The Nick DiPaolo Show - 226 - Starbucks

Episode Date: April 17, 2018

Starbucks

You're listening to Nick DiPaolo on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com. No, goddammit, it's Monday. How are you, folks? I'm telling you, there's 10 to 11 Mondays in a week and one Tuesday and no Fridays. to 11 Mondays in a week and one Tuesday and no Fridays. How's it going? 866-969-1969. 866-969-1969. Thank you to the people of, let's see, Rutland, Vermont on Friday night and then Saturday night, Pittsfield, Mass.

The great Barrington Stage Company. And fun gigs, And uh Fun gigs man Fun gigs I gotta say It's just nice It's nice to be out of the clubs a little bit I'm sure I'll be back soon Um

But uh Good crowds People who You know They're working class people You can tell As they come in A lot of trucker hats, work boots

And Just a fucking blast And Tommy Nicky's banging it out beautifully The guy gets us a deli platter everywhere we go And we hardly touch it Because we No bottle of rum I go, dude, you don't have to do that every

It's two tickets Then I see that's how they look at stuff, guys who promote and that's how they look at everything yeah the cheese is a half a ticket so uh but yeah the crowds are great just it just you know just free whaling up there and having fun and uh it's a it's a real it's such a relief not to be like, and again, I love these clubs, helium and plays like that, but to have to do

two shows on a Friday night and you're sitting around in between and, you know, the other two blowjob hacks around before you and the night's so fucking long and the waitress forgets

to come back to the green room and you go out to the bar and they're nine deep and nobody's paying attention to you. So you throw a full Heineken at a girl's head and they go he was difficult thank you to a robin a shlue eater dennis paul and my boy jonathan keller who's a heavy hitter they all have contributed to the nick de palolo podcast. If you'd like to subscribe to that podcast,

you go to connectpal.com slash Nick, connectpal.com slash Nick, $3.99 a month, five shows a week. We take the two hours here

and boil it down to an hour if you don't have serious radio. And you can contribute on top of that, which these guys do every month. I appreciate it. People are still signing up. So uh thank you so much for that and uh who died today r lee ermy the drill

instructor from full metal jacket who said that who the fuck said that who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? You know, James Comey. You got more of him? Yeah. Only 74. I thought when I see a guy like this in the movies,

and he's, you know, a Marine, and he's in good shape for a guy that age, you know? But I thought, like, Full Metal Jack, and I thought he was 74, you know? Fucking turns out he was 28 in that movie And uh But he died at 74 Which is

A little young for a marine Although he got hit in action You know He had Wounds and stuff Fucked up his back and arm And was in a hospital For four months

I think it was NAMM Was it not? Uh Anyways Here's some uh More of the the great Arlie Ermey. How tall are you, Private? Sir, five foot nine, sir! Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh? Sir, no, sir! Bullshit, it looks to me like the best part of you ran down to crack your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where in hell are you from anyway, Private? Sir, Texas, sir! Holy dog shit!

Texas only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Sir, no, sir! Are you a Peter Pepper? Sir, no, sir! I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass

and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you. Where's the rest of this shit? I got another one. Don't be a pussy. Play the fucking shit that you played for me. Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn.

I am hard, but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kites, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear

to serve in my beloved Corps. Can you maggots understand that? Sir, yes, sir! Bullshit, I can't hear you! Sir, yes, sir! Bullshit, I can't hear you! Sir, yes, sir! What's your name, scumbag? Sir, Private Brown, sir! Bullshit, from now on you're Private Snowball.

Do you like that name? Sir, yes, sir! Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball. They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. Sir, yes, sir! No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. That's today's response. Could you even talk like that today in the military?

No. Might hurt their feelings. Yeah, but they're going to step on an IED in ten minutes, so... 866-969-1969. Anybody watch the interview last night? I made the mistake of doing it. What a fucking, why is George Stephanopoulos? You know, Sean Hannity, did you hear the whole breaking news today?

He's Cohen's third client or whatever. It's just a big distraction. There's fucking nothing there. But they're on there. I watching cnn msnbc but he's a pundit on you know on fox news and he's very pro trump and bubba they don't bring up fucking donna brazil on cnn during the election having the questions for fucking hillary before the debate that doesn't even come up it's like watching children these fucking people are bad at their own job they don don't even, they're so fucking ignorant. It's just, and what a, Stephanopoulos, what a, just pitching him softballs.

So you think Trump is mentally unfit. It was all the talking points you've heard for the last fucking year. Comey didn't even need to be in the room. It was such a dog shit fucking partisan hack. And it's so fucking clear to me how much comey hates trump he's just a fucking just an ego driven he even admits he has ego problems whatever but uh oh it was just horrendous and i don't know how he can be commenting on this shit it's an ongoing investigation somebody call me who's a fucking lawyer

and explain to me how the Steele dossier, you know, he thinks, he said they still might, Russians might have shit on Trump. Can you say that during an investigation? And he's totally political.

You're supposed to be apolitical when you're in the FBI. Just totally. Covered fucking Hillary's ass more than one time. political you're supposed to be apolitical when you're in the fbi just totally covered fucking hillary's ass more than one time didn't even come up about uh the the steel dossier and and that's what you based on getting the pfizer warrants on that didn't even come up it was so fucking and i like what Chris Wallace said for Fox News. He goes, he read the book.

He goes, I was surprised how bitchy he was. Like he's talking about Trump's hair and his hands and his fucking, kind of petty, you know? I mean, he was just so political. He admitted to being so political. That's what's fucking, what struck me. But Stephanopoulos, how the fuck can he be so influential? You know, press secretary for whatever he did for Clinton. Chief of staff, wasn't he?

Yeah. Yeah, it's just, uh, was all the left-wing talking points. Uh, yeah, he asked him, uh, the only, here's the only, like, real question he asked him. was all the left-wing talking points. Yeah, he asked him, here's the only real question he asked him. He said, well, Comey repeatedly failed to tell Trump the dossier was produced by, you know, Fusion GPS, political opposition research,

funded by the DNC, Clinton's campaign. Comey first briefed Trump about the dossier claims at a pre-inauguration intelligence briefing at Trump Tower. Stephanopoulos asked, call me whether he informed Trump about the dossier's political origins or whether Trump had a right to know. Did you tell him that the Steele dossier had been financed by his political opponents? Call me. No, I didn't. I didn't think I used the term Steele dossier. I just talked about additional material. Did he, but did he have a right to know that? That it be financed

by his political opponents? I don't know the answer to that. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yo, fuck it. I was trying to stop, but I wouldn't stop. I don't know the answer to that.

It wasn't necessarily for my goal, which was to alert him that we had this information. Again, I was clear on whether it's true or not. It's important that you know, both because of the counterintelligence reason and so you know that this may be going to hit the media. And then Stepanov said, and at the time, did you know it had been financed at the beginning from

president trump's by president trump's political opponents call me yes i i was told at some point that it was the effort had originally been in finance by a republican source to develop material the effort was taken up funded by a democrat aligned group trying to get opposition research on trump i never knew which who the groups were, but I knew it started with Republicans paying for it and then Democrats were paying for it. Right there you can tell he's being political and slimy and right? He ain't a slippery fuck.

Then he had dinner with Trump. At the dinner, Comey pushed back against Trump's suggestion of probing the claim inside the dossier that he had Russian prostitutes perform a golden shower romp in the presidential suite at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Moscow. This while Comey was aware, but still kept it to himself

that the document was funded by Trump's main political party. I mean, I think he didn't did himself a disservice with this book. Because this is an ongoing fucking investigation, right? Can he be called as a witness? I don't know. Get Dershowitz on the phone.

Alan? Nick DiPaolo? The fuck's going on here? But that's what I'm saying. I see guys like Dershowitz, who's no right winger. He can't believe what's going on. Them breaking into Cohen's office and shit. And Sean Hannity's the third.

That made me fucking belly laugh. Hannity's the third. Which means absolutely fucking nothing. Means nothing. Yeah, but he's a pundit on Fox News, which is a lot pro-Trump. Yes, and Stephanopoulos is on ABC this week on Sunday mornings and every other talk show and a fucking left-winger as lefty as they come. He fucking,

and he admitted he thought Hillary was going to win. That's why he reinvestigated, opened the investigation about her emails. Because it was a foregone conclusion that she was going to win.

This guy's as political as anybody. What the fuck? Of course, he grew up in Jersey. That's why his political leanings are Bluer than my balls This fucking tri-state area needs a douching

Politically You all lost your fucking minds You should come down where I live Alabama Where Brendan's from Kentucky The GOP oh then you got the remember he took notes

after he had dinner went home and wrote notes those memos we have a right to see that shit apparently from everybody on TV they were supposed to come up with that today

some GOP committee Devin Nunez whatever demanded that shit I don't know why I'm getting this fucking political what else we gonna talk about Amy Schumer's fucking movie?

Who cares? You know? Nothing else out there. I'll get to the black guys at Starbucks in a few seconds. That's what I meant to open with. I had more opinions. I saw a clip of that star.

I saw the news. You know, NBC News did a story on it You know like a three minute hit piece It was so partisan It was so stupid I was half asleep it woke me up It was so I must have dreamed this I can't believe what I was just hearing

And It was the worst I'll get to why it was the worst NBC's fucking evil. They really are evil. Especially with the race shit. I love how these conversations take place in a vacuum. And all the fucking stupid people on social media just,

it doesn't happen to white people. I'll get into why in a second if you can't figure it out on your own I'm not even saying these guys did anything wrong but I'm just saying let's pretend let's not pretend we don't know why this was an issue in the first place that's all I'm saying and if they were wrongly done

don't get mad at the cops they were doing their job get mad at Starbucks nothing would make me happier than see them go down. You know what I do sometimes? I order a fucking, I order a large coffee

at Dunkin' Donuts and then I walk into Starbucks and I throw it at people. I go, that's what it's supposed to taste like, you big dinks. 866-969-1969. 866-969-1969. 866-969-1969.

It was a fucking horrible interview. He called me, didn't even have to be there. I'd heard all these questions for a year. You think he's morally unfit? Yes, I... And Melania said, you know, Trump said, if there's even a 1% chance that my wife thinks this is true about the prostitutes and stuff, you know, that's horrible. And then Comey gets on

his moral high horse. Well, I'm a flawed person, but what kind of marriage is that if your wife, you know, only 99% believes that that might not have happened? Fucking dink. This is how he should have answered everything. I don't know nothing about that. What do you know about

the law? I don't know nothing about that. But how about when you talk to the FISA courts about the... But it was all lies. Yeah, it was all lies. Yeah, fucking. Yeah, it was a fucking, Stephanopoulos just made me angry. He did, he just threw in that, like, out of the whole hour, there were like two questions that might have been, you know, pro-Trump, defending Trump a little bit. But it was just fucking, watching a, you know, watching like a dad throw softballs

to his retarded kid. Whoops, can't say that. Where'd the first guy go? He had a good question about why isn't Hillary in jail. We all know why. There's not a jail big enough or fucking shackles wide enough

to put around her Clydesdale feet. Isn't that the answer? That vile twat's own. This week, the Nick is Right talk continues. Friday, April 20th, at the Cortland Repertory Theater, Cortland, New York. Saturday, April 21st,

the Steel Stacks in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. The following week, there'll be next weekend, April 27th on Friday at the Majestic Theater, Pottsville, PA. And then Saturday, April 28th, at the Kirby Center, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. For tickets and info, go to nickdip.com

and, uh, might as well finish that. Uh, and then, uh, May 4th, oh my God. Huh? No, I just plugged the, and then May 4th Jonathan's in Agunquit, Maine, and May 5th is the final day at Schubert Theatre, New Haven, Connecticut. When is that time? Oh, I just plugged her. And then May 4th, Jonathan's in a gunk with Maine. And May 5th is the final day at Schubert Theater in New Haven, Connecticut. Where is that time?

Oh, I want to know. You know. But yeah, Comey didn't come across as like this really smart guy. And you can see, I mean, he's just fucking furious that he wanted. He just fucking despises Trump. Ron in Massachusetts on line two. Ronnie, how are you how's your onion you're back i'm fine how you doing i'm hanging in it yeah i just wanted to let you know uh the other night when i found out that harley ermy died i was tweeting out pictures of him as uh sergeant hartman you know pointing his finger and screaming

right at you yeah i actually sent one to you to tell your father I said Semper Fi from heaven. And I was saying some other stuff that got deemed abusive language by Twitter and actually suspended me for 12 hours. Wait a minute. What did you send? You didn't send, did you send clips of Armynie, or was it the stuff that you sent? No, it was a still picture, and I would put something on top, like the last one I just sent to Adam Carolla, that just said, USJWs better shut the fuck up. I had to leave the planet to get away from you fucks.

And that was the last one I sent, and they actually put up this screen that told me I was suspended for abusive behavior. Wow, huh? What a surprise. Dorsey, Jack Dorsey, who came out, remember? Remember last week we covered that? He endorsed that article. These people that wrote, said, you know, Republicans and Conservatism has to be wiped out. Wiped out of the, you know, Republicans and conservatism has to be wiped out, wiped

out of the, you know, I'm paraphrasing the political conversation completely. We have to be, California is the way to go. So who would have guessed that Twitter, they, what a fun, and that's the only fun thing that was about Twitter. You could go nuts on there and go fucking crazy, but not anymore. Well, wear it as a badge of honor, Ron. Yeah, I did. And I'm back on.

I'm not sure if it even did anything. They just claimed I was suspended, but I was still using it. Yeah, I got booted for like 12 hours, too, and I wished Barbara Streisand would die in her sleep. Yeah, and I think they specifically said it was 11 hours and 59 seconds. I was in the penalty box, supposedly. All right, Ronnie. Thanks for sending that. All right.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. alright Ronnie thanks for sending that alright bye bye bye 866-969-1969 866-969-1969 uh anyways nobody gives a fuck about the Comey interview y'all know he's a blowjob hack

I don't know what to tell ya it's not even about him it's about Stephanopoulos and the networks who are so far in the fucking can for this Just to destroy this guy Is just unbelievable What I'm watching here

They hate him And I guess today Michael Cohen's lawyers Tried to file a restraining order So you know They could see the shit first That was confiscated from cohen's room but the judges said no not female judge i think it was female kimba wood was that

a wrestler remember kimba what was his name he's dead too who was it uh brennan kimbo slice can't hear you dude kimbo slice kimbo slice he's dead right yeah that guy was not made for this earth but what's the judge yeah oh judge kim is that her so you know she's abroad and she's a judge gee i wonder she went to an ivy league school and if she did do you really have to know any more about how she fucking is politically? How she votes? What are you saying, Nick? She can't be impartial? Exactly what I'm saying.

AKA the love judge? What? Ugh, fuck this. Nobody else wants to talk about it, neither do I. Well, this better catch on or I'm going home after the first hour. either way well this better catch on i'm going home after the first hour um calls grow to boycott starbucks after two black men arrested for not making order i couldn't believe i should have have pulled the clip, the NBC clip. They had the female, they had the lawyer on representing these two guys. 866-969-1969.

You know the story. Police were filmed arresting two black men waiting for a friend in a branch in Philly. Under the hashtag boycott Starbucks hashtag. People accused the chain's employees of racially profiling the men and criticize police for arresting them when they refuse to leave um what color were the employees can i just ask that question at a starbucks in philly do you really think it was all white barista team behind there seriously i guess that's not relevant to the conversation. But the NBC clip just infuriated me to no end.

Number one, why? All I heard was from that side, the two black guys, and again, I'm not saying whether they, you know, if they were asked to leave, they were supposedly waiting for a friend, they didn't buy anything, and you're asked to fucking leave. That's a policy policy and it said they were arrested for waiting at starbucks no

it's called loitering it's called fucking loitering and their their lawyer comes on some chick again another fucking broad with a fucking law degree in her late 20s who buys into this shit she goes here's a phone call you've never heard from Starbucks. Yeah, there's two white women who refuse to buy anything and they won't leave, so we're calling the police.

There's a story. There's a phone call you never... Yeah, here's another phone call you never heard. Two white women just stole a bag of French roast. Two white women just came in on PCP and beat up a transgender.

These are all clips I've seen not happen at Starbucks, but I'm just saying, let's not have this conversation in a vacuum. And again, if what they're saying really happened to these guys, I hope Starbucks gets fucked over. I'm just saying, but don't be children when we're having a conversation about race. Don't act like there's no history of shit going down, whether it's a Starbucks or a fucking Arby's or a...

You don't think that's important? It's like not bringing up a rapist and you can't bring up his past when he's on trial. I'm just saying, if we're talking about race as a whole, but again, if it's a policy and the store says you gotta go

because you're not buying anything you gotta go especially when the cops get there but all you fucking white sheep on social media this never happens to white here's a chart to show you how some guy puts up a chart with different

skin color you know don't act like but but, oh, that fucking lawyer. And the only argument I heard from the other side, the Starbucks CEO said, well, this is horrible, blah, blah, blah, blah. Which it might be. But I never heard from the actual employees. How you call that reporting is fucking unbelievable. I don't want to hear. Of course the CEO of Starbucks is going to cover his ass, but I want to hear from the employees who asked him that they, you know,

told him they had to buy something or leave. But that's not germane to the story. That's NBC. They are fucking evil, man. They are cowards or they want a race war. I don't know. They're cowards or they want a race war. I don't know.

We heard nothing about when they were asked to leave what, you know, how they responded to the barista, whoever the manager or whatever. And the black cop, the cop, the police commissioner or whatever is actually defending. Don't get mad at the cops. They were called by a business and said these people are violating our policies won't leave the premises. So don't get mad at the cops. Get mad at fucking Starbucks or whatever.

I'd love to see them. Boy, I fucking hate Starbucks. First time I ever went into it was in Seattle. I run the coffee capital of the world. And I got the fucking cuntiest attitude. I just wanted an iced coffee. And this fucking, this girl could have been more fucking, because I didn't know how to order it.

Oh, she could have been more of a twat. I took a sip and I put it back down. I go, that's horrible. What do you got here, Fiore? Just trying to get some more information on who. Yeah, you'll never know. Because they'll never, he quit, by the way. The kid quit his job today, or whatever. Yeah, this says the store manager who called police is no longer at that store, so.

Yeah. 866-969-1969. But don't act like, and I heard another woman say, uh, this happens all the time. No, it doesn't. time. No it doesn't. No it fucking doesn't. If people behave in whatever color they're not asked to fucking leave.

This happens all the time to black men. If you want to have a discussion about race let's fucking have it. Let's not have it in a vacuum. I couldn't believe what I saw on NBC. It woke me. My wife had a fucking con. We always got in a fight because I was screaming for the rest of the fucking night.

It made me. I've never seen more biased horse shit journal. How can you do a story and not have two sides to the fucking story? All we heard from was the fucking, the guy's lawyers. That woman. And a, you know, CEO of Starbucks had a statement, naturally. But let's not pretend we don't know

why there's an issue here. And if you want to make it into a full-blown viral thing about race and accuse this country of being racist, I want to know, since you made it into race, I want to know the employee's color. I want to know the manager's color. I want to know, since you made it into the race, I want to know the employee's color. I want to know the manager's color. I want to know all the cops involved, their color.

I want to know, if you want to have an honest discussion, which is all we've been hearing. But these dumb broads on Twitter, too little, too latte. Get it? Oh! Broads holding a sign, too little, too latte. She should be arrested. Was it a suburb of Philly?

Plenty of libs down there. I'll try and find out. So, all right. When we come back, let's talk about this. But NBC News, Google it, please. It was like Lester Holt. I don't know. Sunday night, I was half asleep. But NBC News, Google it, please. It was like Lester Holt. I don't know. Sunday night, I was half asleep.

But it was such bad journalism, it woke me up from my slumber. Absolutely. And yeah, the protest grows. Of course it does, because the lie has become the truth. Starting with fucking hands up, don't shoot. Black lives matter. And there's enough dumb white people to believe this shit.

They really believe it's 1955. And again, I'm not saying these guys are guilty of anything. And if they're not, if they're asked to leave wrongly or whatever, Starbucks will fucking pay. That goes without saying. But the journalism, the fucking yellow journalism,

chicken shit, NBC, just ridiculous. 866-969. I've been made to buy. You want to go to a gas station? You want to use the bathroom? Totally. Fucking hell. I know this is different.

They were waiting for a friend to show up. I want to hear the whole conversation. Don't fucking give me one eighth of the story. I want to hear how they responded when they were asked that they had to fucking leave. And I'm sure they thought, oh, this only happens. This only applies to black people. We have to buy something. We can't use the bathroom.

But that lawyer sent me through the roof. They're like, here's a phone call. You'll never hear to white. Let me just here's a phone call you'll never hear. Two white women just... Yeah, exactly. You'll never hear that because they're mostly well-behaved and I'm not saying these guys aren't, but I'm saying there's enough video. Like I said,

you've seen it online and I've seen it where race is involved. 866-969-1969. I'll be back and take your calls right after this. You're listening to the Nick DiPaolo Show on Faction Talk Sirius XM 103. Come on, folks. It's a fucking...

It's a... But it's all lies. Anti-Trump American history textbook, blatantly biased. A student at Rosemount High School in Minnesota who saw a copy of the book sent to her school told Fox News she was appalled after seeing how blatantly biased the newest edition of by the people a history of the united states was toward trump and his voters she said it also glossed over all issues uh then democratic presidential candidate clinton faced during her campaign the textbook published by british own pearson education anything that comes out of britain is just left-wing garbage. Fucking burn it. By the way, London,

stabbings are up since the Muslim took over. Somebody seems really emboldened out there. People are getting stabbed, acid thrown in their face. Yay for diversity! Yay! Yay! The textbook was authored by New York University

professor James Frazier that's who you want writing textbooks a fucking NYU professor right because it'll be right down the middle currently being pitched to public high schools in an effort to get them to buy the latest edition of what propaganda Alex Clark co-host of the Joe and Alex show on WNOW Indianapolis, tweeted the book was the latest

example of an effort going on in public schools to indoctrinate kids with their anti-conservative agenda. The final section of the book, titled The Angry Election of 2016, that's what it's titled, is highly critical of Trump. Most thought that Trump was too extreme. This is a quote from the textbook. Most thought that Trump was too extreme. This is a quote from the textbook. Most thought that Trump was too extreme

a candidate to win the nomination, but his extremism, his anti-establishment rhetoric, and some said his not very hidden racism connected with a significant number of primary voters. Trump voters are described in the book as mostly older, often rural or suburban and overwhelmingly white.

While the book uses the viewpoint of Clinton voters to describe Trump supporters as fearful, backwards, sexist people who supported a mentally ill candidate. This isn't a textbook, folks. This isn't an article in the fucking New York Times. Or, you know. article in the fucking new york times or you know clinton's again this is another script from the book clinton's supporters feared that the election had been determined by people who were afraid of a rapidly developing ethnic diversity of the country discomfort with their candidates gender and nostalgia for an earlier time in the nation's history they also worried about the mental health.

Stability of the president. And the anger he and his supporters brought to the nation. This is what they're teaching your fucking kids. Or will be. So either don't have kids. Or let's start the civil war now please. Can we? Can we please? I got a nice shotgun.

I keep under my. my canoe in the garage. Oh, there's a section in the textbook, 866-969-1969, by the way. There's a section titled Black Lives Matter. Frazier wrote that after the shooting of Michael Brown, he says Brown's parents were kept away at gunpoint. He paints a negative view of police while glossing over violent tactics carried out by some of the writers here's a quote from the textbook that your kids will be reading the nearly all-white police force was seen as an occupying army in the most mostly african-american town the police increased the tensions defacing memorials set up for brown and using rubber bullets on demonstrators

no mention that the whole thing was a hoax and his hands weren't up and that Black Lives Matter was founded on a myth. That's not in the textbook. You fucking... Mama Luke. Shut up! Shut! Shut! Shut! Shut! Shut up!

Shut up! Oh, that dirty cogsucker. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. Oh! My sisters did backup on that in the 70s. In the Starbucks, the racist Starbucks. Black people are arrested for no reason. Absolute horse hoggy.

Now, Garrett, the gay truck driver from Alberta. How are you, Garrett? What are you sitting on? Garrett, how are you? Ha, I see what you did there. yeah um i just did two things real quick i'm gonna try and get through as fast as i can yeah i got just one go ahead it's my show you get one go ahead pick it fine then be like that um so i was in a i was in a restaurant and uh yes i feel like there's a lot of divide that goes on with this shit um there was

probably i don't know like five or twelve black dudes that walked in they were all clearly drunk and they're really really really loud and you could feel the tension from everybody else in the restaurant of wanting to be like could you guys could you guys shut the fuck up but nobody wants to talk to nobody wants to say it to the guys in the restaurant because they're that we're all just like is it racist if we tell them to be quiet? But I mean, if it was a bunch of white guys, would we say it anyway? I don't know if I want to, do I want to get involved with this? You just kind of don't say anything.

All right, I'm just going to say it and see if you cut me off. I was at a gas station recently, and it it made me laugh because there was these two Punjabi guys talking to one another at the gas station. They're two taxi drivers. One guy said to the other one, I've seen you out there. You don't know how to drive. And the other guy goes, God, fuck you. You don't know. You can't drive either. You're a

bad driver. And I'm thinking, man, Canada's neat. Because that's the conversation that white people have. Like, it's kind of cool that they're kind of coming into the culture, you know what I mean? They're just fucking with each other the same as we do. Well, what's funny is... I don't know whether they do the same thing over there or not, but I thought that was cool.

Well, what's funny is that you two Punjabi cab drivers sound like they're from Dublin, Ireland. Yeah, I can't do accents terribly well, but you see where I'm going. I do get it. I prefaced it with Punjabi. Yes, Punjabi. All right, Garrett, good call. No problem, man. Take care, Bill.

Garrett, the gay truck driver, he must get a lot of cock at those stops, huh? Oh, boy. Come on. No? Sure there's a homeless guy hanging there. Hey, this week the Nick is Right talk continues on Friday. This Friday we'll be at the Cortland Repertory Theater, Cortland, New York.

And then Saturday night, April 21st, the Steel Stacks from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, which I've played at a couple times. I love that place. It's a big, scary steel mill that like closed in the 50s or whatever behind you. Big, rusty thing. It goes on for like fucking two miles.

It looks like a dinosaur behind you. It's fucking awesome. Then, not this week, but the following week, on April 27th, we'll be at the Majestic Theater in Pottsville, PA. And Saturday, April 28th, the Kirby Center, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. Might as well do the rest of them,

since it's short now Then May 5th 4th Jonathan's at Gunquit, Maine May 5th The Schubert Theater And go to nickdip.com For all the ticket information

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the nice stuff, too. A hat that Garrett from Alberta, the gay trucker, would enjoy. I mean, he really would. That's nice that, uh,

they're putting that type of shit out. Matt in Utah is gonna try to put a spin on it. No, I'm kidding, Matt. Go ahead. No, it's good. What's up, buddy?

Yeah, man. So, in my job, I have to look at the power poles and back people's yards and stuff. So we go house to house and it looks really sketchy.

I worked with a black kid that was always worried about talking to the cops because of all this racial bullshit that gets blown out of proportion right but it so he talked to cops two times a week for a year and never had a problem and i was like yeah keep being respectful and you won't have any problems and then on the other hand you've got me i've been i'm a gambler so i go to casinos a lot and

i've had a couple times when cops come to me and say, hey, we need to speak with you outside. Right. And I said, okay, every time, and I'm respectful, and nothing happens, you know, and I'm a white 28-year-old man. Right. And one time I was feeling a little ballsy and looked at the cops and said, fuck you, and realized really quick, it doesn't matter the color of your skin, you'll get tuned up. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Could we please, could you go on national TV, Matt, please once a night on NBC Nightly News and tell that story?

Yeah, I've got a couple of them, because trust me, I'm a dumbass and don't learn very quick. And about three times I have said fuck you to a cop quick and about three times i have said fuck you to a cop and all three times 100 i ended up in jail yeah well and then and then 60 70 other times you know i've been pulled over or talked to cops at work or whatever when i'm respectful never have a problem yeah that's pretty much yeah less of a color thing and more of the way you fucking treat people. I mean, I know that there's some that are, you know, instances where shit goes awry. Right.

But for the most part, man, be respectful. Yes sir, no sir. And when they ask you to do something, whether you like it or not, guess what? They have the authority to beat your ass. So you might want to do it. Yeah. Well, you know, but these kids brought up, they watch the media, at least in this country, and you watch NBC Nightly News or CNN, MSNBC, you think it was 1955, the way they report

on cops and how they treat you. And it's a total fucking myth. 99% of the cops are good. And like I said, they literally have two to three million they they have tens of millions of contacts a year with civilians doing their job and you know as far as shooting unarmed black it's literally it's it's infinitesimal that number but but but they cherry pick the stories the mainstream media cherry pick the stories and they put this narrative together and they've been doing it since i was in my 20s. I remember watching CNN go to my

buddy, what do they want, a race war on this country? They've been doing this forever, and it's coming to fruition. You get a whole generation of nitwits out there who take whatever they see on TV as gospel or online, and it's finally the lie has become the truth, in my opinion. Oh yeah, my

opinion, I'm 27, 28, so I grew up in the younger generation the first part the first thing you have to do in fixing a problem is recognizing that there is one in the younger generation just leave no problem with the fucking ridiculous way they act yeah well not even the younger generation the media in this country will fucking won't acknowledge it they i just explained how the nbc reported this thing at starbucks it's based in cowardice they are the it's unbelievable they won't go near it it's what fucking white cowards that run the media thanks for the call

matt appreciate it hey all righty then what what what did i do Alrighty then. What? What? What did I do? Eh, I just feel like hitting one of these buttons. Problem? You're the fucking problem? You fucking Dr. White onking jam rag onking spunk bubble, I'm telling you, H. You keep looking at me, I'm gonna put you

in the fucking ground, I promise you. Not this time. Ah. You keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. Anybody care about the kids? I'm just going to come on here tomorrow and I'll be funny. Not bring any stories. I'm just going to sling shit. You watch it. Let's go to William in Texas.

Hey, what's up, William? Hey, Nick. How are you doing this evening? Pretty good, thanks. How are you? Man, I get, not too bad. I'm trying to subscribe a couple times. I get booted off.

I'm like, man, this is bullshit, you know? But you got booted off what? Yeah, I went to nickapolliford.com trying to subscribe, you know, because you're my favorite comedian. I like listening. I like buying your movies, everything. Right. Your shows. And I'm just saying probably my fault because I am not nowhere near tech.

I'm old school. I'm 60 years old. I hear you. You know what gets me? When you see the people that are ganging up on Trump, and I know the con job. They're trying to railroad that man out. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

And we have got a nation of wussy-fied men that are too scared to stand up on their feet and say, hey, this is bullshit. You know? And I was in the Marine Corps back during NAMM and after NAMM, and I saw the change. I saw the change. People are, it just, it's so feminine now, and I'm sick of it. I'm an old man that lives in Texas. I don't start crap with nobody. But I'll tell you one thing.

You'll end it. When Trump gets booted, you're going to see about 10,000 veterans with loaded weapons ready to get boogalooing. I hope that's a truth. I hope that's a truth. If they railroad him out of office, I'm not shitting you.

Time to kick off the fucking revolution. We made it Nancy Pelosi's house. There's a lot of men in this country that need to get a this country they need to get a backbone they need to get a backbone and and say it and get in the media you know the media is the only place that nobody's ever threatening anybody's all hug hug yeah it's fake fake shit yeah and and people are sick of it and i'm just saying from my heart, man, I fucking put my life on the line for this country. I would have died.

I would have gladly died to know that America was a better place. And I can't believe, I can't believe I served so long ago to watch this country become a piss hole for every little nanny boy and girly man. It just defies imagination, you know. My grandfather was alive. He said, you know what, this is bullshit. It's got to stop.

It's got to stop. People need to grow up and accept responsibility for their lives and just stop blaming Trump for everything and that traitor Hillary, she needs to be behind bars. She's already sold this country down the river and she's got all these many boys and all these manified women covering her ass and people need to see the truth. Well, you're right. And William, hey, thank you for your service.

It really gets to be mixed. You know, you're my favorite comedian. I love listening to you. I'll bust a gut every time. We have got all your films, all your tapes. We love you. We appreciate that. We want you to get bigger and bigger and better and better.

And don't worry, when you come to Texas, don't worry about security and all that. Somebody's caught someone, Nick DiPaolo in Texas. These cows, we don't play down here. I know you don't. I know you don't. Nick DiPaolo, we will take you outside and show you what a good old-fashioned barn is. Thank you, William. Great call.

All right. Call back. Have a great day. All right. Call back. Have a great day. All right. Bye bye. Can you imagine though if you did serve a nominacy

and that's when it, he's right, right after, that's when it started to turn. Fucking weasels spitting soldiers' faces on the way

back and shit. Fucking, hate Ashbury, fucking hippie, new age psychology, dog shit. Yeah. Boy, did he sound like he's from Texas And in the Marines

Uh Steve in Florida What's going on Steve What's going on Nick I'll tell you what's going on We're on the verge of a civil war I don't know what's going to kick off You tell me when, Steve. Shit, man.

If it just keeps me from going to work, hopefully it happens tomorrow. Yeah. What do you do for work? I do retail in the morning and security at night. Okay. In the poor man's world. You say split the red and blue parts of the country to see who will last longer.

Yeah, man. Can we just already split this thing up in one side liberal and one side conservative and reasonable people? Because I'm telling you right now, the conservative and reasonable people are going to last a lot longer. And the liberal side is going to look like

something like Brazil, guaranteed. Yes. Yes, that's my point. With the funk of people, you know, the far left libs who really, and they really do hate this country. They used to brag about Cuba and Venezuela and shit. You don't hear them shooting their mouth off anymore, do you? That's what I never understood. They can't point to another country where what they believe in worked. It doesn't exist. So I don't know, you know, I just don't get it. And like you said, the

red, at least the red states will have business, because that's Exactly. We'll have business, we'll have guns. We'll have business and guns. What else do you need? Exactly. And last thing, Nick, who is your favorite comedian? my favorite of all time

yeah that is a tough one man i'll tell you i'm always asked that and i don't you know i don't know I really, I can't name one. Robert Klein. Robert Klein pops into my head. And I heard him last night again on the radio. And he tickles my funny bone. I just love his, you know, he was the hip guy back in the 80s. And people laugh, but Jayeno in his day when jay was a stand-up uh when i used to see him on the david lederman show as a guest to let him would have more like four times a month

that made me want to do stand-up i'm like this guy is from my neck of the woods he sounds like me has the same attitude and boy he could he could write a joke in his day but uh then you get you know george carlin, Class Clown, that album. I saw Richard Pryor's movie. I went, oh, my God, this is what I want to do. So I can't put my finger on one, really. It's just really weird to see Jay Leno. I couldn't see him being like, you know, like doing any dirty jokes or like being a savage.

He was, Jay could be dirty when he wanted to. And he was, I mean, I saw him at a place called Nick's in Boston. He did two hours. I literally thought he did about 45 minutes. He went by so fast.

It was so seamless. And he was so sharp. People heckling. They called him Wyatt Earp. I mean, he just destroyed people. But, yeah,

those are the guys. And then there's a bunch of local guys from Boston that you probably wouldn't know who I fucking fell in love with. The Lenny Clarks and the Steve Sweeneys of the world. Even the first guy you said, I'm going to have to look that up. I never heard of him. Who did I say first? Robert Klein. Oh, Robert Klein.

Yeah, he's a New Yorker. He's from the Bronx. And he's very professorial. He'd have like the jacket with the patches on the elbow, but just very bright. He's got this delivery. I even find myself slipping into him when I'm on stage, when I'm really, his delivery is so, he just, and he lives about eight minutes from me. I should go knock on his house, but I'm afraid to.

Hey, Steve, I got to run. We're coming up on the end of the show, but I appreciate the call. Have a good one, man. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Real quick, Ryan, real quick, new Soprano drop. Hey, anytime you got to bring up these cunts, bring up the line from Ralph C. Ferretto when he goes, A, she was a hooah. B, she hit me. See ya!

A. She was a hoo-ah B. She hit me See ya! I actually, you know, I did I meant to pull that a long time ago A. She was a hoo-ah That was a brutal episode Anyways, folks, that is it for Monday Really?

Feels like it'll be Thursday Anyways, Fiori, line up some guests I don't care who they are Bring in a one-legged fucking German shepherd We've got some in the works. This weekend, the Nick is Right talk continues. Friday, April 20th at the Cortland Repertory Theater, Cortland, New York. Saturday, April 21st, Steel Stacks in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

The next weekend, April 27th at the Majestic Theater in Pottsville, PA. And then Saturday, April 28th at the Kirby Center, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. and then Saturday, April 28th, the Kirby Center, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania and Jonathan's in Gunkwit on May 4th and the Schubert Theater in New Haven, Connecticut,

May 5th. Go to nickdip.com for all the ticket information. That it? I guess that's it, kids. Thanks to all the callers. You are the lifeblood of the show. I'm going to go home

and enjoy myself, get my recliner, put on my Arsenio Hall bathrobe and eat Cheez-Its. Remember, you think it, I'll say it. You're welcome. Good night, America. Bye.