The Nick DiPaolo Show - A Weekend of Fake Nazis | Nick Di Paolo Show #1245

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

Boosters Are Killing… Leftist Fascists Showing Face... More Extremes Going at It… NC City Police Quit… Boxer Smashes Troll... Rage Against the Band…

Hello. burden of human interaction, our show has something for everyone. Listen to new episodes of My Favorite Murder one week early on Amazon Music. Download the free Amazon Music app and listen today. Thank you. Where's Nick? Hi. Hi. That's a tribute to my late great friend, Greg Zook. You know, the cop buddy that passed away back in February. He used to be like 350 pounds. 6'2", 350.

He'd pull up and go, hi, in a girl's voice. It was the funniest fucking visual. Ah, dude, where are you? Anyways, what a year. I guess it should only be fair that I've been popping off about the Red Sox to point out, what the

fuck? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They could beat 28 to 3 by the Blue Jays. They've lost five in a row. I'm not making excuses, but J.D. Martinez is out Trevor Story is out Devers is out you know we lost Chris it looked like most of the outfield and the infield was AAA almost but that's not a fucking excuse

everybody goes through this and the pitch my DVR I have Comcast my brother told me they're the worst my brother remember that's how he made his living time on a cable became a big shot my DVR, I have Comcast. My brother told me they're the worst. My brother, remember, that's how he made his living. Time on a cable became a big shot. He goes, they're the fuck, when I moved on, they are the worst. And I'm like, how bad can a cable, fucking, if I fart, the fucking thing goes up. I look at the router the wrong way. So the fucking thing keeps blacking

out. I'm trying to watch the replay of the socks. I don't watch anything in real time, folks, okay? I don't know how you can do that anymore. You have to be psychotic to sit through seven minutes of commercials. So I'm trying to watch the Sox. The first few innings, all of a sudden the thing freezes on me. It's 3-0 Blue Jays. And I'm fucking with it and fucking with it for like 20 minutes. And I go, fuck it.

I go watch something else for a few minutes, come back, unfreezes and it says 18-3 and I said oh so I go oh it must have fast forward to the end they got blown out then I look up it says fourth inning fourth or fifth inning I was like I was like this what no That's a misprint. And then maybe God didn't want me to witness this abortion. And then they should, then I watch the highlights later, like an ESPN, pop up, three guys looking at it, like lands between them. This kid, Jaron Duran, who's got to be great. He's faster than anybody in the league and he can hit the ball. Fly ball, center field. He comes in. He's like this. He loses it. You know, it was getting dark, so the sky's kind of, you know, it happens, but not, I've never seen it happen like this. Base is loaded. He's like this. Nobody's helping him. It was almost like a scene from Naked Gun. He's like

this, right? All of a sudden, you see the ball land behind him. I don't mean five feet. I mean 30 yards, like at the base of the wall. And then he turns around and stares at it and waits for Vodou. Meanwhile, they're rounding the bases. Guy has an inside the park grand slam. And it only got worse from there. They were throwing the ball around like a Little League team. It was, and then they get swept.

They've given up. It was the worst. First of all, the worst beating the Sox have taken in their history. That goes back to 1758, fucking AD. Anyways, I just thought I'd point out, oof. So trading deadlines coming up. I hope they sell a lot of fucking... I love the moves and shit. JD, we got everything out of you we could.

I think you passed your... But God bless you. You were one of the best Red Sox for four years, but I think you... I think you... I can't watch you swing any more pitches in the dirt like a fucking girl. Bogarts, I can't believe we're going to get rid of him.

I think we are. All right, let's get on with the fucking... I could talk about this shit all... Maybe I should be doing sports. This is fucking ridiculous. Let's talk... It's the only thing I give a shit about anymore. I'm old.

Oh, by the way, I almost tore a hamstring bending down to get something out of the oven. How much of a twat can you be? Hey, guys, I've just added a few tour dates before I get into this. West Palm Beach, Florida, and Tampa. To get tickets to these and all my live shows, go to nickdip.com.

Hope to see you out there. It's a lot of fun. First story, killer boosters. Yeah, I noticed I didn't see this anywhere else. Will physicians ever speak out, or will they continue to shrug their shoulders and refuse to look at the data showing that these vaccinations

are in the biggest scandal in medical history. Three doctors died within a week. Same hospital, right? Wasn't it the same hospital? Yeah, same organization. Of course, if you ask any questions. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. That's all you're going to hear.

We are past the point of being able to shrug our shoulders and say, that's strange, to ourselves, and walk on. A doctor said, Brian Lenski's. Is this from the first doctor? Yeah, this is his. Oh, this is about the three doctors. Please share. Three physicians at the Mrs. Squaw, whatever,

Dead Indian Hospital, have died this week. First memo Monday, second on Tuesday, third Thursday. Cause of death, guess what, wasn't shared in the memo. But how many times have three doctors died in one week,

days after the hospital administering their fourth shot to the staff? Fourth. Fourth! I'm telling you, Bill Gates is behind all this. I swear on my mother, not just him, the fucking world, Fourth. more coincidences will people accept? These shots need to be pulled. Yeah. And nobody knows what's going on. I'm going to find out what the hell happens here.

Here's a memo from Dr. One. This guy's dead, right? Yep. It's about it. It is with great sadness that we share the news of Dr. Jacob Sawicki passing. Dr. Sawicki completed his training at the Credit Valley Family Medicine Teaching Unit 2013, has been a member of the surgical assistant team at Trillium Health Partners since 2014. After completing the program, Dr. Sawicki continued to be involved in teaching family medicine residents at THP following his graduation. Dr. Sawicki developed a passion for pain medicine

and went on to conduct research in this area. He also became the medical director of pain medicine clinics within the region. Three. Okay, is somebody going to, was it mentioned? You guys wouldn't know either because you don't watch the shit news. I'm sure you're not glued to CNN or New York Times. And here's the second doctor, also young. All right.

And here's the third one, also young. Look at this. All right. Three in a week from the same team. They got to be, the family's got to be on the phone with lawyers. You're going to see this again 10 years from now. You'll be laying on the couch one in the morning. Were you practicing medicine at the Trillium Health Partners between the years of 2020 and 2022?

What we're witnessing is the documentary that's going to be about it all in about a decade or so. Of course. It always comes out after. By then, we're already fucking finished. I don't know what to say, folks. Dates of death, July 17th, 18th, and 20th. Can you fucking look at how close together the dates are? All three died in a three-day period just days after they gave the fourth shot. That's like your company killing you.

All the young doctors, you can see from their pictures, all three at Trillium Health in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. You've got to be kidding me. If that's a fact, me am i lying no mention of the vaccination date or cause of death just bad luck or related to the vaccine what do you think it's a sick question you're a sick fuck and i'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. This is all fucking outrageous, man. I can't. And somebody I know, a friend of mine,

who I'm surprised because he, like me, doesn't trust the government, got the frigging shot. The first couple that can't, whatever. And I still can't believe it. Don't forget, this show's not funny right now I know it's fucking Monday I'm gonna go do something else for a living fucking become a skydiver

does that pay anything? stupid let's move on it's Bill Gates and the rest of them okay it's the environmentalists who think literally the planet is in danger and it's in danger because there's too many people

okay Bill Gates' dad was saying it years ago you understand all these guys monarch thinking they call it monarch training um that's who's behind all this shit world economic forum fucking schwab klaus klaus von german face anyways um speaking of leftist fascist scum, the second day of Turning Point USA's Student Action Summit brought neo-Nazis to downtown Tampa Convention Center. The extremist groups arrived after more than 100 protesters marched from Lykes Gaslight Square Park to the convention center to speak out against recent actions by the Supreme Court,

which always means there are going to be some hot broads there, especially overturning Roe Way. Of course, what else? Creative loafing Tampa Bay photographer Dave Decker caught photos of the neo-Nazis waving swastika flags, along with flags that read DeSantis country. Okay. You know what they're doing, right? You get it folks? Boy, they're not even original with their fucking, you know, really Nazi flag. So what they're doing is, is they're pretending to be part of turning pink USA. If you don't know what that is, But what they're doing is they're pretending to be part of Turning Point USA. If you don't know what that is, that's a guy who started this movement among college campuses.

And it's growing. It's an organization to push back against left-wing academia and shit. And they give speeches all over the country. Gutfeld went down there with Kat and a bunch of other people. I think maybe Trump this weekend went down there. But these assholes show up pretending to be part of Turning Point USA, like college-age kids, but with, you know, a swastika, thinking you're going to watch TV, and some lefty douchebag will, and go, look it, they're DeSantis fans, and they're for Nazis.

If you can fall for that, you deserve to be fucking taken advantage of. It's the stupidest. And then they just went away because there was a handful of them. It's just, remember they did it to Glenn Youngking when he was running the Lincoln Project, those five jerk-offs that

have been on TV forever. I can't even remember their max boot or whatever. They tried to do the same thing. How'd that work out? See, I tell you. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. The group distributed flyers, one of which said,

every single aspect of abortion is Jewish. Oh, Jesus. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. I think they meant to say circumcision. That we give them credit for every every aspect of abortion is jewish what do they invent coat hangers i don't get it well they do have the garment district so they have access to a lot of them oh that goes in um Nick, that's horrible.

I don't even get it, how they can blame it on the Jews. Margaret Sanger, maybe? I don't know. The flyers say they were distributed by the Goyim Defense League. Is that a real thing? It is. Goyim. Goyim means not Jewish.

We're Goyim to Jewish people, I believe. Goyim. Goyim means not Jewish. We're Goyim to Jewish people, I believe. Which the Anti-Defamation League describes as an extremist terrorist organization that was responsible for at least 74 anti-Semitic propaganda incidents in 2021. By the way, who just said that about them? ACLU. They call the Boy Scouts a hate group, the Catholic Church, this show. So they're right ones. You know what I'm saying? Turning Point spokesperson Andrew Colvett told CL that Turning Point USA had no idea who the Nazi groups were or why they turned up outside the convention. They have nothing to do with TPUSA, our event, or our students. Our students took the mature route and vacated the

space the neo-Nazi flag holders were in. Once that happened, they left, Colbert said, adding that Turning Point USA students also argued with Nazis before disengaging. You want to check out who makes up these fake Nazi groups that are trying to fool you into thinking they're Republicans? First of all, just by look,

you can't judge a book by its cover. Tell me if any of these people look like friggin' Republicans. Holy shit. Why would you bring your children to something like this are these your kids axel rose why did you bring your kids to this why the hell are you at this why am i at this why do you have your kids why are you why are creepy men approaching my children? Creepy men.

Look at this sign, bro. That is fucking disgusting. Look at this. That little girl's carrying a sign that says something about take the dick of the patriarchy and fuck your face with it, which is perfect. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face! That's what it said on the thing. Something about the patriarchy

and beat whatever the fuck. Beautiful. Once again, unattractive women at the core of every disruption. Just hateful, shrill, and it's all about them being unattractive and not fitting in, then they join groups together in armbands.

And this is what, is there any more? They're beautiful people. I want to jerk off. It's all right. Reporter at Taylor USA confronted a mother who brought her children to the protest. We just saw this. Now, here's a nice. First of all, one of her kids is seen holding a dinosaur sign. This is the protests. We just saw this. Now, here's a nice... First of all, one of our

kids is seen holding a dinosaur sign. This is the words. Stab the patriarchy in the face with its own dick. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face. Now, here's another attractive woman who couldn't get laid in a men's prison in Turkey. The face of a fucking mud hole. Listen to her beautiful voice. What was that? What's that? You are the fascist. You are the fascist.

You're shutting me down. You're the fascist. Fascist. Look at all these fucking freaks. No, I'm not going anywhere. This is our event. Watch this. Okay, so you're going to tell us to leave? Well, because we are taking this space, so we need to...

This is our event. I'm talking about... I get it, but... So you're not going to tell me what I can or cannot do on this property? I'm just letting you know that... Or else what? What are you going to do? I'm not going to do anything. Okay, then get out of the way Baby killers! Baby killers!

What's that? What'd you say? I don't want to have sex with you You pervert Look at these mutts I thought it was a Westminster Kennel show Look at these unfuckables. They should do a show, the unfuckables. Oh, my God.

How about the trans guy? I'm a trans man. Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you. Another one. And don't, and I will, to the day I'm dying, I've been saying it since I before I was even following politics

they're just angry at the guy who made them or the girl whatever you want to say I'm guessing God might be a dyke look at the face on this

icky dicky do anyways very angry very angry my vagina's angry oh it sure is. It is. It's pissed off.

Because it's connected to that face. And it's very lonely. Lonely is the night when you find yourself alone. And the demons come to light. And here we've got Alex Stein. Oh, we've got another one. Here's my boy Alex Stein. He's part of Turning Point USA.

Mixing it up. He gets right in the mix here. Watch this crazy bastard. He stayed in there for like 10 minutes. Baby killer! Oh, baby killer! Oh, what are you going to do? He stayed in there for like 10 minutes. What are you going to do, baby killer? Oh, did you hear the screaming? When they're just confronted with somebody who thinks differently?

You are the problem left. Oh, my God. Angry, angry, angry, angry. It was a good weekend for fake Nazis, by the way. I'm going on to one more, but before I do that, this show is entirely supported by you listeners. It's like, what's the, not NPRPR, what's the, the TV, public broadcasting. Oh, PBS.

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you can contribute at nickdip.com and I'll read your name on the show thank you guys again in advance for being such nice people what a drag it is getting old. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. Three people were arrested in Boston. Boston, my city.

Oh, my God, what happened? A group of masked white supremacists, I'm sure, sure, classed with counter-protesters at a drag queen story time event for kids on Saturday. This is a libs eating libs story, folks. Ain't it? I mean, I don't know what a drag queen's. I'm guessing a kind of liberal. I'll go out on that branch. Anyways, the white supremacists show up, but they're not really white supremacists. They're far,

far left. That's another thing. People don't realize that Nazis are actually, it stood for national socialists, whatever the fuck. So, it's libs eating libs. White power, one, two, three, four! Ha ha ha ha!

Um, check out, again, this looks, they look like, this guy looks like he'd be Antifa or whatever the fuck. Right? But he's not because, here you go. Police quickly converged on the area. In the end, they made three arrests. Great reporter.

She's like, it's too hot out. Let's get out of here. These aren't even real Nazis. Okay? Once again, pretending to be somebody they're not. One of the three arrested for disturbing the peace was reportedly the leader of the Nationalist Social Club, or NSC 131.

See, those aren't right-wingers. Okay? They're not. Which is categorized as a New England. That's how confused they are in stupid New England. And it really is stupid politically. It's where I grew up and I loved it and shit, but I don't recognize the politics there anymore.

Because, you know, it's been infiltrated by fucking Bernie Sanders and that half a fag in Connecticut, Senator Blumenthal, and all these creeps, Liz Warren. It's a New England-based neo-Nazi group. Oh, and that's how they're categorized by the Anti-Defamation League.

Again, fucking... The other two arrested were apparently counter-protesters who clashed with 131 members in the Jamaica Plain neighborhood on Saturday afternoon. The protests began outside an event at Loring Greenhouse Houses with videos showing members of NSC 131 chanting and holding a banner that said, Peto scum or pedo scum off our streets. That's short for pedophile, folks. I know I'm on the list. Of the protest, members wore hats, sunglasses, and masks. Wow.

Emblazoned with 131, according to the videos. And there's a guy there reading to kids. And the name of this book is... You ever seen a grown man naked? Look at this chooch. What's that, black lipstick? Okay. Do you remember when the gay people said...

I mean, the conservatives in the back in the 50s said, but they're coming for our children. And everybody laughed at them. Guess what? Oh, Nick, quit it. You're a Neanderthal. Yeah, suck my dick. Spit it in your mother's face.

We are prepared and will not be intimidated in our work to make Boston a city for everyone. Mayor Michelle... Boston is a parody of political... This is the mayor. Mayor Michelle Wu said in a statement provided to the Boston Herald,

we remain ready for city-wide deployment of extra public safety. Resources with a zero tolerance. When you hear zero tolerance and it's coming out of an Asian person, Chinese, zero tolerance and it's coming out of an Asian person, Chinese, zero tolerance.

Sounds a lot like communist China. That's what that means. Zero tolerance approach to any groups looking for or to intimidate or harass residents in our city. Really, Michelle? Can you imagine? I don't believe she was elected either. I'm sorry. I don't believe in any of this shit. The whole world now looks like a fucking college city brochure.

A city college, I should say. Boy, it's Monday and I suck. Anyway. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich! Shut me off guard here. And I shut up and make me a sandwich story. An entire North Carolina police force has quit in protest at the town's newly hired progressively responsible town manager,

who the police chief said created a hostile work environment uh show who she is and i know he's telling the truth a thousand percent there she is another black woman kept down in a racist country you know damn well what happened she came in there with her woke politics and shit and is not you i can tell she doesn't like cops. She has no business being there. I don't give a fuck if she was a cop. Came in with her woke horse shit, putting these guys at risk. So the whole fucking,

it was only like five guys, but they all quit. That's it. You don't even have to know. I just told you the story. Okay? They're not going to let this jerk off ruin their fucking lives.

Don't you ever try to fuck me. Kenley Police Chief Josh Gibson made the shocking announcement in a Facebook post on Thursday saying the assistant town manager and a key clerk had joined him and his five officers in quitting in protest. I have put in my two weeks notice, along with the whole police department. He wrote on the force he has served for 21 years.

They have had enough of this shit. Take this job and shove it. The new manager has created an environment. I do not feel we can perform our duties and services to the community, he wrote, of Justine Jones, who took up the position. And again, I'm sure who was appointed. She looks dumb. No, it's got nothing to do with skin color. Just look at her eyes.

She looks puzzled. Why is she wearing a fake tuxedo? Yeah, that's chalk. That's chalk around the lapels. You're right. That's just what it is, folks. My late great buddy Zook was a cop for 33 years in Miami. Watch

women of color come in, not even close to being qualified. Jump right over him and everybody else. Remember the San Francisco Fire Department? Same thing. They actually sued. I don San Francisco fire department, same thing. They actually sued. I don't even remember how it turned out. It's, it's, you're in the middle of a fucking cultural revolution. That's all I'm telling you. Um, yeah, he wrote about Justine

Jones who took up position early, uh, last month. He made it official with a formal letter of resignation to Jones herself, according, uh according to a copy obtained by WRAL, noting that he was the longest-running chief in the area. He said he felt his force had recently made substantial progress in dealing with unspecified ups and downs. You know what that meant? It's like when Obama came in. We were actually getting our shit together race-wise.

Cops will tell you that across the country. That guy Tatum, that black cop we always show from Oakland, I remember watching a clip about him say, it was actually getting better and shit. And then, you know, Obama came in with his fucking Marxist horse shit, and neither the Post nor his letter spelled out specific grievances. Of course not.

Then he'd be arrested for being a guy. They'd be knocking on his door saying you're a racist bigot. We're that close to it. His letter spelled out no specific grievance the officer had against Jones. However, the exiting police chief told WRAL he would consider staying if Jones was dismissed. I'm staying right here. What does that tell you? You think there'll be a follow-up story exactly what they're so upset about? Of course not. It's happening to police departments all over the place.

She probably insisted that they all have a female partner and that type of shit. You know what I mean? And like Dallas had a good point, I would like to see police departments across the nation. You could do it. It's that infested with woke horse shit. And there's just enough old guys left, black and white cops, who have had enough of this shit. They're retiring in droves in New York. You saw that.

A couple hundred this year and shit, which is very dangerous to society. So if you're going to do that on a national level, to make a point, just have a contingency plan. That's all I'm saying. And because the word will get out of the streets. It already is. They don't respond to anything, man. I can't wait to see what's next. I want to read more about Miss Jones.

Whitey hater. Nick, how can you say that? You don't shut it. How can she say I'm the problem? I'm an old white guy. Hey, make sure to grab an official Nick DiPaolo scrota. What? You look good.

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Let me take a sip of my urine like Edie Amin used to. Made eggplant meatballs, folks. I know we've been teasing you about cooking segments here. Oh, my God. Fucking A. I don't know if I'm going to ever eat a meat meatball again. Make them just like meat meatballs. Oh, my God.

Crusty and like fucking eggplant-y on the inside. Soft as your mother's titsies. What else did I make? Come on. Oh, I know what else I made. My wife mad. Anyways. Twitter troll smacked in the face.

What? It takes a specific ounce of stupidity, that makes no sense, to trash talk a professional boxer without facing the consequences. Well, we saw that guy, we saw that drunk guy taunting Mike Tyson on a plane. Can you imagine? That guy that should have, that's like going up to a lion, sleeping and pissing in his face. In fact, it was recently reported the IBF flyweight champion, Sonny Edwards, I didn't realize who he was because I watch UFC, recently beat up a Twitter troll.

Did you hear that? He beat up a troll on Twitter. Come on, baby. Twitter user FabTanga, that's short for Fabulous Tang, had bombarded Edwards with a series of tweets the past few days asking for a fight. You know what's going on? First of all, this kid wants his 15 minutes of fame. But who's the guy, Dallas, who's the fucking Jake? What's his name? jake he fights everybody he's an online influencer but he's a big fuck and he fights on tv you know i'm talking about blonde kid god my memory you guys know at home anyway in fact this guy he even spent 110 pounds that's 132 bucks on a train a train ticket from London to Sheffield.

Notably, Edwards Gym is located in Sheffield. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. So I guess they've been going back and forth and mouthing off to each other. Here's the fighter. Here's the champ in his car. No, this is the... Oh, this is the...

This is the Twitter. This is the twitter this is the this is the troll kid are you sure he's the one who came up with helmet oh damn it go ahead i'm on the way right now do not go anywhere from british or tangy a little fucking helmet that's the fighter yeah you're right no it. No, it is, it is, it is. It is, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The accent. Well, they all have accents.

Sheffield. He called the kid a helmet, which I'm guessing means dickhead, which I'm going to use for now. Fucking helmet. A helmet, yeah. So he says don't go anywhere. He's going to give the guy a fucking, a real beating.

Meanwhile, Edwards drove to his gym after he got to know that Tenga actually showed up. He said, I'm on the way right now. Don't go anywhere, you little fucking helmet. Okay, so here's the kid in blue who's the kid in blue with his back to you, I think, is the asshole Twitter guy, right? Okay, here he is in with the champ. Yeah, you're funny. Fuck you. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.

There was more. I didn't show all of it, but the champ kept smacking his gloves together, like fake punching him. This kid was like... And, you know, he got what he deserved. I have a big mouth! And it got shut. Um, the guy went easy on him too.

I mean, he could have fucking unloaded. You better knock the fuck out, man! Did you see how his chin was just out there for the taking when he threw that left? And this guy could have taken, I believe he could have taken his head off. But this is cool. This is how it should be. You know? The whole thing. What's funny is the Twitter generation,

you know, the whole fucking, they don't have any of that in them, usually. Jake Paul. Jake Paul. That's his name. And he's got a brother. And Jake Paul fought. Remember, we showed clips on this show.

I don't know if you were the producer or not. Fighting like some retired defensive back. It's somebody from the NBA, from the Knicks, and he knocked the fucking guy out. And he fights like big names and shit. And then we showed a clip, I know you were here, I think, on this one, when they were on Mike Tyson's show. And he goes, no, I like Jake Paul.

And none of the brothers hanging out, Mike goes, could you beat him? Oh, fuck yeah, I'd fucking kill him. I'd fucking rip a cat off. But he's like a tough guy for, you know, internet. Anyhow, nobody deserves to be smacked around more than those fucking...

Twitter exposed the lack of character in the average person. People, I mean, just criticize. They don't do anything. They lay on their beds and just criticize people. And I don't know. It creates a lot of anger.

Finally tonight, I think. Yeah? That's going to be it. That's it? This is the last one. Oh, this is the last one. Can you tell it's Monday? It's like I'm doing somebody else's show.

This is the last one. Oh, this is the last one. Can you tell it's Monday? It's like I'm doing somebody else's show. Is it the top of the hour or the bottom when I have a hard out? I used to get thrown into radio situations. The one I regret the most is Laura Ingraham, who I like. And I got a call out of the blue, this was years ago, to fill in for her, like on a Friday.

I hadn't been on radio in years, though. You know what I mean? But of course I said yes. And did it. Never heard from that lady again, so I don't think she liked it. I had Noam on, the guy that owns a comedy cellar. And I swear to God, we went to break. And the producers are still listening. Like, they're out in

wherever, Washington, D.C. And Noam says something about, you know, Laura being an asshole. I'm like, I don't think that helped the situation. And I came out,

I came out real hard at the top of the show saying, men, you know, I'm so sick of this. Women can do anything men can do. Which, you know, Laura's a conservative,

but she's still a feminist. I don't think any of that sat well. But Laura, if you see the show, which I know you won't, have me back in. Watching. She has this guy on who looks like Pee Wee Herman. He's about as funny as baby cancer. Anyways, final story.

Rage Against the Band. You guys all know Rage Against the Machine. They stand for everything I fucking hate. Tom Morello is the guitarist, the lead guitarist, who I like, by the way. I mean, I hate everything. It's politics, obviously, but... I saw him introducing Kiss into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

He praised him for like 20 minutes, which is funny to me, because Kiss is the most corporate band, whatever. They're sort of part of the machine that he Hall of Fame. He praised him for like 20 minutes, which is funny to me because Kiss is the most corporate band, whatever. They're sort of part of the machine that he hates. Whatever. Anyways.

He was accidentally this weekend tackled by a security guard who was chasing a fan that rushed the stage during a Toronto concert. Let me explain it to you before we put the clip up. You're going to look at the stage. He's going to be down on the lower during a Toronto concert. Let me explain it to you before we put the clip up. You're going to look at the stage.

He's going to be down on the lower right-hand corner. Some fan's going to jump on, and the security guard's going to tackle Tom off the stage. I don't know if he's trying to save him, or I don't know. What the fuck? But Morello and the band were playing their final song, Killing in the Name, when a fan in a red shirt jumped onto the stage, according to video put online. In the video, a security guard can be seen chasing after the fan,

but accidentally tackles Morello. Was it an accident? Who falls off the stage, which is fucking pretty funny. Probably not a young man. As the fan jumps down and tries to escape back into the crowd other security guards then grab the hold of the fan before he can actually escape here's the video again down on the right hand corner kind of up the stage the left ankle you know what i'm saying go ahead i can't fucking talk today

here we go I can't fucking talk today. Here we go. Quite a catchy tune. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Watch Tom get up up. Hold up. Hold up.

Watch Tom get up on the speaker and raise his arms. Yeah! Oh, for shit. What the fuck? I don't understand. I mean, he tackled Morello, the security guy, like Morello was the president being shot at. Do you know what I mean? That's how you protect the guy. You tackle him.

But that fan wasn't, well, who knows? I think he's doing it out of safety. Again, it'd be nice if they followed up and asked questions like this after the event. Real journalism going on. But look at all the people that rage against the machine. Isn't that funny? And I say look at all the people that rage against the machine. Isn't that funny?

And I say, where's the right wing rage against the machine? People go, linen skin it. They're all dead. But anyways, that was fucking

pretty odd. Morello quickly got back up, pumped his arms like he was Rocky, who let out a raucous jab at the guitarist. Then he looked at the kid who tried to attack him and he said, I'll go home and get your fucking shine box. It didn't appear as though Morello was injured.

He's no spring chicken, this guy. He's been around a long time. Injured as the band restarted the song to close out the show. Earlier this month, the band returned to the stage for the first time in 11 years. Apparently, they were tired of raging against the machine. It just won't go away. And they railed against the Supreme Court's decision to over. See, really, do you have a fucking dog in the fight on that one, Tom and Guy?

What do you give a fuck? See, just anything that's not their part, it doesn't fit their narrative. And so they were pissed about the Supreme Court decision over turning Roe versus Wade, which makes sense because a lot of lefty guys do have pussies. What? You're out of order. You're out of order the whole trial is out of order anyways that's enough for today tomorrow my guest will be Sugar Ray Robinson we dug him up

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