anybody. I talked to anybody. Like I can usually go to some, like, I'm like, I don't want to talk to anybody, I can usually go to something like I'm like I don't want to talk to anybody yeah but at a golfing event you're like I'll talk to every like it's just dads walking it

looks like if you had if you throw kids in a playground right and you're and you're like all right I'll come pick you up in like three hours and you go all right I'll find someone to play with that's how we you could just throw me into a golfing event I'll start talking to I'll be like I'll walk around with some guys we we met this one guy we were uh hayley was he was like i want to get hit by a ball and that was his one of his goals was hoping to get hit and we're so we're walking up uh 17 hole and we're staying in there and then this guy comes over and starts talking to us and he was a member at that course so he's telling us like kind of about the course and we were like so we talked to him we walked around that guy we almost got hit too hayley a ball came right over by us right after he said it

and uh so then we all go like then we all just go run and like you know you see we see the ball like go off to the side we all just run over there and stand as close as we can and we just sit there like we were all kind of giving our advice. We're talking to each other. Yeah, what you would do. Yeah, I'd be like, he's got a little window right there. Just pop it right through there. None of us can do this shot, and we're telling him to do this shot.

This other hole we were standing, and a ball goes into the water. So they have to mark where the ball went across the red line and went in the water and i mean just 50 dads be like no no over oh yeah right like you know just the idea like the construction site where there's a hole we just stick it is just that full blown of just there you go yeah that's he was right there like we just we're a part of the game right yeah but you think you are at least well we really are. I mean, he marks the ball where we tell him. Really?

Which is kind of funny to be just, like, you're up, like, where we go, it went out right there. So they have to, in golf, you kind of have to use the crowd. Because there's times where the ball goes out, you're like, where did it cross? And you'd be like, well, it crossed right over me, right here. So I was standing right here. But, I mean mean we're all rule followers so we're not and golf is a game of rule following so we're very like i mean it was an inch it's basically like like just in general

where did it go out and we're like no there there there there there and i mean just everybody just you know anybody you're You're 30 to 80. We're just yelling at you. It's just very funny. Like, I just thought, I was like, God, this is a grown man's playground. Sounds great. It's great. Yeah.

It's just everybody's in there. Everybody's talking about what shot, what club do you use right there. Asking people, what hole is this? It's 9-0. How's he doing? He's doing good. He's doing. He had a little, you know, he missed a little short putt, but I think he's going to do good.'s doing he had a little you know he missed a little

short putt but i think he's gonna do good you're like oh that's good yeah and then i mean just talk to everybody it's a it is uh amazing uh so it was a fun uh i loved it i stayed i mean i stayed till they kicked me out i was watching them watching these players go to the range after the round. They go hit at the range. I'm sitting there just watching the range. I'm like by myself. I had a couple of people like recognize me. They come up and they're like, hey, like what are you?

And I'm just alone. Like, just like, I'm just talking to them. Hayley Joel Osmond left a while ago. Hayley Joel Osmond, gone. Gone, by the way. I'm driving home. I mean, truly gone. They're done playing. The round the way. I'm driving home. I mean, truly gone. They're done playing.

The round is over. I'm watching. I ended up, and I fortunately got to know or met Webb Simpson as well. And so me and Webb have like, he came to the show once, and we didn't get a, we've only like text. And so I've never like truly officially met him. So I was kind of waiting to kind of meet him too uh and so i and i got to talk to him and uh he's the nicest guy ever him and tony are both sweethearts and so i gotta talk to him uh but it was like but it was just funny to

be sitting there like i'm watching one other grown man just hit balls at the range not even playing yeah oh i watched i'm going to watch them all. I watched them putt. Then they practiced putting. It was cool to see them, what they do after the round. I mean, I think it's cool. Other people would be. I mean, there's a group that loves it.

Yeah. And we all love it. It's very, very funny. I really enjoyed it. They got a little more info on the West Virginia's Let's Go. I'll love it. And there's just, it's very, very funny. I really enjoyed it. They got a little more info on the West Virginia's let's go. So how long would you say that this has been going on, that this has been a problem?

The let's go. Yeah. I would say in the past year, I guess like six months, maybe. So last fall, October of 2020, West Virginia sent let's go flags to all the incoming freshmen in the mail.

And this is the earliest that I can find something. So they kind of got on board pretty early. Pretty early. I would be able to see. When did, you know, I feel like Tom Brady was one of the. Well, what was the LF, you know, when people do LFG? Like they do hashtag, which is, I believe, a curse word. Yeah.

So when was that? Well, that's fine. I'll look it up. We'll circle back. I played with your dad in that charity golf tournament last fall, and John Chris was with us, and he said, let's go, maybe hole. So at least by last fall, people were saying it, or at least he was. Maybe he was the first one like

he said but uh yeah they don't they're saying it as just uh conversation that's and that's the one that's the problem john chris is he's got a problem with it like they don't it's someone they don't they don't know how to have any interaction so they don't know what to it's someone that doesn't know how to be a regular person and so they just every two seconds i've gone for the rich day listen to this podcast rich rich's let's go every two seconds he said it at the she came to the show in tupelo and he rich will say it because rich knows now he'll say it around me then he just looks at me and i'm like yeah what are you doing well i was about to ask you how you knew Tony Finau just because

he told us in Tupelo. He hadn't mentioned me lately in the podcast. I was going to slip him in. I do know Tony because of Rich. They say let's go. They don't even know they're saying it. That's when it's a problem. You go, you know

you're saying it a lot. They go, oh, I don't. I'm just like, I didn't know I said it. It's like unbelievable. It's like saying unbelievable. I say's a problem. You know you're saying it a lot. They go, oh, I'm just like, I didn't know what to say. It's like unbelievable. It's like saying unbelievable. I say that a lot. Yeah. See, but no one else is saying unbelievable that much. Just find your own weird thing.

Yeah. People were using LFG as a hashtag five, six years ago. Yeah. I feel like it got brought into the mainstream. So it's been around. It's been around yeah can't pinpoint it yeah can't find the genesis of it but go to get off of talking about let's go yeah i agree what uh so it made me feel like i'm the one no no no i wasn't saying that speaking of i'm going to keep it going so So I went to the Nashville Sounds game this week. I was invited by one of the folks, Doug Buckler.

I think he's the pitching coach for Toledo Mudhands, and he's a big fan of the podcast. And he invited – I think he invited both of us, but you couldn't make it. Toledo was in town playing the Sounds. So he invited us to a game so i went he got me and my buddy and his family all tickets we went down before the game he was in the right field bullpen i mean i'm not even close to him he lifts his hat and he's waving at me yeah and we go down there and he was so nice just super cool guy and uh he got us all baseballs from the bullpen oh great and um i gave him some

nateland merch yeah he's probably like okay great buddy way to go but he was so nice and he's just such a fun guy he told us all these fun stories about doctoring the ball when he played baseball and on his hat he does it just as a joke. He has like pine tar right here just to mess with the umpires. And there's a video of him when he played Major League Baseball with the Padres. He would sneak from the bullpen and steal people's beers from the stands. There's like a viral video of him sneaking. And he kind of like sneaks on the wall at Mission Impossible and he steals a lady's beer and then he takes it to the bullpen. So he's just a fun character.

He's just a fun guy. Fun guy. So during the game, the game's going on. He gets his great seats. He comes out of the dugout in between like the fifth and sixth inning, looks at me, gets my attention, and goes, let's go. Yeah. And everybody's like, why is the Toledo Mudhens coach yelling at this guy

instead of telling him to let's go? That sit there that you're – oh, how fun is this guy? There he is right there. Yeah. I mean, creeping up to the wall, reaching over, grabbing a beer. How great is that? This guy's awesome. That's awesome.

Yeah. So he's a fun guy, a big fan of the podcast. That's awesome. Yeah. So he's a fun guy. Big fan of the podcast. That's awesome, man. Yeah. That's so funny. He's cost those people $40. He's got to go get it.

They got to go buy a beer again. I mean, do you know those people are just like that? I wonder if they they probably got told. What if they didn't? And they're still just going to. That's something that you never probably let go of. You just go like, I swear to you one,

I was, I went to a Padres game. I had a beer. Where could someone get it? And then, um, so my buddy's kids, they all had a baseball and they loved it.

I mean, what's a great thing. You have one too. As people, as people see you go walk down the hat carrying stuff and then they just see you get handed a ball and you're like just big smile on your face yeah i mean i did but he um so his his kids like they had to go to the bathroom or something their moms would take them and dad was my buddy ben was like just leave you don't need to take the ball just leave it here yeah My buddy Ben was like, you don't need to take the ball.

Just leave it here. And while this kid's gone, Ben's holding the ball. He drops it somehow, and it rolls down the stands through the bleachers all the way down to the bottom and underneath a little kid's feet. And he had to go down there and tell, I mean, you see that little ball there? Can I have that back? It was just so funny that he almost lost his child's prized possession while he was in the bathroom. He had to tell another kid yeah give me that ball a grown yeah a grown man a grown man hey kid that those go viral yeah when a when an adult won't give a

kid a ball uh-huh and it's not the good viral no it's the bad viral yeah well i told that andrew jones story on the sports episode where i got a ball. Yeah. And then everybody started yelling, give it to the kid. Yeah. And I was like, I'm not. I am a kid at heart, and I'm keeping this. This means more to me than it would to that kid. Yeah, that's what you said then. Yeah.

I mean, I still have that baseball. Yeah. That's so funny that you didn't give it to the kid. I feel like you're changing your stance now. I am now. Why didn't you give it to – I mean, I could see. I don't know. Now you got a ball. I have a ball. changing your stance now. I am now. Why didn't you give it to me? I mean, I could see. I don't know. Now you've got a ball.

I have a ball. I still have it. The point you made a year ago in the sports episode was that kid wouldn't remember that. He would have lost it in a matter of time. He would have, but the peer pressure is. It was great, and thankfully it died down after a few innings. Yeah, yeah.

Do you think if you're a kid, when I would go to the ballpark as a kid kid i would go in with the mentality that i have to earn a foul ball i have to go get it what are we teaching these kids i think they they're just getting it but they run at it the ball and then you give the ball to the kid the kid just would come back with i got it like they don't think no i didn't just i didn't what are we teaching them though dude any means necessary yeah you get the ball. So I don't think as a kid, I'd imagine if you were a kid, you're not sitting there going, like, I didn't deserve it. You're not going to say, now keep it.

I think they could look at Brian and they think something's wrong with him and the dad goes, go give him his ball back. That's what you said a year ago, so you're consistent at least. Nothing's changed. That's what I think everybody thought when they saw you go get this mud hit ball. They go, bless his heart. And they go look at him. He's got his hat just like that halfway up.

Just like sits up and he goes. Brian just, he waves at him like Forrest Gump when the mud hit guy tips his hat and Brian's at the top waving real big and he goes down there and gives him

gets his ball and ah bless his heart yeah I feel like a glove at a game that's one of the things a kid does

that as an adult you wish it was socially acceptable cause some people bring their gloves I mean a guy they just showed a guy that uh i watched last night called uh uh but i think you got to be in a section that's like that and you're like we're going in the section where it's like bring everybody's gonna have a glove because they balls just get drilled up there if you're

sitting a weird part and you got a glove you're like all right like you're you know you're sitting a weird part and you've got a glove, you're like, all right. Like you're in, you know, you're like, I don't even know where. Like, you know, if you're like somewhat close behind home plate or something where you're like, dude, no. If you're behind the home plate, you've got to catch with your hands. Right. Because it's a foul ball. If you're in the outfield, you mean glove. How are you going to catch it behind the home plate?

If it pops up. Like straight up and down. Yeah, I mean, a lot of them. That's what most do. But I feel like behind home plate, you've up like straight up and down yeah i mean a lot of them that's what most do but you i think i feel like behind home plate you got to be hands you don't see gloves behind home plate you're behind home plate outfield third base maybe even because it could be some rockets coming at you yeah yeah you can have some gloves yeah yeah he said we should do a baseball episode but he said do it in wintertime because that'd fit our podcast.

Like when baseball season's not even happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I have a Mud Hen shirt. I swear I do. And I don't even know where I got it. But, because they're very popular. I went to Toledo. Brett Kern, maybe he gave it to you. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Did he play at Toledo he gave it yeah did he oh yeah oh yeah did he play at toledo yeah yeah he played at toledo but uh because uh mud hens because like triple a baseball's always got good names that's one of the classic minor league baseball teams i feel like yeah yeah yeah mud hens yeah someone uh travis said my tour manager, he said something. Someone had a weird, there's a new name for some AAA team that's real weird. He was like, isn't that crazy? I was like, I think that's what they

do, though. Their names are all kind of crazy. I remember when Montgomery, when we got the biscuits, and I think a lot of people were kind of embarrassed because it was just, it's so silly and over the top. And then,

you know, Huntsville's got the trash pandas now. That's what it was. He said the trash pandas. And he was like, isn't that crazy? But I don't think he realized. I was like,

no, I think that's what they do. Yeah. Which is actually the most creative. Yeah. Might as well be silly and fun. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's perfect. It kind of fits perfectly. Yeah. I like it. Kirby Puckett played for the Tol. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's perfect. It kind of fits perfectly. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. Kirby Puckett played for the Toledo Mudhens. Oh. Yep.

Most famous twins. That's what I think of when I think of twins. Yeah. Did you ask him about... Tony Gwynn? Yeah. He agreed. He did?

Yeah. He played for them. No, I didn't ask him. How did you not ask him? He played with them. I think, yeah, he did play with them? Yeah. He played for them. No, I didn't ask him. How did you not ask him? He played with them. Yeah, he did play with them. Yeah. He was the setup man for Trevor Hoffman.

Oh, really? Who has more saves than anybody. Hall of Famer Trevor Hoffman. Yep. His first, I know all about him because we talked for a while. His very first game, he relieved. It's not like going on in a AAA baseball game. I guess he's got time.

It is kind of funny. Did y'all lose? Did they lose? A guy for Toledo hit three home runs in his first three at bat. He had three home runs after the fifth inning.

This weekend. The game I was at. The game you were at. And I thought, I might see history here in the making. And Toledo still barely won 10-9.

I mean, their pitching's terrible, but I'm just... Yeah, yeah. They have no pitching. Yeah. It was a great game. Their coach is too busy in the stands

yeah hanging out yeah hanging out he's showing you around there was one time I was like I'll let you get back he's like no

I got time I'm fine that's awesome yeah I'm gonna go see him in September because I'm gonna be in Louisville

and the Mudhens are playing the Louisville Bats so I told him I'm gonna go see him in september because i'm gonna be in louisville and the mud hens are playing the louisville bats so i told him i'm gonna come by and uh meet him then so i'll ask him the tony gink tony gwing question yeah yeah yeah we'll get the bottom of that what he thinks well i say it correctly say what word it right yeah word it right okay okay i'll word it the way you thought you worded it. Yeah. All right. Yeah. And so what else did you want to... Well, I got hacked this week on Facebook.

Yeah. My Facebook's gone. Yeah. Do you want to talk about that? Well, I'm trying to think if we need to do the comments first and then get into the... But you had a weekend. I did. I did.

I did, man. Just tragedy after tragedy. What was the first tragedy? Well, I know what's coming up because you have another tragedy. Oh, yeah. I got ahead of myself. Sorry. Yeah.

I got hacked on Facebook. Started off good with the game. Yeah, the game was great. Facebook is gone, probably maybe permanently gone yeah and I mean I'm hoping to get it back

but I don't I mean it's impossible to get a hold of anybody at Facebook call 1-800-FACEBOOK yeah I feel like it's like a death in the family

you don't even on Facebook much are you I love Facebook I've been on it since 2008 yeah so I've got so many

like just pictures stuff like that yeah I think I'm the only one here that feels that way i i mean i'm on i'm on facebook but i don't check it really i don't ever like you know i'm only instagram is the only one i'm are you laughing because that's old person's social media it's weird that it's become that because i remember when it was the cool thing to get i remember waiting till i was in high school so i could get one yeah yeah and now it's uh these young kids don't they don't even have instagram

they're past instagram now yeah they don't have yeah you're like three steps behind i've actually had i mean i've had it since 2008 so there's i've had friends who have died who i'm still friends with on facebook yeah i think about their photos that I could still, it'll come up in memories and stuff like that on Facebook. Oh, that's kind of nice. It is kind of nice, but now all that's gone because I can't re-friend them. They, uh... God, that's much sadder than I thought it was.

All right, Aaron. So, shouldn't have laughed so quick. Tragedy after tragedy. I'm just getting warmed up. Did, yeah. Did, uh... So, it got hacked and, like like did it send messages or something like i it i got up that morning and i had a weird message and then i couldn't log in they changed my password my email

my phone number oh they got in oh it's like it's i can tell it happened like 2 a.m is like vietnamese uh language now yeah yeah So something will pop up and I'll have to go to Google Translate to see what it's saying. Your status? Yeah. Changing my status.

So if anybody gets a message from you in Vietnamese Yeah. It's not Brian. It's not Brian. At first it said Brian Ahn.

Brian and then the last name was A-N. And then by the middle of the day, it was just completely gone. Yeah. So. Okay. So I'm going to start over, I guess. Yeah.

Start from the beginning. Yep. All right. And then what was the other one? Oh, man, I'm sorry. I mean, yesterday was a crazy travel day. I did a show last night at Calvary Church in Southerton, Pennsylvania, and it went great and super nice.

Met a lot of folks there. It was a lot of fun. But just getting there was a nightmare. All these flights are getting canceled, you know. And I was on my flight yesterday, or on my plane, 720 flight, and the pilot comes on. We're sitting there about to take off, and he's like, we've got a mechanical issue. We're calling someone in in so it's going to be a little bit delayed and then

he would kind of update us and then at 8 20 he said uh bad news folks the plane's been taken out of service i think he's a listener yeah there you go let's go he He goes, let's go, folks. Bad news, folks. Let's go, folks. Get off the plane. Let's go, folks. Get off the plane. So we had a D-board and then standing in line. And then I got through it American. Did they say D-board?

Is that how they say it? D-plane, maybe? D-plane. D-plane. D-plane, boss. What's that from? That's from... Fantasy Island.

Yeah, Fantasy Island. There's a comic. Bob Kubota. I think he does the jokes. He says he looks like that guy. boss what's that from that's from fantasy island yeah fantasy island there's a comic uh bob cabota i think he does the joke he says he looks like that guy anyway i got through an american got a much say that we got a divorce is he did he say we have to deboard and they're like what the board the board do we get a deboard i don't think they say deboard uh but they say deplane don't they i said deboard i guess that's not a word i feel like you don't need they say de-board. But they say de-plane, don't they? I said de-board. I guess that's not a word.

I feel like you don't need a word for it. They can just say, we got to get off the plane. We got to get off the plane. I think that's what they say. Yeah. So you had to get off, get another flight. Get off the plane, yep. And then I got through to American, and then I had a much later flight.

So I ended up going home and taking a shower, getting ready for the show because I thought I'm going to have to go straight there. Went back to the airport, and this was a direct flight, and got there, rented a car, drove about an hour to my location and got there just in time for the show. Wow. And did it. Show was great, and then flew back early this morning.

Yeah. Man. Just a long day. It's so funny because I came away this weekend with these. I was on the flight this morning, and I was like, air travel is amazing. Yeah. And we take it for granted. When you think, not to sound cheesy, but when you think about that Brian was in Pennsylvania.

This morning. I was in New York State this morning. And now we're all here. This was 100 years ago. We'd never seen each other ever again. Ever again. Yeah. It's crazy. 100 years ago?

1920s? Yeah. We would just be lost forever. Could be. What would you do? How would you get back? I mean, they had cars by the 1920s. Yeah, but driving a car from New York to...

We could be a week. Hitchh driving a car from New York to a week. Hitchhiking a Model T all the way back to Nashville. There's a slim chance. I think you'd give up. Yeah, you'd just start a new life in Pittsburgh. We'd have to record the podcast on Wednesdays. There's just no way you could get back by Monday. You'd just start a new life.

These podcasts couldn't even come out on Wednesdays I'd have a different co-host every week and go Brian didn't make it over the over the peak

of the mountain I'd take a train I got sad news folks breakfast didn't make it his horse tumbled down a

ravine is a ravine isine how you say it? Yeah. And he fell off the mountain. And then Aaron started a new life. Just got a telegram. If you guys have been wondering where he's been the past three months, the telegram finally got here.

Reads, I'm not going to make it. Stop. That's how we get the information. All right. Did you have something? I took the subway for the first time in my life. Oh, there you go. It was pretty amazing.

Yeah. I took it going the wrong way and like one or two in the morning went the wrong way i was in an empty train i thought it was so much fun i took a picture of myself i was like this is hilarious and then i'm i'm in the bronx so i had to hop around go to the other side and come back i figured it out felt like a real new yorker yeah you know yeah it's a good feeling once you understand once you understand how it works, you're like, oh, this is pretty sweet. Yeah, yeah. You can just kind of hop around places super easily.

Yeah, it's Subway. Good stories, guys. I thought I had some good stories. Yeah. Tells a Costanza. I'm trying to balance out the horror of Brian's life by just like, let's find joy in little things. Subway is crazy when When you first take it,

that's fair. Uh, all right. Comments. Uh, Jared Taft, Nate Aaron and bench press. What a missed opportunity for you guys to talk about the offices,

Olympic episode. Instead, you managed to fit in topics like the Olsen twins, fantastic for, and drunk Superman. The episode was definitely a hit and I appreciate Nate. I appreciate Nate bringing it. Had me laughing the entire time. Thanks. He gets it. uh, drunk superman the episode was definitely a hit and i appreciate nate i appreciate nate bringing it had me laughing the entire time thanks he gets it uh jared that's me um paul flanagan i was

driving i just had to take a swig of water when nate said the cause of his show in response to beanbags question of what they bring back in 1500 years i was choking and trying not to crash i was laughing so hard come bring it back yeah someone said let's go let's go with the cosby show like it'll go away in 1500 years it'll come back let's go c wade 828 my daughter hadass grace hadassa grace came out of her room laughing so hard she could barely breathe. When I asked her what was going on, all I could make out in between gasps was Jesus swimming in Olympics sandals. Thank you guys for creating a podcast that we both can enjoy and share.

That's very nice. It is. Yeah. I like that she gasped. She gasped. She's a gasper. Mm-hmm. Between gasps.

Have y'all saw each other? y'all just gasp back and forth y'all talk to each other did you gasp when you saw the subway i did i did give a wow wow it's crazy you can yeah you can have those little moments yeah you get covid you have it you got it on the on the subway? I mean, I think it's breeding ground. It felt like it in some places. Maybe it wasn't a good sign that you're on it alone. All right. Holly's had enough.

She didn't like that comment. At KF Richards, I thought long and hard about Bubba Fett's question as to what Olympic sport would I do as an undercover agent. I decided on speedwalking. I didn't know that was one. Seems simple enough, and quite frankly, I found myself doing the same walk while in need of a bathroom. Speedwalking is a sport?

Yeah, it's an Olympic sport. Wow. I'm going to show you a little bit what it looks like. It is kind of silly looking. Yeah. If you've never seen it before yeah that's that's these are the best speed walkers in the world right in the world i guess just how long they can do it is there a lot of like slow it down slow it down like

a lot of whistling just to be like you start running a little bit see this guy this is like they're running this is the one guy go he goes man his new world record you go oh yeah i guess it's called jogging because i was speed walking the whole time but i guess you're making a big fight you know you were jogging around turn eight and ten you didn't step it up a little bit i thought what's the difference i think a rule is you're not supposed to you can't have both feet off the ground at the same time. So there can only be one foot in the air. That's the technical definition of walking.

I'll be honest with you. That's a pretty good rule. Yeah. That's a pretty good. Yeah. Who's enforcing that? Somebody's down at ground level looking like up, up. Well, the guy on a motorcycle.

This looks like such a makeshift course. They just threw some cones out here. They don't even give give them it's like they forgot they had the walking event well what they they should hold it in a mall and that's that's that's a big miss by them that's a big miss by the olympics how do you not just have so many corporate sponsors right there i mean how do you not have it in the mall and then you have the mall just be open so there are other customers just walking i mean there's yeah it's just a regular like people are going in and out of stores and you get yep yep i'm right and just going that guy gets around that turn i mean the hard part is if how do you ever even catch someone like you feel like you're like once once the place is once

it's set it's set you're like well that's it they could just go go all right done let's make it a move oh i'll get a drink of water and got something even though yeah i mean when it comes to finish line don't you just try to run just to see if nobody catches you yeah this is a sport that's interesting to me i mean are there high school teams with speed walking programs? How do you get into this? These are pretty young. I mean, you know. The best of the best.

It would be great if you just had one, just the lead is just this 85-year-old lady, and you're like, she's just, she's like, I mean, this is what I do. This is what I do. What time was this race? 6 a.m.? That was the 2016 Olympics. This is a 20 mile, 20 kilometer.

Do y'all do that? I immediately change kilometer to mile in my head, even though it's not exactly the same. I didn't even know it was close. I mean, it's about the the same i don't know it's close so yeah i mean it's about the same i don't even try towel under the door freestyle is the name of the stroke boys you can't just do whatever you want bless your heart it's the name of the stroke is freestyle why would you call it freestyle i know i think you should be able to do whatever you want and i always think you do whatever you want and freestyle is the fastest. And that's why they choose that.

I think that this person is wrong about this. Oh. I think that freestyle, when it's a freestyle competition, they just put limitations on the strokes that you can do. Yeah. Now, there's a type of stroke that's the fastest that's called the freestyle stroke. People call it that, but you can do whatever you want. But does everyone do that stroke? Yeah, because it's the fastest that's called the freestyle stroke. People call it that, but you can do whatever you want.

But does everyone do that stroke? Yeah, because it's the fastest one. Oh. Yeah. So I'll challenge you on that. Okay, yeah. So you're saying they call it freestyle stroke. You're both kind of right.

So you're saying that stroke is really not called freestyle, but it's freestyle because it's the quickest, so we just call it freestyle. Yeah, because it's the one everybody does because it is the fastest one. But if someone wanted to butterfly, if some guy just dove in and was like, I'm going to try to get all the way across. I think they have some limitations. I think they don't let you do some of them for some reason.

So like we said, so it's not freestyle. That's what you would tell them. They go, well, you can't do that the whole time. You go, so it's not freestyle. Just's what you would tell them. They go, well, you can't do that the whole time. You go, so it's not freestyle. Just say that. Franz0589, I love how you guys contemplate things like, do they have soccer in the Olympics? And instead of looking up on a laptop that's in front of you,

you just ponder it and then drop the subject. I looked into it, and they do not have soccer. That's crazy. It's just like Tom Brady from the week before. Yeah, we really dropped the ball on that one. Well, I mean, it just like Tom Brady from the week before. Yeah. We really dropped the ball on that one. Well, I mean, it was at the end of the podcast.

We'd stop looking. As soon as we got done, Tristan said, uh, there is soccer in the Olympics. And I tried to cut it off the past. I even put in the description of the show, we debate,

is there soccer in the Olympic incorrectly? And I put there is, but no one read the description. So yeah. Do you know who won the gold medal? Uh, yeah. Did the women or they lose? know who won the gold medal uh yeah did the women or they lose they beat france the women olympic team i mean i thought you're gonna say a country and you said

the women well i mean the women are american like they got bronze right bronze yeah that's right and then who won did men men win gold? No. We weren't even in the Olympics. I just like the idea of the Olympics. It's like America. There's a team called women. Well, I meant like women. I know what you meant, but it's just –

Women. Soccer is the only soccer you even know about. So we didn't win. We got bronze. We should have won. We're usually the best team in women, right? I think we lost like day one. Yeah.

Yeah. Amber Lotus, oh Lord, Nate. A folk corrected your misinformation and you followed it with more misinformation. Antibiotic resistance is not people being resistant to taking antibiotics. Antibiotics. You goofball. It's how bacteria and superbugs are becoming resistant to antibiotics because they're over-prescribed, and people take them when they shouldn't, and the bacteria develop the ability to kill the drug instead of vice versa.

I didn't understand that whole sentence. Well, yeah. Somebody will probably correct us about what we say about it this week just keep going every week yeah i don't even understand well last week you i came i'd need to go read that sentence in a room alone just take your time with i would need i would need everybody get out of here and like and i think and i need to read it when i'm ready like i would have to it's not right now and i would be like i'm not ready you can't don't bring and I need to read it when I'm ready. It's not right now, and I would be like, I'm not ready.

You can't. Don't bring that in. And then I would tell you, I'm ready. Bring it. And then I would sit down. So last week we read a comment about penicillin. See, I can't remember now myself. About viruses, and I'm just going to make it worse because I can't remember but we were correcting one mistake and then you said that's not the reason people are being resistant to

taking it because of but she was talking about antibiotic how you build up resistance if you take too many antibiotics yeah and a few i mean we got a few comments i chose this one because she called you a goofball which that's an old school i don't feel like that's used enough yeah so goofball you know what's a good one blockhead don't feel like that's used enough. Yeah. Goofball. You know, it's a good one. Blockhead. Blockhead. Yeah. Yeah. That sound good.

Yeah. Blockhead. I'm going to bring it back. Yeah. Let's go. Uh, Luke Harder, winter Olympics are just as hyped as summer Olympics.

It depends on where you're located in the U S I grew up in Minnesota and the winter Olympics were way more important to us than the summer Olympics. It's a good point. Good point, Luke. I think I made that point last week. I doubt it. Eric Ed Adamson. Eric Adamson. That's it.

Yeah. If you lined up all of the words that Nate can't pronounce, it would stretch a quarter of the way across Rhode Island. Probably. That's good. That's good uh blockhead is that i don't know if i like blockhead oh yeah it's got a you're gonna clunky now you're gonna come across a situation where it'll sound good

i believe yeah i believe in it tiffany uh tiffany sadler. Tiffany with an E. Tiffany. Why was it? Is she really Tiffany? I mean, it's how it's spelled. Yeah. Huh. I've never heard of Tiffany.

Have you ever met a Tiffany with an E? No. I mean, if her parents did that to her, they just, her whole life is, no. I mean, that. Do you mean Tiffany? Yeah. I mean, that'd be most of her life

would be talking about that. It's like Teflon. Tiffany. Teflon? Just call me Sadler. I just saw the show at the arena in Tupelo and loved it. Nate's new material is great. I was shocked and amazed at Bryce and his stage presence.

He is actually funny. Thank you. He seemed so socially awkward on the podcast, I was pleasantly surprised. Well, you didn't see the full hour, Tiffany. Yeah. Thank you, Tiffany. That was very sweet. The church in Pennsylvania, they saw the whole thing.

They begged a different... That was a fun show. Tupelo. Yeah. Sarah Meech. I was dying when Nate was talking about going out to the pitcher with no information. Recently at my nine-year-old nephew's game,

he went out to calm down the pitcher who had started crying. Later we asked what he said encourage him all he said all he had said was you're crying and walk back to home play that's wonderful wonderful that's so funny but i i love it my i mean nine-year-old seeing them out there just starting crying it's the it's the greatest thing ever. Like, kids, like, their emotions. And it's weird talking about it. It's funny when you see kids, because kids don't, they don't greet each other.

Have I talked about that on this? I don't know. But, like, they don't. I'm going to do this as a joke. They don't greet each other. Like, kids are very, you'd be like, oh, that's your friend from school. And they just go. And they just walk by them.

Like, they don't, you know, like, we saw each other, like, out, kind of out of context. You'd be like they don't you know like we saw each other like out kind of out of context and you'd be like what are you doing here like you'd have some kind of and a kid you're like oh look at that that's crazy they don't shake hands they don't shake hands there's no acknowledgement and if if they saw like uh there's no like if my daughter saw my niece my her cousin and they're very close and if she and if my daughter saw her at the Tupelo show randomly, it wouldn't be like, what are you doing here? They would just be like, oh, Maya, hi. Come back here.

And then they would just act like it's normal that they're all there. Man, that's interesting. And there's no like, what are you doing here? Why would you be? That's crazy. And then you go have a normal. Yeah. It's very funny.

Kids just are like i mean i feel like they're just anything can happen they're just like yeah yeah they're along for the ride so they're like yeah they could why would they not be here yeah nathaniel garwick as a fellow nathaniel i signed my name nate in school one time our teacher got very upset at someone who signed their name name they signed their name name at the top of an essay and asked the culprit to fess up after 10 minutes of heated silence the entire class had to write a second essay as a punishment because the idiot wouldn't fess up i got out some paper and started writing the new essay as i sat there thinking how stupid you'd have to be to write name instead of your name i glanced at the top of my new paper

and saw name i was a stupid idiot i accidentally wrote name instead of nate never told anyone did it several more times just felt like that might be comforting to nate that's very funny yeah that they had to do it yeah my favorite part of that is did it several more times every year i'll be honest you never caught on it just kept hurting and then they do it uh one uh two things before we get into the topic i wanted like a random uh you know my brother is big into golf i'm soccer so messy lionel messy uh is leaving Barcelona. If you don't know anything about soccer, it's a big deal. I don't know much about soccer,

but I know Messi is kind of a once-in-a-lifetime kind of thing, and it's the biggest sport ever. He signed with Barcelona, I believe, at 13, and they signed his contract on a napkin. Wow. I think, I was thinking about it. This could be the greatest sports in the history of all sports the greatest uh what would you call that uh asset or the

greatest move or whatever that you ever could do investment investment yeah it ever been done gamble for sure 13 years old how old is he now 34 wow uh or 33 or 34 and then uh same as hayley joelzman born when the dodgers i think he was born 87 yeah but uh he you you got him when you they saw him at 13 i kind of looked it up i'll try what i wanted to watch the documentary it's kind it's kind of crazy like he just they see him and he was very small he had to take growth hormones he's not a big guy and he was even smaller than that so it was a big risk just being like he was out there and you're like well he looks like he's way younger yeah and then they saw when he dribbled and they go well he's a phenomenon and they've never seen anybody touch the ball like that and they just thought barcelona was like well

we need to get him before other people realize what that how good he is and the day i think his dad was like i don't know whatever and they go they just grabbed a napkin and they said you are and they wrote a contract out on the napkin and as derrick my brother said the napkins in a safe now but it's you they people say he's the greatest of all time 13 you lock him up for 20 years. And I think, and now he's leaving. The money didn't work out or something. I think they're leaving very mutually.

Like, it's just, he deserves to get, he's taking pay cuts. I don't know so much about it, but it seems like he, he's taking pay cuts for, but he deserves a big payday now. They can't really, they just can't afford it. And he was crying when he left. He didn't want to leave. I saw that, yeah. But, man.

That's crazy. How crazy is that? How smart – I mean, that guy, instant – just to pick that up, and you're like, yo, we got to get this guy. How old was he when he became a star? I mean, he started becoming then 13. Then he was like 14. Then he was 16.

Then 16. I think he played 17 when he was his first game. Wow. And he scored a goal 17 when he was his first game. Wow. And he scored a goal, I believe, his first. But they just never – they knew. But he was so small. So you're not – it's not like it's some kid that's six foot at 13. It's not like spotting Shaq on the playground.

They said they went out there and they knew it was him because they go, he this he'll be the smallest kid out there and it was obvious who was the smallest kid out there but then they when they watched him so they were i think were like well he's too small and then they saw him touch the ball and the guy i think the guy said he walked around the pitch i guess the field and he goes however long it takes to get around he goes usually it takes like a minute or two minutes to walk around he goes usually it takes like a minute or two minutes to walk around he said he took him 15 because he just was staring at him the kid watching him the whole time and when he got to the end he goes go ahead and sign him and not tell him that i told you to do it and they and then they they were like saying like all right you're

going to be on the team and the dad's like well i mean we don't have any there's no paperwork or something i could be wrong on all this but I think that's what it was. And then they just wrote it on a napkin. Napkin started that. Greatest football, it's crazy. Greatest football player of all time. Wow. Yeah.

I had no idea. Yeah. It's like, I mean, he has like, I believe, kind of Gretzky stats. Yeah. Where it's stuff that's like, I don't know if it's going to get broken and uh and just yeah i mean man you just what move could there be a move that they someone had done earlier that changes everything i mean he's worth a billion dollars i mean it's the biggest sport on the world it's like it's like a scooter braun finding bieber that early right probably like yeah just recognizing this will be maybe taylor swift maybe i should have brought

that up during this discoveries episode yeah i wish i'd known this yeah maybe it's yeah it could be it could be that you uh did usher find bieber or or scudo braun and then linked him up with usher i think yeah but you just recognize this guy's gonna be a next level talent years from now yeah or pretty soon but yeah crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah harry potter written on a napkin too did you know that oh really started on a napkin a lot of stuff happens on napkins yeah she carried an op-ed around with it's a big napkin if you're a writer you write the whole book yeah she's really small print can I get a napkin yeah yeah how many how many you got a pack I got a novel you just take all of them and the coasters and just walk over she walks over the table there's a JK Rollins that he wrote it yeah she just writes over there and just writes all

of it down she just kept going puts it licks the pen rips through it i need more napkins did i get a whole paper towel roll yeah we got a paper towel perfect hey jk you want to type this up yeah i'm on a roll i'm on a roll right now i don't want i don you want to type this up? Yeah. I'm on a roll. I'm on a roll right now. I don't want to be bothered. All right. This week, we are talking, I'm sure you've looked at the title, Oceans, right? Yeah. Oceans.

71% of the Earth is covered by ocean. Wow. Wow. Are you mocking already out of the gate? Yeah. No, I don't know. It's going to be a long last hour here it's uh it's uh um no yeah like most of the yeah the oceans are they're very big is the point

yeah we are off to the race that's the theme of the show for sure a third of the pacific ocean covers a third of the planet yeah just getting i'm just laying the groundwork here. Yeah. So people know it's water. Yeah. Oceans are water. Yep. Not to be fused with a lake. Or a sea. A sea.

A sea is different than an ocean. Do we know what all the distinctions are between these different types of bodies of water? A gulf versus anything? I think I could eyeball it. Yeah yeah it's almost like you know what it is when you see it on a map but like is there we always go to the gulf of mexico vacation i was it looks like a just a lake like it's just not the regular ocean you know it's like you feel like it's your walmart version ocean yeah you go and it's brown you're like oh god that's our beach we get to go to.

That's funny because I thought the exact opposite. When I'd go, I'm like, oh, my gosh, I'm finally at the ocean. And then my friends are like, well, that's the Gulf of Mexico. Yeah. Well, they were – well, you've never seen water. Y'all had such a long journey down on the horse that you can't believe it. From Lebanon. From Lebanon, Tennessee.

There you go. Ooh, back the horse up. Ryan jumps off. There's five oceans. There was four when I was in school. Yeah. But they found another one. Okay, okay. Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Arctic.

Yeah. What's that fifth one? Persian. Persian Ocean. That's a good guess now peru is our other p uh yeah what's it start with uh an s oh san diego san diego salty salty salty what is uh is it gonna be like, I can't believe you missed that one? Am I going to get trashed? No, like I said in school. I said San Diego, so I bet you're all right.

I meant both of them. Yeah. But if we had missed like Pacific, we would look silly. Yeah. But I'm saying this is the hard one. Specific. This one. Atlantic. Specific. This one.

Solantic. Is it specific? It's a very specific ocean you have to think of. This one came along in 2000. They declared it an ocean. So we weren't even. Oh, how did you? Okay.

You should have been in your wheelhouse. This is when. I learned my oceans a little before 2000. 2000? Nine years old, though. You should have been updated. Yeah, y This is when, yeah. I learned my oceans a little before 2000. 2000? Nine years old, though. You should have been updated. Yeah, y'all didn't talk about it then? Your teacher doesn't run in the room and go, guys. Breaking news.

You will never believe there's a new ocean. We were trying to get over all the Pluto stuff. Yeah. How do you have a new ocean in 2000? That's what's embarrassing with the aliens come down, and then we go they go they're like so how much is body of land you're like oh we just found one and they go you just on your earth you jimmy y'all didn't recognize an ocean a gigantic most of this planet's water

and you're telling me that y'all just discovered one part of you go you know there's an ocean over there i kept walking y'all have planes right and they go yeah we've been flying looking down everybody just looks at the land we just never thought about it never thought about finding this ocean how do you not find the ocean it's the southern ocean it's It goes around Antarctica. And before that, they just called that, oh, this part's Pacific, this part's Atlantic, Indian. But then they're like, nope, it's its own ocean. How did they decide that?

The International Hydrographic Organization came up with this. It's a made-up organization. We don't do much of that. A bunch of wildcats. That's what we would tell the aliens. We're like, let's have Antarctica. We just don't go up there. It's like your attic. You're like, there's stuff organization. We don't do much. A bunch of wildcats. That's what we would tell the aliens. We're like, let's have Antarctica. We just don't go up there. It's like your attic. You're like, there's stuff up there I don't know that's up there.

That's the attic of the earth. There's some people that know a lot about it, but most of us, we're not going up there. That's where we put all our stuff. It's just uncomfortable up there. Yeah. It's always hot. It's too cold. Like an attic.

There's no airflow. Just not a good. Never got the insulation right. I'm not going down there. I'm not going up there yeah yeah it's always hot it's too cold like an attic yeah no airflow just not a good never got the insulation yeah i'm not going down there i'm not going up there more of a basement guy um so do you name the arctic yeah so that's that's that's the attic and southern would be the basement as far as a globe could be the way we think about it but you could also there's no up or down in space so antarctica could be you could think of antarctica it's the way we're standing and so if it's below my feet then yeah it's a lot easier to walk down south but you understand what I'm saying I do yeah okay alright scientists say by the way we're all standing

yeah Antarctica's up there no Antarctica's down here down Antarctica yeah well what's the

Arctic Ocean's the Arctic Ocean's up there Antarctica's down so the southern ocean I think maybe why would you if you named an ocean

in the year 2000 all you come up with is southern ocean i think maybe why would you if you named an ocean in the year 2000 you all you come up with a southern ocean the other ones are atlantic pacific they're like you know and you gotta think the last one's the dumbest name southern you got god when they named that one like 1740 2000 year 2000 yeah we we found it and then named it the southern ocean who named it the international hoc yeah what is it ho the national hydrographic organization oh man hydrographic what is that what do you think those meetings are like oh god they're not pretty boring uh found a new ocean i mean they had nothing really going on 2000 was like a big year and they would that slowed back down i can't believe how busy it got

for a while there we found we thought we were all done the fax machine was just weird just going off all day long just putting the i gotta i put the lines around it getting pages uh so scientists say 20 million years ago the atlantic ocean didn't exist because it's pretty easy to say yeah south of very easy to speak it's very easy to be a scientist you just get it you just say stuff nobody can prove you wrong no one can prove you wrong if you're smart enough to argue and talk about, you know. They say South America and Africa were one big land, and then the tectonic plates, they've separated. So we got Pangaea pulled up.

So this is where the Atlantic Ocean is right here. It's just kind of a... Oh, it's a creek. It's just basically, yeah, it's just a creek. Just a creek. It was the Atlantic Creek back then. There's a guy that goes, I once jumped over the Atlantic Ocean. And they go, get out of here.

And he goes. It was more of a creek back then. Back to the old, there's an old Tiger Woods, Arnold Palmer. I might have told that story. Where he goes, Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods are playing golf. And Arnold Palmer goes, when I was your i could hit the hit a ball over that tree and tiger's like all right and he tries it and hits the middle of the tree and honor palmer goes when i was your age that tree was only about six feet high very funny and that's what that guy would

say because i jumped over the atlantic ocean get out of here and he goes well when i was your age it was a crick so the the Atlantic Ocean is getting bigger, and the Pacific Ocean is getting smaller. The Atlantic Ocean grows every year by two inches. Yeah. And the Pacific shrinks every year by an inch. So eventually, Pangea, this will all join together again, but on the other end.

I guess. And the Pacific Ocean will be. Pangea is the supercontinent before they all broke up. Okay. That's what this is called. We were together. Yeah. So, yeah, the U.S. and Europe are...

You would drive to Brazil. You go Florida to Brazil is a pretty quick drive. Yeah. Right. Yeah. You could go from D.C. to Morocco like that. Just like that. Just take the bridge.

You don't even need a bridge. Yeah. You just drive from D.C. to Morocco like that. Just like that. Just take the bridge. You don't even need a bridge. Yeah. You just drive on down. You're in Atlanta. You can see Algeria from your house. Take the 40, 65, 440. Now we're in Bolivia. But Pennsylvania to Nashville, you're just there for life.

You're there for life. Can't do it. I got a show in Congo in two weeks, and I'll be back. Taking the bus. I feel like the states should have stayed together. It's been fun. The continents? Yeah, the continents.

All the continents should have stayed together. That's a shame. Shame they didn't get along. It's a shame shame they didn't get along it's a shame that they broke up it's funny that they broke up the way they broke they wanted to go solo they had differences yeah uh 94 of the living australia was just furious antarctica was he was like get out of here dude god. God. He goes, what are they saying? What is, I can't, what's Zimbabwe? What is he saying?

And Antarctica was like, he's not saying anything. He was like, Antarctica, I feel like just very cold to everybody. That's right. He went the farthest away. He just got in the way. Antarctica just got in the way. And Australia was like, God, dude, I can't.

It's like a guy sitting in front of you with a big hat. He's like, what is – I can't see. I feel like Antarctica kind of just stayed there, and everybody else left it. Yeah. And Australia went off on its own, wanted to do its own thing. Yeah. It brought along the New Guineas.

There's Papa New Guinea. There's Papa New Guinea. Came down there. Mama New Guinea. Mama New Guinea right to the left of it. Oh, man. This is crazy. Where's the Southern Ocean?

I don't see it up here. China's way up there. China's way up there. Wow. Is the sea just a part of an ocean? That's what it feels like. I mean, it's like the Sea of Galilee. That was its own thing.

Yeah. But I think if you're lost at sea, that's usually going to be the ocean. Okay. So I think it's... You think you have to say that? You have to go in your SOS? You go, it's lost at sea. Well, this is an ocean, so we're good.

Can you be more specific? Yeah. Can you be more specific? Yeah. In your SOS? Yeah. You're just hearing the? Yeah. In your SOS? Yeah. You're just hearing the... That doesn't make sense.

It's China Sea. We're in Antarctica. That goes out of his mind. It's delusional. You're going the wrong way. You're going the wrong way. Well, as you know where we're going. 94% of Earth's living species are in the ocean.

So there's 240,000 accepted species that have been identified, but they're finding new species every day. Every day? Well, I mean, not every day. They don't make announcements about it. Is there announcements about it? If it was every day, we get it. You're finding stuff.

I mean, I think it's like a subspecies of some little... It's just microscopic. A lot of them are probably single cell. There's a lot of loose... Oh, did you see that? What is that? It's a prey of frog. It's a new species.

It's a new species, and you name it. You get to name it. Yeah. And then everybody's like, all right. The southern frog? That's what you came up with southern frog but if 94 of species are in the ocean and it says five percent of the earth's oceans have been explored only five percent have been explored that could be a good argument there's some crazy animals down there we've never found oh yeah probably at the bottom.

Yeah. Just some big thing. I mean, why would all those things could be around? You think in our lifetime we see some crazy animal? Like the giant squid, no one believed existed. Yeah, until very recently. So do we think there's like some, you know, they always have that shark that's like really big.

The mag? The mag. Like is that thing still floating around down there just sitting there might be we've only explored what five percent it's like a big school bus driving just is the mega megs that movie we saw yeah jason tatham yeah i don't know if that's a real thing maybe it could be yeah that movie was the poster was really good great poster for the meg yeah unbelievable poster better it was the poster better than the movie yeah yeah you're talking about the one this is all of it just like the artwork yeah it's just like the you know and that's not bad to show that big shark or that shark.

Like, that's a great white. That's a cool one. That is a great person. But then it was like, it just, the shark didn't feel that big in the movie. It's like when you see it, you're like, okay. Like, I mean, that looks enormous. Yeah. And then when you saw the movie, you're like, it's not as big as it made out to be.

Yeah. And then when you saw the movie, you're like, it's not as big as it made out to be. The deepest part of the ocean is deeper than... If you put Mount Everest in the deepest part of the ocean, it would all be underwater. It's deeper than what Mount Everest is called, if that makes sense. Mount Everest is 29,000 feet. The Mariana Trench is 36,000 feet deep. And that's the deepest as far as it goes as far as we found bottom of earth only like three people have ever been there james cameron's one of them

yeah yeah that's insane yeah he went down there and filmed stuff and there's life down there there's animals yeah they don't have a lot of them don't even have eyes because it's darker than a cave down there so they never developed them but they're still animals living down there just walking down there i don't know they walk but there's some there's bumping into a lot of like sorry it's the most uh i'm sorry it's ever been said down at the bottom sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry about that sorry Sorry. Sorry. Coming through. On your left, some guy would just, if you just taught one of them how to use a flashlight, he'd dominate down there. Just one animal.

Just throw him a bone. Can you imagine being all the way down there? No, seven miles deep. The water pressure is like incredible and it's um so these animals develop like really weird vertebrae yeah imagine popping your ears down there how good that must feel just like that first one yawning oh yeah oh man and they live mostly off dead animals way up above that just float down there oh they, they just wait for it to fall down? Yeah.

I mean, how long does it take? A couple of days? Yeah, if it's a few miles down. I mean, probably, you know, just slowly. When are you going to eat? I can see it. See your dinner. We'll see what wanders down.

See what wanders heads on down to the bottom. You think they know they're at the bottom of the ocean? Where do you live at? You think they try to keep going down? Yeah. I guess I'll just set up shop right there. And the tallest mountain in the world is not Mount Everest. It's Mauakia in Hawaii.

It's 33,000 feet. Okay, I don't know if you know what the ocean means but it's what's it called um mona mona kia m-a-u-n-a-k-e-a yeah mona kia okay so just most of it's underwater so we don't care about it oh this this this mountain is underwater yeah oh okay i didn't pick that up yeah so the mount everest is the most land ocean most land mountain tallest mountain you think that's what he mount everest the other one says i'm bigger than you yeah where are you exactly call me when the you lose some weight call when you lose some water weight

I'll be up here you ever seen clouds no you're not high enough get out of here beat it can you believe this guy McKinley comes over

he goes what does that guy's deal he goes McKinley McKinley comes over. He goes, what was that guy's deal? He goes, McKinley. McKinley. His head's over. Fort Hood, what are you boys up to? Look at this dumb mountain.

Fort Hood? It's a military base. Well, Mount Fort Hood is Mount Hood. What is the other one? Mount Hood, right? Are you like Mount Rainier? No, I know Mount Rain Hood is Mount Hood. What is the other one? Mount Hood, right? Are you like Mount Rainier? No, I know Mount Rainier is my joke. Yeah.

I couldn't forget it. There's a hood. There is maybe a Mount Hood. West Point comes over. West Point comes over here. There it goes. Get out of here, Fort Campbell. Calvary heads on in.

look at calvary heads on in um five of the six largest waves ever surfed are in the same village in portugal if you don't ruin my i know the village but don't ruin my you're going to give away my show i'm watching a hundred foot wave okay so uh is that where it. So Navari is where it takes place. George McNair. I'm on like episode four. Okay. So the biggest wave is 80 feet, 78 feet, 80 feet, and there's bigger than that.

And then, yeah. So I wonder if I just got to give it up. Do I got to give up my- No, no, no. I'm not saying that. And then, yeah. So, I mean, I wonder if I just got to give it up. Do I got to give up my... No, no, no. I'm not saying that. So you know about this then. Yeah, that's the 100-foot wave I've been watching. Yeah.

And the reason, I mean, you know this probably better than I do, is because there's a great canyon underneath it, right? Right under, right where it comes up. So that's why the waves are very unpredictable, and they can get very big. And the canyon's like deeper than the Grand Canyon or something? Yeah. I thought it might be close to the shore.

Yeah, real close to the shore. It's like 6,000 feet deep or something. 16,000 feet deep. And the Grand Canyon is like 6,000 feet deep, which causes these huge waves. So all the world's best surfers go there. But it was not an area that no one knew. So that George, I think it's George McNamara. Yeah.ara yeah and then his name george i think so uh garrett garrett garrett mcnamara sorry yeah

uh garrett this guy's 45 50 years old and uh he finds out he's always looked for the biggest wave and he went to uh portugal to do it and then he actually changed portugal he's like uh i mean they love him there he's like the king of navarre navarre or navarre i don't know and uh he uh because he brought all these people there like all these big surfers now go there no one knew about it and they were in some guy like mess like send him a message or something was like hey because he would always get messages like hey Surfers now go there. No one knew about it. And they were in some guy like mess, like send him a message or something. It was like,

Hey, cause he would always get messages like, Hey, there's a big wave in this country. And he's been all over the world. He's like, they're always going to Hawaii. Yeah. And then,

so he was like, all right, finally the guys like tells them and they kind of email back and forth like five years. And finally he goes and he sees it ends up like, just like kind of living there for a while and uh he had the world record 78 feet it's a eight-story building wow it's crazy yeah this is a good picture of it i think this is the same this is the one so yeah when you watch it

i mean like it's i mean it's just unbelievable dude it's so big and it's hard to even realize it and then another guy came and uh he got at 80 feet and then so do people die trying this uh i don't know if they have trying to think of someone they get injured very badly he got injured very badly people do die a lot of surfers do die i mean they you just get hit they say you just get hit you They say you just get hit. It's just pure chaos. There you go. The guy did die. Yeah. When was that?

He died recently. Yeah, January. Oh, wow. A couple near deaths on January. Yeah. I mean, they just get hit, and it just doesn't stop. You're just pounded, and then it's crazy. So it's a just like pounded and then you, you know, it's crazy.

So it's a good, good mini series. What'd you say? Yeah. It's, it's interesting. I just didn't know anything about surfing. I kind of,

I think surfing seems interesting and like, so waves are either y'all tried to do it before. No, no, I think I'm done. I don't think I'm past like trying, like I could, I tried skiing and I never, and I, skiing's not, I don't have it. past like trying like i could i tried skiing and i never and i skiing's

not i don't have it i think you gotta try very early and if you do it early like you just got it you don't you can pick it up later i mean i don't what do you think my chances are surfing this way of surfing this way oh this way you're half the size of it, so that helps. And it's... Have you ever surfed? Nah, boogie board. We were big boogie boarders back in the day. I don't even know. What's the difference?

Yeah, you don't stand up on it. You just kind of sit it under your belly and just... And just boogie boarders back in the day i don't know what's the difference yeah you don't stand up on it you just kind of sit it under your belly and just just boogie you just boogie boogie on out man it's the poor man surfing body surf yeah that's like the boogie board is you could do it every time on the board yeah it's very fun i mean people are very good at boogie boarding but yeah they uh you couldn, you couldn't, you would just fall. I mean, you would fall eight stories. You fall eight stories.

That's if you fall at the top of this thing, you just fall eight stories to the ground. Yeah. And that water fills in the water. Doesn't stop. That's what's so crazy is the ocean just doesn't, there's never a break. It's just, just, yeah. Yeah. You don't factor in at all.

The ocean, I think they just don't care about you it just does what it wants it does what it wants and that and especially there so there it has that uh that underneath it like the cavern uh like the canyon you can fall into that no but i went scuba diving once and uh this one girl i've only done it once and uh but i remember this one lady on the boat, she could go scuba diving, she could see the bottom of the ocean, but if you went to a part where you couldn't see the bottom,

she couldn't do it. Because mentally, it was like, you're technically a thousand, you could be a thousand feet in the air, if you really think of it like that. And so she could see the bottom, she could do it. But there'd be parts,

and it was kind of weird. It'd be like, it just goes down, and you would just swim over it and just watch it go down, and you'd think. For some reason, I could sink. I would never stop. I couldn't even see the bottom. I went 100 feet. That's so scary.

I got to 100 feet. You went 100 feet down? Yeah. We were close to 100, and I was like, let me go. And I went. You get a watch or something that tells you how far. Altitude. Altitude, yeah. feet down we were we were close to 100 and i was like let me go and i went you get like a watch or something that tells you how far out yeah and i went and touched 100 just to get back up where were you uh there's a big pool and the y the y yeah donaldson ymca i believe uh

i think that's where i did get my like you have to go get trained in a pool in a pool yeah in I was in Mexico is when I graduated

high school with Jeff Moffitt and we went with his dad I came back with braided hair all my hair was braided like Michael Scott like yeah

exactly but I did my whole head yeah do you have pictures of that i do somewhere i could find it somewhere yeah i'd like to see that yeah do you have blonde tips to them too no i did that once you're going all out i did that once the blonde tips uh and the problem is i don't like fixing my hair that much i fix it like only time i really fix it is like on stage or maybe you're

going somewhere so when you have blonde tips if you don't fix your hair when it lays down it just looks like a leopard like it looks good when it's all styled but you have to style it every day so i don't want to style it that's a commitment it's a yeah so i don't really ever put stuff in my hair unless i'm doing something so i would it just didn't work out and then you just gotta you're like all right well i've already committed to it so i gotta just ride this out and then you just wait and then finally you're back to normal how long did that take uh i don't remember i mean it was you know i bought you just wore a hat a lot and you took it off you just look like a leopard on your head do you ever have any crazy haircuts brian hair did you get experimental yeah i mean you had you had a two-month window that you could were old enough

and had the hair to do it and they go from may of 86 to i mean it'll be like a bald early i mean you're not fully bald travis my tour manager has been bald since i mean he had a ton of hair in high school and then he went bald pretty quick uh but i mean yeah you have you don't even have time some people like it's kind of crazy they don't you're like you gotta if you want to do it you better do it now yeah because you don't and before you can even think oh i want to do it you're like it's already over it's already have time to make a plan you don't have time you're like but now i'm in the now i'm in the phase that i would like to put some blonde stuff in my hair and you're like too bad too late mine was a gradual decline yeah yeah uh but no i never you never got crazy with it no i never had a mullet yeah did yours will you

lose it all you think it will stay kind of like that have you started keeps would you hang would you do keeps um ends it keeps for people who haven't lost their hair yet yeah but i mean it's you keep what you have so like you don't want to go down more, right? I don't know. Should I keep going? Should I keep going or should I try to get some back or a toupee? Should I try a toupee? You have a lot of hair in the back.

Yeah. Just a frontal? Just a front. You need a full cue ball. I think just go for it, man. Just to be bald? Just do it, dude. He would look like something. It already doesn't. And he would just be like, oh, man. Just to be bald? Just do it, dude. He would look like something. It already doesn't.

And he would just be like, oh, man. Everybody would be telling him how brave he is. Just all day long would just be. Everybody would be giving me a baseball? Yeah. And he'd walk out with a bunch, and there you go. And I'd let him keep it. Little kid's coming over giving him a ball.

It's opposite of the andrew jones ball hey mister i caught this ball with my bare hand but my my daddy said i should give it to you and here you go i was hoping we'd talk about the ocean my hairline yeah i'm sorry sorry it's all right uh all both pretty obvious to see so everybody's noticed both of them yeah I'm sorry. It's all right. They're both pretty obvious to see. Everybody's noticed both of them. They both cover 70% of the land that they're on. All the water in the oceans on the world,

they all flow into each other. It's one big global conveyor belt. It takes 1,000 years for water to travel all the oceans on the world they all flow into each other it's one big global conveyor belt it takes a thousand years for water to travel all the way around the world another thing how they know that i don't know yeah and why where's the they have a line that's just like could you go swim like right on a line like a lazy river it'll just take you around no there's like no water currents but but i mean is there like is there a part where you're like, oh, I'm in the middle of the Atlantic and the Pacific or whatever the oceans touch? There's probably not a sign out there. Yeah.

So they... You know you can go stand on all four states in Utah. There's just like a buoy floating out there. Yeah, they're like, right here is where they merge. And then you kind of see it. You actually see it. Water looks a little different. You're like.

It's a little different color. It looks a little different. Texture's a little different. It looks like my hair when I did the. You're like, yeah, I do see that. Yeah, I do see the difference. A little milkier. It doesn't come off as easy.

In 1992, a shipment of bath toys from China to the U.S. fell off a cargo ship. 28,000 rubber ducks, or friendly floaties as they were called, fell into the Pacific Ocean. And oceanographers started tracking them, and they ended up all over the world, including as far away as Europe. And some of these are still out there, like even all these years later.

So maybe this is why we don't have most of the ocean discovered, is our scientists get distracted when they go, oh, these duckies fell and I start following them around. Yeah. And we followed them around. That took 10 years of our life. I mean, that's how long this thing goes. That took years but they they liked it they're like we can test the water currents by see where these rubber ducks end up how do you know which one's which well you don't

know which one's which but well oh like how do you know it's one that fell off that ship i'd imagine they're not all different so i think they were marked a certain way. They signed their name. And then you got to go like playing that game that you find. Nope. Oh, like at the fair? Like at the fair. Just picking them up. You write China on it. And you're in Lake Michigan.

Look at that. That's pretty crazy. Pacific Ocean ends up in Scotland. One of them did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that is crazy. Well, but they're all connected. of them did. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah, that is crazy. Well, but they're all connected, so I figured they would, right?

Yeah, but they... I mean, that's not easy to get there. Just think about how... Yeah, how long it would take. How long did it take? Well, it started in 92, and they're still finding them occasionally, so... I would have guessed thousands of years to get out there. So it's moving quicker.

It's moving pretty quick. Quicker than I'd like, to be honest with you yeah quicker than you think the ones that are up and ended up in europe they think it went up north over the arctic like over canada through the arctic and came back down that way didn't get stuck in the ice yeah or someone just another then they do all this they make a big announcement they go now we've had that another one of those duck ships broke the ships were bad and you go oh so they've been he goes oh yeah those things go down all the time so one one broke down in the atlantic ocean too that's where all those came from

yeah and they all look the same. I was thinking about messages in a bottle. What a last resort that is. Who does that? I think that's really cool. I mean, not for health, but just to put something in there and throw out and see who gets it. Yeah. Don't you think?

Is that why they were doing it? Some people do. Just see who finds it. Yeah. I think people do it now just to be like, maybe someone finds it one day. I thought it was a guy on an island

who wrote help in a bottle and he's tossing it out in the ocean. It was like, dude. I think that's more moody. Now they throw it and then you find it and you just look to the left

and the guy's there and he goes, I just did that. It gets over that or that quick to him. Push it back up. Now he walks over and they they go i just found a message but he goes i just threw it i'm trying to get it past the current and it won't go out

so just throw it back throw it they go this this thing looks like not even pretty new yeah i wrote it 20 minutes ago you weren't supposed to find it you're supposed to find it in 100 years i think you would throw it if his message bottle ever worked yeah and it's worked yeah i mean there's cases where people have found like years later and because of the messaging bottle i think there was one recently in tennessee where someone found one like downstream or something and helped someone no no no not distress i'm talking about like purposely you put a message yeah i'm talking about like has it ever helped in like rescue someone i mean if you're like on an island why

would you not i mean may you could use that bottle i guess yeah how'd you even get the i guess if the bottle was with you well that's what helps yeah yeah it looks like all the stories are like you find it a hundred years later no isn't this neat but i was thinking you know i'm straining on this island my longitude and latitude is this come help me yeah that's what i thought people were doing yeah that's probably not gonna work well you try yeah at least try a certain point i'll just try anything man yeah yeah if you're out there on the you go yeah you might need that bottle to catch rainwater no i know that's the only thing, but like if you'd want to give up the bottle, but maybe you have two bottles. Maybe develop a water system first before you throw out the message in a bottle.

So the most, the longest someone's been stranded at sea and was found, survived, there's a guy, there's a couple of cases there's a guy from el salvador who left on a fishing trip in november 2012 and was found january 2014 he was gone he was out 438 days it's like manifest the netflix uh manifesto what is that Manifest Manifest Yeah I was thinking Castaway but I like Castaway But He ended up getting sued By

Family of his shipmate Because He ate his Buddy that was with him So his family sued him For a million dollars For cannibalism But his buddy died

So they were on the fishing boat They were on the fishing boat? They were on a fishing boat and they got lost at sea. A storm came and they survived several months by catching fish and birds and drinking turtle blood

and rainwater. Yeah. But then one of the birds had a poisonous snake in it and it killed his buddy. The buddy died from it. So

his friend asked him, don't eat my corpse. So he kept him, he said he kept him on the boat for six days talking to his corpse. Then he finally was like, I'm going crazy. So he threw his corpse over

and months later he was rescued on some- Wait, so he didn't eat it? The family of the guy who died sued him, said that he ate him, but he says he didn't. it? The family of the guy who died sued him, said that he ate him. But he says he didn't. Yeah. So there's a lawsuit, a million-dollar lawsuit. Still going on?

How could you even sue him? Well, he was the one who hired this guy who went out to sea. So he thought this was a long game? He's like, he's a cannibalist, and he's like, well, I got to make it look good. It's only stranded at sea for, I fed a bird a poisonous snake. I don't want it coming back to me. So I fed a bird a poisonous snake, just hoped. That was my sign if this was this was gonna work out yeah yeah and then i see that bird kind of limping over his font and i go oh yeah

it's time and he goes you swear you're not gonna eat me when i die don't he gives i swear to you pinky promise yeah why would i do that You think that's what I did? I did all this. I did all this. I did all of this. Just so I could eat. Why would I not just eat you when you're not – have a poisonous snake inside of you? And he goes, good point.

They left – Played cards for one day when he died. Took all his money and then he – Pick a card. Yeah. And then he goes, I didn't eat. Why don't they just go they got an evening they go we think you did how do you prove that yeah i don't know but i think they just wanted he wrote a book about his days at sea and the family of the other victim i think wanted some of the money and his lawyers said the book didn't sell very well yeah so they

only sold 1500 copies in the U.S. How bad is that book? Because it's an amazing story. How bad of a writer are you that you can't write a book like that work? Well, let's get someone to help you write it. No, I got it. There's a lot of stuff I got to work out. I got to get my thoughts together.

I got to get my... Yeah. My alibi. It says after 11 days in a hospital after he was saved he was diagnosed with a fear of water yeah i bet so that'd be a tough one to have stranded at sea fear of water i'm terrified of water by the way just i don't like the ocean i don't like swimming in it it's crazy to be like they're accusing of cannibalizing their relative in order to survive despite their pact that they said they would not eat be eaten after death which is just very funny

they go they go we think you did it you go well i find that hard to believe because we both agreed that i wouldn't so tell me where that like that argument it just doesn't even make you like like it's a perfect yeah like you're like if i killed someone you're like did you kill this person like i don't know it's pretty hard when i've never killed someone in my life and you go well that's a good comment that's a good point when we agreed not to kill each other i agreed i promised him i would never that's what i'm like if you ever if a wife or husband ever killed one another, the other one should go, well, that seems ridiculous because we promised we would never kill each other. And they go, well, that's a, damn, that's a good point.

All right. Well, fine. Someone else is out there. You know? There was another case, tango boys these were teenage boys the 1960s who stole a fishing boat just for fun and they got shipwrecked on a remote island and they were there for 15 months and it's an interesting case study because there's the lord of the flies which was about kind of like that where they all turn on each other and killed each other these guys cooperated they quickly came up with a system of a band leadership yeah they started a

fire and kept it going for like a month and they all just quickly worked together and the older boys kind of helped the younger boys so it's a great story as far as cooperation and working together and they were eventually rescued and um i think some of them are still alive today oh yeah but it's they say it's a good example of how humans don't just all turn on each other but did they have a camera i think that's when they went back to which why would they ever want to go back to that place but yeah um see how see the old neighborhood yeah i'd be afraid to be like gilligan's island do you remember that right over there you vomited we thought you're gonna you thought you're gonna die right here's where we talked about everybody eat you or not right there yeah man we talked to them had decent though you were weak

but we decided not to so let's say the three of us are on a plane somewhere. It crashes. The three of us are stranded on an island. What's the system? What's the approach? I mean, do we just defer? Does Nate the leader? Or is there a seniority? What's my role?

How can I help out the three of us? I feel like we've had this question before. Yeah, we talked about talked about what we do if we were a heist yeah this is different this is this is now we talked about like cannibal eating yeah like yeah well that's that's straining yeah that's straining the mountains or something like that hiking so this is this is like uh speed two was on last night and so i watched some of that and it's just so funny that they just did it. And they go, what about the boat?

And they go, all right, yeah. They go, can't stop the boat. The boat's going to hit something. They go, great. That's unbelievable. So the same, but a little different. I mean, and you're just like, yeah, that's fine. And they got Sandra Bullock.

But Jason Patrick, right? Yeah. Playing the same character? Yeah, I think so. I didn't watch the whole thing. that's yeah that's fine and they got sandra bullock yep but jason patrick right yeah do you the same playing the same character yeah i think so i didn't watch the whole thing but it was uh but it's like keanu reeves like i surprised senator but i guess maybe she was just kind of popping off so maybe they could they could she had to they could have got it keanu reeves was like about to blow up and be huge so he was like able to get out of it but it's just i mean the odds of speed too just being like yeah what are we doing on a boat and they go it's pretty different uh all right all right i'll listen i love that every movie you've mentioned since you're the big diatribe is a sequel to something.

Just another, one of the Madeas or Speed 2. Well, the Madeas are all pretty different. Is there a Speed 3? Flight risk. No, I think it's a joke. That'd be great. He talks Speed 3. Is there a Speed 3?

Will there be a Speed 3? Keanu Reeves reportedly returning for Speed 3. Uh-oh. This was a year ago, though. Yeah. Haven't heard anything since. December 5th. They could do another Speed and just like, but that's like this thing that I've talked about,

they just make another one. Actually, what if I go make this now after all my, I yell about Marvel. Nate Michaels. Yeah. You know what? I'm going to re-release my tennessee kids special i'm gonna just go do it again tennessee adult tennessee adult yeah just do all the jokes again uh i mean nate's can you swim good i'm a great swimmer i know you can are you actually a good

swimmer he can in you can. Can you swim well? Are you actually a good swimmer? In what way? Just every freestyle. You let me choose. Don't worry about what's going on over here. You swim like endurance? I'm fast. Okay, speed. Speed.

Okay. I can swim endurance. I'm a machine. I can keep going, dude. Man. I'll talk about it. I can go. You think more than me?

Laura calls me a machine. She tells me that i have to go and i have to go uh when i do stuff with someone uh she'll have she'll say you need to remember that maybe this person can't go as much as you can and i have to i would go well and i go walk around i go somewhere it's like i can just go yeah and like so like this golf course when we win is like i can i can walk around for 12 hours and so i have to like and that carries over into the water carries over in the water so then i have to then i have to but if i'm with someone that doesn't i have to laura goes you need to make sure that you need to be like hey if you need to rest or something like go if i go walk around my dad it's like or anybody like i gotta be like

hey oh yeah are you too hot like i'll i go golfing at 100 degree weather i'm a machine like burke crusher uh i couldn't do what tom hanks did in castaway i mean he was very smart came up with the currents and remember he created a makeshift rack i think when you have yeah that's all you have to do you You could figure some stuff out. You'd probably be up there watching TV. I mean, maybe I could eventually learn how to.

You're watching, you put a, you put a, some sticks, you glue, you tie some sticks in a square together and watch these birds

fly through it and we go, dude, how long is this? And you go, it's almost over. And we go, all right. Same thing on every channel. Same idea. Do they have the weather? It's like, it's almost over same thing on every channel

same idea do they have the weather it's like it's coming up I think it's cloudy today the most remote area on earth is a spot in the I think I would forget

you were on the island pretty quick if the three of us three of us were there you'd show i'm like god dude where have you been i'd be wilson yeah you try to save me if i was out to sea but i think aaron would hit you in the head with a rock quick and i'm like what are you doing? You're like, dude, who are we kidding ourselves?

You think he's going to survive this? I'm like, well, let him get weak first. Let him die naturally. What happened next week? You just got charged with murder for no reason. Yeah. And then they hear a boat pulls up. And you just murdered him,

dude. Like, are you kidding me? Oh, God. Both have to bury me real fast. It was just two, dude. Like, are you kidding me? Oh, God. Both have to bury me real fast. It was just two of us. Just two of us. The remote, would you kill me right away? No.

I mean, can you swim? Barely. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Just take him out swimming. He'd take you out swimming. Hey, can you grab me that?

Hey, Brian, let's go for a swim real quick. Yeah. The most remote place on Earth is a place in the Pacific Ocean, Point Nemo, 1,670 miles from land. The closest, if you were out there at that spot,

the closest you'd be to other humans are the astronauts on the International Space Station. Wow. Wow. That's out there. What's it called? Point Nemo. Point Nem Wow. That's out there. What's it called? Point Nemo.

Point Nemo. It's not an actual island. It's just a location in the ocean that it's the furthest distance from land. Yeah, it's just right here. Just in the middle. South Pacific Ocean. Almost in the Southern Ocean. But you'd be right next to those people over there.

What people? That's 1,600 miles. Up you'd be right next to those people over there. What people? That's 1,600 miles. Up above it, right? Yeah. Oh, to your right. Oh, that's Chile? And then New Zealand's right there. Yeah, but I think that's pretty far, dude.

Yeah. That's not like, you can't see it from there. It's farther than space. 1,600 miles. Day swim. Yeah, you're a machine. I'm a machine, dude. The Pacific Ocean.

I mean, sorry. The Bermuda Triangle. Oh, boy. Yeah, I like the Bermuda Triangle. Yeah. I think it's fun. Unexplained disappearances, ships, planes. The Bermuda Triangle was Yeah. I think it's fun. Unexplained disappearances, ships, planes.

Bermuda Triangle was very big, I think, in my young days. You don't hear about it as much, do you? You don't hear about it as much. You kids now don't care about it. Christopher Columbus referenced it when he sailed through there. See? He made it through. Yeah. He also thought manatees were mermaids.

Well, maybe they were. What goes on at the Bermuda Triangle? It's just... Just weird stuff. Boats disappear. Planes have disappeared. Yeah. They think maybe it's some weird gravitational pull of the Earth.

Okay. So it's not something supernatural. It's a... Well, they don't know. Some people think aliens middle earth things get sucked in and they can't they can't go investigate it because when you go in there no one comes out yep wow i see people i'm not saying scientists do do planes fly over the bermuda triangle i think they do a lot of bigfoot people been in there yeah that it. They take their boats and they go talk about Bigfoot.

Do planes fly? Do they fly over now? They avoid it. It's like the 13th floor at a hotel. No, I think they fly over it. You just go, we got some weather coming up. I think they figured it out.

Why do they avoid it? I don't think they avoid it. Oh, but why? Do they really not know what ever happened? I think it's just coincidence and kind of superstition. I don't think it's really. 50 ships and 20 planes just disappear. Yeah.

And we're just kind of breezing over it. Well, I mean, like... 50 ships and 20 aircraft have gone missing. That Malaysian flight, that wasn't pretty much a triangle, but it, I mean, I had no idea where it is. Well, Indian Ocean, I guess. Yeah, all right. UFOs, I mean, that's the big theory now is that UFOs...

Are in the ocean. Yes. Yeah. And one of those recent videos that was released, you see it go down. They yell, splash, and it goes in the ocean. Who yelled splash? I think the people in the Navy ship.

Okay. I thought you meant... The aliens? The UFO went down. They yelled, splash. They yelled, cannonball. Cannonball. Jackknife.

Splash. Yeah. You ever do the jackknife? yeah you ever do the jack the jackknife oh yeah is that that's how you hold your leg back one one knee up and then slam yeah yeah it's a big splash that's a big yeah over the cannonball oh bigger for sure really i think so when i did it at least i feel like you'd be a cannonball guy yeah i love flip dude you did flips oh i was doing all kinds of flips man really i thought you hated the water a pool's different yeah you know you can see what's going on at a pool yeah so that could have been your freestyle at the olympics just do a flip just a flip just to go just fall fall forward and let it let the rest do the rest i stand at the edge of the pool just lean forward just lean forward and fall in it's just perfectly you land just straight on your feet would you do a flip on a high dive oh i know no i wouldn't have you ever got on a high dive no no no i'm scared heights

yeah i'm the diving board i'm talking about is like i don't know the regular three feet off the ground yeah yeah you would you flip and and dive or just flip and feet no just flip and just your back flip it's you know wherever wherever hits the water you just kind of deal with it you don't really have a plan you're just i'm gonna go around till i'm done yeah i flipped once uh and went straight up and landed on my back on the diving board oh i was like probably like six or something and uh i go straight up and just landed i remember just laying straight and like you landed on it i didn't go forward you didn't fall into the water after that you like landed back no i land i mean i just jumped straight up and then did the flip and landed on my back on the diving board just i think i had floaties on like i was that little yeah remember in shallow

how when she jumps off the diving board and that kid is up in a tree yeah yeah yeah oh all right yeah well anyway there's a place off the coast of malibu called sycamore knoll that they think maybe is a secret alien base or government secret base there that they go underwater there because you can see on satellite images that uh there's something down there that's circular that they think could be an alien ship or who knows what. And no one goes over there and checks it out? I guess it's not maybe allowed by just the average person. So there's your answer? Yeah.

Where is it at? Off the Malibu coast. It looks like one of those things in the middle of a pizza. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, like the little table. But the UFO community, they think maybe the oceans were even that uh captain favor the navy pilot who saw the tic-tac he said it was circling above the water in the ocean oh dude fry i thought you were describing a tic-tac and you called it yeah that's the oldest thing you've ever yeah that's fair he's

all tick tack tick tack something like that space face um well the the tick tack okay the tick tack ufo like a tick tack yeah it was they saw water swirling and and they think maybe it came up from the ocean but i mean if they're going to hide here seem like it's a good place to hide we've only explored five percent of it what are bigfoots down there might be swimming doing the breaststroke they think there's oceans like saturn and jupiter have moons that have oceans yeah and they think that's probably the best place of for life to be found in our solar system outside of earth of course saturn saturn and jupiter saturn and jupiter have moons and the moons have oceans yeah europa is the one right europa and eucalyptus or insulatus i don't know

but anyway they're covered by ice so they're like really thick ice. But underneath the ice, they say, is oceans. And they think there could be some type of, we're probably talking microscopic, like basic life force. How do we know? How do we know if there's an ocean underneath there? I don't know. They don't, because no one asks, man. What does it matter? You don't really know.

It's weird that your moon has an ocean. It just spills all the time. It falls off. If you go there, they go, what's wrong with your moon, dude? That's what you say to – you go to your buddy's house. He lives on Saturn. What's up with your moon, dude? It's weird at night.

And he goes, I don't know. He's got a subsurface ocean. He's got an ocean up there. Yeah, like it rains a little bit, right? You go, yeah. I don't know. It's weird. The volcanic sea floor.

You always take a shower in Florida. It's always like salty. You know, like it's a, that's how, you know, everywhere you go in Florida, you take a shower. I've never noticed that. You haven't? No. I've always noticed like the water just is different like when you're near the ocean really like regular showers or even like tap water like

yeah it just when you take a shower it just feels a little bit it doesn't feel like you know interesting i never noticed maybe they're just getting out of the ocean okay straight from the ocean yeah and they don't tell you. By the time it gets there, it's enough that you just don't pay attention. There's a Great Pacific Garbage Patch. It's a place out in the Pacific Ocean, 600,000 square miles where garbage just, because of the currents, just kind of swirls. It's twice the size of Texas.

Wow. Wow. That's crazy. It's still not as big as Alaska. Yeah. 173 Rhode Islands. Did you do the math? I did the math. Oh, that's crazy still not as big as alaska yeah 173 rhode islands did you did you do the math oh that's amazing 173 dude that's so big it's just plastic and garbage and it's just think about it twice the size of texas yeah and we don't even know where this is at like it's that's how

much ocean there is i almost that's nothing i almost don't believe this no there's video yeah a guy lives on it i think there's somebody there's a man that lives he walks on it he has to clean walking like when uh in star wars yeah uh you have to walk through all that trash and that compact yeah that compact yeah look at it so it's So it's like, it's that bad? Three times, twice the size of Texas? I don't know if it's all that thick, but the whole area is. Why don't they go, what if you went, you know, they look for your wedding ring? What if? There's a message in the bottle out there. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff out there.

Why don't they just, could they go get it? I think I saw in 60 minutes or something there's some guy who's come up the way with like a big net that you think can just call it in yeah like try to clean it up and then go put it uh another ocean indian ocean yeah go to the indian ocean dump it on them yeah some on the southern dude they're new they need to pick up the slack a little bit yeah there's nobody down there i don't know so apparently that it's just it's about garbage concentration per square kilometer so a lot of this what we consider the great pacific garbage patch is like one pound of trash per square kilometer yeah everyone's not impressed you're not impressed with

it you know i'm not saying it's not a problem have you seen this car yeah it doesn't surprise me yeah so you're a litter you're for littering what do you do after you when you do a dry food you throw it in a lake mcdonald's bag do you find the nearest water is that do you is that how you throw away all your trash what do you do like when you're walking trash down from your apartment and you got to go down you drive to percy priest lake and then just go right when you drive over the dam you just launch it there's a community garden up the street. Just sprinkle it up. There's also a dead zone where because the water's heating in the oceans, there's a place near Oregon

7,700 square miles. Nothing can live there because the oxygen levels are plummeting. Sea creatures are dying because they're rising. so if you went underwater there you couldn't breathe well i don't know you might you couldn't breathe period unless you had a a tank but um so i think that would still work yeah all right that's way bigger than i thought

it was that's a pretty big dead zone you're giving that a lot more credit than you do. It's not three Texases. It's bigger than Rhode Island. I mean, if you smooshed it together, I don't think it would be. Yeah, but if you looked at this and it was like, well, this just means that one pound is dead for every square kilometer. Everybody that's dead in there. Well, why don't the fish get out of there?

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Move it along, fellas fellas because they forget yeah forget they're in a dead zone well a goldfish always forgets until he never knows so the fish goes hey i can't breathe we should get out of here and then they stay and then they go hey i can't breathe it's just constant constant yeah there's a fish in canada trying to go visit his family in california he's like i can't come for christmas this year There's a fish in Canada trying to go visit his family in California. He's like, I can't come for Christmas this year. There's a dead zone.

It's getting bigger. I would have to go all the way around it. You know how bad that is. It's the thing. You know, the boomy triangle reaches out. There's a billionaire in the United Arab Emirates. I hope I'm saying that right. You're not.

How do you say it? United Arab Emirates. Am I right? Emirates. saying that right who's not how do you say it united arab emirates am i right emirates is that right am i right am i right am i right uae okay uae uae and he's my rights am i right animal rights animal rights? And they don't have much rain in UAE. So he's come up with a plan to haul an iceberg from Antarctica.

Is this the same net guy? No, I think this is a different guy. They should meet because they both got some wild ideas. What if they run into each other on the ocean

moving along? But he wants to haul it from Antarctica. 20 billion gallons of water, he said. They could be drinking water for a million people for five years if he can get this iceberg. It's not a bad idea. It's not that long.

I mean, it'd be worth the trip. You wouldn't regret it when you got back. I think you've got to come up with a better solution than fight. How long is it going to take to get that? I don't know how do you you just lasso how much do you lose as you go as the iceberg then goes to florida and it's like 79 degrees now and you're like well now we're losing time he gets home yeah this big yeah i. He goes, where is it? It's just a cup. He's got this cup. And he just goes, I didn't think it through. And then he drinks it.

Just to finish it off. Oh, that's cold. That's good. That's good water. And it's pointless. And he goes, I didn't think about all that you moron and then you see that guy

lugging that trash lug bomb and he goes idiot and he just keeps he's paddling just you know

he's all his trash just a bunch of morons running around out there that's about I'm getting desperate. Ocean's Eleven. That was a remake. Yeah.

Billy Ocean. Get out of my dream, get in my car. Yeah. Ocean spray is what I drink when I have urinary tract infection. Yeah. I mean...

I'm running out of stuff here. Yeah. All right. We did it. We did it. Oceans. It was a fun one. Made it far. Yeah. Made it far. We did it. Oceans. It was a fun one. Made it far.

Yeah. Made it far. Not as deep as the ocean. I bet there's a lot of stuff we missed. I mean, for us to not know anything about the ocean, we breezed right over the Bermuda Triangle, which was a much bigger deal. I mean, we didn't mention Titanic.

Titanic. They say there's more artifacts in the ocean than there are in museums there's more how do you well because that's probably true because there's more i mean there's that's a guess though it's but i mean there's been shipwrecks so you could just say everything that's gone down as a artifact oh you know there's more you got a lot of museums though yeah but you don't have you know there's more change down there's more. You've got a lot of museums, though. Yeah, but you don't have, you know, there's more change down there. There's more pennies in the ocean than there is in everybody's pocket in the world.

And you're like, all right. I'll take your word for it, I guess. That's probably true. People lose change all the time on cruise ships. They just dump you. You run a cruise ship, falls in that mattress, you can't get that out of there. And then they turn the cruise ship over when everybody leaves and shake all of the stuff out of it.

And then they flip it back over. That's basically what that guy wants to do with the net. That's what he's thinking with the iceberg and the net. They both go. Because you look at that picture, you're like, just grab it and scoop it up and let's be done with it. Look at that iceberg. That iceberg's right there. Just grab it. Let's move, and let's be done with it. Yeah. Look at that iceberg. That iceberg's right there.

Just grab it. Let's move it over here. Same thing. All right. Can I pitch a show? Oh, yeah. This Saturday, I'm at the Body Dayton Church in Dayton, Ohio. Nice.

And one of our folk, Ron Voorhees, is going to be opening up. All right. So come on out. Good to hear. Let our listeners open. Yeah. Yeah. Wednesday, next. I believe. Let our listeners open. Wednesday next.

I believe. He's a comic. Yeah. We'll find out. I mean, who is he? You got Turler doing a guest. I know. Nicole's Butcher featuring.

That's going to be a great show. It's going to be a good show, folks. I might not be headlining. Yeah. Wednesday, August 18th, I'm headlining Zanies here in Nashville. Brian's doing it, too. Oh, yeah. If you want to come see some of the Nate Land crew,

coming out to Zanies here in Nashville. Yeah. I'm in Corpus Christi. This weekend? This weekend. Come on out and see how this one goes. No one's down there. Yeah.

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