The Neighborhood Listen - Shreds NOT Smooth with Ruha Taslimi

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

Burnt recounts his recovery from the Phallsmacy's recent event, Joan has important updates on Jalliope's scandal, and Doug is on a stealth mission. Their guest this week from the NeighborhApp is Påm (Ruha Taslimi), who is searching for the source of a particular cheese dip they tried.Go to cbbworld.com and sign up for the Maximus plan to unlock this episode and ALL seasons of The Neighborhood Listen ad-free, as well as full length exclusive BONUS ROOM episodes adventuring deeper into Dignity Falls!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The Neighborhood Listen is the podcast that explores the neighborhood that we are going to listen about. What is that neighborhood? Why, it's Dignity Falls. And who am I? I'm one of the residents of Dignity Falls. My name is Bert Miapede.

I'm the pharmacist in chief at the Dignity Falls Pacy and with me as always is. I'm fine, I'm fine. I just wanted to get through it. He started by looking up straight up at the ceiling. Joan, I could see the look of concern on your face out of my peripheral vision. I just wanted you to look away so I could get through it.

I did, I looked down. I looked down until the end when I thought maybe I needed to jump in because you needed to take a breath. I was so close to the end. You really did a good job. I just was worried you weren't gonna take a breath. Well now, has that ever happened?

Where I stop breathing. Sometimes. You can talk like this. That happens a lot. You know the one. That's fair, that's fair. That's fair. And I take it back.

I am Joan Pedestrian. Hello. No one's disputing it. I am the top realtor here. Correct. And a local actress. That's correct. We've gone with local actress because amateur actress sounded somehow derogatory and depressing. And I think it plants in people's minds. Well, but I just, it's just an update. Sometimes I think people, if they haven't listened listen listen listen have you ever pronounced the T? Often I do really listening um which is what an actor does you know that acting is mostly listening

mostly what's the rest of it I went for that I went to lean my elbow on the table and missed it when I did that just now good thing acting is mostly leaning yes this is what they say after acting actoring actoring, listening. Why isn't it actoring? I don't know. That actually somehow would, that would be better. You know what? I retract that question because it's not plumbering. I guess that's true.

Um, I, uh, we're off to a terrible start. Oh no, that's not true, Burbs. Delete this Doug. No, no, no. Doug, of course, is our engineer and my husband. He's in a different room in the house. We don't know where he is. He's about to tell us.

Do you want me to tell everyone or do you want to tell us? I can tell everyone. OK, go ahead and tell everyone. Where are you? I'm in my bivouac. Bivouac. Why do you have a bivouac? Now, just for the listeners who might not know, a bivouac. Oh. Bivouac. South side. Why do you have a bivouac? Now, just for the listeners who might not know, a bivouac is?

It's kind of a makeshift shelter. Bivouac. Do do do. Like the Wham song. Yeah. That's a part I can sing. You mean like jitterbug. Jitterbug.

That is. As we know, Byrne can only sing one note and that is a good one. We keep on finding songs you can do. We gotta do that med mentally at some point. Yes, it would just be you going, ba ba ba ram jitterbug. Ba ba ba ba dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang.

Do host. Whatever the crash test dummies one was. What was it? Oh no, just the mmm. No, but that goes up at some point. No, that goes up at some point. That's why I just said mmm. That's a trap.

That's why I just said mmm. That's a trap. That's why I just said, that's why I just said that. So wait, go back to the bibiwack? Back to the bibiwack. Back to the bibiwack. Did Admiral Ackbar survive? The trap? Yes, I remember him yelling it's a trap, but did he make it out? And he's rolling around on his office desk.

He's got a swimming chair. From office depot. He needed a standing desk. From office people. He needed a standing desk. At least on that spaceship. I don't know how strong his legs were though. He's a lobster man. That's true. Lobster man.

He's like a squid. I think he's a squid. I guess he is more of a squid. Yeah, because of the shape of his head. That head for sure. Yeah, yeah. Now maybe he's half lobster, half squid. I don't know.

It's not for us to say. Maybe he's a squibster. If he didn't, if he did perish in that trap, I hope that on his tombstone, it just says like, I told you so. He realized it a little too late. I don't think he was telling people. I think he was discovering that it was a trap.

I think we are meant to believe he didn't survive, but it is a good question. We don't see the proof. This is not a movie podcast. Anyone can come back from the dead. We manage, it's not a movie podcast. We manage to get to a movie within easily four minutes since starting all the time.

I bet this is not our fastest time either. Oh, I don't think so. I bet. But anyway, Doug, you're in, poor one out for Admiral Ackbar. He's surely dead by now. Definitely. Speaking of Admiral Ackbar.

Okay. It's a tarp. I'm under a tarp. Oh, I see what you did. In the bushes. Fun, scrambling. I'll put that on a pillow for you. I'm in the bushes.

Oh, and a lot of people on Etsy will sell pillows that say it's a trap. There's a huge sector of Star Wars, cute little collectibles that people make on Etsy. I don't doubt that. But you're saying there's a lot of pillows that say it's a trap. I've seen them. I've seen aprons. I've seen hand towels. Cross stitches. Big favorite. OK, back to the bivouac.

I'm keeping my eye on things because some kids egged our front yard. Oh, yeah. They egged our front yard yesterday. At first we thought it was our boys because they do that all the time, but they're living here and it'd be a weird thing for them to do. I think it was maybe one of Jalaiope's suitors or someone. Is there any update on Jalaiope and her mystery prescription? Have you confronted her? First of all, this is in regards to what

Byrne just decided to bring to my attention in the middle of a recording, which was a strange thing to do, because I really didn't have a time to actually react. Well, I remembered. That my daughter showed up with a prescription that I don't know about, and then was it Billy that grabbed it?

Yes, the very tall pharmacist. Yes, and was like, don't worry about it, or something like that. I don't know. Did he do that thing where he holds it above your head? Yes, he held it above my head. I jumped once and then I said, I'm not doing this. Like Tom Hanks did to John Hurd in Big. It's another movie. Don't you remember when they're playing racquetball?

Can I ask a question about this prescription? Yes. Did you happen to see burnt skull and crossbones on the label? Well, that means... Well, now I didn't see the bottle itself. I just... And doctors will not put a skull and crossbones on the slip. They put a big sticker that says, Oh, B08 on it.

That's what they'll do. Something like that. I did not see the contents of the piece of paper. So I have no idea what that prescription was. Could you smell it? Well, here's the... The piece of paper. So I have no idea what that prescription was. Could you smell it? Well, here's the- The piece of paper? Well, here's what-

No, I'm getting what you're saying. Okay, good. I'm picking up what you're putting down. Here's what I have learned, okay? Wait, what did you say? Some pieces of paper- He's picking up what I'm putting down. I will add some pieces of paper, smell good.

Okay. Are you thinking of mime paper. Smell good. Okay. Are you thinking of mimeograph from when you were in grade school? Are you thinking about scratch and sniff stickers? Possibly. Well, who knows what you're thinking about. I used to clean the paper every day when it would get dropped off in the morning. That's what he's reacting to. What's that process? I hate the smell of newspaper print. It's just a fact.

I didn't know that. It's just a fact. It's just a fact. I can't stand it. I'm one of the few people that doesn't mind that everything went online because those newspapers, just the smell of it. When you have kids, you got to use it all the time for crafts and then it gets on your fingers. It's just the worst. They should have solved that a long time ago. They should have absolutely solved that a long time ago. So exactly, we did a lot of paper mache. Great example. Thank you, Doug, for chiming in with that great example.

Perfect chime in. Perfect chime in. No notes on the chime in. It's been a while since we had a perfect chime in. It has been a long time. Let's reset the calendar. It has been zero days time. Let's reset the calendar. It has been zero days since the perfect time. Yeah, so what I would do is I would rinse them

and I would put them in a dry, I actually do a dry rub. Of the newspaper. Of bath salts, but not, you know, this was before bath salts were taken from us and we can't have nice things. Oh, we used to love bath salts, but not, you know, this was before bath salts were taken from us and we can't have nice things. Oh, we used to love bath salts here. We used to have nice things like bath salts.

Oh, boy. And I, so I had like a sea salt lavender scrub and I would just basically, like an iPhone that needed to be dried, would stick it in a big tub of that salt and it would come out smelling good. So I think that's what Doug is referring to when paper smells so good. And it's all that makes sense. Yeah. You know, it doesn't make sense.

Here's what I learned from July. So I did confront her and it was terrible. Uh, and I asked Doug to help me and he just sat there the whole time crying. Not a good, I thought, hold on. No, zero chime in. I thought it'd be a good cop, bad cop situation. And which were you? It's not good cop, sad cop. I was just sort of the sort of the like the Forest Whitaker cop.

What? I just feel like he cries a lot. In which movie are you talking about? He cries in every movie. He does? Hey, you know what? Speaking of Forest Whitaker, speaking ofrest Whitaker, I recently watched all of Andor. We have to reset the Forrest Whitaker calendar.

We do. It's been zero days since the Forrest Whitaker mention. I rewatched, I watched all of Andor, seasons one and two, and then afterwards immediately watched Rogue One. I couldn't tell you who Forrest Whitaker is in that movie. Now wait a minute, you're going to spoil things for me. I haven't seen any of these. Well, Forrest Whitaker is in that movie. What his job is. Now wait a minute, you're gonna steal things from me. I haven't seen any of these, okay?

Well, Forrest Whitaker's in it. Okay, thank you. He is important to the story. Is he playing somebody in like prosthetics or is he just him? He does not have prosthetics. Okay, so why can't you tell who he is? He's like a commander of some sort.

He talks like this. Uh-uh. Yeah. That's not the voice I was expecting. You come here and you try to say to me. Oh dear. And I'm like, what is he mad about? What is he happy about?

I don't know what his whole thing is. Oh no. Did he play a bad guy? Couldn't tell you Joan. Okay. Couldn't tell you. I think he's a good guy. He talks to the good guys the most.

He never talks to the bad guys. Yes, yes. And I've seen Rogue One twice now. Oh, that's not good. That's not good. Seen Endorce season one twice? Boy, I really don't. There's something about him when he comes on screen

with that voice that I just kind of toot out. Oh my gosh. He is important to the story. He is moving things along. Do not know what he does. Wow. Can't remember his name. All right, well, I mean, I just remember

that this is what he sounds like. Is he fighting back tears? Probably. He might be fighting back. Cause that's what Doug sounded a lot like when I was talking to Julyopee. He's like, I don't agree with this. How did this happen? That was the father's idea.

Daddy's little girl. Ha ha ha. Daddy's little girl. How old is Julyopee now? She's now 19. 19? Well, she's an adult girl. He's a little girl. How old is Jalaiya now? She's now 19. 19? Well, she's an adult now. Almost 20. I mean, you know, she's legally an adult.

Fine, I know that, but while she lives under my roof, That's true. You know what I mean? Yes, I do. And so what I found out is, it's good and bad because what I don't like is that she's stealing, in a sense, from people who actually need these pills, but it's not the pills she's after. She's after the capsules. If you can believe it,

she's making jewelry out of them. So she's, she's getting, she's getting capsule medication. She's correct. Yes. And yes, correct. What did you think I was going to say? She's pouring out the insides, right? Yeah. And then putting them back together. You started to stop me. No, no, I was just agreeing with you. I thought I knew where you were headed. I'm sorry I interrupted. And you didn't want to hear my voice.

Oh, that was like this. She's taking the capsules. She's pouring out the contents. And we've talked about this. We've talked about this, that commercial for contact, the cold medication from when we were little. But it was contact without the tea. And they would open up the pill and then all the little beads would fall out. It was fascinating.

She referenced this commercial. She said she's never been able to stop thinking about it. When she heard us do that podcast. Did she see it on YouTube or something? Yes, she looked it up on YouTube. Sometimes as a family, we watch old commercials. Oh, that's fun. It's one of the few things we do as a family. No one will eat at the table here in my kitchen. No one will go on a vacation. And no one will ever go with me to like the downtown Christmas tree lighting every year. But everybody in this house will stop everything

for a fun YouTube compilation. We love the newscaster ones. Absolute news bloopers. Oh, creme de la creme. He's blind, he's gay. You made it like a hockey game. So this is what happens. So she's making earrings out of the two sides of the. Correct me, I said, well, what in the world

are you doing with all of the powder, I suppose, you know? And she said, she lifted up a Ziploc bag and it was gigantic bursting at the seams When I said wait, are they all mixed together? And she said well, yes cuz I got a couple of she's gotten more pills than just The one prescription so it's a medication suicide probably literally. I'm sorry. What a medication suicide. What do you mean? Oh like oh Yes, yes, yes got it got it. Yes, and what this is what didn't help on top of everything, is that the boys. Then we'll get to what did help.

Nothing. I don't. I haven't. OK, can you offer anything? Because my house is a mess right now. Well, I guess the only thing that did help was a YouTube compilation. We sat down and we want to YouTube compilation of that guy who tried to do his own commercial for mobile homes and just fell apart basically after an hour. You know what I'm talking about?

Oh, he keeps screaming? Yeah. Everyone needs to shut up, including me? That ex, correct, correct. Is that Winnebago man? Winnebago man, yeah. Yes, Winnebago man. That is the only thing that helps.

Because while this- I heard he's in Thunderbolts. Really? Really? Oh, what a get. Dejoys Thunderbolts. It's for the post-credits scene. Really? Oh, what a get. Dejoin the rules. It's for that post credit scene. Nick Fury. I'm such a big old man.

So while this was happening in July B's room, the boys were filming. And you know why? Cause they're making, so again, are my boys, my twin boys who are living here. I'm talking about Matt and- Cha Cha Real Smooth. And Cha Cha Real Smooth.

Matt and Cha Cha Real Smooth are, they're making this pilot for me, which by the way, they did a focus rooms, which we built in our house on one scene. It was the new scene that I did against my will of Mr. Doubtfire, which they have written for me, gender bending, you know, and I still think is very problematic and they are in rewrites. And what they decided to do is they're doing a documentary while they're making this. And I'm like, you guys, you can't, first of all, they want to do everything. They abandoned one shot. They did abandon one shot, an hour long one shot episode, mostly because they wanted to do the documentary.

And what they're also doing is a podcast. You know how like basically you watch a television show and then there's also a documentary and then you can, after you watch the whole thing, you can watch 20 more minutes of those people talking about what you just saw. And so I love it. It's the best. It's the best. When you've watched an episode and you've seen what happens and then you see the actor say, and then my character did this because he thought this and why they made a choice. Why they made a choice of a blue coat. If you're lucky. If you're lucky.

But mostly it's just them recapping it as if it happened to them. Pretty much. Pretty much. So they're doing that too. And I said, boys, you don't even have a show yet. You haven't even sold it yet. You're already doing your pockets. They say, we have it.

This is how you package a show now, mom. And that's what they said. They're like, mom. And especially Cha Cha. Cha Cha. I just call him Cha-Cha for short. Sure. So they decided to get, you know,

they're filming everything. And I'm like, but that's also not how it worked. Just film the process. But they came into film when Doug was crying in front of Jalape, and it was terrible. I don't like that. I don't like hearing that. I didn't like it either.

How did Jalape react? Well, she was really happy about being filmed. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Well, because she was like, yeah, let's do they ended up just basically filming a commercial for her earrings. So I don't know what she's going to do with it. But I said I have to come up with some sort of punishment and you can't be taking away the materials used to make pills, you know, when really someone needs them, you know,

at least put them in separate bags and put them in separate bags. Because now I don't know what to do with this very hazardous Ziploc bag. I would throw it away. It has disappeared. Oh dear. That's, that's bad news. And Doug, how did you react to this filming? Oh, I mean, I was trying to wipe away tears, but they already got me and I think they're going to put it out of context. You know, I'm sure they're going to put it out of context. You know? That's what I'm worried about. I'm sure they're going to put it out of context. They're gonna put it out of context. If there's anything you can guarantee, it will be put out of context.

Are you worried you're gonna become a GIF? Oh, the fate worse than death. No wait, I feel like we haven't talked about the bivouac at all and about the eggs. We truly haven't talked about the bivouac and the eggs at all. Speaking of the fate worse than death, getting egged is the worst.

So what is your plan, babe? Oh, you got to get it out of the grass. Well, I'm just, I'm waiting for them to come back. And you know, there's all these tennis balls that have been lost over the years in the bivouac. And so I'm armed. But the bivouac has been, how long has the bivouac been there? It's been here for years.

I can't even remember when it would start. It was just, it's a big bush out in the front. I like to go in there, look for tennis balls, look for lizards and things. No, look for lizards. Oh Doug, you know how we've discussed that we're on our walks, you know, he runs after them, scurries after them.

And then he comes back and he brings me sticks and pockets and sorry, stones to put in my pockets. Absolutely. But it's become kind of a pattern to run into the bivouac and I'll stay there for a bit. Sometimes if I'm feeling moody, I'll just be in here. Oh sure. I feel safe.

Some bivouac time. Yeah. And so the bivouac is a big bush and a tarp. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And is a ghillie suit involved in this at all? No, no, no, no.

It's a good idea though. Yeah, I mean, why go all the way to Gilly Park when you can sit your own bit away? Gilly Park, which is of course like our nude beach of Dignity Falls, but everyone can just proudly wear their ghillie suit without shame. Yeah. If you're stumbling-

It's not a gilly park. Not a gilly suit. It's not a gilly suit. It's not a gilly park. The worst suit you could have. If you stumble upon that park, it is very unnerving. It is, because you think you're going crazy. Because you think all the bushes are moving.

Yeah, somebody gets up to leave and you're like, oh my God. But yeah, I'm just waiting with my tennis balls. So you're going to fire tennis balls at them? Absolutely, I got my slingshot. That's fair, I mean, because it's not lethal, unless you have a tennis ball machine that you're going to fire tennis balls at them? Absolutely. I got my slingshot. That's fair. I mean, because it's not lethal unless you have a tennis ball machine that you're using. No. Okay.

Just your own arm. My own arm. And you're going to throw them at the people who come to throw eggs at the house? Is that what your plan is? Yeah. Well, first I got to see who it is. Yeah. Well, yeah.

Did you look at our ring light in our ring camera? Did you check? Oh. You have to name- He just went straight for the bivouac plan. Here's what you have to do. You have to name, blame and shame. No, no, no, no.

We don't do that. We don't shame on this podcast, Burt. You know that. You can shame egg people. Oh. Remember the rigid finger of blame? I'm happy to point it at them. Oh boy.

Burt, the Doug's always talking about the rigid finger of blame. I forgot about the rigid finger of blame. I did forget about it too. That's on me. That's on us. Now it's pointing at you. But I'm going to point the finger at you now,

and ask you how things are going with you, because we haven't caught up with you. Everything's okay. You were celebrating the invention of the pill last time. That's right. We had our big. That was exhausting. And you were exhausted.

Because I had to make. Like you literally couldn't even talk. It was very strange. That episode was weird, by the way. I know, and I apologize to the listeners. You got dark. I know I wasn't myself. Your eyes were closed most of the entire hour.

I know, I just couldn't keep them open and I had to make the face of the straw man that we lit on fire. So it's all over? It's all over. Well, how did it go? It went great. People really raved about it.

We got a good review in the paper. I saw that. Mitch McNutt reviewed it. Mitch McNutt reviewed it. Mitch McNutt reviewed it and said, of all the things I've hated seeing, I hated this one the least, which from him is a rave. High praise. It really is. Also, I don't know why he's reviewing it.

Why is he reviewing it? It's not a theater event. Oh, God. It's more of a pagan celebration. Mitch McNutt, of course, my critic, theater nemesis. Oh, I hate him. What a piece of shit. I really despise him. Nothing gets burnt going more than Mitch McNutt. He's just the idea of him, he disgusts me. Yeah.

In his stupid voice. On those turtlenecks. Okay, so people loved it, and you, what was the recovery period for you? What was your highlight? Let's do highlight. Honestly, when it was all completed, I got a second win

like you wouldn't believe. Really? As soon as I put the finishing touches, the last eyelash on the straw man's face. The gigantic straw man that you then everyone burned, right? That's right. Okay. Which seems like a waste.

But I stood back and I looked at it and then I just felt a euphoria. Wow. And not like the TV show. Really? Yes. I'm going to need you to elaborate.

Well I felt like I had glitter on my face. I felt like I'd done a bunch of drugs. Under the worst overhead lighting possible. Yes. I felt like I was very willfully depressing. And did you ride your bike around just looking upwards at the heavens and just like. Yes, and this is what life is all about.

It's about blackmailing your friend's dad and riding your bike around town. That's all it's about, that's what being young is. It's about putting on a play. Yes. Based on the lives of the people. That has a shocking amount of crew support. Absolutely, a huge budget.

When did they rehearse that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the teachers don't question it for a second. I haven't even seen a teacher in that single, in an entire episode. Somehow you keep a tight lid on it so that the people are surprised when they see the show and say, this is about us.

Well, that's great. I think that's wonderful. I will say that there's still a smoke sitting over our city because of that fire. So we don't even know when it's going to go away. The one downside was I did climb into the head of the wicker man right before they lit it on fire. You weren't supposed to call the wicker man. I'm sorry. We don't want to get in trouble. And I did climb into it before they lit it

on fire. Why? Why would you do that? I just, I just- Because you were trying to sleep. This is when you were still in your bad state. No, this was the state of euphoria. What? And I said, I need to be in there and I need to see it.

I need to see the city. I need to see the flames. This is disturbing. And then, you know who got me out of there was Gabby. Well, of course, because she's a smoke jumper. She jumped from a helicopter onto the head. Wow. Climbed in there like she tore the straw apart. Oh that's amazing. And she came in there and said, Berndt what are we going to do with you? Then she scooped me up. She's very strong. Yes, she is. And she picked up, I just let my body go limp. And she, she lifted me out of the hair and then we parachuted. Just true lifestyle. Lifted you back up with the helicopter.

That's right. The straw man was the limo. A little bit of an accent. She said, what are we going to do with you? And then we, we parachuted. Did you say choppa? I tried to, but I couldn't. I was too weak. And then we parachuted out of there and you know, we had a helicopter. So then why did you, why did the helicopter stick around? That's what I meant by true. Because those things are very expensive to rent. I thought maybe she had a buddy that like, you know, she said, she said, she tried to bargain with the guy. And then she eventually just said, just get me there and I'll take care of the rest of it. Wow.

I mean, I have a lot more follow up questions, but we might not have time, but you guys have a very interesting relationship. If she can just do something like that. And the, and the response is just, what am I going to do with you? Like it's an everyday occurrence to rescue you from the maw of a burning straw man. Yeah. I guess we just have a, we just kind of really understand each other. That's that, hey, that's absolutely true.

She's a very chill person, as you know. She is, the last time we hung out, she really harped on me and Doug getting therapy and I didn't really appreciate it. She kind of really dug in on it. I will get why from your perspective, you didn't appreciate that. Okay, thank you for that.

And that's all I'll say. Okay. I don't like that. Okay, thank you for that. And that's all I'll say. Okay. I don't like that. Doug, how long have we been recording? He's gotta get out of the bushes, give him a second. That's true. You gotta give away my position. Oh my gosh.

It's broad daylight, no one's gonna come do it right now, babe. I think people just look for the top. What are you doing exactly? 24. Someone's gonna call the cops on us, that's what's gonna happen. Oh, 24. 24. All right, I think that's the perfect time to take on us. That's what's going to happen. Oh, 24.

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And I told him, I gave him an ultimatum. I said, me or the mug? Well, he left. He left without me or the mug, which wasn't one of the options, but you know what? I still want it gone. Please come get it. And welcome back to the Neighborhood Listen.

And Joan, we have a guest with us. As we do every week, we search the NeighborHap, the social networking application for neighborhoods. And we look for interesting people in our neighborhoods to talk to. Maybe amplify a message, maybe ask some follow-up questions for confusing posts. It's just that simple.

And if you see a post that maybe we've forgotten or overlooked, why don't you screenshot it and send it to us at burtandjohn at gmail.com. And this came from a listener named Matt Moore. Thank you, Matt, for the submission. And this is in the in search of section and someone named Pam writes,

I know this might be controversial. And then a fun little emoji of like the, I think it's like the blushing one, like a smiling and blushing. Oh, let's see. Can I see it? With the little rosy cheeks. Is that where they have rosacea? It's not rosacea, babe.

I never thought of it that way. I think it's just rosacea. And to be honest, I never zoomed in enough to see that. They have rosacea and they're saying, I'm fine. I'm not ashamed. I think we're reading way too much into that emoji. Pam goes on to say, but recently a friend served me pimento cheese dip from a local store slash deli and could not remember where it came from.

Where is the best pre-made pimento cheese to serve with crackers? It had shreds of cheese in it. Not smooth. T-I-A exclamation mark that of course stands for as far as I know, thanks in advance. Here to tell us more about this intriguing post is Pam. Pam, welcome to the Neighborhood Listen. Thank you, thank you so much for having me. Hi Pam.

Well, it's actually Pam. Oh, sorry. It is. Okay. It was Pam, I'm non-binary. Oh, okay. This might be controversial, but I couldn't figure out how to legally change my name.

So I just changed the way people say it. That makes sense. Yeah. Well, having not done it. Oh, go ahead, Burns. Yeah. Well, I was going to ask, you know, you have the little marks that you put over vowels to tell you if they're long or short vowels.

Oh yeah. So palm, would that be? Well, you could just basically- PAME would be like the line. Yeah. Well, all I'm thinking of now is that pomegranate drink, POM. You know? That's P-O-M.

Right. Oh, yes, this is P-A-M. That is P-O-M, like pomegranate. But why could you change it to P-O-M? Well, I would change it to something else if I could figure out how to change it. Oh, you said you had a hard time. Okay, yes, that is my next question. They couldn't figure out how to change it.

They couldn't figure out how to change it. So why is it so hard? I actually have never tried it. Why is it so hard? Well, no one will tell me what store to go to. You mean to change it. They couldn't figure out how to change it. So why, why is it so hard? I actually never tried. Oh, well, no one will tell me what store to go to. You mean to change your name? Yeah. Oh, I'm not sure that it's a store you would go to. I would assume you go downtown. Are you asking people what store do I go to to change my name? Oh yeah. Okay. That might be the problem. Yeah. I think that's a problem. I think definitely you want to go to a store for the permit to put, wow, That's hard to say the pimento cheese. Okay. And do you know which store? Oh, well, um, it had shreds in it. Oh, shreds. Yeah.

It had actual shreds. It wasn't smooth. Oh, right. It wasn't smooth. You were very clear about that. It was not smooth. And that's how you prefer your pimento dip with shreds. Well, this is the first time I ever tried it. Oh, it knocked my socks off. Yeah. My friend did Dean brought it. She did not remember. I love the Dean. Yeah. Well friend, Dedeen brought it. She could not remember. I love Dedeen. Yeah. Well, you know, Dedeen. Well, I just love the name and I feel like I would love Dedeen. Dedeen couldn't narrow down any supermarket or deli or... There was no label of any kind that was on it that would maybe sort of... No, it was, it was just in a little plastic tub. But yeah, exactly. You're familiar. That voice was my husband. He's outside recording. Yeah, exactly. You're familiar. That voice was my husband. He's outside recording. That was Doug.

Thank you Doug. I was searching for the word. So this wasn't like from Trader Joe. Of course we don't have Trader Joe's. We do have Trader Joe and they do have like, you know, the silly Trader Giotto's or Trano Mike's or whatever, you know, specific country. They have a pimento cheese called Holda Pimento and it's just olives. It's just pitted olives. And that is an interesting point you bring up

because there were no olives in this. Okay, good to know. Okay. That will help us narrow it down. Not even chunks of olives, it was just like a flavor. And I don't know what's usually in a pimento spread, but this one was really unique and great. Oh, okay.

It had chunks of shredded cheese, actual chunks. Not smooth. Not smooth. OK, not smooth. And did I mention the cheese? Yes, I think so. Yes, and then the pimentos, which normally you're used to inside of an olive. Yes, I am.

Definitely. No olive inside. No olive, and sorry. Visually or flavor-wise. I'm trying to wrap my head around this dip. Yes pimento or no to pimento being in there? Yes, pimento. Yes, pimento.

But no olives. But pimento whole pimentos or shredded? No, the cheese was shredded. The pimentos. Got it, the pimentos are whole. I think. Do you know what pimento cheese is? The more you guys are saying pimentos,

the more I'm fogging up. Well, now I am. Maybe I am. Fogging up. What are you talking about, baby? Get out from that bush. Well, now I am. Fogging up. What are you talking about? Get out from that bush. It's hot out there. You're in a greenhouse.

There is a heat advisory today. Suffocating yourself. I'm sorry. Maybe I didn't. I'm thinking of the little red pimento. Like I'm thinking of a green olive with a little red thing stuffed in it. Right.

Take that red thing out. Yeah. Take that red thing out. Now put it in a dip. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Just want to make sure that they are not chopped up. Is that mayo? I think so. That's the smooth part, mayo. Are you sure? Is that always? Tom is looking at me with an expression I cannot divine.

The real like, would that be good or bad? That's a huge tip. That's a huge tip. It's a clue. Should I look up what's in it? I think you should. I think it's best. Now, was this, what event was this? Was this a party?

Was this brought to your house? Did you go to Dede's house? Was this a one-on-one with Dede? Yeah, or was this a big potluck situation? No, it was like an intimate, we, Dedeen wanted to teach a group of us how to play Magic the Gathering. Oh, okay.

Yeah. So there were four of us and... group of us how to play Magic the Gathering. Oh, okay. Yeah. So there were four of us and... Four of us, can you say who else was with you? Oh, who else was with us? Yeah. Yes, it was, well, I was one of them. Right, so there's two other people. Tom, Nadine, Curly.

Okay, fun. What's Curly's deal? Well, we're the four non-binary people in town. Oh, you're sure? Only four of you? Wow, I thought we had a little more diversity in that area. You don't remember when we did that? Everyone had to gather in town. It was in person and people just raised their hands. It felt like the Hunger Games. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't care for it.

It was sinister. It was like, what's going to happen now? Why is it sinister? Why are we making people raise their hands? They got to the day, four people raised their hands, and then they just packed up and went home. And that was it. I was like, oh, okay.

I certainly hope you're not feeling isolated in this community because- No, we found each other. Okay, so Tom. He's a Curly. Dedeen, Curly. And Beanie. Beanie! But I would like to know about Curly and Bee. Well, so, Tom, Dedeen, Curly. And Beanie. Beanie!

But I would like to know about Curly and Bee. Well, I'd like to know about all three of them and what they do. How are you all friends? And, Tom, of course we'd like to know all about you as well. Yes, that's true. Of course we do. Well, we're all friends from that town hall

census meeting. We raised our hands. We actually didn't go home, but we did walk away and say, hey, I think we've got something in common. Yeah. Okay. And you know, this might be controversial. Some people think you shouldn't just be friends

based on being non-binary, but honestly, it is a bonding factor. I was gonna say, is it controversial? I just feel like that's sort of, who's bothering to call that controversial? Palm did smile and there was a little color in their cheeks. Oh. Oh yeah. Oh, like that, oh, he's thinking,

because that's the emoji. I think that's what happened with the word controversial. Am I using that word wrong? Sometimes I think maybe. I don't know. Oh, that's what the blushing is about. I can't answer that since I don't know what pimento loaf is.

Not loaf, not loaf, dip. Is there a loaf? Could you look it up please? Is there a loaf? There is a pimento loaf is not loaf not loaf dip I'll do what? Let's see here extra sharp cheddar cheese, okay shreds of it. Freshly grated. Yeah. Freshly grated. Yeah. Shreds. Cream cheese. Uh-huh. Cream cheese. Cream cheese. Wow.

Twist. That's what it is. Pimento peppers. Pimento peppers. Mayonnaise. Oh, it was. You're right, Bryn. Good job. Dukes is traditional, but I also like Sir Kensington's. Sir Kensington's? Oh, I like Sir Kensington's too. I also like Sir Kensington's. Sir Kensington's. Oh, I like Sir Kensington's too.

Listen, let me say, it is what, it's more expensive. This mayonnaise is up its own ass for sure, but it is so good. There is such a specific nice taste to it, but it's at all the sort of like hoity-toity, you know, natural food stores. Joe always rolls her eyes at Sir Kensington when she buys it.

I roll my eyes while eating it. I love it. And I'm also rolling my eyes. My favorite mayo is the egg yolk kid. And then the cowboy mascot on the label. Yes. Just for the mascot, not the flavor. Yeah, it's kind of disgusting, but the mascot is great. He's riddled with bullet holes, though.

For an egg, that's an amazing feat to still be walking around and drilling your six guns. So we also got garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne pepper, jalapeno pepper, ribs and seeds removed. I didn't know jalapenos had ribs. You take the ribs out of the jalapeno peppers. And black pepper to taste and salt. This sounds wrong. Oh, it doesn't sound like what you tasted?

Really? Also, I wasn't sound like what you tasted? Really? Also, I wasn't asking for a recipe. I was asking for a store. Wow. Okay, pump. But I mean, you could just cut out the store and just make what he just said because that might be good, right?

No, I want to buy it. I want to buy this pre-made one. Not everything has to be Teach Amanda Fish. You know what I mean? I understand. We have stores for a reason. I understand. And I didn't, I mean, listen.

We are listening. It was not smooth and I- Oh, okay, that's been established. Oh yeah, we'll get that part. And like, I loved that, you know, and it felt like shreds more than grated. Just felt like subtly different than this. By the way-

I didn't detect any ribs. Yeah, the ribs part threw me for a loop. I don't know that I've ever encountered a smooth pimento cheese. Yeah, I'm not sure either, but I'm now realizing now that I've heard it, I don't really think I've ever had this dip for cheese. Oh, it's very good. Yeah, I don't think I have. Very good.

Yeah, I never had it before. And people, when I ask what store is it from, they keep telling me it sounds like a totally standard pimento cheese spread that I'm describing. Like no matter what one you buy, people think it's gonna taste the same. Yeah, but that's not true. I agree with you. There is an ideal version of anything you have

and I've had it and Dedeen's, I wish Dedeen could remember. I mean, have you been to the Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco? Sure, absolutely. They've got a million chowders in Red Bull. They sure do, they sure do. And you know that there's only one that's maybe gonna be

like, this is what I think this should taste like. And this actually hit all those. No. That's true. Now, let me ask you, because Curly and Beanie were also there, do they have any memory of this cheese? Well, Dedeen bought it. So did everyone take it?

No, I know Dedeen bought it. But so they have not been any help. Curly and beanie. Did they care as much about it as you did? Great question, Joan. Thank you. I was a bigger fan of the pimento cheese. I just thought it was the perfect pairing. Even more so than Dedeen? Oh yeah, what was the pairing? What crackers did you eat it with?

Oh, okay. Did you have the better than buckwheat brand? Oh, wow! I had what? Boy, that's interesting. I don't think I've even than buckwheat. Oh wow. What? Boy that's interesting. I don't think you've even had buckwheat crackers. Oh they have this Zatar olive cracker.

I've had can you believe it. Oh that sounds good. It's very good. I'm so sorry, Pom. What's that thing? I was gonna say I've had, can you believe it's not buckwheat crackers. I've never had better than buckwheat.

We went back to that. That was a close one. Where can you believe it's not buckwheat crackers? I've never had better than buckwheat. We went back to that. That was a close one. Where did you have it, babe? Cause I certainly didn't buy it. Oh, I eat them in the store. Oh, I see. I see. These ones, these ones, these ones are better than buckwheat,

but they are made with buckwheat. It sounds like the ones you had are not buckwheat. You know, what I'm thinking here is he's talking about the samples that he always has. Do you remember the episode we did? I hope so. You're talking about samples, right? Not eating a whole box in the store.

I sure hope not. Because that's bleeped out. Although he has done that before when he circles around. He's gotten into the skies. He's grabbed a kid just to sort of like look like he's a different person to get another sample. They sell cracker singles. It's kind of like the hot chip challenge.

But this one is like- I'm sorry, what It's kind of like the hot chip challenge, but this one is like- I'm sorry, what? How is it like the hot chip challenge? Because you're supposed to- Just that it's a single cracker? No, it's supposed to be- it's so much like buckwheat, but it's not. Okay. Oh, are you talking about- okay, so like I have seen this, they're trying to push Pringle

singles where it's literally just a flat- the can is literally just as the size of one Pringle and you pop it open. It's just one. And they say once you pop, that's it. I don't think it's catching on. So much packaging. It's bigger than the regular tube of Pringles. I will say I do. that is what I do. I am the person who packages the single Pringle. What?

Really? This is a coincidence? So, How long have you been doing that? Well, it hasn't been happening long. It hasn't been that long. It hasn't been happening long. But where you have, you've been doing R and D for a while.

You've been like working on it. How long have you had a prototype going? Right. I pitched this. Wouldn't the prototype be the Pringles can? No, you would think so. But the Pringles can is too big. I had to take a single Pringle and I had to make a prototype of what it would come. It is fun to say single Pringle.

It is fun to say single Pringle. Was this your idea? Did you pitch this? I dreamt it. Oh, that's fun. I had a dream. Yep. I had a dream. Do you program yourself to have these creative dreams? What? Wait, I's fun. I had a dream. Yep. I had a dream. And it was so fresh. Do you program yourself to have these creative dreams? What? Wait.

I missed it. What did they say? I do program myself to have these creative dreams. Wait, but before this. Um, I, uh. Bert, I missed it. I do program myself. Tom suddenly looked at me with such interest.

Oh, that's what happened. I was thrown. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Like, perked up like I've never seen anyone perked up before. Well, I'm glad you asked about programming myself. I've done a lot of programming myself and deprogramming myself. Well, a lot of the world tells you you're supposed to be. You gotta undo all that.

Right, that's true. Tear it down, take it out, just come out. And then I thought, well, I've deprogrammed. Now let's get to some programming. Okay, and what is your job title? Do you work at a place that is like, it's a food company or? It's my garage. Oh, oh.

Yeah, it's my garage. The single Pringle. You've just done this independently. Pringles doesn't know doesn't know I see what I'm doing it. It's sort of only happening. What was other job title? Okay, and you said I work in my garage. Yeah Self-employ. That's right. Self-employed. That's right. That's the official answer. A self-starter.

Yeah. Okay. Did you come up with this idea and then sell it to the stores? Well, they don't know I put them there. Wow. So this makes sense that it's spelled P-R-E-E-N-G-L-E-S on the pan. Pringles. Single pringles.

Single pringles. I also had to spell single that way. C-E-E-N. C-E-E-N. C-E-N-G-L-E. Pringles! Single pringles! I also had to spell single that way. C-E-N. C-E-N. C-E-N-G-L-E. Single pringles. So you sneak in there and you plant them around there. Which is also part of the issue because I've been begging these places to give me a sample

of their pimento cheese spread. I see. Right. You know, I'm already not on great terms. You're probably imagining, I bet you were imagining that like that, your Pringle would make the perfect pairing for, did you eat it with a single Pringle? Did you use one of your single Pringles to try out that? Thank you for asking.

Yes, I did. Great. Well, this makes a lot of sense because this is like the perfect marriage. It was the better than buckwheat crackers and one of my single Pringles. And it was, it was a perfect marriage. It was an inspiration. I beep booped my program. I said, we're going to we're going to get there.

We're going to get up there. I have an idea for a single pimento spread. Oh, well, like just enough for the single Pringle. OK, just a single serving. But I have to find it. And ideally, does it cover the surface of the single pringle? Yeah, that was my question.

Thank you, Joey. Yeah. No. For validating my question. See, you're welcome. No, that's too much. That's too much. Okay, so how much ideally?

Is it a dollop? Yeah, I would say precisely a dollop. Okay. Yeah. Okay, one dollop. Which probably a teaspoon. So you could call them dollop dips. You could call them dollop dips.

You get a single pringle and dollop dips. Oh, that's a great name. You can take them dollar dips. You could call them dollar dips. You get a single pringle and dollar dips. Oh, that's, that's a great, that's a great name. You can take it. That's fine. But here's my question. I think it's fine. No, you can use that. We have no use for it. No use for it whatsoever. But my question is.

You're not gonna come after me? No, not at all. Not at all. Okay. Because I'm not sure it's gonna take off. I mean, I'm not making a lot of money from the single Pringles. Are you making any money? I sneak them into the stores.

It's been a lot harder to figure out. Has anyone bought them? The stores don't sell them. Have you tried to sell them individually to people? Have you sort of done a door to door situation? Yeah, a little stand. When people come over, I offer them one. I've sort of taken the, I hate to

say this might be controversial, but the drug dealer approach. Oh, walk us through that. Oh, I'm getting closer. Okay, good to know. Okay. Drug dealers are controversial. Okay. Wait, let me write that down. Oh, okay. They brought a notebook. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So, you know, I'm giving a free sample to hook my customer. Oh, sure. First one free. Hoping that they demand more. They must just snap. Like if you have a single pringle, I bet in about 10 minutes you just snap psychologically. Oh. Cause you just need, you need another.

Well that, yes that is true. I think it takes a full 10 minutes to, Thank you. For the mind to. Yeah, to fully implode. And that's the idea. And before you know it, you're in a high school play. That's all about the people in the audience.

And you're riding your bike, thinking about life and bribing someone's dad. You're right. This is very controversial. Sorry. I knew that was wrong. Anyways, someone on that show was controversial as well. Well, yeah. I mean, no one knows about it yet in the series, do they? That all went down? Oh, I can't remember.

I just remember the great vibe of the show. It just left me feeling so sunny. So positive. Yeah. Really good about life. And super good about having teenagers. Absolutely. Okay, I have a question.

I wanna like go back, and here's the problem. I have a question. I'm not gonna have all the information that I want to have in this question, but it's to Doug, and it's because we had this episode, if you remember, burnt where he was shopping the entire time in our beloved, that local deli, but I can't remember the name of it, which is weird because I live here. Um, because it's like it had it as a long title. Um,

this might not even be worth it, but it sounds exactly like the kind of deli where you would find this specific. Because it's very- I wish we could remember. I know we can remember. Extremely specific and long name. It has a specifically long name. And we just might have to get back to you on that.

Yeah. But there might be a listener screaming the name. Although probably not. Now, Palm, how did you get into inventing? That's a good question. Oh, that is a really good question. Pom, how did you get into inventing? That's a good question. Oh, that is a really good question. So part of my programming is that I do- This is your new program.

This is my new programming. I do, I use a hypnotherapy app. Oh, great. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I never thought to look for one, but I suppose it makes sense that there would be one out there. Oh, great. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I never thought to look for one, but I suppose it makes sense that there would be one. Oh, sure. It's a lot like, you know, like the, the call maps were like, Liam Neeson is talking you to sleep.

You know, it's like those Michael Fassbender is like talking to you. This is a real thing. Yeah. You didn't know this? No. Yeah. There's celebrities that will just sort of talk to you. They brought a truckload of money to these guys' doors. Yes. Yeah. I have Michael Cain. Oh, now that's nice. I feel like he would keep me awake. He's giving you hypnotherapy, do you think? You're very tired.

Oh, he's more frail than that now, Bert. No, he just doesn't have that much energy. Yes, it's much more like that now. Yes, it is much more like that. I just wanna watch the world burn. That's right. Yeah. He just does that speech over and over again.

He's like, I'm not a joker. And he says love does that speech over and over again. He's like, no love. And he says love a lot. Michael Caine. Michael Caine. Very good. Just say his name. That's the key. Michael Caine.

Michael Caine. Michael Caine. That's how you get the impression. Find yourself somewhere comfortable. And close your eyes. And that's how it starts? Yeah, and that's how it starts. And how long is the, how long will you listen to it?

Focus on your breath and then out. Put your hands on your knees, hold on your lap. Well, I just sort of, I go away. Okay. So, you know, like there's this part where he takes you through the relaxation at the top. You're focusing on your breathing and you know, there's a like relaxing flow that goes over your entire body

into your deep relax. Breathe out, through the nose. It does seem like every time he comes back in, it would take you out of it. Mr. Wayne. Yeah, Mr. Wayne. Would you, do you have to, I know sometimes with hymno therapy, people have a place they go to,

like a happy place or envision someone's in a forest. Or do you have a place where you go to that you envision or is it not like that? It's a void. Oh dear. I mean, I truly disappear. And then hours later when I come back, is it like the void from the old Mac computers? commercials?

I'm not sure. I even remember that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and they were just standing on the white. Yes. Yes. Yes. You ever watch those on YouTube? We should do an Apple commercial compilation. That'd be great.

Are you watching like in chronological order of commercials and you haven't gotten to that yet? We're only on Mikey likes it. So, okay. So you are in that kind of void. Yeah, all I know is I disappear. And that's comforting to you. That's sort of you. I mean, I think it's a deep, relaxed state of a pure place of creativity. I think it's the place maybe we all go when we die.

Oh, wow. Interesting. My cat died. Oh, I'm so sorry. Thank you. What was their name? Their name was, oh, was Pines. Pines. Beautiful name. Which, Peony and Pines. was, uh, beans.

Beanie and beans. Or beans. No, it is. No, I just want to make it clear. The beanies totally different. Peens. RIP. I'm not controversial. Beanie is totally different than beans. Right, beanie is a person. Peens. Peens is a cat. Peens is a cat, R-I-P. Peens, R-I-P. R-I-Peens. Oh, sweet, peens.

Yeah, rest in peens. I do, as I get it. Did you ever get a single preengled beans? Yes. Oh no, that made them cry, I'm so sorry. Well, that is- Oh no, that's not what caused it. Oh no.

Oh, what? Death by preengle. Death by single preeng it. Oh, no. Oh, what? Death by Pringle. Death by Pringle. I know. Why? What was the problem? How did it happen? How did it? This palm is very upset.

I know. I guess I shouldn't. Peens choked on the Pringle. They're very jagged, I guess. Oh, wait. They're chips. For a cat. And it turns out cats aren't supposed to eat chips.

It tore her up from the inside. Oh, no. The whole thing. Oh, no. I guess. Oh wait. There's chips. For a cat. And it turns out cats aren't supposed to eat chips and tore her up from the inside. Oh no. The whole way down. Wait, can I just ask,

where are you acquiring the single Pringle? Are you home making it or are you just grabbing a regular Pringle or did you make your own? Oh yeah, do you buy a tube of Pringles and then you just mark up as crazy? Crazy. You take it up one at a time. Crazy. I buy the Pringles and then you just mark up as crazy. You take it out one at a time.

I buy the Pringles at Costco and I do take them out. One at a time. One at a time. So it was a regular Pringle. Well, I packaged them. For a cat that's like eating a broken glass. I guess a broken glass. That's what the vet said.

A single broken glass. They said, did she swallow glass? And I was like, no. Oh my Lord. I didn't realize Pringles were so diabolical in that way. They said, did she swallow glass? And I was like, no. I didn't realize Pringles were so diabolical in that way. No, it slashed her. Oh, it slashed her. So there was multiple stab wounds throughout the inside

of her body. This is traumatic. I'm so sorry you went through this. She was my soulmate. I never would have done it if I didn't. I never would have given her the Pringle. I just wanted to show my most beloved life partner this delicious crisper prie.

It's so innocent. It almost sounds like a curse to have a soulmate that you will definitely outlive by many, many years. Oh yes, that's always. But you know, you really never know. You never know. You never know. But you know, Doug and Joan have a dog, Eskra, I really never know. You never know. You never know. I mean, but you know, Doug and Joan have a dog,

Eskra, I'm sure you can smell him from here. And he's got to be in his mid sixties. You just move it up. It was thirties a couple weeks ago, then it was fifties. Now it's sixties. It's getting ridiculous now, but he is not in his sixties. I know he's not. But, but he and Michael Cain are very similar.

He is taking on a lot of, he really does sort of, he moves a lot slower. He's starting to look like an old very similar. He is taking on a lot of, he really does sort of, he moves a lot slower. He's starting to look like an old English gentleman. He really is. Could I borrow him? I mean, you could try, but I don't know that he could make the journey. I don't know.

He doesn't like being in cars. He doesn't go on walks anymore. We've established he has three big legs plus a big tail. It's really hard. He mostly just rests now. I'd love to go to him and meet him sometime. Oh, you absolutely can. He's just around the corner. So I'm really sorry about that. Yeah, Pins was really sad. And I know you made it sound like, oh, I just buy Pringles,

but like, that's not the point. Oh, I didn't mean to make it sound like anything. I'm sorry. I don't think anyone made it sound like that. Because my invention is all about each Pringle being so fresh on its own. Of course. And when you talk about the invention, what invention is it you're exactly saying?

Is the can, is the candy invention? Yes. Because I know it's not the Pringle. Well, you know, okay, in a regular Pringle tin, some of us don't like to eat a ton of Pringles at a time. So you open it, you eat a couple of Pringles, and then I don't like to eat a ton of Pringles at a time, so you open it, you eat a couple of Pringles, and then I don't know if you know this about air, but it does bad things to your food.

So, you know, it's just the more air, the more it's going stale, it's going bad, but the time you get to the bottom of that Pringle, thank you. That's why the last few Pringles are always disgusting. That's right. But every single Pringle is a fresh Pringle. A fresh one.

Outstanding a fresh one. Ha ha ha ha. Outstanding fresh one. We got it in under the wire. I think that's my commercial. Have you seen it? No. Oh, I put it up myself on-

Oh, is it on YouTube? It's on YouTube. Oh, we'll take it forever to get to it. I don't have followers. None. Zero. Wait, you don't have one at home? I have zero followers.

I did ask my NB crew and they said- They wouldn't follow. They felt weird about it. Well, no, that doesn't seem right. They felt weird about it. Well, what's the name of the channel if you'd like to broadcast it here? Oh, absolutely.

Oh, I would love to. Yes. They felt weird about it. Well, what's the name of the channel if you'd like to broadcast it here? Oh, I would love to. It's Single Pringles for Pines. So it's Single Pringles UH4, the number four Pines. Single Pringles, where's the H? Oh, UH4 Pines. They said the name was confusing and too long. Oh, I've seen long.

It sounded like I sounded it out. They said, they said it sounded like I sounded it out and then just committed to it. They were like, you know, you can change it. Oh, it's so hard to get a new address. And you know, you have to do that with all the passwords nowadays. You're basically just writing gibberish.

Microsoft Word, why won't you remember me? I just put on the microphone and I just screamed gibberish and it accepts it finally. That's the only way to get an accepted password that you somehow haven't already used. And there's no smug about it. You know what I don't like? It's already in you.

It's already in you. It's definitely the only way. I don't like when they say you can't use the at symbol. It's one of my favorites to put it on a line of gibberish. Yeah, that's not fair. So why can't I use that? I don't know. I can use the ampersand but not the at symbol. It's one of my favorites to put it on a line of gibberish. So why can't I use that? I don't know. I can use the ampersand but not the at symbol. Yeah, since when? Since when? I don't want you to feel any shame, Pom, about that address. And now we've got it out into the

world and people might listen to it. So you've got to put up that commercial. I do want to ask. It is up. Oh, it is up. That's right. Zero views. It's a mirror. Is it the single and Pringle standard spelling or is it the double E's? It's C-E-E-N. C! Yeah, you didn't get that. I missed the C! Oh yeah, it's been C the whole time.

C-E-E-N. C-E-E-N. Freeze? No, no. C-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-R-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-R-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-R-E-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-R-E-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-R-E-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-R-E-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-R-E-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-R-E-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-R-E-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-N-G-L-E-P-E-N-G-L-E-P-R-E-E-N-G-L-E-U-H number four. Wait, yeah, number four. P-E-E-N-S. Oh, it's S. Okay, good. And, you know, I think you can also now realize

that Pines is in the name a little bit. Of course. Is that why you did it? Wow. Yeah. Did you do that after Pringle said no. Oh, but now it has a double meaning. But now, yes. A special hidden meaning. Is there any disclaimer like do not feed to cats? Oh, there probably should be. I know, because I oh, no, the title says four peens,

like it's for your cat. No! Well, I don't think they're, I will say, they're not going to intuit that peens is a cat. If anything, this might be controversial. Getting there. Is this controversial? That peens might not be a cat?

You think so, is see four peens and not know that it's my cat? I do, I'm not sure that that's controversial, but it's definitely not gonna be clear. Is your cat famous in any way? No. Yeah, then yeah, they're not gonna make that association. No, I don't think they're gonna know.

They're not gonna make that association. Oh no. I think what they're gonna say is, there was probably so many single Pingals of four addresses that began that way, and then had some things already so close to Peens that they'll just assume you had to switch it, you know? That's what happens. I think they're gonna think it's for penises. That is also true though, many people. Why? That's honestly why I'm surprised. Why would they think that?

Because that's kind of what people call penis sometimes, a peen. Who calls it that? My twins for one. Doug? Are you telling me I named my cat after penises? Oh, did you not even, you never knew that that was something that people call? You named your cat after penises. Yes. Berndt is giving it to you. Inadvertently. I didn't because I didn't know.

You didn't know it's honest. Everyone I told my cat's name to thought I named it. They probably made the connection. Yeah. I mean, I thought it. I thought it immediately. What do you think, everyone thinks I'm some sicko? Well, you know what's interesting? No, what's interesting is the fact that Pines is on there,

I'm surprised he didn't get at least one view. That's true. There's gotta be people searching for Pines on YouTube. You think people search for- A single Pien. Number four Pienes, they're just looking for sicko penises. Someone're just looking for four peens, penises. I don't know. I think putting, I think putting the word sicko with this.

And again, that's not, it's not, you're not a sicko. There's nothing wrong with looking for peens. Nothing wrong with looking for peens. I just feel so bad. I named my beautiful cat after penises inadvertently. And then I murdered her with my chimp. I think that you are indicting yourself and you don't need to murdered her with my ship. I think that you are indicting yourself

and you don't need to, that was an accident. At most it was cat slaughter. It was involuntary cat slaughter. Oh, I couldn't get it out fast enough. I threw it involuntary. It's better, actually. Thank you. It's honestly better.

We did it together. It's more clear. It was a collab. Okay, sorry, Pom. This is really hitting you hard. I know it's a lot, it's a collab. Okay, sorry, Pom. This is really hitting you hard. I know it's a lot. It's a lot. I'm still in the grief period too.

I'm so sorry. The one thing we could do, it almost feels like, do you think, it almost feels like if you could just find the store, it would be healing. It would maybe close this chapter. I would love it. I would love to just taste it. Babe, you have it? I remembered.

Oh, you remembered. You remembered the store? Of course. Because I think this is it taste it. Babe, you have it? I remembered. Oh, you remembered. You remembered the stores? Of course. Because I think this is it, Pom. DF Delicacies and Dramamine. That's right. DF Delicacies and Dramamine.

Yes, they sell every day. Have you tried that yet? And not Dramamine, Dramamine. Dramamine. Are you involved? I am. I know you're... I petition to have it drama italicized

with a little comedy and tragedy masks. And they're wearing hats. And the masks are wearing hats. Yes. The masks are wearing hats. It's very overpriced and they're proud of that. And they have so many dips. They have an entire, they have a room of dips. You walk into it. It's like a beer room, but it's a dip room. Yes. Do they let you try? They call it the deporium. They call it the deporium. They have a bouncer. There's a bouncer. Yeah. It's easy to get thrown out. I've been on there sometimes and they said, no, too many guys in here already. Oh, it's yeah. Just like a club. They don't want that many men. Oh, well. They get so close to the cheese and they start just, you know, talking to

it and it's very creepy. That is your I think that's your answer. Do they let you try? That was so good. Do we think what do they let you try the dips at the top oriam? There are no dip samples. But I think what you just need to look at is just what the label is going to be. They're doing that thing with their eyes again.

I mean, it's not like pimento cheese is prohibitively expensive. No, it's not. Did I tell you? You asked me what I do for a living. Oh yes, and your garage work. You could at least ask Dedeen, is this where you got the pimento cheese? That is a great start, Bert. That's a great place to start.

You're welcome. Dedeen has gotten really upset about how many times I've asked about. Oh, how many times have you asked? Oh. I'm a little embarrassed to say. I would say, I would say you almost disappeared into that void, the look on your face.

Well, every time I come out of the void, the first thing I do is call Dedeen. Oh no. And I ask about. That doesn't seem like a reprogramming at all. No, it's just programming. It's. Oh, no. Ask about it. Doesn't seem like a reprogramming at all. No, it's just programming. It's not. It's just programming.

I got it. It's just programming. OK, yeah, I go into the void thinking about peens. Oh, to be clear, to be clear, everybody. And now that you know, let's always make sure we clarify. It's about your cat, about my cat. What a statement. always make sure we clarify. It's about your cat. About my cat. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehe he's always thinking about your cat because the programming just doesn't work that way. You know, you're truly gone. But I like to think I was. How does Michael Caine take you out of the, you know, how does it end? What does he say? Okay.

So he doesn't, I think he does try. Oh, he falls asleep in the early times, but I leave. I just leave. I just leave. No, it's me. I leave. Oh, you do the leaving. Okay.

I pass out. The first time I did it, I did stay through it. I didn't go away as much. It took a few times for me to like disappear. I passed out. The first time I did it, I did stay through it. I didn't go away as much. It took a few times for me to like disappear. And those times he's describing things, you know, there's always a like, Oh, it's as if you're in a dream, you know, like that leads to there's like, precise wording that leads you right into visualization and things like that. And then he counts you out. But I don't, I'm gone before that. You're gone. You're already in the voice.

In the visualization, I disappear. And I don't remember if I see peens, but I really hope I did. And I come out of it with being very relaxed with some ideas. You know what? I harassed my friend, Dedeen. Okay. But you don't have to do it this time when you're going to pick with some ideas. I harassed my friend, Dedeen. Okay, but you don't have to do it this time when you're going to pick up the phone. I want you to ask Dedeen, is it at, sorry babe,

can you give us the title again? D.F. Delicacies and Dramamine. D.F. Delicacies and Dramamine. And dramamine. And dram and dramamine. With the comedy, with the happy face outfit. That's right. The comedy, tragedy face.

And you know what? And then if you get it, and then I think that maybe if you can find that and maybe prove it's the perfect pairing for your single Pringles, then just justice for peens, make sure you put a warning on the label. You know that justice for peens. Hashtag justice for peens and people will know what that means. 100%. That hashtag is going to take off for sure.

They definitely will, that'll take off. Yeah, justice for peens. Hashtag justice for peens. I hope you know what that means. Ooh, and a little rhyme. What about that? Well, it's long. The store name's very long.

I was inspired. The store name is very long. I did. That's the one thing I remember, that it was long. So a single Pringle, a dollop, a dip. A dollop, a dip, and Justice for Peans. Don't forget some Dramamine too. It's delicious there. Delicious. Oh, it's a flavor. It actually is very tasty. They have a Dramamine dip. Oh, it's a Dramamine too. It's delicious there. Delicious. Oh, it's a flavor. Just don't drive after it. Yeah.

It actually is very tasty. They have a Dramamine dip. Oh, it's a Dramamine dip. I mean, it comes in all forms. And it does deal with motion sickness and it's a little dramatic. And it's delicious. And it's delicious. Okay.

We wish you the best of luck, Pom. Oh, thank you. Pom, I hope that this is the store. I bet that it is. I know. You know, I love it when we have what feels like a solution in an episode. Absolutely. TIA. I just want to say TIA.

Does that mean thanks in advance? Oh no. What does it mean? What does it mean? I'm sorry. Is that what it means to people? Thanks in advance? Oh no.

Yeah. What does it mean to you? Oh, it means turkeys and apples. Turkeys in apples. Yeah. And what does that mean? Oh, have you ever had a turkey and an apple? Oh, my God. It's one of the most delicious things. Is this another one of your? Yes. It's one of the most delicious. It is. My first question is how? Is that like a protein style turkey sandwich? Yeah, animal style. Yeah, people are familiar with like collard green wraps or lettuce wraps.

I have to point out that you did say a turkey and not like a slice of turkey. Yeah. My question is how? My first question is how? A whole turkey and an apple? Yes. Well, you got to get a smaller than average turkey and a bigger than average apple. So a turkey embryo. just called an a perky.

That's a great name. That is a great name. I'm just calling it a turkey and an apple for short. And you get signed off to let people know like I'm looking for something as delicious to the commercial. Michael Caine. I love this is Michael Caine. Wait, do you know Michael Caine? Get yourself a perky. Have you ever had a turkey and an apple? TIA.

This is so much, this is not Leonie's. This is, that's Leonie's. Wait, what? Have you ever had a turkey and an apple? No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. my goodness. All right. Well, well, Paul. This has been such a, it's been so nice to meet you. You are delightful. I wish you healing. Okay. Thank you. And you know, I don't only hang out with non-binary people, so I hope we can be friends. Absolutely. I just said it was the crew.

Yes. Yes. Of course. I would love to offer you all a single Pringle and hopefully a dollop of dip and a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little non-binary people, so I hope we can be friends. I just said it was the crew, you know. And I would love to offer y'all a single Pringle and hopefully a dollar dip and a TIA. Fingers crossed.

And a TIA as well. And a TIA. Well, I'm happy to take you up on that offer and thank you so much, Palm visiting the Neighborhood List. Yes, and thank you, Fern. You got me. That's good, sorry. You got me.

We'll be back with the Neighborhood List when the Neighborhood List returns. Hey, what's up? This is Elizabeth. I'm offering this for free as a large glass tabletop. Period. It's a rectangular glass tabletop. It's 84 inches by 43 inches by 3 quarters inches. Beveled edges. Excellent condition. Very heavy. It was given to me several years ago but never used. Why? Because I didn't have anything to put it on. You can't just give somebody It was given to me several years ago but never used. Why?

Because I didn't have anything to put it on. You can't just give somebody a gigantically heavy glass tabletop out of nowhere. Why would I have just the bottom of a table laying around? You gave me half a table and you gave me the worst half. Because a glass tabletop, is there anything worse on earth something you have to constantly worry about You ever spill coffee on one of those things just runs all over the place At least it's on a coffee table bang your shins on that Thank God

Anyway, it was given to me by a relative that I despise and who thankfully is dead. So, it's yours for free and I know I just talked a big deal about, you know, I don't have a table bottom just lying around and now I'm expecting you to, but hey, there's a lot of weirdos out there there's a lid for every pot as they say and maybe there's a heavy glass stupid tabletop for some weirdo who's got just a four legs I know I'm not selling this thing well I shouldn't call you weirdos but honest to God. Well, Uncle Doug, I hope you're enjoying the view in hell. Welcome back to the neighborhood, listen. I put my microphone down for a minute.

I'm sorry. Well, I won't do that again. That's quite all right. I like to hold it. See everybody else uses just a stand. I use a microphone stand, yes. Yeah, I like to hold it. Cause again, it just makes me feel more like

I'm in a cabaret. Oh, okay. I just like being in charge, you know, in terms of the microphone. Oh, you feel it's in a stand. I like that I move and it moves with me. You're giving up agency. Yes, I'm shackled to the microphone if I'm sitting at the stand, but this way I can just move around freely.

For those who can't see, all I'm doing is just moving my shoulders back and forth barely. But you do sometimes when we're recording, you do get up and walk around. I do like to sometimes. Yes, I do. I like to keep it moving. I like to keep it fresh. Keep it loose. And I have kind of a Bob Dylan harmonica thing for my mic. I call that the night brace. Oh yeah. Kind of like this braces. Those are hard to pull off. Kind of like those braces. Yes. That's exactly what I meant. You nailed it. This is kind of like it. Well, I hope that Palm... Sweet Palm, what was that babe? What was that? What was that? Was that you trying to launch a tennis ball? Are you in the shrubs?

My arm fell asleep and I had to roll. I had to do a barrel roll. So what was that sound? That was the sound of the barrel roll? Your body sounds like a fan bag. What are you doing? Why are you just rolling around? It sounds like you're rolling down a hill.

I wanted to show it to you again. To show it to us? We can't see you. Well, I guess we look out the down a hill. I wanted to show it to you again. To show it to us. We can't see you. Well, I guess we look out the window from here. I guess. I can sort of, wait, I'm, Doug, I'm waving. I see a dirt cloud.

I'm waving, do you see me? Oh, she's waving. Okay, stop rolling around. I did see the shaking of the bushes. Well, I had to roll out to see you. All right. Can you see us? I can see you.

Okay. Oh my gosh. Don't give away my location. There's still a lot of dirt in the driveway because he's still doing that parking lot. That's only going to have three spaces that he wants to do. I thought you abandoned the parking lot. Nope. Nope. Nope. I don't abandon. I don't abandon. All right. Why the last post? Yes, we have time for one more post.

This is from Lily. Lily. And this says, Can anyone give me movie ideas for seniors at my work? They have movie night every night, but they like classic good movies. Please share your ideas. Thanks. I think that we got this because people think we're a movie podcast. Oh no, that could be true. We're not a movie podcast. But this kind of, I don't know, it kind of is weird to me that this would have to be

opposed because I don't know, you can just look up old movies. I mean, there's Turner classic movies there there's no dearth of ways to find out and access no classic movies. If you have if you have an idea of these people's age range yes you can say what are the classic movies of that era yes and you will get a list for sure. But this is weird because you know as we approach I keep getting realizing every ten years I'm gonna become the senior you know so like what so every ten years to me I I'm thinking, oh, that's my, my grandmother who's going to want to see, you know, Casablanca, but that's not

what the seniors of today classic movies for the seniors now. Let's see if they're like in their seventies. The Poseidon adventure. Reynolds was there, Cary Grant. That's right. That's right. And it's sad to call cannonball. Well, that's song by the Plixies. You combine all the words.

I just add letters. Cannonball. Cannonball is a classic in its own way, but to call it a classic because it's old, that's hard to hear. You know what I mean? It's really hard to hear. Then it gets into classic rock. Oh, sure. Which is just because it's old. Maroon 5.

Yeah, exactly. Jamiroquai. That one song by Got Ya. Got Ya. Got ya? Got ya. Got ya. Got ya. Got ya.

Got ya. Got ya. Got ya. Got ya. Got ya. Jamira. That one song by gotcha. Yeah, gotcha. So I don't know. I mean, if we could give some. So, yeah, I think you're right. Cannonball run is a great or just cannonball, which was a little known prequel. Show them cannonball run. Show them cannonball run. They will be happy. The men will be happy to see Sally Field change in the car and

the women will be happy to see Bert run. They're going to love to see Dom DeLauise being slapped. Everyone's going to love that. Yes. You watch the bloopers, these bleeds, these bleeds right here. There are a surprising amount of bloopers out there. Oh, we could do a compilation of that. Of what? Of bloopers? Yeah, of all the bloopers. Of Cannibal Run. Oh. And there was a Cannibal Run too, right? I think Cannibal Run took care of that for you.

Oh, you mean you could watch them? Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yes, of course. That's what I'm saying. I thought you meant you would compile them. Help me remember because I always get confused. There was Smokey. Smokey and the Bandit.

And the Bandit. I was gonna say Smokey Joe's, but that's a musical. Smokey and the Bandit. And the Bandit. I was gonna say Smokey Joe's, but that's a musical. It's also a bar in a town that I know. Oh, it is? Oh, great. College bar.

That came first, they are connected, right? It's the same characters, right? No, as Cannonball Run? Sometimes I think of that. No, no, no. Smokey and the Bandit, I'm gonna say Cannonball Run makes Smokey and the Bandit, I'm going to say Cannonball Run makes Smoky and the Bandit look like Citizen King. Now that's controversial.

If you thought Cannonball Run was a little frivolous and you wanted a little more meat. And which one came first? Smoky and the Bandit was first. Okay, I just for whatever reason get those confused. There was Smoky and the Bandit, Smoky and the Bandit 2, and then Smoky and the Bandit 3. Smoky is the Bandit 2 and then Smokey and the Bandit 3, Smokey is the Bandit. But Smokey and the Bandit is the one with the, he has the buddy with the truck and the dog.

That's correct, right? Or is it Cannibal Run? I think it's Cannibal Run. I think Cannibal Run has a dog. Again, this is not a movie podcast. I'm really sorry for this. I think, ah, now you got me. You know, the guy in the semi with the dog.

Yes, Jerry Reed. Oh, there you go. Good job. Is his friend. Okay. Doug, you're, can you go. Good job. Is his friend. OK. Doug, you're you're can you see the can you just go outside and someone's at the door. So you're going to have to roll over there. They don't have eggs, do they? No, they don't have eggs.

They're delivering food. Go find out. Wouldn't that be terrible if they dressed up as that's and then we ended up telling him he could trust that person I got egged. I do feel good. It looks like it looks like I can see in the camera It looks like it was food. Well, I got food covered in eggs Look at him out there Doug is covered with eggs We're able to fire off any tennis ball. I'm so sorry.

All right. So much more to say about, so much more to say about Cannonball Rod. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of which, if you would like to hear ad free episodes and access, get access to our bonus room episodes, then go to CBB world.com and sign up on the Maximus tier and you'll get all that stuff. We still don't know what CBB stands for. Um, I don't know if they stayed on the website. It's so weird. Uh, it's blocked for me. Very strange. Uh, we'll, and if you'd like to follow us on the socials, we're the neighborhood listen on Instagram. And you can see the, I always forget to tell people this, but you can see the actual posts.

We put them up there every week. That's how it works. Yeah. And we'll be back next week with another. What's the nubba. With the nubba. I can't do it. I can't do it.

Joan, you're going to have to do it. Sounds like the voice. Oh, we'll be back with another episode of the Neighborhood Listen. Until then, goodbye. And bye. All of the posts used in this episode were real. Only some geographical specifics have been changed.

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