The Nick DiPaolo Show - Art Of The Deal | Nick Di Paolo Show #1699

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about US & Ukraine Deal, Apple’s Subliminal Message, Another Tower Incident and more! To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the link below, then the red RUMBLE PREMIUM button – enter Promo Code MUGCLUB and get $10 off an annual subscription! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS -   https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. That was Donald Trump to the press. He should do that. Somebody should feed him great lines

from movies. And he should try to do the accent. Don't ever try to fuck me. Don't ever try to fuck me. Don't ever try to fuck me. All of his responses to everything is just movie quotes. You fucking little monkey. Did I do that right, Elon? Monkey. A lot of people say I do it perfectly. How are you folks what is it Wednesday? So Wednesday I woke up and it was in a panic cuz I had a dream I had to fly to LA and connect and all this shit And then I realized it was Dallas and I went back to sleep with a fucking erection

Finally the wife says I said well she goes she goes're going to think of Dallas to get an erection? I said, him on a plane, miserable. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Anybody flying like Louis C.K. just sent me his tour that literally the fucking Rolling Stones couldn't do in 1972. They couldn't. They couldn't keep up.

I almost threw up reading it. It starts in this country and ends up in like a fucking predomin Bangladesh They get him in Thailand and in fucking Bolivia and I've never seen anything like in my life Must have a translator on stage or some shit. I don't know But he's gonna whether sign language person from the Biden administration. Yeah Lot of their He's got a sign language person from the Biden administration. Yeah, exactly. A lot of the... Insane. You guys hear me how much I hate fucking traveling. If that's what it takes to be world famous, I couldn't do it.

I couldn't fucking do it. And I wasn't always like this. It took, you know, 30... Oh, I should say, I've been doing this this for 37 so the first 25 I tolerated about the last fucking eight I Should really take Ambient, but I tried that I get very violent when I come out of ambient And I'm already getting I'm already getting pilots and choke holes and shit, so That's not a good idea

choke holes and shit. So that's not a good idea. Google my ambient bit, folks, if you have a chance. It's one of the better ones out there. What else? What did I do last night? What did I eat? What did I make? I had some bulk sausage. I had to get rid of it. Wow, that's exciting, isn't it? I mean, the wife thought about something. Oh, yeah her boyfriend No, wasn't a plumber wish it was a plumber this guy was a former Georgia Bulldog linebacker Terrell something Terrell fuck a whitey. I think it was it was the last time as fuck a whitey and something. Terrell Puckawite, I think it was. It was the last time it was Puckawite. And I got very upset. How are you folks? It's my last day today because Dallas has to go,

did I mention? All the way across the country. Shooting a baby food commercial. Like Felix Unger, that's why I got that. Oh my Broin's, oh my God, it's official. It's official. Last night they're playing the Toronto Maple Leafs, who they own by the way. We own them for the last 30 years. They are a bitch. We've knocked them out of the playoffs.

We've beaten them by being down by two goals in overtime once and we pulled our goalie and scored two to tie it. And then we all these bitches But they're good this year. They've been good the last few years. They come to Boston and Last night and the Brohans were up three nothing at one point. Then it was three one going into the third period and I said to my wife they're gonna lose this game and I look over she's not there But I pretend I have to pretend to somebody that's interested in what I'm interested in She's not there, but I pretend I have to pretend to somebody that's interested in what I'm interested in

She's doing something stupid like reading Tolstoy some fucking shit. That's not gonna help you out later on I Do I talk to myself my buddy's up used to be sitting next to me I could fucking nobody I'm gonna go I'm gonna go on what's the gay grinder? I'll fucking find a guy there some guy with ass chaps that likes hockey Sure, there's somebody out there. Anyway, so they're up 3-1 and literally I'm saying to myself I've seen this movie This is the type of year and the Bruins out playing in the first two periods and I'm sitting here going I know the Bruins aren't that's good this year I said this is gonna end a disaster because they've blown like seven games this year in the third period

Sure the fuck enough Toronto comes flying back ties it with a few minutes left pull big goalie and tied it by the way 3-3 and then they fucking win it over time I Could be as I could be making trillions predicting endings. That's how much sports I've watched everything's You've seen it all if you watch sports for 40 years, whether it's football, baseball, hockey, seasons have dips, and that's too much TV. But I can feel the loss coming on and predict it. I've predicted home runs, late in games by guys, and it's fucking weird. My wife thinks it's fucking scary.

But she doesn't mind the ghost in the attic, like some Civil War guy choking out a black woman. That's fucking hilarious. Anyways, this is an epic opening. Let's get to the, this is me procrastinating, feeling like Target. Deal or no deal is the first story. The United States and Ukraine have agreed to terms on a deal over natural resources and reconstruction according to a Ukrainian official.

The source that was Trump. The source said that the terms are agreed after everything unacceptable is taken out of the text and is now more clearly spelt out how this agreement will contribute to Ukraine's security and peace. The US has not confirmed whether the terms of the deal have been agreed However, Ukrainian Ukrainian president Vladimir Zelensky is now expected to travel to DC in the coming day already Okay, Trump. I don't give a fuck where this is going. He's already done more than Biden has He's he's he's talked to Putin twice already about this.

He's going, Zelensky's coming. And I think they said Trump's going to Russia, sort of like a Nixon to Chinquville, China, excuse me. The news comes after the same source told CNN on Monday that Ukraine was ready to agree to a deal that would grant the United States access to its rare earth minerals. And I'm not talking about the shit you get GNC

to take out soreness after a workout. Earth minerals, that place is loaded with minerals and folks, you make computer chips, I mean, same thing in Afghanistan, the Middle East, that's why we're over there. In return for US involvement in a reconstruction fund for Ukraine, that's going to take some serious dore me, am I right?

Oh boy, is this great. I guarantee you one of the conditions is tracking where money is spent. God, yes. Fuck yeah, that's where they start, the Trump administration. Absolutely. Trump would be like, Mr. Zelensky, I notice uh, Biden gave you what, 140 billion over the last two weeks and I notice you got a whole fleet of new cars out there and a bunch of broads and uh, which is fine, you know, it

affects the rest of it. An earlier version, I the deal in which the Trump administration demanded $500 billion share of Ukraine's rare earths and other minerals in exchange for the aid that U.S. had already provided Kiev was rejected by Zelensky. Since then, there have been signs the two leaders were edging closer to an agreement. Interesting. So that's gonna happen this week, that talk, right? Maybe today, I can't keep up with. Trump moves so fucking fast,

I've never had this problem with an administration, I can't keep up with him. On the way here, he had a press conference and he had Elon with him. And I couldn't believe it was a press conference because Trump is trying to introduce Elon and then somebody starts you know some quiet and he starts answering them and he gets it I couldn't understand it because on the radio my car and it a huge Trump gets a huge laugh from the press court so something

I'm going something is to or something changed, he booted the AP and other, and let in internet platforms who are neutral by the way, the ones that he let people, you know, but Breitbart has a place at the, excuse me, which is, but whatever, the point is, and the media should be blowing him at the access he gives them. You guys, you finished, you got nothing. Remember Biden's most transparent administrator, can you fucking imagine? This guy, Trump will talk to a goddamn janitor

at a fucking high school. I mean, he just loves to talk. And he's taking questions, and Elon gets gets up there gets a couple of laughs and people are pissing and moaning pissing and moaning because they're finding fraud. Somebody asked the questions the tone of the questions are still kind of you know I mean this you can tell that still a bias there you don. You know, we can see it. Looking for the ultimate online casino experience? Step into the BetMGM Casino app, where every deal, spin, and goal brings Las Vegas excitement

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to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge bet mgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario ah fuck that let's go to New Yorker it's rotting rotten apple. Oh, wait a minute. Wait, what is this? Oh Oh, it should say Alex Jones I sent you the tweet right yeah, that's all it is a video. Yeah, right Gonna understand I'm doing this while I'm watching the Bruins lose your rotten apple, okay? I'm on the internet last night all sudden Alex Jones. I see and it's a fresh one a fresh Tweet and I go what's he got here and It's a self-explanatory by the way Alex Jones. I'm jealous of this guy

no secret he loves his sauce. And who wouldn't? The pressure he's been on, he's had the world questioning his every move for the last 20 years since he revealed the Bilderberg group and all that other shit. But he's working with a personal trainer that maybe Rogan or somebody hooked him up with,

like seven days a week. And he fucking looks like an ass kicker. I mean anyways this is him he found this on the internet and this to me should be all over the news everywhere today. See if you guys agree check this I don't even know how to set it up if it's not self-explanatory I'll ruin it after. Ladies and gentlemen, we just caught Apple in literal subliminal brainwashing. That was Sean's turn for it. He's absolutely right.

This is incredible. You see more and more of this type of stuff. Charlotte, show people what you just discovered. So if you do voice note to text and you say, racist. See that? Racist, racist. Let me get it closer shot this is an apple? racist

you hit this voice note here record your voice down here and you say racist wow And you say racist Trump races Wow Here's the deal what's up Shot they wouldn't let you search it or find it chat GPT wouldn't let you do it This is that's what professor Epstein calls it a subliminal Programming and they also do it with headlines. They'll say something's not true but when you click it it's a different article so that they can't basically get caught doing it

You can go test this out, it will work on your phone too, you have Apple Wow I'll call you later I know one's phone, show them your phone and let's see what happens Wow, here's Charlotte Send her a mail viral Hit the right down there and say racist on hit the right down there and say racist

racist do it again racist racist racist and i include this i thought i cut it out there i i did it with this I thought I cut it out there yeah I did how about me I say entire I don't even bother watching the entire I'm sure it's all relative anyways how

about that I would think Trump's on the phone I mean when he gets defamed by by networks, he sues and wins already, so. Cattler? Cattler? Okay, Apple, which is Google. Am I right? No. No. That's where I shut up. Apple, that's Texas Instruments, right? And Radio Shack.

No, that's right right Apple's Apple fucking Google is YouTube and all that other shit can you fucking imagine can you you can edit that out now leave it in can you fucking imagine so who's responsible for that cook who should always start at the top which is cook right Tim Cook. Somehow I know that Well, I'm sure Trump should be on the phone Tim gun look here's the deal everything's in negotiation right I Want you to I can't say on the first part of the show Get involved with the race surprise

When you Google Trump goes is race surprise when you Google Trump goes here's the deal when you Google joy read I want to see quick Blair but yeah quick quick I just want to see a quick picture at a zoo that's all I'm gonna say could be a zebra could be giraffe maybe not I'll let you decide. Can you fucking imagine that? Subliminable, subliminable, subliminal. Every time I hear subliminal, I think of my friend Tony V, great comedian out of Boston. I've told you this, Dallas, I think you'll get a kick out of it, Gianna.

He said, because subliminal advertising, people are talking about a lot in the 80s when I first started comedy. He goes, yeah, me and my buddy would go to a nightclub try to pick up girls before we'd go in We'd draw with a little sharpie would draw our pen We'll draw little dicks on our eyelids and then we were talking to girls at bars where we go like this That's the shit I remember. Can't remember calculus or the power rule. But did it work?

Dallas, that's not the fucking point. It's so goddamn funny. Of course not. They end up fucking each other. They end up blanking out each other. Isn't that funny, though? That bit stuck with me forever. The great Tony V. Anyhow, let's move on.

By the way, Tony V, if you guys are at my age, remember the Samsonite luggage commercials? They had a gorilla in it. Dallas, remember? Nah, this is 70s, I guess. Samsonite luggage had a commercial with a, it was supposed to be a real gorilla in the Samsonite Luggage. He's in a cage just throwing it around

at you at the show, and Tony V was the gorilla. His first big gig, and he's in a gorilla suit. Oh my God, that made me laugh. Anyways, let's move on to turmoil in the tower. An American Airlines flight was forced, I'm blowing my own ears out here, to abort its landing at Washington, D.C.'s Ronald Reagan's National Airport,

to avoid a plane taking off on the same runway. I'm guessing there was a chick in the tower. Probably not, but I'm just saying, why not blame him? Fuck it. Less than a month after a mid-air collision killed 67 people near the same airport. And by the way, that was a chick in the helicopter in that deal. And by the way, did I say this yesterday?

Probably did. The Toronto plan that was upside down was run by a, was it, come on Dallas, whatever Endeavor, which is an airline that had a commercial literally bragging, we have an unmanned cockpit, that's our goal, in other words all women in the cockpit, that was a commercial they put out. put out. And they also announce it on every flight where there's all-female staff. They will announce it in the very beginning to the passenger saying just want everyone to know this is an unmanned flight. Again that probably includes gay guys. Probably, I don't know. And was the woman at the, was she the pilot? Do we know what gender in Toronto?

Anyways, the latest aviation mishap unfolded Tuesday as the Airbus A319, which was en route from Boston, Jesus Christ, I've taken Boston to D.C. a couple times, many a time, was preparing to touch down just before 8.30 a.m. We have actual video, it's beautiful video from the side, so you can see the plane is trying to land and check it out. Well, and just for context, the flight and the stories of American Airlines, this video

is showing a Southwest flight landing in Chicago doing the same thing. Oh, this isn't, oh, this is, I didn't realize, I thought it was the actual incident. But this is, yeah, well, yeah, so you get the, what, we don't have footage, they don't have footage of the DC one? You know what I mean?

Everything out of DC is just, there's always a catch, right? Here's what happened, only this was one was in Chicago. Which is more concerning. Yeah, exactly. Because Chicago, you have a look at the, I don't know if you guys have ever looked outside your window when you're landing somewhere.

I have, and you can see planes to your left and right a bunch of them and they're behind this you look at the radar they're lined up like it's a fucking traffic light in New York here's a close call that midways three one center very busy airport huge hub for Southwest Airlines this is what's called a go around or an aborted landing you may have experienced this on a commercial flight. Usually pilots do this when the approach is unstable or there's wind or there's wind shear. In this case, this is called a runway incursion, meaning an airplane on the runway where there

shouldn't be. That's the private jet that challenged. What the hell's going on out here? That was the pilot. He's trying to land and some doofus and it's not the guy in the plane's fault. There's some jerk off in the tower, probably a Native American with a headdress and no legs. Fucking two fucking ears on one side of his head and a dwarf making the fucking call. Okay?

And they'll try to turn that on Trump, you know, whatever. Do it, whatever. Anyways, an air traffic controller instructed American Flight 2246, in this case, to perform a go-round at Reagan, Washington, International Airport, like you just saw there, to ensure separation was maintained between this aircraft and a proceeding departure from the same runway, the FAA said. Anyway, so I'd like to know who's behind the plane. Who's this motherless fuck's name?

Yeah, who's in the tower? The airline described the incident as a standard go-round Still it comes just weeks after American Airlines jet went down in the nearby Potomac River After a mid-air collision with an army helicopter It's the most trafficked area literally in the skies in the country and the army's doing tests and shit Yeah, let's get Billy behind the wheel. He's got 11 hours. Or Sharon, or the fucking dwarf. Yuck!

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