The Nick DiPaolo Show - Another Tr@nny Mass Shooter | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1857

Episode Date: February 17, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about AOC Fails On World Stage, Measles In Florida, Tourist Trashed Terminal, Dems Cheating in NC, Cali Seniors, Yet Another Trannie Murderer and Duvall Dies! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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It's the way to go. Today I'll be talking about AOC. showing her true intelligence. Another disease comes back that we wiped out 100 years ago, thanks to fucking immigration in the left. And we have a, excuse me, what the fuck? We have cheating in North Carolina as far as voting goes and everywhere else that Trump won that election.

Do you need any more proof since he's come back? Because he's going to give it to you. He's already got people all over the place. Pulling shit up, but I know, folks. Yeah, so that's what we got to talk about. And sad news, the great Robert DeBal, who I don't know, anybody who didn't like him as an actor. He just took his craft serious and passed away yesterday. But that's the bad news.

Good news. Jesse Jackson passed away today. Yeah. I said it. I meant it. I felt it. I lived in New York City when he was yapping all the time and calling everybody racist. And he was running for president once.

And he called New York City, hi-me-town. He didn't wonder why he didn't get elected. Then he's hanging out with like Malcolm. Malcolm X. He's hanging out with, you know, Lewis Farrakhan while he's running for president. So did Obama. Didn't he fucking go to his church or some shit? Anyways, the fucking left.

At what point do you go, okay, that's enough? We've played your games enough. And I said this yesterday. I'm going to repeat it for my fans out there. Anytime you said arguing politics with the lefty, just go, you guys are against showing an ID to vote. That's all I'm going to say. That's all we need to know about you.

That covers everything. That covers everything. You don't bargain in good faith. You're fucking slimy. Just do that for me, will you? Hi, I'm Pat Robertson. This is the 700 Club. Fuck them Jews.

Anyway. By the way, I defend the Jews all the time. You know that. What is it? What else? I don't know. What did I do? God, I've been playing the guitar lately. Just funk and I'm like, Jesus. It makes me feel like I did something. I'm in there for nine hours. It's fun, though. You watch, like, you can see how people learn an instrument on YouTube. Excuse me.

I'm watching, like, six different versions of Tennessee whiskey, how you can play the solo and shit all over the neck. And it's fascinating. I don't know who invented the shit. I'll still say this, though, who I've invented the guitar, but me, eh, could have made it much easier. It's ridiculous. I mean, as far as, you know, all the guys who were experts, like, shut up, it's perfect. It's not.

I want the strings two inches apart from each other. When I, when I'm doing a friggin, you know what, a bar cord, this goddamn finger, you know, this is, you know, This is you use this as the bar and, you know, these two, whatever. This fucking, this pad always mutes the string below it. I was literally going like this with a knife yesterday, trying to get some, get some meat. Then you get discouraged and you're like, oh, for Christ's sake. And Colin Quinn, every time I tell me, he's like, yeah, that's something you're supposed to, you know, take up when you're young.

Like, I'm not trying to join a fucking tour. I just want somebody to play Nugent at my funeral. And by the way, I feel and sleep, that'll be about a month from now. If I don't have cancer of the spine, you do. I don't know what the fuck. I wake up every... You can only blame the pillow for so long. I don't know what the fuck what I'm supposed to do.

You know how you should sleep and I think how we were meant to sleep? Upside down like Grandpa Munster. Right? No pressure on the points. Olympics. Boy, Canada and the United States are on a collision course in hockey. For both, male and female, actually.

I think the rest of the world should just say, yeah, fuck it, they're going to be in it every year. Although there were some tremendous hockey plays when you watch NHL from all over the world. But my boy, Tom Wilson, who's a Canadian, and one of the toughest guys to ever put on the skates in my opinion, and a good hockey player, You're not, I mean, when he was younger, he would cross-check you in the face and take a 10-game suspension without thinking twice.

But he was a good hockey player, too, you know. And he got into it with a Frenchman yesterday. And they kicked the Frenchman out of the Olympics. I sort of understand they don't want fighting in the Olympic. And I mean, I kind of, maybe just give him one game where you can have one fight. Anyway, because this guy elbowed one of the Canadian plays in the head. And Tom Wilson does what he does. He went after the fucking guy, ran him.

And this guy grabbed Wilson. This guy was a monster. Because Wilson's a fucking tough, rugged guy. And this Frenchman yanked him down real quick. But it wasn't like a, they didn't stand in exchange. And Wilson was on the, the refs were trying to hold him down. He was furious at this Frenchman through him. And he got up and came around and, you know, try to get some shots in.

But they booted the, it's kind of odd. They boot the French guy. But don't boot Wilson. I wonder if that's a makeup call for the French judges in figure skating. Fucking the United States. Nah, that's the United States. Well, anyways. My boy, Tom Wilson, who, by the way, Stephen Crowder, that's his doppelganger.

They are the same person. I bet you're the same size, too. Crowder's a big fuck. That's all I get, folks, as far as life in the Fast Lane, you know. Let's get to it, I guess. Alice, anything happening? If I can flip the car over the highway to, I know. There's a kid doing one-on-push-ups now.

Yeah, let's get on with it, as they say in the biz. First thing, first headline, I can do anything you can do. You know, that song, don't you? Remember this one? Maybe I don't have it. Thought I did. We're going to start with this shit or anything? I can do anything.

than you. No, you can. Yes, I can. No, you can. No, you can. No, you can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can.

I got a mustache. Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

Why am I saying that? Rubio gave a speech. I don't know where it was. One of those ones in front of leaders from all over the world. Doesn't really matter. It was so good. It was in Europe.

some summit. It was in Europe. It was so good, and the Europeans aren't crazy about us right now. It was so good, he got a standing ovation. And this guy is just plain, and I love J.D. Vance. So for me, it doesn't matter.

Either one, I would not be upset. I like J.D. Vance, how he came from nothing and whatever. But this guy, and you know what? I always say he reminds me Michael Collingone. It's the tone of his voice. he's got the same

he's such a serious guy but he gave a speech that was so I listened to parts of it it was so good they gave him a standing ovation at the end yeah I listened to the whole thing last night and it see multiple points

this guy is just the best producer there is he fucking listen they there were multiple points where they were applauding they were clapping and applauding it's like me at the funny bone Tampa

when they said He has to get off the stage. Yeah, check out this. And is there any doubt he's presidential material? I really think he's, I always, I kept my mouth shut because there was a period where people saying, well, he's a little, he's not as far right as he should be on some shit. I just kept my mouth shut.

I just felt he's kind of a natural. I've never not been impressed by, but listen to some of this speech. We are part of one civilization, Western civilization. We are bound to one another by the deepest bond. that nations could share, forged by centuries of shared history, Christian faith, culture, Jew money, what? Language, ancestry.

Dot com. Sacrifices are forefathers made together for the common civilization. We in America have no interest in being polite and orderly caretakers of the West's managed decline. We do not seek to separate, but to revitalize an old friendship and renew the greatest civilization and human history. Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, getting an unprecedented standing ovation from Europe's political class in Munich

yesterday, feeling speculation of being a frontrunner for president in 2008. I always saw him as that, to be honest with you. Pretty impressive guy, and he's been great. And I love the fact that Trump, you know, put him in there.

Remember, they used to bite each other's faith, but that's what you do in politics. But under that, Trump made a mental note going, yeah, this guy's, this guy's good. So anyways, he gives that speech. And in the speech, it comes up a point where he's talking about cowboys, American cowboys, and how they actually came from Spain originally. And AOC was over there, and she had to weigh in because she's just a brilliant woman.

And it's just, watch this. Rubio's speech was a pure appeal to Western culture. Because she puts Western culture in air quotes because she doesn't believe in it's a one-world thing with her. Western culture and she doesn't like Western culture. She'd rather more of a Stalinist twist to it. Western, what are you air-quoting for? Now show me your tits. Action.

My favorite part was when he said that American cowboys came from Spain. I believe the Mexicans and descendants of African enslaved peoples would like to have a word on that. They in fact did come from Spain, and I'm not going to say I knew it beforehand. But yeah, it wasn't out of her mouth two minutes in the fucking internet. This is where you got to, you can't bullshit. The internet fucking destroyed her. And people fact checked. And in fact, you think Rubio's going to go up there half-assed?

Why don't you just admit, the country runs better on the men. Nick, how can you say that? Well, let's take a look at who you almost had as president. Kamala Harris. No DEI hire there. Hillary Clinton. The only one I would have made president was Eleanor Roosevelt because she looked like a tight end

for the Eagles. Even back then, I have these, I'm like a kid, I have these, what do you call them, flashcards of presidents and shit? And they put in, you know, some of the wives. I literally fucking dropped the car, and I saw, oh, my God. Well, even back then, the real smart women, the movers and shakers were, they were, or gay. Didn't come out, maybe.

But this broadhead's shoulders like Erlacker. So, yeah, that was dinkweed weighing in. And was this at the same trip? She was also asked another foreign policy question. See, she's great at tearing down America and watching the news and Fox and just ripping, you know, ripping us a new asshole as far as how unfair it isn't. That's what she does. It's what most of the Dems do. Chuck Schumer, by the way, is the fucking devil.

He is the fucking devil. You give Jews a bad name. Let's Somebody asked her a question about Taiwan. Let's see if she did any better. And Congress will start with you. Would and should the U.S. actually commit U.S. troops to defend Taiwan

if China were to move? You know, I think that this is such a, you know, I think that this is a, this is of course a very longstanding

policy of the United States. And I think what we are hoping for is that we want to make sure that we never get to that point. And we want to make sure that we are moving in all of our economic, research and our global positions to avoid any such confrontation and for that question to even arise.

Wow! Sounds like Nick DePaulo and an essay in history. Who did that bit? Teddy Bergeron. Oh God. Differentiate the difference between the War of 1812 and the Spanish War. Well, these Spanish war, unlike the French and Indian war. He goes, I shouldn't have brought a pan, I should have brought a shovel. Oh, God, what a dink, huh? You are. On, on, again, not on, like I said, ripping down the right. It's all you guys are good at is criticizing other people's ideas, but you got nothing.

You pretend to be, you've been wrong about everything. from fucking COVID to Trump being a Russian agent. Just name it. Trump being an idiot coming down the escalator. You know, little things. Hillary and Benghazi, the fucking new green scam. All the shit is proven to be bullshit. It's not just the Republicans going, it's bullshit.

And that's why, and people go, there's no difference between the two parts. There's a few people you can say that about. But for the most part, don't get me that shit. You're against a fucking showing an ID when you vote. I just, I don't need to hear anymore. Anyways, and I didn't even show you the one of Whitmer I had. Governor Whitmer was asked something about Ukraine, and she literally goes, well, as a governor, I'm not really, he, she looks at this guy Whitaker, who was like an ambassador for Trump. He's on Gutfeld all the time.

He's like a, was he a Kansas guy? He's a bald, but you can tell he played football or Iowa or something. And she goes, would you want to answer that? And he goes, no, I'd like to hear your answer. Throws it right back on her lap. And she made an ass of herself. How dare you, you know, show up to one of those things. You should bone up a little.

Hey, guys, speaking of boning up, I'm selling all kinds of bones, uh, elephant bones. Nick DiPollo, Nick Dip.com, go to the merch page to support the show. And buy some type of things. We have the bras with the underwire and the two-by-fours in the back and the padlock in the front. Hoodies, T-shirts, wife-beater shirt, actually used white bea-shirt. It's already blood on them and marineris sauce. Good thing.

Also, you want to send a personalized video to somebody? I'll say what you're thinking so you don't have. to go to shoutout.us and I'll make a video you tell me uh you know roughly what you'd like to bust somebody's balls or say happy birthday or bar mitzvah. I'm kidding, no Jews. I uh, what? Let's move on to Maria's measles. Well, who's Maria? Well, we're going to find the fuck out. This was my biggest complaint. I think I said it on tough crowd. What that's that's 25 years ago. now about how because of all the fucking illegals in the country. We're talking about a back thing.

Can you imagine a quarter century ago that diseases are coming back that we wiped out, you know, 100 years ago? More than 40 measles cases have been reported. Gee, I wonder why that's just popping up now. What could have at Ave Maria University, I used to return kickoffs for them in the late 80s. What a schedule we had. We played the bitches of St. Mary's and the twats of Thomas Aquinas. A letter from Tom to the head coach.

Yeah. Ave Maria. Did you know that was a school? Avey. Unless it's Ave Maria. It's Maria Ave, you assol. Ave Maria. Excuse me.

In southwest Florida. Jesus, I think they put me up there when I did the funny bone. It kind of looks like a fast food restaurant sign. It does. The sign does. You're right. I just got a hankering for a cheeseburger. Can I get a cheeseburger and a glass of holy water?

Please. And hold the wafers. I'll go with French fries. They have a side of wafers that are very dry. Then you go, do you have the... Anyways, marking the largest outbreak on an American college campus in recent history, if you want to call that a campus. First of all, I like the building

designed after the Pope's hat. Is it not? It's the Pope's goddamn hat. The situation at the private Catholic college comes amid a broader national increase in measle cases with 2,280 confirmed infections nationwide in 2025. That gives an idea how much we had wiped it out

because that's not a ton in a nation that's right at 40 million, but it showed you how in more than 900 cases reported so far in 2026. This picture has nothing to do with measles. This is a guy who took Sky Rizzy and, no, I'm kidding. Here is the person, the Health and Human Service Agency, thinks is responsible for bringing back the measles to our country.

And check this person out. You, let me know for you. Come on down to the side. Now, I know that's AI, but I guarantee you that person. No doubt it. No, I've seen it before. Everybody's talking about AI. There's no doubt.

Matter of fact, I think the person might be real. The rest of it in the car and the splash and was a fucking ass. The ones like that that are so over-to-time, and it's old, I laugh at it. As you'll see later on the show, but that thing, you know, that thing's got a nice, walk. Shake that moneymaker. I love you for helping me to construct of my life. Not a tavern

but a temple. I love. Jimmy Dean sausage. Same to my ass. Ten at a time. Not Italian sausage. Not Gilbazard. Nick, what?

Since the start of the semester 48 nurse assessed students have progressed. beyond the contagious period. And look at this. We're doing a story on pizza right in the middle of measles. That's what my pizzas were shaped like before my wife got me the pan,

have progressed beyond the contagious period and now have natural immunity. Ave Maria University posted an online update on February 10th. Several universities. By the way, write this down. Ave Maria University is playing Nebraska, September 2nd, at Nebraska. they're plus 1,100. They'll probably be Nebraska. Huh?

They'll probably beat Nebraska. No. Dallas, no. They're not deaf. That's an Auburn fan. He's furious. Several universities have reported measles activities this year.

Clemson University and Anderson University in South Carolina, each reported single cases that led to the quarantine of a larger group of students. What the hell's going on out here? Unvetted immigration.

The University of Florida also reported exposure in two specific classes at its Gainesville campus. That's the Gators, man. The Florida Department of Health, the DOH, D, D, recently updated its data to show 46th confirmed measles cases across Collier County from January 1 through February 7th, with the university serving as the primary site of the cluster. You guys know I'm a very funny comedian, T.J. Miller. He does offbeat and pressures. One of his pressures was, he goes, this is a guy that doesn't know the meaning of clustafuck.

Yeah, he picked up this waitress lad and brought her back to my apartment. I cluster fucked her. I'll still, I still remember. I was driving home from the comedy cell. I was almost home. And I fucking heard that. And then he does another offbeat impression. He goes, this is a girl who doesn't know how to talk delicately about that.

that time of the month or whatever. She's at a restaurant with her friends and friends like, I love the spaghetti. I love the lasagna. She goes, she gets up to go to the bathroom. She goes, tell the way to hold the maranara. I brought my own. Childish yet hilarious.

And that's why I'll never grow up. That made me fucking almost go off the road. He had a couple other ones in there. By the way, the contagious period for measles includes the four days before and after a rash appears according to the death. Ave Marie is a song, you know, originally done by the cult. Then I think David Bowie covered it. Ave Maria University requires proof of vaccination,

but in accordance with Florida law, allows students to opt out by signing a waiver for religious or personal reasons. Boy, those kids who sign that waiver got to be laughing their balls off, going, yeah. Anyways, let's move on to something. I think we can all relate to. I have been two or three times had security called on me in my 30 years

at the airport. I raised my voice slightly in Boston. I'll never forget that one. I'll suddenly hear her go, something like, some of the guy comes up and stands next to me. And then here in Savannah, black girl said I was in the way, well, people were getting off the plane. I told you this one.

I'm like, where the fuck you want me to stand? I moved like twice. and the guy with a wife behind me like older than me goes, he says to her, that's on call for because I was fucking 20 feet from it's tough being me. She probably saw one of my specials.

Somebody had to see it. I haven't seen it. Taurus Trash Terminal. It's fun to watch people lose their shit. You know, no guns involved in shit. A shocking scene unfolded inside Hong Kong International Airport at Terminal 1. Don't mean to brag,

but I've been there to this exact terminal as I went to Hong Kong and did a gig, believe it or not. One of my favorite trips in the world. They have outside escalators in Hong Kong. So fucking cool. And the skyline makes Manhattan look like Burlington, Vermont.

It goes on for a fucking ever. Anyways, airport terminal on Hong Kong on Monday, when a man was seen pushing over checking kiosks and trying to smash them with a metal pole footage of the incident went viral and showed the man dressed in a black jumper.

I see blue jeans in a black shirt. Black jumper? I would have understood if he had a black jumper on, he'd be furious. Blue jeans and wearing a, oh, okay, black, I don't know what a jumper. It must be different. A cross-body bag, excuse me, striding toward a row of automated check-in kiosk in the departure area. Without hesitation, he began forcefully pushing the machines over one by, I wish they would tell us first what pissed him off. It makes it even funnier if he said he stepped in gum, you know, or he forgot a comb, whatever.

But here we go. We've all sort of been here. They're going to have to glue these down now, right? Going to ruin it for everybody. Oh, Jesus. I'm not going to take this anymore. Boy, the airports around the world have been places of... Somebody said, excuse me, sir.

You're looking for... You know what? What's the airline? Where all the fights are. Spare it. Spirits on Terminal 3. Stunned travelers. Oh, and the other thing about Hong Kong, honest God, and I still don't know if they were new,

but the subways, when you get to the airport, whatever, cleaner than a fucking emergency room, hospital room. Just you could, the rugs is no stand. It looks, you know, and you know, well, they don't have peeing in there and shit in their pants. That's right, old people.

I stunned travelers and an airport staff were seen watching with no one intervening. I guess that's a universal thing now, people to stand around whip out their phones. The rampage reportedly resulted in damage to around 10 kiosk as well as a metal barrier nearby counters and even a glass, panel. The guy was picked up and got a call, actually from Lane Kiffin, said he liked his

technique. It's pass blocking. South China morning post reported the man was later identified as 35-year-old British tourists who have been trying to buy a plane ticket before the violent episode began. Now dig a little deeper guy doing the report. The exact trigger for his outburst was unclear. Did you fucking ask? Because it looks like he'd be happy to tell anybody. Airport authority personnel and airport security responded by

rushing to the scene. Oh yeah, they got there to fucking jippy. And wanting him to stop further vandalism. Finally, an Asian had the balls to step up. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay. I come with two chopsticks. I shut up your ears. Oh, shoot chopsticks. Come over here. Talk to me in the face.

Like a some booty. I like how the guy sound are disappointed. He goes, To it, Chaucer. That's all? Officers then arrested the traveler and launched an investigation

into his airport meltdown. When the man was detained, officers reportedly found that he was carrying four Viagra pills without a prescription. Well, now we know why he was pissed. The shit was expired. Couldn't... Went over to fucking Hong Kong to get some fling-cheng chow.

And couldn't get it up. Things happened. Let's move on to cheating Dems at it again. North Carolina's Elections Board came to an agreement with Republican and Democrat parties, which I don't believe, on Monday to give 73,000 voters more time to update their voter registrations before they are removed from voter rolls. Do you see how bad the left, and I know they said Republicans too, bullshit? You see how bad the left needs votes?

The settlement, all the people that ICE is kicking out, they're upset because those are votes. And, well, yeah, but they're criminals and rapists. They don't give a fuck. The settlement concludes an extended legal battle that rose after the Republican National Committee in North Carolina, GOP, sued state election officials in 2024, claiming that the roughly 250,000, that's a quartermill, voters, had been improperly registered. The voters in question did not provide the last four digits of their social security numbers, driver's license numbers, or attestation that they had neither on their registrations.

Republicans had requested that the voters be removed from the rolls and their votes in the 2024 elections be thrown out. Oh, come on. This is the world of the Democrat. Everything goes, we don't like it. The Democrat National Convention hailed the settlement as a win on Monday. Yeah. Again, showing you true colors.

Accusing the GOP of voter suppression. Does anybody fucking really think suppressing people outright that they would get away with it? This latest victory is a win for Americans and yet another blow to the Republicans scheme. I guess I got this from salon.com.

Scheme to disenfranchise voters ahead of the midterm elections. said that? Well, the DNC chair, Ken Martin, of elections. It's amazing how they all sing from the same book and they stay right on message. That's what I'm saying. At what point do you go, they're actively trying to undermine everything we stamp war. Time for civil fucking war. Again, my shoulder, I can't. I won't get drafted, but not sleeping well. Well, Ken Martin, you need to shut the fuck up. The North Carolina State. Board of Elections admitted that roughly

100,000 voters lacked proper identification as of last summer. As of December, that number had shrunk to roughly 73,000. Monday's agreement allows those voters to stay on the voter rolls, please.

They'll stay on the voter rolls, there's dead people on the fucking voter rolls, please. With information to be updated when they cast a ballot, no. Do it beforehand. North Carolina law requires voters to show an ID when boating. What are we talking about then? Why don't even bring the story?

I don't know. It's a stupid. I don't get it. There's plenty of things going on right now where you think the federal government goes, hey, we're the final word on that. I don't see that happen. I guess I don't know the law that well. We will not let it pass in the Senate.

Who said that? The devil. Chuck Schumer. Remember the guy that serves raw hamburgers with cheese on him? Told CNN's Jake Tapper, another devil who gobbles goo at an alarming rate in hell. We are fighting it tooth and nail. And it's an outrageous proposal that is, you know, that shows the sort of political bias of the MAGA right. Do you understand these are all buzzwords? And you fucking morons, not you guys.

but your friends who vote Democrat, they eat this shit up. They eat it up, and they know better. That's about, can I ask you a question? Is this guy ever challenged with his job? He's been there since I was eight. And he is the devil, because he's looked that way when I was eight.

They don't want poor people to vote, he says. They don't want people of color to vote because they often don't vote for them. That's funny, because they just did a poll and people of color want to show ID. 76% of them. So that argument goes out the window. So why don't I see that fight on the floor on C-SPAN?

Schumer's comments came after Tapper gave him a handjob and a cup of coffee in the green room. After Tapper pressed him on his opposition, noting that polling shows roughly 83% of Americans support some form of voter identification. That figure comes from a pure research poll published. Now, what did he say to that? When he said that to him, what was Chuck's response?

It's not in the article. Research poll. It's so bad that even Jake Tapper of CNN is like, Chuck, come on. Published last year found 71% of Democrat voters surveyed support representing an ID to vote. That's almost three quarters of the Democrats. Do you guys need to know any more about the people that we call elites running the country? See, that's a big difference. I don't know any Republicans that are like.

Yeah, we shouldn't force people to show. I don't. Maybe there's one out there. I don't know. Let's move on before I throw up blood. Everybody knows you never go full free time. Mama. In our West Coast stupid segment tonight,

I don't think this is stupid. I put this under the wrong category. I'm happy for these kids. It's actually refreshing to see some bigotry. A group of California high school has reportedly been disciplined after they lined up on the bleachers last week, wearing shirts that spelled out a homophobic slur. A shocking act that has rocked the district.

Ah, the homosexuals. Did it really? Did it really? I would give these kids, I'd pass them all, even if they were failing. Not because I have a problem with gay people. I'm just saying. Look, they have to blur it out like we're children on the fucking internet. I mean, well, I can go to a page and watch somebody be beheaded, but don't, who's protecting the faggots? That's my question. The 10 troublemakers from Redwood High School, look at 10

troublemakers, who wrote this? Liberace's nephew, Stewie Liberace. Located southeast of Fresno, including several student government leaders, smiled with their arms wrapped around one another, and posed for a photo with white t-shirts that spelled out faggot. Of course in the article, it's F, blank, blank, blank, blank, T. The students had letters on their tease for a senior class photo inside the gym and had initially posed for a picture that spelled out, always legit, class of 26. And some English major was looking at it going, hey, you know what we can do?

Susan, Bill, get the fuck out of the picture. Visalia Unified School District spokesman Christina Gutierrez called the San Francisco Chronicle. But they pulled off the disturbing stunt. Listen to the description. Oh, it's like they killed a baby in the fucking gym. But they pulled off the disturbing stunt afterward using the six for the G in Faggart. Good for you.

So some kids are reading at the right school at the level that they should be reading. School officials caught wind of the slur after a gay man farted in the locker room and it drifted into the photo started circulating on social media. We have recently been made aware of an image circulating in which Redwood students coordinated to spell out hateful homophobia. It's a nice word. It's a fun word.

Veselilla, Unified Superintendent, Kirk Shrum. You about Kahnemadhan. Kirk Shrum said in a statement to the outlets. Gutierrez told the Chronicle that the answer, where's the fucking teacher or principal who goes, oh, for Christ's sake, it's a word. Does that person exist? Has shaken the school community. Listen to this. Like, it was a shooting. Especially since some of those involved were student government, leaders. Oh, my God. Oh, poor you. The district

didn't elaborate on the exact punishment, but the group of 10 could be shot at sunrise tomorrow. They could be expelled or suspended. Should be given fucking bachelor degrees in high school. All right, let's get to the big story of the day. I don't know why I dropped it this far down. Game misconduct. A father, and I'm doing that in quotes, gunned down his wife and his three kids, boy, yesterday was some of the most, this week.

You had a woman shoot her daughter. It was like 14. 11 years old. Chair in competition in Bay. Kills her daughter and then kills herself. And I forgot the other ones already. A father gunned down, his wife and three kids in the stands at

a high school hockey tournament in Rhode Island on Monday. Send in the crowd screaming and fleeing for the exits. Do you believe the fucking, uh-oh, retard alert. What's this motherless fuck's name? Apparently, retort alert.

Two people were killed, including a girl, and three others are in critical condition at a hospital after the gunfire, and they count the three is the shooter, too. Don't do that. erupted at Lynch Arena and Park talking around 2.30 in the afternoon. The shooter is also dead. The arena is home ice for the Johnson and Whale,

wildcat hockey team. I didn't know. They must have a great spread after the game. Johnson and Wales a cooking school. You know that? Yeah. I flunked out of there. I threw frozen asparagus at my plastic, got them in the eye. It's a true story. And was hosting matches with several local schools at the time. A live stream of the hockey match

captured the moment spectators and players dove to the floor as approximately 11 gunshots at a fucking hockey game. Many players on a bench scrambled as they pushed to squeeze out of the box with some ditching their skates in the process. Others vaulted over the barriers surrounding the rink and headed straight for the locker room.

Check it out. Fucking disturbing. A hero bystander disarmed the gunman. But the gunman had a second weapon. But the guy fucking, a couple of guys jumped in. He was the best guy around. That's a burp.

Notice his nails. No big deal. Tristan Kassas has his nails going. Hope he doesn't fucking open up at Fenway. Do we have other pictures? There he is. Look at him. At least the other ones try to look like a woman.

This guy's like, what else you got? That's all? Pawtucket Police Chief Tina. Goncari Cave. Caves. That's the name of the girl, one of the girls that was killed in Idaho school. Iowa,

wherever the fuck. Confirm that authorities were investigating the shooting as a possible family dispute. You think? When dad's a tranny, you think this? Can we all agree now

that it's a mental illness? Well, Nick, not every trans shoots up a... No. Yeah, because they make up, like I said, one-one thousandth of the population. Yet they make up about 60%

of the shooting, mass shootings in the last, I don't know, six months. You know what I mean? So it's, really the overrepresented in the murder department. Don't worry. I wonder if he was on Jeopardy.

It was a family dispute, but didn't confirm the victim's relationship to the gunman. One victim believed to be a young girl was found dead inside the arena with a shooter. Another died at the hospital. He killed his kids and his wife, whatever. And three remaining victims are all in critical condition. This is the footage of him coming down the steps with a gun, right? And people tackle him after he shoots. But keep your eye on a guy with a white hat on or woman.

By the way, it goes by Roberta. So don't, that's how you can fight. Watch the news on this. And whoever refers to him as a she, you don't want to watch that news anymore. Go ahead. He's got a white hat on. See him? Sits down, stands up, pulls a guy.

got out. He's blasted. And their guys move in. Thank God. Look at this. Like a couple guys. Got him in a headlock. That guys get some stones, huh? He was the best guy around. By the way, and I read today on his Facebook page

or whatever, Instagram, Facebook, I don't give a fuck, a day or two ago. He said something like, yeah, keep belittling us, but don't blame us when one of us goes berserk. I don't know. It's kind of a red flag.

I know you can't monitor everybody on the internet, but supposedly, if you have a tool or an algorithm that can show what upsets me, and you're watching me pretty close, so you can't, I don't know. Here it is. But don't generalize.

That's the big, worst thing you can do in this country is generalize. I would right now have the FBI, CI, whoever it fuck looking at anybody with trans pictures on the internet and anything. Well, you can't. Yeah, you can. I'm painting with a fucking huge brush. Okay? World was much safer

when we were generalizing. Sorry. Yeah. Speaking of that related story, Jesse Jackson died. The one thing that Jesse said that shocked white people, because he hated white people. Like most of them. He said, said, I remember he said he was in D.C. one night, walking home back to the hotel and he felt a group of people following him and he was really nervous and he goes, when I turned around and realized it was a group of white people, I was actually, and it wasn't young black men,

I was actually, he goes, I was sad to say I was relieved. And then you felt like going, well, your job's done here because you've been tending, you'll be, the rest of your life every day pretending that's not how it is. So rest in peace, your lion sack of shat. Speak and a rest and in peace. Robert Duval, I mentioned this at the top of the show

who was quite the actor. And again, they don't met, the judge is the name of the movie. One of the later ones he did with Robert Dominie Jr. He was so goddamn good. And it was a good movie. Robert Downey Jr. can act his balls off too.

He was the And he was a retired judge and he's dying of cancer. And there's a scene where he's like in the, in the bathroom, shitting himself. And Robert's trying to get him. It's just sad yet poignant. And anyways, that's one of his, he made a lot of good ones. Lonesome Dove, like you said.

Robert Duval, the Oscar winning actor of matchless versatility and dedication, whose classic roles included the intrepid consigillary of the first two godfather movie. It hurt my feelings when Sonny yelled at him. Pops that jenkel, look what I got. Then he goes, sorry, Tom. I didn't meet that, Tom. Mom made some dinner.

He goes, it's Sunday. Mine made the dinner. Oh, my God. Anyways, so, yeah, he was a concierie. And the Godfather was and the over the hill country music singer in Tender Mercies. When did that come out, Dallas? Me either. He died at the age of 95.

He's gone. And we couldn't do nothing about it. I just looked at one of the sound things I have of this story. It says Mammy's voice. Listen, folks. I don't see where this fits in. Mistake. Duval died peacefully at his home Sunday in Middleburg, Virginia.

according to an announcement from his publicist and from a statement posted on his Facebook page by him saying bye. No, by his wife, Luciana Duval. Love it. He married a grease ball. To the world, he was an Academy Award winning actor, a director, a storyteller.

And his wife said, to me, he just couldn't load the dishwasher right, glad he's gone. That's an Italian fucking wife, boy. No, to me, he was simply everything. Luciana Deval wrote, his passion for his craft was matched only by the size of his car. Boy, she had a mouth on her. You blow your father with her mouth.

Write that, though. It's all going in. Yeah, I don't know what you do, you know. Matched only by his deep love for characters, a great meal in holding court. For each of his many roles, Bob gave everything to his characters and to the truth of the human spirit they represented.

The bald, wiery Duval didn't have leading man looks. Look at he fucking did there. That's Tendom mercies, right? Oh, I'm a Lonesome dub. Yeah, I forgot Tendom Tens fucking, Lonesome dubs are older one, obviously. I wouldn't have known that was him, I don't think, if he didn't tell me.

But few character actors enjoyed such a long, rewarding, an unpredictable career and leading and supporting role, which is the better way to go, folks. You're not on the set 14 hours a day. From an interent, inerent, preacher to Joseph Stalin, beginning with his 1962 film debut as Boo Radley, the reclusive neighbor,

and to kill a mockingbird. Duval created a gallery of unforgettable portrayals. They earned him seven Academy Award nominations and the best actor prize for Tender Mercies. That came out in 83. He also won four Golden Globes, including one for playing the philosophical cattle drive boss and the 1989 miniseries

Lonesome Dove. Oh, that's right. A role he often cited as his favorite. Here he is, as most people, my age know him. No, and if they're a fan, you know all the shit.

But Godfather. We ought to hear what they have to say. No. No, no, no, no more. Not this time, consuliary. No more meetings. No more discussions. No more Salazzo tricks.

You give them one message. I want Salazzo. Not it's all our war. We go to the matter. Some of the other families won't just say. They have me. The father would want to hear this. This is business, not personal.

They shot my father. Even the shoot of your father was business, not personal, sonny. Those are fun scenes, because you don't even act. You're writing them fucking. You're in the mom. And James Kahn, God bless his soul. He wasn't even Italian, but he grew up around a lot of whops in New York City. And he know the, he knew the crooked.

And God, I loved him in that role. The HUD head. You know? And if you notice like in Godfather, too, when he's a little kid, he's dressed in a sailor suit, he's actually, he's punching somebody when he's like three years old. A little shit like that, you pick up on it. Like he was aggressive at that. And then a really iconic role in Apocalypse Now, what was he, Colonel? I don't know. I always forget, but this is a classic, classic role. Nothing else in the world smells like that. Napalm. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

You know, one time we had a hill bomb for 12 hours, when it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of them, that one stinking dink body. Smell! You know, that gasoline smell. The whole hill. It smelled like victory. Still can't find it.

Every other fucking roll here. So anyways, rest and peace, Robert. 95 years old, you had a great and interesting life, and you were terrific on three's company. That's it, boys and girls, for today, okay? Okay. Don't forget cameo.com. If you want me to make a personalized video, you go to camo.com, click on my profile, tell me a little bit about the person. We can roast them, or we can say happy birthday to your mom, or just tell her to pick up her shoes at my house. of that shit. That's it.

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