The Nick DiPaolo Show - Bank of African America | Nick Di Paolo Show #1267

Episode Date: September 1, 2022

Trumps docs trashed. Bank of America racist. Cop knocks out woman. Marine band forced to play at political event. Murderer gets paid by state. BYU volleyball player cries foul....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Did you see what Hillary was wearing at the Venice Film Festival? Take a look at this. They said that was a statement piece. Yeah, I think I know what this statement was. They lost my luggage. guitar solo Music! How are you, folks? Welcome to the show. Great show tonight, Ed. Great show. Some great guests for you. We've got the very lovely, big-titted Diane Cannons with us, and a very fine actor on a show called, I don't know, he's playing a cop in Boston.
Starting point is 00:01:13 I was an extra on it. I played a maple tree. Robert Urich, and finally, a chef that everybody loves, the 6'4", 270-pound Julia Child, first lesbian to make a cake. Great show, I'll tell you. Let's get right to it, shall we? So I guess Joe makes his big speech tonight about how horrible we are, us people who anybody who doesn't vote for him is a fascist, and that's how
Starting point is 00:01:45 you bring the country together, as you know. It's so, this is so right out of the mouth of the squad. Pick, pick anybody. AOC. Everybody laughed at AOC when she first came up. I'm not saying she's passed a lot of bills and shit. She hasn't. But all that garbage she said, you know, we got to go full pedal. You guys aren't, you know, radical enough. It's all, they're doing it now. She's, you know, she was sort of right. She didn't really have much to do with it because everybody hates her.
Starting point is 00:02:14 But this jerk-off's going to come on and tell you why you're a fascist, a semi-fascist. It's just an angry old man scumbag. And dividing us into a billion pieces. And your day will come, sir, you fall out of the top bunk, break your head on the fucking gumball machine
Starting point is 00:02:34 Dr. Joe put in your bedroom to keep you busy, you dink. So that's tonight. So we'll cover it on Monday, I guess, if anybody gives. I can't watch. I'll record it. But it's painful. I see two minutes of him, and my blood pressure goes through the roof, what's coming out of his mouth.
Starting point is 00:02:52 And he was always a dickhead. Don't let anybody kid you. I hope all you monthly subscribers enjoyed yesterday's Encore show. We talked about Neon Deon. If you love the show and don't get the encore, please join on Patreon today. Listen to this. Here's some great news. 118 new Patreon subscribers this month,
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Starting point is 00:03:59 merchandise, and much more, thank you guys again. Enjoy today's episode. Let's get to the top headline. Trump trove trashed. Donald Trump has claimed the agents were responsible for throwing classified documents on the floor of a Mar-a-Lago and said, of a Mar-a-Lago, like it's a boat, and said they were perhaps pretending it was me who did that. And then Trump said, furthermore, you can all go
Starting point is 00:04:38 fuck yourselves. But first of all, put up the picture of the, first of all, it's not thrown on the floor. It's laid out actually so you can see, you can tell. You know what I mean? We look close, couple of the Chinese dinner menus, there's a Cheesecake Factory and a Taco Bell menu. But look how staged this is by the goddamn government to hang this guy. 2A, like it's a pistol.
Starting point is 00:05:11 He shot somebody in the head with at Mar-a-Lago. Top secret. They are just, you're not good at anything. Framing people. And let me tell you something, dudes on the left, if he gets prosecuted, you better,
Starting point is 00:05:25 you think people showing up, and when you guys showed up in front of Justice's house, you guys better buckle up. That's not coming from me. That's just my instinct. And Lindsey Graham's. There's going to be, make those riots look like a tea party.
Starting point is 00:05:41 At least I'm hoping. Because you know what they're doing. Don't forget the big picture. Biden is prosecuting the guy that might beat him in the next election if he's still around. Or beat anybody. They know America wants him back. And they'll do anything. Now this is desperation.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Can you imagine that? Going after your political opponent? And they're calling us semi-fascist tonight? Totalitarianism? Who? What? Nazi? Who? Do they know?
Starting point is 00:06:22 I mean, do they? I don't know. Terrible. Trump says, terrible the way the FBI during the raid of Mar-a-Lago threw documents haphazardly all over the floor. Couple of menus from the Golden Wall that I love. Perhaps pretending it was me that did it. And then started taking pictures of them for the public to see.
Starting point is 00:06:43 He said in a Truth Social post, I'm on there, by the way, right? I had a big discussion with those guys. I forgot about that. Anyways, that happened Wednesday morning. He said, thought they wanted to keep these secret, which is a good point. He says, lucky I declassified, he added, during a flurry of posts condemning the FBI agent who were tired amid backlash over the Hunter Biden probe. We covered that yesterday. That was Tebow, right? He was responding to the bombshell pictures showing papers with many marked top secret on the carpet of the mansion during the August 8th search. The photographs were released in a 36-page court filing where the official said
Starting point is 00:07:27 they'd uncovered a plot to obstruct the probe. They were cooperating for months with them. Guys, please tell me you see through this. Between this and January 6th, those hearings, do you see how desperate they are? This is all desperation. And the discovery, and I'm not saying they're not going to not indict him. I'm just saying. But everybody's going to see through it. You've got to watch yourselves, people. Now I'm worried about your safety, lefties. Not really.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Son of a whore! I don't know why you hit that one. Oh yeah, I replaced it. Oh, you didn't replace it. Ha ha. The Department of Justice accused the ex-president's team of moving around in hiding classified documents they had previously searched for officials claimed they were likely concealed and removed from a padlock storage room where trump's lawyers had said they were all kept together.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Yeah, they were. Uh-oh, the FBI's coming. Get this shit. Come on. Three classified documents were found in a desk drawer. Department of Justice reveal, and they don't lie. In addition to more than 100 documents discovered in 13 boxes, along with some of those little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake rolls that I fucking love, with classification markings in the form of
Starting point is 00:08:47 president's residence. Just the facts, ma'am. Yeah, whatever you say. Three classified documents that were not located in boxes, but rather were located in the desk in 45's office, were also seized, the filing states. The new court filing also shot
Starting point is 00:09:03 down attempts to get a special master Roger Healy a third party to review the documents seized by the FBI branding the move unnecessary and saying it would harm national security interests. Kiss my ass. you know so kiss my ass so uh it's unbelievable man that they would you know rate a form it's never been done before and
Starting point is 00:09:36 that's it fuck don't forget why they are frightened that this guy's gonna run again biden's numbers are as bad as ever. I guess they did a poll yesterday. You know who's the most favorable out of 23 potential presidential nominees? Bernie Sanders. Can you fucking imagine? That's where we are. He is like 70s too. 70s? Yeah. 170. He's like 70s too. 70s? Yeah. 170.
Starting point is 00:10:05 That's a great point. Well, how old was he? And what's funny is the Dems hate old white men. Unless they're fucking Marxists, you know. Anyways, all right, let's move the hell on. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. Watch your mouth, Dr. Bird.
Starting point is 00:10:25 In the RTR segment, Reverse the Races, the headline, Bank of African America. What? Bank of America announces zero down payment, zero closing costs for black and Hispanic homebuyers. Fuck you and fuck you.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Who's next? Oh, that's not just legalized racism, is it? Discrimination? Huh? Right out there in the open. You guys are asking for it. Boy, Whitey's been playing very nice and biting their tongues forever. Oh, please don't fucking set them loose because they're going to make BLM look like a fucking...
Starting point is 00:11:03 The option will first become available in certain neighborhoods in Charlotte, of course, Dallas, Detroit, you know, those neighborhoods, Los Angeles, and Miami. First of all, it's not going to happen in Miami because you know who will step in. DeSantis will pick that off and we're pick six. The new mortgage called Fuck Whitey, Fuck Whitey Community Affordable Loan Solution, the final solution, aims to help eligible individuals and families obtain an affordable loan to purchase a home, the bank said. I suggest all you white people in those cities, get a tanning bed, put it on high. Hone-Omarship strengthens our community. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:11:50 I want you to count, and here's my other observation I think is pretty clever. I've already said it on the show, but how many times you guys have heard the word community or communities in the last 10, 15 years, which is commune, communism.
Starting point is 00:12:05 You get it? I'm serious. It's the base word. Communities, commune. It's no accident. It's actually a good point by me. I think I'll call Victor Davis Hanson and tell him about it. Ever see him? How brainy is that guy?
Starting point is 00:12:24 Tucker goes, thank you. And he goes, no, thank you. Home ownership strengthens our communities and can help individuals and families to build wealth over time, said A.J. Barkley, seen here dunking behind her head. Look at this. Fucking, who's that black rapper chick,
Starting point is 00:12:44 Queen Latifah's sister over here, A.J. Barkley, head of neighborhood and community lending for Bank of America, said in a release, our community affordable loan solution will help make the dream of sustained home ownership attainable for more black and Hispanic families. And it is part of our broader commitment to the community to shit on white people. I mean, to the communities that we serve. Fuck your mother! If you know who she is.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Do you know how much hate? I'm not saying she came up with a plan. Probably white libs. Maybe she did. I don't know. But even to, if you're a black person and working for the bank and you agree to this, it's all about retribution. It's got nothing to do with reconciliation.
Starting point is 00:13:31 It's all about retribution against white people who had nothing to do with what happened to your great, great, great granddaddy a thousand years ago. And you go, you're fine with that, huh, black lady? You're fine with discrimination? Well, then let's go all the way. Don't use my water fountains, even though I'm serious. You want to play hardball? Stay the fuck out of my bathrooms. Let's do it. If you want to do George Wallace, which none of us agree with, but if you guys insist on it, I got no problem with it. Yuck. The loans require no mortgage insurance.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Imagine that. The additional fee typically charged to buy, I know this myself, to buyers who put down less than 20% of the purchase price, you have to get, you know, mortgage insurance. And no minimum credit score. This sounds like a late night commercial, you know. Instead, listen to this.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Listen, this is almost satire. Instead, eligibility will be based on factors like timely rent. Who's known for that? Timely rent payments, on-time utility bill phone, and auto insurance. on-time utility bill phone and auto insurance. Maybe you don't want to help them out. Because if that are the requirements, even my black friends who have money have their phone shut off.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Just because they don't fucking care. Nick, that's right. I'm just saying. Not that they're poor. They just not anal about shit like that. But those are like four things that black people, and again, maybe because of racism, whatever you guys want them,
Starting point is 00:15:13 that they have trouble meeting. Black comics make jokes about their phone being shut off when they were kids and the lights going off. And oh, this is priceless. And she's going to say, well, that proves they need help. Suck it. You're treating them that proves they need help suck it you're treating them like they're less than is what you're doing that's all i gotta say uh do you agree with me you thick ankle whore apparent you do prospective buyers must also complete a home buyer certification course provided by bank of america and federally approved housing counseling
Starting point is 00:15:43 part you think you can get the government more up your ass and involved in your life before they apply for the loan program, the bank said. What is that? They're going to train you how to be a homeowner? No pit bull shitting in the neighbor's yard. Keep the music down. If you're going to smoke skunk weed, do it in the house. And most of all, no hip-hop.
Starting point is 00:16:05 I don't get it. Well, it's legalized discrimination. People are starting to sue back and shit, but what good is that going to do? The judge will be from Yale, some fucking jerk-off hippie. I can't take it. That's why, again, I've got a nice duplex in Nigeria.
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Starting point is 00:18:32 And it's turned into such a nightmare in the last couple of years that these stories resonate pretty much in every Dem-run city. Shocking video. I'll give you my take on this. And boy, has it changed since I get punched. A shocking video shows an NYPD cop punching a woman in the face, causing her to... Right away,
Starting point is 00:18:55 they say shocking. So I'm thinking some cop just hauled off and hit some woman who was just standing there. No, there was nothing shocking about it. I actually jerked off to it. Punching a woman in the face, causing her to fall to the ground after police say, police say? No, we see her. She attempted to stop an arrest. Oh my God. Once again, the cameras come on right when the cop's doing the bad thing, not the rest of it. Are you interested in the real story? I'll give it to you. The woman can be seen in footage shared on social media Tuesday approaching offices from the 32nd Precinct in Harlem on August 12th as they move to arrest a man in connection with attempted murder. Nothing serious. I wonder why he's back out on the streets. Alvin Brey. She walks towards the suspect
Starting point is 00:19:41 identified by cops as 22-year-old James Alvin, and talks to him briefly, the video shows. The woman then appears to begin struggling with a cop off camera. Began struggling. She wasn't doing anything to start the struggle, I'm sure. And the cop, who was identified as Officer Kendo Kinsey, pushes her away from the crowd. The video then shows the woman reaching out to shove or hit the cop. Not shoving. She took a swing at him.
Starting point is 00:20:09 You see how they did? And he retaliates by punching her to the ground. You can tell whoever wrote this has never been knocked out or knocked anybody. Punching her to the ground. The fucking gay guy write this? He kept slapping me and I had to bend my arm. The fucking gay guy write this? He kept slapping me and I had to bend my... Anyways, what's aggravating about this is the ignorant people who come around every
Starting point is 00:20:31 time cops are trying to do something and a guy keeps... I swear to God, this guy you're going to hear in the background, this black kid, is at every one of these. What are you doing that for, bro? Anyways, check this out and I ain't got a problem with it. Oh, kill again! anyways check this out and I ain't got a problem with it can we see that again and again and again the guy we cut him off but the guy guy kept going, why you do that, man? She's just a little girl.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Why you do that? What? She must have said it a hundred times. Why? Because she took a swing at a cop. And I know there's still people out there going, no, that's dick. Come on. No.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Fuck off. She already got a warning push. You know what I mean? Like. She got. Exactly. It was probably two minutes of warning pushing. And let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Since I got sucker punched, and again, sucker punched, didn't even know the girl was near me, almost fucking, and I thought I did the right thing, and I did because I would have ended up in a lawsuit. I still think of Joe Rogan when I, when, when I text him and told him about, he goes, he goes, I would have fucking leg whipped. Imagine Joe kicking, he's got like a fucking mule kick. He would kill somebody. I got no problem. And again, here's what, let me explain some more. The feminist movement for the last, you know, 50 years that they've been whining, their never-ending list of grievances, they always came up to the line where,
Starting point is 00:22:11 okay, as far as men go, you know, physically, we're not going to, you know, they had no problem saying, yeah, you got us over. You're superior to us physically. And then the whole transgender shit started happening, right? Bah, bah, bah. But even before the transgender thing, I was doing a gig in New York. I told you a fight broke out. And
Starting point is 00:22:29 but two tables. I had nothing to do with it. Guys and girls. And there's a girl in the middle fucking standing like a boxer, swinging wildly. And I watched the doorman, I think her least lamp and only husband, walk through the crowd
Starting point is 00:22:45 and she kind of squares him up. Bang! Just like that. Feminists have women believing that they can go toe-to-toe. We've seen a million clips. A girl, remember a girl at the baseball game,
Starting point is 00:22:58 some drunk guy? She tried to start smacking him and he... I'm just saying, ladies, if that's the way you want to go, I don condone it but i understand that officer oh he black he'd be fine anyways that brought uh you got knocked the fuck out man oh did you ever the nypd said in a statement that while police were i like the statement actually were effecting the arrest, again, of a attempted murderer, individuals on scene, again, you don't see all this on camera, right? Where's the body cams on the cops, by the way? Physically assaulting numerous officers.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Oh, really? What officer sustained a minor injury to the head? Police charged two women, 19 and 27, with assaulting an officer, resisting arrest, and obstructing governmental administration. Cops also said a 26-year-old woman was slapped with a criminal court summons for allegedly spitting at an officer. My vagina's angry. It is. It's pissed off. Well, it's going to get knocked the fuck out if you don't behave. Elvin had been sought in connection to attempted murder. I can see why you'd defend him against the club. During the arrest, he was allegedly found to be in possession of a firearm
Starting point is 00:24:19 and a controlled substance. You know, good guy. Good guy. There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with his mind! So be careful, ladies, when you square off. You know, nobody, she could have banged her head and fucking died, you know.
Starting point is 00:24:34 And I can't blame the cop for trying to do his job. They were shooting at firemen a few years ago. Remember in the city and throwing bottles and shit? I got no sympathy. Guy, girl, whatever the fuck. Transy. Made whatever the fuck. Transy. Made that word up. Transy. So I was trying to think of good knockouts that we have seen over the years, and I stumbled over this clip. It must have been, I don't know how I'd never seen it,
Starting point is 00:24:57 so I'm guessing the rest of the world has seen this. I've watched this 20 times laughing so goddamn hard. Again, I went through UFC knockouts. I was going there. And on the way there, I went down that rabbit hole and I saw this and... Go ahead. I know people have probably seen it, but I can't make this up. oh my god Goddamn. Oh, God. You would have to move to another country. That first one, I'm guessing that went viral the whole world. I don't know if they know who you are. You'd have to move.
Starting point is 00:25:59 You were knocked out, not just by a fucking dummy, but one with no arms or legs. It was a headbutt. Can we see that again? Oh, absolutely. Please. Oh, my God. I've never seen... Watch the back guy.
Starting point is 00:26:14 The black guy's going to bitch slap the... Is it a black dude? Yeah. The rest of the class didn't even see it. They should be... Is that the funniest thing you've ever seen? He is out before he hits the ground. Oh, my God. He probably sued the dummy-making manufacturer.
Starting point is 00:26:46 If you can't... This sport isn't for you, dude. That was God saying, look, man, you just got knocked out by a rubber double amputee. Quadruple. Step away. There's always miniature golf. Holy shit. Don't you love you go down those rabbit holes? Internet could steal your life. Mother of goodness gracious, Heloise. Let's move on. This was a little weird. Marine band, you know how the branches have their bands? The Marine band baffled. What do you mean? Well, President Biden unsettled members of the U.S. Marine Band when he campaigned for Democrats at an official White House event where they played a source familiar with the inner workings of the band, told Fox. No, I read that horribly, but you know what I mean.
Starting point is 00:27:40 They were playing and all of a sudden he turned into a political event, of course. You fucking people. Yeah. You have no idea how to defend a nation. On Tuesday, Biden visited the Keystone State. That would be Pennsylvania. He doesn't go any further than that. With Marine Band in tow for an event where he promoted Pennsylvania Attorney General Josh Shapiro and Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman. That guy on the right is Fetterman. He's had multiple strokes. He's as radical as they come. He's like really controversial. Why you would, this is how I know Biden's people are just saying you got to do this and that. Fetterman, as they seek higher office in the fall's midterm elections.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Presumptuous of me to say that, but think about doing me a favor. Please, please, please, this is Joe talking, elect the Attorney General to the Senate. Elect that big old boy, you can tell he forgets the guys, to be governor. Biden said, mixing up which offices the two Democrats were seeking, of course. What are we doing? What's going on right now? I say we let him punch that dummy. Shapiro is running for governor against GOP candidate Doug Mastriano, while Fetterman, Cuco on the right, is facing a down Republican Dr. Oz. Oh my, I think I'm going to go with Fetterman. I don't fucking like Oz either. For the open Senate seat. I was unaware active, somebody wrote,
Starting point is 00:29:14 I was unaware active duty service members can wear the uniform at political rallies. Ask Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin if there is an exception to that regulation for Democrat campaign events. Of course, that's a rhetorical question. It's a sick question. You're a sick fucker. I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. The source familiar with the band's inner work. A source familiar with the band's inner working.
Starting point is 00:29:38 No, the guy that greases the tubas. What do you do? Well, I'm very close with the abandoned and working. What band is that? Who are you talking about? Journey? No. Marine marching band.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Anyone with eyes to see, what does that mean? Anyone with eyes to see knows that the Marine Corps just gave, or as Obama said, the Marine Corps just gave an in-kind contribution to Pennsylvania Democrats before the midterm elections, the source continued, and they'll do so again on Thursday in Philadelphia. No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Is that where Joe's giving the speech? Probably. Unbelievable. Again, there's no repercussions. Not a big deal, but just the little things that... Guys, make plans to come and see me on the road.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Here are my upcoming stand-up dates. And make sure to come out because I... I don't know. As I told you before, I might take a step away from stand-up after these six dates. I don't know. Not permanently. I don't know. I might take a step away from stand-up after these six dates. I don't know. Not permanently.
Starting point is 00:30:48 I don't know. I'm going to play it by ear. Okay? Okay. I just can't take any more connecting flights. I just can't. A fucking fat lady next to me, you know, fucking playing Sudoku and farting. I can't.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Friday, September 9th, Soul Jules Comedy Club in Royalsford, Pennsylvania. The next night, Saturday, September 10th, Algonquin Arts Theater, Manisquan, New Jersey. I think a couple of the Fox Tyrus and maybe Cat Tenth they're doing a show there. Stand-up, I guess.
Starting point is 00:31:22 And Perino, Dana Perino's going to host. And they sold out. They added another show. Why did you say that? I guess. And Perino, Dana Perino's going to host it. And they sold out. They added another show. Why did you say that? I don't know. Sunday, September 11th, Sugarloaf Performing Arts Center in Chester, New York. And then in November, the 11th, it was a Friday, Palm Beach Kennel Club, West Palm Beach.
Starting point is 00:31:38 I love that gig. Saturday, November 12th, Snappers Comedy Club and Gynecological Office. Fort Myers, Florida. And Sunday, November 13th, Sidesplitters Comedy Club and Gynecological Office Fort Myers, Florida and Sunday, November 13th Sidesplitters Comedy Club Tampa, Florida and at the Tampa show I'll be doing a live Q&A
Starting point is 00:31:54 after the show with VIP ticket holders so grab those before they're gone you can get tickets to all these shows at nickdip.com headline crime pays a felon in Washington State with nearly two, it was Washington State, right? Yeah. With nearly two dozen prior convictions. I'll repeat that. With two dozen prior convictions. That's 24, not charges, convictions. prior convictions, that's 24, not charges, convictions, convictions, has been ordered to receive nearly 37 grand from the state because he's been detained, he was detained
Starting point is 00:32:35 in a jail rather than a mental health facility while he awaits trial for three more felony charges, including first degree murder. including first-degree murder. Jay Inslee, again, you personify West Coast fucking ignorant stupid. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Alexander J., 40, there he is. I can smell him through the screen. A homeless man who shits into a Sprite bottle and then sprays his friends with it was residing in Seattle, jerking off on a baby's head,
Starting point is 00:33:09 allegedly assaulted two women, and this is real, and killed a man within a 12-hour period. Well, he's very good at what he does. Earlier this year, on March 3rd, Jay supposedly stabbed one identified woman at a bus stop after he repeatedly threw an older woman, a nurse, down the stairs, which we showed on the show.
Starting point is 00:33:29 You guys remember this. And again, this is a guy that's going to get $37,000. Check this out. This is from a while ago. Can't even watch. It's disturbing. It's like an older woman, by the way. A nurse. Can you imagine giving him money for anything?
Starting point is 00:33:56 Huh? It's obvious, folks. They want these guys out after normal people. Look at this. That guy should have been put to sleep like a rabid dog 10 minutes after that. Look, it's not enough for him. Anyways, that's it. I'm getting sick to my stomach.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Yeah, threw down the stairs. Union Station at the Seattle light rail stop. CCTV captured that attack on video. But yeah. You're fucking crazy. Give him 37 grand. Still a legend, even though it's on video. But yeah. You're fucking crazy. Give him 37 grand. You know.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Still a legend, even though it's on video. Yeah. That's what happens when you live in a litigious society. If this was Iran, they would have fucking cut his cock off. And let her do it. And let her do it. And then kill her because she's a woman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:43 We have another video here? Huh? Oh. Hours after this vicious attack, Jay supposedly beat, this is hours after this, Brentwood 31 to death. Watch out because I'm...
Starting point is 00:35:00 To death. Go, go, go, go, go, go. But yeah, give him 37 grand because he wasn't in a mental... You know, my old man used to say it. It was so true. Something like, when a dog is crazy or rabid,
Starting point is 00:35:14 you put it down. Yeah, Nick, that's kind of old. No, it ain't. No, it ain't. No, and you have it on film. Sorry. Wood chipper. Put him in a nice pair of shorts.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Cover him in pudding. The nurse victim later identified Jay as her attacker, and he was arrested and charged with first-degree murder, first-degree assault, and second-degree assault for the three incidents. You're a real crumbum. He's a filthy you-know-what. Finally tonight... There are white figures. Another reverse
Starting point is 00:35:47 the race. I've seen a lot of white figures in my time. I don't appreciate that language Mr. Burr. Brigham Young University is still investigating the racist slur yelled at a Duke volleyball player. Oh my god Duke's the victim of this one.
Starting point is 00:36:04 In part because campus police say it doesn't appear the man who was eventually banned was the person shouting the N-word. First of all, can you imagine police are involved because somebody said a naughty word? Just that alone, folks, doesn't even make people go, what the fuck anymore? It's like, well, I hope they get the guy. No, no, this is supposed to be America. Yeah, it's a horrible word. You have every right to say it. Just like black people can say the most racist shit,
Starting point is 00:36:33 or anybody can, of any color, any gender. You should be able to say anything you want at your own risk. BYU police. Ooh, Lieutenant George Bessendorfer. I'm guessing his grandfather worked at Dachau. Bessendorfer, you are an idiot. Bessendorfer said Tuesday that based on initial review of the surveillance footage of the crowd, the individual who was banned wasn't even shouting anything
Starting point is 00:37:05 while the Duke player was serving, okay? They got the wrong guy. Can you imagine this big stink about this? When we watched the video, they said we did not observe that behavior from him. He said, Duke sophomore Rachel Richardson, the lone black starter on the team, has said she very distinctly heard a very strong and negative racial slur, as opposed to those positive racial slurs. There's your Duke fucking education for you. Unbelievable. education for you. Unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Coming from the student section during Friday's match while she was serving. She's a little whore and a little piece of trash. No, she ain't. Kind of cute, actually. Various BYU athletic employees have been reviewing video from BYU TV. Boy, I love that channel. And other cameras
Starting point is 00:38:02 in the facility. Can you imagine that? They're going over this like it was the Kennedy assassination. Fuck, and this country is so in the facility that the volleyball team has access to for film review. This has been an ongoing thing since right after the match on Friday night. The school is asking for fans in attendance. You'd think somebody was shot to share video
Starting point is 00:38:23 and accounts from the match to help with the investigation. You know, of course. It's just so ridiculous. Because it's a white guy. That's who they think. We got to get him. Police talked to the man who identified in the report as a Utah Valley University student. And he denied shouting any slurs.
Starting point is 00:38:42 He said the only thing he yelled was that the player shouldn't hit the ball into the net. Could have come up with a better one than that, Phil. He acknowledged that he did approach the Duke player after the match thinking she was a friend of his who played for BYU. The uniforms are very similar, said the officer. An officer later reviewed footage according to the report and wrote, there was nothing seen on the game film that led me to believe that that man was the person who was making comments to the player who complained about being called the N-word. It's a lot to do about nothing is what it is. During the match's second set, the officer observed the UVU student was not even present when Richardson was serving, which is when Richardson's family and Duke officials said the slur was yelled.
Starting point is 00:39:26 And later, when she was serving again, she should be serving dinner. What? Come on, man. He was playing on his phone, the officer wrote. Do you believe they put this time and effort into this? But the officer said the athletic department wanted to ban the man so the school moved forward with that process anyway are you kidding me the officer told the man not to come to any future games indefinitely, according to the report.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Now, if this guy is truly innocent, he should be suing. Right? Get yourself a good lawyer. Freedom of speech, folks. Remember that? All over in N-word. I don't condone that shit but i understand if somebody wants to yell it and then like i said at your own risk get canceled or whatever i mean it's
Starting point is 00:40:33 right but i don't know i don't condone canceling either it's fucking insane and we have another video that shows how things can get misconstrued sometimes. Oh, that's right. It happened on a movie set a while ago, right? Yeah. Hey! The sheriff is on this! What are you saying? The sheriff is near!
Starting point is 00:40:59 You see how things get mixed up? Goddamn. Can you imagine trying to make that scene today? Thank you again, people from the left, you fucking scumbags. I hate you. Remember that. And remember this. As much as you hate me and Trump supporters, I hate you 150
Starting point is 00:41:16 trillion times more than that. I think you get the message. As somebody said, I forget who said, somebody said this online, be the extremist they say you are. I want that on my goddamn T-shirt
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