The Nick DiPaolo Show - Alex Stein | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1952

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about a Killer Hooker, TSA Opening Up and I Interview show regular, Alex Stein! WATCH THE FULL SHOW LIVE & FREE at 6pm ET only on Rumble! https://rumble.com/thenickdipaoloshow/ TOUR DATES, SOCIALS, PERSONAL VIDEOS, STREAM ALL MY COMEDY SPECIALS! https://www.nickdip.com/ MERCH - GRAB A MUG, TSHIRT, HOODIE, STICKERS AND MORE! https://shop.nickdip.com/

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How You Is. My teeth are getting better. and blood and a little bit of aching here and there. But what are you going to do? I'm 111 and look pretty good. I get nothing, folks. A slow weekend. Hurt, teeth, fucking eat, fat, lay, don't exercise.

And here we are. I guess we'll get right to it. Killer hooker. No looker. No, no, no. A Manhattan hooker from hell who killed three John. Oh my God. She killed three guys wrong name John. The odds of that are very good when you're fucking hookers.

When she fed them fentanyl. to rob them. When you see, you're going to say she fed somebody? Leaving one victim dead with his pants at his knees. Sounds like my honeymoon. You know, folks, what?

Pleaded guilty Tuesday and now faces up to life behind bars. Tabitha Bundrick seen here. Holy shit. Number one, she's got the word bun in her last name. Right?

Oh, fat fuck. Look at you. Cop to the calculated killings of three men who she robbed of anything she could get her hands on, including RB coupons out of their wallet,

before fleeing across upper Manhattan. Bundrick will be sentenced to 27 years to life in prison. She's happy. 12 squares a day. After copping to three murder charges between April of 2023 and February, 24,

Bundrick purposely fed the horn dogs. Oh, we're referring to Dead John's horn dogs, because they're men. Because I know a lot of the guys kill hookers and they do it all the time. I've yet to read a story or hear on the ID network. Somebody go refer to the hookers as and those sluts, which what they are.

They sell their pussy for money. And when I hear guys killing hookers, I call it basically littering when they leave them all over the place. Is that sexist to me? I hope the fuck so. I can't wait to get out of this party. Perfect. Fed the Horn Dogs. Very respectful.

Deadly fentanylaced drugs to make them unconscious. And then I thought she sat on their faces. Sometimes I like that. But then robbed them of their personal belongings, including phones, money, watches, clothes, snickers bars. Her deadly reign began April 30th of 2023 when she convinced Mario Poulan, 42, and his pal to come back to an apartment where they traded cash for sex. she then offered the men what she said was coke and encouraged both victims to do it again over and over despite paulin one of the victims telling her that he had never done drugs before so that was nice of you paulun died at the scene and his friend woke up in an empty apartment next to his pal's body

five months later the escort the fat fuck the pig met up with mcgelle Navas, 39, I would say 30 and 9, huh? And went back to his apartment and fed him the fentanyl lace drugs. Nowbes's brother found his body with his pants down around his knees. Again, if that was a dead hooker, you wouldn't say, you know, days after the encounter and many personal items missing. And we have a word from the Pimp, I think, don't we? There's some stank on that love.

What are you talking about? Let's put it this way. I'd be busting nuts like a squirrel. Not only is he funny, but the guys that write for him, Adam, uh, when Colin knows the guy, Adam, I forget his life. They know how to use him. They know what? The lines are so, and he delivers.

Legend of Vestinell. No doubt about it. Bundrick followed the same scheme, February 25th. There she is. She put on lipstick. Lipstick on a pig. February 25th, 2024, killing Abraham,

not him, Fernandez, inside his upper Manhattan apartment, where she was caught on surveillance footage coming and going out of the building, hauling out several giant laundry bags. Now, the detectives originally thought it was confectionary sugar, but she had sneakers with the laundry bags.

Prosecutors said at the time, and, good grace. his helloese. Can you imagine, though? I think she did the guys. A solid. If you're a guy paying for pussy that looks like that,

your life ain't good. I'd rather be dead. And what's amazing to me, one of the guys said he'd never done drugs. You had to be on drugs to fucking... Wow! Nick, you're talking bad of the dead? No, I'm just being honest.

Oh, I never pay for anything. that's free. That includes parking. I don't know what that meant, but I threw it in. Let's move on, okay? I'm going to tell you some, Frank. Do you call me a liar, Frank? Do you call me? Let's just stay here. I want things to stay the way they offer them. Sure, Frank, you're the boss. Tony, I am the boss.

Yeah, can I go now? What's this headline? Hooray for TSA. We don't say that very often. TSA launches program allowing non-travelers past security. Well, it's been 20 fucking five years. Is this what we're going to? And another, what, another 25? You'll let us, I don't know, keep our shoes on.

Disposably doing that in some places. I got a video here already. Do you remember what it is? Why? Here, the TSA announced it wants to. to allow more people to accompany their loved ones to the gate. Under a program called the gate side, people will be able to use their TSA pre-check credentials

to get through security without a plane ticket. About a plane ticket. A plane ticket. Oh, God. You know what that means? All these corny movies are going to put that scene back in with a girlfriend that you want to fuck is running down the odd thing into the jetway

and you're jerking off in the men's room and you miss her and all shit. I did do this once because sometimes I'm in a good move and I get home from being away and I came off the plane and there was a family. There was a guy like the dad

and like a couple of teenage girls and a little girl holding a sign saying welcome home. I don't know if it was for that. Whoever to fuck, but I ran over to him like this. The dad laughed. The rest of the girls are like, what the fuck?

Guy's a creep. The program called Gateside by TSA Precheck. How'd you come up with that one? What do we call it? Well, it's near a gate and allows eligible TSA pre-check members. You've got to have the pre-by-the way, pre-check. Talk about a fucking over-exaggerated benefit. The lines that fucking pre-check are always longer than the normal lines now.

You know, give me a break. I mean, come on, man. I mean, what is this? Bangladesh. I don't know what that means. I enter the secure area of participating airports. You couldn't do that since Haji. Well, we're going to celebrate.

Boy, how, what's the word I'm looking for? Incincere is celebrating 9-11 New York City, and you have a fucking Muslim mayor, and not a good Muslim mayor, a fucking mayor who was all for that. And if he wasn't, he hung out with Hassan Piker, who said we deserved it. So fucking, I don't believe it.

And let me give you, I'm going on, I'm operating here. I'm doing an audible. I think we wallow too long, by the way. And I know your people, I'm not meaning disrespect to people who lost people, family members, but this country wallows to a 25th anniversary, okay. But reading the names every year, which they do,

it's too much. Meaning we have to get over that. It's kind of a sign of a stronger, I understand this, and maybe, yeah, you're saying, you wouldn't say that if you love, blah, blah. But I would. You don't want you. I mean, the fact.

fact that we didn't build both towers back up the next day, that would fucking bum me out too. I've got to be honest with you. And like somebody said, it should have been two towers with a big one in the middle so it looked like a finger. I don't know who said that, but they're right on. Enter the secure area of participating airports to meet or see friends off and family at the gate, meet someone during a layover or visit airport restaurants and shops. You know what's going to happen.

Probably already. I just told you about AI is going to kill us last week, right? You're going to tell me they're not in on this going on. Here's how you get around the. Gateside is currently available at 13 airports. Oh, so some of them already do it across the United States, including Los Angeles, Dallas-Fort Worth, where I'm there every month, Harry Reid International Airport in Vegas,

and San Diego International Airport, and nine others, where you can already do this. And again, if you've got family and kids or whatever, I can see the point, but the program off is a, I'm so spoiled, folks. I travel alone with a fucking bag, the size of a friggin,

carry a bowling bullet. And I sit in the first seat, and I just, it's like, it's easier than taking a goddamn Uber. You know? And that's the only way I'll do it. Tommy made a good point.

He goes to me, because, you know, I'm thinking about exiting. I don't want to. I love comedy. I love writing fucking jokes. I love the time on stage like every other comic. But Tommy goes, do you love it more than you hate traveling?

And I go, I think traveling, the hate of travelers is out doing it now. I hate to say that. But the program offers a new way for people without boarding passes to access airport gates, you know, like Hajie and Bukleukkah, which has been heavily restricted since September 11th, terrorist attacks and uh i think we all know that this is what you might hear you're at the gift shop under mandani oh this is live i like his old stuff i like his bc stuff i'm gonna say this joke again i've said it 11 and still one of my favorite calling quen jo because that's what you hear when you get in new york cab you always hear that shit and calling goes you know the guy's playing the

best of circumcision? No, did I fuck that up? Huh? Best of female circumcision. Thank you. Boy, did I butcher that like an open micer. To use gate side, visitors must have TSA pre-check benefits and a known traveler number or a KTN. What's a known traveler number?

I don't know. Visitors can apply online for a gate side pass between one and three days before they're playing airport. It already sounds like a pain in the ass to me. as Doug Heffner would say, it's this whole thing. The gate side pass is free and valid only for the approved visit. Once approved, visitors must bring an acceptable form of identification and their gate side approval to the airport and go through a TSA pre-check security like, all right, I'm already tired.

Visitors who do not have an acceptable form of identification. So you've got to show that to do that, but you don't have to show in the vote. Suck a bag of pussy meat. A form of identification can use TSA confirm ID to verify their identity. Oh, for a $45 fee. I knew it. I knew it. Check this out.

Whoa, sorry, ma'am. We can't let you through security because you're the bomb. Scott, you're not supposed to make jokes like that. Well, I am carrying more than three ounces of liquid. Oh, that's so Muhammad Hata. You're playing a dangerous game, Scott. Oh, I got to love the family guy. Children can also participate,

but must be included on their parent or guardian's application. All right, that's like nine things you have to do. It sounds like a fuck. This is how the world should work. You show up with your ID. Is it a real license thing with a little thing in the, yeah, okay. Those your kids, yeah, they look like them.

Get old fucking, whatever. Jesus. Anyhow. My guest today, very funny, very talented, controversial conservative commentator or influencer on YouTube. One of our favorites, the great Alex Stein. Alex, welcome to the show, pal. You look very Fox News-ish tonight, Dor. Well, Nick, it's an honor and privilege.

You know, I have a show on Real America's Voice, and, you know, it's a Fox News-esque show. and I was just recording my show and I was running I'm about 15 minutes late to your show I just want to apologize because Nick you are one of the biggest legends in the history of comedy and I'm not here to just kiss your butt

I tell you this every time so anytime your producer sends me an email and says Nick went you on the show I'm like I want to get on there it's such an honor and privilege and I do have to say this though how are you so tan I just said this I don't think they record this

you look like a black guy you black people or I guess Italians really are black guys Nick that's not a conspiracy Hey, do you ever see true romance? I mean, that beginning is right on the money, although I think they were more Sicilian. But yes, unfortunately, I must have some black blood in me.

I said this to Patrice O'Neill, I said, because Patrice would always say that on a tough crowd. Hey, DePaolo, why are you defending white people, man? You are Italian. You weren't even fucking white. And I go, yeah, thanks to your fucking savage relatives back in 1456, raping my grandmother on a hill somewhere in fucking Tuscany. Well, I get carried over, so I do get, but you got the DNA. You know what's funny, Dallas, Dallas, what's your name again, Kevin?

Holy good. You know what's funny. Alex, Dallas, I am in Dallas. Oh, are you? What's funny about that is I look different and maybe I look more tan because I have grown a beard that nobody has noticed. This is my first time ever having a beard. is that true you've never had a beard for some reason i thought you might have had a beer i went through i went through some experimentation with boys in college i had a beard but uh her name is

diane anyways but no yeah it's the first time i guess a lot of times i've always had the five o'clock like even my wife i go hey stupid i don't i didn't say that she said it to me she goes what do you i said you haven't even mentioned that i'm fucking growing a beard and she i don't know so Well, Nick, you look like a young man. I know you've been in the game a long time, but gosh, you're aging like a fine wine, and I'm not, no homo, no ditty. I don't want to sound gay.

But, you know, you're looking better with age, and now I do sound like a big gay fag, but whatever. I don't care. Hey, listen, I looked at West Hollywood, and the fags would scope me out all the time, and I'd turn around and go, you like that ass? And they'd follow me home and fuck me.

But that's the different part of the story that, you know. But anyways, Alex, let me ask you quite you said you're going to this. It's so funny. It's the first thing I got written in my notes here. I didn't know you were going because if I did research, I would have known that. But I figured you were going because this guy does

the best live coverage. This is why we love Alex. He'll go into her. I don't care if it's Antifa. He'll walk right in the middle of him and go, why are you guys such fucking idiots? And just, and right to their face and fucking, and they and he feels, it's more than entertaining. And it has

to be done, by the way. So you're going to this, it's not, it's kind of the midterms, uh, Republican national convention, I guess we'll call it. Where, first of all, where is it in Dallas? It is right? It's in Dallas. Is that, yeah, it's at the American Airlines Center where the Mavericks play. And what it's crazy though, Nick, you actually are basically spot on.

I got kicked out at the 2024 one. I was there because I confronted Chank Yugar. You know Chank from the young term? Yes. So I was worried that they weren't going to let me in, but they gave me credentials, uh, this time around. Because, you know, they looked at the story. He's a libtard, and I went after him, and that video went viral.

So they're not that mad at me. I didn't go after any of the conservatives or Trump or anything. But what's funny is, and no disrespect, I'm excited to see Trump speak. But what I'm most excited for, they're doing all these protests. So I'm going to be out with, you know, the worst of the worst, with the Antifa, with the Communists. So I'm a, you know, I have a little bit of that performance anxiety that you might get when you do, like, a huge show or something. So I'm about to have to go confront some, you know, you know. you know, vaccinated freaks.

So I am a little anxious right now, if I'm being completely honest, because that's the best content. You know, everybody's going to be inside, you know, rubbing elbows with all the Fox News-esque people. I'm going to be out there rubbing elbows with transgender demons. Who gave you, Alex, talking to the great Alex time, who gave you a hard time about getting, like, a press pass this time?

Who, is that the, like, the, you know what, the Secret Service or the venue? Well, kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, but they gave them to me. Thank goodness. They gave them to me. I just sent an email or two.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I got in. It's not a big deal. But I just was worried because, you know, like I said, it was a big story at the 2024 one. I was, you know, Alex Jones confronted Chank. I think it was the 2016 one. So when I saw Chank, I said, well, I'm going to go confront him. You know, kind of be Alex Jones-esque.

And he was on with Piers Morgan. He was live with Piers Morgan. I walked behind his setup. And I go, Chang, Jingers, you know, is a, you know, is a, Fat transgender is a fat transgender. And it made it. Pierce Morgan, I'll get him credit, actually played me bombing his thing. And then Chank got so butt hurt, went to the executives.

And I'm friends of Laura Trump. Laura Trump was ahead of the RNC. And she wasn't mad. She thought it was funny. But now this year, maybe I see Chank again. I don't know if I can go bum rush him this time. I've got to be on my best behavior. Folks, tour dates, don't forget now, October 8th.

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And then November 7th, which I believe is a Saturday night, Seoul Jolz, Potsdam, Pennsylvania. Go to Nick Dip.com to get tickets before they sell out while you're there, go to the merchandise page and buy something because that's how this show is supported. Between that, selling a little bit of, bit of dope to the, you know, the kids in the neighborhood. And we get by. And don't forget, if you want to send a personalized video, so I'll say something that you're thinking so you don't

have to, go to shoutout, shoutout.us. It's so funny, you say that about Chank because I just saw a clip of him on last night, I think it was on Fox News. You probably saw it. He was being, he was zooming in with four other people. And while he was talking, his chair collapsed, Did you see that? Oh, that was the funniest fucking video I've seen all year probably. His chair just breaks and then they got to pan the camera down. Everybody, if you haven't seen that clip, go look at Chank breaking his chair. That was, I mean, that scene, that's unintentional comedy.

That's kind of what I actually do, you know. I think I'm funny, but it's sometimes the unintentional stuff you don't plan is the funniest. And that was, I mean, I just cracked up for 20 minutes seeing his fat ass fall down on his chair. about 20 inches. That was just great content. Yeah, it was like a metaphor. It singled him out. And it said, this guy's lower than these other three people talking. He's a scumbag. It almost, that's how I read it, of course. And he's right in the middle too. I mean, I don't think Patrice O'Neill ever broke a chair. Even, even Patrice O'Neill's chair somehow, you know, carried him. Never. He broke a beanbag chair once at my house. But yeah, that was so

goddamn funny when that happened because it just looked like it looked like it would happen on a fox show if they ever had him on and and then they set him up and he fell through a trap door or something. That guy's such a moron. Oh, God. You know, he said that, you know, he said beastiality's okay. He says as long as the animal's not getting hurt, that beastiality is not a big deal. He literally said that. It's a very famous clip. You can type in a Chank Beastiality. He defended it. I mean, that's dark to say that he want to, you know, what did they say? They call him goat fuckers? I mean, he was literally defending having sex with a goat.

Well, I don't know how to say this, but I was with him on that one. No. I mean, as the colonel said in Boogie Nights, they're so cute at that age. Do you ever see that movie? Oh, my God, one of the classics. Oh, that's the best movie ever. Isn't it? I'm still haunted, though.

Well, yeah, but the end of it, they had to see that. to show us Mark Wahlberg's fake penis. I'm still on it. I mean, I have a, I got a four-inch penis on a good day, and they're showing that thing. And I watch it as a kid, too. I think I was probably 16 when that movie came out. Oh, my God. That's one of the best movies of all time.

Yeah, yeah. It was a young man when that movie came out. Oh, what, you? That was in the 90s, right? Which is already 30 years ago. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Holy fucking moly.

I like Mark Wahlberg, though. Jack, what's he? I'm in California. you, Jack. Yeah, Bert Reynolds was tremendous, and please, if you haven't seen Boogie Nights, Dallas, have you seen it? Yeah, okay. Tremendous movie.

It's one of the best movies, and then Philip Seymour Hoffman in that movie, it was so good. He's such a great actor. I just hate that he died. Of a heroin overdose. I know. He was one of the bad, even in a long-came, Pauley. God, he was, you ever meet Phillips Seymour Hoffman?

You ever run into him? Because he was in New York. I have. What's a nice guy? Are you cool to you? How do you? Did you know this? Have I mentioned? in this to you? I have met him. Louis C.K. had a, like, a Thanksgiving get-together and didn't really tell

me there was going to be famous people there at his apartment in New York City, in the village. So I bring my wife and knock on the door. And first of all, who opens the door? Edie Falco. For the soprano.

Yes. My favorite show, too. Wow. And I said, come, what the fuck? The door was cool? What? Was he cool? Well, what, was Edy cool? Because I just had on, you know, I'm Fritz with Dre DeMateau. She's so nice. Oh, my God. I love her.

Love her. But she says how James Gandalfini, they all call him Jim. He was like a Woodstock hippie and would like wear sandals. Yeah. He was not the Italian mobster. You know, he had to like get into the role. But she didn't talk much about Edy. Was Edy cool?

What was her, what was she like off camera? Couple things about Edy. When I went to audition, I had a tiny part on the Sopranos one episode. I played a cop for like three seconds. When I went to that audition, I was going into the Silver Cup studios for the audition. Edie Falco was coming out.

And she looked at me and said hi. Before I could even say hi to her, so I immediately liked her. And then when I met her again, I tried a reminder that at Louis C.Ks. And she was very nervous around me. It was very fucking odd. And then I said,

I said, you know, I brought up the Sopranos and how I said, it's just the best thing. And she got a little snippy. She's like, oh, I've done stuff because I didn't watch Nurse Jackie and all the other shit she had done since that. And I kind of understand that. It's like when people come up to me and go, that shit, one of your best bits ever. And I'm like, I was 24 albums ago. What the fuck you're talking about?

I've written a ton of stuff. But so I understood it. She was nice. She was very nice. Yeah, but first of all, the super. The Sopranos was iconic television. Nurse Jackie, I think, probably ran for more seasons. But, I mean, the Sopranos is arguably the greatest TV show of all time.

It spun off on Breaking Bad, all those shows, you know. That's right. The origin of writers actually taking chances. So I kind of don't like that when the artist, and I get it, you're like, listen, I've done other stuff. You know, you've had that happen to you. But when you make a great piece of art, like the Sopranos, I don't know. I don't know why you would even compare it to it. Nothing she's ever done has been as good as that show.

Well, I guess, but see, like a nurse Jackie, she carried the show, just like Gandalfini was in every, fucking every frame of every episode. So was she on Nurse Jackie, apparently. And she is a tremendous actress. So I understood it a little bit. And the other time, it's so funny, you brought her up. Now I'm going, wow, I really have met her a few times. So, yeah, coming out of the Silver Cup studios, she said hi. And then Louis's party, talked to her for a while.

And then Louis did a thing called Horace and Pete. I don't if you ever saw that. He shot this. Yeah, was that the cartoon? No, no, no. No. This was, he shot it like a Broadway play. We, we like,

I remember Pouty Tang. Was this after Pudy Tang or before Pudy Teng? Oh, no. I liked Pudy Teng. I didn't think Pudy Teng was that bad. Pudy Teng was weird. It's a cult classic. It's so Louis.

Yeah, yeah. I remember talking about he goes, you know, almost fucking ended my career. Let me tell you. But no. This was called, and you'd like this, Alex. I'm telling you, it was called Horace and Pete. This is way after all that shit.

This was after even maybe right after Louis's show on FX ended or during that. I can't remember. The guy's so prolific. But it's called Horace and Pete. He fucking wrote it. It was based on a family bar in Brooklyn that he just made up called Horace and Pete's. And everybody, Jessica Lang was in it. Alan Alda, Edy Falco, Steve Buscemi.

I'm forgetting other names. And they were all at his house that day. We started this discussion about Philip Seymour Hoffman. Wait, you're telling me at this party. Was Edie Falco, Steve Buscemi and Philip Seymour Hoffman? I mean, I know Louis C.K. is arguably one of the greatest comedians of all time. But, I mean, how did he get all these guys at one place at one time? I mean, that's pretty strong.

The party, I think Eadie was she was either at the party or at the there was a table reading for Horace and Pete. I might be confused of that. But Philip Seymour Hoffman was there and Joan Rivers and oh, you know who F. Murray Abrams is?

Yes, of course. Wow. But, but okay, you just glossed over Joan Rivers. You know, they killed her when she said Michelle Obama had a penis. I do. I believe that I'm not even kidding. I don't even think that's a controversy. She goes to the best plastic surgeons in the world, and all of a sudden she dies on the operating table.

I wouldn't be surprised at the Obama 86th. What do you think happened with Joe? Oh, my God. I'm talking to Alex Stein. This is why I love him. I believe that she has a penis more than I believe that they killed her. So, no, that's actually... She was a little older.

She was there, and, for me, she was there, and Philip Seymour Hoffman was there and I think he might have been on a little on a, on, because he was in the he was in the kitchen and my wife had brought some dish and Philip Seymour was in the kitchen kind of running things. And he

he takes it from her and he goes, I'll take care of this and my wife's like just just put it in the oven at whatever, and he you know, and he's like, no, I, I, he was acting all kind of fucking weird and and then he kept

it's like, hovering over the oven. I don't know. But he was the F. Murray Abrams. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it was. This is a star-studded list. So when we went to, Edy Falco answered the door, I remember it now.

It was a table reading for Horace and Pete. She answered the door. I go in, I go into the dining room where everybody sits around the table. I'm sitting across from Alan Alda. Bashimi is there. That's why you're going to see this. Jessica Lang was there. All at his apartment to do this table reading.

And I was like in shock. I'm sitting across from Alan Alder. And please, Alex, I know you like good stuff. Horace and Pete, it's like 12 episodes maybe. And he shot it like a Broadway play. In other words, we had to get it right. Like you couldn't do like a TV when you do a cut and do a retake and shit. He shot it like a Broadway because Louis is just, I'm watching Louis C.K.

At this point, this has to be 10 years ago. directing Al and Alta and Jessica Lang and they're hanging on his every word because he's that bright and that fucking it was so impressive to watch and we celebrated Alin alba's

78th birthday got a cake for him and stuff and Bashini couldn't have been nicer and oh and Stephen Wright me and Stephen Wright hung out the legend wow was he on the show too I mean, he's, wow, that's a huge deal.

He was just sitting at the bar. He had very few lines, but when he did, they were so glad. Me and him hung out, Alex, because we're comics. I had met him before a little bit doing comics come home. We hung out for 10 days or 12 days, however long it took to shoot us every day. And he's such a, such a low-key, just what you see is what you get. Kind of a hippie. He went to Emerson in the 70s.

So I was saying, and he loves my comedy. He would, you know, he brought up a couple. of bits. I would fucking be saying the most racist shit to make him laugh because he's from a different era kind of showbiz left wing but he's not a jerk about it. But I was just saying shit where he would fucking

you know crack up because he couldn't believe I was saying fucking shit. We got along great. Love him. Nick, you know, I'm a diehard Howard Stern fan. He fired everybody. But you know Howard would say when you were on the road with Artie and they would give the whack packer they'd let Richard and Sal

they can only do five minutes of comedy, and then you would have to do an hour and a half and carry the whole show. And Howard Stern, that's a pretty good endorsement, though. He said you were the funniest comic in the game, and coming from Howard Stern, I know now his politics sucks,

but he does have a good eye for talent. I'll say that. So, you know, I'm not surprised. I will, let me tell you, we talk on the great Alex Stein. Yeah, it's hard for me. I know he's a different completely, he's everything I can't stand now.

He became what he always hated himself. But I can't, I'm not going to bad mouth the guy who, who had me on the show. And I wasn't a huge name. I was pretty hot on comedy central that point in the roast and all that shit. So, you know, I mean, I will always have a soft spot for the guy. I just don't, I haven't listened to him forever. And, and you know how he spotted me, Alex? I did the Tonight Show when I was living out in L.A., and I get a call from my buddy who lives in Miami.

I'm living in L.A. I get to call it like fucking four in the morning. He's listening to Stern. It's like seven in the morning in Miami. He goes, Howard is talking about you on the tonight show last night. And he can't remember your name. He's like, call the show. So I call the show.

And they're like, yeah, he'll be right where Gary puts me on hold. I'm on hall for like 35 minutes, but I'm not going anywhere. I don't give a fuck. And then he finally comes on and goes, man, you're very funny. I couldn't sleep last night. And what's that joke you did about Triscuits up your nose or some... And that's how he... And I went, that's great.

I would have probably met him later on because I was friends with Artie. But he spotted me. And I still appreciate that. That he next morning mentioned that. And that's how the start of the relationship. And he had me in there a lot. So I hold a soft spot for that dirty Jew. Yeah, you know, honestly, you know, his career...

career he's changed. Once he got America's Got Talent, he became politically correct. But Howard Stern is the greatest radio personality of all time. I think Rush Limbaugh was probably number two. Absolutely. But it's so funny, I think I bring this up a lot. Howard, when, you know, in the 90s when Howard was on top, Rush was actually on top on the AM. You know, I think he had just high ratings. And Howard used to bash Rush all the time, make fun of them, this and that. But then when Rush Limbaugh died, he was considered to be more controversial than Howard Stern. Like you would have never thought that it would have flipped that Rush Limbaugh, because he's calling, you know, Barack Obama, monkey or whatever.

And now Howard Stern's like on America's got talent, given, you know, bluerdell. low jobs of Simon Cowell or whoever his co-host. It's just weird how it changed. I would have never thought of it, but Howard Stern's still the greatest of all time. That was the greatest radio show of all time. Rush was the greatest at what he did. He's the reason I started following politics. I kept hearing his name.

That's how big he must have been, because I wasn't even following politics at this point. I kept hearing Rush Limbaugh, and I go, first of all, that's a weird name. Who the fuck is this guy? If I only two did in, he made more sense to me than friggin' anybody I had heard talking politics. And to this day, I do some, I still quote him sometimes. But Howard Stern, that was the best radio show ever. When you got frigging Arty Lang, you got midgets running around, fucking, he has strippers in, hitting him in the ass with live salmon.

I mean, you know, not exactly meet the press. It was fucking great. But no, it'll never get better than that. But, you know, my favorite, when I first found Rush, is remember when he got fired from, they put him on the ESPN or I forget which, you know, football program, maybe it was Fox. And then he said, Donovan McNabbled never won a championship because he's a black quarterback. And I thought that was so funny. And, you know, they fired him. And that's what made me love Rush.

That's when I first started getting into Rush when he got fired for it. Alex, I forgot all about that that he did Monday Night Football. That's, when you think back now, that's pretty friggin' amazing because it, A.B. see, I mean, they've always been libs or whatever. That's how big he was though. And let's show you how the business works. If you get a big enough following, you know, I don't

if it works like that now, the left is so fucked up. We might as well get into that because that's why I got you here. They're so far gone now. I don't think that would ever happen again. What is your opinion? God, is a million things I want to ask you. How the

fuck does, I mean, this is such an insult. We're coming up on, I think Friday, on the 25th anniversary, don't you find it so insincere and gross that they're celebrating these 3,000 Americans that perish and they have this fucking jerk off Hamas-loving mayor? Don't you just find that?

It's such a, you're pissing on the graves of all those people that died. That's how I feel. Your thoughts. Well, you know, I definitely agree with you, but one thing I will say, we're talking about the 3,000 people that died on 9-11. You know what frustrates me the most, so is that the day after the terror attacks, the EPA said the air was fine. We've lost over 5,000 first responders and firefighters and, you know, police officers.

And I feel like they don't get enough of the attention that they deserve. And I'm sure they're going to honor them there. But Mom Donnie's a piece of crap. But that's my one complaint. We're talking about Mom Donnie. We need to talk about all those firemen that got terminal illnesses and risks their lives after the fact. So once again, Mom Donnie's a piece of shit. He's a communist.

They're going to try to give these free grocery stores. None of that stuff's going to work. He said that the MTA, they're going to have free bus fares. The subway prices went up. So the guy's a fraud. His mom's on the Epstein files. I mean, you know, it is what it is. But this is what I'm worried about.

We see politics right now. I'm in Texas. And Tala Rico is winning in all the polls with Paxton. And the reason is the GOP right now has lost a lot of support in Texas over the stupidest thing because we don't have weed here in Texas. So we got those Delta 8 shops, that hemp bill. They made it, Paxton and Abbott and Dan Patrick worked together to make it a felony if you have Delta 8. So a lot of the middle of the road people are mad.

They're mad at, you know, Paxton and those guys. So I'm really worried. I don't want Tala Rico to win here in Texas. You got Mom Donnie in freaking New York. AOC's probably going to be the nominee. I mean, we're just totally fucked if I'm just looking. looking at it through a crystal ball. It doesn't look very promising for the future, and I'm not trying to get too negative, but I'm really worried about Texas and this

Tilarico guy. I'm scared to death. He has said so much outrageous shit that I don't think, I mean, they're doing well on these primaries and all this shit. When it comes to the actual right, verse, left, I really, first of all, I don't even know how to talk about this, because this is how cynical I've become, and I've said it on my show many times. I don't even believe these elections are real. I really believe there's globalists, there's 10 guys that run the world. I know too much about the deep state and about the, you know, the fucking Bilderberg groups and how they meet the most powerful people in the world and they plan this shit out years ahead of time.

I really don't believe. I believe in guys like Mandami and even Letitia James, the fucking attorney general, they are placed in these positions. I don't give a fuck. People think they go out and vote like New York City. I lived in New York and I know it's left wing. People aren't that stupid. I really believe these people are placed in these positions,

whether it's Gavin Newsom. And I really do. I don't, I vote anyways because that's what they want. They want guys like me to go, you know what? My vote doesn't count. So I'll keep showing up just in case it does. But that's how cynical I have become.

And I friggin, I, I, I just, and here's my other thing. If they really, I can't believe they got the traction they have, these communist assholes. But if they ended up winning and taking control of the House and Senate, whatever, or the White House, I'm telling you, Alex, it's, it will be go time. Everybody's been predicting civil war forever.

We're not going to go back to DEI and all that other horses, opening the borders. I think people will pick up their guns. And if they don't, we deserve what we fucking get. I think we're that close if AI doesn't kill us first. Yeah, see, I think they say the Satanists are running AI, but you're right about these elections. Look at Spencer Pratt.

I watched one of these clips. It was actually a Democrat election analyst. They said Spencer Pratt was actually winning on mail-in ballots before the, I think it was the elections on June 2nd. So before the, you know, all the previous, what they do, their early voting mail-in ballots, He was actually winning against that neither-a-rom-and-girl. And then all of a sudden, after the election, they find a million more ballots for her.

So I don't trust any of these elections. You could never convince me that Donald Trump lost in 2020. There's no way. Biden was doing it from his basement. And that's what they do is they create systems where they can do the mail-in ballots. They do the ballot harvesting. And people like George Soros, it's not, people want to think, oh, you guys are so crazy. There's some deep state.

No, these people are running political action committees. running activist organizations that all they do is focus on how to cheat in these elections. So I don't, like you said, I don't trust any of these elections. I've really lost a lot of faith in our, uh, having any election integrity whatsoever. And it's baked into it when you say they go, oh, you're crazy. You know, you're, you're, you're a conspiracy theorist. That's baked into their plan. I mean, if you read the rules, I don't know if it's Olenski's rules or whoever, one of those far left guys, that's one of the plans is when the rules for radicals. I think it's solid. It might be there's a couple of it might be

right out of the Marxist playbook, but it's to accuse you of being crazy. It's like gaslighting you when you and I question their shit. That's baked into their plan and I really believe it. But then I'm going, how do you explain Trump winning? And I swear to God, if you read all this shit about how they plan this stuff ahead of time, the Rockefellas were involved in and who's going to be president and this year, it's creepy. creepy stuff. stuff. I have enough faith. I get two things. If the elections are real, I really believe we will show up in droves, even for the midterms. But because they cheat, we're not going to know that. But I think there's enough people who love this country that we're not going to let Donald Trump,

who's done more in his goddamn two terms than the last 20 presidents. If you guys are going to let him just go by the wayside, he's taking a bullet for you. Number one, you should be voting for that. but all the other shit that he's accomplished in this quicker time and you're going to go you know what gas prices are still high and potatoes cost 20 cents more than he said they were got then fuck you your thoughts well and i'm not and i haven't i didn't even talk about this on my show but i can talk about it on yours sure you know i think something weird and i hope i hope it doesn't happen

but the fact that this rnc's happening on the anniversary of charlie kirk's death the 25th anniversary of 9-11 they happen to be doing this event in Dallas, the spot where JFK was assassinated. It's literally the Air Line Center is about 0.5 miles from the grassy knoll from Dealey Plaza where, so I just, I don't think anything would happen.

I hope nothing happens, but just if something weird happened, I would not be surprised. And I hope I'm 100,000% wrong, but just something feels weird in the air. And I wouldn't be surprised if they try to take out Trump. I really worry about his safety. I do too. Because they

they're putting them in a what if the the food card and the airplane saying they're going to take out his airplane. I mean, he knows that the pressure's on. So I'm worried. And could you imagine how demoralizing that would be if they assassinated Donald Trump? I mean, I think the country, talk about a civil war. We would have a civil, after Charlie, and then they did that. There would be people with guns in the street, marching.

Yeah, and I'll be fucking, I'll be one of them. I don't have kids. Yeah. I don't have freaking kids, you know? I just I hope that's the case if that ever happened that I mean everybody you know the right is loaded with the veterans and people I mean if it ever came down to that they don't know but I just don't believe that that the people like mandami and and these that black chick I don't even know what her name is saying the hurray all these so-called socialist last comment I can't believe that they're got the traction that they have, even to this point in a country after what Trump has done, I just can't believe. I don't believe the polls.

I don't believe Trump's underwater like in every poll, whether it's, how are you underwater? How are your numbers bad? People feel that you're terrible on immigration. When nobody, that's bullshit to me. That's pure propaganda. That's the best thing that he's done. I mean, the fact that he shut down the border. But see, they want to open it right back up.

That's what we're sure. Yeah, we're not going to put up with that. You know, I mean, I don't think so. But here in Texas, I'll tell you this much, though, Nick, what's crazy is I like big booty Latina, so I don't even really care about the Mexican as much. But they got, I'm more mad about the H-1B fraud where they give these visas to all these Somalis, all these Indians. They come here legally.

Yes. And they got like a social security number. They can get social services. That's right. At least an illegal immigrant, they can't get any of the access. So I really think we need to shut down basically. we need to have an immigration moratorium. We need to stop letting people in here

because it's gotten so crazy. I think this legal immigration is about just as bad as the freaking illegal immigration. You're right. You're absolutely right. I remember Ann Colt is saying that like 12 years ago in one of her books saying you know, moratorium at all, legal and

illegal. And absolutely. And the left, the reason they're doing all this shit and opening the gates is for future voters. I mean, that's the main goal. So I can't believe there are people. I'm supposed to believe that are people that still can look at what the Democrat

and what they did under Biden and go, yeah, but I still love America. No, you don't. You're fucking insane. And you should be put the death in front of your kids on the front line. No, Nick, you nailed it. They hate America.

The young people hate America. So it's actually, this is actually a good thing. I want to tell this quick story. So in New York City, I got kicked out of a city council meeting and I sued them and I settled. I settled. No, they dragged me out. settled to them for $15,000, but I had a similar court case in Texas.

And it went to the federal courthouse. It took about three years. We put on a great case. It's a First Amendment case. They even admit that they didn't follow the rules of their commission meeting. The person that kicked me out, they were supposed to take a vote if they were going to kick me out. So listen, they admitted all this. The jury is four black women, one Mexican woman, and one white guy.

in trying to explain to these black people, they didn't care about the Constitution. They didn't care about the First Amendment because to them, and I looked into this after the fact, they look at it like it's slavery. Oh, the Constitution that has to do with slavery. So we have a lot of young people and people my age, your age, that hate America. And that's the problem. If we actually had citizens that love this country, they would want to protect it. So I think that actually is what it boils down to.

There's too many Americans that hate our own country. Well, yes. And that is a direct result of the education. the academia with the far left got their claws into 40, 50 years ago and it's only been

getting far left with each fucking year and they are turning out they are literally turning out young socialist slash Marxists literally and when you're at that age

you don't know shit and that's what they count on it's in dark it's like grooming only through education and yeah you're looking at the product of that and you gotta hand it to the left man

they played the long they played the long game that's why we look like we do. But black kids, Nick, black kids in Chicago can't read. They said the sixth graders in Chicago, less than 1% of the public school system kids, can even read at their grade level. I mean, so we've literally got people that can't even fucking read. That is like the bare minimum.

I mean, you're not a, I mean, you're a comedic genius, but I'm not the best reader in the world, but I can fucking read. I mean, you know what I mean? I know. These people can't even read. That's because they're retarded. they're mentally retarded. I blame the vaccines.

All right. Well, blame the vaccines. All right. Well, blame Fauci. Fuck him, that greasy guinea. Yeah. Yeah, no, I hear you, man. And they can't read for a reason, and a lot of white kids can't read.

I mean, all these, and that was a plan. That's the plan. I mean, you go to college. You know, not in college. You go to high school. You think they're learning American history and how great this country is. They're being fed nothing but left-wing propaganda.

And that's when your brain's most in, impressionable. And they really did a number on us. And I don't know how you turn the ship around. The only way it's going to get turned around is I really think. And I'm not, I don't want to be hyperbolic here. You're going to have to fucking pick up a gun eventually. I mean, like you said, if something happens to Trump,

I swear to God I'll get on a train tomorrow. Do they frisk people when you get on Amtrak? If you do it on a train, if you do it on a subway train, they won't even catch you. You know, they caught that person on fire and the subway train. train. They never even caught them. I mean, what is going on? And you know, you know, people used to respect the NYPD though. Now it's just a bunch of like fat lesbian. It's like the WMBA. You know what I mean? It's just a bunch of 300-pound women. What do you think about the WNBA though, Nick? I'm sure you got

some high takes on that. I mean, what a joke. Isn't that crazy? That's the best soap opera on TV is watching those black women beat up Caitlin Clark. I love it. Then they're throwing dildos on the court. That's a You're right. It makes you actually like women's basketball. I love it. I swear to God, they know that. And they're like, you know what? We have to keep this up. It's a soap opera. It's the reason we get nice.

It sure isn't because of our fast break and our tight defense we're playing. Your abs are fucking lowly. I love it. And Sophie Cunningham, I am madly in love. She's my favorite athlete right now. I've always been a blonde hair, blue eye freak. You can ask my wife. My wife goes, I don't have blue eyes.

I go, you don't. But Sophie Cunningham saying what everybody thinking and just the goddamn cutest thing and and Clay Caitlin Clark I have to love her how tough she is and she's that much better than everybody else and once again identity politics ruins anything it touches whether it's politics the WMBA it ruins everything it's the left's playbook it's all intentional wake the fuck up America not my viewers I know you'd vote like me and Alex do but I'm saying the rest of the country I don't know how you don't see it it it It's unbelievably.

I'll give you the last word, Alex. I've kept you long enough. Oh, and I want to say. Go ahead. Well, I want to say the one conspiracy, too, you know why Kathy Englebird had to step down and why they won't say that they won't have transgender in the WMBA is because they already do have transgender. Brittany Griner is a female to male transgender.

Oh, yes. There's multiple players that. So they would have to be very, they would have to say, oh, well, we can't have male to female transgender because they already have transgender in the league. And people don't talk about that. that. It's so true. I was watching a game the other night. It was delayed for 10 minutes. One of the girls got kicked in the nuts going in for a layup. Yeah, the WNBA, they're getting testicular cancer.

You know, the women's basketball league. Alex, let me ask you a question. When does that R&C thing start? Is it tonight? Yes, it starts today. I'm about to head there right now. Three o'clock, the door's open. So I'm about to head there here in the next couple hours. So I'll be there. And I'm going to go, like I said, I'm going to go deal with the protest. I'm going to go walk around the event, but I'm more excited to go yell at some Antifa. Are you going to be dressed like that? Are you going to be dressed like that? No. Oh, yeah, I will be dressed like. Yes. I will be dressed like. You look like a Republican to the tour. So watch. Thank you. And give your plugs out where they can watch you.

Yeah, guys, watch Real America's Voice. I'm on Monday through Friday. If you got to Dish for Channel 218. We're on every platform, wherever you get your podcast, or every YouTube. If you guys can't find me, you're not looking hard enough. And once again, I got to kiss your butt, Nick. It's always a pleasure. You are an icon. No, you don't. I know sometimes you like to be self-deprecating, but watching you on tough crowd and, you know, you've been on The Sopranos, your best friends of Louis C.K. hanging out with Phillips, Seymour Hoping. Those are stories that not a lot of people can say, and that's why you're a legend. And Howard Stern, you're the funniest comedian in Howard Stern's opinion. So it doesn't get much better than that. So as an always, it's an honor and privilege when I get to come and speak with you, my friend.

of mutual and believe me I'd have you on more if I didn't think but I'd rather I want to see you out there banging heads and then we'll have you on it to talk about it it's it's invaluable what you do so hey it's good good luck tonight stay safe and uh yeah I'll be looking for it and and watch you want it you want to laugh and be and and watch that's the thing on TV the left and the right call each other names fox calls but they never get together in the same room he goes right up to their face and go you're fucking idiot and here's why God bless you, Nick. All right.

Keep me in your prayers. You got it. Talk to you soon. Stay safe. That is it, folks. I want to thank a great guest, Alex Stein, and thank you, people, for tuning in as usual. You guys think it.

I'll say you very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow. Have a nice day. Hi. Good night, everybody.