The Nick DiPaolo Show - 121 - S.C. Debate, Scalia, PC Madness, Peyton Lawsuit

Episode Date: February 16, 2016

S.C. Debate, Scalia, PC Madness, Peyton Lawsuit

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I don't know what happened. Usually there's a spike. If, I don't know, they saw me on tv or whatever herbie on the radio or they played an old special of mine i don't know but there's a nice spike in numbers and contributions brendan scott with a big contribution i'm not going to mention numbers specifically because that's unfair to people but brendan scott really fucking went deep thank you so much brendan appreciate it evan finn thank you too pal uh mr jay hammond also a nice contribution kevin mccardle with a very generous donation uh thank you guys so much if i forgot anybody uh it's not intentional, but I print this stuff out.

The minute I hear it, or I throw it into my contributions folder. And I can't thank you guys enough for the contributions. Very generous. Thank you so much. And get your friends and family to subscribe. Because I guess they probably vote the same way you do, and you vote the same way I do. Which means, logically, they'd like the show. I fucking had it with this politically correct world and left this fuck faces that has turned this

country into a joke. And we'll get to that in a few minutes. The debates and Antonin Scalia passing away, Supreme Court justice, the most conservative, the brightest one on the court. Even the libs will tell you that. So, big loss there. And, I don't know, I'd do an investigation. That's how paranoid I am. But, anyways, Portsmouth, New Hampshire this weekend, that was a beautiful theater. Beautiful place.

The Music Hall in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, which is a seaside, tony little town. It's fucking so New England, and I love it, always did as a kid. And they came out. There was 900 people there. I mean, it was packed for this thing. Unbelievable job by Mike McDonald, the very funny Mike McDonald organizer. He's a comedian who's been around a long time from Boston,

and a good guy in all the other comics. Christine Hurley, Craig Murphy, Paul D'Angelo just fucking ripped the roof off the joint. And it was killer times had by all. What a beautiful theater. I would love to shoot something. If I could guarantee packing that place, which isn't an easy feat. know, still New England is at heart. But yeah, it was a hell of a show and I think everybody had a good time.

I went on last. My only criticism of the show is way too long. But, you know, hey, poor proceeds are going to a good cause. So whatever. And it's done once a year but i mean uh i was originally told there to get there 45 minutes before showtime which would have been uh 7 15 for an eight o'clock start i didn't go on to like 11 so i mean you know i i i think less is more in a comedy show but like i said who knows what the arrangements with the proceeds and stuff. And but, you know, it was pretty long. And then I went on and didn't help the cause.

I did 40 minutes. I was supposed to probably do 30, 30 or 35. But I think I was told. But anyways, killer job by Mike McDonald, not Mike Donovan, Mike McDonald and everybody involved. And go get Paul D'Angelo's book. He's a comedian. He's been voted funniest guy in Boston many times. And he's actually a district attorney, like a brilliantly smart guy. Read the book. I always knew he was smart. He was a district attorney, but I never knew how smart this damn guy was. Graduating with honors at BC in a law school, and he ripped it up. He killed. I went out and did my politically incorrect. I skipped like four

or five chunks of bits that I was planning on doing that were more smart and subtle. I just went out and just, after waiting around so long, I just felt like fucking attacking. Went after like three people in wheelchairs. Guys though, who could take it with big beards like New Hampshire guys with flannel shirts on. And they were fucking howling. And obviously they know, they know I'm doing tongue in cheek. I actually, I refer to them as cripples. So that's how you know, when you, when you're being that over the top, anybody gets offensive, go fuck yourself. I hope you end up in a fucking wheelchair. Okay?

Because fucking obviously I'm busting balls and I'm doing it under the banner of being inclusive. And they were fucking howling. And, you know, I went after everybody. Did my usual shit. And it's so funny to look out a sea of white faces, and you can just tell there are a lot of Bernie Sanders fans and shit. And, you know, I'm not, you'll never understand unless you're a comic. You do whatever you feel like doing that night.

You can go out and rip the tits off the crowd if you want, or you can fucking, you know, get what's off your chest and hopefully get laughs. At least that's how I do it. Hold on, I got to turn down the heat in here. Fucking mucus dripping down my throat like a 90-year-old fucking woman who just ate a bag of cream cheese. Hold on. Fucking motherfucker. I can't take this shit. Somebody give me a fucking radio show with fucking DirecTV money. God fucking damn it. Just the computer today, slower than my mother's tits.

Just fucking all day trying to get this shit up. Pulling clips and every time I fucking click on something, I get that kaleidoscope thing spinning around, which means I don't know what the fuck it means. Shit running in the background. I shut everything down. Just taking for fucking ever. I could have fucking,

I could have written and directed the Oscars for Christ's sake in the time it took me to finally get this fucking thing up. Haven't had time to call the guy that said, you know, the guy I talked about a couple episodes ago that worked with Frank Sinatra and Duke Ellington and he's got a young assistant who knows all this technical shit. They want to get me off GarageBand, which is a program I used to do this. But I haven't even had time to fucking get the guy up here.

Crazy. So I drove home after the gig, after New Hampshire, Portsmouth. Oh, one of the big laughs I got on the stage was uh there was a like i said some of the proceeds were going to eastern oil company i think that might be that company that chavez was involved with but whatever i need the money myself that's right to the gig anyways there was a giant propane tank on stage like almost as tall as me with like you know like 12 feet around girth with a laptop sitting on top and i noticed it halfway through my set and i just looked at it and i went i think this would come under the category if you see something say

something which i thought was pretty goddamn funny and the crowd fucking got fought and it was a good time's had by all uh excuse me and how about this and fucking freezing by the way anyways i'm walking back to the parking garage get my car but fucking of course i'm on the top level on the roof the garage anyways make my way down and uh he only got my credit we don't take credit cards six dollars so i explained to him look i came up all the way from new york city to do a benefit for a good car whatever six dollars you'll have to fill out this form he takes my license makes a print i was trying I ain't to him. Look, I came up all the way from New York City to do a benefit for a good car. Yeah, whatever. Six dollars. You'll have to fill out this form. He takes my license, makes a print.

I was trying to hint to him that, look, I kind of did a good thing tonight, even though I did get paid. But, I mean, you think you cut me slack? I got a four-hour ride in front of me. You're going to make me fill out a fucking form. So I have to fucking mail a check for $6.25 to the parking garage guy. Thanks for picking up on the hint. And I go, he goes, we don't have to take credit cards. I go, really?

He goes, really? And that fucking, like I'm the asshole. It's 2016 for fuck's sake. Here's a block of government cheese. Can I get out now? Jesus H. New Hampshire. Take a fucking hint.

Great town, though. If I had money, I'd live there. I would fucking live in that little town and just cheat on my wife. Anyways, back to the show. What? What the fuck is that? You heard me. But thank you, all the people that came out. That place was packed.

It was 900 people in this ornate theater. Just fucking gorgeous. Tucked into the middle of this little town. And I know Justin McKinney, who's a very funny comic. I think he's from that area. And I heard he packs that place out. So I'd love to fucking do that. My problem is I spread myself too thin.

I work a thousand different markets instead of just focusing. I don't know what the fuck I did wrong. Anyways, back to my sister's tits. Anybody watch vinyl last night? Did you watch vinyl? Martin Scorsese? You know, Mick Jagger production on HBO. Starring Bobby Cannavale, who's a fucking great actor. Did you see plays like a record executive in the 70s in New York?

And he's got a coke and drug problem. Dice Clay was on the show. Did anybody see it? Fucking tremendous music. Just a fucking kick-ass scorsese production you could see little hints of goodfellas in there the way he shot some of the stuff you know walking through the back kitchen and walking into nightclubs or that type of shit and there was even a a trunk body in the trunk scene it's a very reminiscent of uh goodfellas and very Scorsese-ish.

And just Bobby Cannavale was fucking tremendous. And Mick Jagger's kid is in there. And there's great music. And for a TV show, it was a two-hour premiere. I fucking was eating it up. Just eating it up. Fucking Scorsese. How can you be that hip?

And Ray Romano, by the way, in there too, Ray. And who the hell else? Max Casella, he was Benny on The Sopranos, the little guy who looks way different now. He's got a beard and shit and looks heavier. who played Eugene on The Sopranos. He was a bouncer at Caroline's years ago. He was friends with Gandolfini. Good to see him getting some work. And a lot of faces will recognize that there's one guy who, he's in everything. He's like a character actor,

but since the 90s, he's been in a ton of shit. I gotta look up his name. But it was just great. There's just punk live music and just, I can't even describe it. You have to watch it. There's just punk live music and just, I can't even describe it. You have to watch it.

It's just, it's Scorsese and it's HBO when they're not doing their liberal, faggy, whore shit and actually fucking let real people do their thing. You know, Louis Scorsese. But I recommend the show. Unless you're a politically a politically correct jack off then just cut your fucking wrist anyways what what did i have to do anything uh you heard me vinyl on hbo i'm actually plugging a network that fucking hasn't put me on since 1993 in the young comedian special luckily i worked for ch Rock, but they never gave me a sniff as far as a stand-up.

That's when I fucking, people ask me, and I go, yeah, certain people do hold your politics against you. They knew what my politics were because I worked for Chris. Chris hired me because I wasn't afraid to speak up

around black people. And, of course, the woman that ran HBO, the women fucking hated my politics and they were damn well aware of them and haven't given me a sniff in a hundred years. Anyways. How about Antonin Scalia, huh?

Fucking Supreme Court judge, huh? Conservative. Brilliant. He's gone. He's gone. Not that we can do about it. He's gone. Oh, buddy, here comes the judge.

Here comes the judge. Here comes the judge. Here comes the judge. Here comes the judge. Here comes the judge. Here comes the judge. Here comes the judge. Yeah, he went to the Cibolo, and that's how it's pronounced. I've heard it nine different. It's a Bolo Cibolo Creek Ranch, and it's a place where you go hunting, like quail and shit. He had never been there before, but goes there Friday night, goes to bed after he eats.

Saturday morning, they try to fucking waken him at like 830 in the morning. His door's locked, doesn't answer. So the rest of the guys go out hunting, come back like three hours later. This guy Poindexter

that runs the place and they find him in bed. A pillow over his head, which I don't know. I know who I'm looking at first. Hello, I'm Mike Lindell, inventor of the world's most comfortable pillow. You motherfucker, you killed the judge. We all have the same Yeah, you probably which I don't know I know who I'm looking at first you motherfucker you kill the judge yeah you probably voted fucking Democrat you mother

flopping all night long like a guppy wake up in the morning well maybe not waking up in the morning yeah dirt, a dirt nap. Well, with my patented fill, wherever you move this pillow. Shut up, you fucking thief. But they discovered him in bed, a pillow over his head. What the fuck is that? What is that? I know you can put a pillow over your head to keep the darkness out sometimes. I mean, the light out.

His bedclothes were unwrinkled, said Poindexter. I don't even know what that means, bedclothes. Was he in pajamas like Dick Van Dyke? I don't even know. But he was lying very restfully, and this is the guy that found him, saying it looked like he had not quite awakened from a nap. Scalia was 79, did not have a pulse, his body was cold. After consulting with a doctor at the hospital, Poindexter concluded that resuscitation would have been futile.

And then he contacted federal authorities, at first encountering a series of answering services, because he was calling on the weekend, obviously. Ultimately, they became available, handled it superbly. He says, they flew in by helicopter. They told me to secure the ranch. by helicopter they told me to secure the ranch anyways obviously there's all kinds of political implications because if he does it's going to sway the court you know one way or the other right now the conservatives have like a 5-4 edge and uh so that's a big uh you know that's a big to do politically and it came up in the debates and everything. And I guess, you know, under the Constitution, Obama still has the right to nominate somebody for that pivotal role.

But I guess over the last 80 years, no Supreme Court judge, I mean, has been appointed, you know, by a lame duck president. It's just out of decency, I guess. And to be a lame duck president and leaving within a few months and then to appoint somebody, you know, which is it's a lifetime position they think is not fair. So just out of decency. But again, everything's political with Obama. And if he has the right to, I understand. I understand the Democrats, why they would say he's going to be the president till january 2017 so he should appoint somebody i agree with that and then and and then the republicans who control the senate don't have to affirm the guy

and and can stick it up their ass like they did when they fucking shot down judge bork and ginsburg so i don't see what the big deal is i didn't i don't understand why the republicans jumped out and made a big stink. He shouldn't appoint anybody, but who cares? You're not going to clear it anyways. You're going to block it, right? Can't you block the nomination?

Or maybe am I missing something here? Look, I'm no Paul D'Angelo. I don't know the fucking law. But I'm just saying. I guess, you know, the decent thing would be to say,

look, I'm a lame duck president. I'm not going to do that. But, you know, come on, this is politics., look, I'm a lame duck president. I'm not going to do that. But, you know, come on. This is politics. It's a fucking blood sport, especially with the Democrats. It's all they got in life. So, yeah, so Obama can pick somebody. And, of course, he's not going to pick somebody who's fucking, you know, right down the middle or neutral or who somebody the Republicans are going to like.

right down the middle or neutral or who somebody the Republicans are going to like. He's going to pick a fucking liberal jerk off who, you know, it's going to affect future generations. Generations. So, you know. The Dems, though, hypocrites, because I found this back in 1960.

The headline says, Dems in senate passed a resolution in 1960 against election year supreme court appointments see so back in august of 1960 the democrat controlled senate passed a resolution senate resolution 334 expressing the sense of the Senate that the president should not make recess appointments to the Supreme Court except to prevent or end a breakdown in the administration of the court's business. Each of President Eisenhower's Supreme Court

appointments had initially been a recess appointment who was later confirmed by the Senate and the Democrats were apparently concerned that Ike would try to fill any Appointments had initially been a recess appointment who was later confirmed by the Senate. And the Democrats were apparently concerned that Ike would try to fill any last minute vacancies that might arise with a recess appointment. So now they see they're changing their tone. A little bit hypocritical. But like I said, if it's allowed by the Constitution, I think Republicans just shut your yaps.

And when he appoints whoever that you don't like, you don't filibuster it. And whatever you do, you fucking block it. Okay. And yes, Anthony Kennedy was under Reagan's last year. I think he was nominated in 87 and appointed in 88. That's what the stories are saying. So whatever the fuck. But that's a big loss man 79 years old and um guy everybody liked him you know was it ruth gator gins ginsburg is that a ruth beta ginsburg the old lady there said they were like best friends or whatever and everybody just said he was a genius and

a lot of his uh a lot of young law students study his uh you know when they write an opinion on a case and i guess it's it's it's actually affected how they i guess when you argue in front of the supreme court they used to be there wasn't so much back and forth between the attorneys arguing in front of the Supreme Court, but Scalia used to interject and ask questions of the attorneys, and it sort of changed the whole style of how you argue and the interactions between the Supreme Court justices and the attorneys arguing in front of them. So he was definitely a pioneer. But who gives a shit? This is a podcast. Let's get to the dick and pussy jokes, right? Fuck you!

Anyways, rest in peace there, judge. Sorry to see you go. It's just so typical of the times we're living in. It's almost a metaphor. What metaphor? I don't know, but just how everything's fucking turning for the worst. I'd do an autopsy.

His family said there was no need. Bullshit. I'd be in there. Who knows? Fucking. Maybe fucking Obama pulled a Putin, gave him a nice cup of green tea before he went to bed.

Know what I'm saying? Hey, in politics, anything's possible. The pillow over the face? What the hell is that? That's enough right there to fucking do an autopsy. Wouldn't you say so? Hello, I'm Mike Lindell, inventor of the world's most comfortable... And I just killed a Supreme Court judge. Ah, your sister's bug. Too bad. ah your sister's bug too bad but uh naturally naturally my friends that happened like hours before the debate they found him dead okay so uh i was thinking to myself like trump who, you know, he's not a natural politician.

I know he studies up here and there, but I wonder when something like this happens, I'm like, what if he got caught with his pants down, knew nothing about it. But I guess he had time to cram for an hour or whatever. Excuse me. Anyways, did you see the debates in South Carolina? Oh, boy. What a fuck. It was the best. It was like pro wrestling. And let me just say my opinion on this too. Let me ask you this question out there on both sides of the aisle, you potential voters for the next presidential election. Which party, the Democrat or the Republicans, look like they're really vetting and really trying to find the right person?

Just ask yourself that honestly. Huh? Who's doing all the debates and beating each other up and really trying to find the best candidate? As opposed to the other side, two fucking jerk-offs just playing the game. Huh? Who's really doing the vetting and really trying to find the right person with the job? This is fucking ridiculous. Bernie Sanders is a farce.

They put him out there to make Hillary look more moderate. I said that on the last show. Everybody knows that. And you know what? He's fucking, it's backfired because he's actually beaten this fucking, the worst candidate in the history of the presidential, fucking Hillary Clinton. That fucking... worst candidate in the history of the presidential fucking hillary clinton that do you agree with me on any of that i think you do don't you sure you do um you're going on yes the debates were very lively and oh my, my God, Trump, obviously being the leader, just, you know, winning in New Hampshire, then heading into South Carolina with a big lead. They were out to fucking get them and they should be. But everybody get into the mix. It was fucking hilarious. It was as brutal as they said it was going to be. Just I mean, just fucking a blood sport. It's fun.

It really is like sports. I don't know how, I couldn't wait to sit down and watch that shit. Some people are bored by it, but we live in such crazy times, you know? No, Hillary, relax, sweetheart.

Get to you in a few minutes. But yeah, it got ugly. Trump, Trump and Bush, first of all, they didn't even shake hands after. I swear to God, if they bumped into each other in the hallway, it would just be precious. They fucking hate each other. And I think Trump really hurt himself.

As much as I appreciate his bluntness and making all the other dickheads look like the phonies that they are he's just too thin-skinned man he can't uh he really can't handle it when people go after him and he says shit now he said shit that i'll get to in a second that's gonna i i think it's gonna fucking hurt him south carolina you're gonna forget is a very militaristic uh uh you know? It's where a lot of military people and families reside, and he went after Bush and, you know, George W. Bush and said some shit. I think that, and he actually zinged

fucking Lindsey Graham, who's out of the race, who's sitting in the front row, who is a senator from South Carolina, and he got booed on that and he just and then trump and and then uh cruz and him got into it and then uh at one point fucking john casick goes wow this is crazy i mean this is like he's above the fray i hate that shit too fucking don't sit there and go, oh, you know, this is crazy. Get in there. But, well, I just got a,

that was an instant message or whatever from Mike McDonald. I can't read in there on the show. It just popped up on the screen and disappeared. Somebody's got to help me with this shit. Anyways, God, I hope nobody, I hope nobody reviewed it to be like, like yeah he said a lot of racist yeah i know i know whatever just trying to keep your people awake but let's get to the debates um first of all we got uh we got uh yeah the subject you know uh jeb bush had his brother

gw he's coming this week to help him in South Carolina. I don't know why you do that, but the Bushes, somehow, they're loved in South Carolina. And anyways, Trump gets into it and voices his opinion about the Iraq war and shit. Here we go. You do whatever you want. You call it whatever you want. I want to tell you, they lied. They said there were weapons of mass destruction. There were none, and they knew there were none.

There were no weapons of mass destruction. Okay, all right. When a member on the stage's brother gets attacked, your brother gets to respond. Do I get to do it five or six times or just once responding to that? So here's the deal. I'm sick and tired of Barack Obama blaming my brother for all of the problems that he's had and frankly i could i could care less about the incident by the way we had uh iraq under control you know until obama fucking you know after the surge it was it was completely stable than obama because he wants to

be the the no war president worries about his legacy maybe he pulls pulls all those troops out and all hell broke loose he's doing just what he wanted to stable the middle east have migrants come over here fucking turn this is this country in a third world shithole he's actually a genius when you think about that was just my opinion anyways back to jib results that donald trump gives to me it's blood sport for him he enjoys it and I'm glad he's happy about it but I am sick and tired of him going after my family my dad is the greatest man alive in my mind come on Jeb you baby

my brother was building a security apparatus to keep us safe, and I'm proud of what he did. And he's had the gall to go after my mother. The World Trade Center came down during your brother's reign. He's had the gall to go after my mother. Remember that. Hold on. Trump said the World Trade Center came down under your brother's reign. That is something that William F. Buckley was there.

He would have fucking fainted. And, yeah, it did come down while GW was president. But you think it really happened? You think all that planning went on the day he got elected? It went on for fucking years. And it's just a silly remark by Trump.'s stupid and they didn't lie they had all kinds of information that there were weapons of mass destruction you can go on google and you had hillary clinton all the highest some of the highest powerful most powerful democrats it uh saying that

that uh they agreed because of information. But the information turned out to be incorrect. I don't believe they fucking lied. And I know that's, I mean, the libs live on that one. They'll throw that in your face in a second. But how do you explain, you know, Clinton and Nancy Pelosi and Reid, all of these powerful Dems who, you know, maybe not Reid, but I know Pelosi and a lot of other Dems agreed that they thought they were weapons of mass destruction. So I don't think it was a fucking lie.

But, you know, you can go back and forth with people who vote Democrat all day on that because, you know, Republicans are evil. Remember that. all day on that because you know republicans are evil remember that anyways then uh marco rubio jumps in and i thought beautifully he had another killer debate and i think he made people forget about the the last debate he had but don hussein was in violation of un resolutions an open violation and the world wouldn't do anything about it and george w bush enforced what the international community refused to do. And again, he kept us safe. And I am forever grateful to what he did for this country.

How did he keep us safe when the World Trade Center came down? The world, excuse me, I lost hundreds of friends. The World Trade Center came down during the rain. He kept us safe. That's not safe. That is not safe, Marco. All rain. That's not safe. That is not safe. All right. That is not safe. The World Trade Center came down because Bill Clinton didn't kill Osama bin Laden when he had the chance to kill him.

And George Bush. Home run. George Bush had the chance also, and he didn't listen to the advice of his CIA. All right, Dr. Carson, we have a cleansing. I'm not going to invite Donald Trump to the rally in Charleston on Monday afternoon. I don't want to go. Isn't that Jeb trying to be funny? Oh, Jeb, you're a hoot.

Oh, Jeb, you're a hoot. And it's true. Bill Clinton, remember he lobbed a fucking missile into like a baby aspirin factory? Or a fucking, just like an obligatory shot just to make it look like he was doing something. Give me a fucking break. We get hit back in 1993, by the way, the first Trade Center attack. Okay, who was in office then? Yeah, exactly. So that's fucking silly to say it's all on GW. And I wasn't a huge GW fan, by the way, either.

Fucking neocon, he no conservative. But anyways, it just got, wasn't it great? They just started attacking each other and fucking. Here we go. Senator Cruz, you were mentioned in the mix here. Your response. This is Cruz. mix here. Your response is flexibility is a good thing, but it shouldn't. You shouldn't be flexible on core principles. I like Donald. He is an amazing entertainer, but his policies for most

of his life. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. For most of his life, his policies have been very, very liberal for most of his life. He has described himself as very pro-choice and as a supporter of partial birth abortion. True. Right now, today, as a candidate, he supports federal taxpayer funding for Planned Parenthood. I disagree with him on that. That's a matter of principle. And I'll tell you...

You probably are worse than Jeb Bush. You are the single biggest liar. This guy lied. Let me just tell you. This guy lied about Ben Carson when he took votes away from Ben Carson in Iowa. And he just continued. And today we had robocalls saying Donald Trump is not going to run in South Carolina where I'm leading by a lot. I'm not going to run.

Vote. Vote for Ted Cruz. This is the same. Just fucking ripping each other. I don't know, man. You know, I'm a Cruz guy just because he is the most consistent and to me the most principled. But again, I'll say it again. I think people get scared with this religious bent.

I don't know why, but they do. So, you know, Rubio is watching these two guys, Trump and Cruz, slice each other up, and he's drafting behind them, and he's the most electable, you know? And I really believe what William F. Buckley said. You know, you vote for the most electable, you know, and I really believe what William F. Buckley said. You know, you vote for the most electable conservative, the person who's most conservative in electable.

Paraphrasing there. But and that would be Rubio. So, you know, I think he's he's a killer debater, man. He's got his shit together and he really looks like he means it. He's not selling it. this guy really means it he's immigrant of cuban parents and uh and i believe uh cruz means it too but you know fucking trump for for all his political incorrectness which i love and i loved how he's turned this system upside down to show what phonies these people are and i'm not saying he couldn't do the job either but you know he's a fucking he's definitely more liberal than he's uh leading on to be and he what the fuck he was raised in new york city wasn't he so uh anyways it's it's fun it was just fun watching watching those fuckers and john kasich had a good debate he's too much of a conventional

politician but i know he's got results and shit in ohio and he balanced the budget when he worked for reagan i guess so you know wouldn't be the worst thing in the world but he's i don't know i see him capitulating to the dems but uh that, and he's got the personality of a fucking fishing boot. I can't wait to see the results, though. I haven't even checked, you know, the vote's Saturday. They actually vote.

And by the way, how about New Hampshire? Do you know Bernie Sanders wins by 22 points over Hillary, yet Hillary gets all the delegates? Because that's how it is on the Democratic side. They have superdelegates who can decide who wins. So so why i don't understand i i must be missing something why go out and vote in new hampshire in a primary if your vote's gonna mean jack shit when they can do that i don't fucking get it i don't get any of this i don't know who designed this shit the founding fathers i think it's been changed since i mean They weren't having primaries in New Hampshire

I don't know who came up with these fucking rules But that's how it's It's a farce so Hillary wins the delegates From New Hampshire after getting beat by 22 What a fucking what is going on No no no no no no I agree I agree No no no no no no

Yes yes I'm not making up the fucking rules No fucking way No fucking way Yes, yes. I'm not making up the fucking rule. No, yes. Oh, the judge. That was the story. That was a shocker. A shocker. Shocker con. Shocker con. judge that was the story that was a shocker a shocker let's move on shall we from politics comes political correctness

that's what i say peyton manning university of tennessee sex assault lawsuit cites peyton Manning, University of Tennessee sex assault lawsuit cites Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning. I don't know. I read the whole thing. Let me read this to you. And I actually read the USA Today story, the woman that's filing the thing. And she was like a trainer at University of Tennessee back in 96 when Peyton was there. And she was like a trainer at university of tennessee back in 96 when peyton was there and she was like

checking it didn't even make sense because she was checking like a something wrong with his foot and i guess he was naked on the table or had a towel and he slid down the table and supposedly put his junk on her face i don't know how that's possible i I guess it is, but let's not confuse that with these sexual assaults that go on when a defensive end has a 118-pound girl in his dorm room and, you know, forces himself on her. Let's not confuse the two. And I'm not saying what Peyton Manning did was right, if he did it at all. But a sweeping lawsuit filed by six former female students against university of tennessee last week argues its athletic department has long condoned a hostile sexual environment stretching

back to the mid-1990s citing nearly a dozen instances of former student athletes accused of sexual assault including nfl star pe Peyton Manning. I'm guessing, I'm probably, in the times we're living in, I'm guarantee you the fucking broads are sitting there going, oh, Peyton Manning just won the Super Bowl. It's like ripping down a statue of founding fathers on a campus and Woodrow Wilson at Princeton,

they want to tear down all his statues because he was racist. This is just another form of it, high-tech lynching. Let's ruin Peyton Manning's fucking... I'll get to my reasoning in a second, but let's get to the allegations that Manning sexually assaulted a female athletic trainer

while in college. It was first reported in 2003, but on Saturday, a widely shared New York Daily News, which is a piece of shit tabloid paper that I wouldn't let my cat shit on, and I don't even have a cat, a New York Daily News column about the alleged incident and a subsequent lawsuit fired by the trainer drew widespread attention on social media. The University of Tennessee lawsuit fired last week calls out an alleged 1996 incident

which Manning was accused of placing his naked genitals on the face of the female trainer while she was examining him manning has denied the allegations and said he was mooning a fellow athlete a lot of holes in that fucking story um the trainer dr jamie norright late that's a girl by the way later sued manning after he described her in a book as vulgar mouthed the university of tennessee lawsuit filed by six women identified only as jane does list manning is one of 10 former players accused of sexual assault or other misconduct and making its case that the university of tennessee athletics department is a long-standing pattern that it deliberately created and creates a hostile discriminatory sexual environment for female students uh and acted with deliberate indifference

in response to incidents of sexual assault particularly made against major sports athletes i don't i'm not denying that this shit goes on at at camp you know, at large football factories, Tennessee, Oklahoma, Alabama, you know. I'm not denying it, but in this particular case, it's a woman trainer, you know, in the fucking guy's locker room. Anybody see a problem with that right there? Huh? Does anybody see? Do you learn anything from social engineering in the military? You know how many rape cases there have been in the military? Anybody make want to fucking sit back and get off your politically correct stupid high horse and go, hey, maybe these experiments don't work.

Maybe the men and women really can't be in a foxhole together without this shit because of men, you know, men's instincts. And it just maybe that's why they didn't do it for fucking 60, 70 years in this country. Maybe all this progressive so-called fucking genius social engineering is really fucking stupid. Because it just doesn't work. And it's not supposed to work. Anybody, just a thought, anybody fucking think that? What are you saying?

There shouldn't be female reporters in the... Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And female trainers and whatever. There shouldn't be female reporters in the... Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And female trainers and whatever. Because you can't change the DNA of guys, and you shouldn't ask them. And I'm not... Again, I'm not condoning.

I'm not talking about the rapes and the dorms and shit. It's a whole other matter. Those are kids coming out of fucking projects who have raised with no mother, no father, no family whatsoever. Don't know how to act, but they're great athletes. So then they're thrown into a new culture, a college campus atmosphere. They don't know how to fucking behave. There's definitely shit like, look, I played ball, you know, I played ball in college at a small school.

And I saw some of the shit that went on. I am all, and I love college football. You know, it's my favorite thing. But you know what? I don't blame the people in academia, even though they're the ones that are responsible for this politically correct environment. But, you know, I don't blame the ones that say, hey, you know what? Get the fucking sports off the campus. I don't blame them for a second.

If I had a daughter going to a, you know, a major school, I wouldn't feel safe dropping her off today with what goes on. Really. I mean, if these athletic departments can't get this shit under control, it should be eradicated from college campuses. Really, you know, schools, you might forget this, it's about learning. That's what colleges were intended for, not about having giant football programs and a farm system for the NFL. I would if I was a, I understand the people in academia who want to do something about it. But anyways, I'm just saying the social engineering aspect of of of uh you know

female trainers in a fucking college guy's locker room that's just never gonna work not in 2016 not in 1916 not in 1566 when the university of cavemen won the orange bowl uh i'm just saying okay it's not gonna work, and I don't give a shit. Well, you don't sound very progressive in your fucking, all your shit, all your changes, some of them aren't good. Like trying to change the biology and the natural instincts of men and women trying to legislate behavior.

It's not going to fucking work. When are you going to learn that? Anyways. The lawsuit, this is back to Peyton Manning. In 1996, Jamie Whited, that was her name. She's now Jamie Notright. Almost like not right. Jamie Whited, the first female associate trainer.

This is the girl who's suing Peyton. She was the first associate trainer in University of Tennessee's history. By the way, she went on to be a big deal at the university of tennessee you know heading up all kinds of programs um reported the incident to the sexual assault crisis center in knoxville alleging university tennessee football player peyton manning had in brief sat on her face while she was assessing the extent of an injury. The incident was settled in 1997, conditioned on the victim leaving her job at the university. The University of Tennessee lawsuit cites a USA Today article from 2003 about the woman's

subsequent lawsuit against Manning for his reference to her in his book. against Manning for his reference to her in his book. The focus of six female plaintiffs is on five additional and more recent alleged incidents of sexual assault. The lawsuit names former UT basketball player Yemi McEnola, who was found to have violated student conduct codes by sexually assaulting a freshman woman. McEnola, I can't remember, it's a fucking crazy name, has denied those allegations. The suit also cites an unnamed current University of Tennessee football player accused of sexual

assault, an unnamed non-student athlete accused of sexual assault following a party in which the women were served alcohol by a UT football player and former football players, AJ Johnson and Michael Williams, who faced separate trials this summer in the alleged sexual assault of a female student athlete. Lawyers for both men have denied the allegations. But do you get my bigger point? Do you get my bigger point? Female trainers really surrounded by half naked college guys who but do you get my bigger point, do you get my bigger point, female trainers,

really surrounded by half-naked college guys, whose hormones, by the way, you're at your sexual peak in college, not to mention, you throw on some HGH, maybe these guys are juicing, well, gee, what are the odds, and I'm not making excuses for them, I'm saying separate the fucking whole football, the whole sports thing, give the. I'm saying separate the fucking whole football, the whole sports thing. Give the women their own, separate but fucking equal. Give them their own fucking thing. Give men their own thing.

See, but the problem is Peyton Manning and the Tennessee Volunteers in the 90s, they're the reason the University of Tennessee was able to build libraries and new pools and buy computers. It's all the major sports programs men's sports programs that allow these uh universities to flourish so it's a real it's a real fucking

clusterfuck but don't complicate it by trying to defy biology with your politically correct horseshit ideas of uh you know equality equality. So that's interesting. So, you know, Peyton, no matter what happens, Peyton Manning's, you know, his golden boy reputation is going to be sullied. Who knows what's true

and what's not. But hey, it's the times we're living in. Tear down the successful white fella. Tom Brady, too. We've tried to fuck him in the ass how many times

with a silly allegation. That's going to come out too. Somebody right now is probably brewing up a thing. Tom Brady tried to kiss me at the Marriott in Baltimore in 2007. Said a gay door hop.

Bell hop. Door hop. God. College campuses need to be blown up. Other people actually I should say the academia. Other people, actually, I should say, the academia. But do you see what I'm saying? I think you got to separate.

You can't have big time. These kids, come on, these athletes, they can't spell their last name, man. I saw a little bit at University of Maine. Some of these scholarship athletes can't even spell their last fucking name. And then they're, you know. God damn it. I'm pinching my stomach as it hangs over. I got like a two inch roll hanging over my belt.

What the fuck? I need a nice dose of fucking diarrhea and dehydration. Excuse me. Yes, I do. Yes, have some more chili. Yes, so you got gotta be careful girls i wouldn't feel comfortable dropping my daughter off at temple or university of tennessee alabama florida like i said i went to university of i saw some of the shit that one i can't imagine what goes on with potential nfl first round draft picks and the shit they get away with

huh i mean what the fuck hey where are the white women at exactly oh more more universe let's stay on the university of uh political correctness that should be the name of school upc university of political correctness university tells students to report and this is in quotation incidents of discomfort to campus police the college fix what is going on in in the fucking state of oregon that it's so fucking liberal and mentally ill, their college camp? University of Portland has launched a speak up web page that encourages students to report incidents of discomfort to its public safety department. You fucking whining baby maggots, you fucks.

Calm down, Nick. I will. We ask members of our community, let's get rid of the word community, too. That's where political correctness starts. Our community, the black community, the red community, you know, the LGBT community. How about just one country, one nation, one people, you fuckstains? How about just one country, one nation, one people, you fuckstains? We ask members of our community to speak up, in capital letters, and report alleged incidents of discrimination and incidents of discomfort.

What the fuck does that even mean? Okay, I have chafing. It's a hot day. My balls are sticky, and they're burning. It's very discomforting to me. Should I call the number? No, you have to be a minority or a woman and have incidents of discrimination, shit like that. And incidents of discomfort regarding observed or experienced interactions of intolerance. Do you see what that, can I fucking translate that for you?

In other words, this is really only for people of color, students of color, and women and gays. That's who they're talking about. It's all against fucking white guys. That's all it is. No fucking white heterosexual male is going to call and say, I experience interaction of intolerance. Yes, Nick,

that's because women aren't intolerant and people of color aren't intolerant. That's the fucking illusion you want us to believe. This is all, again, incidents of discomfort regarding observed or experienced interactions of intolerance. In other words, racism, white racism, or the bullying of LGBT. That's all it is.

Fucking do yourself a favor and homeschool your kids. Because these leftist fuckstains, really, they've gone off the rails. The top resource listed under reporting options, that's in quotes, is the university's public safety department. Which operates 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and includes a director, 2 sergeants, and 9 public safety officers. So you little fucking college baby fucking supposedly young adults if somebody looks at you wrong you can call and go he was making me uncomfortable he was staring at my tits i thought i heard him say the n word under his breath a mile away i'm gonna find a fucking below that the title nine which is the worst thing that ever happened on college campuses, the Title IX Student Conduct and Human Resources Departments are listed as additional reporting options.

This is just an outright indictment of white heterosexual masculinity. That's all this is about. They're not going to take the call of a fucking white heterosexual male because none of the fucking, none of the options are there, you know, that you would experience as a white heterosexual male. The University of Portland, this is in quotes,

takes seriously its responsibility to provide an inclusive environment for all. You don't say. We haven't heard that in the last five seconds. You know who said that? Rachel Barry Arquit. Let me spell that for you. Rachel, then Barry, B-A-R-R-Y, hyphen, A-R-Q-U-I-T, Arquit, in an email to the college fix.

She's everything that's wrong. Rachel, you're everything that's wrong with the fucking world. Go home, go in your garage, fucking get in your little Prius, shut the door, and turn the fucking engine on. Do us all a favor. You're ruining the fucking planet with your politically correct horse shit,

fucking all based in envy, dog shit. The Beacon Campus newspaper reports, Speak Up was created at a time when students of color feel isolated on campus

through widespread use of microaggressions on campus. Can you fucking imagine? I would believe that if it was 1958. Can you believe that fucking sentence?

Can you believe it? At a time when students of color feel isolated on campus. Yeah, they look real isolated. Busting into the university of fucking, university, was it Yale? Into the library while people trying to study and chanting in white people's faces,

Black Lives Matter. Yeah, they look really fucking isolated when they're screaming at their professors. Are you fucking dicking me university of missouri and we're white fucking white uh university presidents are resigning oh they're so marginalized the poor students of color what a fucking obama i can't wait for you to get the fuck out of town don't only fucking fucking... Because he's created, he's fomented this whole fucking environment.

That's why there's nobody right-wing out there far enough right for me to be elected president. You wouldn't believe what I'd fucking have done on college campuses if I could have the guy I wanted. He doesn't exist, though. The words, incidents of discomfort are intentionally broad as each person within the community would likely describe a different situation or experience that would define that description.

Barry Arquette said, what a dumb cunt. Just a fucking dumb cunt. Listen to this. Listen to this. This is my hands are shaking right now. This to this. Listen to this. My hands are shaking right now. This is fucking... Fuck you! Fuck you!

Fuck you! Fuck you! That's to you. This is Barry Arquette, you fucking dumb cunt. We strive to promote a safe environment where all people can live, work, and learn. Campus leaders state on the university website, we ask all of our students, faculty, and staff for a willingness to enter into conversations

that celebrate the backgrounds of all people and foster an inclusive community. How many times have you heard the words community, inclusive, celebrate, fucking healing in the last, what would you say, last 20 years? What would you say? 70 to 80,000 times a week?

Just make-believe horseshit that only you could believe in by fucking ensconcing yourself in academia and being protected from the real world. This is all make-believe shit that won't fucking hold protected from the real world this is this is all make-believe shit that won't fucking hold up in the real world i'm fucking believable

oh just fucking university of portland why would anybody send your kid to that fucking shithole probably a good school but you take away the political correctness, but you can't because that's the very thing that holds up a campus. I'll get to more tomorrow. We got Texas A&M shit going on there on that campus

just as silly. And then I got the 10 most ridiculous cases of like PC shit you've ever heard in your life. This is giving me a headache. This is...

Unbelievable. shit you've ever heard in your life. This is giving me a headache. Unbelievable. Anyways, that's it for now. And like I said, for you people listening on iTunes or Stitcher, listening to the free shows on Monday on riotcast.com, if you want two to three more shows a week, go to connectpal.com. If you want two to three more shows a week.

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All right, kids? That's about all I got from here. I can't take it anymore. I really can't. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Why aren't more people interriging like me?

I don't know. I'll talk to you kids soon Uh-oh, retard alert. Retard alert. Because I'm not like everybody else. I'm not like everybody else. I'm not like everybody else. I'm not like everybody else. Good day, everybody. guitar solo guitar solo you