The Nick DiPaolo Show - 106 - Lib Media Exposed, Tarantino, Royals

Episode Date: November 2, 2015

Lib Media Exposed, Tarantino, Royals

You're listening to Nick DiPaolo on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com. Hey, hey, how are you kids? What's going on? Another Monday, November. October, the best month of the year. It goes by like a week, doesn't it? Yes, it sure do. It sure do. And what makes it a great month? Oh, moments like this. The one-two again. Inside corner! The Royals! 2015 World Champions! and 15 world champions. Kudos, KC, huh?

You Met fans, I don't know what to say, but I knew it was coming. Let's be honest. I mean, clearly the better team by a country mile. The Mets just, they gotta be honest with you. Looking back on it, they melted under the spotlight. I mean the defense was horrendous. It was like a little league team out there.

Murphy blowing that easy ground ball and Cespedes mistaken a baseball for a soccer ball. How many times did he kick the ball around in the outfield? Just horrendous play.id wright made a throw an hour then duda throwing home what the fuck was that look like my niece holy moly just uh they just folded under the pressure and that's what it looked like

casey just a better team head to toe i mean on, two years in a row in the World Series. Outstanding, scary bullpen the Royals have. And everybody, one to nine, from one to nine in that batting order, can hit the shit out of the ball. They didn't care how hard the Mets pitches were throwing. And I love that aggressive swinging at the first pitch. I wish my socks would uh adapt to that that's what happens though baseball is like everything else it goes in cycles you'll see teams

you know the last 10 years it's been you know take as many pitches as you can work the count but the royals blew a hole in that didn't they everybody can hit great defense and uh like i said their starters came through and their bullpen is just frightening and the and the and the mets just i mean murphy undid all his heroics from going from mvp of the nlcs to to really a kind of a goat didn't hit maybe made some big defensive mistakes and uh i was happy for the royal i was you know i was conflicted i was you know come on i live in new york and uh like i said i lived in queens became kind of a closet mets fan and they have been snake bitten but after what they did to my socks in 86

who gives a shit so uh clearly clearly uhC, the better team, clearly. But, Mets, I think you've got a bright future, man. You've got all these young, great pitchers, and that kid Conforto can hit the shit out of the ball. I wonder what happens to a guy like Murphy. I mean, after the National League Championship Series, you're like, this guy's going to write his own ticket. I think he's a free agent, but I don't know. I don't want guys who melt under the lights.

And that's what I saw from him and a few other guys. David Wright, you know, playing in pain with a bad back. He, you know, he's much better offensively when he's in the groove and played the whole season, had a big home run. And, but Jesus, that lineup, that KC lineup from beginning to end, that Escobar, love the way that guy swings at the first pitch. And Matt Harvey, last night Matt Harvey was outstanding, but he insisted, strong-headedly insisted, Terry Collins was going to replace him, it looks like, but no, he insisted on going out there for the ninth.

Can't blame him. They didn't lay a finger on him, but walks the first guy, I think. Next guy doubles, but then you know. You're like, oh, boy, here they come. As soon as they get Harvey out of there, here they come, and they steal bases, And was it Hosmer? Who scored on third from third base? I think it was Hosmer.

That unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable play. A good throw by Duda would have had him at the plate. It was a ground ball to right. He took a couple of crow steps. Hosmer just took a couple of crow steps with him as soon as he released it. He headed for home. He would have been out by, you know, easy if the throw was towards the plate, towards the third baseline. But Duda just threw it away. That's what I'm talking about. That's El Choco, folks. El fucking Choco. But they're going to be happy for the Royals. I mean, 1985 was the last time.

Again, not if you're a Mets fan, but I'm just saying if you're a baseball fan. I had no dog in the fight, so I didn't care who won. And I just love playoff baseball. It's what makes October so great. And I kind of wanted the series. I wanted the Mets to extend it just because it's just great, great drama. And the Royals, huh? Man, they're bringing these relief pitches. They all throw 98, 99. But it's amazing how the Royals' offense can hit that type of heat. They were just, and like I said, defensively, they were just outstanding.

That Zobris, man, I'd like to get my hands on that guy. Not in a sexual way. I don't do that anymore um I only fuck guys in triple-a um what what the hell what kind of talk was that oh stop with that bullshit but Zobris and Gordon that guy, who they say is a free agent, and Joel Sherman mentioned the Red Sox kind of chase him, and you're like, why would they do that? The Sox have 11 outfielders, but they'd use them, you know, they'd get him and use maybe Jackie Bradley, one of those. We have a ton of young outfielders who haven't really quite proved themselves,

but they could be potential superstars, so we'd use them to get some pitching. You know? We'll see. That was Joel. I think Joel Sherman said that. Anyways, but KC, just clearly, clearly the better team. They came back against Toronto. That's the other thing. Doesn't matter how many runs they're down.

And anyways, sorry Mets fans, but you know what? Like like I said I think the future is bright for you guys you've had enough lean years but uh F yous all go Red Sox is what I say I can't wait for Huttstove the winter is just as exciting when you're in a bit when you're in a you know a big baseball market whether it's LA New York Chicago Boston Chicago, Boston, St. Louis, the off season is just as exciting because you have that kind of money to make those moves. And, you know, especially since you came in last twice, Red Sox. Anyways, so that was pretty amazing. And

I don't know why I'm opening with sports, but let's get it out of the way. Did you guys see the end of the Miami Duke football game? Holy Christ. You remember back in the day, was it Stanford? Remember when the band was on the field on the final kickoff? And it was Stanford and, I don't know, Washington. It doesn't matter. You remember the miracle play. The band was on the field, and they kept lateraling the ball

and ended up scoring, and the band member got run over in the end zone i think it was a stanford game doesn't really matter but it was world famous you can look it up on the internet well anyway something happened similar this weekend uh miami duke game duke was up by three points they kick off the end of the game miami does one of those eight laterals eight laterals They kept throwing them back. You can't lateral forward, by the way. And ended up scoring on a play that lasted forever. Again, very similar to the other miracle play.

And turns out, though, turns out the referees blew like four calls on that final play, even though Miami was awarded the win. ACC suspends officials from the Miami Duke game. The touchdown should not have counted. That's the headlines today. ACC is not overturning the result of the game, but the league has suspended both the on-field officiating crew and the two replay booth officials for two games.

Too bad government didn't work like that, huh? Anytime one of these idiots fucked up, you know who I'm talking about. The ACC determined that a Miami player's knee was down before releasing one of the eight laterals that allowed the play to happen. It was apparent both on video and in still pictures. That would have ended the game right there. It was called probably. The ACC also said the official should have called an illegal block during the, what else, block on the back, during the return at the Miami 16-yard line, which would have given the Hurricanes an untimed down at their own eight-yard line. And then the ACC also said Miami should have been penalized for a player leaving the bench

and entering the field of play during a return. Jesus Christ, what were the refs doing? Fucking smoking weed on the sideline? Where were they? The league said the flag for a block in the back that was picked up initially negating Miami's touchdown before officials conferred was called correctly, but the referees didn't properly communicate why the decision was made.

So, yeah. So the crew members, I won't mention their names, but they've all been suspended. Despite the acknowledgement that mistakes were made, the loss will stand for Duke. Isn't that silly? Then why have replay and all that shit? We have proof that you guys really

won, but fuck it. We don't have a process that can overturn it. Yeah. Despite the acknowledgement mistakes made, the loss is going to stand for Duke. And, uh, which is kind of silly when you think about it, isn't it? With all the replay reviews and shit, which by the way, I'll say it one more time. I used to be for that type of stuff. I was for replay because I used to see teams losing on plays that they shouldn't have. But you know what? I was wrong.

The big fear was, well, if you bring replay into it, whether it's any sport, you're going to slow down the telecast, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, oh, come on. How long does it take to look at a replay? But sure enough, like any meddling bureaucracy, they can't fucking do that right either. College football, every three minutes is a review. Pro football, they review everything. A guy runs into the end zone untouched. All touchdowns are reviewed. Even then, yes. It's like when you go to a liquor store. Now, I'm 53 years old, and I get an 18-year-old kid going, I got to see your id why because we

have to id everybody not an ounce of fucking common sense uh just silly get rid of all replay i'd rather watch team lose um because of human error than have to take five and a half hours to watch a nfl game or college or baseball whatever get rid of it all Get rid of it all. Get rid of it all. That's what I say. I'm in a hurry. I got shit to do. I got to drive to Timonium, Maryland this Thursday to do my goobies. That's right.

Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Come see me. It's right outside of Baltimore. Great club, by the way. Done it many times. Will this part of my life ever stop? I don't think so. I'll be 106 telling fucking dick jokes to bachelorette parties but that's what i signed up for my fucking sister's tits i did coke anyways

what the hell else uh some unbelievable games did you see uh who else what happened there was another game was it michigan last play of the game. Who was Michigan playing? I should do my research. Oh, I don't know. Came down to the final play. I don't know. It was a bunch of good. Good thing I don't know sports for a living.

Who the hell did Michigan play? Who was it? Let me think for a second. It was unbelievable. Came down to last play. They tried to quarterback sneak. Didn't get in. Temple Notre Dame, that was another doozy.

Another close one. That's all I can remember, folks. It's hard on two-minute sleep. Let's get to the debate. I got a lot of shit to get to. The debates. anybody see that travesty on cnbc i'm sure if you're into politics you've heard or talked about it but i do this show so you people who have a living and work and you have busy lives i can you know kind of recap what you missed but it was beautiful it was on cnbc all you're gonna hear is nbc those letters

in a network's uh name and you know it's just a liberal bias fuck and that turned out just what it just turned out just what it was the moderators were so biased and left-leaning and stupid and unprepared but it was beautiful because guys like ted cruz and rubio and chris christie everybody up there actually it seemed uh called them out and exposed them for the left-leaning fucking hacks that they are and it was just beautiful the whole nation to see because you got to remember you get trump involved that means the ratings are through the roof a lot of a lot of nimwits into politics might even tune in to see trump so again cnbc got their high ratings but they were also exposed for

the left-leaning fucking hacks it's no news to people who follow politics but it was beautiful to see them called on it in front of a national tv audience it was just friggin beautiful here's a let me let me start with the moderators. Just listen to some of the questions. The first one they open with is, what's your weakness? In other words, they might as well have said, why are you inferior to the Democrats? Two candidates. Tell us why you suck and you could never run the country.

They tipped their hand just for the opening question, asking them to say, what's your weakness? Luckily, they didn't fall for that trap. But listen to some of the questions from the jerk-off moderators at CNBC. Is this a comic book version of a presidential campaign? The Sun-Sentinel says Rubio should resign, not rip us off, when they say you act like you hate your job. Do you? Do you hate your job?

You've had issues. You have a lack of bookkeeping skills. Is that why you're having a difficult time in this room? Does that not speak to your vetting process or judgment in any way? That's what I would have replied. That's what I would have opened with. Did you hear those questions? Not even hiding.

Not even trying to pretend to be unbiased. Oh, my goodness. Gracious Heloise. And then my boy, Teddy Cruz, he took a play out of Newt Gingrich's. Remember Newt Gingrich, I think, when he was running, was it Obama's second term? I don't know. But remember Newt called, he said he was appalled at the first question during the debates. Anyways, Ted Cruz kind of was the first one to call these jagoffs on their media bias.

The questions that have been asked so far in this debate illustrate why the American people don't trust the media. This is not a cage match. Donald Trump, are you a comic book villain? Ben Carson, can you do math? John Kasich, will you insult two people over here? Marco Rubio, why don't you resign? Jeb Bush, why have your numbers fallen? How about talking about the substantive issues? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wasn't it by Cruz though just to turn the tables and he did it beautifully just by almost repeating he's got that he's got that type of memory but he was just the first I don't even know if he was the first to call him I think he was but he wasn't the last it was just un-fucking-believable

here's um this guy Harwood oh what a jagoff. He writes for the New York Times. Who would have guessed? He was the most pompous ass. Here he is. He asked Trump. Just listen. Mr. Trump. Yes.

You've done very well in this campaign so far by promising to build a wall and make another country pay for it. Right. Send 11 million people out of the country cut taxes 10 trillion dollars without increasing the deficit right and make americans better off because your greatness would replace the stupidity and incompetence of others that's right let's be honest is this a comic book version of a presidential campaign? No, it's not a comic book. And it's not a very nicely asked question. Trump should have come back. Problem?

You're the fucking problem. You fucking Dr. White onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. H for Harwood. You fucking believe that? What a pompous asshole.

That guy, I did Gutfeld's show Saturday. You might have seen it last night. They show it on Sunday. But I said that. Maybe they got big ratings for their network and shit, but who's going to take that jack off? Even in these days where half the country falls for this shit, who's going to take him serious?

I'd take Brian Williams more serious than this Harwood guy. What a fucking pompous, bloated chooch. Oh, just a real jack off. And then Rubio actually later on owned this Harwood guy. Sun Sentinel says Rubio should resign, not rip us off. When they say Floridian sent you to Washington to do a job, when they say you act like you hate your job, do you? Yeah, let me say, I read that editorial today with a great amusement. It's actually evidence of the bias that exists in the American media today.

But do you hate your job? Let me answer your question on the Sun Sentinel editorial today. media today. But do you hate your job? Let me answer your question on the Sun-Sentinel editorial today. Back in 2004, one of my predecessors to the Senate by the name of Bob Graham, a Democrat, ran for president, missing over 30% of his votes. I don't recall them calling for his resignation. Is that the statement?

Later that year, in 2004, John Kerry ran for president, missing close to 60 to 70% of his votes. I don't recall the Sun-Sentinel. In fact, the Sun-Sentinel endorsed him. In 2008, Barack Obama missed 60 or 70% of his votes, and the same recall the Suns. In fact, the Sun Sentinel endorsed him. In 2008, Barack Obama missed 60 or 70 percent of his votes and the same newspaper endorsed him again. So this is another example of the double standard that exists in this country between the mainstream media and the conservative.

Fucking owned. fucking owned bitch oh yeah mr harwood what um oh boy and becky quick was that her name i might be making it up she she pulled up some shit on trump and um that was actually true something trump said about rubio having his own personal senator and and Trump just denied it. And she goes, well, where did I read that? She actually apologized to Trump. Trump says you people write this stuff and she actually turns out she was right. But she didn't even that's how unprepared she didn't. She didn't have it cataloged where she got it from. I mean, they were just hacks, hacks and not not and this isn't just coming from guys like me

who lean right even those dems in the paper some guy in the new york post uh some uh big wig democrat they wouldn't mention his name but uh said how horribly biased it was so maybe we're finally making some friggin headway uh honest to god if the if the fucking left didn't have the media in their pocket i swear to god liberalism would have been uh gone away a long time ago but they're keeping the lies alive and i don't mean to be that political but i can't help it it's a it's uh you know it's election season this is a big one and uh what are we gonna do well we got race problems and uh uh every yeah like i said a lot of them had a shot uh his chris christie's

turn and taking a whack at the fucking uh idiot media they brought somebody brought up about fantasy football should it be regulated that was an actual question during a debate and chris christie uh was flummoxed and here's his that. We have, wait a second, we have $19 trillion in debt. We have people out of work. We have ISIS and al-Qaeda attacking us. And we're talking about fantasy football? Can we stop? Can we stop?

I'll tell you what was embarrassing about that. Bush, Jeb is like, by the way, my fantasy team is 7-0, which was kind of a turnoff to me. It's like, really? You're running for the most important job on the planet, and you get time to play fantasy football? Last time I checked, the gross national product goes down like two-tenths every time it's football season because of fantasy leagues. And Jeb Bush is up there bragging that he's 7-0. But I thought Christie turned around beautifully. And then Christie got into it with Howard again and turned the tables on him again about climate change.

Here we go. I want to go back to Governor Christie. Governor Christie, you've said something that many in your party do not believe, which is that climate change is undeniable, that human activity contributes to it, and you said, quote, the question is, what do we do to deal with it? So what do we do? Well, first off, what we don't do is do what Hillary Clinton and John Kerry and Barack Obama want us to do, which is their solution for everything.

Put more taxes on it, give more money to Washington, D.C., and then they'll fix it. Well, there's no evidence that they can fix anything in Washington, D.C. What should we do? What we should do is to be investing in all types of energy, John. All types of energy. And I've laid out... The government? No. John, do you want me to answer or do you want to answer?

Because I've got to tell you the truth. Even in New Jersey, what you're doing is called rude. Even the fellow moderators will laugh. You know, Christy, I still, I don't know. I always looked at him as kind of a rhino. You know, anybody who's considered, you know, come on, it's New Jersey. How conservative can you be or whatever? But he's winning me over in these debates with the he can really turn the turn a phrase.

And he's a good debater, man. And he's smart. And he really does hate some of these people. And it was funny because he was on, I think, the O'Reilly factor the next night. people and um it was funny because he was on i think the o'reilly factor the next night it would have and o'reilly was like yeah but nbc is uh you know they're supposed to be objective and neutral and so is the cn cnbc which is an which is an arm they're supposed to be objective and and and uh christy just looked at bill around and went uh-huh Christy just looked at Bill around and went, uh-huh.

With the most sarcastic look on his eye. This guy, this guy's good in a pissing match. Yeah, so he's earning some points with me. I don't know if he's going to, you know, score enough points with the public because he's been polling, you know, horribly. But it's not just, people get obsessed with these polls, you know, horribly, but it's not just, uh, people get obsessed with these polls. You know, if you look, uh, years past as people that were doing well at this point in the race who just ended up imploding. So you can't weigh, you know, you can't, it's not all about the polls. It's a little bit of an indicator, but, uh, yeah, Christie had me fucking a belly laughing, a belly laughing no pun intended um so uh yeah so the media took a pounding you know i mean how biased the questions were and just they really took a pounding and i guess there was going to

be another there was going to be another um debate on an nbc network that the Republican National Committee has pulled out of. I said, we're not doing it anymore. You're going to treat us like that? Go fuck yourself. Imagine that. And it really is. You can't overstate the importance

because we are such a media-driven society. People don't realize how much it influences opinion. I mean, it's really, really frigging important. And we can't find a network to have, you know, to have like a fair debate. Because the left has had it for so long and they're just used to it. But now, you know, I think they've been exposed a little bit, hopefully. But and it wasn't over with taking on the media in this debate.

Marco Rubio, who is unbelievably impressive in these debates, and he got into it with Jeb. I couldn't pull the clip. It was too long of some shit. But he got into it with Jeb Bush. Jeb was busting Rubio's balls about not showing up because he's a senator. And he's been busy campaigning for president. So he hasn't been showing up for votes in the Florida Senate.

And Jeb Bush was taking him to task for that. Saying, you know, what is this, a French work week? You got to show up or resign and give it to somebody else, blah, blah, blah, blah. And Jeb Bush pointed out that some paper, the Sentinel in Florida, even called Rubio on him missing all these votes. And then Jeb Bush was just waiting. I mean, Rubio was just waiting for that and turned it around and said, you said you were going to style your campaign after like John McCain because McCain, back when he ran, was doing horrible in the polls and he just put his head down and he said,

you were going to do that? And then you know how many votes McCain showed up for? Hardly any. And then he brought up Barack Obama and John Kerry. He turned it around on Jeb Bush. He goes, the only reason that you're saying that now is because you and I are going after the same job. And somebody told you it would help you to go after me in this debate.

He turned it around. Jeb Bush was sitting there with egg and shit on his big fucking face. Looked like a dope. Oh, my God. It was like batting practice. Rubio's eyes lit up like a fastball down the middle and just drove it i think jeb bush just put the spike in his own heart right there i mean he showed no political savvy there just walked right into it like stepping on a rake right in the fucking head

jeb just nailed him and uh i mean excuse me Rubio nailed him and just made him look like an ass. I think he's going to be in deep doo-doo. He needed, like, a big performance, Jeb, because he's been doing horrible. Guy spent more money than almost anybody. And he needed a big performance and came out. And he was like Daniel Murphy booting that ground ball. Just shit his pants in a clutch situation. It was a clutch situation.

It was a dangerous situation. But frigging Robio, man, that guy. It's tricky because he's a politician in a year where it seems like everybody wants an outsider. Trump is still doing well in the polls. Not as well as he was. Carson has overrun him, by the way, Doc Carson, who needs to brush up on his economics and maybe do a couple of bumps of coke in the green room. He does, you know, Trump always brings up energy, and it's true. I like Carson, but you know, he's winning amongst women. He's beaten Trump, you know? So that's got to be a little bit of shock of a Trump. Trump sat back, kind of played it mellow.

Maybe he was humbled by the fact that he's not winning all these polls now, but he just sat back and picked his spots. He had a closing statement at the end. He goes, I'm the one who negotiated. They wanted this to be three, three and a half hours. I said, no, it's going to be two hours so we can get the hell out of here. Everybody applauded. And that jerk of John Harwood even argued that point. That's not true. He goes, everybody knew the debate was always meant to be two hours.

This is at the very end of the debate. Oh, my God. What a fucking jag off this guy is. Him and Brian Williams. what a fucking jag off this guy is him and brian williams how to get a fake room in a fake city during a fake war um yeah so it was fun it was fun if you were uh you know a righty watching the media being called on this horseshit. Just unbelievable. Unbelievably corrupt. So I would say,

I thought Cruz, again, Cruz is going to make a move. I know you're out there laughing, but I say I want somebody really conservative. He's been fighting Obama tooth and nail. I mean, since Obama got into,

he's the most consistent. They say he's the smartest one. And you got like smart lips saying that about how smart Ted Cruz is. And he's raising a ton of money quietly. And he hasn't really had his day in the sun yet. So I don't know. Again, he brings up the religious shit

and that scares a lot of people. I don't know, but I just want somebody way right to balance off the horse shit of the last eight years, seven and a half, eight years, you know? And he might be the, he's got to have his day. You know, I don't know if he's going to be the nominee, but, and then we had, who else was up there? Carly Fiorina, who's very eloquent,

but she better check her facts. She get called again. Remember last time she get called on something that wasn't exactly true about Planned Parenthood? It wasn't a big thing, but she get called on something else saying something about the first year of Obama's administration, like was the worst on record for women in jobs. Obama's administration was the worst on record for women in jobs. But yeah, she said 92% of the jobs lost during Obama's first term belonged to women, which wasn't exactly true.

But she recanted that on the Sunday morning shows. But then you have, get this, then you have brain fucking dead libs like Joy Behar, who I know personally, I've pretended to like her for a long time. I can't take it anymore. But The View, her and Whoopi and this girl, Michelle Collins, is it? I guess Michelle Collins. I don't know. Watch the fucking show. But they were making fun of Carly Fiorina's face, saying that she almost looked demented.

Carly, during the debate, they asked her, you know, at the opening question, what are your weaknesses? And she said, well, I was told I should smile more. So she smiled into the camera. And you have the view can imagine a show a show with hot pieces of pussy like whoopi goldberg and joy behar making fun of another woman's face are you fucking kidding me have you ever seen the cast of the view you ever see their faces last time i saw faces like that it was like the starting gates at the Preakness.

Oh my God, Joy Behar. Hey, American Pharoah called. Wants his face back. God Jesus. Hello. I'm Mr. Red. That's right. Talking horse, of course.

Hello, Joy. Hello, Joy. Hello, Michelle. And whoopee, she's a piece of ass, huh? Joy Behar. Yeah, she said, oh, I would like a Halloween mask that looked like Carly Fiorina. Can you imagine? Joy, have you looked in the fucking mirror? Holy Christ.

Somebody throw Joy a carrot in a sugar cube. How to be feminist. How to be, huh? There's some real feminists making fun of another woman who, by the way, has done more and achieved more and is smarter than all fucking eight of those nitwits or whoever sat in those seats combined. That one really, I couldn't ignore that one. That one made me frigging laugh. Oh, by the way, I remembered who the Michigan game. It was Minnesota.

University of Minnesota. Yeah, it came down to like they tried to quarterback sneak. The clock was running down on like one yard line. If they went in, they would have fucking won. And Michigan stopped them. A lot of great games. And Temple and Notre Dame was another nail biter, I think. That was my costume, by the way, my Halloween.

I went out and took a treat. And I had Bill Cosby. I had a Bill Cosby mask on on and one of those things bartenders you know they shake cocktails and i had that and a prescription for if i get it anyways you don't believe me i get pictures so uh carly uh fiorina yeah she's basically telling those she said uh she said uh some interview like today or yesterday yeah she goes I'd like to see if they'd say that to my face

yes sir and who did I forget Ben Carson again a little iffy with his tax policy and shit he doesn't sound very sure of himself but the guy's brain is like a sponge. But he's leading in Iowa and a few other places. You know?

And nobody even mentions that. You know? It's not even mentioned, which is a good sign that a black guy is, you know what I mean? Iowa is the heartland, supposedly, of this white racist country, this horribly racist country where millions of black and brown people have been trying to sneak into for the last 30 years. That's how racist it is. And, you know, we have a black guy who's leading in the polls

and has a good shot of being the nominee. And on the other side, you have that fucking witch. What's her name? Hillary? Hillary? What else, kids? What the hell else? Let's talk about dick cheese.

That would be Quentin Tarantino. Speaking of liberal fucking dopes you know you stay in hollywood long enough you will become retarded i think he's actually from out there isn't he wasn't he born out there doesn't matter anyways he showed up uh four days after that last nypd cop randolph holder was killed uh queren tarantino shows up at a black lives matter rally here in new york and refers to the cops as murderers and he's listing the michael brown thing shit that's already been disproven that's been based on fucking lies he's up there reading off a script and we all i think we all know why he's doing this. Well, a couple reasons, in my opinion. He's got a movie coming out at the end of the year called The Hateful Eight.

And, of course, that has Samuel L. Jackson in it. And who doesn't like Whitey? We know that. And who else is it? Kurt Russell's in it. Jennifer Jason Leigh. Walton Goggins. Whoever that is.

Michael Madsen. Bruce Dern. It was that the film was announced in November of 2013. Goggins, whoever that is, Michael Madsen, Bruce Dern, it was that the film was announced in November of 2013, but the script was leaked in January of 2014. So Quentin decided to cancel the movie

and publish the script as a novel, but then he changed his mind after doing a live reading at United Artists in LA, and he's going to do the film, and it's due out at the end of this year. Around Christmas, I think. Anyways, he was a Black Lives Matter.

Oh, by the way, this is the plot of this movie. In post-Civil War Wyoming, John the Hangman Ruth, that's Russell, Kurt Russell, is escorting fugitive Daisy, the prisoner, that's Jennifer Jason Lee, to Red Rock where the latter will face justice for murder. They encounter another bounty hunter named Major Marquis, the bounty hunter, that's Samuel L. Jackson, and Chris the Sheriff Mannix, that's Goggins, blah, blah, blah, whatever the fuck.

Michael Madsen's in it, who I love. But the point being, he's calling the cops murderers. So I'm not going to go see it. You know what? And all these cops unions fucking taking him to task. And even his old man, who he's estranged from, came out in an interview and said that his son is wrong about the cops. Do you know Tarantino's got relatives who are cops in New York? And Tarantino's old man was mentioning how, you know,

some of his relatives have actually been shot as cops and how his son was just dead fucking wrong about all this. And, you know, you know, again, my theory i think like harvey weinstein when when he saw what tarantino was doing at the black lives matter he must have shit his pants and said how do we put a smiley face on he probably called tarantino's old man to you know so they could kind of split the difference good and bad uh whatever i don't know that's just a theory but um yeah his old man said he was way out of line with this but then at the end of the interview he's i guess you can expect it because

it's his father his father goes go see the movie on whatever december or whatever if he plugs the movie kind of i don't know kind of undermining what he just said why should we support this dick cheese um but i have a theory about why he's out there like i said a two-pronged theory obviously look at it we're talking about him right a couple months before the movie comes out we're all talking about him marketing ploy although this wasn't the most positive i don't think um you know if he had any brains first of all he wouldn't have agreed to speak at this thing anyway. But secondly, what, does he not follow the news? Yeah, four days after a New York cop is murdered. Yeah, I'm going to go there and call the cops murderers. That ought to help ticket

sales. But then again, in this country and the direction we're headed and so many stupid people buying into the fucking media is all shit. But I think my other theory is Tarantino, remember he was catching some heat after, what is it, Django Unchained? For all the times he uses N-words in his films and, you know, Pulp Fiction. Well, you guys all remember. You know, scenes like this are the reason he was catching some flack from the black community and black leaders. So I think he's trying to maybe cover his ass, get publicity for the film and maybe try to repair maybe some damage to his reputation for scenes like this.

But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen. It's the dead nigger in my garage. Oh, Jimmy, don't even worry about it. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the dead nigger in my garage. Oh, Jimmy, don't even worry about it. Wait a minute, don't think about anything. I'm going to ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house

that said dead nigger storage? Jimmy, you know I ain't seen no shit. Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said dead nigger storage? No, I didn't. You know why you didn't see that sign? Why? Because it ain't there, because storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business.

That's why. Ooh. Well, under Hollywood liberal rules, if you use that type of language, you're a racist. I happen to believe you can say racist shit and not be a racist, but seeing how as you hell bent on saying uh just the opposite so i think it had a two-pronged uh you know i mean he was doing this for a couple of reasons one of them backfired and this one he was trying to cover his ass but then jamie foxx came out and had uh karma you know jamie nobody hates whitey more than jamie and uh he said today in the paper, that's right, Tarantino, keep telling the truth out there.

So he's defending Quentin Tarantino, which makes sense because he is a actor in Hollywood. And Quentin has used him. And why not be on Tarantino's side if he can help your career, you know, even if you're selling out your dignity? 12% of the country. We spend 98% of the news. I'm tired. I have compassion fatigue. I can't take it no more.

Hope Tarantino doesn't hear this. I won't get a star and roll. And I love Pulp Fiction. And, uh, and Glory's Bastards, and, uh, you know. But, uh, like I said, you spend enough time in Hollywood, you'll become fucking brain dead. Duh.

This old man pretty much said that. I didn't, I mean, it's even more appalling when you realize he's got relatives who are cops in New York. Big stones on this guy, huh? This old man, this old man I saw the interview, it was like on Skype. He looks like he's, I don't know, probably 70 or whatever, and he's got pitch black hair. But, you know, the hateful eight yeah so uh a bunch of head heads of police unions all over the country saying fuck him and fuck his movie and don't provide security for him that's the other thing about these hypocrite jerk offs they all have security guys care all these people that

are so anti-gun, pro-gun control all have bodyguards in Washington or Hollywood. They all have people protecting their homes with guns and... You're just walking fucking hypocrites about everything. You really are. Ass cheese. This is a good picture of

Carly Fiorina. I must be getting old. I don't think she's that bad looking. Maybe I'll head down to the Rite Aid, get my fucking glasses checked. At this point, I'll do anybody. But listen. Yeah, it was Michigan, Minnesota. And Notre Dame and Temple.

I've watched so much of these folks. They all blend in now after 40-something years. I don't even remember. I know Notre Dame won. I can't remember if it was close at the end or not. I don't think so. I don't know. But Temple was undefeated going into that game.

Oh, something did happen at the Notre Dame. Brian Kelly is their coach. He's a guy that grew up in Chelsea, Mass., which is a rough town. He went to high school at St. John's Prep, which is in my hometown. They were our arch rival. It was our opening game every year when I was in high school. And I know we might have played against each other. He's a little younger than me.

Anyways, he's got a wicked Irish temper. He's been trying to tone it down the last couple years. But his first year, every time a quarterback would come to the sideline, he'd grab him by the face. And I mean just spitting and screaming. And he said he was going to try to tone it down. But they cut to him on the sideline near the end of the game. And one of his assistant coaches, I don't know what this guy looked young

to be an assistant coach. I don't know if it was a player who was injured. He was in street clothes. I think it was a coach. I don't know, but the coach was trying to berate the referee, and fucking Kelly comes running over. The head coach grabs the guy by the neck, the scruff of the neck. That'll probably turn into a black lives matter thing and uh yeah it was crazy couple coaches had to jump in and

i'm talking about a guy you know a white guy in his 50s and um he just it's fucking crazy how excited this guy gets i guess his point being he's like i'm the head coach if we're going to catch a flag on the play for berating the refs that's my choice don't fuck it up for me but it was pretty interesting they showed it in slow motion a couple times that's what i love about sports drama i was sitting there this weekend you know uh again recording all the games and watching them late when i come home and just sitting there going, God, what are women and gay guys doing this week? What the hell could they be watching? I got any other people already like gay people don't like sports. Oh, shut up.

Yeah, I just said it. Just the drama. You like drama. Don't go to fucking Les Mis. Watch Michigan, Minnesota, Purdue, Nebraska, just watch one of these games, or watch a World Series, you can't write this shit, you want drama, huh, fuck Broadway, Les Mis about some little dirty French whore who grew up poor. I don't even know the story.

I've seen it twice. I'm just saying. This is nothing like real life drama. How people fucking can't. I don't know. My wife just sits there. I mean when the Red Sox came back in 2004. And did what no team has ever done.

Against the Yankees. And the ALCS. She was sitting right there when the Red Sox fucking clinched that series. I might as well have been watching a fucking Sesame Street rerun. She didn't look at me with these black eyes. I mean, it could have been like Kennedy getting assassinated. What the fuck? Really?

No feeling? Nothing? I'm going to grab her by her fucking neck. You can't be happy for me? really, no feeling, nothing, I'm gonna grab her by her fucking neck, you can't be happy for me, she's reading some fucking manual, like, how to put a table together from Ikea, I'm over there jerking off in my recliner, because the socks, just something that hadn't, you know, hadn't been done in fucking 86 years, excuse me for getting excited, you really, she's going, no, I'm going to make a sandwich when you like it. What the fuck? You know, just crazy.

I go, that doesn't excite you. I go, that, they just did something they haven't done. They haven't won the certain, I don't know how many years, 86 or whatever the fuck. That does nothing for you. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that this weekend. It was on HBO. That's a few people who haven't seen Sexy Beast. Ben Kingsley. It's one of my favorite movies.

He plays this scary little psycho and it's just, it's graphic and bloody and violent and you really enjoy it.

I don't know if you get an Oscar nod for that. He must have. Oh my God, was he fucking scary in that. But,

uh, what the hell else, kids? Debates. Tarantino, the Mameluke. Got a clip of him. I didn't even play it. A little disorganized. Sorry, kids. I got a clip of him at that rally.

Let me play it for you. This friggin' dope. I'm doing here because I am a human being with a conscience. And when I see murder, I cannot stand by. And I have to call the murdered the murdered, and I have to call the murdered the murdered and I have to call the murderers the murderers. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no what a mama luke made me look like a mama luke i want mama luke the mama luke of the year uh fred thompson died by the way you know the guy's always pushing reverse mortgages and whatever the it's so funny he's always pushing that shit. And every time I saw those commercials, I go, he must know what he's talking about

because he's, I don't know, he's going to be dead soon. I swear to God, I had that thought in my, every time I saw him, it's like, I thought he was in his 80s. He was in like 72, 73. You know who he is, right? The politician from Tennessee

went out to Hollywood and did a few movies, Law and Order, did Law and Order, or one of those nine cop shows. And he was actually in, you know what, Cape Fear with De Niro. He was like one of the lawyers, you know. But anyways, yeah, seemed like a nice guy. That's too early, 70s, isn't it? Depends what day you can ask me.

You know? Just know I don't have to get in my car and drive to Timonium. I wouldn't mind. I'd welcome the fucking Grim Reaper who went up the stairs right now. He's in my kitchen. Chopped my head off. Fucking landed in a bucket. But, hey.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so he's gone. Nothing we can do about him. He's gone. Nothing we can do. More in the what else? In the another story involving race, of course. What else?

involving race, of course. What else? And don't get whiny if these clips are a little loud. I can't control the fucking... playing it off my iPad. I'm sure you all heard about the South Carolina. I'm sure you've seen it, because CNN has been playing it over and over on a fucking loop. The incident last week

with the black female student at South Carolina School and the white resource officer, I don't even know what the fuck that means. I even asked it on Gutfeld. Nobody gave me an answer. I had a lawyer sit next to me. Nobody gave me an answer. I had a lawyer sit next to me. Nobody gave me an answer.

What the fuck is a resource? What kind of politically correct jargon is that? You mean somebody with some ethics and morals to watch the fucking scum in the schools that disrupt classes? Is that what you mean? Kind of a cop? Why don't you just say it?

Resource. What kind of word is that? But you know what I'm talking about, right? Spring Valley High School in South Carolina. Well, this guy Ben Fields, a resource officer. Again, I don't know what the fuck that means.

He's a deputy of the Richland County Sheriff is what he is and a school resource officer. He was caught on camera flipping a black student's desk over and dragging her across the floor after she was accused of being disruptive. First of all, it just opens it up to so many questions. That's how bad it's become.

We have to have cops. Why are cops handling shit like this? Huh? I mean, rapes and murders murders people killing each other really but we have using cops now as hall monitors that's that we are rotting at the fabric we are just rotting like a sum of fucking squash in february it's just coming apart. In the name of what? Fairness? Get back to some ass-kicking and some fucking real discipline in the home and in public. Of course, the video went viral. Naturally, what made me fucking laugh and giggle is that when you show the clip, you see, you know, every student whip their phone out.

I thought we didn't make a ruling on that. I know some schools said, you know, they're allowed to have their phones. How did I get through school? Every student whipped their phone out. I thought we didn't make a ruling on that. I know some schools said, you know, they're allowed to have their phones. How did I get through school? How did we all, people my age, get through school without having 24-hour-a-day connection with our parents and shit? Because that's the excuse, you know. What if something happens? I don't know.

We'll fucking call you. How the fuck do you allow kids at that age to have their phones during class? Are you shitting me? I'd be looking at tits and ass, not learning a thing. Same thing I'm doing now. At 53. But of course

the girl had refused to hand over her phone to the math teacher. That was math teacher Robert Long. So he called this guy Ben Fields in. And Fields repeatedly asked the girl to move out of her desk. And of course, she wouldn't because she's been has fucking learned nothing from her parents. If she has parents. And, you know, just has a problem with authority because no one gave her a fucking backhander in

the face as a child yeah that's right that's my answer to it i'm fed up with this horse shit um so she refused when the you know cop asked her to move out of her desk and uh he wrapped his arm around her neck and beautiful i call the the good police work. They should use it as an instructional film and tipped her over backwards. What was it? What is he supposed to do? First of all, like I said, he shouldn't even be there in the first place. And then his dick boss, his sheriff, his boss said, when I saw it, I got sick to my stomach. Well, maybe you're in the wrong fucking business, stupid.

What are you doing? You see when your deputies get shot on the street, you the guy like the rookie puking at the crime scene behind a maple tree it made me sick to my stomach really i got a hard-on when he dumped her out of the chair and dragged her across the fucking i actually got an erection again it starts at the home I don't give a fuck what anybody says. That happened last Monday, I believe. And so Ben Fields, the resource officer, was suspended of his duties naturally. Without pay for failing to follow proper procedures. What would proper procedures be at that point?

Excuse me, Lakeisha? Could you please, I'll give you some bubble gum. Could you, could you just please put down the phone and stop fucking up the class? Huh? Could you please? Why would you? I get a feeling you're not going to see any more, any white law enforcement in the next 20 years. You're going to see it drop like you wouldn't believe. All cops' jobs are made more difficult because everybody has a cell phone and there's cameras everywhere. But especially white ones in South Carolina. What are you? Or any inner city of any city in this country.

Do yourself a favor, white guys. Don't go into law enforcement. Because there's nothing in it for you but fucking possibility of being sued because of guys like de Blasio and Rahm Emanuel and all the other leftist suckers of Satan's cocks. But how about this? Students at the high school have now protested

in favor of fields with around 100 students leaving class and rallying in the school's corridors, many of them wearing homemade T-shirts bearing slogans like bring back fields and free fields. And I saw pictures of these students, and they were students of color, by the way, so we're making some progress. Some of them are brainwashed by all this horse shit. God bless you kids.

Speaking to the local news, this is a student, London Harrell. I think he was a black kid actually or Indian. I don't know. It doesn't really matter. As long as he's not white, that's what's important. We just want to show that we're still supporting everything and that he's still a good guy. And probably it was a nice day out and we were sick of fucking doing biology, let's be honest. I know I would have marched to the drop of a hat to get out of fucking class.

But the kid said we don't want to have his reputation be ruined because of something that happened on Monday. The rally lasted about 10 minutes until headmaster. What's with these terms? Fucking headmaster. That's my girlfriend's nickname in high school. And, yeah, the headmaster, Jeff Tamani, made a speech telling them that their voices have been heard. That's once the adults step in, all logic goes out the window.

You know, he's a teacher, so he's probably a lefty and getting nervous that somebody was defending a white cop. That's enough, kid. You've made your point. No need for honesty and truth here. Get back in your seats. Hey, eat my shorts, you pig-faced whore. Anyways, what kind of talk is that? I don't know.

Big face whore. Anyways, what kind of talk is that? I don't know. But, you know, in full disclosure, I looked up some more stuff on this cop. And he's had a couple previous complaints. Again, I read them both and they sound like total horseshit. But Mr. Field, who has been placed on administrative leave since Monday's incident. He was sued in 2007 along with fellow deputy Joseph Clark and Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott.

No, not the guy with the cowboys who fumbled on Thanksgiving in the snow. Leon, that was Leon Lott. Leon Lott, in action alleging false arrest, excessive force, and violation of free speech. Those are always the charges anytime cops are doing their job. That was back in 2007. They were sued. According to CNN, so take that with a grain of fucking jizz,

the complainant, Carlos Edward Martin, who was in the Army, was driving home in 2005 and got out of his car when mr fields approached him and asked if he was the source of an excessive noise complaint that the officer was investigating mr martin claims that fields slammed him to the ground see there's where the story doesn't hold up so really the cop asked him are you the one making all the noise and and then he just slammed you to the ground? I ain't buying it. Ain't buying it for a second.

There's a hole the size of Madonna's fucking snatch in that story. Madonna. Jesus. Okay, Lady Gaga, if you want to update it. Who gives a fuck? I'm not getting paid for this. Anyways, so apparently, yeah, Mr. Fields slammed Mr. Carlos Martin to the ground, cuffed him, began kicking him, and then chemically maced him.

As opposed to what other kind of mace? Mace scones? Until his clothing was drenched and the contents of the can of mace was depleted. When Mr. Martin's wife took pictures with her cell phone, Mr. Fields told a responding officer to confiscate her phone. I think I remember this, according to the lawsuit. However, a jury found in favor of Mr. Fields. You know, his wife, by the way, makes a hell of a cookie, that Megan Harrison. Anyways, so the jury found in his favor. Maybe we should look at the racial makeup of that jury. I'm sure it was, you know, totally biased for the white guy.

Mr. Fields is also one of 10 defendants in another case scheduled to go on trial in January. In that lawsuit, former Spring Valley... You know what this tells me? He's doing his job. He's active. You got to know the times you're living in, folks. And former Spring Valley High School student ashton james

reese claims he was unlawfully expelled from school in 2013 at the time mr field was investigating alleged gang activity at the school oh you see what cesspools our schools have become under fucking jerk off libs running it uh where all they care about is tenure for the teachers and they don't give a fuck what goes on in the schools. By the way, some schools, like Minneapolis, they're trying these new programs where black students cannot be suspended, no matter what they do. You can punch a teacher if you're black and get away with it,

because of cultural differences and whatnot. I'm not making this up. Mr. Reese raises a number of allegations in the suit, including lack of due process, negligence, negligentent supervision and a violation of the right to public education. Can you tell that's just all horseshit? Can't you just tell from reading those charges? Again, I translate that as, oh, a cop doing his job in a environment where a white cop doing his job or any type of white authority is going to be questioned. The lawsuit accuses him of unfairly and recklessly targets African-American students

with the allegations of gang membership and criminal gang activity. Yeah, that's what he was doing. He was just, sure, walking up to people. I don't know. If you're walking down the hall in school, you got a fucking red or a blue do-rag on, your ass crack's hanging out, I might give you a little more attention than you'd want to. Meanwhile, Mr. Fields has also received accolades for his work with students. He was given a Culture of Excellence Award by Richland County Elementary School,

where he also worked as a school resource officer in 2014. See, that's before they become little fucking punks. That's like middle elementary school. Ben has been working for the Richland County Sheriff's Office Department since 2004 and joined the school resource office program in 2008. So that's his so-called spotted history. Tarantino would call him a fucking murderer. history. Tarantino would call him a fucking murderer.

But somebody has to somebody has to try to right? Bring some decorum to the classroom. It's unbelievable. We are rotting from the inside out. I don't give a shit. That's why I want a nice

right, right, right, right, right wing. There's nobody right wing enough out there for me. Somebody who really. So don't go see The Hateful Eight. Remember that. You can wait a year until it comes out on DVD or eight minutes, however quick it goes to TV or whatever,

but don't pay. So this car-pating jagoff. Phone rings tonight. Yeah, it's Quentin Tarantino. He wants to do your role on the... Well, I gotta think about it. I gotta get my goobies this weekend. I don't know if I can do it, Quentin. Ha ha ha.

I think I've covered it all, kids. Good talking to you again. Yeah, the view. Those ugly bitches. Black students, cover that. The debates, Tarantino. The Kansas City Royals.

The death of Fred Thompson. Hope he had his reverse mortgage shit in order. I think, uh, I think's about it. But, it but listen to this problem you're the fucking problem you fucking doctor why onkin jam

ragokin spunk bubble I'm telling you H you keep looking at me I'm gonna put you in the fucking ground I promise you not this time well I guess that's it come to Magoobies will you if you're in that area even if you're not come on down

I got some other dates for you too that's this Thursday, Friday and Saturday right yeah 5, 6 and 7 and then next weekend I got to get on a plane Jesus H Christ let's hope it's not Russian made

and flying in Egyptian airspace you heard about that too right I'm sure somebody farted in 33G November 12, 13, and 14, the Comedy Club of Jacksonville, Florida. Oh, Jacksonville. You come down and get some yuck for Nick DiPaolo.

And then the 28th, which is a Saturday night. One of my favorite gigs out on Long Island, the Suffolk Theater in Riverhead. It's a beautiful prison out there. I saw it on lockup. I did a whole extended stay. And then December, the 4th and the 5th,

I'll be at the comedy scene. That's in Foxborough, Mass., home of the world-defending NFL champion New England Patriots, undefeated. They took apart the goddamn so-called brand-new

Dolphins. We took them apart at the Giants. It was like a scrimmage. Anybody want to give us a game out there? They took apart the goddamn so-called brand new dolphins. We took them apart at the joints. It was like a scrimmage. Anybody want to give us a game out there? Yeah, prick yes. Yeah, I'll be there at the comedy scene, 4th and 5th of December. It's a Friday and Saturday. Like I said, embarrassing enough, I have never been to Gillette Stadium.

Do you believe that? I don't have that kind of money. I don't sell weed anymore. I'm doing Amway, though, tonight. I'm going to go out and sell some soap to some fat broad. January. Should I go into January?

Yeah, Levity Live. You know where that is, right? It's right over the bridge. Tappan Zee Bridge, that mall. Was it the Palisades Mall? I hope I got that right. That's January 8th and 9th and 10th. 8th, 9th, and 10th. And then Zaney's in January. The 14th and 15th is

Zaney's in downtown Chicago. And the 16th is Zaney's in Roma and Rosemont. Love that city. Love it. Love it. And then January 23rd, the Sports Haven, the gig I moved, is now the 23rd. That's in New Haven, Connecticut on the 23rd of January, the Sports Haven, the gig I moved, is now the 23rd. That's in New Haven, Connecticut on the 23rd of January, the Sports Haven. I know, it's a lot of fucking plugs, I know. Stop! I agree. Thank you. You're welcome.

All right, kids. Until next time. I'll talk to you soon, huh? Keep your nose clean and wash that filthy ass. I won't take all that they hand me down And make out a smile though I wear a frown And I'm not gonna take it all lying down Cause once I get started I go to town Cause I'm not like everybody else

I'm fucking hungry I'm not like everybody else I'm fucking hungry. I'm hungry. Good day, everybody. guitar solo guitar solo