The Nick DiPaolo Show - 135 - New Slogan for Hillary

Episode Date: May 24, 2016

New Slogan for Hillary

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How are you? Great to be with you. How about them Red Sox, huh? I know I'm out to throw. Some guy on Twitter, some Yankee fan goes, hey, lay off the Red Sox shit, will you? I've only mentioned them twice so far, but what do you mean? They're second in the MLB power rankings behind the Cubs.

Wouldn't that be a World Series? But the Red Sox, I mean, defense, offense, number one offense in all of baseball, not just the American League. Fucking Big Papi is hitting the ball like he's 11. I'm telling you, I'd have him piss into a cup he's even making me wonder but horrible thing to say I know but that's me I'm cynical anyways what can I tell you they're just defense is outstanding I mean bullpen is outstanding offense is scary

anyways how are you contributions I mentioned earlier thank you so much daniel harman for your contribution to the podcast also my buddy tim in cincinnati also known as timothy hewell uh i appreciate it timmy he's been with us a long times kevin mccardle with a huge fat one this guy does not play around did i mention him him last week? I might have. Kev, thanks so much. Unbelievably generous. And Robert Darrow, who's also a regular

contributor to the show. Thank you for your contributions. Appreciate it. What in God's name? Oh, hey, David Banner. I guess he's a black rapper from Louisiana, so I'm sure he likes white people, huh?

He made a video, a rap video, showing a white cop being tortured and hanged, but he says it doesn't promote violence. Oh my God, you have to be fucking kidding me. God, David Banner, you might be the most ignorant of the ignorant. It's just fucking. I'll just play. I'm not even going to play this song. Why give it any, you know. It's even a shitty song.

It even sucks as a rapper, never mind his ignorance. But it opens with a little thing like a, you know. It's a paragraph that comes up on the screen uh and this is what it says what a fucking ignorosis oh the intent of this visual is not to promote violence but to show that we as a people would know is your people what's this no talking like a two-year-old we's a people we's a people not people no people me is a people, not people. No, people. Me's a people. Listen to him laying on the, ooh, hey, scary black voice to scare the white man. No longer encourage and accept the loss of innocent black lives.

The purpose of this message is not to target anyone, but instead to value everyone. This video is a statement and a reminder that black lives won't be taken lightly. We don't need a reminder. We hear it in our heads. Us white people hear it in our heads when we wake up, when we have lunch, when we have breakfast, when we're at the park, when we go bowling. It's in our heads. It's been drilled into our heads. This is what we hear.

Since I've been six, it'll be 1968 1968 so we really don't need a reminder in your shitty stinky fucking video p fucking you i mean just guy stinks as a rapper i almost feel bad for him just fucking dog shit but uh yeah it's a nice video it shows a white guy white cop watching himself at home sitting in the shitty apartment with a smile on his face watching a news story about how he shot an innocent black guy and um and then the doorbell rings he answers it and he gets kidnapped anyways they torture and they hang him and uh just just some fucking real talent there. And we're actually asking the question, do you think this promotes violence against white cops? Actually asking that question.

I don't know. You think if we made a video where, I don't know, we showed a couple of black teens raping a white girl and then maybe the Klan getting a hold of them, you think MTV would throw, well, they don't even show videos. I don't know who shows videos anymore. You think MTV would throw, well, they don't even show videos. I don't know who shows videos anymore. You think that would draw any controversy? Would we be even asking the question?

With a nice catchy, you know, tune to it? I mean, just where the fuck, it's hilarious. Why this guy, well, freedom of speech. Okay, fine. If you're going to, you know, fine. But it's got to go both ways if that's what you're gonna cry i think the guy should be fucking arrested what do you think of that for inciting fucking violence against white cops yeah or cops in general just you know what

the fuck is it really uh just a fucking ignorosis of the third degree and uh Just a fucking ignorosis of the third degree. And, uh... Un-fucking-believable. So go out and get that one. Real catchy tune. Where's my catchy tune? I didn't, uh... Let me see if I can pull it up here.

I didn't pull it up today. But, uh, you know who I'm talking about. That tremendous band. Uh, fuck it. I better not do it. It'll take me forever. But David Banner. Wasn't that the Hulk? Wasn't that the character's name before he turned into the Hulk on that show?

I'm not sure. I was never into that shit. I was a strange little kid. I liked girls and sports. I was never into that shit. I was a strange little kid. I liked girls and sports. I wasn't into fucking figurines. Speaking of fucking ignoramuses, oh, Hillary Clinton was on the Sunday morning shows with Chuck Todd and all the people who ask her

those hard-hitting questions. And she's got a new slogan. And, oh, she's just terrific as a candidate just tremendous isn't she just all full of personality and vigor and um oh the poor thing actually feeling bad for her too but um she's got a new she's got a new. And you can tell somebody sat her down. And before she went on, like meet the, now you got to get that Hillary,

you got to get that new slogan out there because, uh, you know, uh, Trump, uh, by the way, Trump was leading her in some polls nationally.

The left is shitting their pants. The Republicans are coalescing. Uh, that means coming together for my people in South Jersey. And yeah, and the fucking Democrats are tearing each other's throats out. It is so much fucking fun to watch. But she was on those morning shows and she got that new slogan because, you know, her party said, Jesus, you got to get a slogan. I mean, Trump's going to, you know, make America great. And fuck face, what's his name? Bernie Sanders is, you know,

political revolution. And you got nothing, you thick ankle dog face. You got to come up with something. So she's got one. It's we're stronger together. Listen to her trying to get it in during the interview. We are stronger together. We are stronger together in facing our internal challenges and our external ones. We are stronger together if we work to improve the economy. And that's going to mean trying to get the Republicans to do what will. That slogan is going to take it's about as catchy as your pantsuit line. Fucking dress like Mao Zedong. That slogan's gonna take... That's about as catchy as your pantsuit line. Fucking dress like Mao Zedong.

Yeah, fucking... We got stronger together. She's got nothing. If you guys want to defuse her campaign, just break all the teleprompters. She will shit her big, giant, gray bloomers. She is just a robot. Oh, my God. And really, fucking Sanders is giving her all she can handle

this guy in his late hundreds socialist and again i'm embarrassed that you fucking idiots who follow him too i don't even get into that but anyways um she is the fuck her husband must be sitting there just shaking his head at home watching her on TV. He's telling her all the right things. You know, no, I'm telling you. You're on the right track. We're going to do this thing. And then she leaves the house and that woman comes over with the fake tits and shop car.

Gives her a nice fucking rim job. And he hands her a stack of bills. Again, allegedly. But stronger together. We are stronger together. And then in the next breath she'll go um white privilege white males and women don't make as much as men and uh blacks go to prison too much but we are stronger together we are stronger together and uh it's so funny because she you know she wants to be the first woman president and she's so funny because she, you know, she wants to be the first woman president, and she's always singing the strength of women and feminism and all that fucking horse shit,

and then she comes out, and, you know, the number one issue on people's minds is the economy, and this is what the so-called first, hopefully the first woman president, and just the face that represents feminism at least the chicks that are 80 and up but this is what she has to say my husband who i'm gonna put in charge of revitalizing the economy because you know he knows how to do it and um especially in place oh god gloria steiner must have went what the fuck her her testicles probably crawled up into her body and all the other feminists with the handlebar mustaches watching the hero say this. My husband,

who I'm going to put in charge of revitalizing the economy, because he knows how to do it. Woman power. Oh, when it comes to the economy, I'm going to put my husband. My husband, the guy with the dick and balls. He knows how to do it. I don't know how to fucking do it

oh my god what a disaster what a fucking disaster it's fucking hilarious you know what's ironic though and trump's such a controversial fake by the way like i said i have to revise prediction. I said he'd be crushing her by the fall. I meant by next week. Did I mean? Yeah, I meant by the end of, by Memorial Day weekend, he's going to be crushing her. Just a fucking. And the thing is, but what's still kind of funny, you know, Trump, because a lot of people still, you know, they're both these people. Their approval ratings are in the toilet and uh it's just so funny that uh this still clamor of a fucking independent

you know candidate jumping in but of all the years the republicans could have this would have been handed to them if hillary you know she's like the worst democratic candidate in the history anybody if romney had jumped in i mean he would have crushed her or anybody again i like something somebody way far right but uh i'm just saying the fact that trump because he's an outsider it's that's why it's even close any stupid any career politician from the right would have fucking i mean she's just but uh sure makes it interesting but speaking of hillary and uh oh fucking hey uh there's some chick i don't even know who the fuck she is but her name's courtney inlow and she put up this thing in all caps screeching because that's what feminists do that's it they're

always shrill i told you that female anger it's been it's been on tv for the last 20 every commercial tampon commercial woman's hitting a heavy bag or or you know commercial for whatever anything it's always a chick hitting a heavy bag or kicking a guy in the balls during a karate class. Just a lot of female anger. Well, this twat song really capitalizes. Courtney Enloe is fucking furious that the Democratic Party is eating itself. But she's just furious saying that she's pissed at the double standard and the backlash against her hero, Hillary. But this is in all caps, you know, which means she's, you know, she sounds like this.

If you could hear the audio, this would be her basically. Any feminist right now. You're raping me. This is rape. This is basically. This is any feminist right now. You're raping me. This is rape. This is rape. This is rape. Relax your arms. You need to shut the fuck up.

First and fucking foremost, I'm going to read some of it, not all of it. And again, these are giant capital letters. Cool. You like Bernie's wishes and dreams approach to politics. Free college for everyone and a goddamn pony. Yes, I can just picture the blood pouring out of everywhere. Her eye sockets, her fucking ass. Yes, that sounds fucking wonderful, but do you think Hillary could even say those words without Fox News literally burying her alive

in tampons and crucifixes. There's another chick that doesn't know how to use the word literally. Who taught you that? Kim Kardashian or Khloe? So Fox News would literally bury her alive in tampon. Can you picture, you know, Bill O'Reilly or Hannity? Give me a couple more of those bloody put her in the hole and in crucifixes, whatever the fuck that means. Wow, what a dumb cunt. Anyways, you don't like that? She had certain now unacceptable policies back in the 90s.

Hey, I get that shit seems like last week, but it's another goddamn world entirely. I get that we all think we're the universe's bestest humans, but most of this country just learned trans people exist like yesterday let's not pretend we've all been the most inclusive progressive super cool peeps for like a thousand years progressives means just that progress shit that was a big goddamn deal at the time uh it's not cool now what was a big goddamn what is a goddamn deal of time is not cool now progress it's fucking swell yeah you could say that about slavery couldn't you well at the time nobody knew it was fucking wrong but uh she's such a dump you don't like that she plays the game that she has

ties to the establishment for one thing that's how shit fucking gets done i'm sure you'd say that right about ted cru Cruz or any Republican. What a fucking, who is this dummy? For the other thing, the biggest thing, a woman doesn't get the fucking option not to play the game. Not now, not yet. We all wish things were different, but they don't become different. Oh, my God. While we're attacking the fucking person who could make that possible.

And these new Bernie versus Hillary memes. What the fuck are you guys even doing? It's got a picture of Bernie and Hillary. It says Star Wars and, you know. It says live long and prosper, you know, with the hands. In other words, she's fucking Star Wars. I mean, she's Star Trek and he's Star Wars. Just unbelievable.

Sarah, see, that's your line. She's not cool enough. What the fuck do you people even want from her? Women have tried for years to have it all. And then we get yelled at for trying to have, have the impossible all, but then it's not good enough when we don't have the all. It's fucking bullshit. Oh my God. What a fucking angry.

The day my husband told me he liked Bernie, he said, I mean, how great is it to have a president who just doesn't care how his hair looks? And I exploded. Do you think there's exists a world where a woman could even consider that? exists a world where a woman could even consider that ever seen a greek woman's muff yes i do excuse me in the most mind-blowing part that this isn't even coming from the gop because what i am seeing is the same thing we get with the obama only on the more liberal end of the spectrum people who could never consider themselves bigots in any way. So see, what Courtney's finding out is your party is filled with bigots. You are the fucking bigots. How's it feel, you dumb douche?

Never consider themselves bigots anyway, but just know there is something they don't care for about this person for some reason. They refuse to believe that something could be skin color or gender, but for very many of them, absolutely is what is she she's fucking irrational imagine living with this hoe i'm not saying there aren't reasons someone should dislike hillary or prefer bernie that is fine yeah gee she sounds like you're fine with it that is your journey but let's not pretend for a

second that there would be this many issues with hillary if she was a goddamn man you notice how the word man is always uh preceded by the word goddamn this broad hasn't had a prick around since uh 1877 she is just a fucking no they're ignorant no she is and if you come at me for even one goddamn second with a, in quotes, you just like her because she's a woman, I will destroy you where you stand. I like her. I like her policies. I like her plans.

I like her 48-inch ankles. I like her fucking strong safety neck. I like her V-back. I like what she stands for. I'm adding some of that in. I like that she's grown and evolved as'm adding some of that in i like that she's grown and evolved as a human and politician oh my god that's hilarious she chameleons i guess that's you know she changes hillary's a chameleon everybody knows that but this bitch i like that

she was for many of us my age one of our first role models of a smart professional kick-ass woman and that she isn't afraid of the word feminist and i'm sick of having to apologize for liking her for having to qualify and see your side and respect your opinion when i fucking don't and you fucking I could go on, but I won't. Oh, my gracious hell-o-wees. It's absolutely gut-wrenching that this badass, important woman who has been diminished and written off and hated her whole career, her whole existence, as a public figure. Youernie because he doesn't play the game but for hillary rodham clinton for a woman she had no other choice i can undermine her whole argument with two words

a bill clinton you wouldn't even know who hillary fucking clinton is if it wasn't for a guy that guy being bill clinton did you ever think of that you mustachioed chub at you, you? It's the only reason you know who fucking Hillary is anybody is because of her husband. Are you fucking kidding me? How do you not know that? Or do you know that? You must know that.

You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt. Take it easy, Uncle Junior. Take it easy. Take it easy. She is furious. It's all, see, they're all, that victim, it's in their blood. It's in their, oh, God, help us. They just, they can't believe the guy still run the planet.

It just fucking makes them crazy. At least she's honest. She ends up by going, so fuck everything, I'm with her. Well, well, Courtney must be a fucking ball at a party, huh? She must be a real, huh? Real light, fluffy, social butterfly. P.U. on her. Connectpal.com slash Nick if you want more of these shows.

What's next on the... Jonah Goldberg had a great piece in the Post. Was it Sunday? I don't know. What day was it? It's Monday. I'm a little rusty in the Post. Was it Sunday? I don't know. What day was it? It's Monday. I'm a little rusty, you can tell. It was Saturday, I guess. But you know how the Dems always say Republicans, you know, they're anti-science and shit.

And he had a great article fighting back on that. article fighting back on that and uh but um it was really fucking uh really great uh put aside the fact there's no such thing as a settled science scientists are constantly questioning their understanding of things that's what science does which is true the the gist of the article is you know the the left always whether it's climate change or whatever they'll say well that's settled science you know that's settled so if you disagree with it because they're actually you know they're actually thinking about uh you know actually punishing people who don't go along with it um but he says jonah goldberg says, the real problem is that in politics,

invocations of science are very often marketing techniques masquerading as appeals to irrefutable authority. In an increasingly secular society, having science on your side is better than having God on your side, at least in an argument. But the real intent behind so many claims to settled science is to avoid having to make your case. It's an undemocratic technique for delegitimizing opposing views and saying shut up to dissenters.

Exactly. Even more outrageous, if you dispute, say, the necessity of spending billions on windmills or killing the coal industry, you are not merely wrong on climate change. You are anti-science. Then he brings up some fucking great, great examples of this. Yeah, I thought I had that. I thought I had that. He says, for starters,

why are liberalism's pet issues the lodestars of what constitutes scientific fact? Medical science informs us fetuses are human beings. The liberal response, who cares? Genetically modified foods are safe, say the scientists. Shut up, reply the liberal activists. IQ is partly heritable, the neuroscientists tell us. Shut up, bigot, the liberals say. Exactly right.

Exactly right. But then he brings up the, and this one i was talking about on stage at uncle vinnie's in point pleasant packed place by the way small place but packed and that's always good to see thank you guys for coming out um but he brings up the transgender thing to drive the the point home uh new york times recently reported about a.j jackson's travails in a vermont high school uh there were practical issues uh the the guy who wrote the articles when he had his period he wondered if he should revert to the girl's bathroom because there was no place to throw away his used tampons can i repeat that this is where we are in the world. When he had his period...

I can't help it. I don't mean to fucking laugh, but I do. I really fucking do. When he had his period... That's what it says. When he had his period... No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Not this fucking time. No fucking way. No fucking way. No fucking way. No fucking way, mate. When this guy,

this transgender person had his period, he wondered if he should revert to the girl's bathroom because there was no place to throw away his used tampons. How about the toilet? Where every other broad

throws them away. What are you kidding me? Right in the toilet? Where every other broad throws them away. What are you kidding me? Right in the toilet. I can't count the number of times I looked in the toilet when I was in a girl's room while I was identifying as a girl that night at the USA Club Dance 3000. But Jonah Goldberg says, look, now I can have sympathy with the transgen that I certainly do, while simultaneously holding to the scientific fact that boys do not menstruate. Yeah, you never see me, old man, after a bad day.

This is a fact far more settled than the very best climate science. Exactly. It is as clear as the dick on betty as i'd like to say the point being is the lefties want to have it both fucking ways if you don't believe in the shit like you know climate change or anthy science but if you say uh dick on a guy is proof that he's a guy then you're fucking know, that's still unsettled science. That's still up in the air. Fill in erection joke. Give me a fucking break, will you?

Great punch. Many liberals believe denying climate science should be criminal, while also believing denying biological science is a moral obligation. Exactly. Fucking hypocrites. Blinded me what's on how does that work the whole transgender

I identify as can you identify like you know I mean is it just gender I mean if that goes doesn't anything go

can I say you know identify as a I don't know I identify as a two year old baby today and I see a woman

with big tits at the mall and I start trying to chew on them I mean where do you draw the line um I identify I identify as a zika fly and I you know it's just as I mean the logic it's just as fucking crazy sure it is don't argue with me but um exactly right Which party denies science? I like his point about genetically modified food. You know, the left says that's fucking poison.

Remember, we were sending food, was it to France? France wouldn't accept genetically modified food because we're sending food for hungry people. This is years ago in europe and they wouldn't take it because it was genetically modified like some starving kid wouldn't eat a fucking apple because it was shaped like scotty pippen's head unfucking believable same with ddt ddt you remember that some fucking lady wrote a junk science book she wasn't even a scientist saying that it was poison and and uh it would have saved like I don't know 50 million lives if it wasn't fucking outlawed at one point but um yeah you can't have it both fucking ways am I right oh easy Easy, my girl. Easy.

I don't know. Do you think making a video that's showing a cop being tortured, a white cop by black guys being, do you think that's hate? Do you think that really? We're actually asking these fucking questions. We've lost our fucking minds. Lost our minds. I haven't talked to you since the Cairo plane, either.

That plane going from France to Egypt got blown out of the air. And, of course, you notice the initial reaction on all that shit is, well, we can't say it's terrorism yet. That's the first fucking, when it should be. I don't know. Have you checked the history of this airlines airlines this cairo egypt egyptian air i think they've had three planes that haven't been fucking haven't been sabotaged in the last 10 years yeah no it was an electrical fight yeah i'm sure somebody left a pop tart in the fucking toaster oven too

long that's what brought it down get out of here here, please. And that's why I love Trump. Trump's right out front going, if you think this wasn't blown out of the air, you're 100% wrong, folks. And people are going, that's why he's an idiot. He doesn't wait till the facts comes in. He actually fucking, I think he's basing it on past history,

but then they cut to Hillary and she, this gobble gobble, just spewing this stupid fucking, we have to look at all the terrorist groups. And I'm just trying to sound intelligent. Doesn't have any, whatever. I'm betting on Trump on that one, too. Just like every time when he was running, he kept going, I think we're going to do very well before a debate. And I'd go, he's going to get smoked. And then he would win.

Or at least the polls said he would win. I don't know. Point is, he's not afraid to go out on a limb. So what if he's fucking, maybe he will be wrong on this one. But I doubt it. Oh, also on that story, I read that in a paper. On the inside of that plane, somebody scrawled, and I don't know if this was years ago,

we will bring down this plane. It had to be an inside person working at the airport. somebody scrawled and i don't know if this was years ago we will bring down this plane so one of the you know it had to be an inside person working at the airport that's what they said they found on one of the how fucking crazy is that but again i read that i think online and haven't read it anywhere since it's like okay how do you check that fact but um i know because isis hasn't taken responsibility for it or anybody else. That's why we're going to rule it out. You think maybe they go, hey, let's keep quiet on this one and drive them fucking nuts.

You think they might want to do that? I mean, that's a possibility, isn't it? Sure it is. What else? What else in the news? What else would you like to talk about police officer found not guilty in the freddie freddie gray death remember that that was the baltimore thing so uh i would say set your dRs around 8 o'clock tonight and get in your robe. Make yourself some of those little hot dogs wrapped in, you know, and get some martini mix.

Or margarita mix. And sit in your recliner because I'm sure the shit will be going down. I haven't turned on the TV today, but I'm just guessing this uh verdict went over like a fart in church i'm sure but uh a judge found baltimore police officer edward nero not guilty today on all four charges for his role in the events leading up to the death of 25 year old freddie gray remember freddie gray another just nice black young kid just minding his business. Oh, wait a minute, that's not right.

That's right, he was a drug dealer and had a record as long as my left nut, which is pretty long, I'm 54. Nero had been charged with second-degree assault, reckless endangerment, and two counts of misconduct in office, all stemming from his actions during the initial stop and arrest of Gray, who suffered a catastrophic spinal injury.

We know that. He died a week later. Because Nero, that's the cop, one of the cops, opted for a bench trial, Baltimore Circuit Court Judge Barry Williams, holy shit, Greg from the fucking Brady Bunch. Wasn't that his name? Barry Williams. I don't't know i think it was uh judge barry williams and and michael lookingglass wasn't that bobby i don't know uh decided his fate rather than a jury so because he opted for a bench trial,

I didn't know you could do that, did you? The law is so fucked up. That's a smart move. I don't know why you, maybe that option wasn't open to the other cops, but I'd rather have a judge than a fucking jury, especially in fucking Baltimore and I'm a white cop uh so in other words he it was his fate was decided by a judge instead of a jury and um judge williams grilled prosecutors

during closing arguments last week on thursday questioning whether a crime was in fact committed by nero so every time there's an arrest without probable justification it's a crime the judge asked we believe that the search and arrest without justifications are assault your honor apparently he didn't deputy state's attorney uh janice bledsoe chalk up another one for affirmative action uh there's no question about that that's what she said legal legal experts said the tone of williams that's the judge uh his pointy questions during closing arguments gave an indication it would be uphill battle for prosecutors to win their uh case against an arrow and then the cops attorney was mark zayon said uh that his client's actions were completely legal

and protected by the law and that the state's case against Nero is nonsensical. I can't believe I even had to argue this, he said. The detention is okay. The cuffing is okay. The moving is okay. Being detained is a horrible thing. Being cuffed is a horrible thing, but the law allows it. That's what they were trying to get this guy?

I mean, the kid did end up dead. But anyways, the point being is, like I said, I haven't really put on a TV today. I've just been on the Internet. I'm sure there'll be some, let's say, some resistance. Don't you think there'll be some resistance to the, oh, I don't know, maybe David Banner? The intent of this visual is not to promote violence, but to show that we as a people would no longer encourage and accept the loss of innocent black lives.

The purpose of this message is not to target anyone, but instead to value everyone. This video is a statement and a reminder that black lives won't be taken lightly. It's not to threaten anybody.

It shows them hanging a white cop, but it's not targeting or threatening anybody. The fucking words mean anything to you? Oh my God, the fucking... It's frightening, ain't ain't it just frightening so watch out there uh then what do you do you know you're uh you're edward nero the cop uh i'm sure your fucking career is over right what are you gonna as a cop at least in mary it is. But what are you going to do now? It's a very dangerous situation. Here's a real controversial story, boy.

I'll tell you, what a crazy world. The San Diego... The San Diego's gay men's chorus is lashing out at the san diego padres after the group standing on the field at petco park this is a gay chorus a gay men's chorus they were on about to sing the national anthem at petco park on saturday evening they were upstaged by a recorded female voiceover singing instead. Oh, my God. I mean, that's a crime against humanity, huh?

This is the shit. Yeah, they were upstaged by a female, a recording of a female, and no, it wasn't this one either. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight are the ramparts we watched? Where's our God? Roseanne's fucking funny. This is 1990. But wasn't this the same?

It was San Diego, right? Sounds like me in Grand Rapids a couple weeks ago. You need to shut the fuck up. Okay, people took that as just, but that's not who, but it was some black woman's voice, I think. I listened to the recording. What should have been a night of joy in celebration and ass fucking

turned into, no, no, no, Nick, come on. You didn't, well, in celebration at Petco park last night instead turned into a nightmare raising serious questions about homophobia can you imagine with the san diego padres organization and its relationship with the lgbt community does anybody uh not have a beef does the lgbt community get along with fucking anybody. You really think they did this on purpose? Is everything just a fucking personal attack on you? Can you people grow on the fuck up? 100 volunteer singers of the San Diego's Gay Men's Chorus took to the field

to proudly sing the Anthem in front of a large crowd. It was a Padres game. How fucking large could it have been? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, they were playing the Dodgers. But the Padres played the recorded voice of a woman. No attempt was made to stop the recording and start over.

No announcement of apology was made to the singer. What are they going to come on? Ladies and gentlemen, our apologies to the goo gobblers standing in center field uh we really we're gonna have them sing and we pressed the wrong button and um again our apologies we will have the goo gobblers back another time um oh god really no apology but nobody no apology to the people in the stands like you know i'm sure I'm sure they were in an uproar. How come the fags aren't singing? Why are we listening to this chick?

No attempt to correct the situation occurred other than to force the 100 men to stand in the spotlight of center field for the song's duration and then be escorted off the field to the heckles of baseball fans shouting homophobic taunts, including, you sing like a girl. Nobody yelled that. Get out of here. Nobody yelled that.

You throw like a girl, maybe. But couldn't it have just been a mix-up? Is everything seriously, is everything done with intent? The San Diego's game, of men chorus is calling on the padres and major league baseball to investigate the incident listen to this folks listen to fucking this as a potential hate crime yeah i'd put that right up there with you know fucking killing a gay guy with a baseball bat it's the same thing right non-lit are you fucking kidding me and calling on city officials to investigate as well hey gay men's chorus this is why you're not liked because of this type of shit the padres immediately

apologize i'm gonna be like donald trump and go out on the anybody who thinks this was done intentionally you're 100 wrong i'm gonna say that right yeah the padres immediately apologized and said they're going to have bat night and the first 10 000 fellas entering the park that are gay get a nice bat with a nice uh ridge and uh bumps on the end of it on what um but they told the locally abc affiliate the padres did that there had been no evidence of malicious intent on the part of the goddamn individuals involved

but noting that the team had fired the third party contractor responsible for handling the national anthem you gotta fucking have a third party you gotta dole this dole this workout to fucking hire who's gonna sing the national anthem doesn't anybody do anything

on their own? Oh my God. They've used these guys before. They've used the, the, the game it's quiet before the Padres a couple of times before. I thought used the Gayman's Choir before the Padres. A couple times before. I thought I read that somewhere. So how do you think? Why would you think it's intentional? Do not take everything. You're too sensitive, fellas. Relax. I've heard you.

You have nice voices. Tight tushes. Imagine they said people were shouting homophobic taunts. You sing like a girl. They were joking because they play the girl's voice over your thing. I don't know if even that was that malicious. Kind of clever when you think about it.

Anyways, I'm sure they'll have them back soon right but why does everything that's got to be you really they wanted to charge them with a hate crime can you fucking imagine again another product of the left the old hate crime law fucking believable if they if they marched him out to center field made him stand there and then you know as the woman was singing the national anthem instead of them and you know up on the jumbotron they showed like uh you know just you know i don't know gay guys blowing each other and shit. That might have been grounds for concern. But, you know, they get pelted with eggs and shit.

Unbeknownst to the gay man's choir, they handed everybody eggs on the way into Petco Park. I mean, come on, fellas. Just relax. Everything is not orchestrated to uh hurt your feelings well what else is going on oh we lost morley schaefer by the way i say we i fucking 60 minutes couldn't be a more left-wing fucking dog shit show but uh he was actually seemed like a a guy well he was in his how old was he he? He was really old. How about he retires and dies a week later?

That's the way to do it, by the way. You know, like Joe Paterno. There's so much evidence that keeps you alive, your work. But he retired from 60 Minutes and dies a week later. Imagine. But good old Morley. You know, and that guy, that was like a real journalist, a guy covered wars and shit,

you know, actually did stuff, wasn't a blogger, he didn't sit home in his pajamas, fucking railing and throwing out conspiracy theories, and yeah, so we lost fucking Morley,

I don't know why I throw that in there, but I did. What else do I got? Here we go. Wake County, that's a school somewhere, high school. School board votes to stop naming valedictorians. Of course it does, because that might hurt somebody's feelings, right? Oh, my God.

What the fuck? Wake County. I mean, it doesn't matter where, does it? You know, it wasn't a fucking... The Wake County School Board unanimously gave initial approval Tuesday to a policy that would bar high school principals from naming valedictorians and salutatorians. Salutatorians.

Titles which go to the two seniors with the highest grade point average. This is going to take place after 2018. Starting in 2019, high schools would begin using a new system that recognizes seniors with Latin titles such as cum laude if they have a weighted GPA of at least 3.75. Again, this comes under the category of, oh, we all get a trophy. Everybody's good.

This is the fucking mentality that attacks what made this country fucking great. It's called competition. It's fucking hilarious what's going on. I got a book, by the way, that was sent to me and signed by the author, Patrick J. Buchanan. Is it J? I might have thrown that in there. Remember I went to D.C. about a month ago? Anyways, he's got a book called Suicide of a Superpower.

And I haven't opened it up yet because I've been busy. But I've been busy. Remember that guy in 48 hours when he went to get his car in the garage? I've been busy. Anyways, school board members say the change will allow students to take more of the courses they like here's here is and here's where the lie comes in this is what they throw out there to make you make us believe that this is why they're really doing it'll allow students to take more of the courses they like rather than just the ones that will boost their gpa and class rank yeah because this has always been such a problem up to this point. Oh, my God, you fucking fucks.

We have heard from many, many schools that the competition has become very unhealthy. And who said that? Some fat fucking chick with a mustache? You fucking lying cocksuckers. School board chairman Tom Benton said in an interview, students were not collaborating with each other the way we would like them to. What the fuck does that mean? Put them on a commune.

Get it over with. Their choice of courses was being guided by their GPA and not their future education plans. Again, big fucking fat fucking lies. Does anybody buy that, really? Final approval is going to come on june 7th if the change is approved state law will still require wake to record class rank on students transcripts oh wake is planning to switch to a system similar to the language that colleges use to recognize high achieving students the new policy proposes using the Latin honor system of recognizing students with a weighted GPA of 4.25 or higher with the distinction of summa cum laude.

Seniors with a weighted GPA of 4.0 to 4.24 would receive the distinction of magna cum laude. seniors with a weighted GPA of 3.75 to 3.9 could receive the designation of, come in my mouth, what? Of cum laude. Oh, my God. So you got summa, you got magna, and you got cum laude. Can you fucking imagine, huh? Can you imagine?

See, this system would result in more seniors being recognized. But they don't all deserve to be recognized is the point. The two with the best grade averages, they're the ones if you recognized. You fucking... We think it's much healthier to set high expectations and high requirements for Magnum Cum Laude Benton said. Do you? Is that what you really think? No, I don't think that at all. The students now have a target that they can shoot for.

Hopefully at your fucking forehead. And if they achieve that, they get recognized for that. No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way! No fucking way! No fucking way! No, you can no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that are much harder to have objective measurements, and grading falls into that. How the fuck is grading not objective? I don't fucking... Well, I guess if you're a lefty professor and you punish somebody that leans right for their essay,

I guess that would be letting subjectivity ruin... You've got the subjectivity of grades being determinate. I can't even follow the fucking logic anymore. I can't even fucking... You all get the same test, right? You get the same questions, but somebody gets nine out of 10, right? As opposed to six out of 10.

That's... How the fuck is that non-objective? Lick my fucking nuts. Anyways. I'll save the, well, Elijah Wood. You know who he is?

Nice fucking mediocre actor. Anyways, Nick, you sound bitter. Well, maybe, but they blinded me when I did.

Fucking quiz! Elijah Wood claims Hollywood's entertainment industry is rife with sexual abuse of young boys and girls. Well, I wish somebody would ask me to suck their dicks so I could get a movie role somewhere. Yeah, motherfucker. Yeah, motherfucker.

You've been warned. That cock in your mouth walking around like Barrymore. And that senior figures within Hollywood have been protecting pedophiles for decades. No shit. What are you going to tell me next? Roseanne Barr has a bad voice? In an interview with the Sunday Times, the Lord of the Rings star,

who began acting in Hollywood at age nine when he had a nice, tight, plump little ass like a peach, claimed that organized sexual abuse of children has taken place in the entertainment industry and compared the situation to that of notorious British pedophile Jimmy Savile. Remember him? He's like a BBC guy. Apparently fucked over 50 young boys and girls.

But there are a lot of vipers in the industry. In this industry. People who only have their own interest in mind. Wood added. There is a darkness in the underbelly if you can imagine it's probably you know who fucking gave me this theory uh a few years ago that we were at a party on amy schumer's uh roof of her apartment and uh jim florentine was saying how everybody everybody who's made it in hollywood his, and he was dead serious, is gay. Every guy. Every guy.

He was bringing it. And I was fucking cracking, but he was actually making a lot of sense. It was scaring me. But Elijah Wood said he was spared the abuse that many other young actors in his age were subjected to because his mother did not allow him to go to industry parties. Really? My act doesn't allow me to go to industry parties. Where Hollywood power players regularly preyed upon children.

There's a whole documentary that's supposed to come out on this. Yeah, it came out last year, the movie. It was called an open secret the film was directed by oscar nominated uh filmmaker amy berg and uh it included uh interviews with child star sex abuse victims including cory fellman and todd bridges Todd Bridges. Todd Bridges. Who would fuck him as a kid or an adult? What?

But yeah, this is rampage. Some people believe, and this is a theory out there, that Hollywood was founded for old gay Jewish men to meet young boys. I'll tell you.

I got to be honest with you. From a guy who's, you know had agents and managers who work in hollywood i don't think they're bright enough to pull that one off as much as i'd like to believe it but uh actually i put agents and managers below pedophiles i think i'd work with a pedophile before i uh signed with another that's horrible nick ah off. Have a sense of humor. Anyways, that is it, folks. Again, the Nick DiPaolo podcast. Go to nickdip.com for all my

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