The Nick DiPaolo Show - 155 - Second Debate Bloodbath

Episode Date: October 10, 2016

Second Debate Bloodbath

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What a weekend. Huh? Oh, what an interesting weekend. What a weekend, huh? Oh, what an interesting weekend. But before I get to that, I want to thank the people that came out to Ridgefield Playhouse Saturday night, over 300 people. Beautiful theater.

Again, my favorite gig. I mean, it's like being in show business, you know? Kendra Cunningham ripped the tits off the crowd. And this is the theater i wanted to shoot my special that i'm shooting at the end of october i wanted initially ridgefield uh but they had an opera going on all day on saturday whatever so we couldn't uh the logistics weren't possible so but it would have been a killer show because i got a standing ovation for about a third of the audience i'd say Did an hour and ten minutes.

And murderous. It would have been a killer special. So I'm just going to duplicate that when I do Suffolk Theater in Riverhead, New York on October 28th. So come on out. We have to have that place packed, obviously. But what a gig, Ridgefield. Beautiful theater. Met the people after the show.

Thanks for coming out. You couldn't have been nicer. You know, they vote like I do. They think like I do, and, you know, I saw a few long faces, but that's to be expected. She was the, you know, chubby housewives with the Janine Graffler glasses with their heads tilted,

looking at me like, you dirty, rotten scoundrel. You probably think it's all right to grab a woman's pussy, don't you? Well, I've never tried that. I'm going to be honest, I am not famous enough. But apparently, if you get famous enough, ah, boy. I'm just dying to see what, uh, I'm hoping comedy dynamics, whoever,

you know, edits my set doesn't cut the heart, doesn't cut the material out that, that, that, that, that people love me for, but offends everybody in show business.

Uh, you know, you have to, but then again, they want to make money on it too. So, uh, I don't think they want to do that,

but that's the, that's the challenge I face every time I shoot one of these suckers, unless I do it myself. Uh, you know, it's like, Hey, they're paying for it. We can edit it the way we want. And that scares the shit out of anybody who's a comic who's worth their weight in eye salt.

Anyhow, thanks for coming out, Ridgefield. Tomorrow, I go in for my hernia operation. I'm getting this out of the way before I get to the obvious donald trump tape and the debates and all that other bullshit i get a lot of clips for you but i wanted to update you in case i die on the table tomorrow that's the thing i'm on the phone with a nurse on friday and she goes don't forget to bring a copy of your health proxy or your living will what the fuck would he jesus christ that's kind of a creepy thing to say before i'm going into surgery bring your living will who the fuck's doing the operations

you know some fucking first year student out of rutgers i mean jesus christ that kind of creeped me out oh just in case you know, you don't come to. Remember, when you go on anesthesia, it's the closest you come to being dead. So they say. All I know is it's a great buzz when they put that Michael Jackson milk into your IV. You just, you feel like Trump. You feel like you could grab a pussy and have no ramifications. But, yeah, so that's tomorrow. I got to call them today to find out what time.

And I'm doing Anthony Comey's podcast today. So that'll be out if you guys want to go on the Internet. I have to get into the city. But, yeah, finally going to get this pain taken care of. As I sit here talking to you, doing these shows, you know, my guts feel like they're falling out. I waited long enough, 16, 17 years after I was diagnosed. So, anyhow, let's get right to it, shall we? Let's get right to the, what a weekend.

You know, we knew this election was going to be filthy and dirty, but did we really, really know it was going to come to this? And it uh but did we did we really really know it was going to come to this and uh it's so funny because during the election you guys know obviously i'm going to play some clips from the uh the video the audio of trump on the bus with billy bush but it was hilarious during the uh debate last night when hillary said well my good friend michelle obama that's the equivalent by the way when we say that white people we go well i have plenty of black friends they laugh at us that's what that that was the way, when we say that, white people, we go, well, I have plenty of black friends. They laugh at us. That was a version of that.

My good friend, Michelle Obama, you know, the black first lady. She's a good friend of mine. I like black people. That's what she was trying to tell you. But she said, when they go low, you go high. Oh, yeah. The Obama administration has been known for taking the high road. bomb administration's been known for going taking the high road and um and so i found that fucking ironic because um you know this thing was leaked this tape of trump and i'm not saying you know

hillary is behind it but uh she has plenty of friends in the press like i'll say it again are we doing enough to get this fucking broad elected on i mean the media we really have to start a character assassination on martha raddatz and andis cooper and uh everybody at cnn and uh everybody at nbc we have to we have to character assassinate them we have to dig up their dirty fucking laundry because they are the most corrupt they make congress look like uh people with clean noses they are the filthiest most low-down fucking scoundrels the media just filthy libs in on the fix just there's a clip of fucking some cnn broad coaching a focus group right before she went on the air i'm not even gonna play it because it wasn't like it wasn't long enough the clip but uh she's like telling

somebody in the front row of the focus group ask about a make uh about america being and then they go oh you're on the fucking air i mean just it's everywhere it's not even hidden anymore and how you guys can be you know point to fox news they have the problem you have to be shitting me oh my god help me now but let's let's get uh let's get to the Donald on the bus with Billy Bush. First of all, let me tell you how this came about. The videotape that it's shaken up the whole election. I guess it was sitting on a shelf at NBC's Access Hollywood for a long time. until a few days ago uh trump was you know still in the news i guess he those offensive comments he made about alicia machado i love how you women oh we're equal we can do anything men can do we're tough as you but but but all of a sudden you're professional victims when this shit's but you

fucking crushed by some filthy words um but you know know, Machado and Trump back, you know, he was still zinging her. And the Associated Press had published a detailed story quoting a former apprentice employee saying Trump was lewd and sexist while taping the reality show. With that in mind, one of the producers dug up the tape. By midweek, executive producer Rob Silverstein and his producing team had taken a look at his contents. And we all know how people who work in showbiz, how they vote, most of them, and discovered that among other things, it included a moment in which Trump told Bush, you know, when you're a star, you can do anything you want. I'm going to play the clip.

You've all heard it, but we'll play it again. Have fun with it. After viewing the tape, we were debating what to do with it. And an NBC source explained, by Friday morning, Silverstein had decided to broadcast it, and a script had been written. The story was not slated, though, to air on Friday night's edition of the show, which means the earliest it would have come out was on Monday,

which was after the debate, so what good is that? You can't hurt Trump by doing that, so let's throw it out where we can damage trump right before the debate this is what goes this is what goes on in fucking nbc whether you're a lonely janitor that works in the building or they've been carrying obama's water they're the most liberal fucking broadcast network out there another nbc source confirmed that access was working on a story and that nbc news knew about, but said that as of Friday morning, the story wasn't quite finalized. That's when Silverstein was notified that David Fahrenthold of the Washington Post had come into possession of a copy. Fahrenthold, who has been reporting for months on

Trump's donations and his charity, was contacted around 11 a.m. on Friday by a source who told him about the footage, according to a Post story, about how he got the scoop. Farinholt asked NBC for comment about the tape around noon Eastern time. The producers at Access, which is based in California, were blindsided by Farinholt's call. Yeah, sure they were. I'm sure they were. According to the Post, Farinholt knows the identity of the person who leaked the video to him, but won't disclose it. I wonder if they'll go after him. Sources at NBC believe someone inside NBC downloaded the footage from one of the network's video servers.

The tape was accessible internally since the access story was already in the works. Silverstein told Page Six on Friday afternoon, I don't know who leaked it. I have no idea. Get the fuck out of here. After the Post called NBC for comment, NBC News staff hurried to finish a story about it. So did the Access staff. On Friday night's edition of the news magazine,

Natalie Morales reported on the tape linking it to Monday's investigation by the AP. Morales also noted that trump has appeared on the show hundreds of times over the years in the course of reporting on mr trump we have reviewed much of her own footage she said um so that's that's sort of the history and you know fahrenheit knows exactly who the or silverstein knows exactly who gave it to him. So that's sort of the history of how this fucking broke. Talk about October surprises, but here it is. And again, you've heard it, but let's play it again.

And again, I'll give you my take on it afterwards. It's much to do about nothing. And again, folks, I'll say it. I say it every show. I didn't fucking vote for Trump in a primary. OK, but I love him for what's going on right now. He's exposing the scumbags in the media, the fucking Clintons and how corrupt they are and everything. Even if he doesn't win this thing, we owe this guy a debt of gratitude. Here's the tape.

So funny, though. That was fucking belly laughing. I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down in Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it. Whoa. I did try and fuck her.

She was married. Huge news there. No, no, Nancy. No, this was... And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, I'll show you where that's some nice furniture.

I took her furniture I moved on her like a bitch I couldn't get there What does that mean? I moved on her like a bitch I couldn't even figure that one out God I was fucking cracking Here we go

She was married And all of a sudden I see her She's now got the big phony tits and everything She's totally changed her look She's your girl's hottest shit In the purple Whoa Yes Whoa Yes the Donald has scored Whoa totally changed her look. She's your girl's hottest shit. In the purple. Whoa! Yes!

Whoa! Yes, the Donald has scored! Whoa! Whoa! Wait, wait, you gotta look at me when you get out here. You give me the thumbs up. You gotta put the thumbs up. You gotta get the thumbs up. Can't be too happy.

You gotta give me the thumbs up. You and I will love that. Oh my God. Yeah, let me... It's very funny. You gotta give me the phone, don't you? You and I will walk in. Maybe it's a different one. It better not be the publicist. No, it's her. Yeah, that's her with the gold. I'm gonna use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her.

You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Whatever you want.

Grab them by the pussy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah. I could do anything. Look at those legs. All I can see is the legs. No, it looks good. Come on, Shorty. Oh, nice legs, huh? Get out of the way, hon.

That's good legs. She was a piece of ass. Again. It's a little bit of you don't fall out of the bus. 11 years ago. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember? Down below. Pull the handle.

He's like Ford. He did not open the door. Hello. How are you? How are you? How are you? Nice seeing you. Terrific.

Nice to meet you. Terrific. You know Billy Bush? How are you? Nice to see you. How are you doing, Arianna? Doing very well, thank you. Are you ready to be a soap star? We're ready. Let's go. Make me a soap star. Terrific. You know Billy Bush? How are you? Nice to see you. How are you doing, Ariane? I'm doing very well, thank you. Are you ready to be a soap star?

We're ready. Let's go. Make me a soap star. Have a little hug, Billy. Oh, that was my favorite part when he comes out the door because it shows how you have to be two-faced. You go, hi, how are you? You know Billy Bush, don't you?

you go hi how are you you know billy bush don't you uh but uh again 11 years ago and um yeah sorry ladies hate to break it to you i said this on stage uh saturday night hate to break it to you uh that's how we do talk about you okay yeah that's how guys talk all the time that was mild in my opinion okay well but not if you're running for he wasn't running for president back then okay it was just what he said it was it was fucking locker room talk he's trying to make billy bush laugh you know trying to be a fucking alpha male or whatever yeah that's how they talk that's how a guy who's a fucking real estate developer in new york city who deals with crooked crooked contractors and uh you know hangs out with guys who put up rebar and sheetrock yeah he's from Queens it's it's how guys talk hate to

break it to you and all you hear uh a lot all we've been hearing for the last 15 women are worse than guy you ever hear when women get together and talk you are you we're worse than you guys are so what's the big fucking deal and it really is the first thing i said to my wife i go those are words and and then you know we'll get to debate and and how yeah that sexual assault you're joking about anderson cooper what the fuck would you know about talking about pussy and okay if you said grab cocks you wouldn't have a problem with it anyhow um laughing my balls off and it's just that it's locker room banter yeah it's disrespectful of woman and all that shit but it was also a private

conversation they thought they were having a private and who doesn't say shit like that especially when guys get together and they're talking about hot women and shit okay so he didn't fucking it's just you want to play this game? I mean, I'm surprised. And don't tell me Hillary and her fucking group didn't get wind of this and say, yeah, get it out there. Which to me was a big mistake on their part. Because it just opened the door for Trump to do what he did, naturally. You can't bring up how he's a, you know, sexist pig and all that. Most guys are.

And as long as Bill Clinton is still one of the most popular Democrats, no more fucking horndog than him. And his wasn't just words, obviously. They were fucking actions. See, that's the big difference between the two parties. Really, because the people, the the far left not all people who vote democrat but really believe that words there's no difference between words and actions to them how do you think we got in how do we how do you think we got so politically correct in the last

40 years through words that's what political correctness is they use language to manipulate people's behavior and uh that's where we're at. They really believe words. There's no difference between words and actions. And there's a big fucking difference. It was all bravado. It was all macho. But that's how we talk.

Hate to break you. And you know that. Women know that. You know? It's a big to fucking do about nothing. 11 years ago. Big deal. So tight a fucking hair in this.

He's not going to get the, he needs the women vote. What do you make up 99% of the electorate now? I mean, what the fuck? Give me a break. Whatever. And there are women who actually understand that you know they're like whatever somebody said one of the politicians said i i never said i shared his values i'm still gonna fucking endorse him or you know vote for him but really just a guy being a guy it's the

worst thing i mean like i said and i said this earlier shows, he is he is the devil incarnate to these people because he's a white male billionaire, blue eyes, blonde hair. He's the devil to the left. Now you throw in that he acts like a guy. Oh, God forbid. That's the biggest thing. That's the worst thing you can do isn't it being caught acting like a guy on tape in 2016 in this country because we're such a pussified and feminized fucking society give me a fucking break sexual assault oh it was uh you know that's all it is and the whole tic-tac things i was fucking belly laughing i just kiss him really so so that means he just he's kissing he he's forced himself on women really funny i haven't seen any lawsuits or any of that shit have you no you have it um then uh obviously uh then uh you know the debates

uh so interesting what what was gonna i'll tell you well let's listen to some clips from the debates but uh because this thing was aired this trump thing. We, you know, Trump's like, okay, you want to play dirty? Say hello to my little friend. He has a press conference, like 90 minutes before on Facebook, with all of Bill Clinton's accusers. And what he wanted to do,

their plan was, I don't know if you guys know about this, they were going to have all Bill Clinton's accusers sit in the family, Trump's family box, you know, at the debate, sit with Trump's family. That was their plan, and it was thwarted just minutes before it could be executed because the officials, the Commission on president presidential debates

when they found out about they intervened the commission the commission officials warned that if trump did that tried to seat the accusers in the elevated family box security would have them removed that's according to people involved and uh the gambit to give bill clinton's accusers prime seats were devised by trump campaign chief step K. Bannon, who I love. This guy's a bare-knuckle brawler. And Jared Kushner, that's Trump's son-in-law. They approved of the plan. We're going to put the four women in the VIP box, said former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani.

That's what we're going to do. We had it all set. We wanted to have them shake hands with bill to see if bill would shake hands with them the four women of course is paula jones juanita broderick kathleen willie and uh kathy shelton they sat with other ticketed members of the audience hours before the debate in st louis trump had a press conference with these four women accusing uh the clintons of inappropriate behavior and then frank Frank Ferenkoff, the debate commissioner co-chairman

and former Republican National Committee chairman, caught wind of the plot on Sunday, immediately moved to put an end to it. Ferenkoff tardily warned a Trump staffer that if the campaign tried to put the four women in the family box, security personnel would remove them. According to people that have direct knowledge of this.

Ferenkoff said no, verbally no, that security would throw them out to people that have direct knowledge of this farenkoff said no verbally no that security would throw them out giuliani said that came shortly after commission officials told the clinton campaign that they could not seat senator claire mccaskill with bill and chelsea uh clinton and her husband mark and the clinton family box giuliani said bannon kept pushing to have the woman come out until three minutes before the fucking debate. I fucking love this guy. But we pulled it because we were going to have a big incident on national TV, Giuliani said.

Frank Ferenkoff stopped us, and we weren't going to have a fight on national TV with a commission to start the debate. Senior Clinton campaign officials said they were unaware of Trump's campaign plans to try to seat the women in the family box Giuliani was highly critical of Ferenkoff in the interview after the debate Sunday and said the Trump campaign is considering asking for him to step aside before the third and final debate Giuliani said it was unfair that the commission had allowed

Mark Cuban a billionaire Trump tormentor and Clinton surrogate to sit in the front row, but wouldn't permit Bill Clinton's accusers to sit in the family box. What's fair is fair, right, folks? Of course not. And the first debate with Mark Cuban, Ferenhoff said, we'll make a deal and everybody will be able to approve who's in the shot. And if it's not, you know, if it's not family, they have a right to object. And we have a right to object, Giuliani said. So we object. But 10 minutes before that debate, he tells us he can't do anything about Cuban sitting in the front row. That security can't throw him out.

So once again, another double standard. Any fucking how? You believe it's gotten to this, though? Steve Bannon, I tell you, they called him a bare knuckles. And why not? You're going to dump this tape on Trump a a conversation that he thought he was having privately and and you know come close to trying to destroy well you want to the knives are out here's donald during the debate being grilled by uh the openly gay uh anderson cooper very

confused about grabbing pussy and whatnot we We received a lot of questions online, Mr. Trump, about the tape that was released on Fridays. You can imagine you called what you said locker room banter. You described kissing women without consent, grabbing their genitals. That is sexual assault. You brag that you have sexually assaulted women. Do you understand that? No, I didn't say that at all.

I don't think you understood what was said. This was locker room talk. He's a gay fella. you like locker room talk i apologize to my family i apologize to the american people certainly i'm not proud of it but this is locker room talk you know when we have a world where you have isis chopping off heads where you have and frankly drowning people in steel cages where you have wars and here's by the way, in my opinion, this was Trump's weakest part of the debate, which I thought he did pretty good last night, throwing some real fucking haymakers and getting aggressive like he should. But this was his weakest part.

He was obviously, I was nervous for him coming out. Can you imagine knowing all day, all weekend, that you had to come out to a debate, millions and millions of people are going to watch after that tape broke? And it showed. He tried to deflect this and he was very clumsy about it, trying to turn it into a talk about ISIS. And I agree with the message, though, because I said it to my wife when it first broke. I go, really, this is what we're upset about? And I've been saying it on stage. People sneak in here trying to cut our heads off. But Trump calls women fat, and he doesn't like Mexicans,

and all this small-ball shit that the fucking— It wouldn't work unless the media was complicit with the Democrat Party. All this small-ball. Ooh, he called Miss Universe fat, and meanwhile we get literally fucking, you know, universe fat and and meanwhile we get literally fucking you know isis you know fucking trying to get in here already here setting up shop people being radicalized and he said he talked disrespectful about women it really is fucking but he but he he you could tell he was nervous and i thought he handled it horribly trying to turn this to a discussion about isis you know he should have been more contrite whatever and just you know play the fucking game and horrible horrible sites all over

where you have so many bad things happening this is like medieval times we haven't seen anything like this the car we know that don and they look and they see can you imagine the people that are frankly doing so well against us with isis and they look at us and they say, can you imagine the people that are, frankly, doing so well against us with ISIS? And they look at us and they see what's going on. Yes, I'm very embarrassed by it. I hate it. But it's locker room talk. I hate it.

It's one of those. I hate it. Like somebody forced it on him. I hate it. The devil made me do it. I will knock the hell out of ISIS. We're going to defeat ISIS. ISIS happened a number of years ago in a vacuum that was left because of...

Did you hear me spit? Sorry. And I will tell you, I will take care of ISIS. Mr. Trump, what has it to do with grabbing pussy? ISIS doesn't grab pussy. They'll cut it off. They won't grab it. Are you saying that what you said on that bus 11 years ago, that you did not actually kiss women without consent or grope women without consent? I have great respect for women.

Nobody has more respect for women. Oh, you sound so dumb there. You can't go, nobody has more respect for women. That's where you sound like a dope. Really? You can't say that after the tape broke out obviously you respect him about as much as the average guy does nobody has more respect for women i like to grab by the pussies where are those tic tacs i want to stick my nose in that girl's ass more than i do so for

the record you're saying you never did things that frankly you you hear these things they said and i was embarrassed by it but i have tremendous respect for women have you ever done those things I said things that frankly, you hear these things are said. And I was embarrassed by it. But I have tremendous respect for women. Have you ever done those things? And women have respect for me. Donald, how about right here going, check my business out. Look at how many women I hire.

And not just in low-level positions. Actually running my company. That's how you know he was nervous. How do you not come back with that fucking line? He should have said, Anderson, unlike you, I like pussy. What do you want me to tell you? Okay, sure, I talk crude about it, and that was wrong, but, you know.

No, I have not. And I will tell you that I'm going to make our country safe. We're going to have borders on our country that we don't have now. Go from pussy to borders. Pussy without borders. I think that's what we're all looking for. No, you're getting way off, fella.

Taking our nation. Right now, other nations are taking our jobs and they're taking our wealth. And that's what I want to talk about. Secretary Clinton, do you want to respond? Well, like everyone else, I've spent a lot of time thinking over the last 48 hours about what we heard and saw. You know, with prior Republican nominees for president, I disagreed with them. Politics, policies, principles. Shut up. Never questioned their fitness to serve. You know why?

You don't have a right to question anybody's fitness to serve, you fucking criminal in a pantsuit, thick ankle, dog face. I'm only kidding. Seems like a nice lady. President and commander in chief. And many Republicans and independents have said the same thing. kid. Seems like a nice lady. to women and he has said that the video doesn't represent who he is but i think it's clear to anyone who heard it that it represents exactly who he is because we've seen this throughout the campaign we've seen him insult women we've seen him rate women rate them that's with a t not like a p like your husband we've seen i give you an i give you an 11 on a scale of 177 hillary we saw him after the first

debate spend nearly a week denigrating a former miss universe in the harshest most personal terms so still doesn't match what you've done how dare you how have you no shame sir and i do mean sir you know she's got a prostate how dare you after we know all the leaks what you're about question a man because he enjoys grabbing a little pussy hand there. Yes, this is who Donald Trump is. But it's not only women. Tell you who you are. It's not only this video that raises questions about his fitness to be our president. Speaking of fitness, can you do one pull-up without bleeding from your ass? Because he has also targeted immigrants, African-Americans.

No. Latinos, people with disabilities. Sounds like a regular guy. Muslims and so many others. Sounds like a regular fella. Doesn't sound like a politician. The question for us, the question our country must answer. What's your height and weight?

That's the question. Is that this is not who we are. That's why to go back to your question. This is not who we are. i fucking love when the libs say that shit we certainly aren't who you are you lying fucking twat is that who we are we're more like donald trump than you and your husband oh my god this is not who we are am i supposed to believe she's never said anything rude or crude about men she fucking hates men after all the emasculation fellas that we point out what

on tv whether it's sitcom commercials movies betraying you as just a fucking frat boy and a potential rapist and all the horse shit all that that, it's refreshing what I heard from Trump. What do you think of that? Sounds like a regular guy. This is fucking hilarious. I want to send a message. We all should. To every boy and girl and indeed to the entire world.

That America already is great, but we are great because we are good. And we will respect one another. And we will work with one another. And we will celebrate one another. These are very important values to me, because this is the America that I know and love. And I can pledge to you tonight that this is the America that I will serve if I'm so fortunate enough to become your president. Oh, that was terrific. So once again, let's ignore the fact that she smeared a woman who accused her husband of all kinds of sexual shenanigans,

right up to rape, alleged rape. I guess those four girls are just bullshitting. They're loving the limelight, right? She smeared them. She threatened them, and she pretends to speak for feminists. And I like the millennial. Like I said, the millennial girls see right through her. So she's a despicable person.

So what do we know about trump uh he hasn't released his taxes he talks crudely about women has the balls to speak up uh about immigration people sneaking in here who hate this fucking country and uh that makes him a bad person but that's not who we are that's exactly who we are well maybe i'm speaking for myself no speaking for a lot of people we're a lot more like him than you but i like i said i'm surprised that they uh said yeah let's uh let's air that thing of trump on the bus and and now it's a fucking bloodbath and uh you know it was uh the debate was it was weird, wasn't it? And then fucking Cooper and this and Martha Radish.

When is she going to retire? They dried up. I've been harassing her on this show for what, six months now. By the way, Obama was at her wedding. So we know she's we know she's neutral. Huh? She doesn't lean to either side. I'm going to play a uh montage in a few minutes of

of uh them doubled it was it was like a porn tape it was uh you know it was uh three or threesome last night um it was and this is a gay fella a dried up old woman uh double teaming uh trump every time trump got specific about hillary what he hated about her she ratted to jump in with that nasally fucking horrible voice but here's some more here's here's what trump said one of the first thing his he'd do if he won the election if i win i am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation because there has never been so many lies, so much deception. There has never been anything like it.

And we're going to have a special prosecutor. When I speak, I go out and speak. I still don't cope. The people of this country are furious. In my opinion, the people that have been long-term workers at the FBI are furious. There has never been anything like this where emails and you get a subpoena, you get a subpoena and after getting the subpoena, you delete 33,000 emails and then you acid wash them or bleach them, as you would say, a very expensive process.

So we're going to get a special prosecutor and we're going to look into it because you know what? People have been, their lives have been destroyed for doing one fifth of what you've done. And it's a disgrace. And honestly, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Secretary Clinton, I want to follow up on that. I'm going to let you talk to him now because everything he just said is absolutely false, but I'm not surprised. In the first debate, in the first debate, I told people that it was... You need to shut the fuck up and let the audience do what it wants,

number one. Number two, how dare she go... All of he said was untrue, and the fucking audience is laughing at that. Are you kidding? What part of that was untrue? I mean, these are are facts for christ's sake man is she shameless impossible to be fact-checking donald all the time i'd never get to talk about

anything i want to do and how we're going to really make lives better for people so once again go to hillaryclinton.com we literally you try. You can fact check him. Fact check him in real time. No, fact check is right. Picture you will come up doing a cannonball into the fucking house behind. Fact checking. So I expect we'll have millions more fact checking because, you know, it is. Donald shouldn't do an eight ball before he does the debates. Someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country.

Because you'd be in jail. Zing, bang, boom. You walk right into that one, Chunky. Bing, bing, bing, boom. Didn't you love the way Trump was stalking her? It was priceless. He be well snl is gonna have a field day you know they're gonna of course they'll put the fucking spin on it but they're gonna have a field day with the camera shots that should be one funny sketch because

you can see like hillary will be addressing him and in the background see trump like walking by you know and this snl is gonna have him laying on the floor like little kids staring up the ceiling and uh you know shadow boxing and uh walking on his hands and shit uh i think alec baldwin's gonna get a workout but uh what fucking he just stated everything that's true everything we know about hillary thanks to the leaks uh and she's like none of that is true. I mean, that's, I don't know, to me, that's more damaging, her saying that, than him, you know, saying he likes to grab pussy. What a debate. We knew this was going to get ugly, but did you have any idea? Any goddamn idea?

Yeah. Yeah, so they're not playing, huh? Giuliani's involved. Here are some of the Republican leaders that say Trump should not be the president. You know, in the aftermath of that leaked video. You got to get over yourselves, ladies. It's just a pussy.

Seriously, get over yourselves. You talk filthy about guys, your pigs, just like us. And you really, especially you hardcore feminists. But here are the list of dickless, ball-less, pussy Republicans. This is why I love Trump. He's exposing these people who've been playing the game for years and selling out the fucking party. Illinois Senator Mark Kirk called Trump a malignant clown. Unprepared and unfit to be president of the United States.

South Dakota Senator John Thune calls for Trump to step aside. Ben Sasse of Nebraska. Ben Sasse of Nebraska, Ben Sasse, I should say. I call him Sasse, who he never supported. Trump said step aside and let Mike Pence try. Can't even be behind Pence

with that comment. And then you had Idaho Senator, these are really important Senators, Mike Crapo. He previously had endorsed the Donald, but rejected his disrespectful, profane, and demeaning behavior. Really? Really, Senator Mike Crapo? You've never talked like that in your life? And that's the other thing I hate about the Democrats, with the pointing of the fingers, calling people racist, misogynist. So we're supposed to believe you've never had a sexist thought, a racist done anything racist or sexist in your life because those are the only people who have the

right to point fingers and uh i don't know why you think you're more or at least a period of the rest of the world and i think the small people have had it utah senator mike lee he had already indicated he would not support trump but he just dismissed this as the distraction uh former utah governor john huntsman he recently endorsed trump said the time. Former Utah governor John Huntsman. He recently endorsed Trump, said the time has come for Governor Pence to lead the ticket. I want to see what Trump does to these people if he gets elected. Mia Love. Oh, no, Mia.

I didn't know you. I like this woman. Utah rep who had yet to endorse Trump said she cannot vote for him and that uh he should step aside obviously they have to say this shit because obviously uh you know a big part of their constituency constituency is a female so you know they're trying to cover their own ass obviously i understand but uh nevada rep joe heck he's open running for an open seat in Nevada. Withdrew his support of Trump. Said the American people deserve better. And would that be Hillary?

Back in Nevada, Joe Heck. Barbara Comstock from Virginia. She called Trump's remarks disgusting, vile, and disqualifying. Really? Oh, that dirty cocksucker. Disqualifying. Again, get over your dirty cocksucker. Disqualifying. Again, get over your pussy, Barbara. It's just a pussy.

Guys like to talk about it when we're together. We like to talk about grabbing it. Yeah. The really famous ones. Alaska Senator Danny Sullivan. He will support Governor Pence for president. Good luck with that. Guy's got the personality of sheetrock. No will support Governor Pence for president. Good luck with that. Guy's got the personality of sheetrock.

No, Pence would be all right. But Susan Collins, you know, she talks like this from Maine. She sounds like she's on a sit-down lawnmower going over railroad tracks. Who never backed Trump. Said he needs to make decision to step down. I could not support his candidacy because I, too, have a pussy. Regardless of what my constituency says cory gardner colorado another one judging trump i guess these fuckers don't live in glass call trump's flaws beyond mere moral shortcomings shut the fuck up alabama martha robey said trump

needs to step aside and grab more pussy on the side and allow a responsible respectable republican to lead the ticket okay well we had one of those and uh mitt romney who uh would have made a great president in my opinion uh really not conservative enough for me but close enough very smart decent man he was caught on tape saying um 47 of the population wouldn't vote for him but you know because i'm paraphrasing because you know he wasn't gonna give him free entitlements and all that horse shit and uh that was as bad as uh you know according to the dems that was his vulgarist trump saying i like to grab pussy that did him in just saying something like that stating a true statement by the way that cost him so that's that cost him. So that's why we're, you know, that's why we're fucked. Um, who else? New Jersey, New Jersey rep,

Scott Garrett said he's appalled. I'm sure you are. Ann Wagner, who gives a shit, who was withdrawing her support from Trump said she must condemn the predatory and reprehensible comments. Predatory. Oh, you're a dumb bitch, Ann. All due respect. What did Carly Fiorina say? Well, we know she wasn't. Said Trump does not represent me or my party. Oh, yes, he do. Oh, yes, he do. Oh, yes, he do. Fred Upton from Michigan, who was refused to endorse Trump, said he needs to step down. From what? Anyways, you get the idea. There's a ton more. McCain withdrawing his support from Trump, saying, Cindy and I will not vote for Donald Trump. Even though I was in the Navy and I'm sure I said

the same exact shit. How about Rob Portman in Ohio who endorsed Trump? I can no longer support him and I'll be voting for him. Again, you know, because of the constituency and it does you know, obviously at least 50% is female so they have to cover their own asses. But somebody have some balls.

Somebody come out and go, you know, I like pussy as much as Trump, and I'm going to stand behind him because he talks and acts like a real American. Anyhow, so the Republican Party's being splinted. At least that's what the press will have you believe i i i really know i i really hope and again it's probably slim again it is a fucking rigged game between the media and shit but if he did win it would be such a middle finger to political correctness and me and uh colin quinn have been you know debating for years about and I say it's the feminist movement that is at the core of political correctness and doing all the damage.

They've hijacked the media. You can't argue that. You can't put on a TV show and every trailer for every new show, cop show coming out is the same commercial. It's a female cop fucking dressing down her male colleague. It it's just they've hijacked it every commercial they're coming by i thought it was going to get better now that we pointed it out every commercial is about emasculation and it's just uh but it will be a nice middle finger to all that shit if he if he got elected you know um but i mean jesus christ

so let's talk about hillary because some news broke about her too that they did bring up and the uh a little bit in the debate um but there was more wiki leaks emails released they were from John Podesta. He's chairman of the Clinton campaign. This was around Friday at 6 o'clock, ladies and gentlemen. Podesta received comments made and passed Hillary Clinton speeches flagged as potential liabilities. Here's some quotes from Hillary. These were from, some of them were from speeches she made to Wall Street people

and where she showed her real face and admitted that she's got two very fat, ugly ones. Nick, you shouldn't talk like that about, yeah, well. Fuck you! You just sort of have to figure it out this is hillary speaking now you just have to uh sort of figure out how to getting back to that word balance how to balance the public and the private efforts that are necessary to be successful politically and that's not just a comment about today clinton said in a speech for the national multi-housing council it is unsavory and it always has been that way talk about politics but we usually end up where we need to be but if everybody's watching you you know all of the backroom discussions and the deals

you know then people get a little nervous to say the least so you need both a public and a private position. There you go. You need a public and a private position. So she's admitting she's full of shit. We knew all this, though, with Obamacare. Obamacare, fucking liar. Oh, you can keep your doctor, but nothing's going to change. But then the guy who created it, Gruber, said it was a fucking farce. I mean, we know this, but it's nice to hear her admit it.

But you know who that's going to piss off, folks? The Sanders supporters, who Hillary was hoping to coalesce to vote for her. I mean, she's confirmed everything that they believed about her, the worst. You know? So they're going to tell her to fuck off. It's going gonna make her a little nervous and then um she went on to say my dream is a hemispheric common market that's how i say it i'm from boston a common market with open trade in open borders there it is ladies and

gentlemen she wants open borders sometime in the future with energy that is as green as my ass energy is green and sustainable as we can get it powering growth and opportunity for every person in the hemisphere again it sounds great on paper it sounds great in theory this is what the fucking libs they really think we're all gonna hold hands and sing kumbaya as one planet and just totally ignore what's going on in the middle east and the refugee crisis in europe and evidence refutes everything she fucking believes about open borders and shit and uh it's it's just fucking priceless that she still believes but there she is she wants. Okay? So anytime from now on when you hear her talking about securing the borders and vetting people

and we'll be very careful, she's full of shit. You know that. You know it. And yeah, there it is. A common market. I'll give you a common market. A&P. A lot of people shop there of all colors.

Oh, don't tell me what to say motherfuckers she told that to Banco Brazilian Bank on May 16th 2013 so at least that's out

in the open they did bring it up during the debate for about a nano fucking second how about the the uh moderators last night like i said martha radish in her late hundreds dried up hag with that nasally voice who fills in for george stephanopoulos on this week every sunday and obama was at her wedding. And she's a big lib.

And they seem to be cutting Mr. Trump off. I was trying to watch this objectively. But every time he started to get into detail about negative shit about Hillary, Martha Raddatz would stick her dried up fucking face in there. And the goo gobbler would also step on some of Trump's Trump's statements. Let's here's a little montage of the moderators cutting off Trump. Senator Stevens. The question is, is that the discipline of a good leader? A lot of things.

I mean, I think we should. We can. No, Mr. Trump, we're going to go on. This is about the audience. Mr. Trump, we're going to move on. Oh, about the audience. Because she has been a disaster as a senator. Mr. Trump, we're going to move on. Oh, you didn't delete him? Allow her to respond, please.

Personally, what do you think will happen if Aleppo falls? I think Aleppo is a disaster, humanitarian-wise. What do you think will happen if it falls? How stupid is our country? There are sometimes reasons the military does that. Psychological warfare. I can't think of any. This is, I sat up on this one when trump was saying

why do we give away our secrets militarily we put up on the website we're going to leave here on you know october 5th and but why do we do that and and and here here is she couldn't help herself martha raddatz explaining why the military does that to trump she's supposed to be fucking neutral moderator i guess she forgot i can't think of any it might be to help get civilians out getting a subpoena from the united states we have to move on we gotta move on we gotta move on because we're pointing out how she fucking used bleach bit on her emails after being subpoenaed ah let's move on let's talk about uh a chance in jail let alone after getting a subpoenaed. Ah, let's move on. Let's talk about... A chance here. Let alone after getting a subpoena

from the United States Congress. Senator Clinton, you can respond. Then we have to move on to an audience question. We're the primary part of our campaign. I want to get... Let me follow up on this. I just wanted just one thing. First of all, Hillary,

everything's broken about it. Everything. The 15,000. Please allow her to respond. No, it hasn't. It hasn't. And it hasn't been finished at all. Ken Carpawet sends a question.

It's nice to one on three. It's right out in the open. Where was Candy Crowley? Why didn't I let her jump in? Remember her correcting Romney and then turning out to be totally wrong about it? What a fucking farce. Folks, this thing doesn't work.

This whole democratic process doesn't work unless you have a fair and honest press to keep an eye on the government. That's supposed to be their job. Now they're in bed with each other. The Obama administration is so far up ABC's ass, Martha Ratz can taste jerry curl. What? That was a line from The Sopranos. Uncle Junior goes, the feds are so far up my ass, I can taste bro but uh you know and if you're saying oh bullshit

nick you have fox nose and you have the three three radio stations uh this is a little something for you a new email leak reveals clinton campaign's cozy press relationship internal strategy documents and emails among clinton staff has shed light on friendly and highly useful relationships between the campaign and various members of the U.S. media as well as the campaign strategies for manipulating those relationships. The emails

were provided to the intercept by the source identifying himself as Guccifer 2.0 and the new take on that, by the way, from the Democrats is that some of this shit is being made up. These aren't even...

First they're saying it's the Russians releasing the shit and they're making up a lot of this stuff. As these internal documents demonstrate, a central component of the Clinton campaign strategy is ensuring that journalists they believe are favorable to Clinton are tasked to report the stories the campaign wants circulated. At times, Clinton campaign staff not only internally drafted the stories they wanted published, but even specified what should be quoted in quotes on background and what should be described as on the record.

be described as on the record one january 2015 strategy document designed to plant stories on clinton's decision-making process about whether to run for president singled out reporter maggie haberman then of politico now covering the election for the new york times of course as a friendly journalist that's in quotes who has teed up in quotes stories for them in the past and never, in quotes, never disappointed them. Nick Merrill, the campaign press secretary, produced the memo according to the document metadata. Here's what it says. Placing a story. As discussed on our call, we are all in agreement that the time is the time is right to place a story with a friendly journalist in the coming days that positions us a little more transparently while

achieving the above goals for something like this especially in the absence of teasing things out to others we feel that it's important to go with what is safe and what has worked in the past into a publication that will reach industry people for recruitment purposes. We have as a very good relationship with Maggie Haberman of Politico over the last year. We have had her tee up stories for us before and have never been disappointed. Okay?

This is the Clinton campaign talking about journalists. While we should have a larger conversation in the near future about a broader strategy for reengaging the beat press that covers HRC, for this we think we can achieve our objective and do the most shaping by going to Maggie. So why is Maggie still allowed to be a journalist? The strategy document plotted how Clinton aides could induce Haberman to write a story on the thoroughness and profound introspection involved in Clinton's decision-making process. The following month, when she was at the Times, Haberman published two stories on Clinton's vetting process. In this instance, Haberman's stories are more sophisticated, nuanced, and even somewhat more critical than what the Clinton memo envisioned. envisioned, but they nonetheless accomplished the goal Clinton campaign aides wanted to fulfill of the casting, casting the appearance of transparency on Clinton's vetting process

in a way that made clear she was moving carefully, carefully toward a presidential run. Other documents listed those whom the campaign regarded as their most reliable surrogates. Again, this is the Clinton campaign talking about their friends in the press that they have cozy relationships with. Other documents regarded as the most reliable surrogates, such as CNN's Hillary Rosen. Ooh, we're getting into names. Donna Brazile. That's an awesome. As well as the Center for American Progress president, Neera Tanden, but then also listed operatives whom they believed were either good progressive helpers, that's in quotes, or potentially friendly media figures who might be worth

targeting with messaging. As the Intercept previously reported, pundits regularly featured on cable news programs were paid by the Clinton campaign without any disclosure when they appeared. And then it gives a whole list. The Clinton campaign likes to use glitzy, intimate, completely off-the-record parties between top campaign aides and leading media personalities. One of the most elaborately planned get-togethers was described in an April 2015 memo produced, according to the document metadata, by Deputy Press Secretary Jesse Ferguson to take place shortly before Clinton's official announcement. The event was an April 10th cocktail party for leading news figures and top-level Clinton staff

at the Upper East Side home of Clinton strategist Joel Benison. staff at the Upper East Side home of Clinton strategist Joel Benison. A fully off-the-record gathering designed to impart the campaign's messaging. There it is. It's all in black and white. Thank God for Goose of a 2.0. Sorry, Bernie Sanders. You really did get fucked in the ass. You really did.

And I think Trump's going to take the same fate. did get fucked in the ass. You really did. And I think Trump's going to take the same fate. Here's a little event memo by Jesse Ferguson about the Benenson's cocktail party. This is an off-the-record dinner with

the key national reporters, especially, though not exclusively, it says in parentheses, those that are based in New York. Much of the group includes influential reporters, anchors, and editors. The goals of the dinner include, they can't just get to dinner, get together and have dinner. Number one, give reporters their first thoughts from Team HRC in advance of the announcement. Number two, setting expectations for the announcement and launch period. Imagine setting expectations.

Number three, framing the HRC message and framing the race. They're telling all the journalists to frame the shit. Number four, enjoy a Friday night drink before working more. And then it lists all the reporters that RSVP'd to this party. You know, Cecilia Vega, ABC. David Muir, ABC. Diane Sawyer, ABC. Stephanopoulos, ABC. Jonathan Karl, ABC. CBS. Norah O'Donnell. Bloomberg. Mark Halperin. CBS. Vicki Gordon. Nahigo.

CNN. Brianna Kehler. CNN. David Chalian. CNN. Gloria Borgia. CNN. Jeff Zeleny, CNN, John Berman, CNN, Kate Bolden, CNN, Mark Preston. Okay, it goes on and on. Anyhow, just so you know, next time the libs are, the mainstream media is in the tank of the Democrats, you can't even argue it anymore. The leaks are there, unless the Russians are making the shit up.

Anyhow. Anywho. That is it, folks. By the way, I just want to mention the two cops, Palm Spring officers, that were murdered this weekend. Part of

Obama's legacy. Police in Palm Springs captured the suspect early Sunday 12 hours after two police officers were killed a man who had opened fire on

police officers Saturday in Palm Springs killing two of the officers injuring a third he was wearing the suspect was wearing body armor had several gun magazines

when he was captured his name's John Felix he's 26 been booked into Riverside Jail on two counts of murder of a peace officer. He shot through the door, this fucking coward, through a closed door while he was talking to the cops. They were trying to resolve a domestic disturbance on Saturday. Okay, one of them was a brand new mother with a four-month-old baby, okay? The other guy was going to retire in a week or in December.

He was just working a little extra overtime. He's got eight kids. Twelve hours after the shooting, Felix surrendered to a SWAT team. The suspect reportedly told his father moments before the shooting that he wanted to kill police officers the officers that were killed uh leslie's zermini 27 and jose gilbert gil vega 63 zermini had recently returned from maternity leave can you fucking imagine Vega was a 35 year veteran scheduled to retire in December

chosen to work a little overtime on Saturday okay the guy ran across the street the guy's father said my son's going nuts he said you know he wants to kill cops I need some help that's the neighbor saying this Serrano Francis Serrano my son's going nuts. And he said, you know, he wants to kill cops. I need some help. That's the neighbor saying this,

Serrano, Francis Serrano. He said, I need help. My son's in the house. He's crazy. He's ready to shoot all the police. Ay-yi-yi. Anyways, the kid was a, the suspect's a known gang member.

Spent four years in prison for a 2009 attempted murder plot. You think he see this is when i this is when i laugh when i hear how biased it again how biased the system is against people uh black and brown people and and poor people and he was also arrested in 2013 after fighting with police at the same home where the shooting took place on saturday but you know he's back on the streets uh anyhow where the shooting took place on Saturday. But, you know, he's back on the streets. Anyhow.

67 law enforcement officers have died in the line of duty this year. So part of Obama's legacy. Anyhow, you won't be hearing about that. That is it. A wild weekend. Sports-wise, my socks are down 0-2 to a very good Cleveland team. So that game is at 6 o'clock tonight. And the Toronto Blue Jays swept the Texas Rangers,

who had the best record in American League, in Odor. Remember Odor, the shortstop who punched but batista in the face yeah well he made a throwing error last night that won that allowed the winning run to score so a little justice there i guess um and uh tom terrific brady you know it was the cleveland browns granted but he didn't miss a beat obviously threw for 407 yards and i don't know how many touchdowns. Our new tight end had three touchdowns, Bennett. And look out for the Pats. Tommy Boy's got a chip on his pretty shoulder. And

college football, the big upset, I would say was Navy over number six, Houston. That's all I got for you, kids. Again, thanks for the contributions. If you like the show, again, it's always free on iTunes on Monday and on riotcast.com and on Stitcher. But you go to connectpal.com slash Nick and you can get two to three more shows a week for $3.99 a month.

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