The Nick DiPaolo Show - Baldwin Not Triggered | Nick Di Paolo Show #634

Episode Date: December 2, 2021

Brooks' mother blames "systems". AOC openly hypocritical. Baldwin says he "didn't pull trigger". In-n-Out remains defiant. MSNBC busted. Rough sex.

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So what I'm trying to say is I'm going to be selling shoes in about three weeks at the mall. I don't like this anymore. All right. Let's get on with the show, shall we? Xin jing tang. In the N-word segment today, 80 House Republicans voted with Democrats on Tuesday, I'll repeat that, 80 House Republicans voted with Democrats on Tuesday to

pass the Immunization Infrastructure Modernization Act, which if passed by the Senate and signed into law would fund, get this, a federal vaccination database. That's right, folks. 80 Republicans signed onto this. The party that pretends to be against big government and for individual rights. They're worse in some ways than the Democrats, because at least the Democrats are upfront about how much they despise the average American. You know, but these jerk offs like these 80 Republicans, they despise the average American, you know? But these jerk-offs like these 80 Republicans, they pretend they have your back, which is exactly where they end up stabbing you every time. In this case, jabbing you, I should say. This database is just another invasive tool by our government to keep track of anybody who has the balls or ovaries or both, I want to be inclusive,

to disobey the demands of our masters. They say it's a function, the function of this database is to remind people to get their vaccines and boosters. Yeah, the same way the Nazis reminded Jewish prisoners when it was time to shower. This whole pandemic, folks, this thing has about as much to do with science as Bill Nye, the science guy's degree in mechanical

engineering. This new law would allow public and private health care companies to share your private medical records with the feds like teenagers shared dick pics. It's not going to be long before they're rounding up us unclean people and placing us at encampments. I was going to say hotels, but silly me. Those are for illegals, people snuck in here, not actually taxpaying U.S. citizens. Jose and Guadalupe, who don't have to get tested, by the way, they get the courtyard Marriott. You get a corner of the floor in a giant canvas tent with 300 other lepers. Now, you may think that I'm exaggerating about this coming to the United States soon, but it's already going on just to the north of us in Canada.

Literally people escaping from encampments, quarantine. Australia, too, as we speak. I'd tell you to vote these bums out, both Republicans and Democrats, vote them out of office, but they control the elections too. Ironically, the feds won't share those databases with anybody. And that's the N-word tonight, today, this morning, whenever you be listening. First story up, we got a mental mom. How did my mother make the news?

You know who's in the news? You know the racist, hateful black dude that ran over white people? Probably the worst hate crime in the country maybe ever. And we're not even talking about it anymore. We talked about it for what, a day and a half? And then we were on to the new variant. Because that's what they do. The people, the libs who run the media.

When it doesn't fit their narrative that you're a terrorist and a racist and a white superhero. When it doesn't fit that, we got to move on. This guy is so fucking racist against white people. We don't know how to do it. Let's talk about something else. Well, anyways, Daryl Brooks, that was the guy, his mother broke her silence Wednesday in a letter to the media, excuse me, I'm sorry, blaming last month's Christmas parade tragedy. Oh, is that what it was, parade tragedy? Can you imagine if that's a white guy? Well, you don't have to imagine, Charlottesville.

He's a Klansman, he's a fucking alt-right, he's a, huh? Christmas tragedy. Like somebody fell off the ladder hanging the star on the tree, broke their ankle. On a lack, she's blaming, the mother's blaming it on a lack of mental health services for her son, as poor people do when their kids commit heinous crimes. It's always the system, you know, the white establishment's fault. Never how you raise the kid. Don't even know, I'm guessing he don't have a dad. Maybe he does. It's on you if he doesn't. But there's not enough health services for her son, according to a press report.

Brooks was living with his 62-year-old mom when authorities say he plowed his Red Fort escape into an annual Christmas parade. Boy, is that sanitizing it. On November 21st, killing six people, injuring more than 60, according to court records. He doesn't look troubled. We are not making excuses. This is the mom still talking. But we believe what has happened is because he was not given the help and resources. Now, he wasn't given a dad, I'm guessing. I don't even know that, and I'm going to say it. I'm going out on a limb. Because even if I'm wrong about it, I'm right about a thousand other guys like this. I'm guessing he wasn't given a nice home to be raised in. Woods wrote him the letter to WDJTV

of Milwaukee. Please, mom. Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up! Shut up! Always the society's fault. Shut up! Shut up! Always the society's fault. Brooks, 39, suffered from mental illness. And, you know, welcome to the club. And was on medication since he was a child, according to the letter. Well, gee, he's been on medication since he was a kid.

Sounds like the system did try to help him. Ah, I wonder where... There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. That's why we gave medication. Institutions that are equipped and have trained staff is what was needed, as well as resources in the communities where people who suffer with mental illness live. You want me to believe that there's no social workers? That's where they all...

Are you kidding? Oh, go to the white town then, which is 10 miles away. Are they going to turn you down? This is such horseshit. He's a victim, you get it? Jail is not the answer. Apparently not. Because they get released back in society sicker than what they were when they entered. We all see what a tragedy that can turn

out to be. Yeah, thanks for pointing that out, mom. Her son, a career criminal, has a sprawling rap sheet with more than two dozen arrests spanning Georgia, Wisconsin, and Nevada. And a widely criticized move. And by the way, folks, the prosecutors and shit, they're all funded. The people that spring thugs on low bail and shit, that's all intentional. Do you understand that they're doing an experiment on our society? Do you understand that they're doing an experiment on our society? Do you get it? George Soros, he's funded almost every, every crooked district attorney, far left radical. It's all his money. And while the criticized move, a junior Milwaukee prosecutor requested

$1,000 cash bail, which you get more if you get caught littering, after Brooks was busted for allegedly running over his ex-girlfriend. Good to see he didn't send up any red flags. Running over his girlfriend with his SUV, leaving a tire mark on her left leg. But it's the system's fault. Dawn Woods posted her son's bail on November 5th, and 16 days later, he allegedly

used the same vehicle to commit the horrific attack on holiday revelers. I see how they cleaned that up instead of saying unwitting white people. Just say it. We are never in this country. You talk about race, we're going to have a discussion. It's never going to happen. It'll never be solved, ever. Because even places like Fox News don't have the balls to say white victims, phrases like that, white people, black suspect. It's never going to get solved. Milwaukee District Attorney John Chisholm called the bail inappropriately low. Well, thank you, detective, and launched an internal investigation into the decision. Counselor. I'm sure you did. Counselor.

We as a society, he said, must take mental illness seriously by fixing a broken system or suffer the consequences. Sad as it is to say, what happened in Waukesha will keep happening. Really? It will? No, it was a hate crime. And I'm not disagreeing. There's a lot of mental illness out on the streets and all that shit. But, you know, don't sugarcoat it and sanitize when you talk about it.

It's going to happen. But, you know, don't sugarcoat it and sanitize when you talk about it. It's going to happen. And look, the kid yesterday that shot up Oxford High School in Michigan on the day before, I can't keep my shooting straight and my crime. Another kid who's probably fucking loose. I say you do, like, you know when a dog, a rabid dog attacks somebody, you put it down? Nick, how can you say that? Well, I got a lot of Kim Jong-un in me.

Anyways, happening all over this country in one form or another, with more innocent lives lost and grieving families. Okay, I don't care if they're mentally ill. They commit a crime, you put them in the fucking slammer. Fix them there. I'm sick of hearing this. They have to go to a rehabilitation. You know, prison isn't the answer.

Well, then send the shrinks to the cell and work with them. It's really common sense when you talk it out. Innocent lives lost, grieving families and communities, Dawn Brooks wrote. She had a lot to say. She added that Brooks came from a loving Christian family. Oh, obviously. Boy, they love this, the left, when they can blame it on a Christian.

And is the grandson of ministers. Well, that explains it right there. You're a liar, liar, whore. No, no, no. You're a liar, whore, and you know it. I guess all that religion stuff didn't take. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. But the thing that bothers me about this whole story is that how we've moved on already.

Those people were mentioned for about a day because they were white. Again, I want you, and I say it all the time, this should have been a reverse race thing. Just think about if the races were reversed. Just think about it. Are you shitting me? It would be on a loop.

You guys couldn't get away from it. You go to fill your tank at a gas station, they have TVs on the, you'd be watching it there. You'd come home, you put on the news, it will be there. CNN would be running it on a loop with MSNBs. I'm not exaggerating. That's how they inflame racial tensions and keep us at each other's throats.

Well, they do what they have to do, whatever they're doing, building databases to track you. The trouble began when, as an adult, Jesus, this is way too long, it was determined that he no longer suffered from mental illness. Oh, I guess the system was working.

And his treatment was terminating, according to Woods. Instead of offering help and resources, what do you want? What are we supposed to do, give him a job at fucking, at Microsoft? What's he qualified to do? And resources to combat the problem. A jail cell was given over and over again, she wrote. Yeah, because he was committing crime after crime. Some people don't want to live in a law and order society.

Please leave my country. Here's another moron we have to talk about. At least she has nice tits. But that's canceled out by her unibrow. AOC moron. That's all I by her unibrow. AOC moron. That's all I could come up with. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Wednesday alleged that the House Minority Leader,

Kevin McCarty, Republican California, is working with what she described as Ku Klux Klan caucus to enable, boy, that's all you got, sister, huh? Long before you came along, they were already screaming this. We keep hearing about how she's such an innovator. Why she is smart is because it's been working, and she's staying on it. I slept with her once. She's showing the appendage size or the bruise I left on her forehead. What? What are you? To enable violent threats against Representative Ilhan Omar, terrorists, I mean Democrat Minnesota, and other women of color. Don't white people have color? I'm white. I see a color in my face, you filthy piglet. white people have color. I'm white. I see a color in my face, you filthy piglet.

Shut your fucking mouth. Yeah, exactly. Shut the fuck up, you cunt. Oh, take it easy. Take it easy. Listen, this is what she says. People, oh my God, this is, people truly don't understand the scale and intensity and volume of threats targeting Omar. I wonder why. Ocasio-Cortez wrote, Kevin McCarthy, she says, is so desperate to be speaker that he's working with his Ku Klux Klan caucus as opposed to the black caucus who says the most heinous shit, those old John Lewis, those civil rights,

just come right out and say it's white supremacy. They get away with it. Fucking bitch. Ku Klux Klan caucus, to look aside and allow violent targeting of women of color members of Congress. This cannot be ignored. Sure it can, and I'm going to keep ignoring it, god damn it.

You're a white nigger. What? I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word. I don't want to use it. Why are you bringing that up? It seemed right at the time when I was watching hockey and making the sound drop. Well, people toss out cliches like we condemn all forms of racism and bigotry. The fact is Islamophobia is far too often tolerated, ignored. Bigotry is not made unacceptable by what one says about it.

It's made acceptable based on whether there are any consequences for it or not. You mean like the black guy we just did a story on who was let out 19 times for beating up sex crimes, beating up white people? You fucking myopic idiot. Do you understand? my god it's not just about nasty phone calls and emails she added GOP are given freedom to incite without consequence are you listening to this who's been calling white people domestic terrorists? Literally convincing people on the left that what's worse than a terrorist? You can kill them. Seriously, I don't know if she believes what she's saying or not. I really don't.

She can't be that fucking myopic. She has to know. There's a double standard in race that shits on white people around the clock. What world is she living in? Here's the phone call. They're going to play the phone call, the message that somebody left on Ilhan, who should be deported, by the way.

Look, she's dressed like she's going to a fucking ISIS meeting. Fucking twat. Welcome to America. She's going to a fucking ISIS meeting. Fucking twat. Welcome to America. She's going to play a message and then I will respond why it's so silly. Go ahead. I'm going to play you

a voicemail. Probably her husband slash brother that made the message. That we received hours after I got off the phone with Representative Boebert. So what? After she posted her video. Posted?

She put that? We see you, Muslim, son of a bitch. We know what you're up to. You're all about the end of the country. Don't worry. There's plenty

that will love the opportunity to take you off the face of the fucking earth. Holy shit, it's Tom Cotton. Come get it, bitch, you fucking Muslim piece of shit, you jihadist. We know what you are. You're a fucking traitor. You will not live much longer, bitch. I can almost guarantee you that.

Now that sounds like Mitch McConnell. And you will be tried for a military tribunal. And you will be found guilty. How'd you get her number? Fucking terroristmatch.com. You know why that is so silly? Do you understand how many messages Republicans get? For every one she gets like that. You ever hear Sean Hannity? Sometimes he plays his.

And he's just a TV guy. I mean, literally security around the clock for being on TV. You can't believe what, you know, Marjorie Taylor Greene, the messages that are left on her. It's not like this guy went to your house and stood in front of it with a gun and threatened you, like, you know, or followed you into a restaurant. Do you understand the right gets 40 times more because the media agrees with her message? media agrees with her message. We just did a story this week that psycho with an axe breaking into a Republican senator's office.

See, those are real threats. I was on the fucking phone with the FBI a year ago. Twice. I'm selling mugs. The fuck? But she thinks that's going to, oh, my God. I guarantee you, Mitch McConnell, McCarthy,

they could play a thousand of those. So, please, go back to where, Somalia? They don't have to pay for the security required from their acts. We do, she says. They make money off it, and they're targeting those least likely to be institutionally protected. Boy, does that sound familiar? Like Nancy Pelosi and you jerk-offs, attorney generals, district attorneys, releasing thugs back onto the street

because you don't deal with them. You live in gated communities and shit. So you've said nothing new. You just, she's that partisan, man. Ugh, whining. Quiet, quiet like a bitch. Oh, please, please, please. I'm almost so upset I can't read this promo for Comics Gym.

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So take advantage of it. Thank you. I wonder if I'll get some threats like Ilhan Omar. Listen to what they, that guy, did he have a southern drawl? A little bit. I pictured like a retired drill sergeant. Somebody from South Carolina

who's had enough. But for her to play that, do you understand? And here's with Republicans, they should have eight people today doing the same thing. But they won't. Because 80 of them just voted on something that sticks it up our ass.

That's it. It settles it. I'm running for senator of Georgia. First thing I do, burn all masks. If you're seen wearing a mask, you're put in jail. And stripped and beaten with a fucking garden hose. The metal part. I learned that from my dad.

Anyways, let's get to somebody who is mentally ill. Now. Now. Poor Alec Baldwin. Karma's a bitch. All the times he bad-mouthed gun owners, the NRA. I'm telling you, it came around him a bit. I'm writing the balls. Anyways, the NRA, and I'm telling you, it came around him, bit him right

in the balls. Anyways, the headline, Baldwin not triggered. Nick DiPaolo came up with that, and you're saying, well, what's that? Well, listen, Alec Baldwin is insisting he didn't pull the trigger on the gun that killed the cinematographer and wounded the director on the New Mexico set of his film, Rust. Didn't pull the trigger. I'm going to find out what the hell happened here. So what he wants us to believe is it went off accidentally. I mean, that happens when people are cleaning their guns sometimes. But even then, you have your finger on the trigger a lot of time, right?

Guns don't go off by themselves. People do. of time right guns don't go off by themselves people do I don't know why that sounded like it fit there but I said boy does he look rough he looks like a guy who's been through hell but let's remember during this interview he's an actor a very good one I don't wish this on anybody. And I hate his politics. I always say this about him. I hate his politics. Obviously, I think he's a typical New York lib idiot. But I think he's a funny fuck.

I think I would like him if I met him. We didn't talk politics. You know what I mean? I love how he goes after the paparazzi, threatening to punch him in the face. I like that type of shit. I'm immature like he is. But it's just ironic that this is what's going to punch him in the face. I like that type of shit. I'm immature like he is. But it's just ironic that this is what's going to take him down, such an anti-gun guy. In his first interview since the deadly October 21st shooting, a tearful Baldwin told midget

ABC News' George Stephanopoulos he has no idea how the live bullet ended up in the firearm. I don't know nothing about that. I actually believe that part of it. I, I, I, cause I'm, I'm with the theory. Look, that was an unhappy movie set, supposedly way before the shooting happened. They didn't like the way who they hired to take care of the guy, all this shit. And let me tell you the people that work on movie sets are some of the most bitter. They got into the business to be actors, and they ended up working the grip of the boom. And there's always one. Even on the movie I shot this summer, Upstate New York, there's always a couple guys that

just fucking, you can feel it coming out of them. They slam shit around. I personally think somebody put live ammo in there to teach somebody a lesson. I know he can't prove it, but let's watch some of the videotape of this interview. It wasn't in the script for the trigger to be pulled. Well, the trigger wasn't pulled. I didn't pull the trigger. So you never pulled the trigger.

Now, here's my theory on this. I think he's doing what his lawyers told him to do. They're going to go, it's your only chance to not be blamed for this. And he's going to run with it. Wouldn't we have heard this by now? Unless I missed it. I mean, this happened a long time ago. Had you heard this theory?

That he hadn't pulled the trigger? No, this is the first he's mentioned of it. It is, isn't it? Wouldn't that have been the first thing? You said, I didn't even pull the trigger. It malfunctioned. Oh, whatever. It's just coming out now.

You're a soldier. You know more about weapons than anybody. Have you ever had a gun go off where you didn't pull the trigger? No, it requires a finger. Absolutely. Anyways, go ahead, let him talk. Let him spin. No, no, no, no, no. I would never point a gun at anybody and pull a trigger at them. Never. What did you think happened? How did a real bullet get on that set? I have no idea. Someone put a live bullet in a gun, a bullet that wasn't even supposed Yeah, the property of the set your movie was on.

This poor guy's gonna be... And again, he says he didn't pull the trigger. The trigger wasn't pulled. he didn't pull the trigger. The trigger wasn't pulled. I didn't pull the trigger, he said. Authorities have previously said Baldwin was holding the prop gun while rehearsing a scene at the Bonanza Creek Ranch near Santa Fe when it accidentally discharged.

Cinematographer Haley, Haley, Haleyna, I can't see the name, it's cut up, was killed. And director Joel Sousa was injured after they were struck by the live round. We all know that by now. My theory, again, possible sabotage. But I'm just wondering why we're just hearing about this no trigger thing. No pulling the trigger for the first time. Smells like, you know what I'm saying, some bad salmon.

Anyhow, and he, that poor bastard, he, see the bags and the, and that's a horrible thing, man. Because I was on the set of Grace Under Fire and somebody hit somebody with a lemon. I couldn't sleep for weeks.

I'm sorry, that was Suddenly Susan. I was actually on some of these shows. Suddenly Susan. I had one line, I got a nice fat laugh. We were helping moving furniture into her apartment or some shit, and we broke something, and they went leaving. I'm the last one out. I go, hey, we ate all your salami. Which is just a good line. By the way, she was one of the nicest people, Brooke. What's her name? Brooke Cheels.

Went to school with her cousin, Panty. Listen. La la la la la. Anyhow. Anywho. Burger bind. well, what's that mean? Well, it's sort of like hamburger help. You guys ever been to In-N-Out Burger? It is tremendously delicious.

Tommy and I, when we were last in Vegas or Chicago, I can't remember, but he insisted on pulling over at 1 in the morning before we made the trek back to the hotel. Oh, my, we got four by fours. He didn't even ask me what I wanted. He got it for me. That's four patties. And let me tell you something.

Tasted like a 23-year-old Alabama cheerleader. You are correct, sir. i know i am oh my god was it good is what i'm saying and they're big in la california they're huge they're fucking great and i'm liking them even more for this story even with the threat of fines up to five thousand dollars the fuck? They make that in an hour. It appears that one of the California's most iconic fast food chain restaurants, In-N-Out Burger, remains defiant as enforcement of the city's mandate that customers' proof

of vaccination be confirmed for indoor, as far as indoor dining goes into effect. It was starting all over again. Good for you, In-N all over again. Good for you, In-N-Out Burger. Good for you. Don't take no shit off nobody.

Can you imagine, wow, that's an old one. CBS LA's political reporter, Tom Waite, oh, he's good, visited In-N-Out across the city Tuesday night and found that it was business as usual despite the fact that

the burger chain could face fines here's what the report had to say Tom take it away you hack hey Cal Nines Tom wait and our crews visited in and outs across the city tonight he joins us live now from Universal City with what he found hello hi Juan and well you sort of said, what's so interesting about this showdown is that In-N-Out is one of the most iconic and popular restaurant chains in Los Angeles, but with it flouting the city's new rule and thumbing their nose at LA, what will happen next? Can I get number one with mustard and ketchup?

At the In-N-Out in Hollywood, it's business as usual. No onion. And business as usual could be a problem for Southern California's iconic... Oh, hello, Diane! ...restaurant employees are required now to ask for proof of vaccination... This guy's been high on his own supply. ...in the city of L.A. And if they don't do that, they can be fined now.

Will that be for here? Yeah, for here. I'm glad you got a shot of the ice going into the cup. That helped the story. What are you, tripping, CBS LA? Like they needed to send somebody out for this. Whoops, wrong burger chain.

When the first vaccine mandates in the state began this fall in the Bay Area, the burger chain refused to comply. I love these people. It was fined and forced to close all indoor dining rooms. And again, I'm going to remind you again, this isn't about science. This isn't about viruses. It's not about people dying.

It's about globalists controlling the whole goddamn population on the planet. And this is the way they chose to do it. This new variant, they're going to keep coming up with until the midterms. They can fucking use it as a excuse for you not to go to the vote in person because you'll get sick. It worked last November. And if you don't see that by now, I don't know what to say to you. Old people are getting sick. Did you hear what the lady said who discovered the doctor, who discovered the Omicron in South Africa? Did you see her quote yesterday?

She goes, I can't believe people are making this much of a, I'm paraphrasing, of a fuss about it. Your heart rate goes up a little or whatever. She goes, I can't believe the reaction, the overreaction. Yeah, because it's all fucking, I mean, it's right for her. She knows. In October, the company released a statement in an Outburger, reading in part, In-N-Out Burger strongly believes in serving all customers who visit us and making all customers feel welcome. Okay, it's about money. We refuse, I'm glad they say, here's why I love them.

They refer to customers as customers and not as guests, like Burger King or Wendy's. They say guests now, or Subway, as long as you're guests in our store. What am I, sleeping in a fucking Murphy bed behind the friolator? You know, fuck stain. What is that? Making all customers feel welcome. We refuse to become the vaccination police for any government.

Amen. If there's an In-N-Out burger. By the way, In-N-Out is exactly what the government's doing to them. It now appears that the Southern California-based restaurant chain is prepared to see how far it can go in defying the city of Los Angeles mandate. One of the strictest in the country because it's run by the ship shifter, ship shifter, the shape shifter. Bon appetit. Gavin Newsom. At least one customer that spoke to CBS LA agreed with In-N-Out. At least one. See how they, do you see how they, you have the right to eat here or not. It's their business,

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You know MSNBC with Rachel Maddow, the woman who looks like a third baseman for the AAA Red Roosters in Toledo. Damning police video shows the moment Wisconsin cops stopped an NBC producer who'd been ordered to follow jurors just think about that just just that is enough to imagine a fox did that they were ordered to follow jurors in the Cal Rittenhouse murder trial you know know, you guys get this, right? Kind of intimidation tactic.

You see an MSNBC trial. Oh, maybe I should vote the other way. I don't want to get shot. Anyhow, the footage released by Kenosha Police Tuesday shows an incredulous officer pulling over James Joseph Morrison, a stop that led furious Judge Bruce Schrader to ban MSNBC from the rest of the trial. I work for NBC, Morrison, 63, immediately explained, saying he was a news

producer who flew in from Atlanta following a vehicle with a police report shared by Law and Crime, showing that he'd allegedly jumped a red light while following the anonymous, jumped a red light, is that what you say now? Anonymous juror's van. He was following the juror's van. It was covered by a SWAT team. Here's the interaction with Crooked MSNBC.

This guy's a horrible liar, but let's listen in anyway. Were you following a vehicle? Yeah, I know. I was trying to see. I was being called by New York going, maybe people you need to follow, but I don't know.

It was discreet. i wasn't like you know taught to anybody just trying to find a location that's all that's all i was just doing something that we all know i'm not supposed to do uh god he's terrible i was talking to new york and they said i wasn't going to talk to anybody i was was just going to, you know, see where they're hanging out and then tell BLM. But other than that, I was just, hey. So anyways, he's just a mama luke, this guy Morrison, and asked who made the order. Morrison then called booking producer Irene Bayan, whose name was visible on the cell phone, producer Irene Bayan, whose name was visible on the cell phone, which was on speakerphone,

while she nervously confirmed Morrison's instructions. Is this Moron number one? Yeah. Put Moron number two on the phone. Here's how that conversation went. The producer's boss. Hi, this is Officer Jones, Canoes Police. We're trying to figure out what's going on here, Why do you have a reporter or producer following vehicles out here?

By no means were we trying to get in contact with any of the jury members or whoever's in the car. We just were trying to see where key players in the trial may be at. This is huge. We can't afford anything crazy happening, putting people in dangerous positions. This individual violated some traffic laws here doing this, so we're going to ask you guys to refrain from doing that. Wow. Got it. Understood. Thank you so much. I'm very sorry.

Got it. Understood. Thank you so much. I'm very sorry. I'm going to tell you, you lying cocksucker! Yeah, we weren't. And my crack producer, Dallas, said before we went on the air that this woman has deleted all her social media posts for the last 10 years after the story broke. She's got a nice, innocent, pretty face. And again, you can't trust them. What do you mean them, Nick? You know. Omnicron.

We weren't. We just wanted to see where they were hanging out, you know. Oh, my God. People positioned in different areas in the courthouse, you know. Oh, my God. People positioned in different areas in the courthouse, you know, stuff like that. I'm very sorry. Between them and CNN, it's just a...

If I could, I'd grab this microphone and I'd beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. Charlie said it best. Anyhow. Final story? Wow. Final story

of the week, unless you're a monthly subscriber, then you get another Zing Zangler. I'd say cup number five. I'm immune now. It's doing nothing. All it does is dehydrate me it makes my shit pasty you didn't need to hear that

well it's the type of show we do will you ever grow up don't have to I'm a comic I'm a fucking joker let's get to something we can relate to porn star Adriana

Czech cheek Russian is that Russian Joker. Let's get to something we can relate to. Porn star, Adriana Cechik. Russian? Is that Russian? The name is. She's American, though. Oh, she's American? Oh, good. I can track her down.

Jesus Christ. I can't do this story. I can go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. Anyways, Adriana here is speaking about the shocking injury she sustained on the set of her X-rated films. And right away, I'm thinking sex and dirty.

You know what I mean? Injury to the perineum. That type of shit. I feel like Quint when he's on the boat. You know when he does that? Quint, don't push it that much. I know what I'm doing. Aren't you watching?

Gidget. Anyways, so I'm thinking she could hurt with, you know, big giant dildos and shit. Stuff that runs through my head and other serial killers. The adult movie actress, 30 years old, appeared on the Plug podcast earlier this week and said she suffered damage to her neck, spine, and brain stem. Now that's fucking. You knock a girl's brain stem out of alignment, you are doing your job. She has to leave your house on a gurney with a fucking neck brace on, like she just had a

helmet on helmet collision with fucking Ray Lewis. That's fucking, you know what I'm saying? So she hurt her neck and spine and brain stem during rough romps recorded for the internet she says I feel like it's it's just like sexy wrestling or sexier wrestling what kind of wrestling is she watching boy she's a piece of ass though huh you know how many of these people think these girls that look like this they start a what is it fans only? And they're breaking in hundreds of thousands. So I don't want to hear about this misogynist society limit.

And the answer to that would be, not all girls look like that. Well, go get some surgery. I'd be doing it. I saw a fake schlong at the hospital I got my eyes on. I saw it in an antique store. Is it Jerry's? Anyway, it's got a crank on the side. Chechik State. Anyways, Chechik State comparing her craft to that of WWE performers.

Oh, my God. Help me. I have really fucked up my neck now. Do you blow your dad with that mouth? I have pinched nerve. She's talking like she's from Russia. I have pinched nerve in my C6 and 7. Parentheses, parts of the spine. I thought we were playing Battleship. She says they're out of place, the brunette alleged, according to the Daily Star, who's bringing us all the important stories. Additionally, Chechik claimed she has suffered a slipped disc and her brainstem actually came out of pocket a little bit.

What? Oh, that dirty cogsucker. The beauty also revealed that, much like an elite sports person, she takes an ice bath after shooting her scenes in order to help her body recover. The only difference is when Tom Brady takes an ice bath, there's not three women in blowing them. She's a little whore and a little piece of trash. Bullshit! It's like Raquel Welch there.

Chet-Chet told the podcast that she planned to partake in a wild orgy. Well, injured. She's day to day with a labia pull. Injured, but then her doctor cautioned her against the whole idea. Well, ain't he a genius? Chechik didn't divulge whether she went ahead with the romp, but she has no plans to give up porn despite the toll it's taking on her body.

I think it's taking a toll on your body. You see my prick. It looks like Mickey Mantle's knees with 11 scars on it. The star who boasts 3.3 million Instagram follows. What do I have to do? Get in a Lululemon and wet the crotch area to get that kind of follow? Also, she has her own OnlyFans account, which has thousands of paying subscribers. Chechik, who grew up in foster care.

Oh, my God. Seriously. Can you imagine? Even when you're beautiful like that, you grow up in a good family. I always said it. It's like almost a cross to bear. Like when she's 14, she's got grown guys. Somebody brings to her a titty bar underage.

The owner starts dating you know what I mean? There's a lot of those stories whatever good for you she grew up in foster care now she's making a good for you

good for you honey she grew up in foster care entered the adult film industry in 2013 and you know all I can say is I love you for helping me

to construct of my life. Not a tavern, but a temple. She's got a little rock cow on her. I love you because you have done so much to make me happy. You have done it without a word, without a touch, without a sound. You have done it by just... By just blowing 12 guys. Consecutively.

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