The Nick DiPaolo Show - 207 - Manafort Indictments

Episode Date: October 31, 2017

Manafort Indictments

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That's Andy Fiore. On a guitar he built in Metal Shop in 8th grade. Use the lathe. Turn that quarter-inch stock right down. How are you, folks? Monday. God damn it. I don't know how you people do to have real jobs your whole lives Monday through Friday dealing with it. I don't know how you people do it who have real jobs your whole lives.

Monday through Friday dealing with it. I don't know how you do it. I got to be honest with you. Got to be honest with you. I've been coasting since 1988. Haven't had a boss. We all go through these phases as comics. First few years you're laying around on a Tuesday watching Goodfellas at 1 o'clock for the 100th time.

Maybe I should write a joke. I got to work tonight. Actually, I did all the work at the beginning of the career, the 19 sets a night and all that shit. Now I'm, let's be honest. This chair feels good. I'm going to have a hemorrhoid operation on Monday, but I don't want to get into the details right away.

I don't want to scare you. Should I talk about my asshole or Paul Manafort? I don't want to scare you. Should I talk about my asshole or Paul Manafort? Before I go any further, Brandon Lowe, thank you for contributing to the Nick DiPaolo podcast. If you want to do that, folks, the Nick DiPaolo podcast, you go to connectpal.com slash Nick, connectpal.com. it's a good thing. It covers my wife's coke problem and we bought a cat. And, excuse me,

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What do you want to talk about? I'll get to Manafort. We get that. I get the Texans owner having to apologize because he's a white guy with a lot of money and offended some young black guys. So I have the racist Yuli Gurriel for the Astros

who made fun of you, Darvish. I'll get to that. Peyton Manning's accuser speaks up because everybody else is. And Kevin Spacey tried to fuck a guy. Wow! Thanks for connecting the dots on that one. What next? Rosie O'Donnell like snatch? Get the fuck out of here with your fake news.

Anyways. They're canceling House of Cards the next season. Never watch the season of it. Because why? Why? Because it's about politics and it comes out of Hollywood. the canceling house of cards the next season never watch the season of it because why why because it's about politics and it comes out of hollywood why would i do that when i lean right my politics why would i waste my mf for time 866-969-1969 is the problem is the problem the phone never is the problem you didn didn't even... Right over Fiore's head. Right over Fiore's head.

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am i opening for you there no i'm not you read into these looks when that's a joke for christ's sake i do read into a lot of looks but you did have this hurt look on your face that's like your your uncle finger popped you in a hot tub i'll be at the pickle house or whatever you said andy fury pickles andy fury will be at the salty pickle Pickle in Buffalo Wednesday through Friday. It's a midweeker. I come up with the best names of comedy companies. How about Skidmarks in Buffalo? Skidmarks spelled M-A-R-X, like the Groucho Marx.

Skidmarks. I'm telling you. I would have gone K-Z. There you go. Did I give it all out? 866-969-1969. And I'll get to the World Series. All right, let's start with Paul Manafort.

We only have four segments. You might as well get into this shit. All the lefties. I went by and Dean Abdallah literally had his penis in his hand, giving it a yank, all excited about indictments going down. And the details came out today. First of all, we all know it was Manafort. He's got a partner, Rick Gates, apparently.

But it's so funny watching. He's flipping through the news. The left is just jacking off like this is anything. Former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort and his associate Rick Gates have been indicted by a federal grand jury Monday on 12 counts. According to Robert Mueller's office, cheese, Dick,

the counts include, listen to these. These sound serious though. The counts include conspiracy against the United States. That sounds very serious. Conspiracy to launder money, unregistered agent of a foreign principal. False and misleading foreign agent registration.

That's known as FARA, by the way. Or in Boston, we say FARA. FARA statements. False statements and seven counts of failure to file reports of foreign bank and financial accounts. Oh, boy. And Robert Mueller said this. Bye-bye, dickhead. In addition, a guilty plea by former Trump campaign policy advisor.

Yeah, he was a policy advisor for, what, 30 seconds? George Papadopoulos. Wasn't he a character on Sesame Street? Webster. No, Papadopoulos. The big fucking Palumbo. What was it? Snuffleupagus?

Snuffleupagus. Snuffleupagus. Yeah, that's what I said. George Snuffleupagus. But Papadopoulos was Webster's adopted dad. Okay, we're not doing SNL here. Both of you is back off. I'm not kidding.

He was a football player. Bothy is back off the fucking mics, all right? Same guy who played Mongo. Hey, you're getting a little chatty. You asked. This isn't a fucking... You know how this show works. You sit there and laugh at retarded kids in wheelchairs, and I fucking...

Oh, I love that. Anyways. Yeah, so George Papadopoulos was announced by Mueller. He admitted to making false statements to the FBI agents as part of the investigation. He talked to some professor in Russia that tried to get a book deal. Manafort and Gates faced the first charges in the special counsel's investigation. This is also the first time the special counsel's office has confirmed that a grand jury has been impaneled. Ooh!

But do you understand all the shit? I'll get into the details real quick quick 866-969-1969 trump tweeted on the news on the indictment and he's right on the money again sorry folks he says sorry but this is years ago before paul manafort was part of the trump campaign but why aren't we by why aren't but why aren't Crooked Hillary and the Dems the focus? With 19 question marks, Trump tweeted. Adding moments later, also there was no collusion. That's a good question.

Do you ask yourself that? Dean Abadala. How do you say his name? I think it's Obadala. Oh, yeah. Obadala. No. Yeah, you're right.

Obadala. Dean Obadala. Dean Obadah. Oh, yeah. Obadiah. No. Yeah, you're right. Obadella? Dean Obadella. Dean Obadella. Why? He's actually a likable guy, but I walked by when these indictments were announced on Friday. He was yanking his chain, and they get nothing here. According to the indictment, between at least 2006 and 2015, Manafort and Gates acted, that

was his business part, as unregistered agents of the government of Ukraine, the Party of Regions, a Ukrainian political party whose leader, Viktor Yukonovych, was president from 2010 to 2014. Manafort and Gates generated tens of millions of dollars in income as a result of their work for this guy. And this guy was tight with Putin a little bit. But again, this was way before. The indictment says Manafort and Gates laundered the money

through scores of... Scores? I've been to scores many times. A lot of big-titted bitches over there. Hold for the laugh that doesn't deserve. They laundered money through scores of the United States and foreign corporations, partnerships, and bank accounts

in order to hide Ukraine payments from U.S. authority. So the guy, look, Manafort's a dirty guy. But that doesn't mean, go ahead. What is it? Go ahead. I'm giving you permission. Fill it in. Paul Manafort said this.

I said, sure. Mueller said this. They said Trump did this. I said, sure, sure. His father and my father won the real estate development business together. But it's all lies. More than 75 mil flowed through offshore accounts. Manafort alone laundered more than 18 mil.

God damn it, I'm not even smart enough to be rich in this. You know what I mean? Am I supposed to hate this guy because he knows how to play the game? That goes for any of them except for Podesta. Manifold 18 mil, which was used by the former Trump campaign. They keep saying that in the article, by the former Trump campaign. To buy properties, goods, and services in the U.S. He concealed the income from the U.S. Treasury.

So, you know, he was keeping it. He was laundering that shit not to get taxed. All right? So he deserves to get whatever he's going to get coming to him. But I'm sorry, folks. It's not like he was tonguing Trump's balls, as Dean Abedaya would like to say. Gates, his longtime associate, his name appeared in documents linked to companies that Manafort's firm created in Cyprus to receive payments from politicians and business people in Eastern Europe. I wish I was half this smart.

I don't know what happened. I went to UMaine, I got a 2.4. I was chasing average pussy from Lewiston. Yeah, I'd say the average chick in Bangor, five, I'd say five, four, about, I'd say, I don't know, 266, 270. They could give a good blowjob, but they could actually be a pulling guard. They could lead on a 266, 270. They could give a good blowjob, but they could actually be a pulling guard.

They could lead on a screen. Rep Peter King, New York, said on America's Newsroom, there's no evidence of linking the Trump campaign to collusion. This predates the campaign entirely and could predate Paul Manafort even meeting Trump. The investigation still has to go forward. This is King talking. But what I've seen so far,

there's no evidence at all linking the Trump campaign to Russian influence. But they're going to make it, Link. If you give these guys enough money and enough time, they're going to fool people like Dean Abedaya and a few people who work here who are huge anti-Trump people. They'll buy anything.

They'll buy anything. Rosie O'Donnell has to go i read her tweets this bitch is the most unhappy person on the planet just hateful buys into anything that's fucking leans left except for a j Craig, uh, unsalted crackers. 866-969-1969. So Manafort replied when they told him he was, uh, you know, they convened a grand jury, whatever. I mean, he was a fucking. You're out of order. You're out of order. The whole trial is out of order. They're out of order.

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who? That is, uh, you know, so you guys on the left, you know, again, get all excited and shit about this. Meanwhile, thick-ankled dog face is sitting there, filthy as a whore when it comes to the dossier

that her and the DNC funded. Do you understand what she did? Do you understand? It makes what Nixon did look like Cheez-Its. What the fuck does that mean? I don't know. I grabbed the snack food out of my head.

Do you? Seriously, that fat pig is sitting there in Chappaqua. Not even Chappaqua. Actually, he's in London. Somehow she broke that foot. I don't know how you break a foot that's connected to a redwood tree for a fucking ankle. By the way, that's another thing. I got edema.

My calf swelled up. I told you that, right? Like fucking Hillary's. It worked out. It's a matter of time before I'm dead. 866-969-1969. Pick up the phone and defend the fucking Democrats and Hillary and that filthy whore. Call me now.

Hi, I'm Mike Lindell. Inventor of my pillow. Thanks to my patented fill that'll muffle the screams of any 12-year-old boy or girl. Thanks to my patented fill that'll muffle the screams of any 12-year-old boy or girl. I made it machine washable safe so you can get rid of that pesky DNA. And I make it in my home state of Minnesota. Because I have warrants out for touching kids in the other 49 states. Nice mustache and giant crucifix.

Anyways, you got nothing. You got nothing. I hope you're all excited. Hope Kathy Griffin's touching her penis tonight and Rosie and all your filthy whores about this. Because you got nothing. It's got nothing to do with fucking Trump whatsoever. But again, if you give Bob Mueller enough time, although he should recuse himself. Because he's best friends with Comey, who was running the fucking FBI when Obama was there. Did nothing about this uranium wonder.

Anything else? Anything else? She's sitting there. She knew about the dossier. Can you imagine? I want to know why she is so immune to this shit. Meanwhile, Russia was funneling money to her foundation. Right? Her husband gives a speech

for half mil to a Russian bank. But nothing to see there, right, folks? Lick my dirty nuts, you filthy fucking whores. Palumbo, join in. She wrote the lyrics to that. Christina Palumbo out of Bensonhurst. Don't give me that smart-alecky shit. Oh, fuck off.

Walnuts. 866-969-1969. I'm working like Springsteen for you people coming out of the gates, and I should have opened with the hemorrhoid stuff. That's going to have that chopped out on Monday. We'll get into that later on the show. Dog had me bent over a silly couch that you'd only find, like, in a honeymoon suite at a motel in Albany. He actually goes to me,

well, you don't have one of these at home? He gets me there. He's got my pants on me. He's got my ass spread open. You know, I did the fleet enema this morning. He's got me splayed open like a fucking flounder. And then he goes to me, I'm going to lunch.

You stay right there. I guess that's how they break the tension. I go, what is this fucking comedy? He goes, I'm giving you lunch. You stay right there. That's, I guess that's how they break the tension. I go, what is this fucking comedy? He goes, I'm giving you my A stuff. That's what he said. Everybody's a god.

Thing is, I like this guy. He's actually fucking funny. Jay, the angry trucker who has more time to call the show than anybody I know. Hey, Jay. Well, when you're driving this has more time to call the show than anybody I know.

Hey, Jay. Well, when you're driving this much, you got all the time in the world, right? I know, but focus on that road. I don't want you running over an illegal immigrant up there. Go ahead. No Mexicans in Canada for me to run over. No, not Mexicans. There's all kinds of shit.

You got terrorists coming over from Toronto. Yeah, we got plenty of shit up here I can run over. Trust me. So, your thoughts on the Hillary Manafort stuff? Well, first of all, I gotta question Bill Mueller because doesn't it seem a little odd

that Mueller's buddy Comey gets a little fucked over by Trump and fired, and then so the next thing he does is indict Manafort, who's Trump's buddy. Isn't that a tit for tat kind of scenario? I don't think so. I do. No, no.

You fuck my buddy, I fuck your buddy. No. I'm not following you. Say that again real slow. So Trump fires Comey. Comey is Mueller's boy.

Yeah. Because he replaced Mueller when he retired. Yeah, no, here's the way you're wrong. But we knew this was coming way before that. We knew they had their... Yeah, but I mean, he laundered money back in 1969. Who gives a shit? That's a long-ass reach. Well, I...

Also in 2004. No, I know. There's no connection to trump there's no connect but we knew this was coming down anyways before well why doesn't trump hire a special counsel like moeller like get trey gowdy to come in and do an investigation on hillary and the dems for crying out loud well i don't know i don't want to have theirs or republicans gonna have this yeah no i know i i don't know how that works though, no, I know. I don't know how that works, though. I don't know how that works, hiring a special counsel.

But I would think, yeah, I would think the president would have the final. He keeps tweeting that he's going to do that. He keeps saying, I guess it's not up to the president. Again, we don't get into politics 109 here. What's that? He said to Hillary during the debate, if I were president, you'd be in jail. I know. That's what went on the debate in the presidency, I swear to God. Yeah, no question.

It was like El Truve. I mean, the people want a victory. They want to see one of these bastards go to prison for all their crimes, and Hillary's at the top of that list. Yeah, but every time I bring that up, Jay, everybody laughs in my face like I'm very Pollyannish about how the world works. Oh, no, we agree 100%. No, I know. you and I agree, but the rest of the world doesn't. People like that don't go to jail.

Well, I don't know. I think if they do a special counsel, Trey Gowdy, Trey Gowdy fucking hates Hillary. He's the guy who led the investigation into Benghazi. Yeah, I know. Okay. All right, Jay, I feel

your pain, as Bill Clinton once said. Oh, poor Bill. All right, take it easy. Let's go to Steve in Los Angeles. Stevie Boy. Hey, what's up, Nick? What's happening? Why am I wrong? What am I wrong about? I'm just reading the news. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your comedic talent, man. Oh, shut the fuck up. You know what? I'm going to hang up on you, right?

Don't I? You're a fucking moron. Oh, Hillary's emails. Fuck you. I didn't say Hillary's emails once yet. You're such a dumb fuck. You know, you're living in the perfect city. Steve, you know what? You're in the perfect

city, you fucking moron. You don't like comics who dabble in politics. Fuck off, you cocksucker. Get this fucking jerk off my phone. You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? Fucking idiot. You're wasting your comedic talents because your politics differ than mine.

Fuck you. Call Jon Stewart a fucking Seth Meyers and say that. You ass fuck. Fucking you belong in Los Angeles. It's filled with them. Dumb as the day is fucking long. You're wasting your comedic time. Meanwhile, this show is growing like a tumor on your ass.

So I guess I'm not stupid. Not going anywhere, by the way. Matter of fact, I'm going to stick to all politics and I just to bug you. Jesus fucking Christ are they stupid out there. God. Uh-oh.

Retard alert. Retard alert. Oh, is that fucking probably trolling me? and it worked oh my ass hey my ass frank in the bronx i'm really offended that you yelled at my friend like that yeah hope your friend dies in his sleep along with his wife tonight go ahead what a fucking jerk off he is. Yeah, that's called fucking West Coast smart.

They don't like your politics. So they go, you know, you're a comedian. Don't talk about politics. You fucking, could you be any more transparent, you fucking shallow ass? Anyways, your thoughts, Frank? They don't know how to tell the truth. It's like, well, yeah, we kind of like the presentation. We're going to get back to you.

Say you don't like it, asshole. Let me move on. Anyway, listen, real quick. Over the weekend, a lot of the folks were like, you guys wait. He's going to get impeached. It's all going down Monday. They were tweeting, all getting excited, and what happened? They shit the bed and swore.

Nothing's going to happen. Nothing's going to affect this president. He's not going down. All those people were like, he's going down. He's done. Look whatore. Nothing's going to happen. Nothing's going to affect this president. He's not going down. All those people were like, he's going down. He's done. Look what happened. It's a joke. It's a real joke.

But, Frank, let me play devil's advocate here for a minute. You give independent counsel enough money. They have all the time in the world. Aren't they? We live in such a creepy time. Aren't they going to keep digging and digging? And they know there's enough dumb people like the guy that just called from LA that will fall for it they'll fucking make something up

to hang this guy I don't know how people can look at themselves in the mirror tonight like Dean or fucking any of these lefties after this came out stuff about him you know having dirty business even before he met Trump and go yeah we got Trump now

you're not being honest with yourself. Yeah, he's only been a successful business guy through the ups and downs of fucking New York real estate. But you know what? Yeah. And then won the presidency. He's a real dope. Exactly. And you know, it's funny.

The one guy or the one lady that knew that a cigar was being stuck up a chick's cunt while he was talking to Cuba. Do you got to talk like that, Frank, from the Bronx. I mean, that type of language really ruffles my feathers. Go ahead. I'm sure it does. You know, how do they even put any type of, you know, temperature? How do they even tell us what's right or wrong when this guy was doing crazy shit in the White House?

It's just insane. That's such a double standard. But, all right, well, listen, we're getting brand new coaches. Hopefully, you'll suck next year. Fuck off. I see you, Frankie. I love shit like that. We're getting new coaches. Because you know what?

Anybody from the Tri-State area or New England, there's no other teams. There's a great World Series. I've never enjoyed it more. But you know what? I'm already checking the papers to see if the Yankees have made any moves of the Sox. You know what's more exciting than playoff, almost as exciting as playoff baseball? What do they call it?

Hot stove baseball? When they start making off-season moves? Isn't that not great? Fiore, you open the paper and you're like, ooh. I love it. I'll never forget where I was when Teixeira decided to go to the Yan and you're like oh i love it i'll i'll never i'll never forget where i was when tashara decided to go to the yankees i'll never forget it i shot a special in boston and um it was like 11 degrees out i didn't like the special so i went out and had a

couple after i get my car i'm about to get on the turnpike i'm right by the combat zone by nick's comedy stop and right they announced the Yankees because he was going to go to Boston. And his wife didn't like the shopping in Boston. This is the type of shit that affects our lives. But I'll never forget it.

I remember it too. Right? Yeah, it's a CC also. A cold fucking freezing night. And that sticks with me. Yet if you ask me calculus, the power of the chain rule, I couldn't help you out. And that's why I'm doing radio. 866-969-1969 is the phone number.

Let's take a break and come back and talk more about these fucking really shallow accusations as far as Trump collusion. Back after this. You're listening to The Nick DiPaolo Show on Faction Talk Sirius XM 103. We'll see you next time. The Nick DiPaolo Show returns now. Yeah, baby. Final segment on a Monday. You know what that means? It's not Monday anymore, almost.

Oh, God. I was talking about Bob McNair, but Andy Fiore, my producer, just reminded me of a story I told him. It's a very funny visual. Fourth of July, I was like 12, 14 years old, around 76. My family used to rent a camp up in Maine and shit, and my sister's boyfriends are up there.

It's late. It's Fourth of July. It's night. We have a campfire going. My grandmother's out there sitting there. My parents, everybody, kids, aunts and uncles. My drunken sister's boyfriend lights a couple, I don't know, like five bottle rocks and just lets them fly, and one of them lands right on the propane tank,

you know, your gas grills. It fucking, like, stuck right in the... So we 20 people split knocking over we're knocking over lawn chairs to get out of the way beers and shit. Here's my grandmother sitting like two feet from the grill. No idea. Like

her fucking mid-70s probably. This is a fucking IED like a foot from her face. She's like where's everybody going? We're all sprinting. This is tipped over chairs and shit. The thing's going right on the grill. My old man's behind a tree fucking covering his ears. That's my grandmother.

Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Yeah. True story. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, on there for quite a while matt what is going on in the state the hoosier state well i'm in missouri now oh geez that's how long you've been on the phone sorry man no i'm a truck driver i drive back and forth to new mexico and back and so anyways you you gotta keep doing what you're

doing man because it's just we're sick of that political bullshit that we got to hear. We need some comedy in with what we can hear. And to what you do to the news is the best. You know, I try to tell my wife about your show and she doesn't want any part of it. Anyhow. Get a new wife, will you? She heard my daughters are like, think Trump's the worst person in the world. And I try to tell them about Hillary and then the political correctness. They're all for that.

I mean, you're right on line with this shit. This is America, the land of the free speech. Why can't we say what we want to say? No, it's exactly right. And that's something I don't take for granted. And again, not to kiss up, but, you know, you say keep doing what you're doing. As long as, you know, Sirius XM lets me do it, I'll do it. And it's needed.

I mean, Trump won, for Christ's sake. So, you know. Right. You know, I drive 1,500 miles, 3,000 miles a week. I talk to a lot of people. And I don't see all this stuff for Hillary and all these people against Trump. I mean, I talk to a lot of people out i don't see all this stuff for hillary and all these people against trump i mean i talk to a lot of people out here yeah and i hardly find anybody that's it against trump how has been the media is trying to plague it like the whole world hates trump i know it isn't true

no i'm out here i see it yeah and and and i had that same thought. I drive upstate New York before the election. All I saw was Trump signs. And if you do, if you like your wife and daughter, if they watch enough TV and watch the media and the right channels, they would be brainwashed into thinking this is a very liberal country, which it's not. It's still center right. I don't give a shit what anybody says. which it's not, it's still center-right. I don't give a shit what anybody says. And they do. I said, you're getting your news source from ABC and all, you know, the morning news and whatever. I said, you've got to listen to all of it to get a fair choice of representation. They still don't believe me, but anyhow.

I'll keep listening to the Nick DiPaolo show and getting updated. Thank you, Matt. Appreciate the call. Yep. Drive safe. Let's stay in Indiana, a very tremendous state. Isn't Pence from Indiana?

Pence always looks like he's doing a Reagan impression. If you were going to cast a president in a movie, wouldn't you put Pence on the label? Andrew, what's going on? I want to talk about Marriott. Yeah. Did you know that that organization is run by conservative Mormons? And a key guy that was on that board was Mitt Romney back in 2008. So what happened was what he decided to do was he decided to resign,

because in 2009 they removed porn from their Marriott in-service room, and he thought that would be a bad look. So then the company in 2011 completely drops it, but here's the other thing. This is the main point. In 2014, they did this LGBT commercial with Jason Collins right when he came out about how love travels. And it's a one-on-one little commercial where everywhere he goes, he's going to be fine and that he's not going to be defined. And it's worked out tremendously for them.

And it's really sickening. It's really sickening to see that Mitt Romney came back to Marriott after he lost the campaign. I'm trying to follow all of that. That was a lot. Why did you say he left Marriott? Because they had in-room service porn, which was not a good look for a Mormon. I mean, Mormon values and conservatives, it didn't have the look that he wanted, so he didn't want any part of it because he was getting criticized by the left for it.

How about the commercial I was talking about, though? No, I'm saying that's a trend of the LGBT and what they're pushing, the horseshit they're pushing. Right. They're fake conservatives pushing this agenda down the throat because they want the tax breaks for their hotel company. That company's worth $202 billion. Well, what makes you say they're conservative, though? They pose as conservatives. Like I said, Mitt Romney alongside others are conservative, are on the board.

I know personally. Okay. Well, Romney's not considered conservative, by the way, in political circles. You know what I mean? He's a GOP establishment. Well, yeah, compared to Obama. Yeah.

I see your point. All right, Andrew. Good stuff. I hear you. But, you know, he's trying to follow that a little deep for me. But, Romney,

if you said to Mark Levin that Romney's a conservative, you know, fucking after he passed out or any real conservative, you know, fucking laughed until he passed out. Or any real conservative, you know what I mean? And I kind of like, I got to be honest with you, because I'm not a real, I get thrown

into that, but, you know, I like Romney. I think he's a brilliant guy. But I didn't like how he kind of did Trump. Remember? Yeah. The campaign, he fucking, I don't know. I kind of lost me there. But I'm not a far right, you know, whatever.

What was I talking about that led to all this? Oh, Bob McNair for the Texans. And the team taking a knee. Unbelievable. People is taking knees now. They don't even know why. They're locking arms and shit. Oh, let me get you a scissors lock.

You're gonna see that kid on the Shrine of Santa? He's gonna be on... He's gonna take a knee. He's gonna get out of the chair. Well, he has to. Oh, goodness. Why? That is so... Oh, my God. That was... If I could, I'd grab this microphone and I'd beat your brains out with it

because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. Andy Fiore. Greg in Atlanta wants to talk about political correctness. Greg A. Hello, Mr. Metz. How you doing today? What's happening?

I was listening to you talk about the comment that Mr. McNair made, and I was just wondering if they're ever going to write us a list out of phrases that we can no longer use, you know, like the inmates running the asylum, an empty barrel, or the room of some. I mean, it's like you can't, you've got to wait until you say it before you're going to get in trouble and know that you said something wrong. I mean, it's kind of ridiculous. Well, yeah. Moving language from us. I mean, it's been of ridiculous. Well, yeah. Moving language from us.

I mean, it's been an acceptable term for eons, and now you can't say that anymore. Well, yeah. No, you make a good point, Greg. Political correctness, the very definition of it, is manipulating people's behavior through language, basically. And you say, are they going to give us a list? Yeah, eventually there will be.

When you take, I'm sure, corporations, when you take jobs, I bet you there is a list. I'm sure that's, and it's going to grow. That list is going to grow and grow until somebody says, fuck off. It's getting out of hand. I mean, I don't understand. I mean, how do comics even make jokes anymore? I mean, you're so worried about somebody going to take something the wrong way.

I mean, it's almost political greatness is just going to ruin fun for everybody. I mean, it's going to just get rid of it altogether. Well, yeah, that's what the left does. They take fun out of shit, whether it's ruining the NFL with their fucking social activism horseshit or limiting comedians' language or feminists. If you look at them the wrong way, they're going to cry rape. That's what they do. They take the fun out of life.

If the fucking left was in charge, they would want the planet to look like the DMV, just a cold place where everybody's in line, sucking ass to the government. That's their ideal world. That's what they think it is. You know what? And again, I'm not defending Harvey Weinstein

and all these pigs that did this stuff, but, you know, eventually men are going to have enough because everybody's doing it now. Everybody. Me too. Me too. A waitress. Fucking everybody. Well, you know what?

Eventually men are going to start paying attention to you altogether, and you'd fucking wither up and die in a week. Am I right, Palumbo? Oh, yeah. They'll be hating that. Palumbo just gave me the finger through the... I don't know. Go ahead, Greg.

He gave me the thumb finger. Go ahead, Greg. That was another thing I've seen this weekend was the Ellen picture where she's looking at, what's her chick's name, Brack or whatever. Yeah. Katie Brack. Her wife, and she's looking at that. Yeah.

I'm like, if that had been any guy, I don't make a shit if it was white, black, or whoever, if that had been any dude had that picture taken, I mean, it would have been right over the coals for weeks only. Yeah. Well, she caught a crock of shit. This is what we love when libs start eating libs. She caught a crock of shit. And again, in a perfect world, I go, good for Ellen.

That's funny she's able to do that. But she helped create this fucking PC environment with her horse shit. You know what I mean? I love when it comes back to bite them. So thanks for the call, Greg. Is she able to do that? But she helped create this fucking PC environment with her horse shit. Exactly. You know what I mean? I love when it comes back to bite them. So thanks for the call, Greg. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Y'all have a good one.

All right. He was from Vermont, by the way. Very heavy accent. If you try to shit her. Bill in Seattle, I guess he heard about an immigrant rights group that commented on what bill the baseball thing hey uh nick there's a an ad paid for by the soros linked group latino victory project oh we just looked at it and it's yeah it's uh it attacks the Virginia GOP gubernatorial nominee, Ed Gillespie. Yeah.

And basically in the video or in the ad on TV, there's a Trump supporter in a big old Ford pickup truck. Yeah, we just watched it, Bill. We just watched it. I was going to save it for tomorrow. Yeah, we just watched it, Bill. We just watched it. I was going to save it for tomorrow. Oh, okay. Sorry. But, yeah, no. Unbelievable. Soros is the most evil.

Should we save it for tomorrow, Andy? I mean, we only have about six minutes left. I know. It's a good one. So I think we should save it. I think we should spend more time on it. Yeah. I had a quick comment.

Yeah, go ahead, Bill. It's Phil good one. So I think we should save it. I think we should spend more time on it. Yeah. I had a quick comment. Yeah, go ahead, Bill. It's Phil, but anyway, you were talking about men are going to start going away from women. And there was a video on YouTube talking about there's a new problem. It's almost like a medical diagnosis of, uh, where men are escaping into video games. And I can't remember the name of it, but it's already been become a, uh,

um, some type of a diagnosis for, you know, psychological problems that men are having. So what they're, they're, they're, they're escaping from all this feminist horseshit and,

and just playing video games and getting lost in that world? Exactly. It's like a fantasy escapism. I think guys were doing that long before this shit prompted them. Well, now it's epidemic. Yeah, I believe it. It's out of control. I believe it.

And those artificial intelligence dolls, those sex dolls, wait till those hit the market. These broads will be fucking shutting me out. Yeah, my wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas, and I said, just regular sex. And she goes, well, I know exactly what to get you. And I'm like, no, not a real doll or a fleshlight. Didn't she ask me how I knew about those, but anyway. Yeah, we know. I got a problem with listening

to your show because i every chance i get now at work i i have to say situation it's a dangerous situation at work you're gonna get a little bit odd yeah well tell you tell your boss that uh listen it's a it's a it's a condition all right billy thanks for the call man appreciate it have a good one all righty let's go to sunny a female named sunny in california now this is a good sunny by the way is that uh that's like sunny qualione with an o right sunny Well, it's with a U. Oh, it's with a U. Okay. I'm dying. All right.

So in the mornings, I listen to Covino and Rich on my way home from work. And so Fashion Talk was already on when I got my pick up today. Okay. And I listened to your show for the half an hour that I had. And it is fantastic. I have never listened to it before. I freaking love it. Are you from... Sunny, let me ask you a question.

Are you from... Are you a native of California? I'm actually from Washington. Washington State. Yeah. Well, I... We live up here in the mountains. Yeah.

You know, we're not like the rest of the fucking state. But you live in Cal now, right? Or you live in Washington? No, I live in California. Okay. Yeah, well, I'm glad you like the show. And please tell a bunch of people. We love the West Coast.

Chicken amazing. I love it. I'm going to listen to it every day on my way to work from now on. What time do you go to work? I work 7 p.m. to 7 a.m. What do you do? Hooker? I'm a nurse.

Okay. Not a hooker. I was either hooker or nurse. I went with hooker. How did I know that you were going to say that? Because the show is winding down, and I'm not as quick as I was a couple hours ago. Sunny, thank you for the call, and keep listening. All right.

And tell your dirty nurse friends, will you? Oh, yeah, I will. All righty. Tomorrow, I'm going to spend a lot of time having a hemorrhoidectomy. Tune into that right now it's aching too I don't know what he did to me today that was just supposed to be a little exam

I massacred my boy look at the mask on my boy I want you to use all your powers what am I a fucking magician I want you to use all your powers Sonny says all your powers Sonny says All my powers Ah Ah my aching stem

Anyways How much time we got? About four About four? That's too bad Ah Dante in Harlem Dante Final call of the night

Hey my man What's going on, man? What's up? Yeah, what's happening, Dante? Oh, you called the show before, right? Yeah, man. Yeah. Um, I was going to say, man, I'm far from the first person to point this out, but every

time you have one of these bitch-ass callers, man, is they always preface it with, you're a funny guy, but. Yes. You know, it's always, you know, that's why you just got to cut him off and hit him with a poly drop, man. Yes. You know what, Dante? I think because somebody else said, Frank, from the Rams,

he said, we're going to calm you down. I think that might be the way to go, hit him with a poly drop. Yo, there's actually, I was watching, recently I was watching season one, and actually Tony says says Fiori. Yes. I don't remember. He got mothers. We got to add that to the repertoire, man. I got to find it.

He got flowers for his mother. Exactly. Right? Yes. Exactly. Good call, man. Yeah, we got to put that. Here's what I'm going to hit him with, Dante.

The next time a guy gives me that shit. I'm going to drop a poly on him right here. You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? I love that shit, man. Yo, man. That's like my favorite shit about this. I mean, obviously

you're so on point, man. I love the show. The Sopranos references are fucking great, man. I'm telling you, man. Endless. We could pull thousands. And I'm gonna. I'm obsessed with this show and I will continue.

Dante, thanks for the call, man. I appreciate it. All right, man. Take it. All right. What a beautiful show we had tonight, folks. Now Bobby and Sissy, will do a song. Learn had tonight, folks. Now Bobby and Sissy will do a song. Learn to smoke?

Yes. I was going to say, you'd know. Your old man's in his ninth. You too? Your grandparents? Palumbo? Yep. Oh, my God.

Every Saturday night, about 7 o'clock, I've got my grandparents. Thank you so much, boys and girls. Bubbles. Bubbles. Remember that thing in snl which you had the little hand right right right but uh thank you so much boys and girls my my grandpa would be sitting there my guy would be singing bobby would be saying oh whatever the the my my grandma my grandpa like you sound like a woman you sound like a and and my grandmother

hated uh the french chef no not to break julia child yeah my grandmother you know because he's italian fuck should be sitting watching that was called the french chef wasn't it uh perdon paul perdon no paul perdon what are you talking about the french chef no he was a ca was a Cajun guy. Oh, right. But I think Julia Chow was called the French chef, but my grandmother hated it just because she was French and she'd use butter instead of olive oil. Hey, she'd be a...

Julia Chow's like, well, you put two sticks of butter in... My grandmother would go like this, she's full of shit, this one. Fucking hateful looking her... She's full of shit, this one. Anyways, folks, what a Monday, huh? Hopefully more indictments will come down.

We can laugh at the people getting all excited about it. It was a lot of fun. Come see me November 10th and 11th at Comedy Works, Saratoga Springs. November 17th, Carrie Morial Hall, Lexington, Mass. November 18th, the Cabot Theater in Beverly, Mass. And hit me up on Twitter, at Nick DiPaolo. And hit me up on Facebook, Instagram, and all that other stuff. I think that about covers it, does it not?

It does. Remember to rinse those filthy asses. Who should talk? I should talk. I had a doctor in there for 20 minutes today. He left a nice pen in there. Anyways, we'll talk to you tomorrow night. Take care of yourselves. Bye.