The Nick DiPaolo Show - Alex Stein | Nick Di Paolo Show #1471

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

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🎵 I tried. I did the best I could. What about me? What am I supposed to do? Welcome on a Monday. Hope you had a great weekend, everybody. How you doing? Okay, What am I supposed to do? in the business. I've had a few fans come up to me and go, that's why I like your comedy, your shitster. And I Googled it. Sure enough, there's a picture of me and this guy making out. What? My guest today is host of Primetime on the Blaze, has a huge YouTube following, obviously. You know him, you love him. You've seen him all over, like I said, the internet. He's got balls of steel. Here's a little clip of what Alex Stein does right here. Take a fan. You know who I'm being, Marsha. Get off of me. What are you doing? Okay.

Welcome, Alex Stein. Alex, welcome to the show. Thanks for doing this once again. First of all, you look tremendous. Are you working for a law firm now? Yeah, well, I'm in Kanye West's bunker right now in Los Angeles, California. Yeah, we're working on ways to win his 2024 presidential campaign. No, seriously, we're just laughing.

Stellar intro. That was too nice. I'm telling you, it it feels surreal i'm not here to kiss your ass excuse my french but it feels very surreal talking to a legend like yourself i mean you david tell you guys are one of the few comedians that are the comedians comedian i mean it's it's uh like i said it does feel surreal talking to you so thank you for having me on well man that's uh that's i i appreciate that. It makes me feel good and bad because it means I'll be 106 on Thursday, but, uh, uh, are you really, where are you? No, I'm really at the place. I'm in front of a green screen. I don't even have my normal backdrop. So this is just

your backdrops, but, uh, no, seriously, Nick, what we just saw in that clip was nothing compared to the scenes that happened after Marshawn Lynch. I went up to him and listen, you know, say what you will. I'm an annoying, I'm kind of a jerk and I'm whipping out my phone, but he's walking. So is he. That's what I'm saying. This guy, did you, have you seen really what we should have pulled up, Nick? We need to pull up clips from his new movie called Bottoms. So listen, a guy like you who's worked his whole life, you know, has very little rub from Hollywood. Marshawn Lynch, who gets DWIs, you know, has a horrible criminal history.

He gets to be the star of a movie called Bottoms, which is the lesbian version of American Pie about high school lesbians learning or trying to lose their virginity. And in the movie, not only the movie, the trailer, Marshawn Lynch is talking to the young students and talking to them about how they don't know how to eat box. They don't know how to flick bean and they don't know how to make a woman orgasm. Sounds like my wife yelling at me. What? Wait a minute. Why? Why? Marshawn Lynch in this role. This is hilarious. OK, so he's getting a lot of kickback because you know in the black community being a down-low brother is not i mean that is like you basically being a

gay man in the black community is you know it's almost a death wish and here in texas and dallas actually there's a lot of transgender prostitutes that get killed so no it's a serious thing where in the black community they don't treat gay men with a lot of respect and supposedly all of the backlash that he was getting for being in this LGBTQ movie, he says he has a gay sister. So he's representing his gay sister. And the gay sister is, you know who? Russell Wilson.

What? Who? This guy loves Skittles. That's all I'm going to say. How, again, Hollywood goes to – wait, who's producing this? It's a studio movie. Oh, my goes to wait. Who's producing this? Do we? It's a studio movie. Oh, my God. Yes.

It was called Bottoms. I mean, this is on the same. Literally, if you read the description, it'll say it's like a coming of age tale. The American pie version for lesbians trying to lose a virginity. So instead of banging a pie, they're trying to eat some carpet. I don't know. I don't know what they should talking about. They should call it American Hair Pie.

I just saw the whole title. Hold on. There you go. I'm going, why is he in Vegas? Why is Marshawn Lynch chasing him? That was Vegas, right?

I'll tell you why he's in Vegas, but he's going there. He has a big court case. He's going to court very soon. I think it's like in a couple of weeks, he got so wasted. He fell asleep on the side of the road in Las Vegas in his Dodge Charger. Yes.

Yes. Wasted. And that leads to a movie opportunity. Unbelievable. And, and Mars a movie opportunity. Unbelievable. And Marshawn, hey, he was a beast on the field and stuff, but I'm glad we're talking the great Alex Stein. I mean, you're pointing out the

double standards. They're triple standards now. They're not even any standards anymore. We have to follow these standards. They, Nick, who do you mean by they? Same people Ross Perl meant by they. You people. I'm glad you you're doing i'm saying you're doing god's work by pointing this out to a large audience are you not well nick no i'm not doing anybody's work i'm an imbecile that is just not a get my head bashed in but let me tell you i want to finish telling the story about marshawn

so once once you see that video you'll see at the end he hits me and at this point i i was actually with a beautiful girl you know she was so scared to death she's like kind of watching i wish she was filming but at that point he's trying to wrestle the phone out of my hand so i grabbed my phone luckily i had this little ring thing you know like this so you can't you can't get it from my hand we basically we don't actually go to the ground but i'm saying like we're like low like this it's like trying to drag me down so i basically spin move and i don't know what else to do i run behind a roulette table and all of a sudden the dealer's

like hey hey you can't come back here and marshall i don't have any of this on camera and i'm getting my attorney to uh to freaking uh you know subpoena all this. I'm having them send a letter to the casino saying, we will not press any charges against the casino. Not that I'm going to, I don't want to press charges, but I want to get this footage. So I run behind the roulette table. The roulette dealer's freaking out. Like, sure, you can't be back here.

The pit boss, you can't be back here. I'm like, get security. NFL running back Marshawn Lynch is trying to kill me. That's Marshawn Lynch. That's Marshawn Lynch is trying to kill me. That's Marshawn Lynch! That's Marshawn Lynch! No, Nick, I'm crazy. I'm a crazy, I'm nuttier than Squirrel Turd, but when I

his eyes, I felt like I was in prison. I was like, oh, I'm with the real crazies now. I'm with the real crazies. I'm the normal guy. And his CTE, he wanted to rip my face off. I've been to trans rallies. I've been in,

you know, in front of Antifa's with guns. I'd never been more worried about my personal safety. I said, you know what? I'm, he's going to hit me. And I'm,

and in my mind, I'm so sick. I'm like, I can't punch back. Cause I don't want to go to jail. So I, in my mind, I was just okay with it.

I'm about to get beat up by a hall of fame NFL running back. But what, why was he there? He was in Vegas because of the the uh car incident yeah i think he's got court like an hour or two and you just ran into him in a casino and started shooting okay so it was so funny you uh i was down there for uh luis gomez's skank fest i had a press conference yeah that's why i was down there for that big festival but this was on sunday night and the girl and i were tired we're like i was with this girl helen she's great we were just like hey let's go walk around we were kind of putting some money in some saw machines we were putting like 50 on red black we actually were you

know winning a little money having fun so it was just random we just were walking through new york new york and i see marshall lynch i'm, I'm going to go take a selfie with him. But I could tell because before I started filming, I was like, Marshawn, Marshawn. I called his name and he was ignoring me. So that's kind of why I turned on my AOC big booty Latina mode. I was like, all right, well, I'm just – we're in a public – I'm just going to film him. And as soon as he filmed me, I mean, boom, he hit my arm and it hurt. And I'm tough.

And it hurt. He really hit me yeah he you you would look like not that he i don't think he likes white people anyways uh most nfl players don't uh especially one that looks like you he you were like god damn it i'm gonna fracture this crack his face am i right i was public enemy number one no i swear i thought he thought i was pete carroll and he was mad at me that i didn't it's not a joke i go he might think i'm a coach he might think i'm freaking one of his old coaches he was in psycho mode because there was a point where i thought oh maybe this will get out of it i texted it as i was running i texted it to the girl I was with. So I was like, hey, I'll just delete it in front of him

because I already got it texted, whatever. And then so I deleted it. He's like, no, give me a phone. Give me a phone. I tried to reason with him. There was no reason, all the physicality, all insane, insanity. Yeah, you picked, I mean, he's a real street brother, this guy. I think, was he from Oakland or somewhere out there? Oakland, yes. Oakland. In one of his most famous videos, my favorite video, you really ought to pull this up. It's when he was at Cal and they won a game.

I think they were underdogs. He takes the cart, the trainer's cart, you know, that they carry the Gatorade if they get hurt. He's doing 360s on the field. Why are there players and students on the field? I mean, he's almost running over students on the field. Why are there players and students on the field? I mean, he's almost running over students on the field and trainers guys, not he's impulsive. His impulsivity control does not exist.

You should have looked at him in the eye and said this. We partners, we brothers, and we friends. That's that is, uh, that is, uh,

only you dude, uh, out of all the guys too. Um, yeah, he, you never know what kind of mood you're going to catch him in. Hey, in the second half of this show, Alex will school me a little bit on some of the guys that I've been bragging about. Vivek Ramaswamy. It gets even more interesting. It's exclusively on Mug Club. So join now to get it at nickdip.com.

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like one of these blowhards like, oh, I knew how to tailgate this and that. They got a thing called the Grove. It's the best tailgating scene in the world. So I guess my point with that, when tailgating, LSU has a great tailgate, this is a huge rivalry, and it goes past the football field. It goes from the tailgate. So every time we're on the schedule against Ole Miss, they play LSU tough, unless they've got a scrub quarterback like Jevin Sneed 10 years ago.

I'm just saying that Ole Miss always gets LSU hard. And LSU, none of these players care. Now it's the NFL, basically, with all this NIL stuff. Like, I like some of what deon did but his son's driving a phantom bentley how are you going to tell a kid what to do if you're driving a bentley at 21 years old i mean it's all it's basically the nfl now a phantom bentley i was at umaine i had a bike anyways uh that's actually a great point. I just wanted to touch on that. Let's get right to, first of all, you consider yourself a populist, right? I always hear that term and I'm like, what the, I go, Bill O'Reilly was a populist.

So I look it up and it says, you know, somebody who appeals to ordinary people who feel their concerns are being disregarded by the establishment and the elite group. Isn't that every politician was supposed to be no well technically and really what i'm saying nick this is thing is i just call myself a populist because i'm you know i do kind of empathize with everybody's political opinions but we have a uniparty all the people on the right it's like oh we got your back those are the same people lind Graham, that are flying, they're spending billions of dollars to get aircraft carriers to go fight people in Taiwan over computer chips.

Like, no, we just want computer chips. We don't want to fight and kill people. Like, look at Ukraine. All of these right-wing people are giving more money to Ukraine while our border is totally flooded. We had over 2 million illegal immigrants, and these illegal immigrants, I'm not like everybody gets mad at Trump because you called them bad. A lot of these guys

are rapists. A lot of these guys, they work for the cartel where they hang people and they cut their throat and pull their tongue through their throat. So, I mean, these aren't the best people. It's just very frustrating that we give the people in power, like, we think

they're going to help us. But idolizing a politician, Nick, it's like thinking the stripper actually likes you. The stripper doesn't like you. These politicians don't like you. That's just how it goes. Well, I don't know how it goes with you and strippers. Let me tell you, my politicians blow me. No, you're right. That's a great analogy, actually. And they always lie to your face. I put myself through dental school. OK, Lindsey. I think Lindsey Graham is a stripper, by the way. He goes by Lady G, somebody told me. That's actually a great way of looking at it.

You're right. We're talking to Alex Stein. I get angry. I used to go, oh, look at Jim Jordan's out there. It's always his hearings, and he's bringing the heat and shit. Now I get angry when I see him because to me, it's all part of a show. Like you said, I think I came up with a great analogy. I probably mentioned it to you, my best one ever politically. The Republicans, I said, are like the Washington

generals, the team that traveled with the Harlem Gold Trust. They feigned that they're the opposition, right? And that's a good one, right? That's the perfect way to put it. I mean, they're just the Washington generals just so they can play the game. Because really, all of these people, they're all controlled by their political action committee. So we're not being run by humans. We're being run by multinational corporations.

These corporations like Rayton, Halliburton. Now, I think it was ABC, this clip's going viral on Twitter, and these leftists are sharing it like it's a good thing. They said, most of the billions of dollars that are being donated to the Ukraine are going to American companies. And they said it like it was a good thing. It's like, how do you not realize that this is a Ponzi scheme? This is a scam. We're literally selling them. We're giving them our old military stuff so we can just buy new ones from the same company that wants war. I mean, a war company wants war to happen.

I'm very anti-war. If I had a political stance, I would be I'm anti-war. That's my number one thing. I just don't find it necessary as human beings to get a gun and blow somebody's brains out. Somebody sleeps with their wife. I'm kind of empathetic to that guy. Maybe, you know what I'm saying? But a person in the Ukraine that I've never met, that I couldn't even pick out on a map that you want me to go and fight a war and kill, or even a person in the Middle East. Like, I mean, listen, I'm not saying that,

you know, terrorism doesn't exist, but we go when killed millions of Muslims, there weren't even weapons of mass destruction. That didn't seem right to me either. So I just, I think it's very right. It's a very fair take. The only exception, the only exception to that for me would be Trudeau. I'd kill him tomorrow. Now you're going to go to jail in Canada. No, I'm not going to. You've got to come get me

if you're going to fucking, come on. Take off the blackface, you bitch. Get out of the local theater. I'm only kidding, by the way. I wouldn't, I'm like Alex. I wouldn't, well, bullshit. Listen, no. I just, I, by the way. I wouldn't, I'm like Alex. I wouldn't, well, bullshit. Listen, no, I just, I can't help it. Yeah, so I agree with you.

Like now, but then I see these guys like Matt Gaetz, Gatz, whoever, him and McCarthy having this fake food fight. Now, I like this Matt Gaetz guy. He looks like the missing Kennedy brother. He's a cocky guy with giant teeth and great hair. And he's always, he's considered a right-wing firebrand, which I don't think, nobody's right-wing enough for me or a firebrand enough.

But he looks like he's really bothered by a guy like McCarthy who I wouldn't trust anybody who's a Republican from the state of California because that makes you not a Republican from the state of California, because that makes you not a Republican. What's the beef between these two? Am I wrong to favor? Like you said, they're politicians in the end, so don't idolize any of them. But I lean towards Matt Gaetz in this situation, as far as him saying that McCarthy sides with the other side a lot.

He's like two-faced. Your thoughts on that? Well, I agree with Matt Gaetz 100%, but let me give you a little inside baseball. Yes, please. I've been able to call myself a friend of the Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. Now, I mean, obviously Marjorie's pretty wild and she's out there, maybe even a little crazy, but I think it's crazy in a good way.

But she chose to take the opposite path of Matt Gaetz, where she wanted to hop on McCarthy's team. And she's getting so much criticism. And is that criticism fair? Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people would say it's fair. But I guess my point is when you're in D.C., you either have to play ball or you're not going to be in the game. So, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know how we beat the Uniparty. So I guess I'm talking like with Marjorie Taylor Greene, there is a little bit of self-preservation too, where Matt Gaetz is probably not going to be a congressman after this because they're going to spend so much money to get him out of there. So I don't know. I mean, how do we beat a corrupt system? I don't know if one person can do it on his own.

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