The Nick DiPaolo Show - A Breath of Fresh Air #160

Episode Date: May 6, 2019

Too honest for Netflix, my new special drops today. Degenerate Denny's dines disgustingly. CNN cock-rides Covington kids, ignores incipient insurgents.

I'm a toxic white European There's no respect for white European males anymore I realized this, I was in Jersey last night Working in Jersey, I had to get on the turnpike to come home I had to go to the bathroom with a Jersey turnpike So I pull into a rest area What's the name of the rest area? The Vince Lombardi rest area

That's the best we can do for the greatest coach in the history of the NFL Should we put a statue of him in the history of the NFL? Should we put a statue of him in front of his high school? No, let's build an 18 by 24 brick structure off to exit 13A where truckers who have been living on hooker pussy and beef jerky for 14 hours can unload their impactive bowels, where gay guys can exchange filthy blowjobs at 3 a.m.,

and where pedophiles can come into the faces of terrified children. You know, the shit that Vince Lombardi was for. Fucking Vince Lombardi rest... Where's the Jerry Sandusky rest area? That's my question. That's the rest area I want to see. Life-size statue of Jerry in a bathing suit, half a hard-on, big smile on his face.

A couple of Boy Scouts in headlocks. Thank you. Oh, yeah. What's going on, folks? Big day today. How are you? It's Monday. That's right. The Vince Lombardi rest area. What the hell's going on out here?

You know you want crazy motherfucking walk, man. Yeah, and so is Vince Lombardi. How are you? That was a sneak peek at a breath of fresh air. The special is going to debut all over the place, okay? NickDip.com, my YouTube channel, everywhere, at the end of this show, right at noontime. So hang in there

if you're for free speech comedy you're sick of this pc culture shutting down guys like me you fucking hate people like the uh clintons and uh whoever uh but you can't get this anywhere you can't get this anywhere guys so uh very excited we put excited. We put a trailer up. Put a trailer up, what, a day and a half ago? It's got 100,000, 101,000 views already. Just the trailer. So this special's gonna be huge. Not for the faint of heart. And it really

I'm striking a blow against this horseshit. I've been speaking like this for years. And it's time. I finally have the social media team in place, great people around me. It's time to strike back. They don't want you to hear any of this stuff. This is how most people talk. This show, as you know, is like blue-class people sitting in a bar watching the news.

And this is how we really talk. And people are looking for stuff like this. The fucking worm is going to turn soon. And this special is going to help. And you can contribute. I'm not charging anybody. Guys have been great to me for years, throwing it out there. Like I said, Netflix was scared of it.

You know, HBO, Comedy Central, they're all scared of this stuff. They won't even give it a sniff. So if you want to contribute, you can at nickdip.com. But I'm glad to give it away because it's more important that it's seen. It's not about money at this point. It's a cause. So hang in there with me. By the way, all the shows this week are free, again, to grow the show.

We're on track to blow up. So that's a gift to you guys. And cannot wait until this thing. Shout-outs real quick. New veto patrons. We have Brian Bolton, Chris Moran, Daniel Pero, Ron Castellano, Victoria Elwood, Wilkin Kaufman, Joshua Roberts, Matt Day, Matt Mersing. Thank you guys so much.

That's the veto level. The show's still growing. Contributions from Jason Michelle, Kevin McArdle. Kevin McArdle, why does that sound familiar? The Gauntlets, Andrew Marshall, thank you guys for the contributions, and I appreciate it. It goes to a good cause. It's called free speech, motherfuckers. God damn it.

Got 11 cups of coffee in me, can you tell? Had a great week down in Tampa. Places packed. Six, seven, eight people with Nick DiPaolo Show t-shirts on. It's a movement. Might be a bowel movement. I don't know. But it's a movement.

And I got pulled over by the cops for speeding on the way home in Florida. And I had my loaded gun next to me, next to a pack of marbles scared the shit I you know I don't even have the fucking carry license I mean I'm in the computer they haven't mailed it to me yet I just got it a couple days ago the cop walks up and I'm like I don't even know how to break into this car I go I have a loaded he puts his hand on his gun I'm like no no I'm a fan of the cops it's the fucking weirdest weirdest thing. He made me get out of the car, stand in front of the cop car, took the bullets out of the gun, put them in my cup holder. I'm a really Johnny. I'm a real fucking Johnny Badass.

I feel so Southern now. He was great. I said, look, dude, I do benefits for the cops. And he knocked it down from 71 miles an hour to 70. It was a 45. It's one of those things, you know, it's 80 miles an hour, and all of a sudden they're three feet. Three feet is 45 miles an hour, then it goes back to 80.

And I don't know why Waze let me down. I'm going to punch that bitch if I ever meet her. So he knocked it down and saved me. He said $266 ticket. Jesus Christ. Anyhow, what's going on in the world? Speaking of tension and guns and all kinds. $56 ticket. Jesus Christ. Anyhow, what's going on in the world? Speaking of tension and guns and all kinds.

United States is deploying an aircraft carrier strike group and a bomber task force to the Middle East on short notice in response to clear indications. Iran and Iranian proxies were planning an attack on U.S. forces in the region. You believe this shit? Turn that place into a fucking parking lot. We begin forces in the region. You believe this shit? Turn that place into a fucking parking lot. We begin bombing in five minutes. Nature, Will Robinson. Nature, no Will Robinson. Late Sunday night, the White House made a surprise announcement that the USS Abraham Lincoln and Obama Task Force.

What do black people got to do with this? We're being deployed in response to unspecified troubling and escalatory indications and warnings uh national security advisor john bolton you know who he is he's got the mark twain mustache this guy does not play he's a fucking hardliner always looks like he just stuffed his face in a bottle of cream aura he's got the he said the deployments were intended to send a clear and unstable message to these little sand fleas. I put that in there for emphasis. To the Iranian regime that any attack on the U.S. interests or those of our allies will be met with unrelenting force.

The United States is not seeking war with the Iranian regime, but we are fully prepared to respond to any attack, whether by proxy, the Islamic Revolution Guard Corps, or regular Iranian forces, the statement continued. The movement of the aircraft carrier is the USS Abraham Lincoln to the region was expedited and it was ordered they're effective immediately. The theory is this guy does not fucking play. Pompeo said that something we've been working on for a little while, he told reporters traveling in Europe, it's absolutely the case that we have seen escalatory actions from the Iranians.

It is equally the case that we will hold the Iranians accountable for attacks on American interests. You know, because things are heating up between, you know, Israel and Palestine. Palestine lobbed 250 missiles this past weekend. I don't know how you can fucking live in israel you're laying on a beach and missiles are flying a sunblock is not going to stop that shit can't go to a cafe i mean israel is like i've said this before the best the best analogy i can give you you remember trading places with eddie murphy when he's a homeless guy pretending he had no legs and and there he starts talking shit with the cops.

He's laying on the ground, and eight guns come out, cop guns pointing at his face. That's fucking Israel, Eddie Murphy, and those are the surrounding countries. And we have, you know, the Strait of Hormuz is, the Strait of Hormuz is intricate in this mess. That's where oil, the world's oil supply, passes through there. And the Iranians

have a post there, and they're always threatening to shut it down. If they did, that's 30% of the world's oil that will be shut off if they did that. I mean, after the USS Cole, fucking just melt these people down. Just a backwards-ass

fucking retarded culture, pushing gay people off the tops of buildings, cutting off the hands of shop. That's Saudi Arabia, too. It's all the same. They're fucking living in 12 AD, okay? I almost hope something happens. And as far as Israel and Palestine, let them go. Let the fuck take the gloves off.

We've been dealing with this for thousands of years enough talk already good luck fucking with the israeli air force and their military they're the baddest asses on the planet so uh let the gloves come off as they said in the go we have to have a go i have to have the bloodletting every 10 years it's. So enough of the talk already. But you've got to love Bolton. He ain't playing around. So that's the big story right now. That could escalate.

It never does. Matter of fact, Palestine and Israel – I'm calling it Palestine. It's an actual state. They actually had a truce after two days. Why don't you hit them back? You know, they're throwing rocks and bottles and shit and Molotov cocktails, and some of them get shot by the Israelis. They're defenseless.

These people are the fuck you. Why don't we learn how to guard our borders? Take a lesson from Israel. No, that would involve lethal force. Yeah, what's your point? Well, it's medieval. Yeah, well, very effective. The tire is medieval we're still using that as trump once said and uh related to the story you know rashida talib remember her she's the one when she got elected that night she says we're

going to impeach the motherfucker talking about trump you, this filthy anti-American, excuse me, fucking anti-Semitic bitch, you know who I'm talking about. Rashida Tlaib attacks Israel as Palestinian terrorists kill civilians, including Muslim, Arab, Israeli. They're just, they're full of shit over there. You can't handle the truth. Tlaib was responding to and agreeing with an anti-Israeli activist, Yousef Moneyayia, who had criticized the New York Times headline that read, Tlaib was responding to and agreeing with an anti-Israeli activist, Yusuf Moneir, who had criticized the New York Times headline that read, and this is from the New York Times, hardly a right-leaning fucking paper, they said Gaza militants fired 250 rockets and Israel spawns with airstrikes.

That was unacceptable to Moneir, who complained that Israel had started the violence by shooting unarmed Palestinian protesters in Gaza, which is just a fucking lie. You can't handle the truth! The protesters were attacking Israeli's border. Some burned tires and threw rocks and incendiary devices. Some attempted to sabotage the border fence, the UPI reported. Previous protests have been organized by the Hamas terror group,

which, according to the United Nations, violently suppresses actual protests against its violent rule in Gaza. Still, for Tlaib, this filthy mouth, describing the fact that Palestinians had sparked the present conflict, meant dehumanizing them. That's what she said. She's a malignant cunt. Oh, I wouldn't go that far, but you don't have to go crazy.

When will the world stop dehumanizing our Palestinian people? When they start acting like humans. I'm not talking about everybody in Palestine. Just the fucking idiots that throw Molotov cocktails and rocks. That's how the world works. You poke somebody in the eye, they punch you in the face back. It especially works that way under Trump. Stop dehumanizing Palestinian people who just want to be free. Headlines like this and

framing it in this way just feeds into the continued lack of responsibility on Israel, who unjustly oppress and target Palestinian children and family. These are the people that use children as human shields. They set up missiles and rockets in schools so we won't hit them. Oh, my God. She tweeted. She concluded with hashtag Free Palestine, a slogan usually used in connection with the destruction of Israel, an ambition that Tlaib shares with Hamas and other Palestinian radicals. Well, of course.

Durka, Durka, Muhammad Jihad. Haka Sherpa Sherpa. Abakala. The question is, how does she, how does Hearn and Omar get elected in this country? They're clearly a cancer. They hate Jews. They hate Israel. How do you people elect these people?

You really deserve what you get. Set mouse traps everywhere. Four Israeli civilians were in fact killed by rockets, including a Muslim Arab Israeli who was killed after he was critically injured in the chest by shrapnel from a direct strike on a factory in Ashkelon. That comes from the Jerusalem Post. Tlaib, the first Palestinian American woman in Congress, yeah, let's celebrate that, has been celebrated by other Democrats, including former President Barack Hussein Obama, who told Tlaib personally, I'm proud of you. You hate Jews just like I do. He didn't say that, but he said, I'm proud of you, during a meeting with freshman Democrats.

Tlaib also has close ties to other Palestinian radicals, including Palestinian activist Maha Abdel Kader, a fundraiser and campaigner for Tlaib in 2018, who spread anti-Semitic conspiracy theories online, including Holocaust denials. This is who she associates with. And you guys go in the booth and go, I don't know, I forget what state she's from. Is this a Minneapolis thing or is that the other one? You go in and pull the lever for this bitch? You should be ashamed of yourself. Did I say bitch?

I mean broad chick wrapped up like a – yes, Jason. I think Salib is Michigan and the other one is Minnesota. Michigan or Illinois. You might be right. Dearborn, Michigan. If you've been to Dearborn, you might as well be, you know, it's like a Turkish bazaar in 1650. It's fucking frightening. I have fans from Detroit that tell me the stuff that goes on there.

There'll be no go zones there soon. But here's the difference. In our country, all the civilians, do you know there's seven guns for every woman and children in the United States? And I want to up that to like 12. Anybody with me? Even after my traumatic experience. Yeah, so you're full of shit. It's so... I just can't believe these people get elected in this country. Yay for progressive. Yay for diversity. It's all right to hate the Jews, apparently. I wonder how Schumer feels about these.

Well, he spoke out against them. Unbelievable. And let's stay on the Muslim, radical Muslim. And again, I'll say this again, folks. I lived in Astoria, Queens for a couple of years. All my neighbors, Muslim and stuff, hardworking people. And I'm not just saying this to be PC. The majority of them are good.

But like they say, 1% of them are radicalized in the world. And I don't know how many billion Muslims. So you do the math because I can't. But it's enough to fuck us up on a Tuesday afternoon, if you know what I'm saying. So this story is sort of related. CNN, you guys all remember CNN, don't you? You watch it in the shitter when you're at LaGuardia. You're forced to watch it before you get on every Delta flight.

CNN wrote over 20 articles on Covington Catholic students, ignores Philly Muslim children chanting about chopping off heads. Have you seen that video out of Philly? It's fucking frightening. Can you stay cataclysmic? You are fake news, sir. CNN covered the January controversy surrounding Nick Salmon. You remember the Covington kid with a smirk on his face staring at the fraud Indian? And his fellow Covington Catholics do this 23 times fellow Covenant Catholics do 23 times.

They covered that story 23 times, yet thus far hasn't covered footage of children at Philadelphia Islamic Center. They haven't covered it at all. I don't know if you guys saw this. This is in Philly. By the way, there's 40 to 50 other chapters throughout the country. This is what's going on in some of your local mosques and whatnot. It's a catchy tune. Pause. Musk emanates from their bodies.

How do you know? They're dead. She's talking about the martyrs and stuff. I put on Musk. Is that what I'm going to attract when I go out? 16-year-old hateful little Muslim broads? Slap that stuff on me. By the way, that's from a culture.

If she shows her ankle, she'll be shot at sunrise. But musk emanates from their bodies, and so do maggots. Go ahead. Hotbed for cowards. What's CNN got to do with this? Pause. You don't have any souls to sacrifice. Your soul is not your fault.

Can you stay on it? You don't have to go back to me. Look at this. What am I looking at? It looks like a scene from Ben-Hur. Welcome to America, ladies. I see the assimilation is going beautifully. Wrapped up like burn victims. You feminists in this country should be irate. Some of these broads might have nice bodies. Well, they're too

young, but I'm just saying the adult ones. But look, the one, the second one in from the left looks like Artie Lang when he was in junior high school. And even the one on the far right is going, did you really just say that? Chop their fucking heads off? We're the ones who should be wearing the protective headgear. Wrap nine towels around your neck to protect you. Oh, just look at the one on the far left. What a future she has. Oh, Jesus H. Christ.

She'll be working for Tlaib in a couple years. Okay, let these hateful people play. And we will subject them to eternal torture. You're doing that now. You're doing that now in this country. If you know anything about the Koran, I read a little bit about it. I have that kind of time when I'm at a Motel 6 in Nashville with the whole weekend on my hands.

That's what they do. This has been their history. But again, these are just kids. They're being indoctrinated. It reminded me of watching a college campus in this country. They're being indoctrinated. So was me of watching a college campus in this country. They're being indoctrinated. So, uh... Was that it? Or was there more to that clip?

That's it, right? We have another clip of kids from America. Oh, that's right. Who do you think's gonna win this war, by the way? They're training, they're indoctrinating their kids to chop our heads off and shit. And this is what we're doing with our kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Durka, durka. All right. What are we, the most

naive country? They're over there teaching kids how to sharpen knives, where to cut exactly, so the infidel's head falls off, and they got little Timmy going, can I get some pink shoes for this fucking... Who do you think's gonna win out in the end folks i'm projecting projecting about a month and a half from now and all the shit goes but like i said i don't believe i believe most muslims are good that live here and stuff but uh we are so fucking naive you know the first thing de blasio did when he became mayor

But we are so fucking naive. You know the first thing de Blasio did when he became mayor? He went in and he reversed all the shit that Giuliani did after the 9-11 attacks. You know, Giuliani had cops going undercover at Moss to find out what was going on. The first thing de Blasio did was get rid of all that, make it illegal. What chance do we have? I just, you know, the more you read about the Islam culture, What chance do we have? I just, you know, the more you read about the Islam culture, I don't understand why you move to America where the values just oppose all your values.

I mean, number one, they can't eat pork. We sold 76 trillion McRib sandwiches last week. You know what I mean? They were oppressed sexually. Women can't show any parts of their bodies. Playboy was the most fucking popular magazine in the United States for I don't know how many years. But let's go there.

Let's fucking go there. I don't know what to say. But the thing that, one of the things that changed my mind, I shot a pilot for Comedy Central when I was living in Queens. I interviewed the store owner. He was a Muslim.

It was right after 9-11 attacks. He had tears in his eyes how upset he was. So, you know, I mean, again, I'm not trying to paint the whole religion like they do of Christians. Who, by the way, genocide's actually being committed on Christians right now all over the fucking world. But you don't see Jim Acosta touching that story or the Adam's apple at MSNBC. It's great. Our media is like a propaganda arm for them, too. Hey, let's get...

Remember CNN had a Gaza channel? I think it was CNN. Remember the Gaza channel? It's terrific. You could learn how to make hummus and how to cut a kid's foot off for fucking being naughty. Some great content on there.

But the point being, CNN didn't cover any of this stuff, okay? A search of the words Covington Catholic students returned 23 results, while a search for Muslim American Society, Islamic Center Philly,

which I just showed you, yielded zero. That's some good reporting, right down the middle. These are not isolated incidents. They are happening in major centers of the country, including Pennsylvania. I don't hear a bunch of the moderate Muslims. There were a few on TV, you know, saying this does not represent our religion. There should be a million outside of that mosque in Philly saying, what the fuck are you doing?

But they never do that, do they? Well, they could be under threat. Not if there's half a million of them out there. I don't believe facial recognition could the people that want to kill you anyways are back in your homeland. But we need some push from, like I said, the moderate Muslims. But we need some push from, like I said, the moderate Muslims.

But keep electing these people. Dates, by the way. You can go to nickdip.com if you want to get these dates. This Friday and Saturday, May 10th and 11th, the governor's in Levittown, Long Island, New York. One of my favorite... I only do about three clubs. This is one of them.

Helium and Philly. Side splitters, which i did friday may 31st jonathan's in a gunk with maine saturday june 1st whites of westport westport mass friday june 7th steel stacks bethlehem pennsylvania it's in the foul foul or blast furnace room jesus christ please tell me that they have air conditioning. Saturday, August 10th, Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania. Friday and Saturday, August 16th and 17th, Helium in Philadelphia. Friday, October 18th, the Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, Connecticut.

Friday, November 15th, Cortland Repertory Theater, Cortland, New York. Saturday, November 16th, the Comedy Works, Saratoga Springs. And then back at the Tarrytown Music Hall in Tarrytown, New York on New Year's Eve, which is a killer, killer gig. And don't forget to go to Cameo.com for 90 bucks. I will send you, I will roast one of your friends, people you hate at work, your fat neighbor, somebody. I will say happy birthday. You can be nice. You can be mean, whatever. I will send you a video made in my phone to you, and then you send it to whoever you want to.

I wake up every morning, and I have a pile of them, people loving it. Look, I was pretty good at roasting people. So cameo.com, just click on my profile. I am hungry. Who's hungry? Anybody? Who wants maggot ice cream? cameo.com. Just click on my profile. I am hungry. Who's hungry? Anybody? Who wants maggot ice cream? What? That's right. Maggot ice cream touted as eco-friendly alternative to traditional dairy-made treat.

I'm lactose intolerant, but I'd rather have diarrhea for the next three years, I think, than have a maggot cone. Could I get sprinkles on that? They're already on there. But they're moving. No, those are maggots. Can I get maggots in a waffle cone, please?

Make that a large. I'm not kidding you. Maggot ice cream. Fans of the sweet treat could soon find grubs up in their cornet with fly larvae being touted as high protein. And, yes, so is male semen. I'm not eating that anytime soon. And sustainable alternative to traditional dairy-made frozen product. While interest has been growing in insects as more eco-friendly food source in the West, a South African food maker has gone a step further and used maggots harvested from flies

as a basis for ice cream. That sounds delicious, doesn't it's all natural. As a basis for ice cream. That sounds delicious, doesn't it? Anyway. Delicious. Thank you. Ben and Jerry's fucking maggot cream pie. There it is. That's what it looks.

It looks the same going in it as it does coming out, apparently. Doesn't that look appetizing? Even Charlie Sheen wouldn't eat that. His favorite is the dark chocolate. Remember he used to say that, Haagen-Dazs. I'll eat maggots if I'm stranded on an island or something and I'm starving. I'll pick them off a dead bird's ass. But I got a freezer and shit.

I'm living in 2019. I'm doing pretty good. I got popsicles and fucking Haagen-Dazs in there. What has happened to the world? Operating out of the Cape Town University of Technology. Let's shut that place down today. Gourmet grub processes the larvae of

black soldier flies with other natural ingredients. I'd like to know what those are. Before mixing with flavors such as cocoa and honey and ice cream, they put it in an ice cream making machine. Leah Bessa, head of product development. I wonder if she swallows. Head of product development at Gourmet Grub said, insects are typically environmentally friendly and sustainable to farm because they use very little land, water, and food to grow on. Who gives a shit? She's saying this is going to help stop global warming.

I'm not going to eat ice cream if it's 112 anyways. She says they aren't at risk, they aren't at risk of climate change because you can grow them in a controlled environment. Yeah, your dead dog's neck in an enclosed area so you don't have the effects of drought and all those other things

that are associated with climate change. Oh yeah, let's eat maggots because the planet heated up a half a degree in the last 300. You fucking people are crazy. What are we going to make? What are we going to make? Oh, they have another product, sorbet.

It's baby's head lice mixed with heavy cream. And what's really great is that they produce a lot of protein and fat and minerals by growing on what would typically be considered waste product. So we're picking the flies off shit to make ice cream. You realize Western civilization, I understand some little shitholes in Africa and Haiti. For the love of Christ, we have an ice cream shop every three feet in this country.

They produce a lot of protein and fucking minerals. Here's me after an ice cone of maggots. It's not sitting well, honey. You get the lactose pills. Well, anyways. Gourmet Grub sells its insect ice cream

at a weekly market in Cape Town. There must be three people in line every month. It tastes organic, basically how you'd expect a vegan ice cream to taste. Oh, keep enticing me. Is it as good as the vegan bean steaks? Mmm. I love people who buy this shit and eat this shit, and they brag, I'm a vegan, I'm a vegetarian.

Oh, you're going to outlive me by, what, a year? And spend it in the bathroom, taking a big runny dump because you had a maggot sundae. But the planet's going to burn up. I'm not eating maggots. Yet. Unless you want to call that girl in college. Let's stay on the restaurant news. Did you guys see this footage?

Oh, my God. It made me very, very angry. Restaurant report card visit ends in chaos. This week, Denny's. I think this was in Georgia. I don't know. Lithonia, Georgia. This week, right near where I live, Lithonia.

This week, Denny's on Panola Road in Lithonia scored 52 points and a U for unsatisfactory. It's like every report card I got in elementary school. The health inspector busted them for expired deli meat, flying insects, and, well, give the insects to the ice cream company. The fuck? And raw eggs on bacon and cheese. But these violations pale a comparison to this violation of civility. So this local TV station, they do it every week or whatever.

They go and review a restaurant to make sure it's, you know, everything's clean, all the conditions in the kitchens meet the standards that they're supposed to meet in this country. And the Denny's employees weren't having any of it. So let's take a look at some of these nice people that Denny's hires. They're really doing a good job vetting. You don't have to put the camera on nobody. Y'all can get out of here with that. Y'all can go ahead.

So we're not going to discuss it. They don't want to be in the building. So whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get your hands off me. Get your hands off me. Hey, hey, hey. You guys need to get out. Hey.

Bye. Hey. Bye. Hey. The news is walking in. Come need to get out. Bye. Bye. The news is walking in. Come on now. Guys. Bye. Wow.

Bye. Wow, wow, wow. You guys have no right. You have no right. Listen to this ignorant little scumbag. They have every right, you dummy. Get off your fucking phone. How'd it go, Denny's?

How'd it vet your employees? What do you do? Find the angriest people you can find on the planet and go, you know, these guys be perfect. Once they taste the Grand Slam special and people complain, they'll fucking whack them out. You got no right. You got no fucking right.

You got no right, asshole, working there. We got more footage, right? Check out this broad. I mean, one employees my son right here if you feel me with that camera i'm gonna knock your ass out oh i a bitch my son right here son don't do that if only their kitchen was as hot as the employees, perhaps none of this would have happened.

This is Denny's or a fucking hideout for the Crips. Look at this genius. Yes, we do. Yeah. What are your rights? Do you have a failing health inspection? What are your rights or the haircut? Do you want to talk about the failing health inspection?

Do you want to talk about the failing health inspection? See that? That's assault. Violent. Violent by nature. You don't care? Fucking ignorant. See, huh?

It's their first response when they're fucking called on something. What you're right, you're right. That's Denny's. That's where you're hiding. Not just Denny's, the fucking TSA, Wendy's, every fast food joint. But that kid should be getting minimum wage. We got to bump up minimum wage.

Because he can spend it on the next Jay-Z album. And fucking. Just fucking ignorant. And their first instinct is to get violent. And that woman. She's talking in front of a little kid like that. Oh he has a chance. That poor little kid.

That's his fucking mother. He'll be mugging me in a Denny's parking lot in 10 years yes i eat there i love the grand slam special that with the uh maggot cream butter the cops finally showed up offices confirmed our crew was well within our rights to question the restaurant we were not the ones in the wrong i'm sure these and i guarantee these kids will be working there tomorrow oh denny's put out a statement from their corporate office as they were hiding under their desks we are disappointed by the inappropriate and unacceptable behavior by employees at our restaurant in lethonia georgia earlier this week as a family dining restaurant oh is that what it is the place makes the waffle house look like crisp roofs the fuck

as a family dining house denny expects the highest ethical and personal behavior from our team yeah i can tell by who you hire that's exactly what you expect and we do not tolerate this type of behavior we have spoken to the franchisee at the location, and he has taken immediate action to ensure the restaurant meets our high brand standards and has taken appropriate action with the employee. That's the problem right there. These things get franchised out, right? And it's the same with hotels and stuff. Back in the day when Howard Johnson, you had a problem staying at a Howard Johnson, you had a beef, you go to the front desk, you know who was in the back office running it? Howard Johnson. Now they fucking train anybody who worked for 11 cents and can do monkey fucking

work. And, uh, you know, there's nobody to answer to it. The employees don't give a shit. Uh, with regard to the health inspection grade, we take great pride in providing a high quality experience for our guests. They're talking about it like Sinatra used to hang out there. Oh, we take high quality. You ever look at a fucking Denny's menu? You could lick the menu and get half your meal. I'm like, is that a picture of the sunny side up eggs?

There's actually eggs on my stuck to my uh high quality experience for our guests and that includes both the food we serve and the condition of our restaurants we take local health inspections very seriously apparently not you got a big fat you including the posting of results we have spoken with a franchisee they are taking care of the issues identified and are implementing corrective procedures to ensure this does not reoccur. And I'm sure those procedures will be labeled as racist if these kids do get fired. You got to hire like, I would have all Orthodox Jews working.

They're the most pleasant people. Seriously. but they're the most pleasant people. Seriously. Wouldn't you love to walk into a Denny's or a Wendy's and, hello, how are you? Good. Got the yarmulke, the long beards, and just pleasant people.

They don't, you know, they were my neighbors in L.A. I fucking loved them. They minded their business. I was drunk on the lawn in my underwear. Nobody said shit. They walked by, they were going to church. How are you? Good. I hear Denny the lawn in my underwear. Nobody said shit. They walked by. They were going to church. How are you? Good. I hear Denny's is kosher.

Denny's is kosher. You are correct, sir. I had the... Can't get bacon anywhere. On Wednesdays, they have kosher night or some shit. I don't know, my friends. I don't know. But boy, the tension, huh?

The racial tension and whatnot. Let me take a sip, my friends. I don't know. But boy, the tension, huh? The racial tension and whatnot. Let me take a sip of my coffee. I don't know what to do, folks. I don't know. It's a culture clash. Your country, these are everyday occurrences, you know? It's not, as Bill Hicks said, it's an experiment that's not working. And it really isn't. We're trying our best here. Now, here come a couple of black people who made

me laugh so hard I almost cried. They were in the car. They're just a couple. The guy in the Yankee set does not like Whitey and doesn't hide it. My type of fella. But they eventually they get on to talking about trump but these uh these are a couple of obama voters i'm sure um well they're talking politics in the car and and they're both so goddamn funny this we should be white people should be able to be as candid and honest as this couple here when talking about race it's the only way we're going to solve it, folks. But take a look at one of my favorite couples here. What do you think they should do to Donald Trump? She's laughing.

Race him, motherfucking. I don't know. Donald Trump is a nigga. Let's not get it twisted. Okay. Back in the day. Untwisted they was around us so much

I'm pretty sure they had to have the conversations with us like man what these niggas be talking about who's they eventually some odd nigga ways rubbed off on white people so that's why you think Donald Trump is so gangster right now yeah cause he don't give a fuck

and he's rich and he talk like he don't back down to anyone or anything. Yeah, you know. He keep it real though. He keep it real. The one thing he said, I remember that somebody told me back in the day, if your handshake as a man, if your handshake

is whack, if your handshake ain't firm, let me say that. You ain't got a firm handshake out here in these streets. Right, because what he do, he pulls you to him. And if your whole body can come to him, that mean you's a weak ass nigga. You should be able to stand your ground.

If anybody notice, when you look at Donald Trump shake people's hands, he grab their hand and he pull them towards him and shake. That means that if I can't budge when you do that and I'm still stiff, that means I ain't no weak ass motherfucker, nigga. That means you're 450 pounds and you didn't budge.

Trump tried to shake your hand, lady, and pull his shoulder out of the socket. Oh, my God. So they gave Trump props. and i believe that when he was running i remember i was watching jesse waters on fox when he did those on the street things and they interviewed this young black kid in times square yankees had also uh but he says that's why he goes that's why some black people like trump because he's rich and he doesn't fucking try to hide it and shit he talks trash and it's true it's fucking true but then they went on to bad mouth him i didn't show the resident clip was too long but then they go on to

like start saying fuck trump let me tell you yankees hats is anybody who doesn't have a police record that was a yankees hat other than the team itself. Honest to God. But that is the type of honesty we need when talking about race. But, you know, damn well they voted for Obama and the Democrats. But maybe, maybe Trump can win them over. Come on, African. I can't wait for the next election to see black unemployment at record lows. And I want to see it, you know. I mean, it literally it's literally the strongest economy we've had ever right now.

It's fucking kicking ass. We have super chats. We get any. I'll address those right now, Rich. Justin said, why the hell did you rub and pat my head on Friday? I'm assuming he was at the show. I am too. Because I thought you were a woman.

I was worried on that one. What did he say? I rubbed and did what to him? He said, why the hell did you rub and pat my head on Friday? Rub and pat his head. Boy, I don't know. I had about 12 fireballs and a couple Heinekens. That would make sense.

As long as I didn't rub your ass, and this is a hashtag me too. What was the guy's name? Justin. Oh, good. Jussie. I don't know why. But you're welcome.

I'm sure you enjoyed it. Chris Kaufman Jr. said, we've technically been at war with Iran since 1979. Technically, yeah. And we got out of the Iran treaty deal. So they're fucking, you know, Obama and his morons that he surrounded himself with sent literally a crate, a pallet. How much was on it?

I think it was like a billion dollars. Yeah, almost a billion dollars on a wooden crate. Gee, I'm sure that money went to build school for kids. So, yeah, they're furious about a bunch of shit right now. And Trump pulled us out of the world. It's the worst deal in the history of the planet. And so they're furious. They're always angry anyways because nobody over there fucks.

But another one? Two more. Nico said you need a Patrice on the show, RIP. No, I don't need a Patrice. Can I explain something? I love how Patrice is becoming a god after he passed away. Well, I need somebody like Patrice, but my point being is it's all white males.

We're being blamed for everything. You need me. You don't need Patrice because he would agree with that shit. But he would, I would love for him because I think, I think he would like Trump to an extent. He couldn't go all the way like Kanye West did

and he'd lose street cred. But he loves the honesty of, he would love the honesty of Trump and shit. But no, you need me right now. You don't need a black comic. I'm the one under attack. And Patrice is one of my favorite. I listen to his special in my car around the clock, even now.

And it makes me so sad. I'll think of a good tagline. And he's definitely brilliant. But I'm saying, you need me right now. Look, I'm dark enough almost. Jesus Christ, is this what the Georgia Sun's going to do to me? I got this going to the mailbox. The fuck?

But, yes, we missed the late, great, patria. Just funny as all hell. But you need whitey right now. I'm half white. And then finally, a gentleman bystander says Wu-Tang's lineup looks lit, which could either be the couple in the car or the Denny's. Yeah, I'm confused on that one. I sort of had the, I think it might have been the Denny's thing because that's what I was thinking.

I was like, half the staff look like they're going to be hip-hop stars in a few years. I don't know. And that couple, though, they could be a Woon-Tang. I have all their work. I like their early stuff. They got very commercial. When they stop talking about killing white people, I stop listening. They were groundbreaking.

They have a documentary on the Woon-Tang. Or am I confusing them with NWA? I confuse my favorite bands. Or was it the Monkees? Captain and Tennille? The fuck? I can't remember. But I love that. I love that honesty from that guy. He fucking, I didn't play the whole thing. He expressed how much he hated white. Fuck them. He said fuck crackers about 11 times. And you know, he should be able to. And Farrakhan, buthan is able to say his stupid horse shit they're booting all these conservatives this past weekend who they boot geek remember uh like off uh off uh

you know off youtube and say milo and all these conservatives that have been banned and they throw farrakhan in there that way they can cover their ass and go look we're not just banning that's what they do and people fall for it but i'm saying fair country be able to say all the garbage he wants but so should you know richard spencer whoever the bad guy is in the fucking clan it's called free speech there's no such thing as h there's speech and speech you disagree with so stop with your nonsense you got zuckerberg. You guys should be getting chills up your ass. At the 2020 election, I can't wait to see. Good luck, Trump, because the whole media is against you. The social media, the high tech people, the Facebooks, the Zuckerbergs,

Google, they only control all the information in the world. You got to go up against that, too. So it should be interesting. This is very disappointing to me. These blacks. Who knows where they're going to take the wrong way. Quiet. Red Sox manager, my team, the Red Sox, who, by Red Sox who by the way woke up from their slumber

this weekend we put a fucking hurt on the White Sox like you read about this kid Chavez we got a guy he's been up for about two weeks

his first home run was 441 feet then he hit another one that was 441 this weekend he hit two or three one of them was 459

459 they had him playing second base he's built like a fullback for the fucking cowboys and uh i'm excited i am excited uh but the yankees aren't even healthier they're gonna be scary too uh red sox manager alex corey has decided he will not attend his team's schedule white house visit to celebrate the 2018 World Series title after taking several months to think about it. And I do like Cor, but you're disappointing me here. The Bosox skipper in Puerto Rican native says that he doesn't feel comfortable making the trip after the way the Trump administration handled hurricane relief to his native island. That's disappointing because I really like this guy. Quiet. Quiet like a bitch.

Although the government of the United States has helped, this is Cora talking, there's still a long way to go. That is our reality. I have continually used my voice so that we Puerto Ricans are not forgotten. I have continually used my voice so that we Puerto Ricans are not forgotten. And my absence is not different. Therefore, at this moment, I do not feel comfortable celebrating in the White House. I mean, stop. Will you shut up? Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up. Shut up. We sent 21 billion in aid every year to Pottery,

and they got more than the state of Texas did after that hurricane and stuff. So I don't know what he's talking about. You know who he went on to say, I hate that people make it a political issue, Cora said. This is about human beings. No shit, and we're doing the best we can. You know who made it political? You remember the female mayor

of uh san juan her name was carmen euland cruz remember she was on there whining even if things were getting fixed and stuff and and trump said you're botching it we're sending all the aid was supposed to send but it's being mishandled and sorry trump's been all right i've been right on enough of this stuff alex corora, I love you, man. But he didn't make it political. That's all I'm saying. But they're saying Trump lied about, because it costs like,

Trump said we sent $91 billion. That's what it's actually going to cost to fix it and stuff. And I couldn't find one article, of course it was a Washington Post, they were all saying Trump lied about how much aid was, blah, blah, blah. You're going to tell me we really shorthanded them? I mean, come on now.

We got a super chat over there, fella? What is it? We got, this is Ministry of Sin. He said, go Red Sox. Chavez is the man. New sub. Glad to be here. Cora can sit in the car and sulk.

Yes, he can. Cora should worry more about the back end of that lineup. Get Jackie Bradley Jr. out of there. Cora should worry more about the back end of that lineup. Get Jackie Bradley Jr. out of there. Guy can't hit fucking double-A pitching. I don't care if he's the greatest defensive center fielder I've ever seen, and he really is. This guy's a human highball. But I'd rather take an average.

Give me an average center fielder. I know I'm digressing from the show, but give me an average center fielder with average defense who hits 280 and hits like 20 homers a year. Could you? Jackie Bradley got hot for three months a couple of years ago. He made the all-star team. And then he's hitting 140 right now. Okay?

Get him out of there. Trade him. Somebody will trade you something good for that defense. But I don't know his contract status, and I'm not going to get into that. But, Cora, you should be focused on that. We're still under 500. Never mind the Puerto Rican aid. And you should go to the White House.

It's not about that. Forget about Trump. It's a trip to the White House. That's cool. Mookie Betts isn't going, of course. I could have told you that. Devers. And these are all my favorite players.

Guys, you get a one-in-a-lifetime chance. We don't care if you don't like Trump or his policies. Just don't go there and don't even talk to him. Just wander around while he's yapping, picking up shit on his desk and run outside and fucking another one. Carbonite wrote, Nick, when are you going to perform in Vegas? There's no good comics right now. That puked Bill Maher's headliner for crying out loud. I'm going there and I don't have it up on the website yet.

I want to say November maybe, September or November. My manager just opened up the most beautiful club at the Plaza in Las Vegas. It's a showroom. in Las Vegas. It's a showroom. It looks like 1955 in there with the booths. It's plush and absolutely gorgeous. And my managing is how to run a club.

So it's in the fall, but I will be there. There's no doubt I will be going to Vegas, and I cannot wait to do that room. So that's your answer. Keep an eye on nickdip.com. That day could be up there soon. We just have to do that room. So that's your answer. Keep an eye on nickdip.com. That date could be up there soon. We just have to confirm the money. I have to confirm the money with my own manager. But he's unbelievable, this guy.

So anyways. So yeah, enough already, Alex. Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut! Because I love you. And you're really busting my heart with this whining and dog shit and whatnot. Finally tonight here on Meet the Press, first female Captain Marvel

was black, and this petition wants Brie Larson to be replaced. I guess she was she got the role as the new Deke. You're into this type of shit, right? I, as a kid, wasn't into comics. Again,

I was a very, very weird kid. I, I like cute little girls and sports. I, I don't know what was wrong with me. I should have been playing

Dungeons and Dragons and fucking, you know. But, um, isn't this arguing about this? They say it should be a black woman playing the role.

Isn't this arguing like whether Santa Claus is black or white? No? The petition's goal is 9,000 signatures, and already, as of this writing, over 8,000 supporters have signed on. We need Brie Larson to step down from her role to prove she is an ally of social justice and ensure a gay woman of color plays the role maybe she's not a justice warrior maybe she agrees with some of your shit maybe she doesn't you fucking fascist

agree with us or not work that's the fucking what it's funny because she actually is a social justice we're like crazy she is oh yeah huge and and And so you think they have a point here? She's being hypocritical? No, I think that she's... They think of it as she's not good enough, which makes no sense to me because she's way more SJW than the rest of them, of that Avengers cast.

You say they think she's not good enough. They're saying she's not being enough of a social justice warrior. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I think it goes on to say that. Let Monica, the original female in Black Captain Marvel... Who the fuck's Monica?

That chick. She was on Friends. I know. She's a black chick. Is that her? I thought that was Dave Chappelle in high school. I'm sorry. I go with the blonde with the hot tits. Let Monica, the original female in Black Captor Marvel, instead of whitewashing characters for the benefit of the straight white men running Disney.

Oh, my aching stem. Somebody help me. You need to shut the fuck up. They attack the people, the hands that feed them, the social justice work. Disney is the most politically, they export more political correctness. I blame them more than any company. What did I say? Good, we're on the internet. Let it fly.

Company, I started. Freudian slip. They have done more for people. They're the reasons you watch TV and movies. You think the racial breakdown is 70-30 black to white. They have done more for people. They're the reasons you watch TV and movies. You think the racial breakdown is 70-30 black to white and this kind. They have done more. They're pussy cartoons

where, you know, everybody's represented and you're shitting on them. They've done more. But again, don't forget they're business men at the end of the day. And they're going to go with a big box office name. Not that Brie Larson is. But I guess she's being a... They're saying she's being a bit of a hypocrite.

So I'm – You need to shut the fuck up. Benefiting the straight white man. Oh, my aching stem. First of all, people who do Marvel comics and movies, most of the white guys involved in that aren't straight. Am I right, Dick? Say something. For fuck's, Dick? Say something. For fuck's sake, spit it out.

What I don't understand is the original Ms. Marvel who Captain Marvel is based off of from the comics, like in the 60s, is white. Hold on, though. So it used to be a guy. Well, Captain Marvel is a guy

and Ms. Marvel is who they made this Captain Marvel based on. When did Ms. Marvel come along? 1967, per the internet. That early? Mm-hmm. Maybe they have a point. I want a Black Broad.

I love Pam Grier, by the way. What was the Tarantino movie? Jackie Brown. She is. She got something special. I mean, I'd like to see her in every role like this you know but don't say it's benefiting the fucking old crusty white guy jesus christ give us a break will you to back up their argument that larson is all talk the petitioners also criticize the oscar winner

for her charitable giving or lack of she hasn't donated money to any charity other than the motion picture and television fund foundation yeah they butter her bread and it's time for her to uh show or lack of. She hasn't donated money to any charity other than the Motion Picture and Television Fund Foundation. Yeah, they butter her bread. And it's time for her to show she's not all talk. The Monica referred to in the petition is the character Monica Rambeau. Oh, for Christ's sake. Created

by Marvel Comics back in 1982, it says. Anyways, based on the mighty Pam Grier, who was excellent, by the way. That's my choice. Either her or Esther Rohl, but I think she passed away. The mother on good times. All right, I've got to wrap it up real quick here, folks.

You guys just gave me the two minutes, but it says four minutes left on the clock. Huh? What? Jason, come on. Well, that clock's wrong then. Is it? Rich? Anyways. Okay, come on. Well, that clock's wrong then. Is it rich? Anyways. OK, folks, in a couple of minutes. The debut of a breath of fresh air. We were I worked on this really hard. It touches on everything from hashtag me to to Cosby, Jesse Smollett.

And, you know, I worked on for a couple years so again if you're if you're fans of free speech comedy okay and you're tired of this pc shit which a lot of people are even some left-wingers i know say it under the breath what's happened to comedy uh you won't see me shitting on trump okay i go after everybody but uh it's a killer special thanks to my manager tommy nicky shot up at Cohoes Hall. It's, again, if you're for free speech and unadulterated comedy, that's what this country is about. I had a few people that I texted, comedian friends, all of them except one, put the trailer on their Twitter site. And I don't want to say who the one is, but it was very disappointing. She's very famous and very rich.

But I understand, but I don't want to say who the one is, but it was very disappointing. She's very famous and very rich. But I understand, but I don't understand. Because this transcends. This transcends politics. It's about free speech. It's not about whether one comedian's politics disagrees with other comedians. This is for all of us, Miss Catherine Deneuve. Just pulled out a name there. It's bigger than that.

So this is going to ruffle a lot of feathers, and you're going to read a lot of bad reviews because all the critics, 90% of them are gay, and they hate me the minute I come on stage. And so you can get this at Nick, stay at nickdip.com or go to my YouTube channel. Am I forgetting anything, fellas? So it's coming up.

We're going to end it by playing the trailer. Here's the trailer for it and we'll talk to you guys on Patreon. By the way, the shows are all... I'll see you tomorrow, whether you're on Patreon or not. They're all free this week, but please check out this special. If you lean right in your

politics, people on the left say when you use the word globalist, that's code for Jew. Now they're telling me what my words fucking mean. Although they might have a point. I was trying to sell my car the other day. This guy was really globling me down. The other reason Barney lost other than it was rigged. He could not get

the black vote. I kept emailing him, change your first name to Colonel. Right in front of you. Religious people take it too far, though. This is why people start to hate religious people. I'm watching a story in the news the other night. A young girl's behind the wheel driving.

She looks down at her phone and drifts into oncoming traffic, was killed by an 18-wheel truck instantly. Her mother's on the news that night going, God called her home today. Well, if you look at the accident report, he texted her, number one. And number two, I mean, what kind of religion

kills people with trucks, right? I mean, that's right, Islam. That's right. If you don't like that joke, you're dead inside or you're a liberal. Either way. We'll see you next time.