The Nick DiPaolo Show - Another Biden Gaslight Speech | Nick Di Paolo Show #1603

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Biden's gaslighting, KJP's lies, Obama's thoughts and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

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We'll do it live! Fuck it! Do it live! I can all write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks! Ah, never gets old. No! That's an Irishman from New York with a temper who, you know, alpha male, bully, fucking,

things weren't going wrong. And I guarantee I play it because, well, it sounds like my dad 24 hours a day when he was alive. I guarantee Bill O'Riley was right in that situation. Some young nitwit fucking producer was in charge. You do that today, they arrest you. Wait a minute, this kid got a trophy in fifth grade. Yeah, we all did.

Suck it and die. How are you folks? Final day of the week from the great state of Georgia. Great city of Savannah. That's right, Savannah. I tell you, no fucking kids. I can't folks i've never let these you know i've been doing this a while the news and left versus right and all this horse shit that we uh find ourselves following closely it's never affected me mentally until i'd say the last

week or so the headlines especially since Kimala just got coronated that it it's it's not left versus right red versus blue it really is sane versus insane and I'm sure they think that about us but only one of us is right there's only one truth even they admit on the left that there's more than one truth that's how I know they're fucking wrong the headlines about Biden being the one of the greatest that's little rat fucking black raggedy and all black in the end. Look at me, look at us in the face and go and he got more accomplished in four years than any president, most any president in two.

I get chills. I get chills. I understand lying to us and stuff but to keep gaslighting even on the way out I can't I can't believe what I'm reading now they're trying to try to pull the Trump is old and she's young do you see the level they work at you have to be retarded to believe that or very evil or an evil retarded person which I think is what we witnessed in the White House for the last almost four years, mixed with dementia and, you know, all kinds of stomach problems. Just a nitwit. And he was gaslighting on the way out. I can't believe

what I'm hearing, what I'm reading. Everybody hated her, not just the right, the left. Remember how unpopular Kamala was polling horribly like the whole time she's been in office they were embarrassed of her now in 48 hours they're supposed to believe she's the best thing that ever come along that is creepy I don't know how many people are buying into it but boy they whipped all the people and right in behind her didn't they all the people who were behind her. Didn't they? All the people who were kind of resisting.

Except one. We'll get to him in a few minutes. Barack Obama. Don't make me have respect for him now. I always thought he was the leader of this coup, but apparently not, because he didn't want her in there. And I think the orders come from way above the sources of the world or whoever. Yeah, the Schwab's exactly. And he's furious about this.

But I can't believe the headlines and what people are saying. And it's not going to work, folks. She got nothing to run on. I'll almost make the argument Gavin Newsom could defend his record better than her it's really a tie I mean at least he tried shit and it didn't work this broad did nothing never talked to the borders eyes or anything nothing how long you think those are gonna hold up even with the media on their side? I Mean I could debate her tonight and murder her

What do you think Trump's gonna do to her and? They're already start. No, she's young and fresh. Look at him the old race It is so much horse shit coming your way folks. Just keep your eye on the ball. That was a Improbbed fucking mono. I didn't mean to do it. Probably the article I go on is gonna say what I just said. Or the one I, you know, whatever. Gaslighting till the very end, I told you. President Biden addressed the, that was my headline by the way,

President Biden addressed the nation Wednesday night. I didn't even watch it. I said I can't. I can't have this guy look in my eye one more time and try to gaslight me in America It's just fucking sickening He addressed the nation Wednesday night about his decision. Oh, it was his decision to abruptly end this campaign It was his decision. There's fucking big fat lie number one

They played him like a violin This was all planned probably four years ago They played him like a violin This was all planned probably four years ago He doesn't know it hit him and there and he's looking right at us in the eye. I've decided you decided shit Abruptly end this campaign and insisted he will remain president through January despite broad concern about his mental Acuity, what are we doing? What's going on right now? You have no idea.

I revere this office, but I love my country more. That's why I call half you terrorists and racists. The 81-year-old shithead said in a prime time address from the Oval Office in his first extended public remarks on his decision Sunday to step aside and endorse Vice President Kamala, who doesn't even know how to say her name. She says it three different ways. Let's go to SpongePantsDoBob. Nothing can come in the way of saving our democracy.

Excuse me, Grampy? That includes personal ambition. Feel that energy? So I've decided the best way forward is to pass the torch to a new generation. Wow, he's plagiarizing Kennedy. It's the best way to unite our nation the torch to a new generation. Wow, he's plagiarized in Kennedy time. It's the best way to unite our nation. That's an old line. You know, there is a time and a place for long years of experience in public life.

Oh my God, feel that energy. There's almost a time and a place for new voices, fresh voices, yes, younger voices. He said it. And that time and place is now. Oh my God. I tried, I did the best I could! What about me? What am I supposed to do? Oh you bullshit of you. Again just reading off the teleprompter like he has been four years. It's been the honor of my life to serve you, serve as your president, I wish we felt the same way, but the defense of democracy, which is at stake. That's so funny coming from the Democrat Party who just pulled a coup, basically saw he had the shittiest ratings and said we've

got to replace him, regardless of the rules of how we run elections in this country. But they're talking. The Capitol yesterday, thousands upon thousands of anti-Israeli, basically Hamas, I'm sure some of the terrorists that have snuck in were in the mix, you wouldn't know, right inside the Capitol building, in wrestling and punching the police and shit. Who's against democracy? You think they're gonna get arrested and thrown in jail just for being there for the next 10 years like they did people who were peacefully protesting?

Who's for democracy? George Floyd, you that I'm preaching to my people because I know you guys think like I do. Spread it around. Spread this show. I don't know how you do it. Go to AOL. Ain't you going to MySpace? Anyways, defense of democracy, which is at stake, I think is more important than any title. What a fucking lying sack of shit. Biden said he stood down to unite the Democrats.

You didn't stand down. You were knocked down, who had become divided over his cognitive fitness and electability against Republican nominee Donald Trump. In recent weeks, it's become clear to me, I need to unite my party, but nothing can come in the way of saving our democracy. I'm trying to arrest him. That's democracy in action, right, Joe? You filthy fuck. And that includes personal ambition, Biden said. We're all securing our border. Oh, God, he's still saying that. He's still saying that. He's still saying that.

He's still saying that. He's still saying that. He's still saying that. He's still saying that. He's still saying that. He's still saying that. filthy fuck and that includes personal ambition Biden said we're all securing our border he's still saying that balls on this prick Biden claimed despite sequential record-high illegal crossings during his first three years in office border crossings out lower today than when the previous administration left office. Oh my god. You're lying. And you're a

piece of shit. Good riddance. Stay in the background. I don't even know that he lives till January. I mean natural causes will get him. How ironic would it be if he, I don't know, goes back to Delaware to his summer home and stuff and he's trying to clean the gutters and falls off the roof because it's too slanted. Oh my goodness. I don't want that to happen, Joe, even though you're just a fucking crook and you have been for 50 something years. Let's move on to the lying snapper. White House press secretary Karen Jean-Pierre insisted, have you ever seen anybody that can look you in the eye, well, better than Biden? Her.

She had the gaslight every day. I don't even know who could have done her job. She sure didn't do it well. She might be the worst ever, like the president. But she was put in a position where she had to tell these huge lies. Kareem Jean-Pierre insisted Wednesday that President Biden remains sharp as a tack. Can you fucking imagine having the nerve to look into the camera and say that?

Absolutely. Could serve another four terms. Here's what we're going to do. Keep that quote from her. When he passes away, and it's going to gonna be within four years She has to stay in the room of the corpse For the next year for lying Stunning journalists at first they didn't seem stun. Nobody stood up and saying you're a lying fuckface. Where's that journalists? So let's say he gets canned. You know what he does becomes huge

He can write a book. I'm the journalist that fucking Finally called bullshit on the government. The journalists were stunned I'm sure they were at first briefing since Biden dropped his reelection campaign over concerns about his mental acuity. Look, she says and I'm quoting The corn on the cob girl. Look, he didn't step down from campaigning or from running because he didn't believe he could serve in a second term. That is not why. We know that's not why. Somebody told him to get out. Jean-Pierre claimed the incredulity of the press corps.

The press secretary said the 81-year-old president's decision to drop out Sunday and endorse Vice President Kamala Harris was in the best interest of the country and the Democrat Party. Do you want to see her lying in action? What's she doing with the, what is she gonna breastfeeds Buttigieg's kids later? You nappy-headed dope ya. Here's here's her lying. When is she gonna go away? Wouldn't this be a good time to clean house with her too? I mean, Jesus, what a lying sack of shit. I'm sorry folks, I don't know how to forget. And then what I will say is that

it is not easy making a decision that the president made on Sunday. It is just not she is the and as all you know it is unusual this is not the norm she is terrible yeah he decided this is not the norm neither is your haircut will give you that job she is a poster girl for DEI or is it Kamala or is it the secret service woman? No, KJP hasn't because she checks three boxes. Yeah, true. She checks a lot of boxes if you know what I'm saying.

Moments later, I think I gave that the gut bell. Couldn't quite use that on Fox, but no, actually, he said he checked, no, I gave him a, checked more boxes than a, something about a legal gynecologist or something. Some guy moonlighting is a gynecologist. Moments later another report had pressed, why is it in the country's best interest for him to step aside? Does it have to do with his health?" And she said, That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to

answer. It has nothing to do with his health. She kept lying, Jean-Pierre claimed. Oh, God. You pompous, stuck up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbagumbag fuckface dickhead. But that's like white noise to me. I relax and I asked about allegations that Biden's inner circle had covered up his cognitive condition. She asserted it's not a cover up. That will be Pelosi's face. And that it was ridiculous. I in quote, she says for public figures to suggest he resigned before his term ends in January.

You know, God bless you. Nobody believes a word you're saying, but I'll tell you, you committed to that job. There, Spartacus. What? That's my new name for everybody. Okay, now here comes the most interesting to me out of all this horseshit, because I really thought Obama, I mean, he's the best. He's the most knowledgeable Marxist there. And at least I thought he was carrying all the juice. So maybe not. You know, it's so funny. I want to like Barack Obama, like, personally.

But I can't. I just can't for what he did to this fucking country. And believe me, he had a lot to do with it. Barack not backing bubblehead. Following Joe Biden's shock resignation from the race on Sunday and his immediate endorsement of the vice president, most of the Democratic elite have been quick to rally behind Harris.

But Obama, that's Barack, is, hey, where's Michelle? I haven't heard much from her, is a notable exception. I guess the fuck. This is how many saw that Joe endorsed Obama's very upset because he knows she can't win a Biden family source somebody who's close to the Bidens is leaking the shit like to know who that a Biden for a Biden family source said that so and when Obama heard that he said hey where are the white women at? Obama knows she's just

incompetent. The borders are who never visited the border saying that all migrants should have health insurance. She cannot even navigate the landmines that are ahead of her. That is you are correct sir. That's the source saying what Obama's thinking. The source doesn't have high hopes for a TV debate between Trump and Harris. Wait until the debate the the source says, she can't debate. She's going to put her foot in her mouth about Israel, Palestine, Ukraine. She's going to say something really stupid, the source said. Guy's right on the money.

She can't talk for more than a minute without, you know, she's going to have to read off the teleprompter. I wonder who's going to be writing it. She is far, she is left to Obama. I mean, at least he knew how to play the game until he became president. You know what I mean? He went to Harvard with the legitimate smarts.

This broad is going to blow up in five minutes, I swear to God. If anybody in the press, unless they're all playing along, well, I mean, they're all going to play. I'm saying we need, you know, America One or whatever so-called right-wing media, which is not even close to right-wing. If I was running the stage, I'd have my anchor in blackface at five o'clock. I'm kidding, folks. According to the source, Obama's hope

was to get Biden out of the way. And an article written by George Clooney in the New York Times asking him to step aside was part of that plan. However, the higher ups in the Democrat Party, who the fuck is that? Schumer? Didn't count on Biden endorsing Harris right away. See, he got cut off guard and Obama was shocked

There's his face when Joe endorsed her That's what the insider said after Biden's ouster Obama who wanted Arizona Senate to inform an astronaut How the fuck can you be an astronaut be a Democrat? Mark Kelly at the top of the ticket too much radiation. I Kelly at the top of the ticket too much radiation I know he lives in Arizona too let's put a Jimmy hat on when he goes out I'll tell you who he looks like I'll do an impression for you I looked into Michael Myers eyes he had dead eyes as a child there was nothing there. It's the guy from, yeah, fuck it.

Keep forgetting Dallas is 40 years old, not 140. Anyways, the convention is held next month. Actually, he would be like, you know what? He's the most accomplished. I can see why they'd want him somewhere on the ticket, right? Guy was a fucking astronaut, Elise. Obama, it still might be him with Kamala. That would balance off the ticket moron shithead and astronaut. Obama is furious things haven't gone his way which

is why he's not joining in the Democratic Party support of Harris don't make me like this guy. That's what the Biden source said when when Joe heard that I mean when Obama heard who they picked he's like fuck you and fuck you who's next who's not Mark Kelly okay now we're getting somewhere let's take a break from politics if you can but you really can't because it infiltrates all facets of our lives including sports as you know as you know I guess this is the week the Olympics kick off in France I don't know how that's gonna go down Anti-semitism has always been through the roof in France. So let's have it there

Well Hamas and the Middle East is burning and half of Palestine had taken over the capital in the United States yesterday You're gonna tell me this isn't a perfect storm. I'm going to make one of my predictions, and I hope I'm wrong, but there's going to be some type of terrorist incident. Do you understand how they do it, folks? 72 Olympics? Fucking Berlin. Was it Berlin?

Who's at Berlin, right? Munich. I always say Berlin today. It was Munich. Thank you very much. And you know what happened. Jewish hostages, athletes were taken and all murdered. Because it's a huge, it's a world spotlight to get your cause across. You know what I mean?

It's like Fritos coming up with a new commercial for a Super Bowl. I don't see how something's not going to go bad over there. And again, I hope I'm fucking wrong. But Jesus. Two weeks of jam-packed action in Paris have already started with football. That will be soccer, folks.

And rugby, I think they mean soccer. Because they're talking about football eventually. And rugby, seven, it says sevens events, which began two days before the opening ceremony. But the start of the Olympic games have not gone to plan for organizers following a chaotic match between Argentina, Morocco. I took Morocco minus to two for 1,100, Alex.

Morocco had taken a two goalgoal lead against Argentina before Argentina fought back to level the score that would be a tie with a dramatic equalizer from Christian mmm Medina sorry that was poverty burning himself on a hot plate but there and we can do the video here if you want I didn't does it show the goal oh no I get you okay go ahead show them this is a people but have I yeah people are gonna come on and throw bottles and shit in this clip they charge this but this is wait a minute this clip is after the all the

horse shit I'm gonna describe I know all right good show this is one of the most weirdest things that happened in football today there was a match between Argentina and Morocco and what happened will leave you shocked at first everything was normal the first half ended with 1-0 Morocco leading soon as the second half started score became 1-0 Morocco leading. Soon as the second half started score became 2-0, still Morocco leading. The shocking thing happened on the 90th minute. The referee gave an extra time of 16 minutes. But wait there is more. Argentina scored on 90 plus 16 minutes. That's when a fan

invaded and the game had to stop. I kind of see his point. The game resumed two hours later, and shockingly the Argentina's goal was to surround for offside. And also. Ha ha ha ha. We're just asking for, the Olympics are just throwing gas on the fire. You know what this is now,

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