The Nick DiPaolo Show - Bank of African America | Nick Di Paolo Show #1267
Episode Date: September 1, 2022Trumps docs trashed. Bank of America racist. Cop knocks out woman. Marine band forced to play at political event. Murderer gets paid by state. BYU volleyball player cries foul....
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Did you see what Hillary was wearing at the Venice Film Festival?
Take a look at this.
They said that was a statement piece.
Yeah, I think I know what this statement was.
They lost my luggage. guitar solo Music!
How are you, folks? Welcome to the show.
Great show tonight, Ed. Great show. Some great guests for you.
We've got the very lovely, big-titted Diane Cannons with us, and a very fine actor on a show called, I don't know, he's playing a cop in Boston.
I was an extra on it. I played a maple tree. Robert Urich, and finally, a chef that everybody loves, the 6'4", 270-pound Julia Child,
first lesbian to make a cake.
Great show, I'll tell you.
Let's get right to it, shall we?
So I guess Joe makes his big speech tonight
about how horrible we are,
us people who anybody who doesn't vote for him is a fascist,
and that's how
you bring the country together, as you know. It's so, this is so right out of the mouth of
the squad. Pick, pick anybody. AOC. Everybody laughed at AOC when she first came up. I'm not
saying she's passed a lot of bills and shit. She hasn't. But all that garbage she said,
you know, we got to go full pedal. You guys aren't,
you know, radical enough. It's all,
they're doing it now. She's, you know,
she was sort of right. She didn't really have much to
do with it because everybody hates her.
But this jerk-off's going to come on
and tell you why you're a fascist,
a semi-fascist.
It's just an angry old man scumbag.
And
dividing us into a billion pieces.
And your day will come, sir, you fall out of the top bunk,
break your head on the fucking gumball machine
Dr. Joe put in your bedroom to keep you busy, you dink.
So that's tonight.
So we'll cover it on Monday, I guess, if anybody gives.
I can't watch.
I'll record it.
But it's painful.
I see two minutes of him, and my blood pressure goes through the roof, what's coming out of
his mouth.
And he was always a dickhead.
Don't let anybody kid you.
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Let's get to the top headline.
Trump trove trashed.
Donald Trump has claimed the agents were responsible
for throwing classified documents
on the floor of a Mar-a-Lago
and said, of a Mar-a-Lago,
like it's a boat, and said they were perhaps pretending it was me who did that. And then Trump said, furthermore, you can all go
fuck yourselves. But first of all, put up the picture of the, first of all, it's not thrown on the floor.
It's laid out actually so you can see, you can tell.
You know what I mean?
We look close, couple of the Chinese dinner menus, there's a Cheesecake Factory and a
Taco Bell menu.
But look how staged this is by the goddamn government
to hang this guy.
2A, like it's a pistol.
He shot somebody in the head
with at Mar-a-Lago.
Top secret.
They are just,
you're not good at anything.
Framing people. And let me tell you something,
dudes on the left, if he gets
prosecuted, you better,
you think people showing up,
and when you guys showed up in front of Justice's house,
you guys better buckle up.
That's not coming from me.
That's just my instinct.
And Lindsey Graham's.
There's going to be,
make those riots look like a tea party.
At least I'm hoping.
Because you know what they're doing.
Don't forget the big picture.
Biden is prosecuting the guy that might beat him in the next election if he's still around.
Or beat anybody.
They know America wants him back.
And they'll do anything.
Now this is desperation.
Can you imagine that?
Going after your political opponent?
And they're calling us
semi-fascist tonight?
Totalitarianism?
Who? What?
Nazi? Who?
Do they know?
I mean, do they?
I don't know.
Terrible.
Trump says, terrible the way the FBI during the raid of Mar-a-Lago threw documents haphazardly
all over the floor.
Couple of menus from the Golden Wall that I love.
Perhaps pretending it was me that did it.
And then started taking pictures of them for the public to see.
He said in a Truth Social post, I'm on there, by the way, right?
I had a big discussion with those guys.
I forgot about that.
Anyways, that happened Wednesday morning.
He said, thought they wanted to keep these secret, which is a good point.
He says, lucky I declassified, he added, during a flurry of posts condemning the FBI agent who were tired amid backlash over the Hunter Biden probe.
We covered that yesterday. That was Tebow, right?
He was responding to the bombshell pictures showing papers with many marked top secret on the carpet of the mansion during the August 8th search. The photographs were released in a 36-page court filing where the official said
they'd uncovered a plot to obstruct the probe. They were cooperating for months with them.
Guys, please tell me you see through this. Between this and January 6th, those hearings,
do you see how desperate they are? This is all desperation.
And the discovery, and I'm not saying they're not going to not indict him. I'm just
saying. But everybody's going to see through
it. You've got to watch yourselves, people.
Now I'm worried about your safety,
lefties. Not really.
Son of a
whore! I don't know why you hit that one.
Oh yeah,
I replaced it. Oh, you didn't
replace it.
Ha ha. The Department of Justice accused the ex-president's team of moving around
in hiding classified documents they had previously searched for officials claimed they were likely
concealed and removed from a padlock storage room where trump's lawyers had said they were all kept together.
Yeah, they were.
Uh-oh, the FBI's coming.
Get this shit.
Come on.
Three classified documents were found in a desk drawer.
Department of Justice reveal, and they don't lie.
In addition to more than 100 documents discovered in 13 boxes, along with some of those little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake rolls that I fucking love,
with classification markings in the form of
president's residence.
Just the facts, ma'am. Yeah, whatever you say.
Three classified documents that were not located
in boxes, but rather were located
in the desk
in 45's office, were also
seized, the filing states.
The new court filing also shot
down attempts to get a special master
Roger Healy
a third party to review the documents
seized by the FBI branding the move
unnecessary and saying it would
harm national security interests.
Kiss my ass.
you know so kiss my ass so uh it's unbelievable man that they would you know rate a form it's never been done before and
that's it fuck don't forget why they are frightened that this guy's gonna run again
biden's numbers are as bad as ever. I guess they did a poll
yesterday. You know who's the most favorable out of 23 potential presidential nominees? Bernie
Sanders. Can you fucking imagine? That's where we are. He is like 70s too. 70s? Yeah. 170.
He's like 70s too.
70s?
Yeah.
170.
That's a great point.
Well, how old was he?
And what's funny is the Dems hate old white men.
Unless they're fucking Marxists, you know.
Anyways, all right, let's move the hell on.
There are white niggers.
I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time.
Watch your mouth, Dr. Bird.
In the RTR segment, Reverse the Races,
the headline, Bank of African America.
What? Bank of America
announces zero down payment,
zero closing
costs for black and Hispanic
homebuyers.
Fuck you and fuck you.
Who's next?
Oh, that's not just legalized racism, is it?
Discrimination?
Huh?
Right out there in the open.
You guys are asking for it.
Boy, Whitey's been playing very nice and biting their tongues forever.
Oh, please don't fucking set them loose because they're going to make BLM look like a fucking...
The option will first
become available in certain neighborhoods in Charlotte, of course, Dallas, Detroit,
you know, those neighborhoods, Los Angeles, and Miami. First of all, it's not going to
happen in Miami because you know who will step in. DeSantis will pick that off and we're pick six. The new mortgage called Fuck Whitey, Fuck Whitey Community
Affordable Loan Solution, the final solution, aims to help eligible
individuals and families obtain an affordable loan to purchase a home, the
bank said. I suggest all you white people in those cities, get a tanning bed, put it on high.
Hone-Omarship strengthens our community. Here we go.
I want you to count, and here's my other
observation I think is pretty clever. I've already
said it on the show, but how many times
you guys have heard the word community
or communities in the last 10,
15 years, which is
commune,
communism.
You get it? I'm serious.
It's the base word.
Communities, commune.
It's no accident.
It's actually a good point by me.
I think I'll call Victor Davis Hanson
and tell him about it.
Ever see him? How brainy is that guy?
Tucker goes, thank you.
And he goes, no, thank you.
Home ownership strengthens our communities
and can help individuals and families
to build wealth over time,
said A.J. Barkley, seen here dunking behind her head.
Look at this.
Fucking, who's that black rapper chick,
Queen Latifah's sister over here, A.J. Barkley,
head of neighborhood and community lending for Bank of America, said in a release,
our community affordable loan solution will help make the dream of sustained home ownership
attainable for more black and Hispanic families.
And it is part of our broader commitment to the community to shit on white people.
I mean, to the communities that we serve.
Fuck your mother!
If you know who she is.
Do you know how much hate?
I'm not saying she came up with a plan.
Probably white libs.
Maybe she did.
I don't know.
But even to, if you're a black person and working for the bank and you agree to this,
it's all about retribution.
It's got nothing to do with reconciliation.
It's all about retribution against white people who had nothing to do with what happened to
your great, great, great granddaddy a thousand years ago.
And you go, you're fine with that, huh, black lady?
You're fine with discrimination?
Well, then let's go all the way.
Don't use my water fountains, even though I'm serious. You want to play hardball? Stay the
fuck out of my bathrooms. Let's do it. If you want to do George Wallace, which none of us agree with,
but if you guys insist on it, I got no problem with it. Yuck. The loans require no mortgage insurance.
Imagine that.
The additional fee typically charged to buy,
I know this myself,
to buyers who put down less than 20% of the purchase price,
you have to get, you know, mortgage insurance.
And no minimum credit score.
This sounds like a late night commercial, you know.
Instead, listen to this.
Listen, this is almost satire.
Instead, eligibility will be based on factors like timely rent.
Who's known for that?
Timely rent payments, on-time utility bill phone, and auto insurance.
on-time utility bill phone and auto insurance.
Maybe you don't want to help them out.
Because if that are the requirements,
even my black friends who have money have their phone shut off.
Just because they don't fucking care.
Nick, that's right.
I'm just saying.
Not that they're poor.
They just not anal about shit like that.
But those are like four things that black people,
and again, maybe because of racism,
whatever you guys want them,
that they have trouble meeting.
Black comics make jokes about their phone being shut off when they were kids and the lights going off.
And oh, this is priceless.
And she's going to say, well, that proves they need help.
Suck it. You're treating them that proves they need help suck it you're
treating them like they're less than is what you're doing that's all i gotta say uh do you
agree with me you thick ankle whore apparent you do prospective buyers must also complete a home
buyer certification course provided by bank of america and federally approved housing counseling
part you think you can get the government more up your ass and involved in your life before
they apply for the loan program, the bank said.
What is that?
They're going to train you how to be a homeowner?
No pit bull shitting in the neighbor's yard.
Keep the music down.
If you're going to smoke skunk weed, do it in the house.
And most of all, no hip-hop.
I don't get it.
Well, it's legalized discrimination.
People are starting to sue back and shit,
but what good is that going to do?
The judge will be from Yale,
some fucking jerk-off hippie.
I can't take it. That's why, again,
I've got a nice duplex in Nigeria.
Me and Dallas are going there, life partners.
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Let's move on to, well, let's move on to some New York City. We like to do stories from New York City,
even if you guys aren't from, you know,
because let's be honest,
it's the biggest, most successful city in this country.
And it's turned into such a nightmare
in the last couple of years
that these stories resonate
pretty much in every Dem-run city.
Shocking video.
I'll give you my take on this.
And boy, has it changed since I get punched.
A shocking video shows an NYPD cop punching a woman in the face, causing her to... Right away,
they say shocking. So I'm thinking some cop just hauled off and hit some woman who was just
standing there. No, there was nothing shocking about it. I actually jerked off
to it. Punching a woman in the face, causing her to fall to the ground after police say,
police say? No, we see her. She attempted to stop an arrest. Oh my God. Once again,
the cameras come on right when the cop's doing the bad thing, not the rest of it.
Are you interested in the real story? I'll give it to you. The woman can be seen in footage shared on social media Tuesday approaching offices from the 32nd Precinct
in Harlem on August 12th as they move to arrest a man in connection with attempted murder. Nothing
serious. I wonder why he's back out on the streets. Alvin Brey. She walks towards the suspect
identified by cops as 22-year-old James Alvin, and talks to him briefly, the video shows.
The woman then appears to begin struggling with a cop off camera.
Began struggling.
She wasn't doing anything to start the struggle, I'm sure.
And the cop, who was identified as Officer Kendo Kinsey, pushes her away from the crowd.
The video then shows the woman reaching out to shove or hit the cop.
Not shoving.
She took a swing at him.
You see how they did?
And he retaliates by punching her to the ground.
You can tell whoever wrote this has never been knocked out or knocked anybody.
Punching her to the ground.
The fucking gay guy write this?
He kept slapping me and I had to bend my arm.
The fucking gay guy write this? He kept slapping me and I had to bend my...
Anyways, what's aggravating about this is the ignorant people who come around every
time cops are trying to do something and a guy keeps...
I swear to God, this guy you're going to hear in the background, this black kid, is at every
one of these.
What are you doing that for, bro?
Anyways, check this out and I ain't got a problem with it.
Oh, kill again! anyways check this out and I ain't got a problem with it can we see that again and again and again
the guy we cut him off but the guy guy kept going, why you do that, man?
She's just a little girl.
Why you do that?
What?
She must have said it a hundred times.
Why?
Because she took a swing at a cop.
And I know there's still people out there going, no, that's dick.
Come on.
No.
Fuck off.
She already got a warning push.
You know what I mean?
Like.
She got.
Exactly.
It was probably two minutes of warning pushing.
And let me tell you something.
Since I got sucker punched, and again, sucker punched,
didn't even know the girl was near me,
almost fucking, and I thought I did the right thing,
and I did because I would have ended up in a lawsuit.
I still think of Joe Rogan when I, when, when I text him and told him about, he goes, he goes, I would have fucking leg whipped. Imagine Joe kicking, he's got like a fucking
mule kick. He would kill somebody. I got no problem. And again, here's what, let me explain
some more. The feminist movement for the last, you know, 50 years that they've been whining,
their never-ending list of grievances, they always came up to the line where,
okay, as far as men go, you know, physically, we're not going to, you know,
they had no problem saying, yeah, you got us over.
You're superior to us physically.
And then the whole transgender shit started happening, right?
Bah, bah, bah.
But even before the transgender thing, I was doing
a gig in New York. I told you a fight broke out.
And
but two tables. I had
nothing to do with it. Guys and girls.
And there's a girl in the middle
fucking standing like
a boxer, swinging wildly.
And I watched
the doorman, I think her least lamp
and only husband, walk through the crowd
and she kind of squares him up.
Bang!
Just like that.
Feminists have women believing
that they can go toe-to-toe.
We've seen a million clips.
A girl,
remember a girl at the baseball game,
some drunk guy?
She tried to start smacking him
and he...
I'm just saying, ladies,
if that's the way you want to go, I don condone it but i understand that officer oh he black he'd be fine anyways that brought uh you
got knocked the fuck out man oh did you ever the nypd said in a statement that while police were
i like the statement actually were effecting the arrest, again, of a attempted murderer, individuals on scene, again, you don't see all this on camera,
right? Where's the body cams on the cops, by the way? Physically assaulting numerous officers.
Oh, really? What officer sustained a minor injury to the head? Police charged two women, 19 and 27,
with assaulting an officer, resisting arrest,
and obstructing governmental administration. Cops also said a 26-year-old woman was slapped with a criminal court summons for allegedly spitting at an officer. My vagina's angry.
It is. It's pissed off.
Well, it's going to get knocked the fuck out if you don't behave.
Elvin had been sought in connection to attempted murder.
I can see why you'd defend him against the club.
During the arrest, he was allegedly found to be in possession of a firearm
and a controlled substance.
You know, good guy.
Good guy.
There's something wrong with the black man's mind!
There's something wrong with his mind!
So be careful, ladies,
when you square off. You know, nobody,
she could have banged her head and fucking died, you know.
And I can't blame the cop for
trying to do his job. They were shooting
at firemen a few years ago. Remember in the city
and throwing bottles and shit? I got no
sympathy. Guy, girl, whatever
the fuck. Transy. Made whatever the fuck. Transy.
Made that word up. Transy. So I was trying to think of good knockouts that we have seen over
the years, and I stumbled over this clip. It must have been, I don't know how I'd never seen it,
so I'm guessing the rest of the world has seen this. I've watched this 20 times laughing so
goddamn hard. Again, I went through UFC knockouts. I was going there.
And on the way there, I went down that rabbit hole and I saw this and...
Go ahead. I know people have probably seen it, but I can't make this up. oh my god Goddamn. Oh, God.
You would have to move to another country.
That first one, I'm guessing that went viral the whole world.
I don't know if they know who you are.
You'd have to move.
You were knocked out, not just by a fucking dummy, but one with no arms or legs.
It was a headbutt.
Can we see that again?
Oh, absolutely.
Please.
Oh, my God.
I've never seen...
Watch the back guy.
The black guy's going to bitch slap the...
Is it a black dude?
Yeah. The rest of the class didn't even see it.
They should be...
Is that the funniest thing you've ever seen?
He is out before he hits the ground.
Oh, my God.
He probably sued the dummy-making manufacturer.
If you can't... This sport isn't for you, dude.
That was God saying, look, man, you just got knocked out by a rubber double amputee.
Quadruple. Step away. There's always miniature golf.
Holy shit. Don't you love you go down those rabbit holes? Internet could steal your life.
Mother of goodness gracious, Heloise. Let's move on. This was a little weird. Marine band,
you know how the branches have their bands? The Marine band baffled. What do you mean? Well,
President Biden unsettled members of the U.S. Marine Band when he campaigned for Democrats at an official White House event where they played a source familiar with the inner workings of the band, told Fox.
No, I read that horribly, but you know what I mean.
They were playing and all of a sudden he turned
into a political event, of course. You fucking people. Yeah. You have no idea how to defend a
nation. On Tuesday, Biden visited the Keystone State. That would be Pennsylvania. He doesn't
go any further than that. With Marine Band in tow for an event where he promoted Pennsylvania Attorney
General Josh Shapiro and Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman. That guy on the right is Fetterman.
He's had multiple strokes. He's as radical as they come. He's like really controversial. Why you
would, this is how I know Biden's people are just saying you got to do this and that. Fetterman,
as they seek higher office in the fall's midterm elections.
Presumptuous of me to say that, but think about doing me a favor.
Please, please, please, this is Joe talking, elect the Attorney General to the Senate.
Elect that big old boy, you can tell he forgets the guys, to be governor.
Biden said, mixing up which offices the two Democrats were seeking,
of course. What are we doing? What's going on right now? I say we let him punch that dummy.
Shapiro is running for governor against GOP candidate Doug Mastriano, while Fetterman,
Cuco on the right, is facing a down Republican Dr. Oz. Oh my, I think I'm going to go with Fetterman.
I don't fucking like Oz either. For the open Senate seat. I was unaware active, somebody wrote,
I was unaware active duty service members can wear the uniform at political rallies.
Ask Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin if there is an exception to that regulation for Democrat campaign events.
Of course, that's a rhetorical question.
It's a sick question.
You're a sick fucker.
I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it.
The source familiar with the band's inner work.
A source familiar with the band's inner working.
No, the guy that greases the tubas.
What do you do?
Well, I'm very close with the abandoned and working.
What band is that?
Who are you talking about?
Journey?
No.
Marine marching band.
Anyone with eyes to see, what does that mean?
Anyone with eyes to see knows that the Marine Corps just gave, or as Obama said, the Marine
Corps just gave an in-kind contribution to
Pennsylvania Democrats before the midterm elections, the source continued,
and they'll do so again on Thursday in Philadelphia. No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Is that where Joe's giving the speech? Probably. Unbelievable.
Again, there's no repercussions.
Not a big deal, but just the little things that...
Guys, make plans to come and see me on the road.
Here are my upcoming stand-up dates.
And make sure to come out because I...
I don't know.
As I told you before,
I might take a step away from stand-up
after these six dates. I don't know. Not permanently. I don't know. I might take a step away from stand-up after these six dates.
I don't know.
Not permanently.
I don't know.
I'm going to play it by ear.
Okay?
Okay.
I just can't take any more connecting flights.
I just can't.
A fucking fat lady next to me, you know, fucking playing Sudoku and farting.
I can't.
Friday, September 9th, Soul Jules Comedy Club in Royalsford, Pennsylvania.
The next night, Saturday, September 10th,
Algonquin Arts Theater, Manisquan,
New Jersey. I think
a couple of the Fox
Tyrus and maybe Cat Tenth
they're doing a
show there. Stand-up, I guess.
And Perino, Dana Perino's going to host. And they sold out.
They added another show. Why did you say that? I guess. And Perino, Dana Perino's going to host it. And they sold out. They added another show.
Why did you
say that? I don't know. Sunday, September
11th, Sugarloaf Performing Arts Center
in Chester, New York. And then in
November, the 11th, it was a Friday,
Palm Beach Kennel Club, West Palm Beach.
I love that gig. Saturday, November 12th,
Snappers Comedy Club
and Gynecological Office.
Fort Myers, Florida. And Sunday, November 13th, Sidesplitters Comedy Club and Gynecological Office Fort Myers, Florida
and Sunday, November 13th
Sidesplitters Comedy Club
Tampa, Florida
and at the Tampa show I'll be doing a live Q&A
after the show
with VIP ticket holders
so grab those before they're gone
you can get tickets to all these shows at nickdip.com
headline crime pays a felon in Washington
State with nearly two, it was Washington State, right? Yeah. With nearly two dozen prior convictions.
I'll repeat that. With two dozen prior convictions. That's 24, not charges, convictions.
prior convictions, that's 24, not charges, convictions, convictions, has been ordered to receive nearly 37 grand from the state because he's been detained, he was detained
in a jail rather than a mental health facility while he awaits trial for three more felony
charges, including first degree murder.
including first-degree murder.
Jay Inslee, again, you personify West Coast fucking ignorant stupid.
No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.
Alexander J., 40, there he is.
I can smell him through the screen.
A homeless man who shits into a Sprite bottle and then sprays his friends with it was residing in Seattle, jerking off on a baby's head,
allegedly assaulted two women, and this is real,
and killed a man within a 12-hour period.
Well, he's very good at what he does.
Earlier this year, on March 3rd,
Jay supposedly stabbed one identified woman at a bus stop
after he repeatedly threw an older
woman, a nurse, down
the stairs, which we showed on the show.
You guys remember this. And again, this is a guy
that's going to get $37,000.
Check this out. This is from a while ago.
Can't even watch. It's disturbing.
It's like an older woman, by the way.
A nurse.
Can you imagine giving him
money for anything?
Huh?
It's obvious, folks. They want these
guys out after normal people. Look at this.
That guy should have been put
to sleep like a rabid dog
10 minutes after that. Look, it's not
enough for him. Anyways, that's it.
I'm getting sick to my stomach.
Yeah, threw down the stairs.
Union Station
at the Seattle light rail stop.
CCTV captured
that attack on
video. But yeah. You're fucking crazy.
Give him 37 grand. Still a legend, even though it's on video. But yeah. You're fucking crazy. Give him 37 grand.
You know.
Still a legend, even though it's on video.
Yeah.
That's what happens when you live in a litigious society.
If this was Iran, they would have fucking cut his cock off.
And let her do it.
And let her do it.
And then kill her because she's a woman.
Yeah.
We have another video here?
Huh?
Oh.
Hours after this vicious attack,
Jay supposedly beat,
this is hours after this,
Brentwood 31 to death.
Watch out because I'm...
To death.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
But yeah, give him 37 grand
because he wasn't in a mental...
You know, my old man used to say it.
It was so true.
Something like,
when a dog is crazy or rabid,
you put it down.
Yeah, Nick, that's kind of old.
No, it ain't.
No, it ain't.
No, and you have it on film.
Sorry.
Wood chipper.
Put him in a nice pair of shorts.
Cover him in pudding.
The nurse victim later identified Jay as her attacker,
and he was arrested and charged with first-degree murder,
first-degree assault, and second-degree assault
for the three incidents.
You're a real crumbum.
He's a filthy you-know-what.
Finally tonight... There are white figures. Another reverse
the race. I've seen a lot of white
figures in my time.
I don't appreciate that language Mr. Burr.
Brigham Young University is still
investigating the racist
slur yelled at a Duke
volleyball player.
Oh my god Duke's the victim of this one.
In part because campus police say
it doesn't appear the man who was eventually banned was the person shouting the N-word.
First of all, can you imagine police are involved because somebody said a naughty word?
Just that alone, folks, doesn't even make people go, what the fuck anymore? It's like, well,
I hope they get the guy. No, no, this is supposed to be America.
Yeah, it's a horrible word.
You have every right to say it.
Just like black people can say the most racist shit,
or anybody can, of any color, any gender.
You should be able to say anything you want at your own risk.
BYU police.
Ooh, Lieutenant George Bessendorfer.
I'm guessing his grandfather worked at Dachau.
Bessendorfer, you are an idiot.
Bessendorfer said Tuesday that based on initial review of the surveillance footage of the crowd,
the individual who was banned wasn't even shouting anything
while the Duke player was serving, okay? They got the wrong guy.
Can you imagine this big stink about this?
When we watched the video, they said we did not observe that behavior from him. He said,
Duke sophomore Rachel Richardson, the lone black starter on the team, has said
she very distinctly heard a very strong and negative racial slur, as opposed to those
positive racial slurs. There's your Duke fucking education for you. Unbelievable.
education for you.
Unbelievable.
Coming from the student section during Friday's match while she
was serving.
She's a little whore and a little
piece of trash. No, she ain't.
Kind of cute, actually. Various BYU
athletic employees have been reviewing
video from BYU TV.
Boy, I love that channel. And other cameras
in the facility. Can you imagine that?
They're going over this like it was the Kennedy assassination.
Fuck, and this country is so in the facility
that the volleyball team has access to for film review.
This has been an ongoing thing
since right after the match on Friday night.
The school is asking for fans in attendance.
You'd think somebody was shot to share video
and accounts from the match to help with the investigation.
You know, of course.
It's just so ridiculous.
Because it's a white guy.
That's who they think.
We got to get him.
Police talked to the man who identified in the report as a Utah Valley University student.
And he denied shouting any slurs.
He said the only thing he yelled was that the player
shouldn't hit the ball into the net. Could have come up with a better one than that, Phil.
He acknowledged that he did approach the Duke player after the match thinking she was a friend
of his who played for BYU. The uniforms are very similar, said the officer. An officer later
reviewed footage according to the report and wrote, there was nothing seen on the game film that led me to believe that that man was the person who was making comments to the player
who complained about being called the N-word. It's a lot to do about nothing is what it is.
During the match's second set, the officer observed the UVU student was not even present
when Richardson was serving, which is when Richardson's family and Duke officials said the slur was yelled.
And later, when she was serving again, she should be serving dinner.
What?
Come on, man.
He was playing on his phone, the officer wrote.
Do you believe they put this time and effort into this?
But the officer said the athletic department wanted to ban the man so the school
moved forward with that process anyway are you kidding me
the officer told the man not to come to any future games indefinitely, according to the report.
Now, if this guy is truly innocent, he should be suing.
Right?
Get yourself a good lawyer.
Freedom of speech, folks.
Remember that?
All over in N-word.
I don't condone that shit but i understand if somebody
wants to yell it and then like i said at your own risk get canceled or whatever i mean it's
right but i don't know i don't condone canceling either it's fucking insane and we have another
video that shows how things can get misconstrued sometimes. Oh, that's right. It happened
on a movie set a while ago, right?
Yeah.
Hey! The sheriff
is on this!
What are you saying? The sheriff
is near!
You see how things get mixed up?
Goddamn. Can you imagine trying to
make that scene today?
Thank you again, people from the left, you
fucking scumbags. I hate you. Remember
that. And remember this.
As much as you hate me and Trump supporters,
I hate you 150
trillion times more than that.
I think you get the message.
As somebody
said,
I forget who said,
somebody said this online,
be the extremist they say you are.
I want that on my goddamn T-shirt
when I go to the next Duke softball game.
Whatever.
Anyways, I got to do thank yous, right?
Before the,
since this is it, man, for the weekend.
Except you people who get another story coming, you know, the monthly subscribers.
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usual. I can't thank you guys enough.
It's one of the best months we've had in a while.
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