The Nick DiPaolo Show - 60 Minutes: Hardball vs. Softball | Nick Di Paolo Show #433

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

Trump ends 60 Minutes interview early. The media continues to cover up for Biden. Kamala lies again about Trump and race.

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Welcome to the show on a filthy Monday Coming to you from Georgia The great state of Georgia How you doing folks? How was your weekend? Was it COVID filled i hope filled with pus and throwing up and all kinds of fucking dirty chinese diseases trump's still reminding us it's from china that's why i love him got a lot to tell we'll touch on the debates which were tremendous thursday night uh guessed, who guessed threatening the president

with a mute button would turn him into like the best debate he ever had? And it did. He was concise, kept his cool, and it was Joe Biden lying with the help of the moderator, who everybody kept saying,

she did such a great job. She did such a great fucking job. Really? Somebody counted. She cut off Trump 34 times to Biden's four or something. Again, they just can't help themselves. Yes, she did a good job

because there was a threat of a mute button. I really believe a Down syndrome kid could have fucking sat in there with a nice helmet on. Nick, why do you have to say shit like that? Well, I don't know. My dad used to hit me. I guess I'm mean. Anyways,

Trump was terrific. Biden's a lying cocksucker like I have never seen. We always like to show clips of him fucking up. We could do an hour today of just him over the weekend. Isn't it fun watching Obama, by the way, give speeches to people in cars? This is a show of strength, huh?

You're going to tell me Xi Jinping isn't over there shitting his pants laughing, going, look what we did to these motherfuckers. They're in their cars beeping their horns. Meanwhile, Trump's got 35,000 people. The Northeast is such a faggy part of the country. I think Massachusetts might be the only state on Halloween this Saturday night. You'd have to wear a surgical mask over your Halloween mask. What are you, a doctor?

No, I'm a pirate with COVID. Why are you smoking a cigarette, Nick? Well, I was doing the fucking vape thing all last night while i was watching the world series and i forgot i was sucking on something that has nicotine in it by midnight i was sick to my stomach i went to bed i went to bed at 2 30 loaded with nicotine in my gut all sweaty still have low-grade fever can't get rid of the chills. I don't know what I got, folks. But you know what? It's from China. It's from China. It's from China. This guy sent it over. How about if Trump comes out with one of those on the next rally? Huh? Unbelievable. Good to be here. I'm actually in a good mood. Jason, you probably

remember that show, do you? It's a talking horse and it was terrific. That's when TV was TV. Now we have talking whores like Nora O'Donnell and fucking Rachel Maddow. And just name anybody. Diane Sawyer. What happened to her? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

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Hello. Hello. Let's get to it, huh? Let's get to it, huh? Let's get to it. Oh, fucking shiver right up my ass. See? Jesus. Somebody help me out there.

Anyways, Joe Biden is confused as ever. The only time he doesn't get confused when he's lying, he's right on the fucking money. But apparently in Democrats, this is your nominee, thinks he's running against George W. He says he's going to beat him soundly. I'm surprised it wasn't H.W.

Bush. Biden doesn't know who the fuck he's running against. I'm not making this up. People have stopped playing these clips, there's so many of them, yet he's winning in the polls. You want me to believe that? Why don't you lick my taint right below the... Here's Joe Biden telling you how he's going to beat his opponent soundly. And the character of the country, in my view, is literally on the ballot. What kind of country are we going to be? Four more years of Georgia. Georgia, he's going to find ourselves in a position where if Trump gets elected, we're going to be in a

different world. Yeah, maybe you'll find your way back to our world. And who's the retarded black girl doing the signals over there? Looks like the Jets offensive coordinator. How about Jill Biden sitting there, not, you know, she wants to elbow him so hard going, hey, stupid, it's not George W. Then she said this to him. You know you're a fucking mumbling, stuttering little fuck, you know that? What are we doing? What's going on right now?

You're running for president and you're winning, apparently. Oh, God help us, everybody. Look at Jill. Might still throw her one, too. Nick, how old are you? Pretty old. Don't want to get spooge on that suede jacket. Listen.

Biden made some more gaffes this weekend. Now he's confusing what he calls hate groups with delicious New Orleans sandwiches. Biden thinks Trump is sending messages, you know, dog whistles to, like I said, a popular New Orleans sandwich. He called me. Oh, here you go. He says about the poor boys, last time we were on stage here, he said, I told him to stand down and stand ready. Come on.

What is this come on? That does not sound like a politician. Come on. I should be winning. Come on. You are winning, Joe. Come on. I should be winning. Come on. You are winning, Joe. Uh-oh. Retard alert.

Retard alert. That's right. He's sending messages to a nice fried oyster, what we call a hero up north. Have you ever had a po' boy, folks? I have. Went to New Orleans. Look at that fucking thing. Fried oysters with pickles.

You think it would be gross? That's something a pregnant woman would eat? I had two of those within six minutes when I got to New Orleans. Very, very yummy. So the proud boys are now the po' boys. They should change their name. It's less offensive.

Stand down, po' boys. I'm on a diet. What? you say joe what are we doing what's going on right now what are you doing is the question i still say he'll be the first president to um soil himself the first time he gives a speech in public like a comedian did on the tonight show back in the 70s kip adata his name was supposedly urinated while he was doing his first set on the time i don't know if there's footage of that but that was the the old story biden is uh how do i put this in like um layman's terms. He's a lying fuck. Biden lying about his involvement with Hunter and Burisma.

He's, this is so, this is so beautiful. They released, right, we have that laptop that, you know, Giuliani had to blow a Russian for apparently. But they released all that so we know it's fact, right? If you're living in the world we're living in.

The timing is so beautiful because that night he had to go out and everything that came out of his mouth was just a more blatant lie because everybody saw the laptop and the the actual emails and um honest to god folks i i don't i can't believe we got trump doing business with fucking ice cube i i'm pinching myself this is the craziest year on record um anyways here's joe lying about him and his son's involvement with barisma go ahead roll that happened my son has not made money in terms of this thing about uh what are you talking about china pause i have not bad acting right there bad acting this what were we talking about right he's protecting that's how he tried to distance himself well oh yeah china like it wasn't even on his mind. Joe, I've acted for almost six months.

You're a terrible actor. That fucking stunk. Look at Trump's face. He whipped Joe. And let me say something about Trump. I never thought he was that good at a debate, even when in the primaries at the end of all. Remember, there were like 10 people. He beat all those Republicans at the end of the night. It said he won the debates. And you know how big a Trump fan I am.

I go, he didn't. Rubio sounded way smarter than him. About eight other guys did. And it would go at the end of the night. It would say Trump won. That was, again, a function of this country wanting an outsider. You know, I mean, I don't think they gave a fuck. But with this debate, I got to honestly go, he fucking beat Joe Selle. I love how it backfired, this whole mute button thing. They thought they were going to... Yeah, it had nothing to do.

Me and my son had nothing to do with Burisma. I'm going to tell you, you lying cocksucker. That was Melania breaking shit in the Oval Office, watching it on a monitor. Here's Joe pretending he has a cock in his hand. Joe, you and your son. Biden. Hunter Biden. Mama song.

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I'm naming people who are already dead by now, I'm Wally Schaefer. I'm Dan Rather. I'm naming people who are already dead by now. I'm the token black guy. I'm the Asian broad. Everybody's in their late hundreds. They all have osteoporosis. They're fucking with it. Leslie Stahl, who I'd still throw one to. Nick, what are you? Well, I just like to hear a girl's hips break. She's 106 and she's wearing a miniskirt. I can tell she was a piece of ass in the early 30s. Anyway, Sunday in an interview with the CBS

60 Minutes, Joe Biden responded to reports his son Hunter used his position which is doggy style as vice president to leverage a lucrative deal with the Ukrainian energy company Burisma. He then shrugged off the story about his son as a pap smear campaign. Did I read that right? Oh, a smear campaign.

Imagine having the balls to do that. You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. Hey, who you talking to? Talk to me like that. You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. Hey, who you talking to? Talk to me like that. Make me a sandwich. Anyways, he's on there again lying about this. I think we actually have a couple of clips of this jack off.

Here's the first one. I have not taken a penny from any foreign source ever in my life. Oh, really? Biden. Hunter Biden. taken a penny from any foreign source ever in my life oh really where am i um he hasn't taken a penny and you know why he said that let me explain to you people hold on let me get my uh vape which made me sick to my stomach he didn't take a penny and you know why he words it like that because i guess which made me sick to my stomach. He didn't take a penny. And you know why he words it like that?

Because I guess, you know, I'm no lawyer, but if you say I didn't take a penny, legally he's right, because he took millions. Right? And there he is again, holding an imaginary dildo. He didn't take a penny. Can you imagine after all that shit came out, having the balls to go on 60 minutes, right? And does anybody go, now, wait a minute,

wait a minute, Mr. Former Vice President, future assassination attempt. Nobody calls him on it. What are you talking about? We just had a computer. Oh, and you know what they said? All these media outlets, we haven't verified that shit's true yet. Well me ask you a question whores and pig faces if that

was uh donald trump jr's laptop do you think you would have verified the shit you think you would have ran it on a loop again this is a rhetorical question course you would have. You're so biased, you don't even know you're biased. Then she asked him this. Do you believe the recent leak of material allegedly from Hunter's computer is part of a Russian disinformation campaign? From what I've read and know, the intelligence community warned the president that Giuliani was being fed disinformation from the Russians. Pause. Giuliani was being fed disinformation from who? Did he say the FBI? What did he say? The intelligence? Huh?

No, no, no. But who? Who gave it to them? Can we start this over again since I can't focus today? Let me listen to this carefully so I can parse it with fucking bitch and whore. Do you believe the recent leak of material allegedly from Hunter's computer is part of a Russian disinformation campaign? That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer campaign. That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. That's what he should have said. It would have been more believable.

Go ahead. What I've read and know the intelligence community. The intelligence community told Biden that Giuliani's being fed. You mean the intelligence community that was in on the fucking dossier leak and the whole Russiagate thing, the structs of the world and the lease of pay, that intelligence community was supposed to believe. Go ahead. The president that Giuliani was being fed disinformation from the Russians. And we also know that Putin is trying very hard to spread disinformation about Joe Biden.

And so when you put the combination of Russia, Giuliani, the president together, it's just what it is. It's a smear campaign because he has nothing he wants to talk about. What is he running on? What is he running on? What is he running on? Pause. I'll answer that too, you fucking blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil. What is he running on?

A treadmill. No, what is he running on? How about the greatest economy this world has ever seen before COVID hit? What is he running on? How about your ties to China and the Ukraine? How about you threatening to have the, and you had the fucking prosecutor fight in Ukraine. What is he running on? He's got a ton of shit. How about he's getting a fucking big chunk of the black vote now? How about he crushed ISIS in about five minutes? Haven't heard a word from him.

Anything. What are you running on? What are you running on, Joe? Other than he did a dog shit job with COVID. There's 200,000 people dead. What are you running on? You're running on empty. Running on, running on. That's what you are.

Joe, fuck you. Let me tell you something, Joe. Let me tell you something, Joe Let me tell you something You're a communist How'd you like it, huh? Eat octopus Fight ten times a day Get your vinyl on every corner, huh? How'd you like it?

Handsome guy, though I gotta give that much for an old man I'm not gay or anything But I'd give him a tug All right What are you running on? for an old man. I'm not gay or anything, but I'd give him a tug. All right. What are you running on? What a fucking arrogant motherfucker.

You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. Her voice makes me hotter than a shark's tooth in the belly of the beast. So he's making a real asshole of himself, uh i'm voting today me and the wife keep saying we're gonna do it and she keeps too busy fucking building an office that should be in the white house i'm just gonna go from the show and go vote somewhere you guys want to know where uh then donald trump the president of the united States, maybe the greatest ever. And I say

that with no irony whatsoever ever, because he's exposed to people like Biden and all the filthy whores in the media. And I'll say it again, if it all ended tomorrow, he did more than anybody. And that's the problem in this country, the fake media. Anyways, he sat down with Leslie Stahl. And boy, I don't know what he heard before he sat down, but Mr. Trump had a hair across his ass, which was so refreshing. He did something that the last three Republican presidents didn't have the balls to do. He walked out on a totally biased fucking hit job on 60 Minutes. He pretended to play nice for a little while.

But I don't even know if I showed the beginning of it. The first thing out of her mouth, she goes, are you ready for some tough questions? Can you imagine if Brett Baier said that to Obama? Racist, right?

Are you ready for some tough questions? Now, again, Trump should have said, are you ready for some honest answers, you skeletor? Whatever that is. I'm not a nerd. Somebody Google it. Here's so Trump's 60 minutes interview, ironically, lasted about 45 minutes.

Maybe not even that much. But here's a little clip. Do you think. Look at him. He's pissed already. That your tweets and your name calling are turning people off? No, I think I wouldn't be here if I didn't have social media. But the media is fake.

And frankly, if I didn't have social media, I have no way of getting out my voice. Do you know what you told me a long time ago? As you were finger popping me in a limo. Remember in 1972, we just left Club USA in downtown Manhattan, and you were finger popping me. Remember what you said to me? This is the tightest pussy I've ever grabbed. Now, I know you're famous, too. You can grab my mushroom.

Go ahead. Asked why you keep saying fake media. Yeah. You said to me, I say that because I need to discredit you so that when you say negative things about me, no one will believe. I don't have to discredit you. But that's what you told me. You've discredited yourself. You know, I didn't want to have this kind of angry. Of course you did. No, I didn't. Of course you did. No, I didn't. Well, then you brought up a lot of subjects that were inappropriately brought up. Well, I said I'm going to ask you tough questions. They were inappropriately brought up right from the

beginning. Your first question was, this is going to be tough questions. Why? You don't ask Joe Biden. I saw your interview with Joe, the interview with Joe Biden. I never did a Joe Biden interview. The interview, 60 minutes. I see Joe Biden giving softball after softball. I've seen all of his interviews. He's never been asked a question that's hard. Okay, but forget him for a minute. No, but you start with me. You're president. Excuse me, Leslie, you started with me. Your first statement was, are you ready for tough questions?

Are you? That's no way to talk. That's no way to talk. At this point, one of our producers interrupted to advise about the time remaining in the interview. I think we have enough time to be here. Go home, get my dinner ready. Okay, that's enough. Let's go. Let's go.

Look at her. Let's go meet for two seconds, okay? Thanks. I'll see you in a little while. Thanks. I'll see you in a little while. Thanks. Be careful. Be careful. She's scared.

I almost feel bad for her. She sounded like my mom, an old lady going, yeah, but you've said this and you've said that. You're kind of mean, aren't you? Trump's like, you know what? I have had enough. Bye-bye. I have had enough of this horse shit.

And she says, be careful. Don't bang your head on that boom mic. And he's like, you be careful. You get osteoporosis. You dress like an 18 year old. What are you thinking, Leslie? Folks, come on. How do you not love this guy?

Honest to God. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. And our make me a sandwich. Hey, Vinny, we got to go on a diet tomorrow. Sandwiches. Only Italians think having a sandwich is a diet. Kamala Harris, the first Jamaican slash Indian, indian not black and again you call it jamaican

like african-american they'll fucking slice you with those machetes they have nick what kind of talk is that um anyway she was out there spewing her horse shit lying about trump and and how he's a racist and stuff i noticed she's got a neck that rivals Michelle Obama's, by the way. Nick, that's called an ad hominem attack. Why do you get off the issue and go right to personal attack? I learned it from watching the left. It's worked very well for all of them. But she's out there.

And again, in the day, I bet she was a piece of ass. But I like to get her and Leslie in a fucking wrestling match in there, a pillow fight. And Kamala hits Leslie Stahl with a pillow, and it literally breaks her arm off because it's all fucking old and caterpillar-like. She's out there lying, and you can proof check these about Trump. They did a nice job. I think it was Breitbart breaking down. But I didn't need Breitbart. I sat there and go, that's a lie.

First of all, listen to the tough question that Nora O'Donnell asked her. I mean, these are hard hitting. Can you imagine a female working for CBS makes her liberal automatically? Asking another liberal, do you think Trump is racist? You know what that is? It's like this. Here you go. You ready?

T-ball. Get that one out of the park. Go ahead. Do you think the president is racist? Yes, I do. What a question. Yeah, I do. You can look at a pattern that goes back to him

questioning the identity of the first black president of the United States. Pause the united states pause he also did that with ted cruz remember because ted cruz is from canada and uh you know just a liar liar liar whore and you know it and by the way he is from kenya oh nick you can't yeah hey and colta sorry that's what i stopped following you and i love you but that's when you you're like no we have proof that he's from hawaii next you can look at charlottesville when there were peaceful protesters and on the other side neo-nazis and he talks about fine people on either side.

Pause. Pause. Fucking pause. Fucking bitch. That one, I debunked the day it happened. That night they were saying, he said fine people on both sides. Wasn't, I can't explain this again. But there were other people at that rally other than Nazis and, you know what I mean? And far leftists. There were actually normal people there.

And that's who he was referring to. And they did the Trump, Trump administration did a horrible job of handling that one. They should have jumped on it that night, but they let it go. And since then he's, how many times has he denounced

racists and the Klan? How many times? Literally 150ounced uh racists in the clan how many times literally 150 times kamala harris is a hack you understand that she's not even a good policy she might have been a good prosecutor in california when she was putting all those young black males in jail um but she is just a fucking hack these are these are talking points that the left has been using now for three years and that's the best she can come up with. And a good hard-hitting question, Nora. Karen, why did you say that, Karen? They were going to find the real question.

No, they weren't. Go ahead. He's a rapist and criminals? His first order of business was to institute a Muslim ban. Pause. Another falsity. He, you know what he did? He put a ban on all the fucking countries that Obama considered terrorist ridden.

And by the way, the Supreme Court upheld the ban that Trump. So look at her there. There she is touching herself with a candlestick. What kind of talk is that? That's her after somebody just knocked her out with smelling stuff. I don't like her John Amos nose either. Father from good times. Nick, that's really mature. I hope so. You fucking hypocrite. Go ahead. Let it it roll more spewing lies it all speaks for itself president trump has said he denounces racism and white supremacy yes he has why don't you show a clip of him doing that

why don't you show a clip of him doing that birtherism you know who started birtherism by the way i forgot the most important part. Hillary Clinton started that, that he wasn't, yeah. It was all about him being eligible to be president. And like I said, he shit on, I almost said Tom Cruise. Look, Tom Cruise is from Canada. Can't be president. Not a bad actor. Met him. Nice guy. Incredible people. Anyway, she's full of shit. She lied for it. Is that it for her?

Yeah. Thank God. Not even a good, not even a good politician. Yeah, that whole, that whole ban on uh on the muslims that was horrible ala akbar who's this ala guy ali akbar so she lied about four things and they've been disproven that's all she has is talking points. And again, Norah Donald throws a fastball down the middle.

You know, you think, and he's right. Do you think it did ever go to him? Mr. President, you think Joe Biden made money in China? How about asking that question?

Can you please? Hey guys, as you know, I'm a stand-up comedian, even COVID and no COVID. My fans don't give a rat's ass. They'll come out there and they came out there on polio. That's when I started my career, by the way, right after the polio hit. And they limited anybody with more than one crutch had to stay out of my show. But I'm back on the road again, doing what I've been doing for 33 years and providing and proving that COVID is total poopoo caca.

Next weekend, I'll be at the Comedy Club of Kansas City. And you know what? I had such a good time at this club last time I was there. And because of the response I got in Huntsville and Nashville, I can't wait to go out there. And it's a great club. I'm going to be there Friday and Saturday, November 6th and 7th. If you're in the area, and when I say in the area,

I mean even if you're in Vermont, just get on the highway and get over there. On the 19th, I'll be at the Improv in Raleigh, North Carolina. They're still working out the COVID rules there, so I don't know if that's going to happen or not. But if it does, I look forward forward to because North Carolina is great too and then I'll be back in Las Vegas as you know my manager Tommy Nicky has the most beautiful room in Las Vegas at the Plaza Hotel and Casino they actually shot scenes from the movie casino there and a few other it's just gorgeous I'll be there Friday November 20 20th. Saturday, November 21st,

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And we know it was a matter of time. We did. Why? Because Trump's a New Yorker. And here's what young black men like about him. He's not PC, even though PC protects them. I've never seen, I haven't seen anybody in showbiz getting fired because they said something too liberal. But they do like the truth, right? And they're finally catching on to it. And Trump is not just taking their vote for granted. He can't, right? So anyways,

he did something this week that really, besides doing some business with ice cube we'll get to that and there's nothing funnier than chris wallace calling ice cube cube like they grew up in the hood together and fucking florence and normandy president trump granted clemency this week to charles duke tanner well who's that nick that's charles duke tanner right there that's his that's his yearbook picture in high school i think he might have been a troublemaker. He's a former professional box who had already served 16 years of his 30-year sentence for a nonviolent drug crime. And I think, well, I'll tell you what he said. Am I going to say what he said in the clip, you know, Jace, this copy? Anyways, they said to him at the prison, hey, you're going home today.

President Trump signed clemency for you and you have to get out of here. That's what they said. All right, get out. Yeah. And he started praying right there in the office, he said, which is tremendous. tremendous. Anyways, his, his, his, I think it was his lawyer, Melton said, we started with a case that was highly over-sentenced to the sentence and being commuted to being granted clemency to freedom. That's what Melton said. He says, I was there every step of the way. And you know who else was? Trumperini. On Wednesday, Trump granted clemency to Tanner

and four other people convicted of committing drug and financial crimes. Tanner said he learned the news Wednesday morning when he was called into the prison office. Here he is, talking, thanking the president. First and foremost, I want to give all the praise and glory to God. Oh my God, he's calling Trump God. Thank you for hearing me. But President Trump, I just want to thank you for giving me a second chance

and believing in me and reading my petition. I'm just so thankful. It's just 20 years ago, I fought at the Trump Casino, and now you signed to give me Tennessee. First, I didn't know it was real until I was able to bring and touch this little guy right here. I left him when he was two years old, President Trump. You reunited me back to my family. Good man.

I lost my mother and my father, but I got him. And this is what I live for. Thank you, President Trump. Thank you so much. There are liberals' heads exploding. That's the biggest threat, you know. The Republicans ever get the black vote. Then they are done, the cheese dicks.

And they must be watching this going, you got to be shitting me. And you can't just say it's a one-off and he's doing it for this reason and that reason. The guy was a businessman in New York City. Grew up in Queens. He's been dealing with people of color his whole life and they like him because he's flashy with his money and he's got a big mouth and he's not just he puts his money where his mouth there's no friggin you know the other night in the debate he goes hey I'm the least

least racist person in this room he goes I'm definitely the least since Abraham Lincoln it's hard to fucking argue with that anyways go ahead least racist person in this room. He goes, I'm definitely the least since Abraham Lincoln. It's hard to fucking argue with that. Anyways, go ahead. All praise and glory go to God. Thank you. Thank you to the whole Trump administration because you guys read it. Now, wait a minute. Hold on.

Who are you thanking? The Trump or God? Pick one, man. It can't be both. Go ahead. Yeah, that's it. Tanner said he plans to initially stay in Indianapolis to be close to his son, who's a freshman in college and studying business. That's pretty good, man.

He's in jail and the kids got his shit together. By the way, Gary, Indiana. Oh, my God. That is the horrible place. That's where Michael Jackson grew up, isn't it? Or Wayne, Indiana. I don't know, right near there. Gary Native said he's not seen the last of his boxing days.

He plans to make a return to the ring. That'll be, can you imagine the numbers he'll get just because trump is behind that's trump in his corner yeah they're the manager tony and a manager yeah you remind me of uh rocky marshala you stand like every other see this i got a vegetation on my ear and I got a mushroom cap for a dick. He'll knock you into next week. Ding, ding, ding.

I hope he fights it. He's got to fight in a Trump casino if there's any open. Right? Can you imagine that? 20 years ago, he fought there. Now this guy's giving him clemency. Folks, come on. It's an American story. He said, I got a huge blessing and I plan to use that to help bless others. Tana said,

I want to show true redemption and start being a positive part of the community. Tana said, I want to show true redemption and start being a positive part of the community. Once I was once part of destroying. My wife said that to me. I should turn it around. Tana plans to return to Gary and create a boxing program for youth that will also center around mentorship and life skills. How old is he, though? Oh, by the way,

mentioning boxing and pugilist sports, did you see my boy Gagey get beat by Khabib? That Khabib is a badass. He is a bad motherfucker. And he's also... But he put his fucking gloves down. He's never going to fight again, he says. And,'s also, but he put his fucking gloves down. He's never going to fight again, he says.

And, you know, when Muslims say shit like that, they mean it. But I hope that's not true. Please tell me. That's sort of like, I'm feeling cheated. It's like when you're playing poker and the guy wins the first five rounds and he goes, I got to get out of here. That's what I feel like. This guy's got all the skills. No doubt the best guy, I think,

to step in the room. This guy could do anything. And he choked out my boy Gaethje, who's still a badass. So he's gone. I'm digressing, I know. He's gone. Amanda Nunez, she stopped to have a baby with her girlfriend. I don't know how that works. Something to do with a crazy straw and some her girlfriend. I don't know how that works.

Something to do with a crazy straw and some cool whip. I don't know how it works. I'm not a doctor over here. What do we got? More video? Oh, yeah. We got him meeting his son, right? For the first time. Can you imagine that?

Not my dad! You also hear something ugly as fucking doodly. Not my dad! That was his son just busting dad's ball. Look at that moment. Hey, liberals, how does that feel? How does that feel? Tana had served 16 years as of what i call a 30-year bit for his part in a drug

conspiracy tanner who initially faced a life sentence took part in an educational courses and completed hundreds of hours of educational program see that's where i differ from guys like that i would like i'd be so negative. I'm like, no, I'm going to rot and die in here. Well, but take some courses. Maybe a president. What? Are you fucking GED?

What's that going to do? Tanner plans to return to Gary, create a boxing program that I already read about. I think I put that in there twice. Maybe I'll take it. I have a horrible left hook. I fell myself.

I hit a heavy bag in my fucking uh shed I want to I wanted to take some video of me hitting it but I don't want to be shit on it's hard to look tough when you're hitting a heavy bag and there's like a rake behind you and a piece of canoe and some but it looks like the shithole that Mr. T trained in Rocky three. Remember, he was in that little dungeon. Anyways, so Trump is kicking some serious ass as far as getting black votes. And I got to tell you, folks, win or lose, that makes the Dems very nervous. We have proof that he's doing well. A new survey found that President Trump's approval rating among likely black voters skyrocketed between Monday and Friday of this week.

The results of the Rasmussen Report's daily presidential tracking poll found that Trump's approval among likely black voters went from 25 percent on Monday to 46 percent on friday like my youtube numbers how about that huh because they know he's not he's and boy they must feel bad we called him a we call him a racist and all that shit but but you know why? The black voters realize, and they finally woke up. I give Kanye West all the fucking ink on this one. He's the one who made them realize that the Democrats have been playing them for years. Right? And taking their vote for granted. You're entitled to shit.

Exactly. And they're waking up, folks. You understand? By the way, those are two receivers for the Lions that he pardoned after they had a horrible two years with the Lions. Anyways, those are Trump supporters right there. And there's a ton of them of all colors and uh guess what happened in new york city i'm going to show you this clip it made me sick look i'm a bostonian and i moved down to new york when i was 20 27 right and uh never been to a place like it

really is it's there's no place like it um that's hard to say with a barstone. And we have that inferiority complex. But New York is no place like it. And they have ruined it. de Blasio has broken it. I mean, damaged the hard drive. Anyways, this weekend, anti-Trump protesters hurled eggs and insults at supporters of the president. They had a little pro-Trump rally in New York. Right. At supporters of the president, they had a little pro-Trump rally in New York, right? Giuliani was in his frigging car and is not driving. I mean, obviously, he wasn't going through in a Hyundai with his window open. Anyways, the former mayor, and you remember he was the mayor of America after 9-11,

although the libs still hated him. I know they were hiding. As he rolled through Manhattan in a convoy on Sunday, they were throwing eggs, all kinds of shit. Watch these vile, angry people. And I can't believe we're watching New York in this clip. It's like fucking Seattle. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name?

That's strictly for fags. In one clip, he's seen rolling down the passenger window of the SUV. He's riding in and calls out to a cop. He says, Lieutenant. The cop goes, I'm a sergeant. That was funny. Rudy's like, ah, the Russians told me to say that. Anyways, he walks over to the vehicle, which pulls away after the two speak briefly.

But Giuliani seemingly pointing out to vocal demonstrators were yelling repeatedly at Giuliani, fuck you, Rudy, you're a piece of shit. Can you imagine? This is New York. Check it out. Here's a clip. Giuliani, on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. On the street, on the sidewalk. Guys, on the sidewalk.

What are you fucking doing? Fuck you! Fuck you! Guys, guys, guys. Fuck you, brother! Damn. guys good look at this eggs look at this this is New York City New York friggin city

imagine completely destroyed who built it up giuliani and blueberg took over where julia and then he showed his true colors as the liberal jack off that he is um but completely stripped to the bones it's a ghost town and uh look at the hate this could to me this could be portland it could be seattle any of the fucking shitholes but those are anarchists and uh all kinds of shit they're just fucking they're bringing drugs yes they are they're bringing crime yes they're rapists and some i assume are good people no they're not those are all filthy anarchists and uh biden supporters you guys have to be embarrassed you sarah silverman's

and all you stupid fucks pat and oswald how do you feel about a city that made you famous or helped make you famous? Huh? Everything you believe in, are you proud of that? One protest is seen ripping back the blue flag from the side of a SUV in the caravan. And demonstrators also clash with anti-Trump protesters in Times Square, where a video shows the two sides exchanging punches as red paint is splashed on vehicles in the caravan. One clip, an apparent counter protester can be seen swinging at a pro-Trump, of course, from behind like the pussies that they are before running running away only to have this pro trumper uh do what i used to do to my brother when he's running away uh want to see a beautiful trip check this out Oh, stop, oh, stop. Get out.

Come on, bro. What happened? Chase, can I see that again? Slow motion. It was just so perfectly executed, man. It's not too much trouble. I don't know how it works. Well, just beautiful trip, folks.

Oh, that guy catches his hip and head on the cement. Somebody give that man a star. Okay, where's the audio? Oh, goodness. Oh, he went down like a candidate. Bang, bang. All right, let's go to the next clip with this audio. Whatever the fuck.

Some more fighting going on. Police sources said at least seven people were arrested during the unrest. Two cops were injured in the melee. Again, this is New York City, folks. There were four arrests in Times Square, including a protester who tried to stop a police officer from busting someone for taking a flag and others for throwing eggs, including at a cop's face. Again, New York City police at a protest. It was also arrested for spraying pepper spray at a family of seven that was inside a vehicle that was part of the part of the caravan. Do we have the other clip then, Brawlin? It's later? What? The story's over.

Oh, let it run then. It gets uglier, right? Yeah. Come on, motherfucker. You want that shit? I love this guy. Right in the middle he goes. Want a piece of me? Oh, look at all the leftist scum.

Oh, that's right. That's a girl. Pause. See the girl in there kicking the guy? Oh, my God. It's my fan. I used to want to fuck girls, and I want to open their heads with a claw hammer. You see her in there?

Feminists actually have them believing they're physically up to the task of fighting a man. Do you see her kick the guy in the ass probably sarah silverman whoa oh my god that's the greatest city in the world it was thank you de blasio liberals even hate you what does that say oh thank you billy he destroyed new York. Speaking of thank yous, I want to thank all the contributors to the show. This was since what? Thursday? One-time contributions. Donna Bussor, Michigan.

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are flying by john schmidt washington heady lightner pennsylvania joseph shepherd georgia Pennsylvania, Joseph Shepard, Georgia, Eric Siebert, New York, Holden Akok, Arizona, Kelly Hubbard, Michigan, Holden Akok, Jonathan Bergman, Michael Cipriani, Fernando Hildago, Christian Blunt, Chris, and Bill Dew. There's your names on the screens over Old glory thank those are the uh monthly supporters at patreon thank you guys um so much we also have a patreon question okay bill do just read his name do you have any good stories about the late greg gerald or a very underrated comedian first of all he's not an underrated comedian. First of all, he's not an underrated comedian.

Can I tell you why he's not underrated? He's been dead since 2010, and his albums are in the top 20 still. I hope I do that well when I pass. Great comedian, even a greater guy. And that shows you, I was talking to my buddy how bad heroin is. I mean, this kid went to fucking Harvard Law School, dropped out to be a comedian so i maybe he's not as bright as i thought but uh anyway no super guy and um and uh do i have

any good stories about him yes well the first time he opened for me at princeton at catcher eysing star i come off the stage and what's he doing he's mauling my wife he was hitting on my wife and um in a nice way though and i said i fucking like this kid and he was so funny before me i'm like last time i work with this kid i don't have to work this hard um and uh what else oh and another time he got some award a mac award or something in new y York City for best comic that year or whatever the fuck. And he was doing, I was doing a benefit that night at some theater and he came over to watch me. And then we went out and started drinking and I'm like, eh, fucking, he doesn't know how well I could drink it. Then after about his seventh shot of tequila to my third, I went, holy fuck, Then after about his seventh shot of tequila to my third, I went, holy fuck, I got a bow.

Another story, Bill. Tough crowd. He comes in. I'm making notes in the green room. And he goes to Paula, you're so goddamn competitive. And I went, yeah, what the fuck? Anyways, so he says that, right? Then they go showtime. So we have to go down the hallway and shit.

Me, Norton and the other guy, whoever's on the show, walk down the hallway and shit uh me norton and the other guy whoever's on the show walk down the hallway who's hiding under the staircase making final notes on his pad giraldo i go who's fucking uh but he and the other thing i loved about him every time he saw me and he's from queens he's a real new yorker but every time he saw me he'd make up some italian he'd go guys and he fucking hugged me make up some Italian. He'd go, Galazza! And he'd fucking hug me and make up some Italian name. And his wife's great, too. And yeah, God bless him, man. And I hear him all the time on the radio, you know.

And he really was a terrific comic and smart guy, too. Delta Airlines. I let the story go by, but I'll make it up in my head anyways. Delta Airlines. You know what they're doing? These fucking Nazi mother. They have a no fly list now that 460 passengers are on that refuse to wear masks. I don't get it. They don't they don't let you on the plane, do they? If you don't have a mask on. So why? I mean, you put them on a no fly list. Guys, do you understand it's here? Socialism or whatever? There's lists being built. Eventually, they're going to have social credit scores like China does. In other words, if you don't exercise enough, you get a minus. That's where we're headed. The airline told employees on Thursday that it has added 460 passengers

who have refused to mask up to a no-fly list. I mean, what is going on here? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no list. I mean, what is going on here? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Do we have a video for this or no? No. Yeah. So in other words, if you don't wear a mask, guys, your name's right next to Muhammad Atta's

cousin. You're that bad. You're a terrorist because it is fake COVID shit. Let me ask you a question. I'm watching the NFL last night, right? Watching the NFL, the Arizona. And by the way, I got three right this weekend. I'm 90th defending champion out of a hundred people, embarrassing myself. Anyways, I'm watching Arizona and the Seahawks, right? They're battling it out for an hour. It goes into overtime. They come out for the coin toss at overtime. The two players that come out for the coin toss, they have masks on. They just spent two and a

half hours spitting and exchanging headbutts and biting each other. And now they have masks on. If you don't think this is not organized, you can sock my left, right and middle nut. What? Can you imagine? They played football for two and a half, three hours, and now they have to put a mask on. You guys, it's propaganda. It's a schmear. Back to the mask thing

the president of Delta seen here let me guess, Colbert fan, look at this he looks like a fucking reporter for the Daily Show wearing a mask he says is among the simplest and the most effective actions

we can take to reduce transmission which is why delta has long required them for our customers and our people delta ceo ed bastion said in a letter to his staff and um all i have to say to big ed is shut your fucking mouth shut the fuck up you cunt oh nick come on he's just trying to do the best he can the airline industry has already uh taken a massive hit during the covid 19 pandemic forcing many airline companies to start to start furloughing workers earlier this month delta reported a 5.38 billion dollar loss in revenue oh boy you is that supposed to make me feel bad i've been flying for 30 years to comedy clubs all over the world and you put me in and this fucking leg room

hasn't changed unless you're on jet blue you throw us a bag of peanuts the fucking stew this is a moody and in the late 70s i'm glad you you lost a billion. Hope you lose a billion more. I'll take a caravan to my next fucking gig. He says with the cold weather months approaching, stopping this spread will be crucial to our recovery from the pandemic and Delta's return to growth and leadership within our industry. He wrote, oh, I got to hope it helps. Delta has also announced they'll resume selling middle seat tickets in the new year based on consumer sentiment and confidence in air travel. I got news for you.

Nobody's going to vouch for you to put a guy in the middle seat. You might as well remove that middle seat and call it the new normal. You really think your fucking consumers are going to go, yeah, put that third, put that middle seat. Nobody wants that seat. Nobody. Let me tell you something, Ed. I tell you, no kiss on a flight. Hey, folks, in sports news, great weekend, bud.

Did you see the World Series game? Did you see game four, how it ended? Oh, my God. First of all, it was the greatest one of the greatest world series games they changed leads like three times with home runs i mean late in the game i'm sitting there biting my nails you know i said the fucking tampo is gonna uh anyways if you didn't see it and i read what the fuck i'm shrinking is that a side effect of covid the fuck happened hello Hello, everybody.

Welcome to the bar. Did you guys see game five, I think it was? Oh, my God. God, look, real quick. I just have to tell you, I love sports. I'm sorry. I can't help it. And I know I'm a hypocrite.

I'm watching the NFL. But at least I boycotted the NBA since 1985. That makes up for it. Anyways, Tampa Bay's got guys in first and second bottom of the knife two outs the guy's down to his last strike Brett Phillips what's he do singles to right field

right center the center fielder comes in boots the ball one guy's already scored now a Rosarito who by the way is the MVP of the whole playoff he tries to score from first he rounds third he falls down who, by the way, is the MVP of the whole playoff, he tries to score from first. He rounds third. He falls down three-quarters of the way home. The right fielder hits the cutoff man, the first baseman.

And, I mean, he's only 25 feet from the catcher. He goes to throw to the catcher. The catcher doesn't know Rosarino had fallen down. He thinks he's got to do one of those sweep tags, right? He misses it. The guy throws it to him. It goes off his catcher's mitt because he was trying to do this at those sweep tags, right? He misses it. The guy throws it to him. It goes off his catcher's mitt because he was trying to do this at the same time. Goes behind him.

Rosarito crawls to the plate for the winning run. And the place goes shithouse. And then last night, the Dodgers showed the thunder of the day. I didn't realize that. I didn't know Kershaw was going to show up this playoff season. And I didn't know their pitching was so good. But you know what? I'm going to say it again, folks.

I was wrong about Biden being the nominee. I'm telling you, Tampa Bay is going to win this series. They're down three to two. Take it from me. And if I'm wrong, what are you going to do? But speaking of sports, you football players, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you football football players uh fans get your fucking shit together i just saw this in passing last night antonio brown apparently let out of a turkish prison there he is after he caught a touchdown that's what he was wearing by the way

last time he played he caught a touchdown from brady in new england he had that coat on in the end zone uh months after Buccaneers head coach shut down the possibility of his team signing Antonio I'm a crazy motherfucker Brown. The star wide receiver on Saturday finalized a one-year contract with Tampa Bay that is worth slightly over

the minimum and includes incentives and some of those incentives are free pussy, cocaine and fur coats. Do you believe? Guys, Brady threw four touchdown passes two weeks in a row now. But the other guys, Evans and those great receivers, are banged up apparently. But he's got Gronk.

Now this guy, oh, my God. Look out because Brady's throwing it around like you used to you get antonio on there and tampa's got a good defense i mean and they asked for one quote from antonio so what are you gonna do when you get out there with brady run through a motherfucker face exactly now where my fur coat at well tom brady has reportedly been uh the 32 yearold Brown's biggest supporter. Arians, the coach, told Tiki and Turney, that's a great show, in March that Brown signing with Tampa was not going to happen

because it's not a fit in our locker room. Of course not. He doesn't fit in anybody's locker room. Except for, you know, some cheerleaders. Arians, who coach Brown as the offensive coordinator for the Steelers, also told ESPN's Adam Schefter in 2019 that with Brown, there was too much miscommunication and too much diva.

But with Brady's top two receivers, Chris Goodwin, Godwin, excuse me, and Mike Evans playing through injuries, Brown is set to join the Buccaneers 4-2 as soon as his eight-game suspension for violating the NFL's personal smack-my-bitch-around conduct policy is up in a week. So, oh, my God, that's going to be potty. Brown has a history of beating. No, Brown has a history with Bruce Arians. It's not a great history, Fox NFL insider Glazer said.

He spoke to Arians on Friday. Early on when Tom Brady signed with the Bucs. He did bring up Antonio Brown. But back then, Bruce Arians told him an emphatic no, unless the wide receiver core got injured. Well, here we are. Since a brief cameo with Brady and the Patriots last year, Brown has been accused of sexual misconduct. Played it to no contest. There is smacking a bitch around.

It's Keith Jackson. To burglary, battery, burglary of an unoccupied conveyance, and criminal mischief stemming from a separate incident. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. Maybe, but his hands and his feet are great. Anyways, that is it for today. I'm excited because when Brady left the Pats, and I'm old enough, I've seen this shit happen. I said I just hope he goes to a team

that gives him the receivers he deserves. And this is going to be fun. Is it not? I think it is. Hey, thank you guys so much for tuning in today. Don't forget Nickdip.com to make your contributions. Don't forget cameo.com if you want me to roast somebody. I'll make a personal video on my phone and send it to them in a minute or so. Go to cameo.com, click on my bio,

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