The Nick DiPaolo Show - Art of the Steel | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1958

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about A New Steel Plant, A Courthouse Shooting in FL, UK Terrorists, NASCAR Road Rage, Social Security Fraud and a SC Game "Dick!" WATCH THE FULL SHOW LIVE & FREE at 6pm ET only on Rumble! https://rumble.com/thenickdipaoloshow/ TOUR DATES, SOCIALS, PERSONAL VIDEOS, STREAM ALL MY COMEDY SPECIALS! https://www.nickdip.com/ MERCH - GRAB A MUG, TSHIRT, HOODIE, STICKERS AND MORE! https://shop.nickdip.com/

Nothing. What's the matter with you? You grouch? Hi, folks. What it is, what it was, and what it shall be. Excuse me. Welcome to the show. Today, I'll be talking about the weather and how we make egg salad at my house. A new steel plant. I let him do these. I don't even know what this... I pull the stories that I read his shit and I go, did I pick that? A new steel plant. But you have to keep them short. You know, Trump's in anyways. A courthouse shooting in Florida by a colored guy. Oh my God, you don't say.

We got UK, again, bending over for terrorists. I don't know what happened to that fucking shitty little island of white people. Gilligan had more brains. NASCAR Road Rage. We've got some great footage of that. A few retarded people still watch that shit. And some NFL news. It's kind of funny.

Now, folks, this is important. Listen up. If you want to watch the show and all the shows on Rumble, ad-free, have access to a ton of premium content on Rumble, subscribe to Rumble premium. And later on I'll tell you something else. The point is this fucking thing's on YouTube for 20 minutes and then it switches over. I think we put something up in front of the show that says that, but you guys are like me.

You don't fucking read everything. You just jump into it. That's why they love me. Retire. Me. Not you guys. Anyhow, yeah. So a lot's happened since yesterday.

Some, I went to the dog. And finally saw the real door. I didn't see the chick who, by the way, did her job. She looked at even he said, everything looks like it's healing. Okay. Then I'm like, how come it feels like I just took a cross check to the fucking mouth? And my whole face hurts.

And he goes, I don't know. It's fit, you know. And he looked at it and shit. And I'm glad this is why I like the guy. He fucking x-rayed again. just to make sure the post that he put in, you know. I go, what did you put field goal post in there? How big of these fuckers?

I can see him in my eye. And he goes, no, everything looks good. And he didn't really have an answer. And I'm like, you know, I don't know either. You know, again, I said yes. I don't have a low tolerance for pain. I've had a million people not with this when I was younger to go, take this. When my shoulders used to come out and take a pain.

I didn't even want them in the fucking hospital. I just don't, if I'm going to do drugs, I want them to make me feel good, and they should be, you know, drugs off a stripper's ass. Not out of a fucking nurse's hand. What? I don't know what I'm talking about. Anyhow, I wake up today, though, and they feel better. And don't give me that.

Oh, that's because you went to the doctor and you feel, no, no, no, no. Some reason. Oh, how about that? I went to bed before 2.30 a.m. Would that have something to do with the healing process? I don't know. Or the half handle that you drank? What's that?

Or the half handle that you drank. Oh, don't start ugly rumors. Half a handle. That's some old school booze talk right there. I had a half a handle. I suck a bunch of cup. Half a handle. That should be the name of my book.

Half a handle and a whole dick. That's the title. Anyhow. So, yeah, today I got to be. honest, first time in 17 or 18 days. Jason's with us, by the way, a producer who was here when we started the show back in New York, fills in for Dallas. When Dallas has a vacation, goes to Tahiti and he's got a summer home and where is it? Anyhow, so, yeah, so that I actually I counted the pills, though. I've been writing him down every day since I came home from the

you know, which was, I had these done on the 10th. What's today? 19 days. I was up to, I don't know, like 80, 76, ibuprofen, and there was some codone in there. Yeah, that's got to be good for your kidneys. I'm just saying, folks, if I died tomorrow, I'm going to be honest with you. I feel pretty good about it. Oh, I didn't pick this story because it's too long and involved.

But it's a huge story. The seven Cornell frat guys that supposedly gang raped a chick, blah blah blah blah blah. Not saying they didn't do it, not saying they did do it. But my point is, it's been on the front page

of the New York Post like every day for a week now, big, huge fucking letters or whatever. And let me, again, here's where I teach you a little bit about the media. Yeah, but it's a huge story. Not the fucking point. Yes, and I hope if the guys

found guilty, if they have to go to whatever, if it ever goes to court, that they hang by their balls. That being said, it's funny when a black kid on the weekend shoots up a barbecue and kills three people and wounds 15 others, it doesn't even make the front page anywhere. And if it does, it's on the 12th page the next day. It's just funny to me. What do we get a little moral quandary going on? But when it's white frat boys, and that's the left's favorite target, it folks. Everything's blamed on the white frat guy, you know, as opposed to the rat,

fucking hood rat gang member. They fucking media, again, far left, even the New York Post has to have it in the front page every day. And the attorney general up there, whoever the fuck it is, up in Quina, up in that area, he didn't file charges

right after the girl came forward to him or whatever, came to the cops and told her story. And he was getting all kinds of blowback online. of course, so he said, you know what, fuck you. He posted all the fucking emails. Didn't take a screenshot of the actual conversation, but all the quotes from her about what happened that night.

And none of them imply any non-consensual action. You know? She actually said, I was so attracted to the guy when he said, would you mind doing a threesome with it that I said, yes. And then she was doing ketamine with them, drinking. And again, I'm not. I'm not justifying what the fuck they did, although it's a different time today, folks. A good girl today would have been considered a whore in 1950.

You know what I'm saying? But if you read all the stuff that he posted, and I hope he did it in context and in its entirety, there's no way, it almost sounded like she was having fun. And then when she said after four hours of messing around and doing all this shit, ketamine, she let them snort ketamine off her. Where were these girls when I fucking... We used up at Maine. We used to have to fucking snort like corn kernels off her back because she was from fucking Prescott.

Anyways. So again, from what I read today, it almost sounds like she doesn't have a case. But again, you know, we shall see. But again, that's not my point is... And that shit's been going a long time. The year before I went up to University of Maine, just so happened the dorm that I was in, I guess the year before, I'm a freshman now,

and they were telling me, there was a woman, a girl from far upstate Maine, who had a lot of problems, she got drunk, and fucking half the floor had sex with it. And we labeled her certain, I wasn't there. Again, I'm always too late for the final, no, it's a fucking joke, relax, you whores. I'm just saying.

So just remember that. And did we learn anything? Did we learn anything from the lacrosse team at Duke? Do you remember that? That they were tried and convicted in the media. Turned out the black girl, the black strippers. It fucking ended up killing her boyfriend, I think, a few years later. Real psycho.

But no, they love it when it's a rich, white, educated kid. That's all I get to say. Just remember that when you read the fucking headlines. Anybody see my boy and your boy, Stephen Crowder last night, debate, a tenured law professor, very, very tenured. He was like 72, I think. But he was whiter than I am. He's a black guy. He wrote a book called Nigger.

I wrote a book called Nigger. Didn't go anywhere. His flew off the shelves. I don't know the difference. Dude, that's a clip. No. Let me, let me. I've done that.

before and cost myself radio shows and not the best judge of my own fucking and but he did he wrote a book called Nigger and Crowder called him all that right at the big guy was very gracious and shit but if it was a 12 round fight they would have stopped at 30 seconds into

the second round. Crowder just had a paper with all these numbers on it and just mop the I'm not going to go over and over you guys might have even seen it but the ones that didn't go to Rumble and watch it I'm sure it's archives somewhere I don't know how it works you guys do supposedly.

But he mopped the flow of them. And, you know, because if you're trying to defend DEI and all that shit still in 2026, I could debate you. But just watch Crowder. He is a, I told Crowder, I go, you're not a lawyer, but if I murder somebody, sometimes I said, you're not a lawyer,

but I'm going to call you and tell you what to tell my lawyer to say. He is, fuck, I guess. killer debater. And he dropped out of college. Not because he couldn't hack it. He probably was bored stiff with it. Anyways, he did a great job and destroyed. And the guy was very gracious and shit.

But they're stuck in some time warp, man. And also, do you think that black guy who's 72, that means he went to Harvard, one of the first black guys at Harvard or whatever, you know, professor, he's been there 40 years or whatever? Do you think he ever got any pushback on anything he ever said or wrote in his life? I'm talking to you fucks. That's right, the answer's no. So, you know what I mean?

And you got to, I give him credit for saying yes, because Crowder's asked a lot of professors, and they chicken the shit out. Crowder had one deal all set up with one college, and then Crowder's team said, we're going to, you know, we're going to stream this, and they go, we're not doing it. Oh, why's that?

Oh, that's right. That's called sunlight. transparency Anyways Haven't got to the stories yet I don't give a shit Oh here's one for you So I forgot this should be tied to my teeth

Talking about being old I noticed the list of the shit I have to do Before I come on camera And I was getting longer Make sure I get pants on Make my teeth are in I get a powder my fucking giant forehead So I go to the dentist

He couldn't Like he said I don't see anything there He goes your gums are a little red Or whatever And he goes you know, to prevent a yeast infection, I said it's my mouth. I go, guys can get ye. And I knew they could because two days ago, I read that somewhere,

and I had to fucking Google it. It's just, we all have a fungus. That's what a yeast infection is, you know. As Bobby Slate and says, his wife would get a yeast infection. He goes, I wouldn't take her to the beach because they're a pussy would turn into a donut shop. Anyways, so he goes, just to prevent, in case infection are yee, there's these lozenges you take. So listen to this. Andy happened to have some.

I'm on my bed, like I'd been home from the doctor for a couple hours. So she hammies it. I open the thing. I reach in and I take out this. It looks like a little beer barrel. It's plastic. You know I mean? I go, that's a weird capsule. I've never seen. I put it my mouth and I'm kicking it around.

And then I bite it and it comes apart very easy. And then there's all these crystals in it. And it says, you know, let it dissolve some. I go, yeah, they're tiny. I'm swallowing some of them and shit. Then I look in the fucking bottle, and that was the thing they throw in there

to keep the pills fresh or whatever. You know, like when you buy shoes, there's a little thing that could kill your dog if you ate it. I ate, I chewed the fucking thing. And I'm going like this. I'm on my bed for 20 minutes ago, I'm fucking shit ain't dissolving it.

Like when you give your dog peanut butter, I go, what the fuck? and when I looked in and saw they looked like neck away because I go, oh my God, is that where I'm at? Holy shit. So I go, Andy, fucking Google the shit before I start shitting blood on the front lawn. She's like, what the fuck?

And luckily it said, it said, yeah, it might kill you a year from now, but you're fine. You're still alive, so it's good. Yeah, that'll make you feel alive when you think you took some poison. Holy shit, was I alive? How fucking old am I did I kick that thing around in my mouth I go this is the weirdest capsule shape because it's like a little barrel you know me what the fuck oh my god she's living with a retarded old man

oh for the love of piss I think I got it all teeth rape Crowder pill swallow oh I said Andy should childproof our house now fucking retarded Let's get to it, folks. Cocainea. Man of steel. President Donald Trump announced plans for, let me guess, is it going to be the biggest fucking steel plant in the history of the world,

announced a plan for a new $15 billion mega steel plant in Iowa during an event at the Oval Office on Monday. Here he is, reading from a menu at the Cheesecake Factory, and he's going to send Marco Rubio there to get a lot. a nice Rubin. Now here you go. Today we're thrilled to announce that Masabi Metallics will be building the largest steel plant. It's a real American name, Masabi. In the great state of Iowa. It's the largest plant. One of the largest plants in the world.

It goes from the largest to one of the largest. It's really big. Sounds like me describe my dick to a girl I met on. It's one of the biggest. It's okay, it's big. Well, do you have a Hubble telescope? It's the biggest one of my pants right now. The biggest one I've ever had in my mouth. That's right. I'm double-jointed. Anyhow.

So how about, he's like a mob boss. They've got the biggest coming to fucking Iowa, I know. Tell him. There's the fucking money. You're supposed to be earners. That's why you've got the top-tier positions. So each one of you,

go out to your people on the street, crack some fucking heads, create some fucking earners out there. Hmm. I love the president of the United States. We are going to miss this fucker. Anyways, the new steel plant is to be built by Masabi,

Metallics, which is recently announced plans to invest. How does he do... If you got anything from Trump being the president, it's how lazy and how our intentional the last 40 presidents were about making us the only superpower on Earth. This guy makes... He's like Elon Musk.

Elon Musk is shooting rockets off like the little toy model. Do you see that thing yesterday? I didn't either. No, my brother sent me the clip. I'm like, what the fuck? How can you be that smart not hang yourself? Anyways, $2.5 billion. I'm not comparing Trump, but I'm just saying for what he does.

He's the Elon Musk of making deals, let's be honest with you, in building a new iron ore mine in Nashwalk, Minnesota. The first in the United States in 50 years. What did I just say about all the other presidents? That will have a capacity of 7.5 million tons, 7.5 million times 2.5 million times, 2000 that's per year unlike most U.S. steel plants

which are small smaller electric arc furnaces which I have in my house they don't get the job done that's what I lie I do that the new site will be the first mega steel plant meaning it can produce more than 10 tons per year than America has built since the 60s now that's not it that's the house

that's the picture I just bought a house in Montana As you can see, I'm scarring the land. They all hate me out there. Anyways, after phase one of construction, the site should produce 7.5 million tons of steel per year using American raw materials. With no reliance on imports, the White House said. Iron ore will come from a masabi metallics. New mine in northern Minnesota.

And you know what the fuck that means. They have a new mine in Minnesota. Minnesota must be happy about that if you live within a mile in that place. Your kids are going to have three flipper hands as we fucking, which is scheduled to come online within weeks. Again, it's like watching Musk. The guy comes out and get shit done. And that's why you should vote maybe in the midterms.

Because, you know, when the fuck faces, if they get in, they're going to fucking. And that's when we go to war, folks. That's what I say. There's no more pretending anymore. We sat through your bullshit, your woke fucking faggety-horshit for 50, 60 years. Trump came along. It's a new time. We're not going back.

I'm hoping that's how it goes down. So buy a gun is what I'm saying. Go to ProBass. Anyways. Hey, October 8th, that's a week from this Thursday. I'll be on stage for the first time in 11 months. So this is going to be fucking hilarious, I hope. at hyenas in Dallas.

November 5th, the punchline Atlanta, the next night, the 6th, Rivers Casino, Philly, and then November 7th, Soul Jolves, in Pottstown, Pennsylvania. If those are full, and I mean full, to the point where people are literally sitting, there were people on their shoulders in the crowd, I will do January 22nd, Wonders Theater, and Myrtle Beach.

Go to Nick Dip.com to get your tickets now before they sell out. And while you're there, you go to the merchandise page and buy some of the merchandise that I took up wood carving a couple of years ago. I did the bedpan and see the pelvis? I was from a 14-year-old boy I kidnapped in the park. We get hats, hoodies, t-shirts, mugs, IUDs, fucking butt plugs, all that shit that you kids love out there. Also, you want to send the personalized video to somebody? Do it.

I have nothing to do. Go for it. I'm not fucking stopping you. No, go Go to shoutout.us. All right. Move on them. Yapping.

No, no, no. Make it easy. Hold on a second. I think they've picked up on my love of Paul Lynn on, you know what I mean? The algorithm thing, because every time I pick up my phone

and again, I don't know how to transfer these to the fucking nobody does. Even AI, I asked them to do it. AI went, fuck this. Um, ridiculous. Okay, where's my Paul Lin folder? You're probably right. Best reason for pounding meat. Alainous.

Alainess. Okay, how do I get rid of it? Oh, father. Oh, God, help me. Let's do another one. Don't make me do this. I'll go home and beat my wife. His sister's box. Just jump to another one.

All your bosoms from sagging exercises. Yes, but it requires, um, uh, Tears, Kite strength. Some kite strength. One more. 4,000 more. What we got here?

I should have labeled them. This sucks. A pun, but a beauty. Anyways, that's a new segment we'll do. Nick holds up the phone to the mic like it's 1968. In our FLA segment tonight, a shooting inside the parking garage at the Orange County Florida Courthouse.

on Wednesday. We're not too violent, are we? The street violence is spilling into the courthouses. Stop the court operations for several hours while deputies investigated the attempted murder of a woman in the garage. Later in the day, deputies captured the known suspect, 26-year-old Kenneth Jerome Logan Jr., which is a very white name for a guy that looks like this. Wow, he's so different than all the other criminals. He's got the exploding cigar hair, Looks like a black astronaut being marched out to the capsule. Nope, it's a cop car. Motherfucker.

Yeah, boy. Watch your head, they say. I just want to see, and I got to believe when the cameras aren't rolling, I got to believe, I hope my late-grade cop friend pushed their head into the car. You know, I mean, you'll whack them. Just to go, that's what daddy should have done you. Oh, you don't know your daddy, who am I kid?

Logan was arrested on the following charges. attempted first-degree murder with a firearm, aggravated battery with a firearm. A lot of these are redundant. I like that. Armed burglary of conveyance with a firearm. They just reworded the same. Burglary of conveyance with assault and battery.

Yeah, they sort of go together. When you're doing one, the other one sort of built in, baked into the, as they said. Robbery with a firearm, aggravated stalking, false imprisonment with a weapon and battery. And they said with good behavior he'll be out next Sunday. There's something wrong with the black man's mine. There's something wrong with it mine.

Florida today reported Friday that Logan was denied bond. He remained behind bars Monday. Jail records indicated. We're just getting to the good part. According to the Orlando Sentinel, Logan and the victim are married. This is how they solved dispute. the victim told the investigator she was at the downtown

Orlando Courthouse Wednesday to seek an injunction against this guy. When she returned, she entered the vehicle and then noticed the seat had been moved and that something was in the back seat. If he just put half that effort

into a job, citing Logan's arrest, with that she ran out and saw Logan exit the car and point the handgun at her. he fired at her twice as she tried to run away grabbed her dropped a cell phone

caught up with her struck her in the head with the gun and held her as he tried to reload the weapon and he kept repeating why you doing this to me which is classic classic black psycho you're pistol whipping somebody

and you're going why are you doing this to me the sheriff's office said the woman wasn't injured in the shooting what if she made a fucking steel. She'd come out of the factory in Iowa. But as he tried to reload, she was able to escape toward an elevator. Oh my. I just, I have to, yes, I could report those every day, but I skip over them. But I did that because I read about the Cornell white kids getting all their publicity. I didn't want to short change, you know what I'm saying? Inclusive. Equity. Let's move on to UK, not okay. United Kingdom Police are releasing

five terror suspects on bail they busted them like on Monday so you know that that sounds about right doesn't it? Yeah. For England? No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.

After they were arrested on suspicion of terror plot targeting a U.S. air base that's in Britain. Yeah, fuck it. What could happen? You know what I mean? Let them go. Maybe you can set up some little white pussy for him like you did the last 20 years.

Right. fucking not even convicting gang rapes because of your white cowardice. What the fuck? I had the wrong one. Open that up, please. They're aged between 23 to 25. They're male an army military age.

Of course they don't mention. And I don't know this yet. We know they're British nationals, but people, when you hear, hear that, everybody goes, oh, probably some white guy. Yeah, they grew up in fucking, yeah. I'm sure they're Cockney, Manchester. No, you can fucking be a Muslim. Most of them are probably born there. You get it. Anyways, Lawrence Taylor, I couldn't believe, he's the head of counterterrorism over there. Silly me. That's, look at him. You want to fight that motherfucker? He retired about

400 years ago. Look at him. Oh, is that his skin on it? No, he's got a black under thing. I thought that was his actual skin. Would you mess with that fucker? And that's why we love college football when people argue about the end of. This fight, do you ever see him at North Carolina? He's 19 years old.

No injuries. Fucking healthy as a horse. Just one of my favorite. And a good guy other than, yeah, he fucking picks up a couple underage horses. And who doesn't when you get that kind of money and look like that? They love it. Anyway, do we have a picture of the real guy? No.

Okay. Confirmed that investigations into the five men are ongoing, including that this may be actively committed by proxies or individual either knowingly or unknowingly working on behalf of a foreign state. Wow. Thanks for connecting the dots. I thought it was a couple of hooligans that just get out of hand at the airport. The Sunday night arrest came after a local resident. And can you connect the dots, folks? We're in a brawl with Iran, and they've said in the paper and online and everywhere else

that they're going to attack bases, American bases all over the world. Do you see? Yet these fucking pussies who head up whatever in London, they're afraid to come out and just say what it is. It is, it is, it's, that makes my hair stand. It's creepy. It's creepy than fucking what Orwell predicted, yet accurate. After local resident farmer in Gloucestershire told BBC that she had called police late in the evening after coming across three white vans. Let me repeat that.

The vans were white. Blocking a road near R.A.F. That's Royal Air Force Fairford. I have a little pike car by park there when I'm overtoring. Oh. Holy shit. Smells like when I was sick. As she turned her car around trying to do a, you know,

know, a three-point turn that took her two and a half hours. She told the BBC that her headlights illuminated a group. Can imagine seeing this of hooded and masked men who panicked upon being spotted and scrambled into the nearby woods? Now, if that was a politician, a London politician, they wouldn't say shit. They probably go, do you need some help getting that bomb back into the? Authorities identified the five men as UK nationals. I identified them, as Ahmed-h-Nh-Nan-Slaq and those other ones. They didn't offer any further details. Fairfoot plays host to significant U.S. Air Force assets

and has been used as a launching point for multiple U.S. operations in the war against Iran in recent months. But they didn't even hint at it like it might have to do other than that. Oh, but the gist of the story is, oh, they're out on bond. no flight risk there right they're the definition of a flight risk I would think maybe I'm wrong am I prejudging yes it's what I do it saves time and fucking energy who's with me raise your hoods I'm in your hands put that though that one's going in raise it um let's move on to road rage everybody that's right another weekend another viral fight in the racing world

You guys, and I'm sorry, I don't mean to pick on you. I still think people who like the NBA watching it on TV or soccer are more retarded than watching people go around a track and a car. I stand out at the highway. I did that for 10 minutes. I was bored stiff. At least you see every once in a while you see a guy burned alive in his car and shit. That doesn't happen when you watch the NBA, does it?

That's right. Another weekend, another viral fight in the racing world. This one didn't take place during a cup race, but it did involve. a NASCAR driver. Heck, it involved the NASCAR winner. I was so shocked because I got this guy's poster in my bedroom. Wait till you see this beat down. It wasn't even a beat down.

They described as a beatdown. This is what I'm talking about. Do they know that we have video we can look at after you write something like that? You fucking hamhead. Wait till you see the beat down. Poor Corey Heim took at Martinsville Saturday night. Just a brutal attack. He was almost slapped once.

and right in front of a hot dog stand. Get the hot dogs here. This is a... This is the first video, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Roll the fucker. Oh, this is a pause. I'm sorry.

I got to give you a little background. These two guys, this isn't the guy, right? There's two guys. The gist of the story is, this is happening a lot now. Why? Because people love shit like this. Somebody at NASCAR in marketing,

you went, look at the NHL. They go, Look at the number of clicks the fights get on. So why don't we, you know, it's what it looks like. I mean, I watched, you know, the car racing's been around, what, since 1942? They'd never been a fight until about two weeks ago. Now they're happening every weekend, but don't connect the dots there. So this guy had a beef.

This isn't the guy we're talking about, but this guy had a beef with another, something happened on the track. And this is how he took care of it. chance to see it and that explains more. I see a Chad Ryan person on one side. That's the hunt done. On the other and not a lot of happy people in the middle. Definitely. Some fists were thrown down there and looked like that was crew members

and not necessarily drivers that were involved with that altercation with Corey Heim. But nevertheless, that took place. We saw the commotion. You and I couldn't quite tell exactly who it was down there. But nevertheless, Corey Heim took a shot. that looked like from a crew member. Don't ever go into boxing, fella. Not him, the announcer.

I like how they continue to play by play. They just can't get it out of their cadence. I know. I noticed that, too. That was true. But I think that was the guy I was talking about. These two, these two, wasn't the main guy we were talking about.

But this one's fine. We also got more follow-up from Carson, Hosebar giving Ryan Blaney a black eye and a tit twister and a purple nirple. Oh, but that rivalry is pretty much dead. I know. I was so disappointed. I thought these guys loved each other. Those two spent, these two guys, well, we're going to show you a fight now, basically spent,

somebody said, dating each other through the media over the weekend. Here's this TIF. At least it involved a little bit of male testosterone. Why you? Anybody seen Shemp? Wabash. Get out the way, bro. This guy who was being attacked landed a nice right.

Did you see that? He fucking knew what was coming. I'd show you what happened. What happened? I don't have the video on the track when these two were right. This guy gave the other guy the bird going around the corner. It was mad he passed him. Like black people get pissed when you take off.

Anyways, the good nose, the guy that writes he can tell is a real NASCAR. The good news, Carson's already been wrecked again. I'm not sure this one was intentional, though. You'll see. I don't get it. I don't get how popular.

And people go, yeah, but have you ever gone to a live one? Yeah, I don't have to. It's just like what I see on TV. Unless, what am I doing, sucking the tits of an 18-year-old girl from South Carolina in the infield? You can do that at any sporting, but you're going to go, it's great.

That was gross. I didn't mean to say that. Anyways. Anybody here? See my Opel, Johnny. Let's move on. The headline. Anybody seen Mom?

The Justice Department announced charges Tuesday. Again, something else that the government should have been doing for the last 45, 50 years. Well, whenever Social Security was invented, the Justice Department announced charges Tuesday against 17 alleged fraudsters accused of stealing more than $1.3 million. That's just a, that's like a dime.

That's just skimming the service in social security benefits, including my new favorite lady, a Chicago woman convicted of keeping her dead mother's body in a freezer and now suspected of collecting her retirement benefit. I'm trying to figure it out here. Somebody should tell her you don't need the body. You just lie on paper that you're, what are you gonna do? Have her stuffed later?

What, what do you? Yeah. Auntie, where are you keeping the fudgecles? And your grandmother's cunt. What? Oh, wait a minute. Might be right. Where did this happen?

Chicago. Yeah, you can bring her up for Halloween. Stand her up. The charges are the result. Remember the fucking, we showed, we did this story. There was a young black, black woman, know, Hispanic, whatever, who had to go to the bank to get something cosigned so she could get her uncle's money.

He was already dead. Oh, it was a foreign country. And she brought him to the bank in a wheelchair, a dead guy. And went like this. I wonder if she's good in the sack. The charges are the result of a month-long surge by the DOJS new National Fraud Enforcement Division, targeting crimes against social security administration benefit programs, which unfortunately is starting to hit home with me in about a week.

Fuckers, which the Trump administration has long suspected. I can't believe them at that fuck. When I was at the doctor the other day, the kidney doctor, the ladies asked me all the questions, have you fallen lately? I go, you've got to be sucking my ass. The fuck I'm 64. I'm 164. Have you fallen lately?

You've got to your fucking. Anyways, Trump administration has long suspected are a hotbed for fraud. Several of defendants charged by the Department of Justice are accused of taking advantage of deceased or disabled relatives to build taxpayers out of tens of thousands of dollars. You know what? Fix the system. Tighten it up. But at least they're Americans. At least they're not like the fucking Minneapolis.

Fucking 9,000 Somalis and they're arrogant about it. Show one smile he's in his jumpsuit. He goes, it's America. That's what everybody does. That's true, but who asked you to come over? Shine my fucking, go get your shine box, you fucking. The most notorious suspect is Ava Bratcher.

What a twat. She turned out to be. Look at them. I mean, who does somebody tell me, who does she look? That's a, some famous older guy, who do you got, Dallas?

I think it looks like Anthony Hopkins. Yes. I see a little, yes. Oh, no, come on. It's my favorite actor of all time. I see a little Anthony Hopkins. She looks like every, I'll tell you what she looks like, every defensive coordinator in the NFL.

Put a headset on her. Ladies, I feel bad. You dominate the world, you know, when you're under 30. You really do. But boy, payback time. You turn into men. All your estrogen just fucking runs away. Your mother used to look like, you know, Mary Tyler Moore.

Now she looks like Kevin Bacon. What? Anyways, that's Eva Brahta, who's accused of stealing $21,000 from the Social Security Administration after she concealed her mother's body in a deep freezer in her garage for two years after. I wish they would do follow-up. The fucking dead mother's been in there two years. During those two years, Bratja assumed her mother's identity. Yeah, you don't need a body for that.

Collected her mother's benefits, don't need a body for that, and used her mother's supplemental nutrition assistance program, otherwise known as SNAP. Don't need it for that, according to the DOJ. Bratja also allegedly used an alternative social security number to steal additional SNAP benefits because she loves Cheetos, to which she was not entitled. What a pig.

Let me get a steak. I did a show. show with Crowder. I was on Crowder once and he ordered, they ordered the show, ordered everything that you can get on Snap. They had it in the studio laid out on a table. Did you guys, you guys probably saw the show, you Crowder fans. Did you know there was caviar in there? Um, fucking seafood, lobsters. People think it's just, you know, diet, people think it's Coca-Cola and chips and she, it was, it's unbelievable. Bratcher was sentenced in

2023 to 18 months in the freezer next to her dead mother wearing just panties or a jockstrap according to her

look at the jowls on that mutt somebody throw her fucking steakbone in prison for concealing a death

and possessing a fraudulent ID card she likes a red game can I do that again she likes a

red game yeah I do She now faces three new federal charges related to fraud and faces a maximum of 10 years behind bars if convicted. She'll be the first guy to do something. Finally tonight, South Carolina Game Dick is that a game cock? Who's with me?

South Carolina edge rusher, Dylan Stewart. Edge Russia is now the new term free. Used to be an outside lineback. You know, they come off the corner and kind of a hybrid of a defensive end and they go, you know. Anyways, edge rusher, Dylan Stewart, is on indefinite suspension

with his future, with the whole football program pending. After he punched an Alabama player, of course, he punched a white guy who wasn't looking because that's what they do. I don't even turn my back. When I go into a store and a bodega or whatever convenience store

and the guy behind the counter is black and I buy something, I back out of the store. I never turn it. my back. Thank you. I forgot my change. After he punched an Alabama player in the face on Saturday and showed disrespect to his coaches, tensions were running high

during the South Carolina's loss to Alabama on Saturday night, and Stewart threw a punch at a Crimson Tide player at one point. Of course, that's a white dude facing us. You can tell he's looking down right now. He's not looking at Stewart. Is he not? What better time to succopon somebody, bitch? Go ahead.

These blacks. Who knows what are they going to take the wrong way? Go ahead, Dallas. Let it run. I'm sorry, that's footage of Chris Brown on a date West Hollywood. Anyhow, he received multiple penalties during the matchup. That means during the game.

Who wrote this? Some fucking fag. Did he make a touchdown? We had a, me and Artie Lang had a sports show. It's his, a testosterone-driven show as you can have. It was on direct TV and simulcast. Our producer was a gay kid. A week and a half into the fucking, he comes up me, and I go, what's the score? He goes, and then the Giants made a touchdown.

Did they make it? Did they? How many eggs? How much cream did they put in? They put it in the oven, you're fucking cock sucker? And he was a cocksucker. He was a cocksucker. He received multiple penalties during the matchup,

and he'll do 10 years after he fucking beats his mother to death for no reason. Beamer called him unacceptable. Stewart was also seen shouting at coaches, which I couldn't find the footage. So he got into it with his coaches and shit, because, you know, well, disciplined. Yeah, they wanted him to come out of the game, and he starts fighting with the coaches. South Carolina head coach Shane Beamer. And it's amazing how old I am. I remember Frank, his dad being a young coach at fucking Virginia Tech.

South Carolina head coach Shane Beamer confirmed that Stewart will not play this week against Kentucky. And he's pissed because the best fried chicken is where? The coach also explained that the decision to suspend Stewart indefinitely had more to do with his overall conduct than punching the Alabama. Well, okay. See, now that I love a little bit of honesty there. that's not the worst thing you weren't here yesterday or when we did the story did you hear about the college football player of texas he sacked the quarterback then he then he mimed on doing his pants and pissing on part of me you know it's like that is so fucking immature another part of me's

like god damn i wish i thought of that in high school i saw the play that he got the penalty on i didn't see it until now this is the coach talking and that's unacceptable beamer said Saturday during his post game press conference. That's not how we do things down here. When we suck a punch somebody, it's usually a woman in my office. I'm embarrassed to see that because that's not what we're about. That's exactly what you're about. You're a head football coach at a major college football program. It's thuggery. Remember that. And it makes for good football. I'm sorry, but I enjoy the thuggery. Not all of them. What? I'm getting something in. Good news.

You know how when you're talking about black people and you have to always say, not all of them, now we can. We just caught the last four, sharp lifting. Thank you. All right. Load off my mind. God, that has to go on the act.

That was fucking bright. That's enough for today. I don't feel like doing this. My teeth feel good. I want to go home and enjoy my teeth. All four uppers. I'm like Uncle Junior. I get up in the morning.

I'm yelling at Andy's. Where's my uppers? Remember that on the Sopranos? Uncle Juniors on the couch. Where's my fuck is? He goes, where's my uppers? Damn it all. Tony goes, take it easy.

Take it easy. That's when they said Uncle Junior was a flight risk. He goes, flight risk. I've been sitting on the couch, farting into the same cushion for 10 years. I love that show more than my wife. I think she knows that. All right. That's it for today, boys, Senate, Girls.

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Good night, everybody. You smoke cock sucker. Fuck you.