The Nick DiPaolo Show - 171 - Brady, Trump Winners

Episode Date: February 7, 2017

Brady, Trump Winners

You're listening to Nick DiPaolo on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com. And it's White out of the backfield. James White trying to tiptoe. Deion Jones on the stop. Sideline. What a throw! Amendola on the reception one of the best of the game for tom brady you called it you got to lay this ball out on the sideline amandola again with the speed out brian pool and coverage and brady lays it out perfectly.

Brady. Pass is caught. Hogan. Brady down the gut. Pass is caught. Julian Edelman. First down at the 25. You can see this offensive line there they're doing a good job right now of giving a clean pocket inside for brady with no pressure and then brady he allows julian edelman

he's in man coverage alfred is on him but he's got to clear a free guy and with protection brady's able to hang on to it and again makes a good throw. Fake it to Hogan. Flip it to White. Looking for blocks. Getting blocks. Inside the 20. Out of bounds at the 15. One first down. Here's Bennett. Flag is thrown. A ball that was a little under thrown, but Campbell never is able to get turned around to make a play. Pass interference. Defense. Automatic. First down. It's going to set up first and goal from the two.

19! We're done! Toss to White. He's in! Patriots win the Super Bowl! Brady has his fifth! What a comeback! Oh yeah!

What a glorious morning, kids! Just give you a little recap. Did that actually happen? Was I dreaming it? Oh, goodness gracious. A friend of President Trump's won the Super Bowl. This is a fucking nightmare. Just, just, oh, I don't even know how to describe the poor people who hate the president.

And Tom Brady, and that's too much white, that's too much winning. Is it not? Oh, yeah. I mean, the evil empire does it again. What a game. Come on, folks. I don't care where you stand politically. That was a doozy, was it not? Hey, Tina, shut it. I'll send Ike after you.

Hey, that's unnecessary. Anyways, how are you, folks? Oh, my God. I can't help it. Look, I'm at the perfect age as far as being a Patriot fan. Started watching him when I was six that's 1968 do the math later motherfuckers and uh yeah so i've seen it all i saw plunkett get beat up so bad and i'm actually i've actually said this i've said plunkett's probably glad his parents were both blind because oh my god did they see some of the war didn't see some of the worst football i should say but i'm just saying um i know there's kids that are 18 17 18 20 uh who are like this is you know this is just

big deal pats went again no no no no uh no i saw it all i saw it all sound like mickey fucking rooney but um jesus even i i gotta be honest with you just be perfectly honest i'm sitting there going uh-oh we are in deep shit today because the falcons look younger stronger faster and uh you know for about three quarters of the game and i just i i i don't watch sports and i hate espn now and their liberal slant on everything and their horseship i sat up and uh i watch it like i don't know three times until four in the morning i had to pinch myself but uh have you ever seen anything like it oh my god but like i said just adding to the beauty of it is that, you know, Trump and the almighty one Brady of friends and oh, fucking libs are just they want to cut their throats. They were online.

They're on social media. Hashtag not my Super Bowl champion because they have to politicize everything. It's all they have in the world. They really don't have friends. They replace religion with politics and it's all they got. They have to politicize everything and they get in their asses hand to it handed to them whether it's fucking hillary taking a big dump on the national stage or atlanta with a big el choco goodness gracious heloise but um was that not

something um yeah that final drive and uh hightower when he caused that fumble that was the uh but after the game you know this is sweet for a zillion freaking reasons number one obviously the biggest one the suspension of tom brady for the first four games of this year where the pats i think they went three and one and um and a few people listening to the show it's not always i don't do much sports on here but um you know when it's something like this and they intertwine with the social culture political then we do it but and if you want to listen to this show uh riotcast.com stitcher itunes today for free and if you want to subscribe you go to connectpal.com slash nick two to three more shows a week for $3.99 a month connectpal.com slash nick do it you big girls anyways uh holy

shit so yeah so we had brady suspended for the first four games where i think we went three and one and and then you know i mean we traded uh chandler jones and uh literally a fucking all pro the best defensive player we had this year gronkowski we lose him about halfway through and uh we get rid of collins jamie collins another tremendous defensive player and i'm thinking i'll be honest with you you know by halftime i'm going this is what happens when you make stupid moves like that you know i know you I know you're trading for draft picks for the future, but this is, you're going to have to pay for it short term. And this is the day we pay for it. Even I, a believer in Jesus Christ, all Tom Brady. I was like, oh yeah, it's coming back to

haunt us. No Gronk. And, but, but, but does it matter when you get the evil genius with his hoodie on and fucking Matt Patricia and everybody? And just it was just so fucking sweet for him to, well, you know, stick it up. You know whose ass that will be the commissioner. Commissioner Roger Goodell, who was warmly welcomed by the audience when he came to the stage. It sounded like Gillette Stadium by the end of the game. But here's Roger Goodell getting a warm greeting. What? I can't hear you. What? Fuck you!

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! That was the chants from the Patriots players. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! That was the chance from the Patriots players.

Fuck you! Quiet. Quiet like a bitch. Oh, goodness gracious. So that just made it all that much sweeter, did it not? I mean, come on. This season just came full circle. And can you imagine what we'd do if Gronk stays healthy next year?

We'd make a few other moves. Guy's going to have more fucking rings than Liberace and Axl Rose combined. I don't even know what that means. Anyhow, back to the fucking unfunniness. What? Yeah, so Goodell took it right up the shitter, and Robert Kraft wasn't really shy about it either. He took a nice fat shot at him, as he should,

and the owner of the Patriots was turned this fucking train wreck of an organization into a goddamn dynasty. Nobody can argue that. But a lot has transpired during the last two years. And I don't think that needs any explanation. But I want to say to our fans, our brilliant coaching staff, our amazing players who are so spectacular. This is unequivocally the sweetest oh yeah I like to say to Atlanta

and you blew it you blew it all due respect what a year they had and Tommy Ice come on I watched him at BC he was you know I fucking love BC football and he was you know kind of hurt to see the kid but

it's what happens when you go against our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name thy kingdom come they will be done on earth as it is in the red zone holy christ but uh how about this here's a few stats you might not have heard anyways you guys know the whole i'm not gonna give you the whole rundown of the game but real quickly they were it was 28 to 3 they were down by 25 halfway through the third quarter okay and they ripped off the most unbelievable comeback ever uh Up to that point, the biggest comeback for the Pats, it was Pats' 10-point comeback against Seattle a couple years ago.

That had set the bar as far as the Super Bowl. Brady was 43-62 for 466 yards, two touchdowns, one pick, a big one. He looked like Marsha Brady trying to make that tackle, by the way. And he was 12-16 for 150 yards on the tying and winning drives in the fourth quarter Andover time. It's his 51st game-winning drive. Just happened to come in the 51st Super Bowl. And how about James White? How about him?

How about that son of a gun? Who's good friends with my buddy Greg Zook, the retired cop slash lawyer who I've had on the show. James White's dad was a cop with my friend Greg down in Miami. Very close. And we went to the game last year. Greg went and sat with him for a few minutes, actually. So pretty goddamn cool. But the whole thing really started about eight and a half minutes left when

dante dante hightower sacked ryan and he fumbled and uh the patrick covered on the falcons 25 but dante hightower that's the second unbelievable he doesn't get any credit for that tackle on marshawn lynch when they beat the seahawks a couple years ago the remember the play before the interception they ran in like an off tackle to the left and Dante Hightower just got a hold of Marshawn Lynch nobody even talks about and then he makes this play here that just just turns it around uh you know Brady uh hit Amendola and uh that made it 28-20 then the Falcons came right back to get down to the Pats 22, but Trey Flowers, who's a monster, makes a sack.

Chris Long gets held. Another call, so they go out of field goal range, and everybody's giving the Falcons coaches shit for that, saying, why are you dropping back? Second guessing is easy. That's such bullshit. Anyways, and then the Pats took over from their own nine with three and a half left. They still have to get the two-point conversion.

They had to do that twice. I can't help it, folks. I can't help it if I'm cramming my genes right here. I just can't fucking. I thought I've seen everything, and I'm like, whatever. Even if they lost, I'm like, we'll be back next year. I just say, you know, but I thought I was was too jaded but i thought i've seen everything anyways he hit six of his next seven passes brady from 90 yards and the white goes in on a one yard toss sweep which i don't know why

they don't run that more when they're down there but anyways that tied it and uh you know the rest is fucking history they win the coin toss and you know everybody in Atlanta went, oh, my sister's ass. But boy, the Pats looked shitty, didn't they, for the first couple of quarters offensively? Even my sister Darlene, I have a funny family. She texts me a picture of the President Bush in a wheelchair and goes, he had more offense in the Pats in the first half.

I'll give you a thumbs up, sister, on that one. That was a Zing Zangler. But anyhow. How about Brady? It's just, you know what he's done in the last four quarters of overtime, including overtime in the last two Super Bowls? How about 34 of 42, 370 yards and three touchdowns. That's what he's done the last couple of Super Bowls in the fourth quarter alone.

And a quick overtime. But the catch Edelman made, what in Jesus Christ was that? What was that about? I'll tell you that's what it was. That's about David Tyree pinning the ball to his head like a fucking Nerf ball. Anyhow, just something else. Sorry. Just freaking the fuck out. And yeah, I mean, Brady's mother's got cancer. Couldn't even go to the game. And I think, oh, did they make it to this one? I don't even know. But unbelievable, huh? And then so all you guys out there that hate the evil empire.

and then uh so all you guys out there that uh hate the evil empire but then my my guy who i like by the way uh i'm watching snl i'm watching uh you know colin jost and michael che on their uh you know weekend updates and michael che who i know i mean you know i seem like the comedy seller on the stand and funny funny comic good guy and shit but uh he says this um during the goddamn snl weekend update that really fucking get under my you know brown slash white italian greasy skin for three hours i just don't want to talk about any social issues or politics i just want to relax turn my brain off and watch the blackest city in america beat the most racist city I've ever been to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That's right. How could you say that, Michael Che? Really? Must be nice to have that kind of freedom. I don't want talking about race because we live under this fake thing

that only white people can be racist and people have bought into it thanks to a complicit liberal media that's driven into their little fucking faggy heads for the last 40 years and the lie has become the truth. No, it's become a reality. But why would you think,

boss, the most racist city you've ever been to, are you going to provide us with some evidence or you just get to make a blanket statement? Let me ask you a question out there, folks. Right now, people, most of you are probably my fans. Maybe some of you are listening who aren't. Who would be safe for me walking downtown Atlanta at three in the morning

or downtown Chicago, pick any black neighborhood in any major city, Detroit, Downtown Atlanta at three in the morning or downtown Chicago. Pick any black neighborhood in any major city, Detroit. Who would be safe? Me at three in the morning in a black neighborhood in Chicago? Or Michael Che in downtown Boston at three in the fucking morning? Seriously. Since we want to boil it down to race and any white person caught in the wrong neighborhood would be killed because they are white, which is the definition of racism.

But so let's stop with the nonsense, okay? Anyhow, that's all I wanted to say. Michael Che is a funny dude and he deserves a success. But I'm just saying that fucking, that really got under my, that got under my ass. More liberals in Boston,

more black loving people than you'll find in almost any city. Oh, for Christ's sakes. Anyhow, wasn't that fucking great? It sure was. What do we got on the docket today? But, oh, some of the fallout because of the super bowl oh my goodness gracious um yeah liberals from coast to coast lapsed into despair that anyone close to president

donald trump could become winners as soon as the patriots running back james white scored at the end of the game. Spike and that bitch. The libs took to social media and went fucking cuckoo. They went fucking cuckoo, as they always do, you know. Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Immediately. The hashtag not my Super Bowl champion started trending with many slamming Brady and Trump. And that fucking disgusting.

Many libs were crushed by Super Bowl 41. Took to Twitter to lament that it felt just as bad as when they lost on Election Day. When the thick ankle dog face fumbled the ball and Trump jumped on it in the end zone for a quick six. When he pulled that tremendous come from behind win as they call it um and I know the libs are going yeah but he had Putin as the offensive coordinator and the defensive coordinator whatever whatever whatever you want to believe you big fucking girls uh yeah they went cuckoo because they have to. They have to politicize anything. But this is how negative I am. I'm already bumming about the days when Brady retires and Belichick steps down and they become just another.

But how could you be talking about being selfish? Jesus Christ. I think you've done enough, right? But yeah. So, social media filled with libs just fucking crazy. And there were articles before the game. I couldn't even read one. I just read the headline by some, I think it was, I want to say, Trudy Joseph.

It just said, black players on the Patriots and wives have trouble relating to, something about have a problem with squaring Brady's relationship with Trump. Something to that. I'm paraphrasing. I couldn't read it because I started to shudder at the horse shit. Just the headline alone was make me sick to my stomach. But there's such a fuck in the left. You just they're just fascist, man.

But there's such, fucking the left, they're just fascists, man. Now Lady Gaga's catching a crockish, a whole ton of shit because she wasn't political enough for the left. She didn't. I guess she was supposed to go out there at halftime and like, you know, bring out like a Donald Trump poster and take a big wet dump on it. Is that what she's supposed to do um but anti-trump supporters were furious on social media that lady gaga who by the way i can't decide if she's hot or not i'll see her in some pictures and she'll look like a retarded cashier in her late 60s and then other times i want to bang the shit out of her she's got okay she's got a pretty good body doesn't she not and

then and then she i don't know she's got 19 different looks for her face i can't decide but who looks at the face when they're having sex right i'm like uh denaro and uh and um this boy's life remember no faces in the bedroom no faces you turn around anyhow yeah she's catching a bunch of shit because she didn't fucking, you know, shit all over Trump. You know, she's from New York and her real name is Stephanie Germanotta. Outspoken Hillary Clinton supporter during the recent election. But she didn't rage against Trump during the, you know. And you know why?

Because the fucking NFL said, look, we've had enough shit between uh what's her name jackson's left tit bouncing out and um you know beyonce doing her black fucking lives matter militant dog shit black uh tribute to malcolm x they probably said to to uh gaga listen bitch you try any of that stuff we're gonna bring a fire hose up on stage and knock you right into the crowd who knows but um i enjoyed the show i got off twice um what right into the guacamole but uh it was uh yeah then they were saying they were saying that oh what somebody's at a gutless performance and then somebody responded gutless she came down from like 300 feet on a ceiling on two ropes didn't that kill a wrestler somewhere a few years ago when the harness broke and he fell to his death i wouldn't call that a gutless performance,

just based on the stunt to get on stage. But, oh, they were fucking... Some guy on Twitter, John Allen, at MathTurbator, oh, he's a funny fuck, he commented saying, given an opportunity, at Lady Gaga dropped the ball, tacitly supporting fascism by doing nada. Remember that when Trump comes for LGBTs.

Hashtag SB51. Yeah, he's going to come for LGBT fucking right. You fucking masturbator. You're masturbating too much. Your fucking brain is soft. The guy's fucking more liberal on that shit than the last 12 presidents, including Obama, by the way, masturbator, John Allen. I wonder if he means that as a joke, masturbator, or he actually has a lisp.

I'm hoping it's the latter, and he has no friends. What? That's kind of mean. Fuck it. kind of mean yeah fuck it um amusingly it says there's even now a theory out there that lady gaga fans are trump supporters oh boy can you imagine americans using their own free will as adults to choose they want to follow politically and pissing off people because of it. Quiet. Quiet like a bitch. That's right. That's right, fella.

But can you imagine? I mean, it's just unbelievable. That's a case of libs eating libs, by the way. We love that on this show. It's like porn. It's like porn. Ain't it? Sure it it is a lot of pressure i gotta i get somebody believe it or not i know this guy who writes for the huffington post and he's good i think he's uh putting out a book soon or whatever but he has to be careful too

with his friends and because he likes certain comedy and stuff. He told me, but he can't really, you know, must be nice, huh? Conservatives out in Los Angeles have to meet clandestinely because what does that tell you? You know, in fear of violence. What does that tell you about the fucking jerk offs? I'll tell you what it tells you. And for you to do your own work, your own flesh, your own flesh. I'll tell you what it tells you. What an ugly language. What?

But, of course, it's all intertwined. Culture, politics, socially, all that shit. When the Super Bowl, when you've got billions of people watching, and by the way, for you soccer fans, could you show me a soccer game ever, period, ever, in a thousand years, that can compare to the entertainment value that you saw yesterday? Please.

Please. Try to find that clip. Please. Why do you gotta go there? Because. Because. But then you got the commercials and the same liberal horse shit with their fucking underlying uh cultural same fucking messages um that i've been complaining about for about 20 something years now the first one i ever noticed was the diet coke commercial uh i mentioned this on them i think it was my first cd with the women are whistling at a construction guy they did the old spinneroo and that's when i was like oh really so so guys really guys will get upset that hot chicks are whistling well yeah because we're exactly the

same and isn't that the message did you see enough female anger in these commercials i've been crying about this for the last 10 years too you see enough i want in these commercials? I've been crying about this for the last 10 years, too. You see enough? I want you to count the number of times when you're watching TV, not just during the Super Bowl, just regular TV viewing, Monday through Friday, whether you watch it day, night, doesn't matter. I want you to count the acts of violence committed by women against men. And, of course, they'll do it under the guise of, oh, obviously a woman couldn't beat up a...

But they really... It's penis envy to the 50th power the first commercial during the super bowl right before kickoff i i can't remember if it was for a video game i don't know what it was for but it's a woman it looked like she was punching a it looked like the guy had fatigues on like a u.s soldier he was laying like in water and she punches him in the face i can't remember remember if it was animated or real, but that was the first thing I saw. I don't know if it was right before the kickoff or right after, but it came very early in the day. I want you to count the number of times in commercials you see women kicking heavy bags and boxing and punching.

Oh my God, they want cocks so bad. Not oh my god they want cocks so bad not in them they want cocks on them do you know what i'm saying it's just it's so obvious who's right in the ship and again i wouldn't point it out if it was an isolated commercial here and there but there's been a steady diet of the ship for the last 30 years that they can't they can't help themselves oh my god you know what i'm talking about there's a guy laying in the water i don't know a woman punches him in the face and it goes he didn't save you or they didn't save you you know again because we haven't driven that message home that women are strong we haven't heard that in the last 10 seconds have we and then there was was Wix.com.

That was more. There was Wix.com, whatever the fuck that is. But, you know, it's kind of a James Bond thing. A beautiful woman's in a restaurant with another guy, male spy, and a fight breaks out. And she's just kicking the shit out of about three different guys. Gets one of them in a scissors lock which is every guy's wet dream for a chick with smoking legs to get me in a fucking scissors lock i'd stay down there for a month and a half but just knocking the shit out of guys and again it's just it's just if if it was

real equality at this point if we had reached it you could show guys doing that to women in commercial nobody would say boo but that's what i'm saying wix.com that was the one and then you had the mr clean commercial remember mr clean back in the he's been around since i was a kid the balding fucking i don't know what he's supposed to be child molester pedophile fucking balding guy with an earring half pirate half butler cleaning your kitchen i don't know what the fuck this character is um but he always was one thing and that was clearly a macho guy but no we have the new version the 2017 version it was an animated thing by the way uh he goes into some dance moves like a metrosexual bitch just the faggiest fucking dance moves. And there's the housewife just getting all moist and delicious down below. And just fucking hilarious.

They turn Mr. Clean into a big girl. And, of course, the animated version of Mr. Clean, at the end of the commercial, it morphs into her actual husband, the schlumpiest white guy you could find. And just, you know, the opposite of sex appeal. And she's so let down but she's all turned on by that animated guy that she wanted to fuck um you know more emasculation i said it commercials have been about emasculation for the last 40 years usually white emasculation every once in a while they'll make a black husband look stupid because they know somebody might say

we can't be that fucking obvious but uh yeah mr clean and then they come at you with the uh you know the budweiser commercial and just how racist and the horseshit that immigrants have faced since they got here and with anhauser bush and you know fucking anhauser and mr bush meeting and they show him as a new immigrant coming to america and people go get out of here go back to where you came from, you motherless fuck. That was an Uncle Junior impression. But, you know, gotta remind you that this country's the most racist ever, even though, you know, like I said,

millions of black people, brown people, yellow people, orange people, red people are still trying to get into this country, sneaking in at such a horrible place. But Anheuser-Busch had to throw that at you, you know, because of Trump and the whole fucking thing. By the way, that deportation, by the way, the, you know, refugee thing, ban. Did you see that judge? That fucking jerk off.

He's like in his spare time. He's like, you know, you know immigration fucking lawyer and uh just as left as you can get with his dumb bow tie but uh i'm no expert on that on you know constitutionality but i think alan dershowitz is and jonathan turley and they both say that it's probably going to be overturned that judge in washington state who was a big dink. So that's why they're running that. And then you had, again, most of the ads are about strong women. That's the message. That's the message over and over.

I mention it in my new special, actually. I talk about the Viagra ads during NFL games, CISO.com. February 16th, my special inflammatory comes up but the feminist line is just they're relentless they don't leave it alone I'm so tired of pointing it out but I'm not going to stop till they fucking

lay off but the Audi ad it was an Audi ad and you have to listen to the audio it's a guy doing voiceover talking about his daughter and you have to listen to the audio. It's a guy doing voiceover talking about his daughter and how fucking unfair America is. But I guess, you know, they do polls on these things. It tracked 10 to 1 negative.

4,000 people liked it and 40,000 people hated it. And you know why? People who write this shit, I'm going to do you a little favor, they're tired of it. It's the reason the guy you hate, Trump, is in office. They're tired of your PC shit, whether it's calling him a racist, misogynist.

Listen to this stupid commercial. I tell her that despite her education, her drive, her skills, her intelligence, she will automatically be valued as less than every man she ever meets. That was me. She will be valued less than every man. Are you guys, are you not fucking, are you tired?

Are you not tired of this fucking shit? I know plenty of women, my sisters, my mom, most productive people on the face of the fucking planet. Nobody values them less than a fucking... Keep that wet dream alive. Again, it's like they're talking like it's 1958, whether it's race or gender. It's so funny. They're just stuck in neutral.

It's ironic for people who call themselves progressives. The guy's talking about his daughter in that commercial. I want to hear it again. It made me so angry. I tell her that despite her education, her drive, her skills, her intelligence, she will automatically be valued as less than every man she ever meets. Problem? You're the fucking problem?

You fucking Dr. Y onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. Oh, yeah. Just valued so much less. Just so tiring.

Oh, it's just so fucking tiring. And they wonder why the NFL, the ratings were down this year and why disney and espn is losing subscribers and ratings by the droves people have had enough absolute not just me and my 12 friends she'll be treated like a piece of shit because she's got tits and a vagina. Oh yeah. That's America for you. We don't have any CEOs. We don't have any chicks running

huge corporations, do we? You'd think they were talking about like they grew up in Aleppo. When's the last time somebody threw battery acid in a girl's face for wanting to go to school in fucking denver cocaine anyhow uh yeah that's the one that and i guess it tested horribly after the super ball like i said they do studies 4 000 people liked it online and 40 000 didn't why do you think but they're never going to change they They don't know how to change.

That's why they want to secede. Well, that shit comes from Madison Avenue Inn out in L.A., you know. Right? Right. Right. By the way, come see me this weekend. And Zaney's in Chicago Thursday night in downtown Old Town Club. And then on the weekends in Rosemont this weekend.

And I might be flying out. I don't know yet. I'm going to check the things today. Flying out to do Joe Rogan's podcast and a couple other ones. Probably Monday. I might go from Chicago to L.A. Depending on the flights and whether they try to fuck me in the ass as far as the fare goes. You know, you make a change and they treat you like a leper.

Well, that's an $1,100 change and you'll be putting you in the luggage underneath. Is that okay? Okay. So, yeah. Commercials were, you know. I mute the shit. I don't know who's watching commercials. This is the one game I watched in real time, by the way.

I told you I never do that anymore. I don't watch sports in real time or anything but uh i hit the mute button the minute uh the commercials come on because they just irritate me there was one commercial that ran after the super bowl starring tom prady tom? Nick, you all right? Tom Brady? And, you know, the guy? Yeah, there was a commercial that ran after the Super Bowl for a Massachusetts health care company, and Tom Brady was in the commercial. And the reason it ran after the Super Bowl, it's in the commercial he has, like, five rings on his hand, and that's the premise of the commercial. So naturally they didn't know before the game if he was going to win or lose.

I'm surprised they didn't burn the commercial at halftime. But here's Tom Brady for something called, I don't know, Shield Care or some shit in Massachusetts. But it's a pretty good commercial. Tom? Hi. Welcome to Shields MRI.

Would you please remove all jewelry and place it in the locker? Oh, yeah. Sure, no problem. He's got five rings on his hand. Is that all? For now. We're going to need to get you a bigger locker. You can, too.

Right this way. Shields Healthcare. go where the pros go it just must be the uh just the ultimate nightmare of us i'm live sitting home jesus christ they're tearing down obamacare trump's gonna replace it with some shit brady's doing a commercial fucking he's got five rings on i wonder how many people fucking hang themselves on the upper west side yesterday i hope a ton yeah good commercial though on the nurse kind of coach he goes we're gonna get you a bigger lock just the way she said it made my nipples like diamonds anyways

i guess before the game and i didn't even bother watching it, I guess Bill O'Reilly interviewed the president of the United States, Donald J. Trump. I didn't bother watching it because, like, okay, these guys have known each other forever and shit, and I'm sure O'Reilly will bust his balls, but I don't know. I didn't feel the need. That and I forgot. Can I be honest with you? Once again, I came home from Yonkers. I was in Yonkers this weekend.

Hot comedy club. Sold out the little room, which was nice. And thank you for coming out, you guys. And then I had drinks and hung out after because some guy was playing like 70s music. And yeah, I had a few more drinks. And I had a few more drinks. And then what I did was I had a few more drinks.

And then I had another drink and then a couple more drinks and then some chicken fingers and then i come home and i took two uh fucking i couldn't sleep i was all wound up because there's nothing like killing in front of 81 people and i was all strung and i took a uh a couple advil pm and that put me into a sugar coma and uh when i take that shit i have no memory than it i forgot all about the o'reilly interview not that i was that fucking anyhow so he asked a few questions of the president and uh i want a trump's answer i can see why it would bother people the way you know he's got to be more careful with this language i know he's not again he's a businessman who's running the country and uh i'm just saying somebody should go look you just be a little more careful but first uh o'reilly uh talked about the putin situation

and uh the president's response got all caused all kinds of controversy amongst people who have the skin of a fucking dead baby. Anyways. Putin's a killer. A lot of killers. We've got a lot of killers. Why, you think our country's so innocent? Do you think our country's so innocent? I don't know of any government leaders that are killers.

Take a look at what we've done, too. Take a look at what we've done, too. It's like a scene out of The Godfather. Who's being naive now, Kay? Michael, senators don't have people killed. That made me fucking laugh. Trump is like, Michael,

oh, now who's being naive, okay? Oh, Riley. And, you know, he's getting guff from like both sides,

I guess, but why would people who hate Trump have a problem with that? I mean, the people who really can't stand this country deep down,

even though they say they do, they spend their lives pointing out what's wrong with it why would you have a problem with uh with trump saying yeah we're as shady as anybody else even though you know we're just maybe better at it but i gotta believe so i thought that was fucking uh what you think just the way Trump said it, he had so much, what you think, like Bill, what the fuck? It was pretty funny.

And then what else did he ask him about? He asked him about, he said, oh, about the illegal voter situation. Trump had made some claims about how many illegals voted in the election, and this is how that went. Look, Bill, we can be babies. But you take a look at the registration. You have illegals, you have

dead people, you have this. It's really a bad situation. It's really bad. So you think you're going to be proven correct in that statement? Well, I think I already have. A lot of people have come out and said that I am correct. Yeah, but the data has to show that 3 million illegals voted. Forget that. Forget all of that. Just take a look at the registration, and we're going to do it. And I'm going to set up a commission to be headed by Vice President Mike Pence,

and we're going to look at it. Just forget about that. Forget about all that. That's where I can see people going, what the fuck? What do you mean forget about it? What do you mean forget about that. Forget about all that. That's where I can see people going, what the fuck? What do you mean forget about it? What do you mean forget about it? But what he's saying is, I think, but again, he's got to be more particular in his language. He's saying if you add up all the dead people

on the registration rolls, people who voted in multiple states, he's not just talking about like illegals who snuck in and voted uh but it's gotta be i mean how many millions are on the dead list they put that out nobody fucking tries to hide that fact even obama made a joke about it during one of his elections um that's what he was trying to be but you can't go forget bills like yeah but you need data and evidence he goes forget about forget about that. What Trump should have just said was, need data and evidence? Where's your data and evidence that Putin killed anybody?

Show me the fucking evidence, Bill. Which I think we all know Putin, probably. Putin, you know, come on, he's the head of the KGB, for Christ's sake. How about, which reminds me, head of the KGB for Christ's sake how about which reminds me head of uh how about George old man Herbert Walker Bush who is a war hero and shit god it's sad to see god I thought when I was younger a young person old people didn't know they were that old you're just so kind you turn stupid and you're ah, I'm just like I was when I was 14. But you're so aware of your fucking, he doesn't want to go. Can you see?

And then Barbara, how about the coin toss? I thought the ref was going to go, okay, Mr. President, heads you live, tails you die. And then he fucking tries to flip it. And what's it do? It went above fucking 18 inches and it hits a guy's foot is that illegal is that a legal coin toss when it hits something if i was at home and i was doing it with my brother as a kid i'm like no it hit the fucking leg of the table flip it in the air let it land cleanly that's what i thought we were gonna have that's how i knew it was gonna be a

bad day when it hit the guy's foot in the fucking Falcons. I'm like, uh-oh. But H.W. Bush still hanging in there. Jesus Christ, I don't want to get there. I really think I'm better off falling off a boat or getting hit by a fucking bus at, I'd say, early 70s. Nick, that's kind of a downward look on... I know, but I just don't want to fucking, I don't want my belt to be up around my Adam's apple and fucking

wearing an adult diaper and drooling on myself and people, half the audience are going, look at him, he's tremendous. He's a war hero, he's still alive, the other half are going, look at him. He would have been better off. Anyhow, glad they make it. They're from Houston and stuff, so it was a big, big deal.

Hey, where was George W. yesterday? Was he there? Was he with his family? I didn't even... Somebody said he was bowling or something. I don't know what the fuck. But anyways, a couple snippets from the O'Reilly interview. Trump's taking some fucking heat on the Putin.

Mama's home. So anyways, Bill O'Reilly said, yeah, well, Putin's a killer. And guess what? Who that didn't sit well with. You know who?in himself said this comrade here is something that might be of interest to you a transcript of the conversation between your helicopter between the dnc officials and hillary clinton's john pataschka John Podesta. This guy's so over the top.

Insight. And that ought to apply. Immediately. It seems you were abandoned on direct command. And these are the people you protect with your pain. So risk its volage. You may scream. There is no shame. Of course, that was Putin talking to Trump on the phone before the election.

Anyhow, Putin and the Kremlin says they want an apology for Fox News saying that he's a killer. Apparently, he's a lover. You've seen him on his pony with no shirt on. The tits of a 60-year-old woman. I love when he plays hockey in an exhibition game, Putin. Remember, plays hockey in an exhibition game putin remember they he played uh he played in an exhibition game he had like six goals in the first three minutes of the game and they wanted us to believe that like he really scored it wasn't and then he went golfing or was that kim jong-il i think kim jong-il went golfing or whatever and had like eight hole-in-ones in one afternoon.

Oh, God. Yeah. Eight fucking hole-in-ones. Nobody would argue with him. No, no, no, no, no. Yes. No, no, no, no, no. Yes. No.

Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Not this fucking time. No fucking way. No fucking way. No fucking way. No fucking way, man.

Yeah, so he didn't like it. He wants an apology from Fox News. They said it was unacceptable comments. One of the channel's presenters. That would be Bill O'Reilly. I fucking love this. But O'Reilly didn't say who Putin had killed. We consider such words from the Fox TV company to be unacceptable and insulting.

And honestly speaking, we would prefer to get an apology from such a respected TV company. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov. Are there any Russian names that don't end in OV? Can you raise your hand? They said that on a conference call. Fox News and O'Reilly did not immediately respond to Reuters. Trump's views on Putin are closely scrutinized. Yeah, we know why they're scrutinized, alright? You don't have to tell us that in the article again, you fucking dummies.

Because, you know, he's very complimentary of Putin. Trump, when commenting on the allegations against Putin in the same interview, questioned how innocent the United States is itself. Come on, Kay. Who's being naive now?

Apparently it irritated some of the congressional Republicans who said there was no comparison between how Russians and U.S. politicians behave. Be careful, Donald. Now you're wading into some dark waters. And if you don't believe me, fucking read the book I told you guys to read that came out 10 years ago that's been on bridge since the truth about the Bilderberg group.

Anyhow. I like Trump has like a pat answer. Anytime Putin comes up. Well, I, you know, I respect him, but I don't know that I'm going to get along with him. You better get along with him. I respect them, but I don't know that I'm going to get along with them. You better get along with them. We're all going to end up fucking, you know, in an underground bunker with flames above us.

Cocaina. Cocaina. In January last year, after a British judge ruled that Putin had probably, that's in quotes, quotations, authorized the murder of former KGB agent Alexander Levinico in London. Remember? He had a little bit of tea and then had a little bit of tea with some guy. And then a fucking few hours later, he's in his bedroom. He's got more mercury in him than a fucking 1968 Motorola TV set. Trump said there's no evidence

that the Russian president was guilty. First of all, he says he didn't do it. Many people say it wasn't him, so who knows who did it, Trump said. Who's being naive now, Kay? Who's being naive now? Excuse me. Hey, ladies and gentlemen.

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Pam Bird with a big fat one. Robert Schleider. Always steady. My boy Dennis has contributed again. And Carl Macula. Thank you guys so much. It is the lifeblood of the show, as you know. And appreciate it.

All your help. What else did I want to plug? Like a whore. Thanks to AHA Comedy Club, by the way. That was great. It was packed. Small room, but packed. Well-behaved, fun audience.

And I'm hoping that club is open seven days a week because it's very close to me as far as geographical location. And it would be invaluable to be able to go over there a couple times a week and work on stuff. Prospect Park Mayor Muhammad Kairoula wins kudos for sanctuary city executive order there you go united states there you go that's what you want to hear isn't it yeah

you're the fucking problem there you go mayor muhammad kairoula wins kudos you keep looking at me for sanctuary city executive order this time the The Syrian-born mayor of Prospect Park to rise in Democratic circles after he signed an executive order on Friday that declared Passaic County borough of 5,800 and some odd people a sanctuary for immigrants. That's also a magnet for fucking crime.

It borders Patterson because I read it. It said it borders Patterson. Patterson is not... I'll tell you how borders Patterson. Patterson is not... I'll tell you how bad Patterson, New Jersey is. People, refugees, will get here from Aleppo and go, fuck this.

I'm going home. I'm not staying here. This is some nasty shit. Kairoula, I hope I'm saying his name right. I really don't. Immigrated to the United States in 1991.

Was elected councilman in 2001. And he has been the mayor since 2006. But according to his stupid order, which is helping the United States commit suicide, along with San Francisco and every other fucking dummies, no department, committee, agency, commission, officer, or employee of the borough of Prospect Park shall use any borough funds or resources, I'm sure that includes the cops, to assist in the enforcement of federal immigration law. So let that sink in for you, folks. First of all, half of ISIS and Al-Qaeda already live in fucking Newark and Patterson and surrounding areas.

I already live in fucking Newark and Patterson and surrounding areas. Kairoula directly refers to his own past and explaining why he signed the order. It is important to me as a person who came to the United States as an immigrant. Yes, as an immigrant, Mr. Muhammad Kairoula. As an immigrant. Not as an unvetted refugee or as an illegal because don't act like you're just protecting immigrants you're protecting illegals too he says it's important because i came here as an immigrant that we uphold our laws and values your values are not my values and not america's values that's how trump won you big girl did you make a fucking note of that

what is wrong with these people? Somebody made a great point in the New York Post. It was in the like op-ed page. Somebody wrote in, as far as this ban on refugees, a temporary ban, by the way, from seven Muslim countries. And people are saying,

oh, that's horrible. It doesn't go with our values and blah, blah, blah. And somebody said, really, you think Angela Merkel or the president of France, if they had a do-over a couple years ago and they had a chance to maybe put a ban in place to keep refugees from coming in do you think they would say yes now after all the carnage and all the people that have been murdered in those two countries huh if they had a do-over and if you're saying no wouldn't, you're just being fucking dishonest.

Intellectually. Hmm. Don't you think? Oh, but it's so against our fucking values. Democrat Party, you don't have American values. You fucking, I don't know what your values are. Not all of yours, by the way. That doesn't go for some of yours.

I'm sure you're pretty moderate and right down the middle. But I'm saying the far left fucking nuts. And do you ever work? You guys can protest on a Tuesday at noontime, like it's Saturday night. But that's about it folks for the depalo podcast one other thing about the superbowl direct tv technical issues left some customers unable to watch the fucking superbowl finish couldn't happen to a nicer company actually they have a great product i'll be honest with you even though i work for them

but uh can you fucking imagine? I have it, and I got to see the end of the game. But there were some places like Pittsburgh, I guess, being heralded as one of the best Super Bowl finishes in history, obviously. But thousands of DirecTV customers didn't get to see it. Late in the fourth quarter, as the Pats were driving down the field, DirecTV customers report their screens started cutting in and out. That wasn't their screens.

That was James White. What? For many, the signal was flashing in and out, and then a slate popped up on the screen telling customers there were technical difficulties and to turn to another channel. Frustrated customers took to social media when the outages started. Former Pittsburgh Steel quarterback Charlie Batch, he actually went on like Twitter. He blames, DirecTV blames the issue on the Fox Pittsburgh station.

The company issued a statement. Last night, the broadcast feed provided to us by Fox Pittsburgh failed at 1014. Pittsburgh fixed the issue and service was restored to our satellite customers roughly a half hour later. Oh my God. It's like the Heidi game back in 68, I think it was the Jets and the Raiders in a championship game. The Raiders scored like two or three times in the last four minutes or whatever. But right in the middle of the fucking drive, it cut to a movie, Heidi. You guys know.

You sports fans know what I'm talking about. According to TV predictions, DirecTV subscribers in several cities, including Tucson, Phoenix, and Pittsburgh reported problems also. Oh, boy. DirecTV's website shows more than 1,300 outage reports during the game last night. Wow. We take that shit for granted, though. You know? You really do. You take it for granted, and it's all going to work smoothly, which it does most of the time, but can you imagine? Well, the Steelers, they're like, for Christ's sake, first of all, we lose to the Patriots. Now we don't even get to see what fucking DirecTV.

I don't know, fellas. And you blew it. I'm going to pick up your game. And you blew it. But they put out a fucking good product. Anyhow, that be it from here. Quiet. Quiet like a bitch oh i can't i'm too happy um yeah go to uh nick dip.com for my you can sign up on my for my podcast on my website too it explains how you get my tour dates

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