The Nick DiPaolo Show - Alex Stein | Nick Di Paolo Show #1661

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

In this episode, Nick Di Paolo interviews Alex Stein! Like what you hear?  Watch FULL episodes of The Nick Di Paolo Show on Rumble Premium! Use Promo Code MUGCLUB and get $10 off annually!  https://rumble.com/c/StevenCrowder/live?premium_checkout=1&promo_code=mugclub&plan=annual Merchandise: 20% SALE until 12/15 NICKDIP.COM For Tour Dates, Merch and more visit https://nickdip.com\ 2/20/2025 -- Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK Follow me on Socials! https://bio.site/nickdipaolo  

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wherever you listen to podcasts. Oh Hello, I'm Martha Stewart. You know the holidays are coming up and my cranberry pie recipe really makes the nipples hard on all the fellows down at the dock. Hey great to be with you on a Tuesday. Today my guest, one of our favorites of our show, he's a comedian political commentator. I believe he works for the Blaze. You see him all over the internet raising hell and guys uh, guys like this are the reason. I really, I really believe this like the Charlie Kirk's of the world. This guy, the reason Trump wanted a landslide.

It's a, it's a buddy, Alex Stein from, Oh, wow. This is maybe we should do these things on the phone all the time. I know we're here by the pool. I'm a pimp on a blimp, Nick. I'm trying to get like you dude I want to be a legend like you so I'm trying to fake it so I can make it Well, let me tell you you're doing a lot better faking than I am apparently You want to be a legend the key is to stick around these 60. I'll be 63 in January

You don't want that go out in a blaze man go out in a blaze Well, no, you are right Nick and I say this every time I come on your show, but just all of the legendary content, you know, Comedy Central, they owe you a lifetime achievement award. How much they aired you back in the day. I mean, you were like their main comic, Nick. And then you and you're going Howard. I just I've grown up listening to you so much. It's kind of surreal now that we do podcasts together it's hard to believe sometimes. I don't want to ask

you this Alex but how old are you? I'm 38 I look young I'm old I'm old as shit I got to get married I don't have any kids Nick I'm dating this girl I'm about to knock her up because everybody thinks I'm a homosexual because I don't have any kids yet they don't realize that I'm just lazy and I'm scared to be a dad, but I gotta knock somebody up. That's not why they think you're home. It's your haircut. Now listen.

I know, my hair looks terrible. My hair looks freaking gay as hell right now too, Nick. I can't even argue with you because I mean, it's just, I'm going through it. No, you look good. You don't frigging look 30. What did you say, 38? Yeah, I just turned it the other day. I'm sick through it. No, you look good. You don't friggin look 30. What did you say? 38? Yeah, I just turned it the other day. I'm sick about it. It's like you're fucking 23 a prick

Okay, well that's I'll take that Nick, but no you know how it is you say you're 63 you act like you're 45 I would think you're in your 40s, but well, I Yes, I act like a child that's different than looking like one Yes, I act like a child. That's different than looking like one. Well, but it is so funny though, Nick, because I think about all the all the conflicts you had with Patrice O'Neill and all those guys. Imagine, I think I said this last time, imagine if Patrice O'Neill was alive during the pandemic. It would have been the best content in the world because he was a nut job conspiracy

theorist like me. So yeah, I'm just so sad that we missed Patrice during the pandemic. I don't know, though. I mean, I think he would have just got the jab out of spite. Oh, you think you think he would have taken the vaccine? No way. Just just just a stick. Well, let me tell you, if I said the jab was bad for you, he'd do it just to he'd do anything. I do the opposite of anything I said. So I tell him fucking no, that jab will kill you.

So I know he'd do it. And then'd die no I wouldn't look Patrice where everybody met I'm telling you every time I do one of these shows or I go on the road they bring it well they always go to me what would Patrice be saying today and I go I go guys I know he was a very honest dude, but he'd be saying a lot of shit that angry black people are saying don't make them out to be a fucking a bipartisan type guy. And you really funny by the way. Yeah, brilliantly funny. But Nick, he was actually doing the

wife swapping before it was kind of kosher to do wife swapping. So now you do have a point he would have been vaccinated and probably on the Kamala Harris campaign. Now that I think about it. Wow. Yeah, they would always even my fans, my fans after the show go, what do you think Patrice will be? I said, that's not the question. The question is, what do I think about it? We know what Patrice could say, whatever you want it and not get in trouble. Okay. Yeah. I

said, you should be asking me what I fucking think about it. You know, uh, it's like, I've been singing this song forever. God damn it. But no, everybody misses him. Same with Geraldo. Let me tell you those, those two fucking guys, I hear them on the, I do, I get, I get emotional in the car. I hear them on the radio and, and it's so funny that their voices, which is, it's's great I mean, it's bad that they're gone But isn't it great that they were comedians and we can still hear this shit their voice lives on and like Patrice's message His stuff about men and women and marriage is the fucking greatest Shit, I have ever heard and and and Geraldo had his own take and everything. Isn't it beautiful? That's how we can, through, you know,

obviously through technology, their voices live on. That's the one good thing. If they were plumbers, nobody would know, you know. Yeah, no, you're right. Well, but I had to bring this up because of the internet, it's so great. And I don't want to get you in any trouble, but you remember how they had all the clips of Patrice

on his special, how you would shave the pubes and throw it on your face. And then Amy Schumer did it in her special. Did you see those clips? But those were hacky jokes to start with. So Patrice didn't invent those jokes technically. So what do you think about that controversy, Amy Schumer doing the same thing in her Sano special?

I agree with you. I sort of thought that that was my take on it. Hasn't that joke been told or whatever? And Patrice probably knew that when he was doing it. He wasn't stealing it. He probably thought, a lot of times comedians think, well, these people know that this has been around for a while. It's like, give me a break.

Everything out of my mouth has to be original. Let me throw a funny one out. But then, yes, Amy Schumer caught a lot of shit. And I'm happy any time she catches shit. I used to like her but fuck her she wouldn't even plug my last special which I did four years ago I'm done with that shit by the way everybody's putting special after special fuck you and you suppose bitter well didn't she used to open for you Nick I thought Amy used to know she never did no I thought she did

she did Howard I put him said Howard's the one that kind of put Amy over, right? I mean, it was Howard and she would go on Howard and then she got that movie. Like, honestly, I would think Howard kind of helped her blow up. And I'm surprised we're never connected. Oh, you mean blow up like her face, like a moon? Yeah. Holy fuck. I know she married a chef, but Jesus Christ, she's like a chipmunk in the fall.

And she married a retard! Did you see that? Her husband is autistic. Can you believe that? She married a disabled person. That's insane. Ow! He's a...

Wait a minute, that's two different things. Autistic and disabled. Is he in a wheelchair like Hawken and he's drooling into the potatoes at his restaurant? He's a chef, right? Yeah, but I mean, I think an autistic person can take a part of the fridge and put it back and he's drooling into the potatoes at his restaurant. He's a chef, right? He's a chef. Yeah, but I mean, I think an autistic person could take a part of the fridge and put it back together and they can probably make a lasagna.

I agree with that, but then you said he was retarded, right? No, cripple, what did you say? I did say the R word, I said retarded. Maybe he's not that bad, but I just know that even Amy Schumer was trying to use him for clout And said that she has a husband that special needs or I don't you know she said some politically correct Her for a true signaling. I'm sure she wipes his ass And by the way her facial thing that was for medication. She actually Know she has a condition is called Cushing's disease, and I said that's when your face turns into a couch cushion

is called Cushing's disease. And I said, that's when your face turns into a couch cushion? That was my... Um, uh, and look, I'm being a mean, and I kind of have a right to be... Look, she put me on her show. We're talking to Alex Stein, by the way. Very popular internet guy, all over the fucking place. Uh, she put me on her show.

She based a whole episode of her very popular show around me when we did a remake of 12 Angry Men. And God bless her for that and uh and then my special came out like four years ago uh Brett the Fresh Air and I asked her in a text I said can you promote this on your on your fucking whatever on your uh twitter feed or whatever and she she goes no I can't so you know what fuck her and everything she stands for well and her and Chuck Schumer's her uncle. What are the chances of that?

What are the chances? What are the chances he touched her? Could you imagine? Oh, I can. Oh, I can. I'm just imagining. He's a gay man, though, right? Or is he straight?

I guess he's married. He's another gay Jew guy pretending to be straight. 100%. He is. Hey, what do you think though now that Trump's in? I think things are going to get better obviously, but I'm worried they're going to kill him Nick.

What do you think is going to happen? Well, let me tell you, that's a legitimate concern. It's not like they didn't show their hand while he was running. And I still to this day, to me, it's the most shocking thing. How quickly he gets shot in that ear or whatever how quickly that story was in the rearview mirror it's like he got caught fucking loitering or littering I've never you know Rush Limbaugh used to use a term drive-by media and that was a perfect example of it they'd fucking usually they'd make something up they

focus on it and then they fucking move on and uh, I aren't you still in shock that that can you imagine if that was her or or anybody else obama or hillary Somebody took a shot at you'd still be talking about it today If it was fucking bill clinton you'd be talking about I can't believe it just showed how little Fucking regard they have for trump and yes, it's a legitimate concern and um I I yeah I'm fucking I am worried. Get ready for a Las Vegas style action at Bet MGM the king of online casinos. Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas strip excitement MGM is famous for when you play classics like MGM Grand Millions or popular games like Blackjack, Baccarat, and Roulette.

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or someone close to you, please contact Connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor, free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario He should be told me because good thing about this though I mean Nick when they shot him in Butler, Pennsylvania That would have been very sad if they would have killed him. I think the country would have been very sad There would have been riots. But now if you take Trump out, it's exponentially worse

Because he's now the president incumbent or president-elect. It would demoralize us a million times worse if he died now while he was in office. Well, yes and no, because if he did it, if they kill him in Butler, who the fuck would they have, how would the election have played out? I mean, who would you put up against? Well, maybe I think a bag of shit might've beat Kamala. But what was my other fucking legitimate point? Oh, if they kill him now,

at least we have JD Vance to step in. I mean, this is after the inauguration. JD Vance, I think would be, I mean, I have a lot of faith in him and that was my next question Alex. Your thoughts on who, I love who he's picking and nominating. I mean he's hitting every one that I want pretty much. What do you think of, well let's say Rubio, Secretary of State, I like Rubio a lot. I don't know if he's right wing enough for you, but What do you know? I mean, i'm really not people say i'm alt right i'm not I think i'm even more moderate obviously laying conservative

I don't like all these transgenders kids and all right. I love that shit Oh, I actually you know nick nick actually say this all the time. I'm sick of i'm sick of concerters I actually say this all the time. I'm sick of concerted trying to outlaw transgenders and women's sports because we can gamble on them and win money. Like, I mean, Khalif, I won nearly 1,200 bucks from the Olympics and then Leah Thomas, dude, I was like, I was rich from Leah Thomas

winning all those swim meets. Well, yes, you can bet that way, but I bet another way. I go, I bet on whether at the end of the fight they have to show their cock or pussy. You have to bet on that. It's like one of those prop bets. It's a prop bet, like they're on the Super Bowl. Yeah, you don't know.

You don't? Didn't they see their dicks? Yeah. But you know, also though, Trump's trying to get rid of transgenders from the military. I don't like that, because transgenders are the meanest people on planet Earth, and they're the best at mass shootings

Nobody's better at a mass shooting than a transgender So I don't know why we would eliminate them from the military. Well, well if they're shooting at catholics or christians, which probably won't be the case Um, but yes, you make a valid point. They're not afraid to pull out a gun when they disagree with somebody Let me tell you that's mental illness on parade. And I know Bill Hicks had a take like that. It used to be, remember, gays was the big thing. That was a big gays in the military. And I sort of agreed with Hicks, because anybody

who was dumb enough to pick up a gun and fucking dive into this country, blah, blah, blah. So I kind of agree. And it would cut down on the transgender population. Whoops. Yeah, and then give them their all. Whoops. Give them their own. This is insane. I'm kidding.

If it comes down on them. No, but I mean, I know we're trying to be joking, being sensitive, but give them their own transgender department. We can put them on the front lines and they can go to work. I mean, I don't know why we wouldn't actually utilize these people that are willing to go and die for our country. So I don't know. It's insane.

I think the trans issues big but I'm ready for the gas prices Nick it's about the gas price you just scared me I thought you were gonna say you're ready for the gas chambers for the trannies I got look that's ridiculous that's quite a segue you did there but it's far away here's the other here's the other angle on the transgender military you got to realize there's a lot of rednecks okay they have a different feeling and I'm sorry they make up the bulk of the fucking military, so I say we do what they want.

Yeah, I know, I think you got a good point with that one, but you know, you wanna talk about something controversial, and you know, a friend of yours, a guy, you know, Anthony Kumia, you see his tweets now, Nick, it pays to be racist in this day and age. You know, and it sucks though, cause I'm always worried, I work at the blaze, I'm always worried about getting canceled if I make a joke about a wooden door on a gas chamber or this and that.

I actually envy you and Anthony Kumia, how you guys can say anything y'all want and not worry about getting canceled. Now, wait a minute, wait a minute, what? Hold on a second. I don't, Anthony, I fucking go to his website. It's his honest and true about race and shit, but he goes way further than me.

I don't have that. Yeah, I know. He's way worse than you, Nick. I wanna say that. Yeah, I mean. You are, you're edgy like that too. Not as wild as Anthony, I would say. No, Anthony, Anthony look he fucking

Some tranny. I think it was a tranny fucking took a swing at him because he was taking a picture of shit And that's that was a tipping point for him And let me tell you you go to you go to his website and I know people Just think he's toxic or whatever the fuck but I'm gone trying to look for well that post is true So is that picture that's a little mean but yeah that's true too and I still have him on this show and I'll do his show because it's called freedom of fucking speech I put that before racism all the other horse shit I'm sure you do to it of course I say I think we should be able to talk about the most repugnant

things and that's why like you know there's a lot of people though that are controversial on the internet they say don't talk to them. Those are the people we should talk to. It's like when Howard would have the KKK guy on Daniel Carver. I mean, wow, that was hilarious stuff. We should be able to have KKK people on her and Maury Povich Oprah. They would always have a white supremacist KKK people on, but now you try to do that bit you're automatically canceled and it kind of sucks like it sucks that we can't do that anymore i wish i could i wish i could bring a Klu Klux Klan guy on and lampoon him talk to him he's probably right about some stuff wrong about

others but we don't even get to have that conversation you know i think we will be i mean i think it's turned the worm has turned at least right now i don't know how far we'll see how far they go but if there's any anytime where you could do that i mean you got elon musk out there defending you brought up daniel carver and and and my favorite quote and he wasn't even trying to be funny but he was on stern he goes howard you realize the mexicans are almost outnumbered the humans in this country

uh... thank you are getting dead serious not even trying to be funny. Oh my god. I found my soul mate. No That was so goddamn funny. So, um, yeah, no, I hear your point. I have I My problem was I started saying this shit. I watched Joe and I still love Joe I I've been busting balls because he hasn't had you on. He needs to have you on. He hasn't had you on forever. I saw your tweet about that and you know he respects you as a comic. I mean obviously he probably idolized you coming up. Well he mentioned it. He's mentioned that and he had me on. Look here's how I feel

about it and my wife goes you're going to let that go and I said why? You've been reading comments. See my wife's different than me me she gives a fuck what people think about her and me and She doesn't know my girlfriend wait Nick and my girlfriend's the same way that is the hardest thing that I've ever dealt with and not That I'm super famous like this me attacks on her it fucks my life up more than anything and sometimes It'll be just a girl leaving a comment that I've never met or but you know, just the girl having a significant other in this world where we can say whatever we want. It sucks when it affects him. It kills me. That's a bug you're the most Nick. Yeah, I don't even know that it affects well she says she's looking out for me. Because I for a couple weeks I was going I was going

Joe, this is what I was trying to tell you seven years ago now you sound like what and my wife goes she comes in a kitchen real serious look on her face she goes you have to stop with her and I get so angry at her I started fucking really blew my fuse because I don't give a and I said I know she's looking at comments and people probably say Nick what are you just jealous so you bit I don't give a fuck what they think he has an archive and I liked and I always say when I talk about Joe I still love him he doesn't have to have anybody on a show that he doesn't want to I understand that I really think it's a we're getting off the path here but I really think it's his producer Jamie who doesn't like me and and to be

fair to Joe I can't remember when I was on there during the Russiagate stuff, and I brought up the Steele dossier. And Joe's head said he had no idea what I was talking about. And they kept pulling up clips of NBC and New York Times calling Trump a liar. And I was sort of arguing back against that. Now, I can't remember if he had me on again after that show, or that was the final appearance.

I could be wrong in all this. But I know my manager has tried to get me on a few times. again after that show or that was the final appearance. I could be wrong in all this. But I know my manager has tried to get me on a few times. And my manager who also kind of fucked up, he goes to me, I don't even want to do comedy clubs anymore. I said, just call Joe Rogan's place, a spaceship, whatever the fuck, a mothership and see if I can. And my manager goes, they said there's no way you're getting on that stage. And so that that shot that listen, that didn't even say, I know, let me finish. But but fucking so that so I was furious about that. Not that I

want to play comedy club. I was just feeling out if I'm, you know, fucking toxic over there. And that so my manager says that. And then about six months later, I bring it up to my manager, he goes, he goes, Well, that's not exactly what they said but that's what I inferred from it I'm like what the fuck dude but I haven't you know I text I look I I still love Rogan I just laughed watching him now that he's saying a lot of shit I mean he came around that which is fine he's got that huge show God bless him it's more powerful than anything which we can finally we got a guy with that kind of clout Um, so i'm very happy about that and he doesn't have to have me on again

But it doesn't seem like joe rogan. I don't know how this turned into it with me But it doesn't seem like joe rogan's not the type of guy That wouldn't tell me look nick We can't have you on because of this deal I have with i'm sure one of the shows that they had to get rid of remember when him and What's his show on pan not pandora the other one Spotify when he had that big deal with Spotify He had to get rid of a bunch of shows remember they went through his archives and plucked I got I got to believe mine might have been at the top of the lid. I don't know So yours Gavin McInnis, Owen Benjamin.

Well, that's true. Yeah. But you know what? He has those guys. And so I don't know what it is. If you guys wanna see the rest of my show, Louder with Crowder, and all the content available on Rumble Premium,

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